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/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:19:13 No.22063657 [Reply] [Original]

Unedited 500 edition

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>Educational sites:
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>Free chart:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

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>Suggested books:
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>22062191

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:19:59 No.22063687 Should I YOLO into Zoom first thing tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:25 No.22063702 File: 299 KB, 1200x1200, 0FCE9D21-A9DD-4517-8853-233F60FB87C7(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for cunny and anime

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:33 No.22063706 >>22063687 Why zoom?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:34 No.22063707 There are people on this VERY board who shorted Tesla and are giving out advice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:47 No.22063717 File: 37 KB, 685x375, 041620-workhorse-horsefly-drone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WKHS $20 EOW GME $20 EOW

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:49 No.22063718 >TESLA $510

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:50 No.22063722 holy shit TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:20:55 No.22063727 File: 33 KB, 669x600, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am financially ruined aah

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:00 No.22063735 >>22063706 Revenues QUADRUPLED

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:02 No.22063736 File: 15 KB, 566x368, musk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Xth for TSLA go up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:07 No.22063739 File: 49 KB, 805x754, 3456894567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I be concerned

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:15 No.22063746 >>22063687 Buy Tesla.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:23 No.22063750 >>22063687 Wait for the morning sell-of before buying in.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:32 No.22063757 >>22063687 >Investing in Chinese Skype. Traitorous scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:42 No.22063764 File: 142 KB, 715x557, 4dxgtf65q6j31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063736 It doesn't fucking stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:48 No.22063770 File: 128 KB, 750x501, 41AA51D1-B4CA-4580-9F48-48A9DABCB150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon I will finally break $4000. I’m excited.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:21:57 No.22063773 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:22:03 No.22063775 >>22063657 It's 508 now big boy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:22:07 No.22063778 File: 255 KB, 1021x874, big brain .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck is going on with TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:22:15 No.22063781 >>22063735 They made $100,000?????? They must be within 100 years of their market cap!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:22:20 No.22063785 File: 42 KB, 600x909, 4DF3B74E-9D0E-43DB-A7BE-9076DDBFF7A5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elon you son of a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:22:35 No.22063798 File: 206 KB, 250x141, tumblr_mycjfqNXu21t4givuo1_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TQQQ will be $225 by Christmas

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:22:36 No.22063800 >>22063739 buying the top? concerned?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:06 No.22063816 All in on TSLA? Sell the house and buy TSLA? Sell my kidney and buy TSLA? TSLA? TSLA? TSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:09 No.22063818 File: 420 KB, 680x1200, 1579649514861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I buy tesla at ATH? Will I get the rug pull overnight in the premarket when the stop loss doesn't kick in?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:19 No.22063824 >>22063773 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:23 No.22063826 >>22063778 No one wants to be the guy a year from now wishing they bought at 400/500. Let the FOMO flow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:23 No.22063829 >>22063778 fomo memes fan boys plebs the lot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:29 No.22063836 WHY DID I BUY AAPL? WHY DIDN'T I JUST ALL IN TSLA?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:34 No.22063840 File: 1.36 MB, 1920x3600, 35653263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post you're plays

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:44 No.22063847
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Anons, stop for a moment. Look around you, forget your gains for just this fragment of time. Look at the market objectively, how would you describe the aura of the investors around you? What word comes to mind immediately? Is it perhaps euphoria?

Remember to take profits - you have been warned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:23:55 No.22063857 >>22063735 -$0.24 x 4 = -$0.96

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:02 No.22063867 File: 67 KB, 1024x962, a38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lost money this year by falling for the tanker meme then the gold miners meme I'm the biggest fucking retard on /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:03 No.22063868 >>22063785 Elon is going to become the richest man on earth on the back of a meme stock.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:15 No.22063874 >>22063778 Up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:17 No.22063877 >>22063727 Not this shit again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:37 No.22063889 File: 279 KB, 591x336, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063847 profits?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:38 No.22063890 >>22063800 I listened to the guy in the other thread shilling for debit call spreads

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:46 No.22063898 >>22063798 Hoping for a split. They seem to usually split between $150 and $200

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:24:51 No.22063903 >>22063840 >not playing Gamestop earnings with the short squeeze and console preorders

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:06 No.22063910 >>22063778 IT'S NOT A BUBBLE REPEAT AFTER ME IT'S NOT A BUBBLE THEY ARE GOING TO SELL BATTERIES, LOOK AT ALL THOSE BATTERY MANUFACTURES TRADING ABOVE THEIR MARKET CAP, BATTERY MANUFACTURING IS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT BUSINESS WITH HUGE MARGINS RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:25 No.22063924 >>22063778 >>22063868 It's meme magic. Reality is simply a suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:37 No.22063930 >>22063868 I'd rather get an autistic South African to be #1 than a bunch of inbred Rothschilds and Saudi royals.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:39 No.22063933 >>22063657 How comfy are you sitting right now TSLAbros? You did buy the dip in march, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:40 No.22063932 >>22063903 it's too late for gamestop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:44 No.22063935 File: 668 KB, 257x320, 288398c6bbd39cfddca6404f7637eb2a39a2fc06_00.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063898 That's including a 2:1 split

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:45 No.22063936 >>22063847 >how would you describe the aura of the investors around you? Confused and excited.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:48 No.22063938 File: 107 KB, 613x533, 1502420962565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063847 Wait, you guys are making a profit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:25:53 No.22063941 >>22063847 confused screaming about how stocks must stop going up, and then a bunch of calls

