/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22108853]

When did you realize your coworkers are friends and you're not?

[Anonymous No.22108890]

>>22108853
When all of them were the same race except me

[Anonymous No.22108906]

>>22108853
This thread was devastating to my ego. Thanks

[Anonymous No.22108911]

>>22108853
My first day.

[Anonymous No.22108941]

>>22108853
around the 4th time i said "maybe" to going out for drinks and never showed up.

[Anonymous No.22108958]

>>22108853
i never had a job

[Anonymous No.22108982]

>>22108853
THEY ARE FUCKING NORMIE FAGGOTS, OP YOUR REAL FRENS ARE HERE
AND FUCK MODS FOR GIVING ME AWAY MY FRENS BY RANGEBANNING ME, FUCK YOU MODS, ANONS VENGE ME

[Anonymous No.22109010]

>>22108853
Quickly...
But I knew since my childhood that I was not normal so it was as expected.
It took me a lot of years to realize my true friends were anonymous on a basket weaving forum.
But they gave me more fun times and meaningful advice than any coworker could have given me.

[Anonymous No.22109023]

The company I worked for started as a big group of friend co-workers from another, larger company.

[Anonymous No.22109057]

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""friends""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>aw bro lets hit da club!
>hey! lets go to a restaurant to take instagram pics of our food and pretend we are happy haha!
>hey BRO did you watch the bachlor?! cindy is so hot!

sounds fucking cringe to me. OP and others in this thread this is a reminder to not take part or associate with normies. their friendships are as hollow as their brains

[Anonymous No.22109061]

>>22108853
>wanting to be friends with people you work with

[Anonymous No.22109117]

>>22109010
Same I was fucked from the start

[Anonymous No.22109131]

don't befriend coworkers or neighbors. only bad things will happen

[Anonymous No.22109151]

>>22109131
based

[Anonymous No.22109156]

Neet here, I've always known my family hates me.

[Anonymous No.22109253]

>>22109117
The worst part is not knowing what's different and why until a few decades later, because you think you must be stupid for some reason when everybody fears, and rejects you.

I have to be thankful to that media article explaining how 4chan was the internet garbage collector.
It made me check this place out of curiosity.

[Anonymous No.22109378]

>>22108853
MY job is pretty comfy, but I'm getting the fuck out of there in a year when everything moons. I'll even be courteous enough to put in my 2 weeks notice, and then they will never hear from me again.

[Anonymous No.22109390]

>>22109253
/biz/ - Business & Feels

[Anonymous No.22109419]

>>22108853
All my life man. I, and dare i say many others, know the feeling that is becoming of these kinds of circumstances.

The only solution.. I'll have you know my fine chap, the only solution is to work on the internal world and purge every bad thing from your life. And for that we muat choose to be as we are currently not. For the consequences of our being are derived from what it is that we are, and the universe will hold you to, as what we might call, this natural law. When we lament the outside world and work to change it without tending the garden properly, we are forced again and again to poverty, dread, and fear. We start by removing EVERYTHING bad, and by going and doing a 3 or 4 day dopamine fast, unironically, do not ignore this because this will fix you. This abuse of your body prevents you and many others from doing anything and building towards anything tangible, keeping you as slaves. Also, fuck all front-line healthcare workers and those FUCKING piece of shit no-good jannies

[Anonymous No.22109459]

>>22108853
when they didn't invite me to the football team.
when they didn't invite me to eat with them.
when they made fun of me.

[Anonymous No.22109483]

>>22108853
Why the fuck would I want to be friends with a bunch of NPCs anyways? Who cares.

[Anonymous No.22109496]

>>22109131
You can, you just have to compartmentalise. Co workers never meet roommates never meet coll ge friends never meet activity partners. Life is like a submarine. If one section blows up you seal the hatch so that the vessel survives.

[Anonymous No.22109499]

>>22109010

Hi Fren, we are glad ur here :)

[Anonymous No.22109537]

>>22109496
That's a fantastic analogy.

