/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22134651]

>weeee aaaare weeee aaaare walmart, sign it with me!
>boom boom clap
>boom boom clap
>boom boom clap
>boom boom clap
>boom boom clap

[Anonymous No.22134710]

SOMEBODY GIVE US A RHYTHM

[Anonymous No.22134751]

>>22134651
>sign
authentic burger retard confirmed

[Anonymous No.22134774]

megacorporate humiliation ritual for underpaid wage slaves

name a single reason why being a medieval peasant would be worse than living in this hellscape

[Anonymous No.22134837]

>>22134774
> Bandit comes in, rapes and kills your wife, rapes and kills your daughter, stabs you once and you die slowly of infection and starvation

[Anonymous No.22134840]

>>22134710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

[Anonymous No.22134857]

>>22134751
you never made a type-o before wagie?

[Anonymous No.22134879]

>>22134774
Those wall-mart employees live better then medieval kings. The kings never had access to iPhones, t.v, cars, fast food, and electricity and the entire knowledge of mankind with the click of a button. Things are looking good my friends. Another 300 years from now, we’ll all be living better then Jeff Bezos!

[Anonymous No.22134900]

>>22134837
Why are you calling BLM rioters bandits?

[Anonymous No.22135054]

>>22134879
Does that shit make you happy?

[Anonymous No.22135083]

>>22134879
Medieval peasants worked less hours than modern workers, and had longer holidays.
I'm not joking.

[Anonymous No.22135222]

Buddy you're a boy make a big bucks
Wagin' between the isles gonna be a big man some day
You got mud in yo' blood
Might get shot
Sweeping' the shafts all over the mart
Singin'

'We are we are WALMART
We are we are WALMART

Buddy you're a young man hard man
wagecuckin' between the isles gonna take the night shift today
You got blood in yo' blood
Might get shot
Ambitions and dreams shattered all over the place

We are we are WALMART
We are we are WALMART

[Anonymous No.22135234]

>>22135083
>Medieval peasants worked less hours than modern workers, and had longer holidays.
no

[Anonymous No.22135263]

[Anonymous No.22135266]

>>22135222
Sharts not shafts. Phoneposting is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.22135317]

>>22134857
>type-o
yeah I'm thinking this kid might be retarded

[Anonymous No.22135387]

>>22134651
kek

[Anonymous No.22135469]

>>22135317
Dont sweat it. All's well that ends well

[Anonymous No.22135495]

>>22134879
>wagies deluding themselves about their life
Did medieval kings clean piss and throw up off the floor?
Wagies have been allowed phones so they can eventually be a slave on demand by the gig economy.

[Anonymous No.22135527]

>>22134651
one must imagine Sisyphus happy.

[Anonymous No.22135566]

God how do I get out of retail bros

[Anonymous No.22135637]

RAGIE WAGIE SLAVIE IN HIS CAGIE

[Anonymous No.22135650]

[Anonymous No.22135729]

>>22135083
the kingcope is retarded, but modern peasants do have far higher standards of living than those of olde. if you want to quantify the relative psychological despair experienced by both groups that is a different comparison entirely. though I’d wager that if it were reducible to a purely objective axiom the modern wageslave would still come out on top in the vast majority of cases

[Anonymous No.22135757]

>>22134879
I'm sure every medieval king would change his position for the opportunity to sing along in the wall mart wagie song just so he could afford an iphone to buy pictures of women from onlyfans.

[Anonymous No.22135764]

>>22134857
Europeans look for any excuse to bitch about Americans. Deep down they love us and want us to face fuck them.

[Anonymous No.22135819]

>>22135234
yes

[Anonymous No.22135837]

>demoralization ritual
>break them down
>make them worthless
>they’ll never leave

[Anonymous No.22135841]

>>22134840
Wow, I guess Americans really do

[Anonymous No.22135863]

>>22134651
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

[Anonymous No.22135898]

>>22134840
That guy deserves more credit, he clearly has good leadership skills and is dedicated to his job. I would rather see him at my local walmart than some apathetic blob of a human. If I ran a business and needed a manager I would hire him in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.22135923]

>>22134837
>today same thing happens but there's thousands of bandits everywhere all the time you're called racist and fired for even talking about it

[Anonymous No.22135949]

i feel so bad for wagies i cant wait for us to all be free of these shackles

[Anonymous No.22135982]

>>22135923
Top kek

[Anonymous No.22136059]

>>22135234
Except for the days of harvest that would be work from sunset to sundown yes
Not much work needed to look at crops growing
In winter there would not even be need to look after the crops, just the animals

[Anonymous No.22136067]

>>22134651
I almost got a wal mart job for the summer when I was just a youngin, but I failed the piss test cause I smoked a joint right before the test lol. Ended up getting a way better job at Lowe’s and passed their saliva test.

[Anonymous No.22136184]

>>22135729
Sure but a lot of that comes from our human rights and society. Their jobs were much better and their lives probably less kiked. But they also had a king who could and probably did fuck everything and was literally your king so he could fuck you up. Idk not great for personal freedoms and shieet.

[Anonymous No.22136418]

>>22135566
the problem is all inside your head, I say to thee
the answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
there must be fifty ways to be a fired wagie

quick toke in the aisle of crack, Jack
go shit in the fan, Stan
Boss car go destroy, Roy
Just get yourself free

[Anonymous No.22136790]

>>22135222
>You got blood in yo' blood
Eh, at least you tried.

[Anonymous No.22136903]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.22137033]

>>22136903
175k of the hardest-earned on Gods Earth.
not sure what the average Wagie Ring Master life-expectancy is either, but, its probably not great