/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22086669]

Who could've predicted this Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/boat/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market:
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/?lang=eng

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Previous thread:>>22083714

[Anonymous No.22086703]

We are in the delusion stage.

[Anonymous No.22086702]

Any cheapies lads? Pls?

[Anonymous No.22086704]

Good morning smg Rural retard here

Getting ready to workout and make some breakfast

[Anonymous No.22086706]

First for it costs $1.2M to buy $82 worth of tesla earnings

[Anonymous No.22086707]

>>22086669
CHAINLINK AND BZRX FUCK YOU ALL

[Anonymous No.22086708]

first for kodak chads

[Anonymous No.22086710]

It's like basically 1% dilution that's a rounding error. you guys are exagerating by tesla offering

[Anonymous No.22086711]

First for WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22086712]

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22086718]

Should I buy SLV calls at open?

[Anonymous No.22086721]

Logged into my vanguard this morning with my poor man stack to see this....

Almost gave me a heart attack until I realized that Vanguard's top programmers were at their peak in the 90's

[Anonymous No.22086729]

All in on Nvidia!

[Anonymous No.22086736]

just sold my euro value stonks
i will pump it all in Tesla and Apple
desperate for some gains

[Anonymous No.22086741]

Is it time to cash out on Tim Apple? I’ve been buying them since 2017

[Anonymous No.22086748]

UTZ are red hot baby! RED HOT!

[Anonymous No.22086749]

>ZM

[Anonymous No.22086753]

Reminder that the 2020 TSLA gamma squeeze was so when Elon needed to raise money again, it was 1% dilution at the time instead of 10%
And of course, not bonds. Because TSLA doesn't expect to make coupon payments even though fucking cruiselines have for decades.
Lesson: DO NOT LONG companies with cashflow issues or small cash reserves. The bond market is still angry and so the only way to raise money will be diluting shares.

[Anonymous No.22086754]

>>22086736
You're gonna get raped

[Anonymous No.22086755]

Will rkt go up today

[Anonymous No.22086767]

>>22086729
Please to be joining you my friend.

[Anonymous No.22086773]

>>22086736
What were your euro stocks?

[Anonymous No.22086776]

Fuck niggers and fuck kikes

>>22086638
That's not exactly true. Growing high quality retail grade marijuana is a science and requires someone who knows what the fuck they are doing. This isn't growing a weed plant in your bedroom closet when you were in high school.
A single store can do over 10 million dollars in annual revenue and if you fuck up your yield it's going to be disastrous

[Anonymous No.22086799]

>>22086702
$GIGA
Mine metal for Tesla

[Anonymous No.22086801]

>>22086703
you're delusional if you're holding onto cash or thinking most businesses outside the megacaps are going to survive

[Anonymous No.22086802]

>60% stocks
>40% cash in cash shit plummets

is this a good idea or am i retarded and should do something else with that cash?

[Anonymous No.22086806]

>>22086736
>"Oui?"

[Anonymous No.22086815]

>>22086669
Is it too late to get in GME?

[Anonymous No.22086822]

Why is extended hours trading legal?

[Anonymous No.22086824]

Do I buy more AAPL on open?

[Anonymous No.22086828]

FUCK IM ONLY UP 1% NOW ON TSLA. FUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.22086829]

>>22086749
>carefully go through news and opinion pieces, TA, FA
>lose 8% in a week
>buy DKS before earnings (because it sounds like dicks le lole XD)
>+15% after earnings
>buy zoom before earnings so I can see zoom zoom to the moon on esemgee when I sell
>+50% after earnings

[Anonymous No.22086835]

>>22086704
Mornin' anon

[Anonymous No.22086842]

I'm all in on AAPL and I don't even have iPhone

[Anonymous No.22086849]

>>22086802
Cash is trash, buy potato chips

[Anonymous No.22086853]

>>22086802
Money markets are fucking awful right now but they are still better than a savings account

[Anonymous No.22086856]

>132 rejected

OH NO NO NO APPLEBROS

[Anonymous No.22086858]

>>22086822
more like how is it legal to be locked out of it?

[Anonymous No.22086882]

>>22086842
I'm all in on Amazon and I don't even have Amazon Prime. It's just a cow to milk, don't think about the Company Loyalty too much.

[Anonymous No.22086883]

What are the odds for an NVDA stock split?

[Anonymous No.22086886]

rug pull within 1 day...wtf

[Anonymous No.22086899]

Do I have to wait until January to make 2021 Roth IRA contributions or can I start now?

[Anonymous No.22086909]

>>22086802
Unironically buy some crypto
Anything is better than holding cash at the moment

[Anonymous No.22086913]

>>22086829
Fooled by randomness.
Literally.
Study a bit if probability theory. Studying and doing research does not guarantee you gains. Doing a literal random move does have a probability of printing, that's how the world works.

[Anonymous No.22086918]

RIP TSLA

[Anonymous No.22086920]

You’re in POG world now, my dude

[Anonymous No.22086926]

>>22086799
Bless you sir. Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.22086938]

i cant sell for another 20 minutes....this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.22086943]

OH NO NO TSLA BROS, LOOKS LIKE YESTERDAY WAS THE NEW PARADIGM AFTER ALL
Hope you sold the top :^)

[Anonymous No.22086945]

>>22086899
Nigga, this aint google

[Anonymous No.22086947]

can TSLA hit $800 in 3 days? some tempting $14 calls for 9/4 at $800

[Anonymous No.22086954]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkk9DI-8el4

[Anonymous No.22086960]

>>22086899
Yes January 1st.