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:02 No.22063945 The stock market is like that price is right TV show except more boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:10 No.22063952 File: 15 KB, 380x293, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063818 i bought ATH, not going to stress if it dumps. realize that I cant fuck up again and just hold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:12 No.22063954 File: 20 KB, 729x465, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say something nice about Zoom

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:27 No.22063963 >>22063867 Hey now, it's not so bad. You could always be a TSLA bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:50 No.22063979 >>22063930 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:50 No.22063981 File: 71 KB, 1656x330, Annotation 2020-08-31 162627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rate my shit folio

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:26:51 No.22063982 When will Tesla do second split?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:04 No.22063988 File: 174 KB, 750x938, 7E9DDFA8-CEBD-4A44-9D2F-2D65F6D1CF48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063933 Personally I did

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:04 No.22063989 >>22063903 I have an option with a strike price of 8,00 that expires in October

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:06 No.22063993 >>22063867 It's okay, anon. Tankers might still go back up, it's just a longer recovery, like for most of the economy outside tech.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:15 No.22063998 rip to the BLNK retard from this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:29 No.22064012 >>22063982 When we get back to $2k

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:29 No.22064013 >>22063981 why are you poor

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:36 No.22064016 >>22063954 people are going to start paying thousands for a video conference platform instead of flocking to the next free competitor, you just wait and see!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:43 No.22064021 >>22063932 It isn't though, it's not the absolute bottom but $10 or $20 off an earnings squeeze is entirely possible

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:45 No.22064022 >>22063982 Early next year when it hits 1500 again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:27:57 No.22064029 Do you think TSLA will go down a bit tomorrow morning so I can buy in again? I fucking sold my single share for 480 this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:01 No.22064031 >>22064013 i only put 1400

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:03 No.22064033 >>22063952 >Buys ATH makes 3% in an hour Doesn't seem like you bought the ATH friend

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:04 No.22064034 File: 27 KB, 216x398, investing - green fridays.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063935 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:12 No.22064038 >>22063847 Just set a trailing stop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:15 No.22064041 >>22063778 imagine unironically believing they're a car company in 2020. People are just now catching on that the cars are just a byproduct

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:20 No.22064046 >>22063981 Too much chink shit Choose one PND and sell the other

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:31 No.22064056 >>22063938 No, Vanguard says my annual return is -6%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:44 No.22064063 File: 30 KB, 663x579, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 50% market open LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:28:52 No.22064067 WKHS bros I'm really happy with my profits. I expect us to keep going up, but in case of catastrophe I want to lock in my gains. What should I set my stop loss to? What is a price we are unlikely to dip below except in case of catastrophic failure?

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:06 No.22064077

>>22063981
>DPHC
>DiamondPeak Holdings Corp. does not have significant operations. It intends to effect a merger, capital stock exchange, asset acquisition, stock purchase, reorganization, or similar business combination with one or more businesses. The company was founded in 2018 and is based in New York, New York.
It's not the first time I have seen somebody mention it; what's the reason for investing in it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:10 No.22064081 >>22064063 Yep I'm YOLOing into this shit for a PnD tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:17 No.22064084 >>22064029 You missed the boat by trying to make $20.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:20 No.22064086 >>22064046 i sold all my chinkshit merril doesn't remove it from my folio showings until it settles

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:27 No.22064087

>>22062969
>I believe inflation is the biggest concern.
>At some point the big guys start realising they're losing value and move towards assets in other currencies. Then the Fed is forced to seduce investors by raise rates (so that the US goverment can fund itself) and all hell breaks loose.

so basically what you're saying is, the music doesn't stop until the FED stays they'll be raising interest rates, so I'm free to ride the money train until they announce that at which point i should immediately liquidate all of my positions (and probably go short)?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:35 No.22064090 File: 24 KB, 656x290, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064033 this was me >>22061066

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:41 No.22064094 Another crash happening when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:44 No.22064100 >>22064041 They're a memecoin

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:57 No.22064110 The crash begins Wednesday, you were warned friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:29:59 No.22064113 I still don’t know why TSLA stock continues to get so massive.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:01 No.22064114 >>22064067 $15

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:13 No.22064123 >>22064077 It's the lordstown motors SPAC

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:15 No.22064124 File: 26 KB, 325x319, 1491783366685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064094 never just BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:25 No.22064131 >>22064077 They're buying Lordstown, the pickup spin off from WKHS I think investing in DPHC is dumb because they're only getting something like 15% equity, whereas WKHS has 10% undiluted equity plus 1% revenue from Lordstown

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:27 No.22064132 Citi anon are you okay

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:31 No.22064138 >>22064067 15.50

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:37 No.22064140 >>22063770 Congrats anon. We all have to start somewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:30:55 No.22064148 >>22064087 >at which point i should immediately liquidate all of my positions good luck timing it before everything else including institutions with insider information.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:04 No.22064153 >>22064090 I know bro. That was me that responded to you. Enjoy your meme gains

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:15 No.22064161 >>22063657 Sold all my GME Jan Calls for a nice profit today. Did I get out too soon? Hoping for a dip so I can get back in cheaper. Is this thing gonna just keep running?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:17 No.22064162 File: 52 KB, 950x950, rBVaSlvXFgmAaUA_AAPd9m9buyQ471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] alright, godbless chink skype, I'm going to sleep here's a free test boost from me

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:18 No.22064166 >>22064113 Battery Day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:25 No.22064169 >>22064124 Shit doesnt add up. How could this be sustained for a period of time? Or does no one care and everyone just wants to get their shit out?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:25 No.22064171 >>22064063 WHAT THE FUCK WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:50 No.22064183 File: 24 KB, 480x486, 1593840307673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063847

