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make a new bread at 300 edition

>> No.22088565

first for RRGB

>> No.22088576

>first thread has no subject
>2nd thread has no body

Smg really has been lobotomized

>> No.22088585
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>>22088546

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22088592

>>22088546
that's literally a man

>> No.22088595
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Kpop

>> No.22088606

should i?
>>22088496
>>22088496

>> No.22088614

>>22088576
It only one single person wasn't too lazy to make a proper thread.

>> No.22088634

Tesla zoomers BTFO
https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2020/09/01/business/01reuters-tesla-stock.html

>> No.22088636

>>22088546
What is that chick, 14? You fuckers are sick

>> No.22088637
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>>22088595
Here's the rest of her.

>> No.22088648

>>22088606
>should i buy calls?
has the answer ever not been yes?

>> No.22088656

>>22088576
we're going to have to reverse split the threads, that's fucking bearish

>> No.22088663

JPM raised AAPL price target to $150. You think it will happen?

>> No.22088664

>>22088576
>has no body
She has a nice body and legs
>>22088637
The fuck is that

>> No.22088681
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>>22088664
Jaw bones. Koreans have a surplus

>> No.22088691

>>22088648
i know its just a short expiration. i cant afford the ones 2 months out so im nervous if aapl tumbles this week

>> No.22088702

>>22088664
Kek stfu

>> No.22088709

>that anon who wanted to short ZM

F

>> No.22088724

>>22088664
>>22088681

a monument to man's arrogance

>> No.22088728

>>22088691
nigga all the money is in weeklies

>> No.22088729

>>22088691
>aapl
>tumble
lol

>> No.22088751

>>22088681
But jaw bones are chadish looking
Why do they rip em off

>> No.22088759

thank you based NVDA

>> No.22088765
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boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

>> No.22088778

>>22088709
still not as bad as the guy from wall street bets that took out a 15k loan to buy TSLA puts.

>> No.22088797

who's buying the dip on TSLA?

>> No.22088800

>>22088751
They reshape them to try to look like white people

>> No.22088806
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22088806

what anime girl motivates you guys to get that green?

>> No.22088812
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>>22088778

>> No.22088813

Zoom weekly call holders just 45x their money lmao holy fuck. imagine turning $10,000 into $450,000 over night

>> No.22088814
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22088814

When market crash

>> No.22088828

>>22088759
I wanna become a Nvidia chad too
it never goes down right?

>> No.22088831

>>22088724
>>22088751
A tribute to women’s vanity.
>tfw no moon-faced slant to raise your half-breed kids
Oh wait

>> No.22088843

Me 3 months ago: Haha everyone's using zoom wow how weird
Me now: I'm fucking stupid

>> No.22088868

Is DOCU gonna pull a ZM? Answer me bros???

>> No.22088890

>>22088595
More like koompop

>> No.22088895

>>22088813
Imagine buying 10k worth of calls that could expire worthless
whoever does this is already a multimillionaire or a degenerate gambler who will eventually lose everything anyways

>> No.22088899

today's the day for NIO. seeing a bunch of articles that came out today talking about how the Chinese government subsidizes them so it will never fail.

>> No.22088921

>>22088828
exactly, you're not too late.

>> No.22088928

>>22088797
I bought at $485. Sounds like a great deal atm since I didn’t have funds yesterday

>> No.22088938

>>22088843
Remember when it was 100 dollars? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>> No.22088970

>>22088797
Playing with relative pennies. TSLA is more per share than my entire portfolio.

>> No.22088978

>>22088843
Tbf cloudflare runs the fucking internet and it’s only 40 bucks right now
Just because everyone uses it doesn’t mean it’s gonna moon

>> No.22088985

Yeah but how many people actually paid for that shit? Everyone I know was using the free version

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>>22088797
Picked up some $680 9/4 calls

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>>22088843

>tfw been working Telecoms since January this year

Not making a ton, but man do I get to big dick it in interviews.

>Oh yeah, I just started my telecom job fulltime right as corona hit
>Make up bs about fast solutions and quick thinking I did while trying to get companies set up at home

All I did really was teach milfs how to set up their home workspaces over the phone while I tried to make them laugh.

>> No.22089018

475 is resistance for tesla, it will bounce and then tesla will never be below 500 ever again

>> No.22089020

i got first for RRGB like 3 days in a row and you guys are still ignoring it

>> No.22089025

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TESLA STOP IT

>> No.22089037

whats dipping rn? theres no good buy, everythings pretty much top

>> No.22089039

>>22089018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAihopethisisfuckingntruefuckyouboboAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22089046

But yeah what I catch from zoom skyrocket is that investment money is sitting there waiting for opportunities. The volatility is fucking off the charts.

