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edition

>> No.22094483

What's the feel on RKT? Earnings tomorrow. Might sell of my AMD tonight and buy more RKT

>> No.22094502

When will NET moon

>> No.22094535
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>>22094425
STOP THIS GAY PUMP

>> No.22094537
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22094537

>predict stock market move
>too pussy anyway to put my money on it

I really should have bought those Zoom options.
Anyway what do you guys think about TSLA hitting 700 by the end of September? Doable?

>> No.22094592

OP fucked up the thread AGAIN edition

>> No.22094593

AMD is finished, sell now

>> No.22094613

>>22094593
Why?

>> No.22094618
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22094618

what's this pattern called?

>> No.22094636

>>22094537
With its volatility? Sure its possible. Especially with the investor meme hype around battery day. But desu I think most people with real stakes in the game are getting nervous. That's going to further instability.

But I am also a normie, brainlet, casual investor. So take my opinion for that its worth. About 10 JCPNQ.

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22094638

Heh, it's that easy.

Nothing personell, kid.

>> No.22094673

>>22094425
Today has been the worst for OPs. I'm disappointed in all of us, but especially in myself.

>> No.22094721
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22094721

I can't find a job not even a basic one rn and I need it for hospital bills for pneumonia...

Can I just go to the factory area and start going in and applying I really need money ;__;

>> No.22094782 [DELETED] 

>>22094425
Does /smg/ do /NQ futures spread trading?

>> No.22094788
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22094788

Rate my stolen chart

>> No.22094813

>guess the local bottom on TQQQ
>buy calls
>sell them way too early every time
Oh well better than losing

>> No.22094817

>>22093111
>>22093111
>>22093111
>>22093111

>> No.22094845

>>22094425
Is it really that hard to open a thread?

>> No.22094861

>>22094638
Nice gains

>> No.22094913

>>22094638
What are you gonna buy with all those gains?

>> No.22094918

>>22094618
It's called "Financial Ruin"

>> No.22094937

>>22094721
unlike college debt, you can default on hospital debt

>> No.22094978

Should I buy AAPL now fellas?

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>>22094425
Does /smg/ make a few thousand a day?

>> No.22095082

thoughts on holding SPWH through earnings?
I heard they have low inventory, so they either had a blow out quarter in terms of revenue or couldnt actually keep up with the unexpected demand leading to an okay quarter -> stock down

>> No.22095169

>>22094613
new RXT cards are a quadrillion times faster and people will still buy them regardless of the high price

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>>22094425

>> No.22095411
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>>22094425
Any love for Cisco?

>> No.22095442

>>22094673
>>22094592
>reading the OP

>> No.22095466

Is this really the end of XOM?

>> No.22095530

TSLA is kill

>> No.22095557
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22095557

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/boat/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://stocktwits.com

>Wife Market:
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/?lang=eng

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Previous thread:
>>22093111

>> No.22095597

FUCK, I paper handed TSLA and just sold. Was gonna hold until Friday, but I can't risk it.

>> No.22095625

>>22095597
Pussy. Did you make some money?

>> No.22095635

>>22094483
35 incoming after earnings

>> No.22095641

>>22095557
retarded autist

>> No.22095651

Do I sell Nvidia after the presentation dump? It's probably exhausted and won't see growth fir a while.

>> No.22095660

>>22095557
Who took out the podcast link?

>> No.22095673
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22095673

Bros I'm finally back to over 200% returns for the last year. No TSLA, APPL or options.

>> No.22095683

>>22095557
how are those hips even real jesus

>> No.22095696

>>22095625
Yeah, I bought Friday so I made 5%. I was out of the loop for a while after the COVID dip lost my shit and I was mad af.

>> No.22095706

Thoughts on Palantir? Direct listing sometime soon ...

>> No.22095708

>>22095660
Not sure. I copied the last thread and added stocktwits.com which people keep taking out.

>> No.22095731
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>>22095673
good stuff brother

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22095745

Thanks for the GameStop tip.
When do I sell?

>> No.22095747

>>22095708
it's one of those fucking weebs who jerks off to cartoons because I keep putting it over the nhentai link.

>> No.22095761

GO HORSE GO

>> No.22095772
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>>22095706
How much is the starting bid price?

I'm dumping at least 2-3K into it

>> No.22095787
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HOW DOES TQQQ AT 80 EOW SOUND? THERES NO ESCAPE. SELL NOW. MATERIALIZE THE GAINS OR WATCH THEM EVAPORATE AND TURN INTO LOSSES.

>> No.22095795

>>22095772
No idea. And I'm not sure how to find out that information.

>> No.22095799
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22095799

Will QQQ ever go down? I don’t know if it would be more retarded to buy now or not.