[Anonymous No.22086968]

>>22086938
Thank the SEC and senate for protecting you from dangerous trading

[Anonymous No.22086970]

>>22086938
>I CANT PANIC SELL
Good

[Anonymous No.22086977]

>>22086943
BUY THE DIP WE NEED TO SAVE ELON

[Anonymous No.22086978]

>>22086945
>using nigger vernacular
Out out out

[Anonymous No.22086990]

>>22086978
reminder that this is a racism free zone, faggot

[Anonymous No.22086994]

Bili better pump today. Holding until it reaches ~70

[Anonymous No.22086999]

>>22086960
Thanks bud, that's what I've been doing and I wasn't sure.

[Anonymous No.22087004]

>>22086607
i put my stop loss below that 5m pivot yesterday at 470 (my average is at 450 currently), if it gets popped then so be it, if it spikes up again today i'll probably sell at the end of the day. my plan is then to get into day trading the breakouts to new ATH's of these stocks for as long as the hysteria lasts. still get to make plenty of money fairly easily but get to avoid the overnight risk which is likely where it will dump hard.

you guys should get into day trading if you're afraid of the bubble bursting. i highly recommend livetraders, and i know at least a few other anons respect jared as well here. the youtube vids are all free and are like college lectures (each around 1-2 hours long). this is more or less how i plan on day trading these stocks in the coming days/weeks (months/years?) as long as the hysteria continues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

he also gives out his watchlist for free on twitter but i figure why bother when you can just trade FAGTMAANN instead?

[Anonymous No.22087011]

OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.22087012]

>>22086947
where are we expecting it to land in a month or so? 1200?

[Anonymous No.22087019]

Hmm who wants to be that Robinhood will mysteriously go down again right before open?

[Anonymous No.22087029]

>>22086990
Fuck you jannie

[Anonymous No.22087030]

>>22086943
This is the DIP my n word.

Get on the Tesla rocket ship NOW

[Anonymous No.22087033]

lol where is that cocky little faggot who didn't well his 9/4 500c when I told him to

[Anonymous No.22087038]

No Bobo or rat. That is scary.

[Anonymous No.22087041]

>>22087029
Eat my balls, nigger

[Anonymous No.22087049]

ZOOM IS THE TESLA OF WEBCAM SERVICES

[Anonymous No.22087053]

Friendly reminder that pre-market rally isn't a good thing.
TSLA will soar today, buy asap

[Anonymous No.22087061]

>>22086773
sanofi, danone, nn
stuff like this

[Anonymous No.22087077]

Is today's nvidia event priced in?

[Anonymous No.22087081]

>>22087004
>FAGTMAANN
what is this please?

[Anonymous No.22087083]

>>22087012
$400 is probably more likely.

[Anonymous No.22087085]

AAPL 145 EoW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22087101]

>Waking up to bitcoin almost back at 12k, Apple up and your fairly new stock GOGO up 25% pre-market

Money being PRINTED

[Anonymous No.22087109]

>>22087077
Zoomers don't even know what NVDA is

[Anonymous No.22087111]

>>22086883
hyperねね

[Anonymous No.22087112]

tsla v shape recovery?

[Anonymous No.22087118]

>>22087081
You new here lad?

[Anonymous No.22087129]

>markets sure as hell don't know what to do
>gold and silver are going to test their previous resistances levels at the same time (2000/29)
I am buying calls if there is a dip and puts if there is a rally at open.

[Anonymous No.22087140]

>>22087041
Y-you s-said no racism though

[Anonymous No.22087145]

>>22087081
Facebook
Apple
Google
Tesla
Microsoft
Amazon
AMD
Nvidia
Netflix

[Anonymous No.22087146]

>>22087081
a gay tranny

[Anonymous No.22087147]

It's fucked up to think about how I need to make 2000% profit on my 1k investment to buy a mobile home so that I can finally stop pissing in mcdonalds drink cups... I live with roommates and I cannot piss while someone is at home so I have to piss in fast food drink cups and pour it out later

fuck my life

[Anonymous No.22087150]

>>22087140
Sorry,
eat my balls, n-word

[Anonymous No.22087157]

>>22087081
Facebook Apple Google tesla Microsoft amazon Amd nvidia n?

[Anonymous No.22087158]

>>22087061
Sanofi just had a massive failure announced yesterday and it still went up. What gives?

I'm looking into European green stocks atm, since EU incentives are a real thing.
I have AVTX in my bag, but I wanted to get in in Carbios but it's very expensive at the moment.

[Anonymous No.22087164]

Just over $1,000 of profits to reinvest, what do I throw it at?
Was thinking one or several of pic related

[Anonymous No.22087172]

>>22087129
Careful, fren. Contrarians get the rope.

[Anonymous No.22087177]

>>22087147
Had you ever um...considered maybe....you know...working?

[Anonymous No.22087182]

Another day of AUY gains

[Anonymous No.22087183]

>>22087140
right but if you're a nigger it isn't racism he just doesn't know your name
seeing as you were so rude as to not even introduce yourself, we can only presume...

[Anonymous No.22087189]

>>22087118
yeah
google failed me, ironically
>>22087145
>>22087157
thank you sirs

[Anonymous No.22087193]

>>22087147
>I cannot piss while someone is at home
Tell us more, please.

[Anonymous No.22087194]

Looking forward to eating my breakfast burrito while the market has another big Bull. Nothing better than being a Based Golden Bull eating his Breakfast Burrito and sitting in his Bean Bag.

