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what pattern do you call this?

>> No.22112301

>>22112290
suicides waiting to happen

>> No.22112305

the bubble

>> No.22112362

>>22112290
The Fed's green dildo

>> No.22112381

>>22112290
the only major company selling luxury vehicles to both america and china, the two largest markets. the model 3 is the new model t and will be the standard vehicle for emerging economies.

>> No.22112380

>>22112290
zoomers zooming off of a 100 story building

>> No.22112429

>>22112381
Implying the chinks will let this happen

>> No.22112441

>>22112290
the 1,200 year cliff

>> No.22112446
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>>22112290
"New Paradigm". Pic related

>> No.22112488

long dated puts

>> No.22112497

>>22112290
Its called chinese citizens bailing on the chinese economy. Trust me, my very wealthy in-laws move ~20mil out of chinese investments and into american stocks literally days before TSLA pumped. All wealthy international chinese in the know are exiting china. China collapse imminent - 2 months. Spread the word

>> No.22112510

>>22112446
Some anon was shitposting this on /smg/ and pretty much called the top. Kek

>> No.22112546

>>22112290
i wanted to buy tesla, but no fucking way im buying this gay top, at the same time, its just never coming back down, what do?

>> No.22112595
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>>22112290
The ascending dragon.

>> No.22112624

Tesla might be overvalued as fuck, but it's naive to think that just because it's a bubble that it will pop in this clown market. So long as the market stays in clown mode you will never see Tesla drop more than 20% (which as scary as that sounds, is still fucking $400+ post split and still over inflated as fuck). Buying calls tomorrow just because I believe in how retarded TSLA is in this market that people will buy the dip. I don't even want to be right.

>> No.22112708

>>22112624
Oof. You're at the denial phase.

>> No.22112723

>>22112446
your meme line doesn't apply. Tesla is an actual company that makes an actual product, not a shitty coin that doesn't do anything.

Tesla is absolutely overvalued but not by this much.

>> No.22112729

>>22112290
The "at last..."

>> No.22112744

>>22112290
That's called the "don't short if you want to live pattern".

>> No.22112831

>>22112624
I'm with you, I bought calls before today's close... I'm all in, this thing won't stop until sept 22, when it could go down the drain or 20% more gainz

>> No.22112855
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>>22112723
Lel. You're at "Complacency".

>> No.22112856

the hyperinflation indicator

>> No.22112867

>>22112723
Seethe and swing

>> No.22112955

>>22112290
The "fuck you" pattern.
It will look like a middle finger when it crashes back down.

>> No.22113078

>>22112723
Tesla is officially overvalued by 400 times. The tire stock price after split is about 1.50

>> No.22113079

It's called "forget the moon were going to Mars" pattern

>> No.22113549

>>22112290
bull flag

>> No.22113612

i dont understand how anyone can call crypto a scam at this point. Crypto actually have a healthy pull back with bear and bull cycles, this shit is just literally bull market.

>> No.22113645

>>22112708
If you feel confident TSLA's intelligence defying run is over, buy some puts and prove it. Short sellers have gotten fucked since it was overvalued at $1000. $2000 was stupid over priced. Then it hit $2500 equivalent. The run still has at least a week or two left.

>> No.22113659

>>22112290
There will be a mega correction but in 20 years from now we’ll see prices 10 times the current price. Tesla was chosen by (((them))) to become part of the mega Corp club that’ll rule the world alongside the likes of Amazon, google and Microsoft

>> No.22113947

The precipice of despair

>> No.22114098

>>22112497
>20mil out of chinese investments and into american stocks literally days before TSLA pumped
how did he know?

>> No.22114131

>>22112380
Kek

>> No.22114165

>>22112855
Could just as easily be optimism. I’m not buying, but just sayin’

>> No.22114173

>>22112497
stfu chink larper
everything you said is illegals in china rn

>> No.22114203

>>22114173
Rich people find a way, chinks especially. I’m from Vancouver, AMA

>> No.22114245

>>22114173
kek you think rich people care about some easy to avoid tax laws?

>> No.22114319

>>22112290

People who can see this company has a future, and is innovative far beyond anything else in the auto market. You think Tesla will just go away tomorrow? Get real.

>> No.22114428

>>22112290
Splits always get people excited. Same thing happened with all sorts of big companies. A recent example is apple. Split is coming up, everyone losing their minds, stock shooting up. It's basically saying a company is doing so good that poor fags are priced out of the stock, so we need to change that.

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>>22112290
The loch ness monster

>> No.22114469

>>22112290
The New Paradigm

>> No.22114513

>>22114245
Im in van right now, not an argument
>>22114245
You think chinese government is going to let all that money just walk out of their country? Nope. They are barley able to keep HSBC solvent. Not as much money is leaving as you think. And if you think tesla is up cuz muh crazy rich asians leaving china you need assisted leaving because your a fuckin retard. China has their own ev maker that uses tesla batteries. So thats where the chink money is going and that business is in turn investing in tesla.

>> No.22114594

>>22112290
bitcoin end of 2017.

>> No.22114633

>>22112446
>4/20/2021

>> No.22114730

>>22112723
>your meme line doesn't apply. Tesla is an actual company that makes an actual product, not a shitty coin that doesn't do anything.
Are you stupid? Those graphs predate crypto.

>> No.22114827

>>22112290
The Fall of Rome

>> No.22114897

>>22112290
Stock split feeding demand.

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>>22112290
>price discovery

>> No.22115053

Toyota sells at least 10x as many cars as Tesla and yet Tesla is double the market cap value. Tesla is also (and has been busted) for shifty accounting practices. The only thing keeping them in the game is the possibility of them to produce better batteries or solar panels.

Stocks are a clown show and I hope every retard that has their money in Tesla loses it all.

>> No.22115180

>>22114730
agreed. its a mainstream over hyped bubble. all fucking aboard! it needs bag holders. .


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bitcoin tho, its a digital collectors item. a digital pokemon card or beanie baby. its only valuable to the other specific collectors. and cryptofags use terms like mining, when really its just unlocking, but even then mining real stuff has a use. decorations, jewelry, electronics, drill bits, etc. so if a digital collectors item doesnt have any other use, not even online, its not really valuable.

so lmk when most people irl start measuring dollars in bitcoin rather than the other way around. cause thats the ugly truth. even the holders talk about it terms of usd.

>> No.22115195

>>22112290
Omega Bart forming