>> No.22095815

>>22095745
My grandfather had an old caddy like this. Shit was comfy as fuck.

>> No.22095816
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>>22095787

>> No.22095819

Surely QQQ cannot break 300.

>> No.22095826
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>>22095787

>> No.22095827

I hope QQQ is still below 300 some time tomorrow. I need 100 shares

>> No.22095837

>>22095747
>jerks off to cartoons
Yeah, because you're grandpa didn't jerk off to drawings of pin up girls. I hate weebs as much as the next guy, but it's nothing new.

>> No.22095841

>>22095819
stop thinking rationally

>> No.22095842

>>22095816
>>22095826
based bonkbros

>> No.22095875
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22095875

Is it ok to hold TQQQ overnight?
Should I buy 10 shares?

>> No.22095881
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>>22095787
sold and bought puts. thanks ratking you've always been right

>> No.22095887

NVDA SPLIT EFFECTIVE 9/31 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>> No.22095891

>>22095745
At 50$+

>> No.22095894

>>22095875
10 shares worth you'd probably make more in options

>> No.22095904

>>22095887
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22095911

After lots of cash secured puts I sold my first naked call this week, but it's only 15% of my margin.

How much margin do you usually use, fellow option writers?

>> No.22095915

>>22095875
no bro you have to sell at close or else you get banned from reddit and robinhood

>> No.22095917
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>>22095708
Stocktwits is absolute cancer though

>>22095799
Tesla is on the brink of collapse. I'm waiting for that to drive TQQQ down and buy some

>> No.22095919

>>22095894
i'm a newfag and dont fully understand those yet and dont wanna fuck myself

>> No.22095920

>>22095837
You're right, he didnt.

>> No.22095922

>>22095875
you should hold tqqq forever

>> No.22095925
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22095925

So USPS contract announcment never or are we just going to have a mass selloff on Sept 30th? WKHS Horsies?

>> No.22095930

>>22095745
I'm wondering that also

>> No.22095934
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>>22095887

>> No.22095935

>>22095887
>NVDA SPLIT
Link?

>> No.22095937

>>22094425
>>22095506
Whats that about

>> No.22095938

>>22095745
>buying purely on a stock tip
Now you don’t know when is a good time to sell or hold if it starts going down, silly goose.

>> No.22095949

>>22095761
NO HORSE DON'T GO. JUST LET ME KEEP SELLING UNREALIZED CALLS

>> No.22095961

>>22095887
how big of a buy is that?

>> No.22095970

>>22095925
the contract will be announced after market any day in september fren

>> No.22095973

>>22095745
October/November. Right around when the new consoles release. Definitely before the year ends.

>> No.22095977

What is your best non-tech pick for September?

>> No.22095984

>>22095887
Can't find anything about that on jewgle

>> No.22095986
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>>22095875
>Is it ok to hold TQQQ overnight?

Yes, hold it and hold on to it.

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22096024

I would have never believed we would have a presidency like this ten years ago, but Donald has made me so much money I don't care what he does.

>> No.22096025

>>22094483
Was coming here to ask when there'd be movement again.
Yay.

>> No.22096056
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>>22094425
its not much compared to some of you guys but I made 250 bucks on apple calls today. hope you guys are proud

>> No.22096068

>>22096024
based

>> No.22096081

>>22096024
Its good to know the American peoples votes still count.

>> No.22096093

>>22096024
This.

Really wasn't going to vote this year but I feel like I have to repay the man somehow.

>> No.22096117

>>22095925
USPS specifically state "by the end of the year" so it's anybody's guess. The 90 days isn't necessarily a hard limit.

>> No.22096126

>>22095917
As of August 12 2020, QQQ’s TSLA holding was 2.38%. Would that really tip the scale down by a significant amount?

>> No.22096129

>>22096056
Thats about 3 days of wagie week. Good job.

>> No.22096141

>>22096024
lol is he literally retarded?

>> No.22096147
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22096147

Oil bros....when will it be our turn

>> No.22096154

>>22096117
fake news they said there will be production of vehicles by eoy the announcement is nigh

>> No.22096156
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>>22096129
its barely over one day for me but I'm still happy.

>> No.22096167
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22096167

Made a nice 20% with NVDA but I think the pump is over. What is the next hypetrain I hop on?

>> No.22096169

Guys im having a 4% day :^)

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>>22096056
I'm proud of all of my frens. We will make it together.

>> No.22096178
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22096178

As a britbong investor, should I sell my FTSE 100 index tracker and just go all-in on Applel?

>> No.22096182

>>22096056
based, good job anon. gains are gains.

