/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22193049]

I just learned that my white wife, who has access to my private keys and bank accounts, secretly has a crush on Will Smith. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.22193092]

>>22193049
so what? will smith is white

[Anonymous No.22193098]

will smith isnt even human

[Anonymous No.22193108]

>>22193092
op is a homosexual nigger tho

[Anonymous No.22193109]

>>22193092
>will smith is white
Why does he look black?

[Anonymous No.22193111]

>>22193049
You know what you need to do anon. This is unforgivable. That whore.

[Anonymous No.22193112]

>>22193049
The brothers are dicking white girls beta whites cant compete

[Anonymous No.22193115]

white trash

[Anonymous No.22193117]

>>22193049
Will Smith is kind of a faggot in real life but not a bad dude. But can you give us more details?

[Anonymous No.22193118]

Be glad it's not a nigger

[Anonymous No.22193119]

>>22193098
This. Will Smith is a Cyborg. Also, Adam Sandler is CGI. He died of a cocaine overdose in the late 2000s.

[Anonymous No.22193150]

>>22193049
Your wife souldnt even know you have crypto, and you gave you private keys? Hahaha get cucked.

[Anonymous No.22193157]

Will Smith is a nice nigger.
I have a crush on him too, no homo.

[Anonymous No.22193181]

>>22193117
What other details do you need? One time she said she wanted to have a threesome with two guys and a few months later she said my dick was small. These pieces are all there.

[Anonymous No.22193184]

>>22193119
>Adam Sandler is CGI. He died of a cocaine overdose in the late 2000s.
that would be so great

[Anonymous No.22193214]

>>22193181
Seems reasonable to me. Does she like to eat chicken as well?

[Anonymous No.22193231]

>>22193181
....oof you're probably going to suffer a divorce. or get cucked (or she'll betray you and kill you during the civil war). I'm sorry anon, how did it get to this point?

[Anonymous No.22193247]

>>22193109
take off your nigger-tinted glasses

[Anonymous No.22193267]

>>22193181
how large is your pee pee? do you fuck her so that to come at least 3x during each round?

[Anonymous No.22193292]

>>22193049
a racial bait thread on business and finance... the cuckqueers into bbc must be bored tonight to post here

[Anonymous No.22193303]

>>22193049
she must have a thing for simps anon it’s no wonder you two are together

[Anonymous No.22193343]

>>22193181
Never speak with her again. Monero wash your crypto and ghost her. Move to an island in a remote location. She can’t do anything if you do this.

[Anonymous No.22193370]

>>22193267
lmao of course he doesnt.

[Anonymous No.22193426]

>>22193214
She likes beef but not chicken.

[Anonymous No.22193473]

>>22193426
more like she likes python and not noodle

[Anonymous No.22193539]

>>22193231
>how did it get to this point?
I ask myself that every day. I don't know.

>>22193267
>how large is your pee pee? do you fuck her so that to come at least 3x during each round?
5" and she usually comes twice but we haven't had sex in about 2 years now

[Anonymous No.22193594]

Are bathing suits like this even comfortable to wear I feel like it Would start chafing the inside of your buttcheeks at some point

[Anonymous No.22193604]

>>22193049
kill him its the only way

[Anonymous No.22193627]

>>22193539
>5" and she usually comes twice but we haven't had sex in about 2 years now

The standard is at leas 3x and should work on it. Also have to check to see if your pee pee is still there and operative and not fell off after being this much inactive.

[Anonymous No.22193646]

>>22193594
>caring about the comfort of women

It's fucking hot who cares

[Anonymous No.22193666]

kill that race trading whore

[Anonymous No.22193681]

>>22193594
the women are attention whores and will do whatever it takes to get the attention.

[Anonymous No.22193703]

>>22193594
Very few of the things women wear are actually comfortable. And when they wear something comfortable, people perceive them as being ugly.