[Anonymous No.22087200]

>>22086708
First for told them all yesterday that calls on Kodak eod is free money when you sell in the morning

[Anonymous No.22087205]

>>22087194
Spill it, anon. What's on the burrito?

[Anonymous No.22087215]

>>22087193
this

[Anonymous No.22087222]

How is ZM exploding so hard

[Anonymous No.22087227]

>>22087147
You should unironically talk to a professional, that's an issue that a mobile home won't fix

[Anonymous No.22087235]

Holy shit, today is the happening.

ALL IN TSLA

[Anonymous No.22087244]

>>22087222
They are going to send people to Mars probably

[Anonymous No.22087246]

>>22087194
I wish I had a Bean Bag

[Anonymous No.22087249]

>>22087147
Is one of your roommates living in the bathroom or something?

[Anonymous No.22087252]

https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206
https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206
https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206
https://www.strawpoll.me/20866206

[Anonymous No.22087259]

>>22087147
Schizoid?

[Anonymous No.22087261]

>>22087182
Is that shopped?
I'd die happy if I could fuck her anus prone bone, my god.

[Anonymous No.22087268]

>>22086702
TSLA :)

[Anonymous No.22087273]

>>22086842
>I'm all in on AAPL and I don't even have iPhone
I keep telling people there are better phones for the price. But they never listen!
Their spending... my gain...

[Anonymous No.22087276]

are you buying or shorting today cunnybros?

[Anonymous No.22087280]

5 more minutes until the hoard floods in..will they buy or sell tesla

[Anonymous No.22087289]

>>22087249
Just piss on him

[Anonymous No.22087291]

>>22087252
Poll fags pls leave

[Anonymous No.22087294]

>>22087276
Debit Call spreads on TQQQ, AAPL, and GME :)

[Anonymous No.22087301]

>AMAZON JUST RECEIVED FAA APPROVAL TO OPERATE ITS FLEET OF PRIME AIR DELIVERY DRONES, A MILESTONE THAT ALLOWS THE COMPANY TO EXPAND UNMANNED PACKAGE DELIVERY - CNBC

Ooooooooo

[Anonymous No.22087302]

>>22087273
clearly never owned an iphone

[Anonymous No.22087309]

I just sold all my tech pre market.
I'm sitting today out
I also matched with this cosplay girl on tinder. This day can only get better

[Anonymous No.22087312]

>>22087276
Sell everything at open, but NVDA, wait 2 hours and sell, then buy AAPL and JAMF

>>22087291
Why the homophobia, nigger?

[Anonymous No.22087325]

>>22087182
I want to push my face into her asshole

[Anonymous No.22087333]

JEW id on OP

[Anonymous No.22087344]

>>22087309
>girl

[Anonymous No.22087346]

>>22087109
I thought Zoomers are all building gayman PCs.

[Anonymous No.22087357]

>>22086882
Imagine if Amazon gave every AMZN shareholder free prime. That's the beginning of a dystopia there.

[Anonymous No.22087361]

>>22087183
pardon me, My name is tyrese

[Anonymous No.22087366]

Should i buy ZM or TSLA? or something else :^)

[Anonymous No.22087368]

>>22087145
Amd will correct soon.

It's not a good company and the tech edge over Intel is overblown.

[Anonymous No.22087369]

>>22087333
Yes and that's pretty damn based

[Anonymous No.22087370]

>>22087273
This is why apple is such a great stock. It's hard to find a better company out there both in operations and in marketing. Their customer base are just sheep

[Anonymous No.22087372]

>>22087273
I don’t like the Mac OS but apple actually does respect your privacy and doesn’t sell your info which is the main appeal for me

[Anonymous No.22087382]

>>22087309
dude you realize thats photoshop? look at that head/neck lol

[Anonymous No.22087390]

>>22087368
seethe more intcel

[Anonymous No.22087392]

>>22087366
DOCU

[Anonymous No.22087396]

A reminder. Boomers betrayed future generations for their 401k bags. Why won't you take advantage of their selfishness?

[Anonymous No.22087403]

>>22087368
The tech edge over intel is actually underblown. Intel is completely blown the fuck out in every single market.

[Anonymous No.22087405]

All in GME calls 9/18 today

[Anonymous No.22087408]

>>22087276
buy buy BUY, don't you know numbers only go up?

[Anonymous No.22087412]

TSLA DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAHhhhHHHHhHHhHHHHhHHHHh

[Anonymous No.22087415]

>apple has dividends
Well fuck that then as a yuro, I don't want to deal with the possible tax form hell

[Anonymous No.22087416]

>>22087157
i love that no one remembers netflix but they remember nvidia even though netflix was part of the original FAANG stocks. like, "netwho?"

[Anonymous No.22087418]

>>22086710

Nigga it is a rounding era on a wildly over-valued stock

[Anonymous No.22087419]

>>22087372
i'll never understand why anybody gives a flying fuck about their information being sold
it's used for ads
i want to see ads that are more relevant to me

[Anonymous No.22087428]

>>22087302
Not him, but my company made me use an iphone and I honestly wasn't impressed. It's just a $1000 whatsapp and photo machine with a different OS

[Anonymous No.22087427]

>>22087403
Until youre playing dwarf fortress

[Anonymous No.22087430]

>>22087392
because the earnings report is due soon?