>> No.22096183

>NVDA breaking through resistance

DID YOU BUY THE DIP???
OOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22096188

I’m way up on my one Walmart call gamble some of my profits with $250 9/18 MSFT calls now? They’re guaranteed the TikTok deal r-right bros

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>>22096024
>you favorite president, me

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22096208

anybody else getting apple calls a week or two out?

>> No.22096220

so how rich is warren buffet now

>> No.22096240

>>22096178
>California-based
>implying APPL isn't incorporated in Ireland

>> No.22096247

how the fuck do we join in the call option fun in the uk as a poor fag? when robinhood coming to uk ffs

>> No.22096248
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>>22095875
yes

>> No.22096254

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22096270

>>22094788
Source?

>> No.22096272

Should I work full time at my wagie job so I can invest more?? For those of you who used to be wagies, how has investing helped you out? Right now I only have about 1.8k I’m investing with good gains this past week, but I don’t want to do this shit wagie shit anymore. Considering putting my body through the burner for a month to build a good amount.

>> No.22096281

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP GOING UP

>> No.22096285

AAPL WTF HOW DO YOU KEEP GOING UP

SO GLAD I PUT $40k IN THIS GO GO GO!

>> No.22096297

>>22096126
It's a domino effect on the EV market and EV peripherals.

If tesla goes up, they go up. They collapse, it all goes in panic sell mode.

Fuck buying TQQQ on a green day. That's either taking from your profits or a higher chance of going red

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Am I gonna make it, finally? Anyone have any recommendations? The GME was for fun and hey it looks like I made some bux

>> No.22096305

so how long we holding Tesla? till battery day and USPS announcement?

>> No.22096313

>>22095887
made me look

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/g/ on suicide watch

>> No.22096320
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22096320

TQQQ $170 ALMOST HERE

>> No.22096321

>>22096240
Aren't they incorporated in delaware?

>> No.22096322

>>22096270
twitter kerberos007

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22096339

>he fell for the chinese flu BLM riot crash meme

>> No.22096343
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$200 by November!

>> No.22096354
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22096354

apple calls are literally free money lmao

>> No.22096356

>>22096322
good trader, but i think he's a perma bear so

>> No.22096357

"As of today (2020-08-30), Tesla's share price is $2213.40. Tesla's Earnings per Share (Diluted) for the trailing twelve months (TTM) ended in Jun. 2020 was $0.38. Therefore, Tesla's PE Ratio for today is 5,764.06."


HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Oh god
I can't feel my sides.
People are buying this.

>> No.22096359

>>22094425
OP is once again a faggot

>> No.22096361

>>22096247
Ukfag gotta go for GDRs if you don't want to jump through more hoops than a circus lion

>> No.22096403
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22096403

Check out Lemonade LMND. I just bought some, looks like a good entry.
>$96 ATH in August

Yes, you can screen cap this.

>> No.22096408

Looking at RKT dec $35 strike calls. Any thoughts bros?

>> No.22096423

>>22096357
Stay poor

>> No.22096430

>>22096357
why buy TSLA when you can buy AAPL which is currently mooning but actually has one of the strongest economic moats in the world and cult status?

>> No.22096444

>>22094978

yes

>> No.22096446

>>22096320
Can you explain why people say not to hold this overnight in case of a crash? Will it go to 0 and not come back? (theoretically of course)

>> No.22096451

>>22096354
I pretty sure any tech call is free money. Since mid-March the nasdaq has been green on more than 94% of the trading days.

>> No.22096452

>>22096408
how does 9/18 35c sound?

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When does the music stop? This is genuinely peak honk even in this clown market.

>> No.22096463

Bought my first apple leap. Fuck it!

>> No.22096489

>>22094978
The answer to that question is never no.

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you know what? fuck it I'm just going to put my whole paycheck this week into long apple calls out into like october

>> No.22096504

>>22096315
I wouldn't even hate apple if their software wasn't such locked down fisher price tier garbage. I mean they dropped the ball with their laptops too I guess with the shitty keyboard, the last Apple device I ever bought was an 2nd gen iPod touch

>> No.22096505

>>22096430
This. Cash coming out their fucking ears.

>> No.22096506

>>22096452
Sounds like if they dont shoot up on earnings you get btfo by decay. Thats why i was looking at dec

>> No.22096510

>>22096459
when the establishment itself comes crashing down. MMT makes it infinite honk until the clown is killed

>> No.22096520

Tape says chill out there. Money is going to move to the squeeze of GME. Get in Chads and let’s get our accounts ripped together.

>> No.22096523

>>22096361
the fuck is a gdr sorry?

