/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22066103]

Gang edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.22066144]

[Anonymous No.22066147]

Macho Man Randy Savage: "I'm gay."

[Anonymous No.22066173]

thanks for my free money elon

[Anonymous No.22066176]

Any of you taking the Wayfair pill? Looks like it might be a good time to buy calls imo.

[Anonymous No.22066185]

>>22066103
Is it true that most people that held TSLA through the split are on broker hold until Wednesday

[Anonymous No.22066197]

WTF WAS TAT? WHY DID IT DROP TO 479

[Anonymous No.22066200]

When is this house of cards going to come tumbling down?

[Anonymous No.22066208]

>>22066176
No, but I hear child sex trafficking is good money right now.

[Anonymous No.22066210]

I am so afraid of putting more money into this market..

[Anonymous No.22066212]

>>22066087
>All these normies can't be wrong

famous last words?

[Anonymous No.22066224]

>>22066176
Will consider when it goes back to 100

[Anonymous No.22066229]

>>22066185
No clue, I'm not selling

[Anonymous No.22066230]

how to profit from /smg/ thread split?

[Anonymous No.22066238]

Nasdaq is due for a pullback, almost 10% of 50 day line, but it shouldn't be a big problem.

[Anonymous No.22066271]

>>22066200
When the big players are satisfied with their hedges

[Anonymous No.22066284]

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN. WHY DID IT DROP EVEN LOWER TO 446

[Anonymous No.22066297]

>>22066238
10% above of 50 day line

[Anonymous No.22066300]

>HIX
>OXLC
>ARR
These are offer the most bang for your buck of your looking to get in on monthly dividends to obtain a passive income.

[Anonymous No.22066309]

chose to spend my sole $500 on one share of AAPL presplit instead of a fractional TSLA. I mean $500 is nothing I guess but I'm still feeling stupid

[Anonymous No.22066310]

BORR

[Anonymous No.22066316]

>>22066238
>Some researchers believe that it is possible to define two types of gambler's fallacy: type one and type two. Type one is the classic gambler's fallacy, where individuals believe that a particular outcome is "due" after a long streak of another outcome.

[Anonymous No.22066333]

>>22066103
do you think coming crash will effect gold again?

[Anonymous No.22066341]

>Robinkiddies
Nice platform retards

[Anonymous No.22066367]

>>22066310
Fuck borr

[Anonymous No.22066377]

If Tesla bubble popping will crash the stock market, shouldn't we buy Tesla since this stock is the epitome of the whole market?

[Anonymous No.22066395]

>>22066284
What are you talking about anon

[Anonymous No.22066404]

>>22066377

[Anonymous No.22066446]

>>22066333
What peter schiff does is average down on gold stocks when gold goes down.

[Anonymous No.22066459]

>>22066367
No, it's going to make me rich, I bought in with $50k at $.80 and when it goes back to $20 a share I will be immensely wealthy.

[Anonymous No.22066469]

>>22066316
this, it could just go up forever. You heard of quantum immortality? We're in a quantum bull market

[Anonymous No.22066477]

>>22066459
>When

[Anonymous No.22066514]

>>22066477
This time next year.

[Anonymous No.22066542]

>>22066377
Tesla won't crash the market, nasdaq will go down less than 8 percent. Because it will quickly be bought back up because of buy le dip.

[Anonymous No.22066547]

>He didn't buy CUM.
Why.

[Anonymous No.22066561]

>>22066103
BUY RGR LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

[Anonymous No.22066573]

>>22066469
That's not how quantum immortality works.

[Anonymous No.22066583]

>>22066469
>Do not attempt Quantum Suicide unless you are John McAfee *and* in a universe in which you are immortal.

lol what a load of horseshit

[Anonymous No.22066613]

>>22066547
why did cowchop have to die, my dudes? i miss the wrong side of youtube so much it hurts

[Anonymous No.22066627]

>>22066547
Because I need to keep grabbing more BORR before it climbs back up.

[Anonymous No.22066679]

I WANT TO BE RICH BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER . WHAT IS THE BEST PLAY RIGHT NOW.

HAVE 10,000 RIGHT NOW AND WANT TO TURN THAT INTO 1,000,000

[Anonymous No.22066694]

>>22066309

I was on fence between Apple and Tesla this morning. I decided on 6 shares of Tesla.

I chose wisely.

[Anonymous No.22066709]

>>22066679
TSLA. The future is now.

[Anonymous No.22066721]

Any off of you thinking of cashing out for a bit? When can we expect shit to hit the fan? It feels like it is imminent

[Anonymous No.22066744]

Fuck that was a rush. I need some coke

[Anonymous No.22066754]

>>22066721
I'm too far gone to come out.

[Anonymous No.22066764]

Can somebody explain why people are saying tomorrow is the big dump?

[Anonymous No.22066766]

>>22066238
Sounds like bull shit. Higher inflation targets were announced by the fed so all the money is buying assets including stock.

[Anonymous No.22066771]

>>22066721
dont you think there needs to be some sort of catalyst for a major dump to happen? the election is basically all i can think of in the short term

[Anonymous No.22066775]

>>22066103
BIZ HELP WTF DO I DO?
WHAT DO I PICK?

[Anonymous No.22066780]

>>22066721
Don't hide, just buy

[Anonymous No.22066789]

>>22066764
Bobo is saying this because he doesn't have the cash to buy shares

[Anonymous No.22066799]

>>22066764
weak hands

[Anonymous No.22066804]

>>22066764
Jealousy of our bullish gains.

[Anonymous No.22066810]

>>22066764
vix up
advance decline on major indexes strongly favouring the sell side
aapl and tsla stock being shilled on twitter to normies and singlehandedly held up the NQ today
etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.22066812]

>>22066694
sure just don't be mad when it crashes. full disclosure i bought 1 share of TSLA with winnings i made from flipping it during the previous week so even if it crashes im only playing with house money.

[Anonymous No.22066831]

my dad works for dow and nasdaq, don't say i didn't warn you guys but it's going down tomorrow it will be the reddest day to ever happen we are looking at a 5000 point drop

[Anonymous No.22066844]

>>22066754
is he sick or something?