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10AM dip, time for the pink wojaks from the newfags

>> No.22089066

>>22089037
tesla

>> No.22089070

>tsla 475
is it really happening ?

>> No.22089073

>>22088813
Weeklys are retard tho.

>> No.22089084

Do you guys remember that chad who bought $1.2mil in TSLA 470p 9/4 yesterday? Hope he's offloading those and more rich than he already was

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22089098

The dip is from RHtards having to pay rent. It's the 1st of the month after all. Should have bought some pootz

>> No.22089100

lmao TSLA falling to the ground, what the fuck happened?

>> No.22089102

>>22089066
tsla is still top

i see it going down to 300

>> No.22089111

Why does anyone buy Zoom I don't get it.

This right here is their time to shine, they are never gonna have a better opportunity than this when everybody is working from home and they are making absolutely no money.
In 6 month's they'll make EVEN LESS. PE will go to 1000.

>> No.22089113

>>22089070
they figured out how to keep bubbles pumping, they just let some air out every so often

>> No.22089119

Tesla crashing and Degiro doesn't let me log in..
Guys I have bad feeling about this

>> No.22089120

>>22089046
Volatility is the enemy of most retirement portfolio boomers, too, so the young kids and professional investors get the lion's share of that opportunity.

>> No.22089123

How can fed allow this? They need to drop a few hundred of billions in TSLA ASAP

>> No.22089128

>bought tsla at 482 yeaterday

>> No.22089133

>>22089100
$5bil offering, retail investors not realizing they did a split to make offerings easier.

>> No.22089145

gme bros.. were going to be okay right?

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waiting for that tesla dip

>> No.22089149

>>22089119
Serves you right for being a europoor.

>> No.22089151

>Tesla dumping
>Apple mooning

Finally some fucking justice

>> No.22089163

NO PAPU ELON PLEASE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

>> No.22089167

>>22089119
I'm in but my figures are all delayed compared with yahoo.

>> No.22089169

>>22089133
Ah, that's not horrible

>> No.22089171

and just like that tesla will never see 475 again, and soon will never see 500 ever again

>> No.22089175

>>22089119
dont worryy im in but it doesnt let me see stonks

>> No.22089182

>>22089111
p/e of 1000 is undervalued how many times do we have to teach you this lesson boomer?

>> No.22089186

>>22089151
is this the september version of qqq/russel rotations?

>> No.22089189

>>22089151
this desu

AAPL > TSLA

elon uses an iphone

>> No.22089201

I want off Mr. Musk's wild ride, I'll sell next time it pumps up. The stress isn't worth it.
I'm going against tech with that money, I'll buy some beaten down stock expecting recovery. Do I go Gamestop or Walgreens?

>> No.22089204

damn I knew it
Gold trading easy money: Value crawls up in SEA/EU times, then when america wakes up it fucking DUMPS. It's almost as if some rich americans don't want gold to rise high to pretend that the USD is still worth something

>> No.22089206

Does anyone know why AMC shot up 4.5% this morning?

>>22089169
it's not horrible at all. it'll probably close green even.

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>he hasn't already sold his tsla

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22089231

Impossible, who could've predicted this?

>> No.22089233

>wake up
>up 65% on pypl calls
good morning /biz/

>> No.22089234

PUMP IT MOTHEFUCKERS PUMP IT

>> No.22089247
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lol at Zoom

>> No.22089249

>>22089224
Smart money was in other tech stocks. You hold lower value tech stocks, waiting for the tesla dip/crash. Money flows out into what you're holding.

>> No.22089250

>>22089204
A friend of mine detected an arbitrage between gold futures in the US vs UK.

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>half my portfolio is holding MSFT for a week now
>down -2% from the USD shitting the bed compared to euro alone
get your shit together you absolute twats

>> No.22089255

>>22089182

Ok, so why is Facebook 300 dollars and not 10.000 dollars? They are in the same sector as zoom.

>> No.22089259

>>22089206
>Does anyone know why AMC shot up 4.5% this morning?
even normies are realizing the news isnt talking about caronavirus anymore and things are safe. Some movies are coming out

>> No.22089261

>>22089119
>-1%
>telsa crashing

go back to plebbit

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>>22089247
Thanks coronachan, and also thanks trump for fucking up handling this pandemic more than most 3rd world countries. Based mask skeptics delaying return to work.

>> No.22089277

Is it too late to buy into TQQQ or ZOOM

>> No.22089283

>>22089206
>Does anyone know why AMC shot up 4.5% this morning?
Because it was valued for bankruptcy, and it's surviving. I sold it for 300% gains when it first git above $6 last week.
Small position though it was risky.

>> No.22089293

Even etrade can't even keep up with the OOOOOOOOOOOOOO right now

>> No.22089300

lmao Robinhood just crashed, can't even sell my NIO calls

>> No.22089301

>Nvidia
New graphic cards are ridiculously powerful, well deserved pump. Unlike some companies out there...