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:57 No.22064186 File: 195 KB, 1280x720, 1588335140584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064113 because Musk has a vision for the future and people believe in it

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:31:58 No.22064187 >>22063657 Fidelity vs. Vanguard?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:11 No.22064196 >>22064041 Spill your thesis or shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:15 No.22064199 >>22064162 stop. i no longer wish to be horny. i just..want to be happy

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:24 No.22064206 File: 13 KB, 1068x97, new.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sold my amd calls for 80% profit, glad i didn't chicken out when i was up 20%

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:28 No.22064209 >>22064171 here's a better question >>22063727

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:30 No.22064211 Is draftkings dead

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:32 No.22064213 >>22064148 easy, liquidate everything 2 weeks before every FOMC. am i wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:33 No.22064214 >>22063954 I don’t understand the appeal of it. Microsoft Teams is objectively better and is far more integrated with Windows.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:34 No.22064216 >>22064067 Depends on your average cost and risk tolerance. I've set mine at $10, but setting at $12-$13 isn't bad either considering it's consolidated in the $14-$16 range for so long.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:37 No.22064217 Realistically speaking what will the price be of GameStop tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:43 No.22064218 >>22064140 I’m very happy with it. I only invested $2100, so I’m almost doubled. This is my first year with stocks, so what should I expect for taxes on this?

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:32:43 No.22064219

>>22064166
Unless Elon unveils a literal Fallout 4 style pocket sized fusion core, battery day will be a massive sell the news dump.

If Elon does unveil fusion cores, I'll be slightly salty for having not invested but incredibly excited about our new nuclear future

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:33:40 No.22064244 File: 94 KB, 450x300, unnamed (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064217

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:33:43 No.22064247 File: 671 KB, 828x1792, F0A5C6DD-1D0A-47EC-9245-85A4AF87458C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064113 Literally zoomers who are gay for Elon. It’s still in massive losses and will be for the foreseeable future.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:33:55 No.22064254 >>22064211 >crabbing at 35 So glad I sold when it first hit 43, I remember people here telling me it's going to 50

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:33:58 No.22064256 >>22064219 >battery day will be a massive sell the news dump Yeah, and right now everyone is buying the rumor

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:33:59 No.22064259

>>22064186
The problem is people believe Tesla represents SpaceX and Neuralink. It doesn't. There's no equity on SpaceX held by Tesla. You'll get cool marketing stunts like Roadster in space and Cybertruck on the moon, but no actual revenue. I think SpaceX is a trillion dollar company but Tesla is overhyped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:05 No.22064266 >>22064196 think about all the driving jobs there are, taxis, delivery, trucking, etc. Now imagine automating all of it. How much do you think that is worth?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:08 No.22064268 >>22064187 You can't buy TQQQ or FNGU on Vanguard. Go with Schwab

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:09 No.22064270 >>22064094 Never. 2020 was the year of the infinite bull run.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:12 No.22064273 File: 301 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20200831-163333_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Absolutely fuking loaded on CLF calls Looking for a 100k flip on these within 6 months

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:12 No.22064274 Damn fngu has me netting a grand right now. I feel like I should sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:15 No.22064275 File: 106 KB, 1080x1304, att.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So tell me why aren't you investing in AT&T known as Ass Thighs & Titties

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:34:41 No.22064286 >>22064113 Who cares? It's making us money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:35:00 No.22064306 File: 90 KB, 1000x563, 1592832360155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FELLAS I'VE FUCKING DONE IT. I'VE REACHED SIX FIGURES IN MY STOCK PORTFOLIO AT 20 YEARS OF AGE. NEW GOAL: 1 MILLION BY 30

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:35:08 No.22064309 File: 44 KB, 800x450, 5669373E-B750-4912-9364-52CEF89EF954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Surely this is a bubble that is going to pop very soon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:35:33 No.22064320 >>22063993 dumped all of my tankers for miners >>22063963 i think I would have necked myself if i was a tsla bear

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:35:37 No.22064323 >>22064217 somewhere between zero and ten dollars >>22064113 people confuse Tesla with SpaceX which actually deserves a trillion dollar valuation

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:35:40 No.22064325 >>22064259 spacex allows them to launch starlink which will help power the automated transportation network, especially in remote regions. Neuralink will let you drive the cars with your mind allowing even quadriplegics to drive telsa vehicles

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:36:47 No.22064359 File: 854 KB, 352x240, 1513466769580.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064266

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:37:19 No.22064378

>>22064325
Starlink will be a nifty bonus for Tesla but it really isn't groundbreaking (in this sense, it is for rural internet but that's seperate). Think about how often you actually drive out of cell service. Probably not that often. And the roads out there tend to be straight with simple markings and not a lot of traffic, something a Tesla can already handle.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:37:22 No.22064382 >>22063778 People are making their bets that Tesla will be the one to cause the singularity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:37:44 No.22064398 File: 1000 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20200831-104201_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064306 Nice man I reached 6 figures at 21 My net worth is 500k and I'm 26 You are well on your way. Check the options I posted earlier

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:38:00 No.22064409
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I'm setting a GTC+Ext limit buy at $490 for Tesla-chan

Just by looking at the ask/sell ratio there's obviously a lot of people locking down their gains.

