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22155195 No.22155195 [Reply] [Original]

>be you
>make $80,000 a year
>have wife who would leave you if you didn’t have a steady decent-paying job
>wife lets you fuck once, maybe twice a week
>cost per fuck = $769-$1,538

>be me
>crypto daytrading NEET
>fuck top shelf hookers twice a week
>$400 per fuck, and on the rare occasion that she’s STD free an additional $100 to nut raw
>save anywhere from $10,400 to $52,000 a year
get on my level

>> No.22155292
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22155292

>>22155195
cope

>> No.22155351

>>22155195
I have to say that is based.
Prostitutes are the best.

>> No.22155369

>>22155195
Aren't traders supposed to be good at math?

>> No.22155378

>>22155195
How does it feel being so lonely and uncared about?

>> No.22155402

>>22155195
hey don't 1 post by this ID us how many of the escorts let you raw dog them

>> No.22155411

>>22155195
>$400 per fuck, and on the rare occasion that she’s STD free an additional $100 to nut raw
>>save anywhere from $10,400 to $52,000 a year

He doesn’t know that STD’s don’t matter because drinking your own Urine pulverizes them and any disease or virus

>> No.22155435

>>22155351
Actual literal prostitutes are gross. You have to find ounces on insta/tinder that aren’t whores that you have to convince to do it. That way you have a normal chick

>> No.22155713

>>22155195
You’ll never feel love if you think this way

>> No.22155764

>>22155713
>love
This is bullshit anyway anon

>> No.22155781

>>22155713
>Believing in true love
ngmi

>> No.22155815

only soulless creeps gmi

>> No.22155859

The average ejaculation for a male is between 2 and 5 milliliters of semen. There are roughly 100 million sperm per milliliter of semen. Say you ejaculated 3.5 milliliters of semen. That gives you around 350 million sperm. The escort (male) that you shared the evening with essentially charged you $1 USD per 875,000 sperm.
>350,000,000 / 400 = 875,000

>> No.22155867

>>22155195
>be me
>wife had sex with me 8 times before divorcing me
>i had nothing
>made $160k on bitcoin bullrun 2 years later
>pay my denbts and put most of the rest into meme tech stocks and index funds
>almost able to retire but work is fun now i don't need to
>she got none of it because she was too impatient to fill her pussy with strange cocks
based on what she would've gotten if she divorced me today, she effectively paid about 100k/fuck

>> No.22155928

>>22155713
love is a made up concept faggot.

what i think you mean is connection. whores are fine for busting a nut but if a relationship was only about busting nuts then everyone would just hire hookers. its the connection and feeling close to someone that makes a relationship worth it.

>> No.22155953

>>22155867
Sounds like you married a stranger anon. The fuck is with you neets, putting a ring on the first bit of vag you get. Fuck sake

>> No.22156068

>>22155867
still bitter i see