[Anonymous No.22066852]

>>22066764

[Anonymous No.22066885]

>>22066771
I'm cashing out if Trump loses, America will be fucked

[Anonymous No.22066896]

>>22066831
>Ee-lawn ees now reecher than Zuck?
>Crash eet.

[Anonymous No.22066935]

>>22066831
Based bogs. We need cheapies!

[Anonymous No.22066942]

>>22066852

It’s ogre

[Anonymous No.22066946]

>>22066831
>gives no reason

[Anonymous No.22066953]

>>22066852
is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.22066962]

>>22066885
Where would you move to? Eastern Europe?

[Anonymous No.22066995]

>>22066885
Into what tho? Between reparations, bailing out liberal cities that burned themselves to the ground, and Medicare for all the inflation will be nuts. Tho I suppose taking capital gains before the tax advantage is gone may make up for some of it.

[Anonymous No.22067007]

I've got $350 sitting in my robinhood, what should I meme

[Anonymous No.22067008]

>>22066896
>>22066935
i don't believe people with such fucked up faces control anything in the financial sector. plastic surgery was a mistake and they're living proof lmao i own TSLA come at me

[Anonymous No.22067051]

>>22066775
>you may gain or lose money
HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING I THOUGHT 401K JUST MADE YOU MONEY

[Anonymous No.22067072]

>>22066764
its going to be epic i hope tesla get hit hard see these newbies that dont know lose to get their first taste

[Anonymous No.22067109]

>>22066962
nah I live in Canada, I just have everything invested in American markets. If America collapses we'll probably survive, actually we might get a lot of burger refugees in which case I might fuck off to NZ or something

[Anonymous No.22067124]

Reminder ignore all boomers

[Anonymous No.22067127]

>>22066962
>Eastern Europe
Kek

[Anonymous No.22067128]

theres no way tsla will gap up after a 15% day...

[Anonymous No.22067138]

>>22067051
If your 401K locks you into mutual funds than all that matters are returns, expense ratios (what they charge you to manage your money per year but often masked through accounting trickery on your statements), and if there are any loading/exit fees (fees to get in or out).
Not much more to it than that.

[Anonymous No.22067141]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hJC-OZI6PA

is he right?

[Anonymous No.22067177]

>>22067127
Poland and Hungary seem nationalistically comfy now.

[Anonymous No.22067184]

>>22067138
all that matters to 401k's ultimately is company matching.

[Anonymous No.22067188]

>>22067141
TLDW

[Anonymous No.22067194]

ZM + 101.99 in AH

huh

[Anonymous No.22067203]

>>22067007
Draftkings

[Anonymous No.22067204]

>>22067008
Anon's ignorance summoned the mighty boggs

[Anonymous No.22067233]

>>22067127
The rent and women are cheap.

[Anonymous No.22067249]

Bought a TSLA call at open, sold at close and bought a put. I fucked up Papa Elon, please forgive me and bless me with a small dip to exit my position for another OTM call

[Anonymous No.22067295]

COMPASS A PSYCHADELLIC COMPANY IS GOING PUBLIC. YOU WANNA INVEST IN LSD HERE YOU GO BRO

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/07b5b962-e300-3513-845d-09669beae49f/the-first-pure-play.html

[Anonymous No.22067302]

Bought 2 @ 2200 before the split.

Felt like a gamble, already paying off.

[Anonymous No.22067316]

>>22066764
seething bobos

[Anonymous No.22067372]

>>22067295
I WAS WRONG IT'S SHROOMS YOU CAN INVEST IN SHROOMS

[Anonymous No.22067380]

>>22067204
you can't win, bogs. i would love some TSLA cheapies, i don't own very much yet. you either keep pumping so i can't buy more or you dump so i can get cheapies.

this is a wager you can't win.

[Anonymous No.22067391]

>>22066775
Is this your 401k or some boomer shit?

Withdraw it all penalty-free under the CARES Act justification and gamble with it. That money will be worthless by the time you are 59 anyways. None of these options will make you any significant money.

[Anonymous No.22067397]

Zoom up to 407 in AH. This is it, right?

[Anonymous No.22067400]

>>22067372
But shrooms are better than acid, anon.

[Anonymous No.22067427]

>>22067400
i don't do drugs so idk lol i just find it hilarious

[Anonymous No.22067439]

>>22067372
Buy it, then inform Rogan to get the CEO (or some spokesperson) on his show. Easy gains

[Anonymous No.22067444]

HOLY FUCK WE HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF TSLA

XQC the biggest twitch streamer showed the price on stream talking about the split

[Anonymous No.22067449]

>>22067295
>Peter Thiel backed
>co-founder of PayPal, Palantir Technologies

this guy only makes money. I'm dropping a grip in both Compass and Palantir when they list

[Anonymous No.22067455]

I think we're truly in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.22067457]

Bros, what if Zoom started working on Zoom integrated electric cars?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22067460]

>>22067194
Earnings call ah
t. stared at a 300c for an hour before deciding not to buy it

[Anonymous No.22067461]

>>22066764
Can somebody explain why people were saying the day of the split today would be the big dump? or those other days when they said people would take profits during the pre-split hysteria would be the big dump? or when it was 500 it would be the big dump? or when it was 300 it would be the big dump? or...

[Anonymous No.22067475]

>>22067444
WAIT REALLY SEND ME THE CLIP

[Anonymous No.22067497]

>they called me a retard for buying AAPL, TSLA, and AMZN at their ATHs

if only I bought more

[Anonymous No.22067498]

should i bother with an ira or just put everything into my taxable account?

[Anonymous No.22067505]

>>22067444
>The biggest twitch streamer
That's actually pic related

[Anonymous No.22067520]

So, what pops tech bubble 2.0?

[Anonymous No.22067522]

>>22067177
that's central europe

[Anonymous No.22067526]

>>22066309
At least you knew to buy AAPL or TSLA. Little steps, you'll build a whole castle.

[Anonymous No.22067529]

if you exactly $10K and had to start over at this exact point in the market, what moves would you be doing?

[Anonymous No.22067571]

Just buy Tesla for fucks sake. All you retards on the sidelines thinking you're so smart "i-its gonna crash". Of course is going to crash but why not make money on the way up? Fucking buy now and sell once it starts crashing and you'll still be up. You've been saying its gonna crash for months now and all it did was go up and you missed out on life changing gains because you were so fucking smart.