>> No.22089312

>>22089255
Corporations aren't using facebook for internal messaging, idiort.

>> No.22089318

Who else comfy watching tour de france while you wait for your orders to fill?

>> No.22089319

>>22089255
yes you're right 10/16 1000 FB calls is the play

>> No.22089328

>>22089231
We haven’t even gotten to the first sell-off phase, retard. That was a literal market crash.

>> No.22089330

>GME going down after i bought

well fuck. good thing i only put in about $2k and can wait as long as it takes.

>> No.22089336

WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE TO TURNING MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO TO TQQQ

WHAT'S THE CATCH?

>> No.22089337

>>22089261
>1%
It was down over 5% and is still down over 3%

>> No.22089341

>>22089247
what's the date on those calls

>> No.22089349

Airlines red to green!

>> No.22089353

>>22089247
just once I want to buy some penny options and have them moon to fifty dollarys

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NOooooOo HOrseY

>> No.22089366

made 13k shorting TSLA on a 20x leverage, do I cash in now or can it fall FURTHER?

>> No.22089378

>>22088751
they don't lol.
>t. lived there

>> No.22089386

>>22089318
I finally broke even on some bad orders I made last month, guess it's pretty comfy.

>> No.22089394

>>22089336
A stressed period will wipe you out and make you actually own money.

>> No.22089396

>>22088576
OPs have been faggots lately. I miss my anime girls

>> No.22089404
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anons am i going to make it

>> No.22089405

ZOOMCHADS RISE UP

>> No.22089414

>>22089277
when something is up 50% for the day it's a pretty good sign that you missed the train

>> No.22089417

>>22089247
imagine if you sold an uncovered call on it yesterday

>> No.22089421

>>22089396
Whenever TSLA goes wild it brings in a lot of fags from other boards that shit up the threads

>> No.22089428

>>22089366
It'll be $300 by the end of the month.

>> No.22089433

>>22089366
Take profit

>> No.22089434

I feel like a real fucking boomer only making $3000 today

>> No.22089444

>>22089336
Not having bough FNGU in early August.

>> No.22089451
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>> No.22089458

>>22089277
TQQQ no ZOOM maybe

>> No.22089460

>>22089434
post positions pls

>> No.22089461

>>22089366
Insitutions are not moving out. This is a pull back. You can hold thru the next correction if you have diamond hands, but betting against tesla could get ugly if you have to pay premium or the strike is near.

>> No.22089462

IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY NVDA CALLS????

>> No.22089466

>>22089319

1000 dollars would be PE 100, we're looking at 10.000 dollars for fair evulation at PE 1000.

>> No.22089475

you could have bought one $420 strike call option on Zoom yesterday for less that $100. today that one contract would be worth over $5,000. fucking insanity

>> No.22089478

>>22089330
I hope you didn’t actually buy the top of a pump-n-dump

>> No.22089490

>>22089460
36 FNGU, 200 TQQQ 400 apple

>> No.22089492

>>22089070
>that institutional dump to 440
beautiful

>> No.22089493
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>>22089396
same

>> No.22089501

>>22089201
Corecivic

>> No.22089505

>>22089490
nice, ty anon

>> No.22089506
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Where my NET bros at? 10% up by eod, I’m calling it.

>> No.22089514

>>22089366
take profit. it crashed because tesla sold 5b of their stock to raise cash

>> No.22089516
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22089516

>sell half of my TSLA yesterday
>buy more AAPL, AMZN and Nvidia
If you didn't buy Nvidia, knowing that they release a cutting-edge graphic card generation today, you're too slow for this game.

>> No.22089517

Sold my teslas. I keep seeing more and more normies talking about "cashing out some"

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>tfw leveraged tesla certificates -33% already

>> No.22089528

>>22088814
Not for a long time, enjoy bear hell.

>> No.22089531

>>22089145
Got stung at opening buying for 7.4 fuckity fuck I'm retorded

>> No.22089535
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22089535

Cmon fomo

>> No.22089542

sold my NIO calls at the peak, feeling pretty proud of myself :)

>> No.22089545

>>22089300
RH is dogshit. Cash out and move to Etrade.

>> No.22089556

>>22089521
Why would you fomo into news? It's called buy the rumors, sell the news. What don't you understand?

>> No.22089564

>>22088814
she wants to trap guys with pregnancy but also cheats and fucked 40 people?

>> No.22089566
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Fuck you Wealthsimple! I'm at my wagie job and can't call to place trades, fix the app!!! AAAAAA why is being a leaf such suffering?