[Anonymous No.22193705]

>>22193049
Imagine firing a load into that woman's ass as she OneWheels by you

[Anonymous No.22193724]

>>22193049
you should tell her good fucking job for being married to you, and not being a stupid fucking whore. having a crush on will smith is highschool shit. every fucking white women in this country had a crush on big willie at some point.
>>22193098
also this, can you even be mad at her? its like if your wife saw my dog, she would crush so hard on him.

[Anonymous No.22193732]

>>22193703
faggot or femanon detected.

[Anonymous No.22193751]

>>22193108
the sad thing is that big willie style is probably homosexual. thats kinda sad desu... to go from being a giga-chad in MIB/Bad Boys to being cucked by your wife and son-daughter-thing. poor willie, hang in there bro. try to stick to consenting adult females.

[Anonymous No.22193794]

>>22193049
Imagine pretending to be into an activity with a strip of material climbing that far into your asshole. Honestly disgusting

[Anonymous No.22193806]

Haha the string between her ass cheeks probably smells like poop now haha

[Anonymous No.22193844]

>>22193049
Unironically cheat on her by fucking Will Smith’s wife

[Anonymous No.22194167]

>>22193049
Fuck Jada, simple as. Not like Will cares lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.22194229]

>>22193844
kek

[Anonymous No.22194273]

>>22193049
Get knife take her head put it in a box and sent it to Will Smith

[Anonymous No.22194289]

>>22193844
>>22194167
I'll just go fuck a rich movie star. Why didn't I think of that?

[Anonymous No.22194301]

>>22193049
Find a virgin and dump the whore.

Only a virgin can bear you a pure child anyhow. The womb absorbs the dna of everyone who has came inside her.

Source Nazi science.

[Anonymous No.22194386]

>>22193049
>business & finance
>>22193181
Nice larp op, take it back to the pol/tards

[Anonymous No.22194403]

>>22193049

>stay up early
>nigger and cock posts

yes, it is mutt time.

[Anonymous No.22194482]

Sara looks like a whore

[Anonymous No.22194519]

>>22193049
Stop larping on /biz/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.22194591]

>>22194386
>Nice larp op, take it back to the pol/tards
I wish it was a larp.

[Anonymous No.22194654]

Will Smith is one of the very few black men on planet Earth that my wife/girlfriend could have a crush on and I wouldn't feel any jealousy or insecurity over it
Dude is one of the nicest, most likeable guys around. He'd probably reject your woman and tell her to go back to you if she tried to cheat on you with him

[Anonymous No.22194684]

>>22193049
u should be banned for this post but jannies never do anything on this board.

[Anonymous No.22194698]

>>22194684
This is a wealth management post and is on topic

[Anonymous No.22194714]

>>22193049

ur fine, will smith is a gay

[Anonymous No.22194745]

>>22193109
OP's wife is clearly a Dodgers fan.

[Anonymous No.22194940]

>>22194745
Ben Shapiro plays ball?

[Anonymous No.22194968]

>2 years without sex
I thought the whole "sexless marriage" thing was a joke for TV. How does this shit happen to married people?

[Anonymous No.22195012]

all in monero
bitcoin boating accident
flee to korea

[Anonymous No.22195127]

>>22193111
This
Goddamit

My schizophrenia is acting up but I just proposed to a white girl and my hesitation up until now was because she once called will Smith cute.
Not even memeing.

Though I'm pretty sure op is a glowkike gangstalker mad that I made anti kikestate vids

[Anonymous No.22195652]

This entire thread is a LARP but I just wanted to say

imagine letting your gf/fiance/wife have access to your wallet key(s). I didn't even consider people would do that but now I realize statistically speaking, there has to be. Holy fuck. Can't even imagine being that fucking stupid.

t. happily engaged to my gf of 6 years, was about to get married before chink virus, trust her with my life.

I still would never trust a woman with my money.