[Anonymous No.22087434]

>>22087177
in my country that would mean 500 euros per month

>>22087193
>>22087227
>>22087259
it's called piss mogging, it's when you can't piss cuz you feel like people around you are listening to you piss and nothing is coming out and then you stand there and flush the toilet after 2 minutes of absolute silence

it's the absolute worst, sometimes i feel like my bladder is about to explode and still cant piss.

[Anonymous No.22087435]

>>22087205
Egg, Potato, Cheese, and sausage. I dont want too much flavor, since its only morning

[Anonymous No.22087442]

>>22087147
What's the point of ever making it if you can't even piss on hoes?

[Anonymous No.22087441]

>>22087390
I've owned both and currently own none.

Stay married to your stocks and see how it works out for you idiot.

[Anonymous No.22087466]

[Anonymous No.22087468]

ITS DUMPINGGGGG

[Anonymous No.22087478]

Prepare your assholes

[Anonymous No.22087479]

>>22087427
Luckily the dwarf fortress market isn't important. It's the server and datacentre and laptop markets that are important. Gaming CPUs are a smaller part. In gaming CPUs' intel has the slight edge. In servers, where they sell $4000 CPUs in the thousands, AMD's CPUs are half the price, double the performance, and use half the power. In laptops, they're about 20% better in power draw/performance. And AMD's latest CPU line is coming out this winter, with another 10-20% boost to performance.

Meanwhile intel's pipeline:

[Anonymous No.22087482]

I have 1000 usd. What do I put it in?

[Anonymous No.22087487]

>>22087419
who gives a shit. I use brave for that sweet BAT

[Anonymous No.22087488]

>>22087273
The Chad iPhone vs the cheapskate sexless incel pennyhoarding discount coping Android

[Anonymous No.22087491]

>>22087382
So jelly

[Anonymous No.22087495]

>>22087419
you shouldn't be seeing any ads at all

[Anonymous No.22087500]

>>22087434

500 euros per month is a lot more attainable than 2000% of a 1k investment.

[Anonymous No.22087504]

Why didn't you save him

[Anonymous No.22087514]

>>22087434
You're ashamed of pissing? Every human does it multiple times a day. Get a fucking grip, dude.

Also, read Meditations by Aurelius, it will help.

[Anonymous No.22087517]

>>22087434
I know what it is, I used to not be able to piss at urinals. You can get over it if you learn and practice mental exercises. Don't just run away from the issue and buy a mobile home, that's totally ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.22087523]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22087527]

>>22087504
Lmao what a fucking loser he deserved it

[Anonymous No.22087530]

>>22087428
i have iphone x, bought nearly 3 years ago and the battery life is still great. feels premium, great camera, imessage is awesome and the apple ecosystem is also nice.

[Anonymous No.22087533]

>>22087441
i mean, clearly it has worked out? stay mad i guess? you're basically saying "FINE ENJOY MAKING LOTS OF MONEY, RETARD" like it's an insult.

[Anonymous No.22087535]

>>22087479
Until the programmer doesnt multithread because it would throttle performancd

[Anonymous No.22087542]

>>22087482
UTZ my friend

[Anonymous No.22087543]

>>22087482
Build a bear

[Anonymous No.22087554]

>>22087081
We really are at the peak of the fucking bubble, aren't we? Literal shoe shiners are coming here.

>>22087145
>>22087145
Stop spoonfeeding. Let them fucking lurk more. I hate modern day reddi- I mean 4chan.

[Anonymous No.22087568]

I woke up at 6am for this? Mild green across the board, VIX down, GME up? Bears truly don't get to cum.

[Anonymous No.22087567]

>>22087504
who's that?

[Anonymous No.22087593]

>>22087554
I think we have another year or two left but we are definitely in a retarded bubble

[Anonymous No.22087601]

>>22087535
Luckily the dwarf fortress market isn't important. Server market: You buy a 64 core CPU and sell 64 cores in the cloud as cloud computing.
Laptop market: AMD can deliver more dwarf fortress frames in less watts. Sorry brah.

Gaming CPU: Yep, intel can deliver more single core. This is like 5% of intel's business.

[Anonymous No.22087603]

>>22087434
>piss mogging
Just sit down and aim to the side a bit

[Anonymous No.22087604]

>>22087554
it's a bit worrisome how /smg/ is basically half posts about bubble worries and half posts about BUY BUY BUY STONKS ONLY GO UP IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY OOOOOOOO

like either the risk is infinite or there is 0 risk it's crazy right now.

[Anonymous No.22087616]

>>22087368
You are a complete idiot.

[Anonymous No.22087619]

is high volume or open interest better for calls? high volume means more liquid easier to sell right? what do i care about open interest for then

[Anonymous No.22087624]

I told you premarket is nonsense. Everything dumping at the same time. Fraudulent shit.

[Anonymous No.22087627]

You fags shilled me DFFN and I didn't get out, am I stuck bag holding this shit? Will it go back up?

[Anonymous No.22087643]

I want to see pink wojacks goddamn it

[Anonymous No.22087649]

>>22087419
>it's used for ads

WRONG! It’s sold to whoever wants to buy it for whatever purpose they want to use it. Google opposition research.

[Anonymous No.22087659]

>>22087276
Still waiting to sell my junk shares in WTI. Bought average 2.40, just want to sell in the black.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22087663]

Who's ready to make some easy money on the TQQQ today?