[Anonymous No.22109553]

I thought they were all friends until they started throwing each other under the bus. Nobody is safe from office drama

[Anonymous No.22109555]

>>22108853
right away they knew i dont wanna be friends outside of work and i dislike people

[Anonymous No.22109602]

It's all just retarded, small talk so predictable. I hope this simulation gets deleted soon.

[Anonymous No.22109618]

>>22109496
I just realized I do this and boy howdy do I need to do so at least once a year.

[Anonymous No.22109633]

I work at a library and all my co-workers are old ladies. I can joke and talk to them fine, but I don't want to be their friends outside of work.

[Anonymous No.22109634]

>>22108941
This

[Anonymous No.22109650]

>>22109419
based, this. you never get anyehere if you can't purge every last bit of parasite

[Anonymous No.22109671]

>>22109633
Sounds like a comfy gig, anon

[Anonymous No.22109755]

>>22109671
It's the best job I ever had. Shame it pays so poorly so I can't stay here

[Anonymous No.22109822]

>>22109633
same, I even fucked one of my milf coworkers, was fun but wouldn't recommend it unless you don't work with them often

[Anonymous No.22109839]

>>22109822
there was only one milf who was practically bimbo tier, but sadly she left and never got to fugg but I loved her ass and tits

[Anonymous No.22109878]

>>22109131
Neighbours?

[Anonymous No.22109937]

>>22109496
I once brought a couple of friends from college to meet with my coworkers, it was a good night but I'd never do it again. It's just so much effort and you're the common denominator amongst everyone so your social battery drains v quickly

[Anonymous No.22109966]

I dont shit where I eat

[Anonymous No.22110002]

>>22109496
I like this

[Anonymous No.22110082]

>>22108853
I have no one

[Anonymous No.22110086]

I'm 23 and work with boomers and gen x women. I have no idea what to talk to these people about youngest person is 34 year old guy but he's being boomer groomed.

[Anonymous No.22110130]

>>22108853
i never cared

[Anonymous No.22110144]

>>22108853
at every job i've ever had. mostly because i am borderline autistic and share nothing about myself at work and don't make an attempt to integrate. sometimes people reach out really hard and repeatedly invite me to drinks, etc. and i always refuse. i BEGRUDGINGLY go to the work christmas party but i think i will stop going.

i'm 31 years old. born an autist, will die an autist.

[Anonymous No.22110161]

>>22109378
I did that 2 weeks ago. Flying out of here on friday.

[Anonymous No.22110219]

>>22108853
When they knew I liked to go ham at metal shows and raves. They like to go to raves but I'd be the one that jumped to the front of the crowd. I have a few good friends there that I talk to about music because I spent about 15 years diving into every genre, theys eem impressed by that and when we work together. But they dont seem to kike how much I mess around when w we are all drinking.

Fucking normies. If I want to get drunk and snort some coke fuck em. They can't judge me.

(I slowed down on drugs, but shit was still annoying and I almost would do more just to fuck with them)..

I'm like a wildcard to them.

[Anonymous No.22110301]

>>22110144
same here. i play up my autism so they leave me alone
>>22110082
isolation is a gift

[Anonymous No.22110533]

>>22110301
Exactly. I have my 2 good ride or die friends. Haven't seen them in a minute but whatever we can pick back up no matter how long.

I wfh as software dev. I havea nice house, in very good growing tech location. Live with my gf, and our dog. Huge yard. I love doing outside work. And the less obligation to go out and do shit.

More money in the bank than I've ever had before. Covid has helped me greatly financially and in every day life.a at least short term.

Fuck going back to that normie highschool fake social office. Its a business stop trying to make it a highschool.

[Anonymous No.22110570]

>>22109378
Do you have something planning after you leave your work to keep you focused?

I still hesitate to leave my work when I make it.
I get interesting technical things to do, and it got comfy after I stopped caring and corona allowed me to permanently work at home.
But the memories of multiple years of burnout won't leave me, and I feel more and more detached from my work.

[Anonymous No.22110586]

When they looked at me like a leper when I said I didn't have a facebook or snapchat or insta.