I want in this pump and dump, but can't fomo into it like all the horse, solo, gnus fags did.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:38:04 No.22064416

>>22064259
>people believe Tesla represents SpaceX and Neuralink
>It doesn't
If they think it does, it does. The market is mass psychology. Many people aren't necessarily investing in Tesla itself from a psychological perspective, but rather Elon and his nebulous cloud of businesses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:38:17 No.22064420 >>22064286 This. Just be rich, you fools.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:38:25 No.22064424 >>22064378 >think about how often you actually drive out of cell service I don't know where you live but in Canada it's like every 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:38:33 No.22064433 >>22064268 A friend told me to get an IRA from vanguard so I wasn't sure. Also wanted to stocks though. FNGU on fidelity?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:39:34 No.22064464 File: 5 KB, 230x250, 1530846945858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TESLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:39:44 No.22064468 >>22064433 It would be retarded to buy FNGU for your Roth IRA. Just buy ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:39:46 No.22064469 >>22064325 Neuralink is a dead end, you can literally do everything they've done without invasive surgery with an EEG headset.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:39:53 No.22064471 >>22064114 >>22064138 >>22064216 Hmm. My cost basis is $15.48 right now, so I'm a little concerned about setting it too low. Maybe I'll just hold off and play by ear, I dont expect a big drop below $15 until at least the contract announcement.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:39:59 No.22064474 File: 69 KB, 352x341, Shady-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want some insider secrets kid?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:40:02 No.22064477 I bought 5 tsla at 480 Wish I bought more lol..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:40:17 No.22064484 Hi anons, just curious how you guys manage your money. How much do you have in your 1) Checking account 2) 401K 3) Stonks

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:40:17 No.22064485

>>22064424
I live in Canada on the Island and there's literally two highways, both are well marked and fairly straight. I'm pretty sure a Tesla could already autopilot itself from Vancouver to Thunder Bay just by sticking to Highway 1. So why Starlink?

Also, because SpaceX is a separate company, they're free to sell Starlink access to other automakers, not just Tesla.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:40:20 No.22064487 >>22063847 Dumb ratboi this isn't a bouble. This is inflation and the new normal. Holding your gains in cash will lose value hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:40:24 No.22064490 Holy fuck its at $516 now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:40:36 No.22064503 >>22064477 anon i BOUGHT 1 (ONE) I WISH I BOUGHT MORE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:03 No.22064517 >>22064433 No idea, jewgle it. Vanguard index funds are a boomer meme. I wasted about 10 years DCA'ing into them. Had I just done TQQQ I would literally have a million dollars by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:12 No.22064523 File: 6 KB, 273x68, 8.31.2020 tsla after.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JE SUS CHROISTE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:17 No.22064532 >>22064484 U data mining me boy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:32 No.22064537 >>22064477 >>22064503 Why didn't you buy Tesla calls? Way bigger and faster gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:32 No.22064538 >>22064067 Before the Hitachi announcement I'd say the floor is $5 if the USPS contract failed. With Hitachi helping them set up a modern robofactory, $18 might be the new floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:38 No.22064541 >>22064254 I hear talk that their opening up gambling or some shit in time for ""sportd to come back""

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:38 No.22064542 >>22064484 10% 0% 90% I'm 23. Now's the time to go for broke, I won't have this chance again. If I make it big I'm playing it safe with the returns.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:41:56 No.22064548 >>22063867 Mine stocks are going to go up. Even Buffet is betting on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:04 No.22064556 >>22064537 can't buy options yet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:13 No.22064563 >>22064469 EEG headsets can predict limb position?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:13 No.22064564 File: 148 KB, 420x420, 1593750623554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:35 No.22064573 >TSLA is fucking mooning in after hours

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:36 No.22064574 might as well just go all in on tsla. its never going to correct

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:36 No.22064576 >>22064484 Savings: 60k 401k, turned to Roth IRA: 20k Brokerage acct: 38k Looking to put that 38k to work though, no clue what I should be buying

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:42:46 No.22064578 BORR is going to hit $50 this time next year.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:43:13 No.22064600 File: 364 KB, 600x600, crackhead gone mad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great just great, i'll have to wake at 4 AM to safe guard my TSLA gains because algos know what you set your stop loss at, FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:43:15 No.22064602 File: 3.86 MB, 1884x2202, 1598386384953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063657 My TSLA holdings are set at a 10% trailing stop. Time to take my profits and be happy. I did it bruhs! ...these profits even wipe out my crypto losses.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:43:31 No.22064608 >>22064563 Yes.

>>	50k on AAPL 8/25 Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:43:36 No.22064612 WHAT THE FUCK IS AAPL DOING

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:43:37 No.22064613 is there any reason why i shouldn't take the 25k i have in my bank account, move it to my AMTD account, and put it all into TSLA and hodl until before battery day?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:43:51 No.22064625 >>22063867 Bro, buy oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:44:03 No.22064632 HOW DO I BYPASS ROBINHOOD LIMITS I NEED TO GO ALL IN

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:44:20 No.22064643 File: 170 KB, 600x400, Borgia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He didn't buy X amount of Tesla shares instead of what he already bought. It's over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:44:51 No.22064652 >>22064484 Checking/savings: 57,000 Brokerage: 20,000 401(k)/Roth: about 40,000. I still need to roll my old one over.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:44:59 No.22064657 >>22064578 literally why

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:05 No.22064663 >TSLA now worth more than JNJ and V The company is valued 2 million dollars for every car it produced in 2019

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:06 No.22064664 File: 630 KB, 1278x670, 1591859985211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit...i think Tesla is about to pop. Its struggling to stay at $500

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:15 No.22064670 File: 38 KB, 572x323, OK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064564 There is a HYPE beyond HYPE