[Anonymous No.22067579]

Tesla market cap is totally reasonable if they solve AI driving and battery storage.

[Anonymous No.22067594]

>>22067520
Solar flare

[Anonymous No.22067619]

>>22067391
>That money will be worthless by the time you are 59 anyways.
Why do you say that? Because the value of the dollar will be worthless?

[Anonymous No.22067626]

>>22067444
yeah I'm gonna need a clip champ on that one please

>>22067520
it's only a bubble if it pops

[Anonymous No.22067639]

I'm up +14% on Gamestop because i bought at opening, what are you guys using to monitor the shares % shorted?
don't wanna pull out too late or too early

[Anonymous No.22067641]

how bullish is this?

[Anonymous No.22067653]

>>22067529
HYG puts jan 2021 as protection
everything else in bubble stocks & crypto

[Anonymous No.22067658]

>>22067177
>>22067522
This. Eastern Europe is Russia and boy oh boy you don't want to go there

[Anonymous No.22067664]

Tesla $800 EoW.

Remember to cash out a chunk of your TSLA gains before battery day on the 22nd.

[Anonymous No.22067666]

>>22067571
Yeah I bought at 1.1k and have been rollin' with a 20% trailing stop loss, literally can't lose

[Anonymous No.22067703]

anyone else buying into the gamestop short squeeze? burry is in, big funds are in, like 99% of shares were shorted this morning and it gapped up 30%. squeeze is going to continue into earnings next week and then into ps5 release. i think it has the potential to reach $30 if the need to cover gets really really bad desu

[Anonymous No.22067709]

>>22067664
Why cash out and not just sell ITM/ATM calls on it?

[Anonymous No.22067727]

>>22067579
Oh shit speaking of..

[Anonymous No.22067738]

>>22067666
Exactly. Even if you get stopped you're still up hundreds of percent so what do you care? Plus you got fucking based Satan trips so no one can argue with your trades even if they wanted to.

[Anonymous No.22067746]

>>22067703
burry is in but it's just a passion investment for him, he's been bagholding since it was much higher than this.
did the sales from animal crossing get captured in any earnings report yet?

[Anonymous No.22067757]

>>22067449
I believe Palantir will direct list sometime in September. Do we know what the initial price will be?

[Anonymous No.22067768]

is everyone here just a gambler?

[Anonymous No.22067775]

>>22067727
Yes, but it still isn't a Saab now is it?

[Anonymous No.22067784]

>>22067444
>>22067475
he starts talking about tesla here and keeps going for a few minutes https://www.twitch.tv/videos/727449344?t=0h2m29s

[Anonymous No.22067791]

>>22067768
Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.22067793]

>>22067727
BLM protesters post signs reading 150mph... TSLA literally crashes and burns.

[Anonymous No.22067804]

>>22067768
it's only gambling if you lose fren

[Anonymous No.22067820]

>>22067793
we need a protester update so it can ready protest signs and drive into them

[Anonymous No.22067842]

>>22067768
Is it still gambling when I’m always winning?

[Anonymous No.22067852]

>>22067768

Isn’t life just a gamble anon?

[Anonymous No.22067863]

>>22067804
>"It's only treason if we lose."

[Anonymous No.22067886]

>>22067727
>tape 85mph sign in school zone
>sit back and watch the fun

[Anonymous No.22067895]

>>22067820

[Anonymous No.22067898]

>>22067768
it's hard not to gamble when the money I put into Gamestop has already outperformed the money I put into TSM (averaged up) after a single day.

[Anonymous No.22067901]

can silver get back to $28 so i can sell my AGQ bags please

[Anonymous No.22067918]

>futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22067940]

>>22067901
It's been 28 the whole day. It still is.

[Anonymous No.22067942]

>>22067820
fucking genius. then you can blame it on the tesla and elon will say "its a feature" and the stock price will fucking rocket 50% the next day

[Anonymous No.22067952]

>>22067666
I really don't get people with less than 6 figures to spend buying shares. I bought 1 call option today for 13.00, I sold it for 34.60. I made 2500 off a 1300 investment. If I had bought shares instead I would he at a whopping 150ish dollar gain for the day.

[Anonymous No.22067958]

>>22067918
ES down 0.36
this is truly the end

[Anonymous No.22067966]

>>22067768
only if you call buying and holding tech stocks gambling

[Anonymous No.22068012]

make limit downs great again

[Anonymous No.22068030]

so is TSLA just going to infinity?

[Anonymous No.22068037]

>>22067940
then i must mean 29 or 30. just give me my money back schiff

[Anonymous No.22068062]

>>22067918
Imagine thinking futures mean a single thing

[Anonymous No.22068070]

>>22068030
probably about 5 trillion market cap by 2022

[Anonymous No.22068095]

>>22068030
tsla will buy the united states, abolish the federal reserve and implement dogecoin as the world reserve currency

[Anonymous No.22068099]

>>22067746
i don't know about animal crossing, earnings is on the 9th so we'll see what happens. Dunno if I'm gonna hold through em, might hold half my stack. my avg is 6.60 so I may just swing for a few days, but i read a pretty in-depth options pricing analysis on the squeeze situation and I'm willing to wait and watch.

[Anonymous No.22068101]

>>22068030
Yes. It will just keep going up. 989 quadrillion is nothing.

[Anonymous No.22068143]

so will battery day be the second coming of battery jesus and tesla will become more valuable than apple?

[Anonymous No.22068152]

>>22068095
I think elon will unironically pump dogecoin to the moon it's the only crypto I hold

[Anonymous No.22068177]

>>22068030
It will keep going up until the very second you buy.

[Anonymous No.22068226]

>>22066679
lol ur gonna be poor in 2 days if you try to make a 9900% gain in 1 month. dont @ me with some WSB bullshit

[Anonymous No.22068256]

>>22066679
TSLA, TQQQ, FNGU. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.22068310]

Will we see a flippening someday where the Nasdaq becomes more valuable than the Dow? How many years would that take if so

[Anonymous No.22068344]

>>22067966
So yes

[Anonymous No.22068360]

>>22068143
It will become an official FAANG stock

[Anonymous No.22068378]

>>22068143
Today it became more valuable than JNJ and V
It is 0.3% of auto market. And a rounding error in solar and batteries.