>> No.22089584

>>22089545
just hit $28k and can now day trade, thinking about moving to Charles Schwab because they have best customer service and they already manage my 401k

>> No.22089608

>>22089516
>buying the news

>> No.22089610

>>22089566
Have they upgraded wealthsimple to allow for trading all sorts of shit now? I opted to use questrade instead because you could only trade a select few stocks with wealthsimple when I looked at it.

>> No.22089615
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22089615

AYO HOLD THE FUCK UP

>> No.22089627

>>22089545
quick pros cons etrade vs TDA?
please

>> No.22089630

>>22089394
Why? Like I have been holding tqqq for a couple weeks and im up. Is it going to drop 20 dollars on 1 bad day?

>> No.22089632

Look at KTOV! Perfect chance to get in while it's cheap.

>> No.22089633

>>22089506
Finally it’s at the same price I bought in last month

>> No.22089634
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>>22088546
Any ZOOM options bros who made it today?

>> No.22089636

>>22089615
lol what did you buy

>> No.22089644

Does it even matter when I buy QQQ at this point? It just keeps going up and up.

>> No.22089650

Anybody use fidelity as a brokerage? They have my rollover IRA but currently using Robinhood for stonks. Rh has a nice app but it shits the bed in the mornings

>> No.22089653

>TSLA back at 488

Hope you shorts learned your lesson

>> No.22089657

>>22089632
Dead meme stock

>> No.22089658

who else bought tesla dip? this shit going to 530 today

>> No.22089666

why does TSLA need cash h-haha
its not like they are with their back to the wall with competition all around them while their market share shrinks
Im sure it will trade higher tomorrow fellow Muskbros h-haha

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>>22089556
i am a retard

>> No.22089671

>>22089514
Took profit at 12K, 2K into leveraged AMD shorts

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>>22089231
I hate TSLA Bulls so much.

>> No.22089691

>>22089657
just filter the tripfag, all he does is troll

>> No.22089693

>>22089610
They're still missing some but it's getting better. Also they are gonna start doing crypto soon too.

>> No.22089700

WHY
WHY DO YOU PERSIST
WHY DO YOU IGNORE RRGB

>> No.22089715

Asked last thread but got no response. Is there any reason to hold both SPYG and VOOG? They both pretty much track the same thing right? One you would prefer?

>> No.22089719

>>22089653
Who'd short a stock that flops up and down by 1-2% in 5 minutes

>> No.22089722

>>22089680
anon why do you hate money?

>> No.22089725

CLEANSPARK MOONING

>> No.22089732

>>22089564
More than likely it's one of those idiot girls trying to pretend she's very sexually experienced to look more mature. Typical teenager buffoonery.

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Are we ready to buy TikTok WMT boys?

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"I hate you ANNON WHY WONT YOU BUY ELROND SO YOU CAN COME TO THE UNDYING LANDS AND WE CAN BE MARRIED!"

>> No.22089766

>>22089630
It's 3 times leveraged, you fucking donkey.

>> No.22089770

>>22089750
rumors are saying it will be announced today, which means buy now, sell by close

>> No.22089788

I'm green for the first time in 2 weeks. I'm very happy, anons. TQQQ/APPL debit spreads :D

>> No.22089797

Fuck it, I'm going to liquidate and go QQQ

>> No.22089805

making money is as easy as
>wait for tesla to dip
>buy tesla with x5 or more leverage
>sell when it gets back

short trading is easy af

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Apple target jacked to 150. Once 150 is hit watch it get jacked again. 300 per is pretty sweet. If the virus reaps epic vengeance 300 may be hit by this Christmas.

>> No.22089818

>>22089770
Yep. Bough a shit ton of MSFT too. I'm not a techie so I'm itching to drop it after we moon.

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No tesla DIP

>> No.22089846

>>22089797
>he bought?

>> No.22089849

>>22089752
faggot

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>> No.22089874

>>22089766
Yes, i own it so I realize that. On its worst day (not stock market crashing covid level shit) but realistically on its worst day exactly how much would you expect it to drop is my point. Once you've held it for more than a week and a half of green you're effectively in the clear just set a stop and leave it

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got this just now for 16.35 holy shit
also fb 300

>> No.22089885

>>22089846
Short QQQ I'm going in boys

>> No.22089889

last chance to buy this ROKU dip, thank me later

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22089893

You did buy BORR this morning right?

>> No.22089895

>>22089046
The indexes topped out. All the low-hanging fruit is gone. We're now at pets.com levels where tutes are so desperate for growth opportunities they'll flood billions into the slightest thing.

>> No.22089907

my $VALE LEAPs are finally up!! jesus christ i'm finally up 20% i'm so happy I could cry

>> No.22089911

>>22089889
fuck roku i wanna watch hbomax i get it for free damnit!

>> No.22089913
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22089913

You DID buy the TSLA dip right?