>> No.22096530

>>22096506
>not shooting up on earnings
it's called rocket companies fren

>> No.22096531

>>22096501
Next September

>> No.22096534

>>22096322
Thanks desu

>> No.22096544

so is Tiktok actually going to announce a buyer today?

>> No.22096561

apple cult is cancerous

>> No.22096570

>>22096446
Retarded boomers are afraid of leverage decay. This does not hold up in practice because NASDAQ trends upwards too consistently.
Someone ran the numbers on SPY, and no matter how far back you go, 3x > 2x >1x. These big ETFs just don't go down enough for decay to be a concern.

>> No.22096571

>>22096544
they have 14 more days

>> No.22096578

>>22095169
Invest in AMD for their server shit, not for their gaming shit, dumbass

>> No.22096596

>>22096530
Could split the diff and go with october. Ive just been decayed to 0 so many times on earnings plays recently that im timid

>> No.22096600

Am new to holding TSLA. Is it normal to have day’s like today?

>> No.22096606

>>22096561
It is. Fuck their products, buy the stock

>> No.22096608

>>22096561
Apple is a jewelry company for dads who wear patagonia

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>>22096570
Thx just bought 10 :^)

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>>22096178
>investor
>all-in
What?
Definitely hold more AAPL than VUKE.

>> No.22096621

>>22096501
November you want to make sure it’s long enough for new iPhone announcement

>> No.22096626

>>22096600
yes

>> No.22096629

>>22096600
look at the charts friend.

>> No.22096648

>>22096544
its an indian buyer. Reliance

>> No.22096652

>>22096600
yes, very normal. it will be back to $520 by EOD tomorrow

>> No.22096653

>>22096600
Most people don’t understand what the 5 billion sell off is. They have weak hands so they are selling. It will go back up.

>> No.22096657

>>22095072
yes

>> No.22096667

>>22096571
Please be MSFT. Please.

>> No.22096672
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22096672

Apple: New Ipad,watch,phone will all have 5G support. Now you have no excuse not to fork over the green to get a fat data pipe. How else will your video chats and 8k streaming play with zero lag? All that bandwidth sucking will require the fat data pipe. (If you think 4k is the top resolution films will be shown in, sadly nope, 8k is around the bend; TV's are slowly coming out with 8k support) Plus the all new AR content stuff.

>> No.22096678

fuck why didnt i buy wmt yesterday

>> No.22096679

>>22096561
I loathe apple, apple products, and apple people.

But I've no problem taking money from them by using their stock.

Half the money I've made this year is from that apple cult. I'll keep taking as long as they keep giving.

>> No.22096683
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>>22096504
Apple is a company entirely based around marketing, branding, and removing features then charging people money to get them back. Millions of retards will never stop buying their shit though.

>> No.22096682

>>22096648
we're talking about the US Business though, not the Indian market that's a separate thing. Only US bids are Microsoft and Oracle, right?


>>22096667
would be funny if oracle

>> No.22096705

we need another TSLA red day or week fuck it. i want normies OUT

>> No.22096707

>>22095683
because they dont lie

>> No.22096724
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22096724

so TSLA is closing red? I bought a 500 call at $481, i guess ill buy another at close

>> No.22096726
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>>22096672
So, Who's buying it when stimulus is dead, evictions are happening and the job market is bad?

>> No.22096730
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>>22095787
Based BIG BOI RATCHAD

>> No.22096731
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22096731

anybody else listen to rap/trap music about ballin while you look at your portfolio go up?

>> No.22096732

>>22096683
>>22096672
>apple haters
kek
either youre poor or just annoying af. everyone loves apple products or is jelly they cant afford them.

>> No.22096745

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

Dark pools slowly unloading their bags. Stay safe out there.

>> No.22096753

>>22096683
>Millions of retards
You mean niggers and teenage girls. Don't insult retards like that.

>> No.22096754

>>22094721
Thats a man

>> No.22096755

My boss just emailed me saying he wants an update from me in October. I've been working from home since March and have done absolutely nothing but browse 4chan.

>> No.22096759

i've made $10000 this week and i've done nothing but eat takout and shitpost on 4chan i've finally reached the life i've always wanted.

>> No.22096763

>TSLA -6% today
bros... it's bleeding...

>> No.22096765

>>22095683
The magic of photoshop

>> No.22096766

>>22096653
i've been trying to understand what it is care to explain

>> No.22096768

>>22096726
niggers with credit cards

>> No.22096769

>>22095787
cause of a split maybe

>> No.22096775

>muh overpriced phones
the apple hate meme is exactly why the stock was undervalued so long

>> No.22096776

>>22096726
Don't worry, faggots and poors are not affecting the price that much

>> No.22096778

>>22096755
Based

>> No.22096784

>>22096726
Use credit cards. Declare bankruptcy. Banks are left holding the bags. Puts on banks.

