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22072226 No.22072226 [Reply] [Original]

I allin'd at 19$ a few weeks ago because you guys said this shit was going to go wild. It was my college fund. What the fuck do I do now? Be a neet forever?

>> No.22072254

Lol bro i just dumped another 20 grand into linkies, i got 5k linkies now, why complain about 19$ when link is going into the hundreds end of 2021.

>> No.22072273

>>22072254
I hope so man. I don't know if I can last til 21 though

>> No.22072286

>>22072226
say goodbye to your money lmao

SCAMMED

>> No.22072287
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>>22072226
Learn the markets anon before investing.
This happened unfortunately to you for this year maybe next year you smile.

>> No.22072291

Please don't kill yourself OP, don't even joke like that :( It'll go back up to 19 eventually. Just... not any time soon.

>> No.22072329

>>22072226
its not a loss till you sell

>> No.22072334

>>22072226
If time traveler anon is right, link is going to $81,000 by 2026.

>> No.22072337

>>22072226
Were so fucking early its not funny, corparate adoption is marred by boomers not the technical aspect, but boomers who literally dont understand the technology. When the internet first came out it was a number of extra and intra net systems which developed into the decentralised internet we have now, boomers back then were bearish on internet even bill gates saying it was useless and wouldnt be big at all just for nerds sending emails. Buying chainlink is literally buying the http protocol but for the blockchain interoperability. The only regret i have is not buying into chainlink at 20 cents because of the sergay philosophy fud meme but now i fully understand the implications of the chainlink technology and we are still so early, chainlink has ATLEAST another x100 from the current price in a few short years, just HODL.

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>>22072291
Thanks anon

>> No.22072346

>>22072226
Sorry but you're retarded. Money shouldn't be in the hands of stupid people, so thanks for buying our bags. Sell now and put it into better investment.

>> No.22072357

Ah shit, OP. It's definitely going to 30 before eoy but this is going to hurt like Hell in the mean time. Stay strong. Maybe stop looking at the chart for a little while.

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AAAAAAAAH
I CAN'T TAKE IT

>> No.22072372

You'll be ok within next 1-3 months. That was a risky play anon. Start studying the market, you can make it.

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>The patient talks about going to the moon with Lamborghini cars and says a skeleton made from money is helping him
>He also keeps mentioning two names; Wojak a Polish name and Pajeet, and Indian name. We think those are his imaginary friends
>The patient is also obsessed about whales and apparently wants to become one some day.
>day 3
>Patient has successfully been put into a deep hypnotic state
>Patient repeatedly uttered the names sergey and snimen
>Patient became increasingly irritated upon being asked if they were more of his imaginary friends
>Claimed that they were gods, and that a spirit named kek, in the form of a frog, appears to him
>Patient then repeatedly whispered "77777..." and began to violently convulse
>Upon waking patient up, his only words were "link $1000 eoy"
>Diagnosis: inconclusive; possible signs of schizophrenia due to social isolation; patient shows similarity with cult followers
> First sign of progress perhaps.
> Subject is fond of lesson of positive thinking, especially collective positive thinking.
> Other patients talk about something called link
> we observe repetitive behavioral patterns, mostly obsessive shouting of digits and stories about Russian philosopher unbeknownst to me and colleagues. They refuse to talk about the mysterious Russian.
> 1k EOY pattern is becoming more prevalent
> Some subjects are defecating in the hallway, calling it "FUD on purpose" others shout Indian slurs at them.
> We need to increase medication doses
>Patient does well during lunch hour - really likes the chicken tenders (or as he calls them, tendies)
>Patient does not do well with socializing after lunch, says "Fuck normies" and goes to his own table
>Progress is being seen every day but one mention of the future causes spasms and mutterings of "Singularity is upon us" which results in manic episodes
>Night time routine is non-existent. Patient simply wears headphones and falls asleep in chair every night

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>>22072226
>college fund
Dude college is a scam. Unless you’re doing stem and plan on working your field, I promise you it’s not worth it. You made the right call, just have patience.

