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The stock market and economy is crashing tomorrow, there will be some time where the news will try to assure everyone that everything is fine but it won’t be.
It’s set to be worse then the Great Depression.
Tread carefully anons and I’ll see you when the sun rises again.

>> No.22073347

>>22073296

my dad works at the stock market and he says wall steet 2 is gonna get announced tomorrow and everyones stocks are gonna go up 1000000%

>> No.22073393

>>22073296
Going to need more than this, you larping glownigger faggot.

>> No.22073395

>>22073347
This time, it's personnel

>> No.22073418

>>22073296
ah fuck. really...

>> No.22073548

>>22073347
Sweet, my uncle works for Nintendo and he's making Wall Street 2 Brothers, he let me play it and it's lots of fun, we should all play it together some time

>> No.22073549

>>22073296
My dads son works for the IDF and has informed me that terminator 2 is a horrible movie. cash out before its too late anon

>> No.22073688

>>22073347
>my dad
thats a woman

>> No.22073712

>>22073296
is it safe to hold LOKI please tell me I must know

>> No.22073949

>>22073347
My cousin works for (((them))) and he said you are a faggot.

>> No.22073973
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22073973

for me, it's arbies roast beef sandwich. It's so delicious, the staff is so fun & friendly.

>> No.22074035

>>22073296
What the fuck, it’s actually not a troll

>> No.22074049

>>22073296

OP IS A FUCKING LARP

>> No.22074088

>>22073347
my two dads work for bill gate he said the opposite

he said market is kill

>> No.22074152

My dad is the president of the economy and he said 4 more years till Link blows up because puxatawny Phil saw his shadow

>> No.22074189

>>22073296
special agent dewey reporting for duuty

>> No.22074234
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22074234

Some old shitty FBI card from when an agent came to your house to talk to you about child porn downloads on your ip

>> No.22074431

>>22073296
cool, see you at the camps

>> No.22074437

>>22073296
OK mr slide thread explain why

>> No.22074488

>>22073296
At least add a timestamped "I'm a faggot" paper in the picture.

>> No.22074518

>>22073296
my dad can beat up your dad and he works at the wall street, and he said trump said build the wall and what he meant was another wall street so people get assblasted about a wall in mexico but my dad said the new wall street is for patriot-americans and you can only invest if you have shiny rocks

>> No.22074942
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22074942

It's nothing personal kiddos. More profits are elsewhere

>> No.22075033

>>22073296
Oh no

>> No.22075040

Dude was probably under investigation for pedophilia and kept the beat up FBI card before he was convicted years ago LOL

>> No.22075094

>>22073296
Why are there a billion threads like this right now? Another schizo/pol/ meme date?

>> No.22075223
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>>22075094
yep

>> No.22075354

>>22075223
>listening to flaggots
yikes

>> No.22075477
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22075477

>>22073296
I'm apart of an elite cybernetic mossad based secret mind control program and the cia are a bunch of nigger loving monkeys tasked to seed racial discord and normalize anti-white prejudice to overthrow the united states via societal discord and mayhem. Invest in Curio, it'll be the last white man token left in our nigger-zionist infested world with a 2 million max supply.

It's time to come home, white man.

>> No.22075538

>>22075223
Someone that works at Goldman Sachs won't use European dating format. God I fucking hate /pol/ larping

>> No.22075561

>>22073973
I like you, I hope you make it

>> No.22075591

my dad says this is because we didnt invest enough in oil and gas and the filth they play on tv is half to blame

>> No.22075598

>>22075477
>I'm apart of an elite cybernetic mossad based
based on what?

>> No.22075610

>>22074152
Damn that groundhog! What a rascal!

>> No.22075618

>>22075538
Nice catch but I'm sure they have offices in Europe.

>> No.22075631

>>22075223
Futures are up you mong

>> No.22075637

My uncle invented the ticker tape, and he just made it say you're a homo OP

>> No.22075646

Why would an unrelated FBI agent know anything about the stock market and economy.

>> No.22075647

>>22075618
Yeah, where they send their American employees to do business with European banks

>> No.22075653

>>22075538
Goldman has Euro offices. But, Goldman folks probably wouldn’t help anyone by warning of a coming doom so I doubt the authenticity here.

>> No.22075659

>>22073296
Legit question. Why don’t jannies clean this shit up?

>> No.22075683

>>22073296
>1 post by this ID
If you're going to LARP than fucking do it faggot.

>> No.22075688

>>22075659
because it's real anon
it's the end of the world

>> No.22075691

>>22075477
bought 4000k

>> No.22075704

>>22075653
Yeah I get it, you googled "does GS have offices in EU". That doesn't mean you're smart or have any idea what you're talking about

>> No.22075724

>>22075653
Also work at goldstein here. I can't confirm this guys claims, however i can say they have asked a ton of us to come into the new york office this week.

>> No.22075729

I recall in mid 2017, there were these thread spammed on /biz/, /pol/, heck even on /x/, about an impending "Doomsday market crash." What ended up happening in 2017? Huge fucking bull market. All of these threads on /biz/ means bullrun starts tomorrow..