>> No.22096790
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>>22096732
imagine being an applepleb

>> No.22096803

>>22096755
I literally stopped working for a month, all my projects were late and yet I'm still not fired...

>> No.22096804

>>22095411
boomer stock. no innovation. on the way down. try JNPR

>> No.22096815

>>22096570
so what do you do, just put all of your money in TQQQ in one lump sum and hold for 30 years or something?

>> No.22096823

>>22095815
Like driving a Lazyboy

>> No.22096826
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>>22096790
Oh no my life is so terrible

>> No.22096829

>>22096755
>>22096803
i know that feel all too well
luckily zoom is going to be a full featured wagie tracker soon

>> No.22096830

>>22096683
They produce luxury goods. I'd be careful since they really will have a hammerblow. Their biggest market is the burgerflipper, lives paycheck to paycheck, bad financial decisions kind of person. Those people are all out of work now. Eventually cell companies are gonna be like 'no you can't finance a new phone asshat'. And their sales will collapse. Chinese US tensions is killing iphone sales in china, and everywhere else? They're getting corona recession'd too.

>> No.22096839

>>22096776
this, corona is a hoax retards. A few baristas got laid off, that's it. Most people are still working, paying rent and going about life as normal, there is no crash coming. The people that got laidoff were poorfags to begin with, they have no impact on the economy

>> No.22096840

>>22096683
Lol, I have a beefed out pc for work but a MacBook Pro for personal use. I feel like a fucking retard when I use the pc. So much pointless action is required to perform basic operations I don't get why anybody uses them. And the UI is atrocious.

>> No.22096845

>>22095875
I have been holding for months. amazing so far. just dont look at daily

>> No.22096846

>>22096815
lurk more retard

>> No.22096847

>>22096826
based japanese phone poster

>> No.22096862
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22096862

I’m too stressed right now. I must coom.

>> No.22096867

>>22095706
CIA backed big data company? Might not see retard growth like Tesla but 100% strong long term investment

>> No.22096873

>>22096826
hey, APPL is great, but actually liking Apple products is gay

>> No.22096878

>>22096839
Shhh, don't say that loud. Fuck, I'm buying weekly

>> No.22096880

>>22096672
Smartphone sales have been plateauing for almost a decade.

>> No.22096882
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22096882

>>22096768
>>22096784

Banks cut nigger and poor fags credit lines though a few months ago.

It was news for 1 day then all the coverage went to the chimp outs

>> No.22096883

>>22096826
sugoi

>> No.22096889

Whats the opinion on investing in REIs?

>> No.22096892

>>22096839
imagine if those baristas invested the money they pay interest on every month that they borrowed to get a shitty degree in AAPL calls instead, they get what they deserve desu

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>>22096823

>> No.22096894

>>22096826
Is that just today? Or are you only up 4% on apple cause.... wew

>> No.22096898

>>22096403
my fucking dad shilled me this shit too. whats the selling point? zoomer insurance?

>> No.22096914

>>22096862
D O N ' T

>> No.22096920

>>22096873
obviously you've never used apple products

>> No.22096923

>>22096839
unironically this

>> No.22096944

>>22096683
You posted a picture of something they gave away with purchase right after they eliminated the headphone jack. They even include lightning headphones with the shit they sell.
Despite doing both of those things, the alternative wireless headphones they offer for sale brought in $8BB last year, $5BB of which was profit.

They literally give away competing products and people STILL want their other shit so badly they’ll pay for it.

>> No.22096945

TSLA rug pull hour before close

>> No.22096956

AAPL bought my Apple products I’m using. I felt morally obliged to buy from them since they made me the money. Tbf I enjoy using their products. Safe with top security. Sand boxing so I can use the cool apps and not have to worry about people looking into everything else on my device, forcing me to using a web browser so I can close it out. No defragmentation. No experimental software/hardware, more than not it just works. Features that are optimized for the device and no extras added that are not used-clunky-unusable for the specific device. Makes a great daily driver for me. If they’d lower the price the hardware would be more worth it but like I said Apple bought my products. As for the stock, just look at their fundamentals. Revenues, earnings and lots of cash on hand.

>> No.22096960

>>22096894
You could've looked it up in a sec, yes that's the daily.

>> No.22096969

OH NO NVDA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.22096970

>>22096839
Nope, lotta companies placed a moratorium on layoffs. They're cutting now.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/yXyEKkB2qSc?feature=oembed

>> No.22096977

>>22096920
I have, and I hated how everything was designed to be used by a child. I'm not at linuxfag levels, but I have two brain cells to rub together and like be able to use my shit.