[Anonymous No.22195794]

>>22193181

100% guaranteed she is taking BBC already

[Anonymous No.22195875]

>>22195652
Not a larp. Why would you trust her with your life but not with your money? Is your money worth more than your life?

>>22195794
I don't think so. She sometimes leaves the house without me for a few hours, but she sends me pictures from wherever she is.

[Anonymous No.22196054]

>>22195875
I'll entertain you as if not a larp then for a minute here fren

If not a larp; I feel incredibly sorry for you. The second your woman says your dick is small, it's over. Not because your dick is small or not, but the fact she respected you so little as to say it means she was testing the boundaries to see just how spineless you are. All women - even the best ones - do that. Saying she wants a threesome isn't as bad but is also an immediate disqualification for a long-term relationship. Women have sex drives based on emotion, not based on carnal appetites like men (men traffick boys and girls and women for sex, women do not traffick in sex and the only women, the ghislaines of the world, who do, still only do so for male consumption) so a woman with such a brazen carnal appetite is damaged in some way. You will never tie her down.

Lastly, a good, kind woman will (almost) never kill you outright. A woman's nature is to protect and nurture. A woman's nature is also to be petty, childish and vengeful when scorned. I would trust my theoretical 13 year old child with my life; I would not trust my 13 year old child with my money. Does that make sense?

All this might sound too harsh or too autistic or too incel or pol or whatever, but it's all legit advice from years of experience and it's how the real world and real women work. If as a man you can understand how real women work you'll have an amazing time with them. Act like they're the same and you'll get walked all over, shit on, and betrayed for your kindness being perceived as weakness.

[Anonymous No.22196182]

>>22193181
She sounds like a bitch. Dont let her get your crypto bro.

[Anonymous No.22196311]

>>22196054
Idk why you spent that time replying to a bait but it was a decent read regardless, maybe someone will get some use out of it

[Anonymous No.22196320]

Made for BBC.

[Anonymous No.22196515]

>>22196054
>The second your woman says your dick is small, it's over.
We were having a fight at the time. I didn't react to it because it didn't bother me at the moment.

>>22196054
>A woman's nature is also to be petty, childish and vengeful when scorned.
Based and despressing-af-pilled.

>>22196054
>Act like they're the same and you'll get walked all over, shit on, and betrayed for your kindness being perceived as weakness.
What are you supposed to do? Treat them like 13 year old children?

[Anonymous No.22196535]

>>22196320

[Anonymous No.22196669]

>>22196311
ty fren that was my intention. I also type very quickly so it takes hardly any time at all.

>>22196515
>What are you supposed to do? Treat them like 13 year old children?

Unironically yes. Also, they love it. That doesn't mean being a tyrannical dickhead either, as
acting like that just shows how fragile your ego is (overcompensating, etc.) it just means being a leader and a rolemodel.

>Based and despressing-af-pilled.
No need to get blackpilled fren. I mean, about your "relationship" maybe, but a woman's nature is also to be your cheerleader. To be the fun silly bit of joy that comes into your home office when the charts are blood red and you're down -50% to give you a coffee and make a silly face at you and make everything okay. Their nature is childish because they need to be able to relate to - and have patience for - infants, toddlers, and children. Biologically/historically, like a dozen of them at a time of various age-ranges. Keeping that in mind it becomes not a matter of black or white pilled, it's just nature. Just as it's in men's nature to be faustian/adventurous but also too serious or aggressive or angry.

>We were having a fight at the time. I didn't react to it because it didn't bother me at the moment.
Not as big of a deal then, unironically. Given all you've said though, I'd still wager you should cut your losses as hard as it is. Most men don't have the strength to do that tho even if a woman gives them 100 red flags if they've sufficiently sunk cost (years+) into a relationship. There's an actual blackpill for you, if you're in that situation.

[Anonymous No.22196708]

>>22196515
As a black man with a 9inch I'd leave a woman if she said my dick was small. There are lines and boundaries of respect that cant be uncrossed.