[Anonymous No.22110589]

>>22110533
>>22110533
Going to start fucking around with options as soon as fidelity approves me. I think appl calls are safe start. Only going to start with 500 or so rest is in stock

Need to clear off my bio memes and go more into tech

[Anonymous No.22110635]

>>22110570
Same same. Only thing that worries me. 50 percent of the time its answering questions for tier 3 support or resolving implementation issues. Other 50 percent of the time i can actually sit down and program.

Its annoying

[Anonymous No.22110659]

>>22109499
Thank you fren.
I am happy to have a place in this world where I can discuss with frens who can understand me.

[Anonymous No.22110690]

>>22110586
yeah not having a snapchat seems to be an instant red flag with zoomers, i've been instantly ghosted like 5 times after telling girls i don't have one kek

[Anonymous No.22110694]

>>22110586
>when they all have a snapchat group and go to raves together and parties yet you aren't part of it because they are worried you might get a little too drunk because girl from college who we are good friends has told them things about me and now the rest of the devs don't know what to think of me unless I've worked with them directly and they know me.

[Anonymous No.22110701]

>>22109496
a /biz/ philosopher has emerged

[Anonymous No.22110729]

>>22110219
You sound like a turbonormie

[Anonymous No.22110737]

I'm only 2 months into my job and I can already tell I'm going to be the black sheep. Fucking hell I tried socializing and going to social hours bros, I just have nothing in common with these normies...

[Anonymous No.22110810]

>>22108853
This is a good thread. I think over the last couple months. The truth is I don’t care though. Imagine making it. Imagine quitting. Fuck them and fuck Kikes.

[Anonymous No.22110879]

>>22110161
Did you make money on Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.22110886]

>>22110219
>>22110533
>reddit spacing
>raves
>drinking
>cocaine
>have a few good friends there that I talk to about music
>nice house, in very good growing tech location
>my gf, and our dog
>calls others normies
you are a normalfag through and through

[Anonymous No.22111104]

>>22110729
Nah mate. I'm a cyborg. Skeleton.

Turbonormies don't like hard drugs, they dont like mosh pits, they dont like tech death and kero kero at the same time. They dont like taking 10 hits of acid in your room alone.

I've only had 2 girlfriends. The one is luckily just as strange as me. But we both calmed down with drugs....unless of course they come to us, which they dont often because we aren't in college. We net over 200k a year. No debt, house. No plan for kids. Mid/late 20s.

Covid gives me an excuse to not go out and turn down inventatios to parties and raves. I can just do yard work read books, get paid wfh, listen to music.

Only thing is I get stuck in cycle of daily routine. I need to make sure I actually excercise and dont just drink beer after work rinse repeat.

Doing yard work or house projects is mededitative. I can see why boomers like nice lawns now.

Difference is when I do yard work, I'm high on adderall listening to mall grab. Watching my gains steadily grow.

I'm going to continue to accumualte tesla. I hope it drops sub 200

Pick related about to finish it. Best damn nonfiction I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.22111131]

>>22109496
took me some time to learn this but its absolutely necessary

[Anonymous No.22111167]

>>22111104
Wrong picture

[Anonymous No.22111196]

>>22108853
My coworkers are all fat and retarded

[Anonymous No.22111207]

>>22110886
Normies go to work events. I hate work social events.

[Anonymous No.22111258]

>>22109537
>>22109618
>>22109937
>>22110002
>>22110701
>>22111131
y'all realize this is from seinfeld right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZVaNpwub8

[Anonymous No.22111264]

what calls should I buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22111284]

>>22109131
>>22109496
this this holy fuck this
working a shit retail job that made me want to kill myself i became real good friends with a cute coworker and we talked for hours at a time. found out both me and her had feelings for eachother but she was doing shady shit under the table which was the first sign. second sign was never telling me about illegal shit she would rope me into. i never let her meet any of my online friends, family or acquaintances cause i knew she would pull some shit eventually.
then she pulled a metoo card on me and told every person she knew, sicced her friends and family on my ass to constantly harass me, and revealed she was still talking to her ex. we split and i shut the hatch real fucking fast, cut every tie related to her, and quit my shit job before i was inevitably fired.

the best part is i am SO much happier now

tl;dr retarded anon finds mentally ill gf and gets what he deserves

[Anonymous No.22111293]

>>22111258
Well that makes it even better

[Anonymous No.22111368]

>>22109496

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

[Anonymous No.22111371]

>>22109010
my inability to make friends should be studied in a lab

[Anonymous No.22111393]

>>22111258
The 90's was literally the height of J*w*sh brainwashing. I'm glad that people are more open about their feelings these days.