>> No.22096983

should I buy the TSLA dip?

>> No.22096991

>>22096839
what about the 30% of renters who can't pay their rent next month?

>> No.22096993

C'Mon TSLA! Test those lows!

>> No.22097000

Total gains:
>AYX: 7.7%
>AAPL: 8.38%
>WKHS: 19.91%
>TWLO: 8.43%
>AMD: 9.42%
>RKT: 5.42%
>RDFN: 12.95%

When do I cash out? I'm so bad at this. I believe in these companies to longterm do well, but I also don't want to be a fool.

>> No.22097002

>>22096829
yeah that's what happened. My boss is an old boomer and just now figured out how to use zoom. He sent out a zoom meeting schedule and luckily I was the second to last person on the schedule.

>> No.22097011

>>22096983
I think it will keep dumping for the rest of the week
They announced an offering today

>> No.22097014

>>22096731
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMA_iZ7effY

>> No.22097019

>>22096983
No. Apple, Microsoft 50/50. You're welcome

>> No.22097027

>>22097000
cash out your horsies

>> No.22097035

>>22096880
But no one was video chatting or streaming 4k/8k video up a storm a decade ago either. Bandwidth increases will mandate the upgrade. Sooner or later 4G will be like "dial-up", slow as fuck.

>> No.22097046

>>22097011
even Musk is cashing out, lol

>> No.22097047

>>22096991
Oh vey! Yes, we landlords need bailout money!

>> No.22097050

>>22096991
>self reported
>hyped by the Dem media machine
it must be hard for you to stay objective

>> No.22097054

Just bust a fatass nut in the bathroom at work. Anyone know this feel?

>> No.22097059

>>22096977
that was my first impression too, and probably 95% of people like it for that reason. there is plenty of customization you can do if you want though, you just have to look a little deeper. i used to be an apple hater until i was forced to use it at my work, now i'm a believer.

>> No.22097061

>>22097027
I mean, why would he want to double his profit, right?

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22097062

>there people ITT STILL not holding CRNC

>> No.22097075

>>22097011
this is what you would expect
but in a clown world I think the opposite would happen

>> No.22097078

Telsa is down because its the 1st of the month and rent is due. It'll be back to normal tomorrow.

>> No.22097081

>>22096991
>Though numbers of missed on-time payments were also high in July, around 90% of households had paid their bill by the end of the month.

>> No.22097082

>>22096732
they aren't wrong, I assume those guys are invested into apple because of the morons that buys them

>> No.22097090

>>22096991
They can go fuck themselves and die in a hole.

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>>22097062
I don't even know what that is but thanks for the neck-yourself jpg.

>> No.22097097

>>22097081
people are just making payments later and using the 'rona as an excuse, but they pay up in the end

>> No.22097102

>>22097035
Who the fuck is video chatting at 4k? There's no point. Even consumer sheep will come to realize that, as if they haven't already.

>> No.22097107

>>22096944
They do also sell it, and those things are known by the average nigger to break really easily

>> No.22097111

>>22097059
I'm not saying I didn't/don't enjoy their products, I just prefer other platforms.

>> No.22097112

>>22096272
Just enrol in a cheap shit college, take out student loans, and invest. Guaranteed returns as long as no brainlet

>> No.22097119

>>22097078
What about the $5billion offering?

>> No.22097129

how much do you think AAPL will be worth a year from now when i can finally potentially sell it and not get taxed so much?

>> No.22097131

>>22097062
I bought at $56.88, so I'm still in the red. But I never sell in the red. The only time I made an exception was KODK. And even that was a mistake.

>> No.22097135

>>22097050
Delinquencies are at near historical highs, and we're not even close to the finish of the consequences of the lockdowns precipitating.

>> No.22097139

I think I'll buy some TSLA once the dip finishes tomorrow. We've seen these dips before return to retard values.

>> No.22097143

>>22097078
nope, it's because Musk is selling $5 billion

https://sec.report/Document/0001193125-20-236699/

>> No.22097165

>>22097050
we're literally entering Great Depression 2.0 after the election FAGGOT

>> No.22097168

>>22096732
Im not part of the apple cult but i buy older iphones precisely because they are good value for my buck. 250$ for an iphone 7 is better than looking for a chinese phone that wont suck

>> No.22097170
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22097170

How'd they do it?

>> No.22097177

>>22094483
Cup and handle has been formed. people who sold RKT is going to commit sudoku.

>> No.22097186

>>22097054
Used to do this daily at Walmart. Got fired a month in. Second easiest $1,500 I ever made, after WKHS.