[Anonymous No.22196789]

>>22196535
lmao how new is this

[Anonymous No.22196878]

sell everything for 0x_Monero

[Anonymous No.22196917]

>>22193049
Tell her that makes her a fag.

[Anonymous No.22196928]

>>22196054
>Women have sex drives based on emotion
Please tell me how to use this knowledge to my advantage. What words am I supposed to use?

>t. sperg with no social skills

[Anonymous No.22197016]

If this is not a larp and you have self respect, all in xmr and dump her immediately.

[Anonymous No.22197061]

>>22196789
>>22196320
The pattern is that shill 1 posts the bbc spam.

>>22196535
Then the same shill changes ips or their fellow shill then posts this animation that "shill inc" made. Moron level demoralization sigh-op.

[Anonymous No.22197083]

>>22196928
Sure bro, feeling generous.

If you're really spergy I'd unironically suggest watching some dating coaches like corey wayne or something on yt for a bit while dating.

Basically, it's all about creating attraction. Women fall in love with men over the course of months (emotional love, with some carnal) where men can fall in love with a woman almost instantly just by looking at her (largely a carnal love, with some emotional). It's actually way more blackpilling for women because men cheating or becoming distant when they become older if there's no sufficient emotional connection on the man's side of things is a very real possibility. Women still initiate most divorces though, because men get complacent and women are told by kikes everywhere that they deserve the entire world and more while being fat disgusting pigs. I'm talking 40 year old women here though, also, I digress.

Set dates. Go on dates. Don't talk on the phone for hours at a time. Don't always be available. etc.

If you're familiar with "what would jesus do" think the exact same thing but "what would james bond do." I know how retarded and autistic that sounds, but it's the easiest/best dating advice I ever got. If James Bond wouldn't do it, don't do it. Finally, remember that dating fuckups are usually because men talk themselves out of the girl liking them, not because they don't say the "right things" or whatever. Let her do 70%+ of the talking. Again, James Bond.

(Don't autistically study James Bond. Your general idea of what that concept represents even if you've never seen the movies is probably sufficient.)

We're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.22197170]

I hate seeing women be active, they're so uncoordinated

[Anonymous No.22197171]

>>22196669
>Their nature is childish because they need to be able to relate to - and have patience for - infants, toddlers, and children.
That's the most logical explanation I've ever heard for this.

>>22196669
>cut your losses as hard as it is
>even if a woman gives them 100 red flags if they've sufficiently sunk cost (years+) into a relationship
Yeah... I've thought about running away from this relationship for years, but I still don't know.

[Anonymous No.22197191]

>>22196789
>lmao how new is this
I first saw it about 2 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.22197197]

Will Smith is pretty white to me. I would let him in my house

[Anonymous No.22197214]

>>22193049
Will Smith? Is that the black guy who sexually abuses his son and got cuckolded by his wife?

[Anonymous No.22197232]

>>22193049
I wouldn't let it get to you, it just means your wife is into cucks

[Anonymous No.22197235]

>>22193049
Tell her his wife cucked him and she won't respect him anymore.

[Anonymous No.22197257]

>>22194745
>will smith
>catcher

seems about right

[Anonymous No.22197276]

You know what to do anon.

[Anonymous No.22197334]

>>22197171
>Their nature is childish because they need to be able to relate to - and have patience for - infants, toddlers, and children.
>That's the most logical explanation I've ever heard for this.

No meme looking at history and thinking traditionally is pretty much the golden rule for dating. Survivorship bias. Our current modern technological hellscape is an aberration and the human condition is not designed for it (industrial revolution and it's consequences). How humans have existed and worked for the last 15,000 years speaks a lot more to our nature than what we've been doing for the last 60 or even 10. For example, man was not designed to be able to text a woman at all hours of the day - or more accurately, women's attraction to a man has a hard time flourishing without time away from him to think about him. That's just one of many examples though. Pic related.