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It's inevitable, isn't it?

>> No.22075581

he will die the richest man of a planet

>> No.22075590

>>22075548

it's going to 2k again. this would give it a 2til market cap and Elon will be worth 460 billion us dollars

>> No.22075607

by allah i will hunt you down and allah willing you will pay for your insolence

>> No.22075639

>>22075590
Is this like the market's way of voting for the most based man?

>> No.22075768

>>22075548

*richest man on forbes list

>> No.22075827

>>22075548
>implying Elon wont lock in shorts on TSLA and do something silly to dump the price

Rolling for him dropping 30 tabs of acid.

>> No.22075991
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>>22075548
>wins again

>> No.22076113

Splitting stock is just circlejerking investors. Tesla is a meme company making meme vehicles.

>> No.22076234
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>>22075548
that would be pretty based because hes just going to put it into his cyborg pigs and space rockets
>you will telepathically communicate with pigs in your lifetime

>> No.22076255

should i go all in at open?

>> No.22076285

>>22075548
capitalism finally allocates resources to someone that actually knows how to use them for good
please make full immersion vr with anime girls a reality, elon
I'm going to buy neuralink even if it costs $100k

>> No.22076368

the absolute state of clown world

>> No.22076376

>>22076113
this
>green alternative
>requires lithium mining

>> No.22076399

>>22076113
Tesla is winning the AI race
AI is the future

>> No.22076420

>>22076234
>thinks about stuffing it in her asshole
>pig lines muh peepee up to her balloon knot
>gets short & tells me to really fuck her when I take it slow
already have

>> No.22076452

>>22075768
underrated and rothpilled

>> No.22076453

>>22076399
its not a tech company. ai is FAR away

>> No.22076524

>>22075548
which planet?

>> No.22076553

>>22076453
People pay 8,000 bucks every day for Tesla’s AI.
That is what their “autopilot” costs.
You can deny reality if you want but it’s true.

>> No.22076567

>>22075548

TSLA is about to bitcoin

>> No.22076570

>>22076113
>$460 billion marketcap
>doesnt even sell as many cars as other people
There's only so many ppl that can drive cars bros

>> No.22076678

>>22076553
Tesla's autopilot is the worst.

>> No.22076790

>>22076678
Ah yes, people pay 8,000 for something that is “the worst”.

>> No.22077083

>>22075548
We're going to mars, aren't we?

I want to buy tsla in Australia, should I use a zoomer app, or buy through my broker?

>> No.22077101

>>22076790
ok tsla bootlicker

>> No.22077137

>>22077101
Great argument moron. Stay poor faggot.

>> No.22077185

>>22076553
Not real AI like boomer investors think of it. AI bubble is the next tech bubble.

https://www.cs.princeton.edu/~arvindn/talks/MIT-STS-AI-snakeoil.pdf

>> No.22077245

>>22077185
It drives a car for you, it gets better all the time, and people pay thousands of dollars for it.
But sure "it's not real".
Stick with your denial of reality and I'll sit here getting rich on tsla because I don't have some weird mental block to what's going on in the real world.

>> No.22077309

>>22077245
>Onions Redardation: The Post

I have TSLA stock but not for your shitty meme reasons

>> No.22077350

>>22077309
There's other good reasons to own tsla too but I feel like the AI aspect is what 99% overlook when considering Tesla's valuation which is why I bring it up. I also feel like it's an aspect whose importance will only grow in the future and faster than people think.
I always ask people like you the question, is there any other car company who lots of people are willing to pay $8,000 for autopilot?

>> No.22077372

>>22075548
Why contain it?

>> No.22077423

>>22077350
>99% of valuation, while there's companies on lvl 4 automation and Teslas are only on lvl 2
>investing in someone that is trying to chip our brains

>> No.22077442

>>22076452
I was in that thread too!

>> No.22077451

>>22077423
99% of people not 99% of valuation you illiterate mong

>> No.22077491

He's going to be dubbed the "richest man in the solar system" in 10-20 years. Food for thought.

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>>22077245
https://bdtechtalks.com/2020/07/29/self-driving-tesla-car-deep-learning/

aside from the tech argument of tsla. The financial ratios /numbers are(at best) are at best equal to that of any other car company. If you think Tesla can deliver(it hasn't so far) on its growth potential and embedded forecast by industry analysts and speculators, you should put every penny into it. Although, companies like Tesla, such as AT&t in the 20th century, prove that one decade of substantial stock gains typically are followed by mediocre returns the following decade.