[Anonymous No.22068386]

>>22068310
Q2 2021

[Anonymous No.22068399]

Should I double my positions in WKHS and GME tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22068401]

>>22068378
>the future is worthless, just consume, engorge in the status quo!

[Anonymous No.22068404]

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THE FUTURES WE ARE ALL FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.22068405]

>>22066200
Idk, I was on /pol/ just now and some mentally ill freak made multiple threads claiming to be a goldman sachs insiders and frantically raving about how the market is going to collapse tomorrow. Now we know the market isn't going to tank tomorrow because stonks only up.....right? guys.....

[Anonymous No.22068432]

>>22068404
not me, tesla only goes up

[Anonymous No.22068437]

>>22068404
Buying opportunity

[50k on AAPL 8/25 No.22068443]

APPL PLZ MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.22068446]

Reminder to rotate some of your gains into real estate (and not REITs lol) because the government will literally set the country on fire before it lets boomer landjews lose property value in their homes.

[Anonymous No.22068447]

>>22068405
Someone does that literally every day here

[Anonymous No.22068469]

>>22068446
What are some good picks?

[Anonymous No.22068490]

>>22068405
The market can't collapse all at once in one day because circuit breakers exist. If we hit a circuit breaker tomorrow you should absolutely sell everything the moment the market reopens, because everyone else will and it becomes a self fulfilling crash. Then when we DON'T hit circuit breakers and the dollar stops climbing (the dollar will pump like mad during a real crash) buy the fucking dip.

Remember the wise words of Sir Tony Dwyer
>NO PRECEDENT FOR HOW HIGH THIS MARKET CAN GO

[Anonymous No.22068493]

>>22068177
Post split? Yeah that shit is gonna explode any day. Pre-split was the only time to safely buy in becuase I KNEW that fuckin normies were gonna drive the price up. From here on out, in my frankly, normie opinion, its back to being gambling.

tldr;
pre split, +++GAINS GUARANTEED
post split, either Real Investors (TM) or Normies take their losses and run or both as TSLA explodes into shit.
Timeline unknown. Popular consensus is secure your GAINS prior to battery day.

[Anonymous No.22068494]

I give up trying to reason in this market.
The market can remain irrational longer than we can remain solvent.

So I will stop hiding.
I won't hide.
I'll just buy.

[Anonymous No.22068500]

>>22068446
based anon the only way to beat the landjew is to become the landjew

[Anonymous No.22068502]

>>22068469
On... real estate?

[Anonymous No.22068521]

Alright I made my tech play and pulled out. Money Im using is college money so what do you suggest would be a mostly safe investment for the next few years? Im just not feeling confortable putting my tuition in tech rn. Im thinking semi tho..

[Anonymous No.22068525]

>>22068502
yeah as far as I can tell Robinhood won't let me buy a fractional house

[Anonymous No.22068530]

https://engaging-data.com/market-timing-game/

[Anonymous No.22068582]

>>22068469
I like Prologis they invest in logistic facilities. Not sure of any other plays in that space but I am curious. I don't want to buy some mall stock though.

[Anonymous No.22068602]

>>22068521
pick a spac that hasn't got a target yet your downside is hugely limited on them and then play the waiting game

[Anonymous No.22068617]

>>22068521
chinese communications and semiconductors fren

[Anonymous No.22068620]

I sold a TQQQ for a Apple. Big brain move or big brain move?

[Anonymous No.22068644]

>>22067449
Yeah I'm sure this will do just as well as the dudeweed stocks.

>>22067497
No we didn't. There is no such thing as ATHs anymore.

>>22068405
Sounds legit

[Anonymous No.22068645]

>>22068490
>If we hit a circuit breaker tomorrow
Do you think this will happen? When will we know by?

[Anonymous No.22068648]

>>22068494
What if this anon was the last bear, keeping the market up?

[Anonymous No.22068677]

>>22068620
I hope big brain. Bought AAPL calls today planning on just day trading them and fell asleep.

[Anonymous No.22068678]

>everyone is afraid of tech until it starts mooning
>everyone is "all in" tech while it's mooning

this is gonna get annoying real quick

[Anonymous No.22068704]

>>22068620
how does a parabolic asset sound?

[Anonymous No.22068712]

>>22068645
No I don't, and we'll know when there's a lot of red and a lot of screaming and the market stop moving. The next crash could be tomorrow, next year, or next decade. Too much is hidden from public view to fully assess the market. All I can say is we probably won't have one circuit breaker and then a quick recovery, because a circuit breaker puts a purely artificial cap on selling pressure. The market tends to keep dropping after breakers and won't recover until they stop.

[Anonymous No.22068721]

>>22068521
>Im just not feeling confortable putting my tuition in tech rn.
lol
im a student too and i have 1.7K left in my chequing account since I only have to pay $600 after my OSAP (student loans in canada) covers the rest this fall semester.

what's the fucking point of setting aside cash for tuition/student loanswhen interest is 0% anyways while you're studying. Heck I've been so tempted to max out my TFSA with my student line of credit (2.95% interest right now), but i'm too pussy to do it.

pic related, what my student gambler portfolio looks like right now. I'll re-enter TQQQ with gamestop money if that works out within the next couple weeks. Can't even transfer it to USD side yet since I just entered Gamestop today.

[Anonymous No.22068797]

>>22068678
the annoying part will be boomers whining about how 10000 p/e is unsustainable

[Anonymous No.22068836]

The next dip will be caused by MMs doing a big sell off to shake out all these new faggots and then devouring their panic sold cheapies

[Anonymous No.22068847]

>>22067400
They both have their uses

[Anonymous No.22068854]

>>22068721
your q's are looking a little low T if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.22068873]

>>22068404
>>22068437
Covered calls always wins.

[Anonymous No.22068899]

so what's the deal with the FED? and inflation? and the election?

obviously TSLA is a bubble (although no one can time the pop), but can i really depend on the US govt to protect my AAPL and other associated FAGMAANN gains of companies that actually have strong economic moats? im skeptical.