>> No.22089916
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22089916

>Facebook
>adobe
>nvidia

Such a good day. Good save US-tech.

>> No.22089933

>>22089893
holy shit 3 cents we are all going to make it great pick anon truly useful post

>> No.22089938

No seriously, is there a possibility that TQQQ could come crashing down harder than any other stock for some reason? I am becoming obsessed with it.

>> No.22089939
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22089939

IM PUTTING AN END TO THIS DOT COM FRENZY PONZI TOMORROW. BE READY. BE AFRAID.

>> No.22089948

>>22089938
yeah it will definitely "crash" at some point and then go up again

>> No.22089951

>>22089938
No, it's impossible, never happened before.

>> No.22089956
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22089956

*fucks you over*

>> No.22089957

TSLA back to 500, hope you bought the dip

>> No.22089958

>>22089938
do the math of a circuit breaker times 3 for 3 straight days

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22089967

>>22089939

>> No.22089969

>>22089911
Roku has HBO

>> No.22089972

>>22089916
>Israeli
>Canadian
>Taiwanese
USA a ok

>> No.22089974

You guys did buy the TSLA dip, correct? Because it's not stopping now. I feel bad for the poor bastards that bought puts lmao

>> No.22089981

>>22089818
Why is WMT up today and not MSFT? People think WMT has more to gain from a tik tok deal?

>> No.22089983

>pink wojaks on TSLA
>check the ticker
>dip already recovered in 30 minutes

>> No.22089985

>TSLA back at 500
OH NO NO NO NO

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22089988

>TSLA in the green after one hour

>> No.22089990

>>22088681
holy shit lol. it's like that one episode of american horror story where the doctor repurposed different body parts as decor

>> No.22089999

>>22089938
What? It's the NASDAQ. It's safer than normal stocks, but it's also 3x leveraged. Do your own math.

>> No.22090007
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22090007

What stage are we at

>> No.22090008

ZOOM IS GOING TO THE S&P 500 BUY BUY BUY FUCK WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO POOR

>> No.22090014

>>22089981
Yeah. The advertising potential is golden.

>> No.22090018

>>22089958
So then you sell circuit breaker day 1. Wait for recovery and buy back in?

>> No.22090027

>>22089939
I missed you. As long as you are here to jinx the crash my gains are safe.

>> No.22090031

>>22089969
the old deprecated app maybe is on roku but not the new service

>https://www.indiewire.com/2020/08/heres-why-hbo-max-peacock-arent-on-roku-fire-tv-1234580129/

>> No.22090032

>all airlines green
>except for Delta and Spirit
>the only two that are financially healthy enough to survive with fed support

>> No.22090033

>>22088546
this is the type of girl you raep

>> No.22090039

>>22089874
You do you. Also, being 3 times leveraged also means the probability of randomly hitting your stop loss on a whim is 3 times as much. Mathematical fact.

>> No.22090042

>>22089938
>implying it wouldn't just recover completely and go to new ATH in a few months anyway

>> No.22090047

>>22090018
trailing stop at 10% should be just fine

>> No.22090063

>>22090007
literally dot com bubble 2.0 but this time there will be no crash because the fed will keep propping up equities for eternity.

>> No.22090067

>>22090032
It's a clown market. Don't you ever forget that.

>> No.22090073

>>22088814
Likely not before the elections

>> No.22090084

>>22090031
What the fuck? I could have sworn I installed the new max app, was it removed?

>> No.22090089

>>22089958
>circuit breaker times 3 for 3 straight days
If society gets to that point it's time to grab your bugout bag and go inna woods.

>> No.22090101

>tap a few times with your thumbs
>Elon personally hands you the keys to a new Tesla
Why even "invest" in other stocks now?

>> No.22090116

>>22090039
Which is why I monitor it instead of setting an actual stop, but my point remains the same

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22090118

>TSLA already in the green

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22090129

>>22090027
I MISS YOU TOO

>> No.22090138

>>22090084
hbo has a very confusing series of apps so its not crazy you thought that

>> No.22090139

>>22090116
That's so dangerous I don't even know where to begin

>> No.22090145

>GME

V SHAPED RECOVERY

>> No.22090146

>>22089958
>math of a circuit breaker
I'm not a native speaker, what would that mean?

>> No.22090147

>>22090101
I only buy boomer stocks

>> No.22090148

>>22090073
investors want Trump but the big banks want Biden. so really I have no idea what it's going to do before the election and I think the mythical September Correction that everyone has been predicting for months is just not going to happen

>> No.22090154

someone post the tony comp please

>> No.22090155

TESLAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

>> No.22090159

>>22089981
>>22090014
No. Walmart is up today because they announced Amazon prime competitor for $89(?) a year for walmart+. Has nothing to do with tik tok.