[Anonymous No.22087664]

>>22087624
>ZM is still going up

[Anonymous No.22087665]

>>22087488
I can’t imagine wearing a watch that will become obsolete in a few years. Apple watches are extremely tacky. Just get a nice mechanical or automatic watch for the same price. At least it will be timeless.

[Anonymous No.22087677]

>>22087419
>I want to see ads
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.22087680]

>>22087627
Maybe after the elections depending on who wins. You're going to be bagholding for a long while though, up to you whether you want to cut your losses and move on or not.

[Anonymous No.22087694]

>>22087604
So invest conservatively in spy and qqq then and maybe hold some meme stocks for fun

[Anonymous No.22087696]

>>22086990
Racism free zone?

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.22087697]

Amazon needs a split

[Anonymous No.22087699]

Should I sell my FNGU and TSLA at open? I kind of want to lock in my gains and it feels like things could take a dip after the retard strength rally

[Anonymous No.22087702]

TESLA DUMPING HARD AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22087703]

>get into the tesla train
>instant crash
every fucking time

[Anonymous No.22087705]

>>22087627
Hold on a bit longer and buy morr. I need to offload my bags erm adjust my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22087718]

Here we gooooo

[Anonymous No.22087721]

>>22087627
.95 is a key level. looks like a decent spot to add actually. i'd hold but if you start seeing some closes under .95 on hourly/daily, I'd bail. dont get shilled on something and just buy. look at quality of company and technicals. chans will give you some good names but also some dogshit

[Anonymous No.22087724]

WE GOT COCKY BROS

[Anonymous No.22087726]

>>22087665
>>>/g/wg

[Anonymous No.22087727]

>>22087033
Oh dont worry i sold for a +66%. I listened. Ill post the pic later

[Anonymous No.22087728]

BABA 300$ EOW confirmed

[Anonymous No.22087729]

So what's everyone's moves for today?

[Anonymous No.22087731]

TSLA IS TANKING LMAO

[Anonymous No.22087743]

Is it stupid to try to average down Kodak? I have it at 40 right now.

[Anonymous No.22087744]

>>22087728
What happened fellow BABA chad

[Anonymous No.22087753]

>>22087731
>>22087724
It's such low volume causing dips like this though. Being red at open feels like it's just going to bring in more dip buyers

[Anonymous No.22087757]

>>22087627
cut your losses and go all-in on AAPL to get your money back.

[Anonymous No.22087760]

>>22087731
why isnt apple following

[Anonymous No.22087761]

WTF IS THIS WHY DOESNT FED INTERFERE

[Anonymous No.22087763]

FUCK IM DOWN ON TESLA NOW

[Anonymous No.22087766]

Which GME Calls should I buy at open?

[Anonymous No.22087769]

>>22087697
He posted this on 5/1. Tesla would then split 5:1.

[Anonymous No.22087771]

Today is the day the TSLA bubble pops.
Cue the panic selling triggering more panic selling
It's been a helluva ride boys. See you at the bottom

[Anonymous No.22087774]

>>22087731
Tesla is dumping 5 billion worth of stock for money

[Anonymous No.22087775]

>>22087731

[Anonymous No.22087776]

>>22087731
WTF ELON YOU LIED TO ME.

[Anonymous No.22087780]

>>22087694
or just day trade and avoid overnight risk entirely while making safe gains.

[Anonymous No.22087782]

I'm not a high risk kind of person, but this just seems too easy.

[Anonymous No.22087784]

BUY THE DIP OR I WILL BE FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.22087785]

Curevac next TSLA confirmed? Our overlord is on site now, when will his twitter shitposts start?

[Anonymous No.22087790]

>>22087731
TSLA is already going back up

[Anonymous No.22087792]

>>22087760
AAPL > TSLA as a company

sorry elon bootlickers

[Anonymous No.22087796]

That 5 billion dollar money raise was literally 50% of TSLA's book value. LOL

[Anonymous No.22087799]

>>22087780
>just day trade
>just have a $25,000 margin account
this is why people on /biz/ suck sometimes

[Anonymous No.22087800]

>>22087771
Cringe. It's already recovering.

[Anonymous No.22087818]

>>22087729
Short TSLA Long Curevac
Move with the Elon

[Anonymous No.22087819]

>>22087782
What are you investing in?

[Anonymous No.22087820]

Poorfag here do i sell my TSLA and go into ZM?

[Anonymous No.22087828]

uhhh what part

[Anonymous No.22087830]

today is going to be very entertaining here i can already tell :^)

>>22087799
>he's trying to invest with less than $25k

THIS is why people on /biz/ suck sometimes. get a job nigga. you're undercapitalized, you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.22087831]

Shill me something

[Anonymous No.22087839]

hey guys im retarted, what did they mean by pic related

[Anonymous No.22087845]

>>22087664
I'm buying puts for 9/11

[Anonymous No.22087846]

>>22087831
Renault for some cheapies

[Anonymous No.22087854]

Buy CLF

[Anonymous No.22087855]

>>22087799
imagine not using a cash account when you're under 25k

[Anonymous No.22087863]

>>22087800
It was 538 in premarket. TSLA will close red today.

t. TSLA share holder

[Anonymous No.22087866]

Put more into SILJ?