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:18 No.22064671

>>22064485
yeah it can drive there but they'll need realtime data on where the trucks are, how much battery they have, if the reefer is operational, is the full cargo still there, which charging stations are currently available, etc. It's more complicated than 'go from point A to point B', things can happen along the way and they need to know when they do instantly

And yes they can and probably will sell the access to other companies but none are near any position to utilize it like tesla is

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:35 No.22064680 >>22064537 Cant afford em yet. Still building myself up fr being former wageslave poorfag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:37 No.22064683 >>22064474 No, that's illegal

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:37 No.22064684 File: 213 KB, 1440x1291, if only id go all in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only I went all in with my account. Currently about half is in use. But I'm utterly terrified. How do I fight back and go in hard for the gains to be larger?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:45 No.22064687 File: 40 KB, 556x435, 1598554756036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063847 O Rat King, I shall take a good chunk of my Tesla profits...shortly before battery day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:45:52 No.22064690 >>22064484 Checking and Savings: $14K 401K and Roth IRA: $75K Taxable Brokerages: $467K

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:01 No.22064693 >>22064087 Just look at what happened every time the fed tried to raise rates in the last 3 years. We had microcrashes. That is why the fed decided to contincutting instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:02 No.22064696 >>22064657 If you can't see it there's no helping you kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:09 No.22064699 >>22064576 1. 4k (get about 3-4k every 2 weeks) 2. 45k 3. 40k(down 40% overall) emergency fund is 5k. still living with parents and no debt so thats why im going full retard on stonks

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:15 No.22064701 what is even real anymore elon? jc? anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:40 No.22064712 >>22064664 It's inevitable. I think everyone feels it on a certain level.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:40 No.22064717 Is this what buying Enron felt like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:46:41 No.22064716 File: 17 KB, 340x293, The Horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064687

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:47:43 No.22064748 >>22064664 >struggling to stay at 500 Were about to hit 520.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:47:43 No.22064749 is there any way to show after hours on the streetsmart edge chart?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:47:46 No.22064751 File: 390 KB, 1920x1080, The rat will let us approach within a certain distance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063847 you let me get too close, rat. you're within my stand's range now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:47:58 No.22064757 >>22064166 When is battery day? I can't believe I didn't buy at 1500..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:48:04 No.22064761 >>22064684 Don’t dude. The correction is absolutely imminent. 99% of this board is zoomers who think everything goes up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:48:28 No.22064772 >>22064701 Real? There is no REAL, boy. Now you live in the age of collective-unconscious meme magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:48:28 No.22064774 >>22064484 >Checking $2,000 (rents due this is dropping soon) >401k lol >stocks $49,000 I also have $150k invested in another company and those shares are probably worth $300-500k right now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:48:56 No.22064782 >>22064748 TSLA $600 CALLS 9/11

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:48:58 No.22064784 >>22064484 >needing a 401k NGMI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:10 No.22064791 TQQQ bros will we make it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:14 No.22064793 >>22064761 are they wrong though? look at the chart, zoom out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:16 No.22064795 >>22064757 September 22nd

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:21 No.22064798

>>22064259
Technically correct, but it sort of does. Part of the funding for the other private companies is from Elon's scheduled and recurring sale of Tesla stock. If Tesla is worth more he has more money to fund his other projects. Not that normals realize or understand this distinction.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:27 No.22064801 >>22064663 Wait until TSLA is valued 10m dollars for each car.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:28 No.22064802 >>22064757 22nd

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:32 No.22064810 >>22063657 >>22063657 Anyone here worried about the blood futures right now like wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:38 No.22064813 > Tfw made 2k from TSLA today > Sold my calls and went in on a 475p right at close > Moons in my face AH Today was almost a good day

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:49:40 No.22064814 >>22064169 Are you kidding? The dollar is fucked. Small businesses are fucked. The only sane place to put your money is tech. The melt-up has no end in sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:02 No.22064822 >>22063847 I believe in you rat god

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:11 No.22064828 >>22064793 The correction is imminent. There are going to be so many pink Wojaks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:16 No.22064830 >>22064247 wasn't Amazon posting negative revenue for over a decade before finally becoming profitable?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:46 No.22064848 >>22064717 whats that? joking

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:47 No.22064849

should i just go back to day trading this TSLA shit? i feel like it's the only way to avoid getting bogged. i'll buy every breakout from now on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

i just really don't like this air of everyone knowing how stupid and unrealistic this shit is while at the same time not wanting to miss out on all these gains. it's reaching a fever pitch and i have no idea how to know when the boggening is happening besides just sticking to intraday trading where at least my stop loss works. the overnight risk is too damn high.

that said... is there literally any risk whatsoever to taking all of my money besides intraday margin trading power and putting it into AAPL? it's like TSLA except legit safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:56 No.22064854 >>22064398 HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:50:59 No.22064855 >>22064612 Going up, just not as fast as tesla?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:04 No.22064857 >>22064782 I'm good just holding, no extra funds. If I had an extra 1k laying around though, I'd do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:28 No.22064869 >>22064830 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:32 No.22064871 File: 98 KB, 1080x1529, Screenshot_20200831-155020~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064828 What correction? It's only up from here!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:35 No.22064877 >>22064830 They were in a loss, not negative revenue. And Amazon never mooned like this. It’s had fairly reasonable growth.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:43 No.22064881