>> No.22090160

lol basically zero zoom option liquidity

>> No.22090171

Hey /biz/ bros, so if I’m understanding correctly now that my put option is past it’s break even it’s better to hold until expiry if I think it’s going to keep moving in this direction? Or would it still be preferable to sell and roll into OTM puts?

>> No.22090179

>stonk up 4%
>call flat
somebody fucking buy this shit already

>> No.22090184

WHY WON'T BANK OF AMERICA HIT 26 IT'S RIGHT THERE JUST TAKE IT ALREADY FUCK YOU

>> No.22090185

Cashed out my GME 6.5 calls. I'm poor and need to take green when I can. Good luck bros.

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>>22090154

>> No.22090204

Are there any boomers here that can recommend me some of the best bank stocks for dividends?

>> No.22090215
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22090215

nothing personal, bobo

>> No.22090224

>>22090171
>it's past break-even
>better just hold it until expiry so I lose all my gains
are you new? Theta and IV will eat you. if you're up and thinking about selling, just sell. Who cares if you miss out on "massive gains bro" you're up, just sell and save your conscious

>> No.22090236

>>22090215
How

>> No.22090237

>>22089732
Why are women so fucking stupid?

>> No.22090242

>>22090145
Fuck, my order was at $6.66.

>> No.22090244

>>22090204
US Bank

>> No.22090256

>>22090236
Apple and Tesla calls

>> No.22090259

>>22089933
>scoffing at 3% gains in less than an hour

>> No.22090261

>>22090139
How? How fucking dangerous is it to set a price alert when i work from home and could sell in sub 60 seconds?

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22090273

Just finished masturbating and HOLY SHIT TQQQ

>> No.22090277

>>22090204
that canada quebec investor bank, forgot the name

>> No.22090284

>>22089732
>pretend

No, she definitely has sucked every dick she has ever seen

>> No.22090285

>>22089893
>penny stock
Why of course I didn't

>> No.22090291

>>22089967
well bonked anon

>> No.22090293

>>22090204
>Bank stocks
Just don't

>> No.22090296
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22090296

Why do TQQQ puts go all the way to - strike of 20 for Sept 18th?

>> No.22090305
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>>22089102
>source: trust me dude

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>>22088546
why is Degiro kill?

>> No.22090311

>>22089715
They're theoretically the same - if you did into their specific holdings, you might notice some differences, but shouldn't be too major. I'd just pick whichever has a lower expense ratio.

>> No.22090319

>>22090261
It could crater in 500ms, anon.

>> No.22090320
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22090320

UTZ

>> No.22090324
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>CLSK
This shit again eh

>> No.22090325
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22090325

I love the stock market and I love you all

>> No.22090332

>>22090116
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Oh no, it's retarded!

>> No.22090334

>>22090273
Okay buddy.

>> No.22090349

>>22090237
women aren't stupid. they're smarter than men. they've managed to infiltrate all media and convince half the country and all the important urban cultural institutions that they're "losing" compared to men, meanwhile women graduate from college at higher rates than men, they get better grades in high school than men, they're joining increasingly expanding job fields at a faster rate than men, and they make better investing decisions than men. Women are less likely to die in a car crash, less likely to die of heart attacks, and now they don't even have to have children. Imagine that, the one thing that made it sort of suck to be a woman (having kids and not having own income) have no largely disappeared. Sure they are now experiencing the same sort of middle age loneliness that was once exclusive to men but think about it anon, women are the smartest people in the country. They're winning, they're not oppressed, yet they've convinced half of us that they need more.

>> No.22090362

>>22090296
people probably iron handing them from back in march refusing to sell

>> No.22090375

>>22090325
Bet you wouldnt feel that way if tech stocks were dumping 5% today.

>> No.22090378

>>22090237
Boys do the exact same thing.
I also used to pretend that I had sex with random girls on pools while on vacation, when I came back to school after summer (when I was 14).

>> No.22090384

All right fuckers, you've convinced me to sell shitty/boomer stocks so I can go in more and more on TQQQ.

ALL THE MONEY IS MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF IT

>> No.22090385

>>22090325
Love you too, fren

>> No.22090387

>>22090349
that wasn't women that was the jews, anon. they did that to weaken the goyim.

>> No.22090406

It might actually be happening GME bros.

>> No.22090415

>>22090319
I dont understand this board. 70% of the time you have people showing historical data saying that tq3 is up 7000% and despite the leverage shit talk its a smart hold etc etc and 30% of the time you have bears likening a leveraged tech etf to nitroglycerin. It would take another covid for this thing to tank SO hard that I couldn't sell green literally wtf are you guys talking about. Do you just buy it on green days and sell before close?