[Anonymous No.22087869]

>>22087419
Kill yourself retard

[Anonymous No.22087871]

>>22087828

[Anonymous No.22087873]

>>22087819
AAPL

[Anonymous No.22087876]

BUY TSLA
THIS IS THE DIP
GET ON THE ROCKET SHIP

[Anonymous No.22087877]

>>22087846

Clsk

[Anonymous No.22087880]

>>22087830
> you don't belong here
again, this is why you suck. So incredibly out of touch and selfish to tell people they don't belong when they're just looking for trading advice in a thread specifically devoted to that. It brings down the entire vibe of /smg/ when you asshats start shitposting

>>22087820
ZM is gonna DUMP so hard at open

[Anonymous No.22087882]

>>22087782
wow anon save some gains for the rest of us

[Anonymous No.22087884]

>>22087839
>20 shares
Unironically market sell at open. Pennies won't matter with 20 fucking shares.

[Anonymous No.22087886]

In on AAPL today?

[Anonymous No.22087893]

>>22087782
If you dont go real big you don't get sent home.

[Anonymous No.22087894]

>>22087731
in tslaland tanking means dipping back to -1% then zooming to plus +10% by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.22087898]

Apple is the gentlemans options play

[Anonymous No.22087899]

>>22087766
8 dollar one seems likely to go in the money or 9 dollar if you don’t wanna risk to much

[Anonymous No.22087906]

>>22087873
Welcome to the stock market. Don't do anything stupid

[Anonymous No.22087908]

>>22087530
>Feels premium
I'm sure it does in the $10 case your put it in

[Anonymous No.22087909]

>>22086669
Where do I go not to get fucked?

[Anonymous No.22087933]

>>22087908
>he uses a case
kek poorfag

[Anonymous No.22087944]

>>22086669
I almost thought my purchase of calls on gme was a terrible choice

[Anonymous No.22087945]

Should I buy DOCU calls and hold through earnings?

[Anonymous No.22087946]

>>22087884
chill nigga i was just fucking around with the stop loss

[Anonymous No.22087948]

>>22087882
I had just heard so many damn horror stories about the market.
Is this decent gains??

[Anonymous No.22087949]

I just gave up on trying to be clever and went all in on TSLA and AAPL yesterday. Crypto's more fun to watch, but this is so I can check in at 4 EDT and say "Oh boy another 10% up yaaaaaaaayyyyeeeee"

[Anonymous No.22087957]

>>22087828
new paradigm. i mean look this guy literally said it and probably doesn't even realize what he said.

[Anonymous No.22087967]

>>22087933
Can confirm. I used to never use a case. The newer phones are too big to not drop tho so i got a minimal case. Its got air pocket support and all kinda of shit. It does remove some stress of going nocase

[Anonymous No.22087975]

>>22086704
Mornin’ shed anon, haven’t seen you in a while. What’s for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.22087980]

>>22087649
who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.22087981]

>>22086669
Massive green dildo on gme

[Anonymous No.22087983]

>ZM going down
YAMERO

[Anonymous No.22087985]

>>22087880
Nigger where the fuck do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.22087991]

>>22087880
stop being poor

[Anonymous No.22088002]

[Anonymous No.22088006]

>>22087530
> battery life is still great
What, 8 hours?
>imessage is awesome
it's just fucking texting m8
>apple ecosystem is also nice
read as "i love how apple dumbs down even the most basic of shit for me :D"

[Anonymous No.22088007]

So why is tesla dumping?

[Anonymous No.22088008]

HORSEBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22088009]

>>22087985
on an anime imageboard

[Anonymous No.22088014]

>>22087677
i've gotten some pretty cool shit from seeing ads
i'm debating getting rid of premium youtube just so i can see more video ads
they've been getting pretty good lately
big ups to Dr. Squatch

[Anonymous No.22088025]

>>22087983
>ZM goes from 300 to fucking 460
>now down to 437
>YAMERO

hey go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.22088026]

>>22087983
it needs to go down to <410 to save my IC

[Anonymous No.22088027]

>>22087619
Open interest gives you a better sense of the "true" scale of the volume. Daily volume can vary significantly, and numbers on bid/ask are usually extremely inflated by market makers who will never actually transact that many, they just cancel in and out as the underlying moves.

[Anonymous No.22088031]

>>22087880
grow tougher skin

[Anonymous No.22088037]

buy the tsla dip

[Anonymous No.22088054]

>>22087866
Yes. DXY is falling below 90 this week. Short it with everything you can

[Anonymous No.22088057]

>>22087967
yeah i use a case if im going hiking or something but most of the time i dont and damn it feels good

[Anonymous No.22088062]

>>22088025
I want ALL the shekels

[Anonymous No.22088064]

>>22087729
do nothing
watch all my positions bleed another 1-3%

[Anonymous No.22088066]

im sad i didn't go all in zoom yesterday in afterhours due to my own fear

[Anonymous No.22088067]

>>22087980
Today, we're gonna put sushi on a pizza and then YOU'RE gonna give a shit!

[Anonymous No.22088073]

>>22088008
Just dump this meme stock

[Anonymous No.22088076]

>TSLA IS DUMPING

[Anonymous No.22088081]

Is there any reason to hold both SPYG and VOOG? They both pretty much track the same thing right? One you would prefer?

[Anonymous No.22088082]

>>22087983
ZM will never be under 400 ever again (until the stock split end of year when it approaches 1000)

[Anonymous No.22088084]

>>22088031
It's not about tougher skin it's about keeping the level of discourse and camaraderie high in here so we can all make it, instead of shit talking people for trying to learn or seek out legitimate advice

[Anonymous No.22088091]

>>22088073
a true horse chad just buys calls till the contract fren

[Anonymous No.22088092]

>>22087729
Buy more TSLA & AAPL
Calls on DOCU

[Anonymous No.22088101]

>>22088008
if it's up on anything other than contract news, the correct move is to buy puts

[Anonymous No.22088119]

>>22088084
Bro, you sound like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.22088120]

>>22088091
when the fuck is the contract?
i thought it was supposed to be agreed upon months ago

[Anonymous No.22088127]

>>22088076
you better be buying, anon. i fucking told you fuckers "oh no bros where is the dip i want to buy the dip" "even if it does dip you'll be too scared it's the crash to buy in", you fucking pussies.