>> No.22075746

>>22075729
ppost source

>> No.22075754
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>>22073296
>The stock market and economy is crashing tomorrow, there will be some time where the news will try to assure everyone that everything is fine but it won’t be.
>It’s set to be worse then the Great Depression.
>Tread carefully anons and I’ll see you when the sun rises again.

>> No.22075779

>>22075704
No I know someone that worked in one of their Euro offices.

>> No.22075788
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>>22075691
We'll be home soon, fellow white brother.

>> No.22075793

>>22075704
We have many offices in the EU. but yes based on the date that guy is in europe for sure. Probably the ldn office.

>> No.22075804

>>22073296
nothing is gonna happen

>> No.22075812

>>22073296
My Boss just told me not to come into work tomorrow... and he is Jewish... guys i'm scared

>> No.22075961

>>22073296
lol. like the fucking Dept. of Justice is going to predict this shit.

>> No.22076015

Same here. Got an email asking the department to work from home tomorrow. All regular meetings cancelled but managers were asked to dial into a morning conference call

>> No.22076080

>>22073296
Money printers go brrrr; shit never crashes unless they want it to crash. When it crashes, it recovers. P.S. sorry your grow house go raided and you held onto the agents card.

>> No.22076147

>>22076015
Low IQ fud. It's a pandemic most fortune 500s and upper management work remote.

>am exec management

>> No.22076618

>>22075788
Where is this paradise

>> No.22076701
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>>22073347
Time to sell and switch to wall street 2!

>> No.22076767

>>22074942
He just sold 20% of his stocks for gold. We are fucked.

>> No.22076812

>>22073973
For me, it's the intense gas

>> No.22076845
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>>22073296
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.22076848

>>22073296
>1 post by this ID
>also will absolutely 100% never post his short
fuck off kike.

>> No.22076895

>>22076618
Austria

>> No.22076944
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22076944

this larp will be forgotten about in 24 hours

>> No.22076946

>>22075477
That's so racist dude , I'm offended and you hurt my feelings.

>> No.22077000

>>22076147

or just everyone work remote, stop paying for your property, isn't that what pintrest just did

>> No.22077028

>>22075788
VGH.... MY HOMELVND....

>> No.22077061
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>>22076946
the underworld is a dark and insidious place, anon. I'm just an insider trying to warn you of their gameplan.

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>>22076944
Based digits release me from my anxieties
Now i must slumber

>> No.22077858

>>22073347
I read an article about that, and it said Wall Street 2 is just some other market but with stuff changed around to make it look like Wall Street

>> No.22077927

>>22073296
Shut the fuck up. You're the problem with 4chan and /biz/.

>> No.22078275

>>22077858
That's because Wall Street 2 is just a FULL PRICED ROSTER UPDATE. That is ALL IT IS, except now your roster has a million little "crypto coins" (I call them shitcoins because they're SHIT) and the old roster is basically fucking useless. Oh that sick TSLA you've mained for years? Fucking shit compared to this stupid fake ass coin THAT DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. IT JUST EXISTS AND YOU WIN. Oh, and you have to pay the most JEWISH microtransactions imaginable just to play the game! You have to pay like $50 in this shit called "gas" to just to do their ONE new mechanic which is some gay shit called "Uniswap". If you don't pay enough of this microtransaction (it's in fucking TIERS) it takes forever to do your swap! Sometimes your MTX just disappears down a black hole and you lose your fucking money AND HAVE TO PAY AGAIN!! In tried calling customer support to complain and all they said was "thank you sir i hope you are doing the needful in Wall Street 2 sir have you tried PNK?" Avoid this game at all costs, it is a SCAM. Spend your Zimbabwe dollars on Gunz 'n Bulletz: 20's Reloaded.

>> No.22078286

>>22073296
Haha. What a shitty old card.

>> No.22078322

>>22073296
>1 post by this ID
Righto faggot

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>>22073296
bump
https://youtu.be/BAjEW2zgs_o

>> No.22078379

>>22075704
>lady out ID
>bitching like a woman
pls leave

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22078398

>>22073296
>GET OUT OF THE CITIES
ya'll should have been making your moves in March 2020

>> No.22078440

Hi, I'm a hermaphrodite. AMA

>> No.22078890
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>>22073973
For me, it's Chainlink. The best cryptocurrency. I even buy extra in the smallest dip and the price increase just keeps on its spirit to oblige.

One time I bought Chainlink for 50 cents. I said, "Chainlink for 50 cents!" and the nice friendly Binance worker laughed and said, "Wow, Chainlink for 50 cents!".

Now the Binance staff greets me with "Chainlink for 50 cents" and ALWAYS give me three extra LINK over a purchase of 100 or more. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Binance currency exchange, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying the dips and accumulating in lower price periods, 1-2 times for buying more LINK on the weekend, and maybe one extra time when I'm in a rush but want a great cryptocurrency exchange that is fast, and can match my daily cryptocurrency needs.

I even sold my BTC for CHAINLINK, it's amazing! What a great cryptocurrency.

>> No.22078932

>>22073296
No can do, I’ve got an important appointment tomorrow. Reschedule the crash for Thursday.