>> No.22097199

>>22097170
money

>> No.22097206

>>22097143
he's selling the bottom though

>> No.22097229

>>22097206
KEK
The delusion

>> No.22097230

>my uncle has been accumulating TSLA all day

>> No.22097231

>>22097170
Apple users are dumb enough to pay for super likes.

>> No.22097246

>>22097131
Bought in at 36, keep hodling brother. There's nowhere to go but up.

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>>22097135
>>22097165
place your bets
I'll place mine

>> No.22097274

>>22097231
Only autistic losers and poor niggers dont have an iphone.

>> No.22097275

>>22097143
It’s not just Musk. They are selling stock over time to banks. Not all at once like how Bezos does.

>> No.22097278

>>22096898
More or less but their system is different so they're less likely to fuck you buy denying your claim. The UI is like Robinhood for insurance and most of it is done by AI.

>> No.22097279

>>22097168
exactly. and the massive customer support and resale value apple products hold.

people who hate on apple products likely have very little experience using them or understanding why they're so valuable to consumers

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>>22097206
delusion, I see

>> No.22097308
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22097308

How stupid is it to take money out of my line of credit to buy stonks? I don't have much capital to invest and want to put more in.

>> No.22097313

Shout out to whoever shilled Nak yesterday. Rolled my Tesla into it %10 today :)

>> No.22097314

>>22096147
Stay strong, war with Iran after election and Saudi oil will get hit hard.

>> No.22097318

>>22096731
Freddie Gibbs, Young Jeezy and Slim Thug all day playa

>> No.22097319

How safe do you think it is to spend 305 ea call for SPY to expire next Tuesday

>> No.22097320

>>22096892
This you have any idea how many minimum wage fags have art degrees

>> No.22097328

>>22097308
It is not smart

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22097331

Question about brokerages for Ameribros. Robinhood has a "Regulatory Transaction Fee", "Trading Activity Fee", and "American Depositary Reciept Fee".
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/trading-fees-on-robinhood/

I invest a smaller percentage of my portfolio overseas, I don't like having a buck or two taken when I sell, and I like don't like how they slowly added these over time. Are there brokerages that don't currently do this?

>> No.22097351

>>22097170
AAPL only holds a 12% marketshare. They have a narrower curve. Android necessarily has a larger curve and a wider distribution and so AAPL shows an advantage. It's a question of numeracy, not success.

>> No.22097371

Anyone have Power Hour plays?

>> No.22097376

Will RKT moon tomorrow with their earnings? Or should I put it in for WKHS instead?

>> No.22097388

>>22097061
Bro clearly earnings means nothing to you
>b-b-but muh tesla
That will crash harder than 1929. It might not be today, it might not be this month, or even this year. But parabolic growth ALWAYS ends one way

>> No.22097392

>>22097318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZxniH-IoXc

god I fucking love jeezy. old gucci is good too but his mixtape songs are kind of hit or miss. he seems more quantity over quality

>> No.22097402

>>22097308
bubble

>> No.22097415

>>22097279
Facebook is seething over how functional the Apple products are because we can turn off our permissions on each app that we don’t like or think that it needs. Also able to limit ad tracking, baked right into the OS settings.

>> No.22097417

>>22096459
When coronavirus 2: cold and flu comes around in the next 2-3 months

>> No.22097427

>>22097388
You should be permabanned for not includinh your puts or shorts with such garbage posts

>> No.22097434

>>22097371
buy tech stocks

>> No.22097448

>>22097376
most likely. nothing is certain but its extremely bullish from now on.

>> No.22097455

>>22097417
flu season has never been real

>> No.22097457

TSLA will be over 500 end of week

>> No.22097478

>>22097457
So I should buy tomorrow? When does the dip end?

>> No.22097483

>>22097415
this. any android users are part of the botnet. google makes more off selling your data than the price of the phone. fuck that shit.

>> No.22097494 [DELETED] 

>>22097027
why? are you seriously implying the hitachi partnership was bullish? the same company toyota partnered with?

>> No.22097496

>>22097165
Only of we elect biden.

Trump election will be green dildos for god knows how long.

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>>22094425
Why do joggers make these silly predictions? Pic related

>> No.22097499

Has anybody else stopped wearing a face mask in the places that say you need to wear a face mask? Nobody has even questioned me about it yet.

>> No.22097500

>>22097427
sir this is a shitposting board, go to wallstreetbets if you want moderation

>> No.22097502

>>22097455
Next level retardation

>> No.22097509

>>22097308
brb liquidating all of my stocks now, this is the top

>> No.22097511

I hope Apple hits 300 by Christmas. Be a nice present.

>> No.22097513

>>22097478
hmmm I don't think it will dip for long. I don't see it going below 470.

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22097518

So what scanner y'all use?