>> No.22077509

>>22077185
based MIT
actually refreshing to see some rationality

>> No.22077534

>>22077496
sheeit I can't go all in, I got my phat link stack to think of and TQQQ/FNGU be blowin' up too son.

>> No.22077559

>>22075548
You're forgetting that he is getting paid based on TSLA value, not even 2x needed

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>>22077451
Cope. Enjoy the bags -- see you in 2022 for the next pump

>> No.22077591

Never met anyone that drove a tesla that wasnt a consumer faggot tech whore

>> No.22077593

>>22077574
lol, I love the part of these conversations where you guys cope with missing out on all these gainz by patting yourselves on the back for something that hasn't even happened yet.
C O P E

>> No.22077641

>>22077593
>The company has raised equity and net debt of $20 billion in its life. So it has taken $20 billion from investors to get you here

>> No.22077664

it literally just goesu p

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>>22077641
C O P E
O
P
E

>> No.22077714

>>22077350
Is there any other computer company where lots of people are willing to pay 2k for a shitty i3 in aluminum? Where the competition sells a similar spec laptop for under 500 dollars?

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>>22077714
>Tesla cars can drive themselves because of effective advertising

>> No.22077783

>>22077754
Sorry the thread broke you anon

>> No.22077802

>>22077783
Sorry you're poor and will remain that way.
Actually not really people as dumb as you shouldn't be trusted with money.

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22077838

Elon has not done quite as much for humanities development as Nikola Tesla, but he is damn close, and he deserves to be the most publicly rich person on the planet. He may be the smartest man alive - or at least the man most able to bring his vision of the future to reality.

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>>22077838
This thread is full of mongs who have been programmed by the MSM to hate Elon ever since he started calling them out.

>> No.22078119

>>22077863

There is a divide between educated and uneducated. If people lack the critical thinking to see that elon musk is a once in a life time innovator, thats their problem.

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>>22075548
Kek

>> No.22078279

It's new investor hype. Everyone is bored at home. I can understand tesla being top 3 mcap for cars, but in the future there will be competition. This isn't like amazon or google. Just going to slowly build up puts for a year or two out for when the hypium flushes out of everyone's systems.

>> No.22078627

>>22078279
Tesla is also an energy company.
Solar and batteries will replace nearly every other source of power.

>> No.22078654

>>22078627
(You) are at the "Delusion" stage >>22078144

>> No.22079069

>>22076453
fanboi

>> No.22079290
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>>22075548
>he is the richest man on the planet
Rember Frens, riches can't buy happy.

>> No.22079521

how is it possibe that normies are so mongoloid to fuel every bubbe to absurde prices?

>> No.22079630

>>22079521
>how is it possibe that normies are so mongoloid to fuel up every bubble to absurde prices?

>> No.22079748

>>22076553
Are you that skinny Aussie poofter that’s all over YouTube shilling Tesla? Sling another cock on the barbie you gay cunt.

>> No.22079923

dude is gonna mine gold from space. "enough for every person on earth to have 100 billion dollars". he is about to have a martian child and he is about to plug fucking AI into his brain thereby becoming a hyper-intelligent fucking transcendent entity whose girlfriend queefs out aliens while populating the solar system. he will be a trillionaire within 10 years.

spent years thinking about this. there will be an AI war between amazon, apple (the antichrist, im not joking) and tesla. it is a fucking ludicrous-mode time to be alive.

>> No.22079982

>>22079923
Space isn't a real place, it's a freemason lie. Any company that mines 'in space' will merely be allowed to have mining operations in Antarctica.

>> No.22079985

>>22075548
Probs will, capital intensive for years without a profit... worth a look

>> No.22080022

>>22076113
Its a meme vehicle that hopefully gives rise to true sustainable transport.

>> No.22080042

Do you wonder why @ Bitcoincomgames is using peer-to-peer networks using proof-of-work to record a public history of transactions? This is because, with this, this is a very fast way to make it computationally impossible for an attacker to change anything, ones the honest nodes controls a majority of the CPU power.

>> No.22080081

>>22076255
You are so dumb.
Can you understand a report?
>>22076376
Cobalt too right?
>>22076790
This board is obsessed with intangible, valueless coins.

>> No.22080131

>>22075548
Only till they dump it.

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>>22075548