[Anonymous No.22068910]

>>22066764
Tuesday is always dump day

[Anonymous No.22068945]

>>22068704
Tasty

[Anonymous No.22068962]

>>22067703
>>22068521
BORR

[Anonymous No.22068965]

>>22068910

[Anonymous No.22068993]

>tesla is still going in after hours jew trading

[Anonymous No.22068994]

>>22066721
Dont try to time the market

[Anonymous No.22069037]

Can you just not pay capital gains taxes? I mean how is the IRS going to find out espcially since Im not a celebrity/millionaire, I'm talking about not paying taxes on a few thousnd in gains

[Anonymous No.22069041]

>>22068994
is this true even if it's an all time high?

[Anonymous No.22069073]

>>22068962
Why?

[Anonymous No.22069072]

>>22069037
You're probably already aware of this.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-seriously-considers-capital-gains-tax-cut-heres-how-he-could-do-it-2020-08-11

[Anonymous No.22069077]

>>22068994
are you one of those morons who said this in late feburary

>>22069041
the market is almost always at an ATH that's a stupid reason to cash out

dont try to time the market based on TA or fundamentals or whatever, time it based on externalities like rona or the election

[Anonymous No.22069078]

>>22069037
The government will always try to get it's money.

[Anonymous No.22069087]

>>22068797
Real retard energy emanating from this post.

[Anonymous No.22069090]

>>22068899
>so what's the deal with the FED? and inflation?
FED is desperately trying to prevent the deflationary part of the business cycle by printing money through it. But all that is happening is that printed money just goes into equities instead of actual growth. Stock market sugar high is literally 1920s level right now.
>and the election?
There are literally hundreds of papers that show elections don't matter long term for markets. And it won't be any different this time. But there are boomers and some zoomerdoomers that think it will so buy their shares when they sell in October.

[Anonymous No.22069104]

>>22069073
Turn 50k into 800k in less than a year.

[Anonymous No.22069153]

>>22069104
I mean I'm game for beaten-down oil stocks in general but what makes this one so special?

[Anonymous No.22069181]

>>22069037
Your broker reports to the IRS. IRS matches what your broker said to what you have declared on your tax forms. Don't pay an you'll be fucked in the ass at a later date and wished you would have payed. Also, its only like 25% tax for short term capital gains, why bitch?

[Anonymous No.22069185]

>>22069090
This is an incredibly tiny brain take
>b-b-but it doesn't matter who wins!!
That's true but irrelevant because what's important is that SOMEBODY wins and the market is confident. And that looks less and less likely every day. Also, companies have finally realized that the way you get Fed monies is by doing an IPO or issuing stock.

[Anonymous No.22069206]

>>22069153
I'm in it big and if I can shill it or meme it I benefit. It's real cheap too.

[Anonymous No.22069229]

>>22069077
so would it be stupid to buy in tomorrow, or should i wait until wednesday/thursday/friday and wait to see what happens during the week? sorry i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.22069234]

>>22069181
This is true. I just had to pay $650 in taxes because I didn't file in 2016. More than half of that amount was interest and fees and I couldn't contest it because it was an estimate. I didn't feel like digging everything up and refiling so I just paid. The state obviously jewed me

[Anonymous No.22069256]

I bought a TSLA 11/20 500c earlier today after selling 10 WKHS leaps. How much will I regret this decision?

[Anonymous No.22069257]

>>22069206
I'll take a look.. canadian oil has been kind to me plus this is cheap as fuck. Might start scaling in slowly.

[Anonymous No.22069280]

You fucking idiots still haven't bought BLNK?
Welcome to suicideville. Population, you.

[Anonymous No.22069312]

>>22069229
It probably doesn't matter whether you buy tomorrow or Friday or next week, what matters is you keep a close watch on the probability of one of the candidates actually conceding within a week of election day

Right now that chance is very low

[Anonymous No.22069314]

>>22069185
>That's true but irrelevant because what's important is that SOMEBODY wins and the market is confident
It took nearly a month for the 2000 election of Bush v. Gore to have a winner. The SP500 went from 1956 on November 1 to 2021 by Jan 1, 2001. The election, despite being a big news item for weeks, did nothing to the market. The subsequent collapse of the dotcom bubble was a big burger.

[Anonymous No.22069315]

>>22069257
You'll be glad you did when you watch it break $100 a share from your yacht.

[Anonymous No.22069320]

>>22066103
>some random anon posted GME was rising for no real reason this morning, probably to cuck short sellers but who cares
>decide it wouldn't hurt to quick call and sell 3 options
Wish I wasn't still setting up my starting capital otherwise that would have been nicer

[Anonymous No.22069325]

The top is getting closer.

[Anonymous No.22069346]

>>22066103
I may be a little late but...should i go all in on long-dated otm calls?

[Anonymous No.22069363]

>>22069314
There wasn't widespread riots in 2000 or things would have gotten way worse than they did. Also, the economy subsequently collapsed, but that was probably unrelated.

[Anonymous No.22069377]

>check TD Ameritrade account after not looking at it for a long time
>ET down 22%
>FRO down 11%
>SILJ up 5%

L-long term holds right guys?

[Anonymous No.22069391]

>>22069346
*on tsla

[Anonymous No.22069404]

>>22069346
yes on gamestop

[Anonymous No.22069442]

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22069445]

>>22069377
should have invested in name brand tech, anon.

[Anonymous No.22069452]

Are IRAs a boomer meme? Should you even bother with one?

[Anonymous No.22069463]

>>22069391
Buy in before it’s too late. There will be a correction but no guarantee it will be lower than now.

[Anonymous No.22069494]

>>22066721
>When can we expect shit to hit the fan? It feels like it is imminent
Literally the theme of the last two months. Grow a fucking pair

[Anonymous No.22069511]

>>22069280
Those faggot short sellers burned me hard with BLNK. Sold my entire sizeable
position and took it off of my watch list. What’s it been doing? I really like the business model

[Anonymous No.22069532]

>>22069442
I prefer otm covered calls, then you win if it goes up or down or flat.

[Anonymous No.22069534]

>>22069363
Human psychology being what it is is to always think what is happening now is the worst of all times and nobody before you had to deal with it.
JFK's assassination was a "black swan" political event that gave a ~week 3% decline in the SP500. 9/11 was a month long blip. And both of those were far more reaching in fear than your twitter/talking head bubbles.