>> No.22090417

>>22090387
I'm not saying it's bad, just that it's sort of genius. It's so very obvious it's never been easier to be a woman

>> No.22090420

>GME

OOOOOOOO I THINK THE SHORTIES ARE FEELING THAT SQUEEZE

>> No.22090428
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22090428

>>22090384
Based

>> No.22090434

>>22090349
It wasn't women who convinced the sheeple that, it's the Jews with their superior 110 IQ. It's not that they are intelligent, it's that most people are idiots.

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22090446

>>22090285
For now

>> No.22090450

>>22090284
Those don't usually publicise it.

>> No.22090452

How do we feel about Slack (WORK) for investing?

>> No.22090457

>>22090415
You generally never want to expose yourself to 'the one'.

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22090459

TQQQ is investing on easy-mode. just set it and forget it. You'll have consistent gains and then you can spend your time actually working.

Y-you do work, right anon?

>> No.22090472

UVXY has been crabbing upward the past few days.

>> No.22090482

Interesting situation with this Tesla dip. As every other dip in the last month it was instantly devoured. I wonder how long it can last, it will go up as long as there are hungry investors out there.

>> No.22090485

>>22090215
What did you do?

>> No.22090494

>>22090459
>work

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22090503

>>22090273

>> No.22090502

>>22090434
>hurr durr it's da joos
Get help for your schizophrenia.

>> No.22090517

>>22090459
>being a wagie
NGMI

>> No.22090521

>>22090256
Ah i see nice. Did you go all in or partial?

>> No.22090527

>>22090256
>>22090485

>> No.22090540

arent you people worried about the bubble popping

>> No.22090542

>>22090459
>waging

>> No.22090547

>>22090502
fuck off kike

>> No.22090550

>>22090459
>Y-you do work, right anon?

lol wagies

>> No.22090551

>>22090527
what are you doing NOW?

>> No.22090552

>GME breaking out to new highs

how high we going?

>> No.22090555

>>22090215
Based. You gonna treat yourself?

>> No.22090577

>>22090033
Checked and true

>> No.22090588

>>22090324
Why is $CLSK going up suddenly?

>> No.22090596

>>22090459
Lmao i live off unemployment and let my money sit in stocks

>> No.22090604

>>22090540
YES I'M 5% UP SINCE BEFORE THE COVID SITUATION AND EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE TO NOT LIQUIDATE ALL AND GO FULL CASH

>> No.22090606

Thoughts on WMT?? walmart + seems kinda meh bubt the tiktok deal if it happens would be very bullish

>> No.22090607

LCI gonna moon soon boys

>> No.22090609

>>22090434
>pushing the 110iq myth
Found the jew.

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>>22090540
what bubble

>> No.22090624

>>22090457
Whatever you say dude I'm up about 10% and a majority of my portfolio isn't even in it but its worked out exceedingly well so far

>> No.22090639

>>22090588
Just another week of PR.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cleanspark-announces-microgrid-software-deployment-in-costa-rica-301121959.html

>> No.22090641

>>22090606
You didn't buy yesterday? I'm already up 6.3%

>> No.22090652

>>22090502
Yes goyim the jews are disproportionatly in positions of power

>> No.22090653

>>22089693
Can you do options in wealthsimple? Also no fees right?

>> No.22090668

>>22090606
>walmart + seems kinda meh
Tik tok is a distraction. Walmart+ is the real thing you want. Its going to compete with Amazon prime. Walmart already has all the depots just like amazon buying whole foods did for amazon. Walmart has finally accepted online retail is massive and started going into it last year after years of delays and distractions. They can really start to take off now.

>> No.22090673

>>22090204
Safe with big dividend: BAC and TFC. Room for growth also with big dividend: FHN and CMA. I own 3 of the 4, pretty comfy

>> No.22090678

>>22090596
Based

>> No.22090690

>>22090459
work?

>> No.22090693

>>22090622
finally someone posts it

>> No.22090744
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22090744

>banks barely up
cmon nosebergarinose you can do it!

>> No.22090758

>>22090653
Just stocks on Wealthsimple. Not that anon, but I use Questrade for options.

>> No.22090761

>>22089516
Nvidia hasn't released a cutting-edge graphics card in like 12 years. They are all just minor improvements. They even force game developers to use a part of an architecture like Nvidia Hairworks to undercut AMD's cards to under perform, but you no-tech fags eat it up and it's still a good consoomer stock.

>> No.22090770

Why does TQQQ barely have any dividend, if any?

I do like to see that adrenaline rush of +$6.78 every three months.

>> No.22090823

Maybe the shoe-shine-boy phase of the bubble lasts longer nowadays due to the fact that the mobile-connected world can reach normies it couldn't before and with a larger population we are still reaching people who have not bought in yet and are creating new Robinhood accounts. I read some story on /wsb/ last night about some farmers in Africa that pool all their money together to send it to the American stock market to invest in AAPL and TSLA. This is, dare I say, a new paradigm?