>>22064416
>>22064798
Yeah but at some point in 2024 when Tesla is squeezing by with a 0.01c GAAP profit and SpaceX is landing men on Mars, investors will ask questions. At literally any point between now and then Tesla's valuation could collapse 5 fold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:57 No.22064888 File: 9 KB, 221x228, 1558813768324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064828 >The correction is imminent. There are going to be so many pink Wojaks.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:51:58 No.22064892
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What is the argument for there being a "correction" / "sell off" soon? Ultimately, we'd have to have more sellers than buyers, and presumably, the market is mostly made up of large investment players. So what would drive them to sell off?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:52:07 No.22064901 >>22064782 Imagine if TSLA crashed on 9/11 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:52:12 No.22064904 Is the mooning period over for AMD?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:52:35 No.22064919 I have 35k (out of ~115k) in cash right now. Is this enough to capitalize on the inevitable correction?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:52:42 No.22064922 >>22064854 i was wondering the same thing, i really regret "living my life" and not saving money in my 18-25 years of life. Now im 26 and got lol 1k in the market which is my savings. Go big or go hom- neck yourself as they say.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:53:21 No.22064955 >>22064484 # >Checking 1600€ >401k N/A >stocks 2600€ And 18k in boomer government debt at around 1%/year

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:53:37 No.22064961 >>22064273 What's the maximum you can lose if that stock goes tits-up?

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:53:37 No.22064962

>>22064849
Why would you assume AAPL is safe if TSLA isn't? Markets are fundamentally both irrational and very much overheated in the case of tech, even if you believe the valuations are solid the fact that they've climbed so high so fast without establishing supports along the way should be a red flag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:54:24 No.22064991 >>22064922 I had a little bit of that, took a trip to Korea and Vietnam and just bough a few things around 19-21. 22 now and plan to focus now on saving, investing, and getting some skills

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:54:29 No.22064996 I'm tempted to exit all my positions except precious metal stocks this week and stay out of the market until 2021. The best gains are made near the top of the bubble, but inevitable crash is going to make Japans' 90s market crash look forgiving.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:54:31 No.22064997 >>22064962 well theres 5g and the new iphone as well as zoomers growing up and knowing nothing outside apple

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:54:35 No.22064999 File: 114 KB, 893x268, 20200831_145112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064090 Feels good bro

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:55:06 No.22065017

>>22064922
>save up $30k ($25k for PDT rule + $5k extra)
>get approved as a PDT
>get 10x day trading power, congrats you can now day trade with $300k worth of trading power
>learn price action and volume analysis from livetraders
>wide bar narrow bar rip
>????
>profit

good luck anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:55:10 No.22065019 >>22064922 Don't get it twisted you are doing a lot better than the majority of your peers and should be proud you have 1k invested. Be wise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:55:28 No.22065029 >>22064761 But I'd make an extra 16k a month if i went in with the remainder (yes you read that right)

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:55:31 No.22065030 When the market eventually corrects, it'll go lower than it is right now won't it Won't it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:56:08 No.22065053 File: 40 KB, 500x186, 1370672707718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 60% of my Portfolio is TSLA right now...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:56:15 No.22065056 >>22064996 I'm riding it idgaf if I was 40 I'd pull out, in my mid 20s I can just average down if there's a crash

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:04 No.22065080 File: 184 KB, 400x400, isra-maraver-snotling-pump-wagon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22064538 I hope so!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:05 No.22065081 >>22064854 Trading commodity cycles is the easiest way to make money. >implying I am a gold or silver doomer No. The cycles for commodities are pretty fucking predictable but require your positions to be months or years

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:08 No.22065083 >>22064901 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:17 No.22065087 lol tsla faggots it already crashed down to 500 how many of you queers bought at 1200 or more? did you buy at 1800?

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:25 No.22065090

>>22064962
because AAPL actually makes shit everyone buys and has insane cash on hand. TSLA doesn't it's purely hype and speculation about future prospects.

trust that if FB, GOOG, NVDA or AMZN ever do a forward split im putting as much money as humanly possible into them immediately, btw.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:35 No.22065099 >>22065053 So make it 100%. What's the problem here

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:39 No.22065101 >>22064997 In other words, nothing that wasn't readily apparent 3 months ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:43 No.22065108 File: 331 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200831-165627_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tesla is literally a gain and tendie machine. Excelsior!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:57:51 No.22065117 >>22065053 whats the other 40

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:58:14 No.22065127 >TSLA bleeding down cant wait for that vega to drop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:58:24 No.22065131 Sell every TSLA you own in two weeks. You have been warned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:58:35 No.22065134 >>22064625 Not touching energy stocks or anything related to them for a while

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:58:48 No.22065140 aapl pls stop bleeding

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:58:51 No.22065143 >>22065117 More TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:58:58 No.22065147 >>22065117 XOM & CCL

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:59:13 No.22065160

>>22065090
The value of that idle cash in real terms is rapidly deteriorating and their product pipeline is looking weak. Little or no innovation and diminishing expansion opportunities.

But then again I was bearish on AAPL a fucking decade ago too lol so don't listen to my advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:59:20 No.22065164 >>22065017 >>22065019 thanks /biz/ bros im working hard on my self discipline and PDT is my goal to create a means to an end to this wage cuckery.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:59:21 No.22065167 >>22064016 I have been laughing and laughing at zoom. Then I heard they are building software to track presence. They are going to build the panopticon that other tech giants can't build without risking their whole brand.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:59:38 No.22065181 File: 527 KB, 1920x1080, I-Impossible! It's fast! It's way too fast!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] got some new jojo memes in the episode im currently watching that relate to the tech hype

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 16:59:56 No.22065192 >>22065087 >>22065127 Get fucked bobos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:00:33 No.22065220 >>22065147 I just jumped in XOM today for the dividend which I am a bit worried about but w/e. 8% portfolio value in that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:00:34 No.22065222 Tesla 9/11 600c if i could get options thats what i would get