[Anonymous No.22069537]

>>22068143

> battery Jesus

Sides are outta orbit now. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.22069552]

reminder to sell before opening. theres going to be so much profit taking on tsla then go back up

[Anonymous No.22069553]

>>22069077
What's your reasoning for taking money out now? The elections are still months away

[Anonymous No.22069582]

>>22069534
Be honest. You said the same thing in Feburary about coronavirus, right before a 30% market drawdown.

[Anonymous No.22069583]

>>22069532
That can be hard for some of the anons here without a ton of tendies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22069598]

>>22069452
i don't see the point desu

if you are extremely poor you can get up to a $1000 tax credit/year by investing $2000/year. which is not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.22069605]

>>22069511
Think about this anon
>short sellers
>nothing in company has changed
>value of stock has gone down, but not the company
Basically a vacuum for it to rise even higher. Especially when Q3 comes around and it's proven in the numbers.

[Anonymous No.22069607]

>>22069534
I disagree. Gamergate was the Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassination of our time.

[Anonymous No.22069612]

>>22069452
What man? Are you joking

[Anonymous No.22069625]

I'm buying calls on TSLA tmr. I'm cursed, everytime I FOMO, I get fucked. Enjoy the end of the bullrun kids.

[Anonymous No.22069630]

>>22068143
Fractional shares of TSLA are about to replace the USD

[Anonymous No.22069638]

I want the market to crash again

[Anonymous No.22069644]

Spam threads on /pol/ for crash tomorrow. Any reality or just larding short that got stuck in bad position?

[Anonymous No.22069652]

>>22069607
Then what was 9/11

[Anonymous No.22069656]

>>22069553
I agree and I'm still almost 100% long with minimal cash, I plan on selling into strength through to about the middle of October, when I should have ~40-60% cash (depending on how spooky the market is).

I'm not going to cash out entirely because the nothingburger anon is right that sometimes nothing happens. But if you can call happenings correctly you can time the market way better than chance or TA. You just need to really think through how the crisis you're spooked by interacts with the economy.

>>22069607
the fact that the left is still mad about goobergrapes is proof the gamers won

[Anonymous No.22069660]

>>22069532
What do you do these with? I've been looking at a few tickers just to see some examples of premiums. Microsoft looks good but that would require like 22K to buy the 100 underlying shares

[Anonymous No.22069661]

What's the play if I'm too pussy to go in this late on Zoom or Tesla or even shit like Wayfair?

Tired of 3-4% weekly gains. I want to hit it big too.

If you look at Fidelity orders every day, you'd know this is highly unusual and unsustainable. I don't see this going for longer.

[Anonymous No.22069667]

>>22069605
The report they released scared off a lot of investors. It didn’t help that it took BLNK ceo 4 days to release a rebuttal. I see that it’s under $7 again so I’ll pick up a few hundred tommorow and hold

[Anonymous No.22069670]

>>22069452
>waiting until you're 65 to spend your gains
>if you make over $130k /yr you cant use them

Only for poorfgts

[Anonymous No.22069688]

>>22069644
afaik there's no reason to think the crash will specifically start tomorrow but they could be right simply by virtue of claiming the same shit every day until it happens

[Anonymous No.22069693]

>>22069582
Not a political event. Domestic politics don't matter for the market. There is nearly 120 years of data to support this.

[Anonymous No.22069711]

>>22069661
>I don't see this going for longer.
Just waiting for that dip anon

[Anonymous No.22069712]

>>22069661
Amazon calls. $4k 12/18

[Anonymous No.22069728]

>>22069670
>What is a backdoor Roth
Wife and I make 350k. Max out 403b/Roth IRA rest in the market. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.22069729]

>>22069638
Good. I want to buy more.

[Anonymous No.22069731]

>>22069667
That's just false information.
It took BLNK's ceo less than 48 hours to respond. You also have to get SEC approval and personal lawyer approval before making statements.
Where did you get the 4 day to respond number?

[Anonymous No.22069744]

>>22069660
Just filter for cheaper stocks of reputable companies. TSM is around 80, INTC is around 50, BAC is under 30.

[Anonymous No.22069747]

>>22069656
Have you taken cap gains into consideration? Personally speaking that's a limiting factor for me liquidating.

[Anonymous No.22069751]

>>22069693
>if I repeat myself the rebuttals I already got stop existing
It literally doesn't matter who wins (except for my solar stocks), what matters is the process goes smoothly and according to democratic norms. Even Bush v Gore was marked by peaceful protests and court cases, not street violence and lynchings. Which are already ongoing BEFORE the election this time. How do you think Burn Loot Murder will react to an early Trump lead? How do you think Trump will react to Biden only winning because of mail ballots?

[Anonymous No.22069754]

in this fucked up time, isn't it better to stick to day trading? why take on overnight risk when you have no idea when the ultimate boggening is going to finally come for you?

you could literally just buy every new ATH breakout on AAPL and TSLA relatively risk-free intraday, couldn't you? literally bogproof. you hold overnight, you get good gains until the day it drops 80% overnight and you wake up to all of your money gone when the music finally stops on a day you could never predict.

[Anonymous No.22069755]

>>22066514

>In this, the 2019 edition of the Crude Oil Forecast, Markets and Transportation report, the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers (CAPP) provides a constrained outlook for Canadian oil production from 2019 to 2035, as producers face a broad and increasing array of challenges. If these challenges are not successfully addressed then any meaningful increase in oil production will not be achievable, ultimately reducing potential growth in Canadian GDP, business investment, exports, and jobs. Oil supply in Western Canada already exceeds the transport capacity of pipelines to serve external markets, with the result that Canadians are not receiving the full value for our resources. While rail will play an increasingly important role in transporting western Canadian crude oil to regional refinery centres, significant additional pipeline capacity is needed for the Canadian industry to capture growing oil demand.

More like 20 years

[Anonymous No.22069768]

Tomorrow green or red?

[Anonymous No.22069778]

>>22069661
>Tired of 3-4% weekly gains

Why? That's really good

[Anonymous No.22069782]

>>22069712
I wanted to grab Amazon $3800c for January when they were at 3100 but it was so expensive. It still is really. Sigh.