>> No.22097520

>>22097455
That’s not exactly true, I remember back in school there being waves of classmates getting sick

>> No.22097521

>>22097293
If we're not at "New Paradigm" it might as well be a bottom. Keep buying until it stops working.

>>22097457
It's sad that I believe this enough to buy 500 calls tomorrow once the dip ends. TSLA has made me so much money but at the same time feels so fucking wrong.

>> No.22097522

>>22097500
I only want jannies to punish faggot bears who never ever put their money where their mouth is

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>>22097293

>> No.22097536

>>22097494
why? are you seriously implying the hitachi partnership wasn't bullish? the same company toyota partnered with?

>> No.22097548

>>22097513
I don’t think they will dip for long either, NIO also did an offering this week and they came back up to $20 today

>> No.22097559

>>22097417
i feel like some of you anons are honestly hoping some plague mutation comes around and kills you and your family for some insane reason. like you're excited about it.

>> No.22097560

Anyone use tradestation? How does it compare to other brokers?

>> No.22097565

>>22097499
maskniggers are all weak frame low IQ incels it's not surprising they back down from an alpha

>> No.22097571

>>22096960
I was asking if you waited til today to buy dummy

>> No.22097579

>>22097427
I can't even grasp how young you must be to not see the logic in my post
>shorts
>puts
No one above 20 years old trades or net worth under 4k trades options

>> No.22097585

>>22097573
>>22097573
>>22097573

>> No.22097601

>>22097513
the only reason Tesla stopped dumping at 1370 was because they announced the scammy split
it should keep dumping if nothing new gets announced

>> No.22097603

>>22097579
>im too much of a limp dick faggot to put my money into a position that backs up the horseshit im spewing

Imagine being this angry every day over other people making money

>> No.22097605

I'm not ready to sell my TSLA bags just yet.

>> No.22097611

>>22097521
Same. Is their valuation insane? Yes, but it's going to take a lot more than this to burst the bubble. I think Tesla still has further to go.

>> No.22097612

>>22097518
finviz:
>unusual volume
>tech most active
>tech biggest gainers
>S&P 500 map

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>>22097415
>>22097483
>Apple is the good guys!

>> No.22097619

>>22094978
Yep

>> No.22097635

>>22097502
>reddit one line response
>accuses others of retardation
>oblivious to his own retardation
Classic

>> No.22097656

>>22097601
There is nothing rational about Tesla being valued this high but it's obvious this market doesn't care.

>> No.22097670

>>22097534
Tesla will go back to 2000

>> No.22097688

>>22097559
At least it would be something.

>> No.22097701

>>22097603
I'm going to take a wild guess I'm talking to an 18 year old who just made his first 100 dollars. I have clearly wasted my time

>> No.22097733

I have 5k in Robinhood should I buy into TQQQ or buy this Tesla dip?

>> No.22097752

>>22097616
I’m all for competition. Just a few reasons why I have stock in AAPL, expecting to make the numbers in my account read higher numbers.

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First time WKHS hit $19 in a month.

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>>22096570
>Someone ran the numbers on SPY, and no matter how far back you go, 3x > 2x >1x.

>> No.22097792

>>22097331
Pretty sure those are gov't mandated fees that exist on every brokerage. But I'm a little retarded.

>> No.22097797

>>22097733
TSLA calls

>> No.22097825

>>22097635
>everything that I disagree with on 4chan is reddit
You dumb nigger, look at multiple posts in this very thread. “One line response=reddit”? Half of 4chan must be reddit then. Inb4 “yeah, it is” if you think that you’re a newfriend and likely from reddit

>> No.22097837

Could AAPL hit 200 before the year is over

>> No.22097864

>>22097825
found the redditr

>> No.22097875

>>22097837
Absolutely possible, depends on corona’s impact going into autumn though

>> No.22097912

>>22097864
You kidding me, or you just trolling? you dumb nigger

>> No.22097934

>>22097912
I'm trolling

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>>22097534

>> No.22098088

>>22094618
"The last post before he committed sudoku"

>> No.22098096

Horsie, never stopped believing in you!

>> No.22098157

>>22097934
Makes sense

>> No.22098166

Where is the dude who predicted the market crash today?

>> No.22098167

>>22097308
T O P
O
P

>> No.22098282

>>22098166
dead

>> No.22098284

>>22097308
bullish

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>>22098166
Readjusting his prediction. Crash is now scheduled for tomorrow. If not, then the day after that.

>> No.22098342

>>22094978
NO.

>> No.22098359

>>22094813
sold tsla puts few days ago for $850 profit, but then I realized that if I wasn't such a pussy I would've made $8000 if I just waited a little bit ...

>> No.22098453

Has NVDA topped?