[Anonymous No.22111466]

>>22108853
Tried to make friends with coworkers once, heard them talking about the newest avengers movie and attempted to worm into the conversation. It was at that moment I realized how autistic I really was, don't remember what I said I just remember it was as if I was an alien speaking in tongues; I relive that scene in my head at least once a week. Never again.

[Anonymous No.22111724]

>>22108941
kek, I was upto 3 then Corona came. Saved my ass

[Anonymous No.22111873]

>>22111284
>and revealed she was still talking to her ex
She was cheating on you and did the metoo shit to absolve her guilt because women are stupid cunts and do shit like that

[Anonymous No.22111901]

When they are all talking and laughing on the Zoom meeting and once I dial in the laughing stops, everyone gets quiet, and the talk is business only at that point.

[Anonymous No.22111947]

>>22111466
Don’t be so hard on yourself mate. Forget that shit and recognize most people suck and have awful opinions. I remember after Star Wars episode 7 I told everyone that Rey’s lineage would trace back to Palpatine. They all looked at me like I was crazy

[Anonymous No.22112005]

>>22108853
HOW.?

HOW IS EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD JUST LIKE ME?!?! WHATEVER IS ON THE BOARD, EACH PERSON IS JUST A DIFFERENT REPRESENTATION OF ME IN A DIFFERENT MOOD. HUNGRY. TIRED. HORNY. TL ALL COMES OUT WHEN ANOTHER ANON JUST FIGURED OUT XLM EXISTS AND THEY THINK IT'S COOL FOR NO FUCKING REASON. ITS RIPPLE. YOU THINK RIPPLE IS COOL. YA TWAT. WELL XLM IS COOL, I HAD 20K AT 3 PENNIES. WOULD DO IT AGAIN. BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCVK,.

[Anonymous No.22112099]

>>22109057
The only time I agreed to go out to a restaurant and a bar for drinks was with a former co-worker who turned out to be a 4chanfag like myself. He was based and redpilled. Knew right off the bat when he referred to the HR hens as "Those uppity Jew broads".

Moved on from that job last year but we still keep in touch.

[Anonymous No.22112153]

>>22108853
This has been the case at every job/ internship I’ve had

[Anonymous No.22112163]

>>22112099
cringe, kys /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.22112229]

>>22112163
get out nigger

[Anonymous No.22112458]

>>22110219
You are the normie.

>but muh drugs

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.22112785]

>>22111371
I read in a book about gifted people that you can only be friends with people who have an IQ difference of less than 1 standard deviation from you, and for work this must be less than 2 standard deviations.
This is caused by a difference in values, and thinking patterns which is the result of thinking faster and deeper.
If the difference is too big it will cause misunderstandings easily and will also put pressure on the person with a lower IQ to follow the conversation.
Starting at 125-130 IQ the thinking process changes from a sequential one to a multiple chaotic thinking process.
Now imagine what that means for someone in the 140 IQ range.
He can only have real equal friends in the 125-160 IQ range which is less than a few percent.
You statistically have to talk to 50 persons before finding one like you, but they will have long left any public space for this same reason and hid behind a computer...

[Anonymous No.22112888]

>>22111284
Holy moly that was close
What did you do to her, if anything

[Anonymous No.22113119]

>>22108890
don't worry fren Kleros court will hang them in the future

[Anonymous No.22113220]

>>22112785
IQ is probably the most likely. People really are fucking retarded robots that sperg about stupid shit. And that's the reality of it: everybody is autistic, but normies are the most autistic of them all. Simply unable to adapt, while high IQ find no reason to adapt.