[Anonymous No.22088133]

>>22087980
>who gives a shit

Niggas that wanna do something with their life other than flip burgers

[Anonymous No.22088139]

>>22088084
You sound like a bitch dude

[Anonymous No.22088143]

Im a permabull but even this headline has me wondering about the value of valuations. What a clown market

[Anonymous No.22088145]

>>22087194
Damn, i need a bean bag now. that sounds super comfy

[Anonymous No.22088161]

>>22087830
Retard

[Anonymous No.22088166]

>>22088143
What you're seeing is hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.22088167]

>>22088084
You know this is 4chan right?
There's a lot of new people asking stupid shit which can be found by a search. Lurk more used to be a thing

[Anonymous No.22088175]

>>22088166
retard

[Anonymous No.22088177]

Just placed a call for kodak at open, am I guaranteed to get it bros?

[Anonymous No.22088181]

AAPL HIT 132
APPL 140 EoD

[Anonymous No.22088183]

Is AMZN a buy?

[Anonymous No.22088184]

>>22088062
Shouldve sold

[Anonymous No.22088186]

Let the normies complain. I love this clown world

[Anonymous No.22088188]

>>22088166
Hyperinflation causes a rise in the sea level. Zoom is clearly part of the meme leagues.

[Anonymous No.22088189]

>>22087898
which calls? im looking at 9/18 is that too soon

[Anonymous No.22088193]

Attention burgers, europe is currently getting rugpulled. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.22088194]

>>22088166
Maybe, but my point is >zoom is worth more than a company that has literally made trillions in electronics

[Anonymous No.22088198]

is DOCU a good buy? thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22088207]

someone bought the dip

[Anonymous No.22088214]

>>22088120
before sept 30

[Anonymous No.22088215]

>ZM up 35% premarket
>???????????????????????

[Anonymous No.22088217]

>>22088133
how in the hell would it make a difference
how fucking important do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.22088223]

>>22088009
Imagine posting anime in a Mongolian throat singing forun

[Anonymous No.22088224]

What trend is this called?

[Anonymous No.22088228]

>>22088166
Why is gold crabbing fren

[Anonymous No.22088230]

20 secs bros!

[Anonymous No.22088232]

I have about $4k in TQQQ, I'll sell sometime this week, Friday maybe
What do I buy?

[Anonymous No.22088234]

>>22087769

coincidence or pure genius?

[Anonymous No.22088237]

>>22088224
WFC buys the dip

[Anonymous No.22088238]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22088239]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22088241]

>>22088224
Zoomer Dub

[Anonymous No.22088248]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

[Anonymous No.22088254]

>>22088119
>>22088139
>>22088167
You guys are fucking stupid and actively make this place worse

[Anonymous No.22088261]

>>22088027
thanks m8. always had trouble understanding interest. does open interest reset daily too? or is it the total open options in existence for that strike

[Anonymous No.22088263]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.22088266]

GET IN THE CAGE

[Anonymous No.22088274]

>>22086669
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.22088275]

robinhood is down again

[Anonymous No.22088277]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22088280]

anyone have news on oil? when will line go up?

[Anonymous No.22088283]

RH DOWN EVERYONE IS SELLING TSLA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22088289]

>>22088217
Robert Moses used to bar from working in NYC government anybody he didn’t like. You don’t have to be important to be blackballed.

[Anonymous No.22088292]

>>22088228
Expect it to dump a bit in american hours.

[Anonymous No.22088295]

>>22088224
Premarket traders have weak hands.

[Anonymous No.22088296]

Bullish on AAPL?

[Anonymous No.22088297]

>>22088275
>>22087019
What a coincidence!

[Anonymous No.22088314]

JEROOOOOOOOOME

[Anonymous No.22088318]

>>22088254
It's not about being smart it's about being rich. Tongue my anus you newfag pussy.

[Anonymous No.22088322]

>>22086822
How do we still not have one single around the clock market?

[Anonymous No.22088326]

Holy shit, Tesla bubble popping today.

[Anonymous No.22088332]

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE TESLAFAGS

[Anonymous No.22088338]

4 TSLA at 483

[Anonymous No.22088343]

ROBINHOOD NO NO NO NO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22088345]

>>22088322
24 hour clown market would kill people. I think it’s a great idea.

[Anonymous No.22088346]

RIP RH :)

[Anonymous No.22088347]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.22088348]

robinhood desktop is down
app seems to be fine

[Anonymous No.22088350]

[Anonymous No.22088371]

>>22088348
Why would anyone use software that fucks with you so much like this

[Anonymous No.22088372]

>no bread
>market dumps

Goodbye, smg,

[Anonymous No.22088373]

>>22088277
Is this the next TSLA?

[Anonymous No.22088376]

post more qnny to save the market from collapsing

[Anonymous No.22088383]

Any canadians in this thread? which brokers do you use?

[Anonymous No.22088384]

>>22086669
I was going to sell my calls at open but robinhood is fucking down

[Anonymous No.22088390]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.22088392]

Another 10% on GME. Giga Chads were right per usual.

