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>Tesla's P/E ratio just reached 1200

>> No.22099543

>>22099491
So what? It will be NaN next quarter

>> No.22099593

>>22099491
no biggie, zoom is at 1800 and still going strong

>> No.22099620

>>22099491
I'm retarded what does that mean?

>> No.22099662

>>22099620
It would take 1200 years of current operations for the company to make back its market cap.

>> No.22099679

>>22099620
It's about 400x over valued.

>> No.22099694

>>22099543
based coding faggot

>> No.22099774

take their revenue and assume they make normal margin (say equivalent to Toyota, 6%)

what's their P/E in this scenario?

>> No.22099785

Funny listening to a board obsessed with worthless digital shit complaining about a technology company that's changed the world being overvalued

>> No.22099828

>>22099785
Our coins may be worthless, but so is Tesla.

>> No.22099836

>>22099679
What the fuck kind of company has a P/E of 3?

>> No.22099864

>>22099836
Companies in heavy debt.

>> No.22099877

>>22099785
20 billion dollars per day moves through btc. It is a real asset boomer.

>> No.22099935

>>22099785
>coal-powered golf cart
"changed the world"

>> No.22099954

>>22099864
the telsatards tell me they've paid off their debt (which they took from US tax payers) to fund their bullshit ponzi scheme.

>> No.22099958

>>22099491
I don't know what that means but I bought more

>> No.22099993

>>22099836
My bad. I meant 40x.

>> No.22100003

>>22099785
>Lights on fire
>Crashes into police cars
>Neuralink is vaporware

>> No.22100014

>>22099958
You have to wait 1200 years to get your money back from just profit of the company

>> No.22100041

>>22099785
this is true

the "P/E" of every single Crypto is 404 Not Found

>> No.22100071

>>22099785
>changed the world
ok

>> No.22100109

>>22100014
sounds good to me, I'll upload my consciousness into neuralink and wait it out

>> No.22100112

>>22100041
You don't value a currency like you do a stock retard

>> No.22100152

Crypto kiddies are seething they missed out on TSLA.

Here's a tip, look up forward P/E. Look at the 2025 figure.

>> No.22100157

>>22100041
Yeah, but they are technically currencies not simply investment vehicles , the rules are slightly different.
You can't stake Tesla shares to secure the Tesla network of AI taxis.

>> No.22100631

>>22099785
>changed the world
Where?

>> No.22100633

>>22099491
It should be even higher. Tesla will mine all the asteroids soon.

>> No.22100639

>>22100112
currencies have a null expected return, they are zero-sum games

>> No.22101115

>>22100639
the return from currency is from the increase in purchasing power relative to when the asset was purchased. if you anticipate an increase in the purchasing power, you can calculate an expected return.
retard

>> No.22101459

>>22101115
that's called a zero-sum game
for you to make $10,000, 10 people have to lose $1,000, for them to make $10,000 each, 100,000 people have to lose $1,000. Etc.

>> No.22101498

>>22099662
lmao

I knew what it meant but just hearing you write it out like that

Fucking hysterical lmao

>> No.22101566

>>22100631
Their success has forced Europe to ban all non-Electric cars.

>> No.22101662

>>22099491
I think their real P/E is honestly negative. Who knows if they can stay profitably or how cooked up the last four quarters of "profit" really are

>> No.22101779

>>22101662
It’s true.. tesla is haemorrhaging money i’m not sure how it hasn’t folded yet.

>> No.22101856

>>22101566
I wouldn't really credit Tesla with European EV growth. EVs were more popular there long before the model 3, due to stricter regulations and their baby-sized roads

>> No.22101960

>>22101779
yeah. idk I thought Tesla was overvalued when it was at $300 before the stock split. Guess I'm missing something

>> No.22101990

>>22099785
it is overvalued don't be delusional

>> No.22102301

>>22101779
Tesla and bynd are proof of my investing thesis that anything that is gay as fuck is a good investment. Reddit faggotry is a good litmus test for what the overeducated no brain nigger cattle that make up the majority of this nightmare planet’s population are enthusiastic about. I’m keeping an eye out for a public offering for insect meat products and adult summer camp themed timeshares.

>> No.22102349

>>22099785
I've made a fuckton of money due to Tesla. Sure it's worthless junk but so is Link.

>> No.22102370

>>22102301

unironically based

>> No.22102375

>>22102301
dangerously based

>> No.22102438

>>22102301
thanks for the lol

>> No.22102483

>>22102438
I’m not joking though. I lost my ass on bynd puts in order to learn this lesson.

>> No.22102557

>>22102301
You are a fucking genius.

Consider investing in any company that builds mega-apartment buildings. They live in hives

>> No.22102607

>>22102557
Yea pod-living is another thing I’m watching. But if they apply childish themes like chore boards and race car beds I’ll go all in.

>> No.22102638

>>22099543
is +Inf. considered a NaN?

>> No.22102640

>>22102607
Oh, like communal/dorm style living like poor people in Sweden. Genius.

>> No.22102657

>>22102607
>Of course chicken tendies are ALWAYS a cafeteria option

>> No.22102695

>>22102607
I would unironically follow your twitter for gems like these. Doomer investor strategy

>> No.22102698

>>22099785
tsla and crypto fags are both delusional

>> No.22102758

>>22102607
imagine if you started a company like this and the whole time as CEO you were talking to the media about how all of your customers are faggots

>> No.22102894

>>22102657
No it won’t be tendies. It’ll be impossible burgers and shit like like. Starbucks vending machines. Chip activated security doors. Barcades. Grown up jungle gyms for “recess”. You get the idea.

>> No.22102924

>>22102758
That’s what current ceos think. It’s always been that way.

>> No.22102945

>>22102758
“I provide housing that prevents these onions-fed bugmen cattle from breeding, socializing, or basically anything but making their bosses richer and consuming whatever childish, soulless media or carcinogenic plastic Chinese gewgaws they choose to burn their worthless fiat paper on. I am singlehandedly removing the phenotype of a slave sub-race from the gene pool in one generation.”

>> No.22102987
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22102987

absolute state of this board