[Anonymous No.22113315]

>>22112785
This is true, the only friends I’ve held for a long time are other autist geniuses that are too smart for their own good and Carl who is just smart enough to be successful in his career but not like chaos smart like me

[Anonymous No.22113417]

>>22112163
Found the kike

[Anonymous No.22114551]

>>22108853
In the youngest one in the workplace, they youngest co workers are in their mid to late 20’s and I’m only 21

[Anonymous No.22115525]

I've worked 3 low tier jobs in my life, and I can say for sure that I don't want to go back
It isn't even that I dislike working, I just don't like some of the people you're forced to work with (usually those ones are women)
This has just motivated me to try to make it as a trader.

[Anonymous No.22115584]

Buy XRP, and fuck your coworkers when you make it.

[Anonymous No.22115613]

>>22108853
That show my entire life has been I’m long since numb to any pain

[Anonymous No.22115826]

>>22111368
There we go.

[Anonymous No.22115837]

>>22109553
Sounds like in the long run you made the right move.

[Anonymous No.22115874]

>>22108941
Fucking kek. I just have been asked out to lunch or drinks with my coworkers a dozen times before they just stopped asking

Now I get mad that they’re all friends and I’m on the outside. Autism sucks

[Anonymous No.22115898]

>>22109966
This. I will be friendly at work but I would rather not form any stronger bonds than the professional level.

[Anonymous No.22115911]

>>22108853
they're conspiring against you
better shoot them all

[Anonymous No.22115949]

>>22114551
You’re lucky. I loved my last job because I was surrounded by boomers. They loved me and had no idea about technology at all.

Now in my current job I’m 25 and there’s like 10 people the same age. Everyone’s super competitive, throw each other under the bus and suck up to the bosses. I can’t handle it much longer, just want to go work with boomers again

[Anonymous No.22116105]

>>22115911
Shoo shoo glowfag Jew

[Anonymous No.22116936]

people will usually treat me nice the first few days Im at a new job. Then they figure out that i'm weird as fuck and start avoiding me and straight up even laughing at me. Oh well, means little to me except i get a paycheck.

[Anonymous No.22116948]

When all of them left the company together lol

[Anonymous No.22117143]

>>22109419
Frontline healthcare worker here, see what happens when you ask for extra blankies and tendies after your suicide attempt after gf leaves.

No tendies
No blankies

[Anonymous No.22117201]

>>22115874
Tbh maintaining these sorts of hollow friendships is too much for me, I’d rather just hang out with my girlfriend and a couple close friends than pretend I care about normoid nonsense

[Anonymous No.22117226]

>>22111284
>working a shit retail job
there's your problem, why would you get close to some retail bottom feeder

[Anonymous No.22117233]

>>22112785
I tested over 150 at age 17 with Stanford-Binet, used drugs and alcohol to cope with my alienation. I shouldve just kept applying to hard science college programs or similiar instead. Dont make my mistake. Other people as smart, or smarter are out there, you just jave to find the watering holes they congregate at.

[Anonymous No.22117320]

>>22108853
>coworkers
I do contract work for my mum lmao

[Anonymous No.22118180]

>>22117320
>he calls his chores 'contract work'

[Anonymous No.22118528]

>tfw i'm attractive and charismatic
cant relate to you losers lmao

[Anonymous No.22118883]

>>22110219
despicable. get the drug addiction fixed

[Anonymous No.22118898]

>>22108911
Autistic faggot.. You aren't going to be friends with some-one on day 1..

[Anonymous No.22118977]

>>22117143
I'm sorry friend. I only intend to amuse and beguile

[Anonymous No.22118997]

>>22110586
>>22110690
You should make a snapchat and fraud to a few thousand score by spamming team snapchat

[Anonymous No.22119048]

>>22110737
It’s tough out there, anon, stay strong.

[Anonymous No.22119325]

>>22112785
I'm tested at 130 and and one of my best friends is probably something like 107. He's really weird though, unironically schizo, which probably makes it

[Anonymous No.22120142]

>>22108853
I don't give a shit because I never ever want to be friends with them.

[Anonymous No.22120269]

>>22109419
What does this dopamine fast look like?

[Anonymous No.22120316]

>>22120269
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPsWni-3Fs