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:00:57 No.22065234 >>22065147 why

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:01:53 No.22065261 >keep talking myself out of buying tech because surely it can’t keep going up >surely it’ll correct >buy something else >it crabs down and tech continues to moon I’m hurting bros. Bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:01:57 No.22065263 >>22064922 Just start saving and investing 20% (more is better but don't stress or go balls in too fast) of your take home pay. Better late then never like most boomers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:02:01 No.22065266 File: 119 KB, 750x465, 5AAFE856-81CB-4EC8-9704-6FE2CA17A110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22063657 I fucking hate you /smg/ literal Jews . You are always pushing for Tesla. Corrupt pieces of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:02:11 No.22065275 >>22065181 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:02:21 No.22065278 >>22065220 ... The dividend record date was weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:02:32 No.22065282 >>22064854 Lying?

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:02:47 No.22065289

Does anybody remember what happened in February and March? I fucking remember this shit went down, but what happened was they fixed the glitch and now it can only go up. Just keep buying. I got some TQQQ today that I am never ever selling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:02:59 No.22065298 >>22065266 lol qultists

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:03:00 No.22065299 >>22065053 Sell half and diversify.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:03:02 No.22065301 >>22065167 >They are going to build the panopticon that other tech giants can't build without risking their whole brand. pls explain. i'm dumb and don't understand tech

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:03:08 No.22065303 >>22065160 whenever the hype is over with the new iphone and apple silicon i'll sell and look at other FAGTMAANNN stocks for new catalysts, no worries. im gonna milk this forward split for all its worth though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:03:22 No.22065314 Why the fuck did I go all in on AAPL instead of TSLA. I mean 3.5% is nice, but fuck did I ever miss out on some serious money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:03:34 No.22065322 >>22065289 WELP PACK IT IN BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:03:55 No.22065332 >>22065278 Long term invested looking to maximize ROI

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:04:11 No.22065340 File: 440 KB, 1920x1080, I got too close. This thing is fast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22065275 YOU fuck off. bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:04:36 No.22065351 >>22065263 that is actually achievable advice, thanks again!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:05:12 No.22065374 >>22065090 Their computers and phones are getting worse and they are betting on their apple TV play while even disney is failing at streaming.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:05:15 No.22065375 >>22065299 >diversify buffet has almost half of his holdings in AAPL right now though. LITERALLY 43%. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvULLXEk-xQ

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:05:19 No.22065379 >>22065340 fuck off kid

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:05:26 No.22065388 File: 72 KB, 785x847, 1595982842145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain why so many people here like TQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:05:39 No.22065396 >>22065340 fuck off fag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:05:52 No.22065404 >>22065388 look at the 5 year chart

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:06:24 No.22065423 >>22065388 it goes up a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:06:34 No.22065428 >>22065374 the music should continue until at least the next releases. after i sell, after those, i'll re-evaluate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:06:52 No.22065434 >>22065404 Is there anything special to be aware of with a leveraged ETF?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:06:55 No.22065441 >>22065289 selling my TQQQ at open

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:07:05 No.22065448 >>22065181 >>22065340 Fucking cringe. Kill yourself dumbfuck zoomer

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:07:27 No.22065461
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i just sold my first call successfully for $888 profit. but i am confused at people that make money off calls. if theta decay fucks you if you hold, how to people make money? do you just buy 3 week OTM calls and wait for them to get closer to ITM and then sell?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:08:03 No.22065471 >>22065434 if QQQ drops, TQQQ drops even harder. this is why most "investors" say to not hold it for that long. and yet, as you can tell from the past data, if you've been holding onto TQQQ for a while, well you may be fucking rich

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:08:04 No.22065472 File: 594 KB, 701x520, 1556057938552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22065181 cringe.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:08:06 No.22065473

I chose the Apple over the Tessle. Cuz I'm cheapbro, and could only work with 2k.

Should've done an option for the latter, but now I'm stuck with the slowly bleeding red. Is there a likelihood AAPL will rise significantly this week after all? Feels like a lot of that money diverted to Muskempire.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:08:31 No.22065490 >>22065266 >posting Q Unironically kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:08:52 No.22065501 File: 45 KB, 1024x550, 1571798216196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22065388 because we're in cyberpunk now, only invest in tech and nothing else

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:09:07 No.22065510 >>22065434 I think there's a very small fee. Also when it goes down it goes down 3x. If tech crabs sideways tq3 still go down. Otherwise just put your life savings in it and never think again

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:10:24 No.22065552 >>22065234 I figure CCL will be a 2x in a year, and XOM for divies.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:10:49 No.22065569
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>>22065448
>>22065396
>>22065379
>>22065472
holy shit this general has really deteriorated into faggotry, why do you guys accept this? sad. must be all the reddit normies invading this general because of TSLA.

if this isn't the top, we're fucking close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:11:22 No.22065584 File: 236 KB, 514x181, 1598904308285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait... Since when does RH allow after market trading without gold?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:11:52 No.22065599 >>22065473 No one cares about APPL anymore. Sell and put what you have left into Tesla.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:11:56 No.22065601

>>22065461
put your info in optionsprofitcalculator.com and look at the charts.. personally I think it's better to buy 1-2 week out OTM calls and then sell them after a couple days.. or once they turn anywhere from 10-50 to 100% profit.. then use realized gains to buy more calls... but with these TSLA calls they are going to be pricey as hell in a week or two so better to hold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:12:33 No.22065616 >>22065569 You're missing the point retard. I've said this in every goddamn thread. Have a trailing stop on your Tesla with a reasonable give and there is no losing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:12:43 No.22065623 >>22065569 that shit is gay and so are you fag