>> No.22090831

>>22090761
Nvidia sucks, they don't even make CPUs

>> No.22090840

>>22090761
They're entering the datacenter you mong. As machine learning algos get more used by corps, they're ran on nvidia GPUs in data centres, with ARM as the CPU component in these devices. Hence the ARM purchase interest.

>> No.22090852

>>22090770
Because most tech stocks dont have dividends.

>> No.22090857

>>22090307
>GOOSH GOOSH

>> No.22090882

>>22090758
questrade gang

>> No.22090910

if i have a call pending somewhere
how the fuck do i see my pending calls on robinhood

>> No.22090941

How do I get good at trading

>> No.22090958

>>22090941
watch anime

>> No.22090959

>>22090540
STOP
LOSSES

Why the fuck does everyone keep saying this? Even if it pops, big fucking whoop. Get the fuck INTO the market, set your stop losses, and fucking stop worrying.

>> No.22090961

>>22090941
don't get good, get lucky

>> No.22090979

>>22090840
This is also why intel tried to make a GPU (and failed miserably)

>> No.22091022

>>22090959
But what if the price immediately moons after your stop loss is triggered?

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Lol. TSLA can't break out of this teacup.

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22091061

Fu-fufu-fu!

TESLA IS COLLAPSING!!!!!!

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22091075

>SPX and VIX both up yet again
the rug pull is coming and it's coming SOON

>> No.22091082

>>22091061
Lol. You should have sold the top.

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>>22088546
>you will never stick your porking portions betwixt her squelching sections

>> No.22091103

>>22091061
Fuck you and you vagina heart shirt

>> No.22091118

>>22090159
Makes sense, thanks

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financially ruined ah

>> No.22091137

>TSLA went from 400 to 2k+ over the course of like 6 months
>post split pink wojaks being posted after literally 1 day
retards

>> No.22091208

>>22091022
Then you just buy back in (maybe buy a new stock that hasn't mooned). Not a big deal. You will lose out on potential gains in that scenario, but as long as your stop losses trigger at your profit margins, then it's impossible to lose money. People who NEVER invest because they are constantly paranoid of another crash around the corner will be working for beans their entire lives (meanwhile most are also putting their retirement into a stock based 401k).

>> No.22091211

>>22091022
What about if the world explodes tomorrow? What about if an elephant steps on your foot? What happens if ants eat your skin?

You're worrying about too much. Get in the fucking market and grow some balls. If you get in during the bull run, your stop losses are insurance in worse case scenario. But you'd gain so much from the bullrun that the chances of it ever being triggered are retardedly low. I had your mentality for fucking months into the covid bullrun. I only swapped my strategy to TQQQ when it was like $110. By now TQQQ is fucking $166. My stop losses are set to $120. I still make a decent profit if it dives that hard, but chances are I'd see it in real time before the SL gets triggered and there'd be a fucking circuit breaker. I adjust my stop loss higher as the price goes up (don't trust trailing because TQQQ is volatile and can fuck you up as you mentioned from just a random hiccup). By this point I actually WANT the fucking market to crash so I can get more cheap TQQQ since I fucking missed out back in March.

If we get another crash, my stop loss triggers and I get to keep a humble but not greedy profit to re-invest around the floor.

>> No.22091269

>>22091127
Do you niggers not know what an X:1 split is? TSLA did a 4:1 today, so shares are worth 25% but shareholders quadrupled their number of shares.

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>>22091269
retard

>> No.22091317

>>22091075
VIX is high in a rug pull, but that doesn't mean it's always a rug pull.

>> No.22091338

>>22091269
I have $100 in a single bull. 100 is a big bill and harder to work with. I want to split that $100. Elon Musk says "I will give you 5 $20 bills for that $100." You accept. Congrats, you have just participated in a stock split.

>> No.22091345

>Zoom Chief Accounting Officer resigned
PUTS PUTS PUTS

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Holy fuck we're mooning! Imagine we get tiktok too and shoot up to 30% day gains.

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22091389

>>22091345
It was all a Chinese spy op anyway

>> No.22091399

>>22091345
yikes

>> No.22091404

4/16/21 tsm LEAP 7.50 fuck yea

>> No.22091415

>>22091338
Yes, I'm explaining that to the void brain over there.

>> No.22091433

what's some cheap stocks to buy, boys

>> No.22091458

>>22091433
Revlon

>> No.22091460

>>22091433
gme is ok rn but idk if u wanna jump on that wild train

>> No.22091462
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>>22091433
Dump everything into WMT before we shoot up again after the TikTok deal is made.

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>>22091433
TSLA

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>>22091462
Fucking wmt is a snail