[Anonymous No.22088396]

Half my gains just evaporated in premarket noise. Let's get that TSLA and NIO back up.

[Anonymous No.22088407]

>>22088207
It was me

[Anonymous No.22088408]

>>22088338
i bought the bottom

[Anonymous No.22088409]

>>22087346
Exactly
Zoomers think Nvidia is a gaming hardware company
They don't know what Nvidia is

[Anonymous No.22088412]

Thoughts on switching from robinhood to fidelity?

[Anonymous No.22088420]

>>22088384
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22088422]

am I going to have to bake break for you again? fine

[Anonymous No.22088428]

>>22088371
they all crash, it seems
i'm switching to TDA but that's mostly because RH customer service is absolute shit

[Anonymous No.22088442]

I might get stopped out at $7 on GME but I don't care a profit is profit

[Anonymous No.22088443]

whats the best site for real live option values? RH is fucking lagging right now im looking at nasdaq and its showing AAPL as 131 but RH only shows 129

[Anonymous No.22088444]

Save us robinchuds

[Anonymous No.22088452]

>>22088283
>Everyone.
Wait 30 minutes fag

[Anonymous No.22088455]

>>22088392
i bought 300 shares at the open. what's the price target looking like for the squeeze? (yeah i know this is a gamble that's why i only bought 300 shares)

[Anonymous No.22088457]

>>22088412
I'm switching from RH to Schwab. What a fucking joke of a site. Thank god I don't play options and only have like 20k on that POS

[Anonymous No.22088466]

I CAN'T BUY THE DIP SOMEBODY HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22088472]

>>22088409
You mean supercomputers?

[Anonymous No.22088473]

>>22088444
>chuds
look at this commie nigger faggot redistributing the means of numerology

[Anonymous No.22088477]

Buy Tesla. If Tesla crashes, the whole market crashes. There is no point to buy any other stock

[Anonymous No.22088481]

>>22088467
Get in

[Anonymous No.22088483]

I didn't buy the Tesla dip

[Anonymous No.22088484]

>>22088412
Ive had fidelity for years. Pretty good. Never crashed at open and I can get my trades all in. Their mobile app kinda sucks though. Options and margin were easy enough to get allowed.

[Anonymous No.22088493]

>>22088466
>TSLA back at 492

EAT SHIT SHORTS

[Anonymous No.22088496]

how stupid is it buying an AAPL 9/18 $135 call for $400 right now? volume is about 1,500

[Anonymous No.22088504]

>>22086702
Rkt

[Anonymous No.22088505]

>>22088412
Fidelity's been very good to me at every turn. Customer service, banking, no fees, etc. No margin or stock options for us poorfags though.

[Anonymous No.22088508]

Even DeGiro is down what the fuck?
On YahooFinance TSLA was dripping 2.6% but it's just at -1% now, so I don't get it

[Anonymous No.22088510]

/SMG/ has become everyone losing their shit over 1% movements on TSLA

[Anonymous No.22088521]

>>22088481
>no thread name

[Anonymous No.22088537]

Any thoughts on RKT thinking about getting in before earnings announced after hours

[Anonymous No.22088538]

>>22086736
>Yes sir master bogdanoff, it begins now

[Anonymous No.22088539]

>>22088510
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LEVERAGED I AM SQUID?

[Anonymous No.22088544]

>>22088481
>70 posts late
>still formatted wrong

We deserve this

[Anonymous No.22088555]

>>22088546
>>22088546
>>22088546

[Anonymous No.22088557]

>>22088510
It's full of redditors now

[Anonymous No.22088558]

>>22088472
Self modifying if statements

[Anonymous No.22088562]

>>22088510
This. I own TSLA and even this shit is annoying as fuck. A 1% down and pink wojacks start showing up.

[Anonymous No.22088570]

OGIG to the moon, get in now

[Anonymous No.22088594]

>>22088555
>>22088481
Kek classic /smg/

[Anonymous No.22088597]

>>22088555
well maybe the third thread will get it right

[Anonymous No.22088601]

>banks rising
yay my nosebergarinose!

[Anonymous No.22088604]

>>22088510
When 4kbgors poof it's disconcerting.

[Anonymous No.22088631]

>>22088014
>IM GONNA CONSUUUUUUM!

[Anonymous No.22088647]

I sold tqqq at 166.75 to buy back at 164.50.

An I jim Simmons yet?

[Anonymous No.22088654]

>>22086755
I can answer that! For money!

(This is a R&M reference fyi)

This is now a R&M thread! XD. What's you're favourite episode?

[Anonymous No.22088660]

>>22088277
>IT OPENED AT 7 DOLLARS
fug, the short squeeze is cooming, time to buy in

[Anonymous No.22088676]

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA BOOOOOOOOOLLL

AAAAAAAAAAA I'M BOOLLIIIIIING

[Anonymous No.22088875]

>>22088261
Total in existence. That's why the numbers on bid/ask are so misleading: as an example, my spy LEAP has about x200 ask and x600 bid, but only 107 open interest and zero volume today.

[Anonymous No.22088960]

>>22088383
Wealthsimple

[Anonymous No.22089076]

TSLA CALLS DOWN 300% AHAHAHAHAHA MUSKFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAUAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22089096]

>>22088084
this isn't your hugbox, stop being poor and most importantly make some rl friends so you can stop posting about your feewings and shitting up the thread. at the very least, go back to r*ddit