[Anonymous No.22069789]

>>22069661
>Tired of 3-4% weekly gains.
Are you fucking stupid? If you're able to achieve 3-4% weekly gains, that's great. Don't chase a train you already missed, if you do, you're only gonna lose in the long run.
>I don't see this going for longer.
Don't invest in speculative shit, especially if your head is not in it. Bad psychology will fuck you over.

[Anonymous No.22069813]

>>22069778
We're in a bubble so we have newbies who can't into compound interest putting their money into the stock market for the first time.

[Anonymous No.22069814]

>>22069747
TFSA, no capital gains tax, no dividends tax (except US withholding), contribute up to $70k plus $6k per year. Withdraw whenever. This magic account is literally the only reason to be Canadian.

[Anonymous No.22069830]

>>22069751
>there was no social unrest in the 60s
>or economic unrest in the 70s and 80s
>or existential threats in the 50s (Soviets and Cuba) and 00s (9/11 and war on Terror)
Literally spend a week off of /pol/ and talking head news/twitter. You'll be absolutely astounded at the level of not-giving-a-shit the general population is.

[Anonymous No.22069838]

>>22069744
It's hard to find the balance between cheap price and good premiums

[Anonymous No.22069846]

>>22069731
It must have felt like 4 days. I spent an entire day refreshing BLNK twitter before cutting my losses. Pic related was the BLNK incident

[Anonymous No.22069847]

>>22069661
Just buy FNGU pussy

[Anonymous No.22069851]

AUY

[Anonymous No.22069856]

>>22069583
Eh find a low priced stock that's decent enough and has some decent volume options wise, GME is a good starting pick for 700 bucks you can start a covered call sale strategy.

[Anonymous No.22069874]

>>22069846
Forgot pic. Here is the BLNK dip

[Anonymous No.22069887]

If shorts are >100% of float, who are these people and why arent they bailing out immediately?

[Anonymous No.22069888]

>>22069830
The general population doesn't matter to the stock market except as consumers. And if you're using the 70s and 80s as an excuse NOT to try timing the markets, you should probably look up a chart from that period.
>guys volcker is bluffing just hold long lmao

[Anonymous No.22069893]

>>22069851
That's a woman

[Anonymous No.22069895]

>>22069814
Shit man that's what's up

[Anonymous No.22069896]

>>22069778
I know it's really good but seeing everyone else just make cash piles hand over fist.. it's getting to me. It hurts knowing that any retard could've bought long term calls on Tesla or Apple and make insane returns, while I do all this stupid mumbo jumbo technical shit to make retarded 0.25 delta spreads on high IV megacaps for 3-4% returns weekly. I mean, why shouldn't I just go all in on something and exit at +100%? I know it's all a gamble but man, it really looks like a bubble is here and it just keeps fucking ballooning.

>>22069789
But going OTM calls on Apple.. is that really speculative? I see so many retards making insane returns on retarded calls on Apple all fucking day long. And Tesla too. It just sucks man. My mental state is shattered right now.

[Anonymous No.22069906]

>>22069893
(man)

[Anonymous No.22069918]

>>22069906
*female

[Anonymous No.22069934]

>>22069887
I assume we're talking about GME, yes?

Shorts are only like 85% of the total float, they're 101% of the public float. And they do seem to be bailing, we just rocketed up 23% today and another 5% after hours.

[Anonymous No.22069943]

>>22069874
Here's two images. Look at dates.
It was around 24 hours or so.

[Anonymous No.22069961]

>>22069918
(male)

[Anonymous No.22069971]

>>22069874
>>22069943
1st image was culper's short and distort
2nd image was blink's rebuttal.

[Anonymous No.22069975]

>>22069888
You keep repeating that an election will matter and then use non-election data points to support the hypothesis?
There is no hope for you. You can be added to the statistics of people who lose money selling off before an election and then having to FOMO back in afterwards when their team captain doesn't win.

[Anonymous No.22069984]

>>22069896
>>3-4% weekly returns
I'm not a smart person, but I'm going to say that if you are making those returns consistently and reinvesting whatever profit you're making off of them then you should be really fortunate that you're doing better than most YOLO'ers and HODL'ers.

I mean 3% weekly return on a $10k investment is something above $45k in a year's time. Imagine if you kept that up nonstop.

[Anonymous No.22069994]

>>22069896
The people who are posting massive daily gains don't post when they lose money. They probably don't do any better than you on average unless they were early to the TSLA train, in which case all you can do is curse them and their families for a thousand generations. There will always be bubbles you miss, don't kick yourself over them. Have a fun account for playing bubbles, pump and dumps, etc. Then if you win big, you can move some of that cash to your big boy account.

[Anonymous No.22070018]

>>22069838
You need to look at premiums as a percentage of the movement. You can sell a MSFT calls for $100 which is only half a percentage movement, but for BAC you could sell for $25 and that implies a whole percentage movement.

For example (not actual calls, just for illustration purposes)
MSFT = $200, sell a call for $100, implies it will move to $201. 1/200 = 0.5%
BAC = $25, sell a call for $25, implies it will move to $25.25. .25/25 = 1.0%
When you sell covered calls, you want high volatility, then you just sell out of the money. You are the guy selling lotto tickets to retards.

[Anonymous No.22070025]

>>22067952
You have more control with owning the shares.

[Anonymous No.22070029]

>>22069975
The ELECTION as an event and trigger for unrest matters. Which fat senile boomer wins does not matter. The data you keep referencing is a study on whether which boomer wins matters. Why is this so hard for you to separate out? Trump or Biden doesn't matter. New York burning matters.

[Anonymous No.22070069]

>>22066208
She's so cute anons wtf

[Anonymous No.22070089]

>>22069984
>>22069994
I can't complain about beating the S&P 500 but in the greenest market of all time, people just keep repeating the same thing to me. Just go all in on tech long calls. I want to do it so badly.

The only reason I'm able to make 3-4% weekly returns (sometimes a bit better) is because well, we're in the greenest market ever. Basically, I'm not so sure anymore that I'm taking full advantage of the market enough.