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>>22072346

>> No.22072393

>>22072337
>but boomers who literally dont understand the technology

you literally don't understand encryption

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>>22072373
>day 5
>Patient persists in his delusions
>His ramblings have apparently begun to become quite popular among some of the more vulnerable patients on the ward
>Patient expresses belief in meme magic and wishes to prove it through the use of "collective memetic energies"
>Curiously, the dice have gone missing from all board games found in common room
>Graffiti has started appearing on the walls; mostly 7s coupled with some sort of abstract mathematical square and the number 1000; artist appears to be someone with the initials E.O.Y. however no matching patients can be found on the database
>Patient has been spotted in the garden trying to catch frogs; staff have been forced to release captured frogs back into the wild, to patients great dismay
>Recommended course of action: increase dosage, reduce his exposure to other patients

>> No.22072401

YOU ARE A MARINE NOW SOLDIER
SOLDIERS DONT COMPLAIN, THEY DO
NOW GO OUT THERE AND HOLD FOR FUCK SAKE YOU LITTLE PANSY BITCH BEFORE I MAKE YOU DO 200

>> No.22072420

>>22072395
> day 7
> patient's dosage increased to 1500mg's
> patient appears to have developed some kind of savant ability to convert USD to the real time price of the Indian Rupee
> he constantly mumbles something along the lines of 'gonna make it' but I'm unsure of it's reference
> patient was visibly upset with last nights dinner of curry and rice, said he wanted a roast instead, although he pronounced it 'roastie'.
> further examination of patients state will continue.

>> No.22072437

>>22072364
Go back for more link right now.

>> No.22072443

>>22072437
I'M BROKE I CAN'T

>> No.22072444

>>22072226
>What the fuck do I do now?
got kneepads?

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>>22072420
>day 9
>upon showing patient a chart of his increasing dosage, patient entered a stage of agitation
>patient mentioned a new imaginary friend named Teahey
>patient describes watching cartoons with his fictional friend, specifically "The Simpsons"
>patient manifests both euphoria and dread when relating his cartoon watching experiences
>suggest investigating sexual angle in patient, strong similarities with My Little Pony cases

>> No.22072457

>>22072443
This

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>>22072452
> just to clarify from my last notes about patient
> his agitation after seeing his increased dosage resulted in him screaming something about the moon and leading to a violent attack against his Indian friend.
> perhaps his lack of ability to read charts caused the episode and so I will make a note to show him his dosages in writing next time.

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>>22072473
> Patient redraws bedside vital function charts of other patients. Screams when confronted about it and calls it "technical analysis".
> Video of Russian television anchor attacked by drunkard is oddly popular. Interestingly, the delusion symptoms seen in the video are similar to those of patients.
> Incoherent ramblings about "oracles"continue. Symptoms are clearly worsening. Patients worship deity named Assblaster.
Their idol of worship was identified as Sergey Nazarov. Our former patient.
> Recommended course of action : proceed to electroconvulsive therapy

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>>22072501
>day 14
>electroconvulsive therapy has yielded strange results
>patient now believes he is an 'oracle' of sorts and refuses to take any pills except those that are red in color
>the rest of the patients grew increasingly agitated at the removal of patient x from the general populace
>after 2 days of electroconvulsive therapy they refused to speak to anyone but him, claiming that we simply wouldn't be able to understand them
>all efforts failed; patient was reintroduced
>the others immediately began to crowd around him and whisper "we're gonna make it" as he handed out some sort of modified dice to them
>patient claims to be the only one to interpret some sort of "smart contract" that the staff have apparently signed with the inmates
>recommended course of action: entertain patients delusion to retain status quo until Dr. Bog arrives to clean up this mess

>> No.22072650

>>22072273
Don't invest if you can't afford to live without it you fucking retard

>> No.22072745

>>22072526
This is 12 monkeys and it turns out the schizo is right

>> No.22072856

>>22072226
as soon as you sell, it moons.
cue pink wojaks.

but hey, you do you bro. whatever makes you happy.