And it's worrying to me since it looks like the retail euphoria is really, REALLY kicking in now with the Apple and Tesla stock splits. Even Microsoft moved last week on the TikTok news, as if it was a fucking penny stock.

I just don't know anymore guys. It feels like the moment I do something like go in on AMZN calls COVID will suddenly get cured and SEARS will become the new hottest online store.

[Anonymous No.22070094]

>>22069874
They also just got a $20million contract with california as part of their $437million state funded EV charging station program to build more infrastructure for a green future.
Also a $1million deal with the dominican republic for another 150 level 2 chargers.
Also they have a presentation wednesday.
It's basically just a matter of time before investors like you (who were burned by shorts and probably removed the stock from their watchlist return and realize it was all bullshit and rebuttaled between 24-48 hours after their hit piece was put out).
Good luck.
My personal target is $14 before mid october.

[Anonymous No.22070110]

>>22070029
also
MATTERS:
>peaceful transition of power
>Q3 and Q4 GDP numbers
>Whether CLOs start going bad en masse
>Stimulus
>Climate change

DOES NOT MATTER:
>Who wins the election
>Probably vaccines at this point desu
>Black lives

A two and a half century long tradition of the peaceful transition of power is what separates America from South Africa or Argentina as a place to do business. That matters.

[Anonymous No.22070144]

>>22070110
Based

[Anonymous No.22070163]

>>22070029
New York burning doesn’t really matter. If it did the market would have tanked when Minneapolis and other cities were burning. The only things that matter in this world are money and freedom, and guess what the number one thing that money buys you is?

[Anonymous No.22070171]

>>22067727
>Tape 30km/h sign to back of car
>Drive Autobahn with my 3000 euro car
>Every tesla that trys to drive past me does an emergency brake

[Anonymous No.22070192]

>>22067461
When a stock splits it usually sees an small pump in the days/weeks following said split solely due to the split. The pump, however, on a stock like Apple, one that is already parabolic in price, would just be a good psychological indicator to sell thus triggering a perpetual tumble in price. It didn't happen today but it's gonna bleed this week. My Apple puts began printing today.

[Anonymous No.22070213]

>>22067641
Kek. It's always different this time until it actually isn't.

[Anonymous No.22070215]

>>22070089
>SEARS
Retail is dying. Amazon will continue to thrive and there's nothing anybody can do about it. Amazon is also taking on Fitbit with their Halo platform and it looks interesting. If anything COVID has done it's weeded out the financially weak and established blue chips and large caps as gods among other companies.

You don't have to listen to me because, well honestly, your net worth is probably more than I'll ever see in my life. However, I'm hoping that will change and you'll also continue to prosper too. All in on tech stocks and all in on US large caps. Amazon calls, Apple calls, and AMD calls imo.

[Anonymous No.22070217]

>>22070163
See
>>22070110
The peaceful transition of power in American democracy is why America is such a good place to do business. Because as you've said, it doesn't matter which boomer wins. America is free, stable, prosperous, and a great place to invest. By contrast, Argentina and Venezuala are shit places to invest. Because at any point the military might just come by and steal your shit, steal the election, change the flag, and kill a bunch of dissidents. I'm not worried about Biden or Trump winning, I'm worried about 1930s Weimar style streets violence and a failure of the electoral system.

[Anonymous No.22070288]

>>22070217
also go long on Gamestop, shares and otm call options

[Anonymous No.22070305]

>>22070215
Haha funny you say that. I work at Amazon. Maybe I can do some Amazon debit spreads instead of raw calls. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22070333]

>>22070305
gib insider information? or are you just a wage cage warehouse monkey?

[Anonymous No.22070349]

>>22070110
based. how do i short black lives?

[Anonymous No.22070367]

Are ARK ETFs good or reddit tier investments?

[Anonymous No.22070422]

>>22070217
I do agree with you about the peaceful transition of power being important to the market but I believe that is restricted to the official transfer of power. I don’t believe that anything short of an actual coup or armed rebellion will have long term effects. Even if the election is contested, as it was in 2000, things will eventually even out. That being said, what are your current plays? Are you planning on shorting nearer to the election? I’ve consider liquidating most or all of my positions and just daytrading through november or December depending on how things look.
I’m not the original guy you were debating btw, just interested in your viewpoint.

[Anonymous No.22070427]

>>22070305
I cannot offer you guidance on those investments as I have no knowledge on debit spreads. I'm a perma bull and hope to retire healthy and wealthy. I'm usually guided by few financial principals and mostly on gut feel. I can only say that Amazon is a solid company and will continue to dominate ecommerce retail for the next few decades.

[Anonymous No.22070482]

Quick update from /pol/
>Basement
>Pizza
Biden confirmed pedo elite/possible friend of Randy Pitchford.

[Anonymous No.22070487]

>>22070349
SWBI, GEO

>>22070422
I'm not shorting anything until a crash has actually started. Shorting is fun when everything is red but rapidly stops being fun when things are fine. I probably won't go more than 50%ish cash, 50% long stocks. Might sell my solar stocks if Biden fucks the debate up.

My current plays are a bunch of boomer holds based on macro trends in my boomer account, gamestop and leveraged funds in the fun account

[Anonymous No.22070488]

>>22070094
I’m sold anon. I’ll take some of those bags

[Anonymous No.22070549]

>>22070333
There are way too many separate departments at Amazon to have considerable "insider" information.

The only insider information I had was back when Amazon was acquiring Whole Foods. I guess one I have for you is the introduction of a brand new delivery program that combines pantry goods, fresh produce goods, Safeway-style deli stuff, and everything you can imagine, to your door, in an hour. But that's only available in certain areas and we're rolling it out slowly.

[Anonymous No.22070560]

>>22069442
>goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash
I like this meme.

[Anonymous No.22070578]

It doesn't matter how good my picks are or how great my performance is, Tesla always makes me feel like shit. Anything short of a total collapse in the price of Tesla will not shake this feeling of being a miserable loser.

[Anonymous No.22070623]

>>22070560
But it's true, anon!! Just zoom in on the major dips and you'll see how quickly they recover!!

[Anonymous No.22070852]

>>22070089
Dude sears is beyond dead, it's already been stripped of it's most profitable pieces in recent years in a brilliant display of CEO fuckery.