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:13:27 No.22065651 >>22065616 unless you buy the very top

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:13:34 No.22065657 >>22065266 >Q nigger >>22065501 Don't forget to stock pile guns and ammo Welcome to the corporate dystopia

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:13:54 No.22065668 >>22065266 Tesla paid back the loan in full, with interest. Hardly "subsidizing". Most other car companies who took similar loans, still haven't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:14:35 No.22065688 File: 114 KB, 566x232, 1584983111573.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22065601 what about buying tesla calls at opening and then selling at close to avoid theta decay that way? assuming fomo retard strength continues?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:15:00 No.22065699 >>22065471 But it isn't like you can be margin called right? The only risk of buying TQQQ before a crash would be that we never reached old anths?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:15:32 No.22065719 Just sold some stagnant shit so I could afford a whole TSLA stock. Its probably gonna dip below $500 and then go way back through the week.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:15:40 No.22065726

>>22064849
>ust really don't like this air of everyone knowing how stupid and unrealistic this shit is while at the same time not wanting to miss out on all these gains.
That's the spookiest bit for sure. It's not even true believers buying anymore, it's people who fully acknowledge they're buying a 10x overpriced stock based solely on meme energy and they're perfectly comfortable with it. In that sense I feel like this bull is actually more incoherent, unjustifiable and dangerous than crypto in dec 2017, since at least in 2017 most of the buyers were 'new paradigm!' cultists.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:16:39 No.22065762 >>22063981 > Apple Guess I'll be selling tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:17:14 No.22065779 >>22063867 How did you lose on gold miners? All you have to do is hold them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:17:41 No.22065796 >>22064087 After elections. Guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:17:58 No.22065801 >>22064306 you'll probably do it by 25 at this rate.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:18:10 No.22065809

Nothing about this rally feels right. Tesla went up 10%+ on split day just like everybody predicted it would (out of a joke). I don't know what to say.

My dad called me and asked me if I could buy all the Tesla shares he can afford if he wired me $5,000. This is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:19:08 No.22065837 >FNGU WHOA NELLY thats too much growth. I sold.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:19:28 No.22065850 >>22064849 >>22065726 Have you been around in 2020? Nothing matters at all anymore. Welcome to clown world

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:20:05 No.22065869 >>22065779 This. As the price of gold, silver, and other metals rise so will the mining stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:20:08 No.22065871 >>22065809 It’s how you know When boomers and everyone is asking to buy foaming at the mouth That’s the match being thrown into the dumpster With that said buy the fucking dip when it does come I have 70k waiting to go into tqqq

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:21:01 No.22065899

>>22065688
options have PDT rule also opening/closing same position in 1 trading day is a strike.. you can sell at open next day though and buy in at a further out call for cheaper and also more contracts.. but 1-2 weeks out seems to be the sweet spot unless you really can't afford it then usually you can find some totally random call for cheap.. depends how big the company is and how many writers there are

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:21:26 No.22065910 File: 463 KB, 1200x975, 126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I short America? I'm already heavily in FAANG and metals. What should I add?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:21:53 No.22065927 fucking gamestop

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:22:12 No.22065935 >>22065809 I legitimately believe 90% of the new buyers don't realize there was a split or at least don't realize what that means and just saw news about tesla and that the price was "low" again.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:22:23 No.22065942

>>22065871
The problem is, when will the bubble pop right? The .com bubble lasted for a long time. People also got filthy rich from 2004-2008 in the housing market.

You just have to exit in time right?

Well, I'm not fucking touching Tesla. I'll just keep doing my regular QQQ/SPY LEAP rollovers. My only problem is, since Tesla is so big now, when Tesla bubble pops, it's going to take everyone down with it.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/tesla-passes-visa-to-become-seventh-largest-us-company-by-market-cap-2020-08-31

I mean, Tesla is bigger than Visa now. Does this sound right to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:22:23 No.22065944 >>22065809 Hope you're larping, if not the desperation is fucking hilarious

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:22:47 No.22065956

>>22065850
what worries me is that you're going to repeat "welcome to clown world" when it all comes crashing down, and im trying to wrap my head around how to protect myself from that while still participating in the gains while they last. day trading seems like the only way since it's almost assuredly going to dump overnight on some insider shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:23:05 No.22065961 >>22065461 Create the calls. Collect free money. Let theta decay fuck other people.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:23:39 No.22065977 Fuck it next dip I'm buying KODK

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:24:10 No.22065996 I have the feeling that people will FOMO straight into Zoom tomorrow at open due to good earnings results. They have enough brand recognition as 'le tech stock' for robinzoomers to dump cash in. I think I might do the same.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:24:12 No.22065999

>>22065944
I'm ACTUALLY not LARPing. I'm Japanese and my dad called me from his place in Osaka. And one thing you should know about the Japanese is that they are very risk averse.

Japanese people HATE taking risks. And my dad is a Japanese boomer. And he wants me to go in on Tesla for him.

How's that for a boomer/zoomer/FOMO fueled bubble?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:24:22 No.22066004 >>22064306 When did you start?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:24:34 No.22066012 >>22065956 TSLA isn't the whole market dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:24:37 No.22066015 >>22065388 because they're death cult sadist fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:13 No.22066039 >>22065461 Yep. I buy slightly OTM calls for QQQ/SPY 1-2 months out then when they get close to ITM or if I'm up 40% on a position I sell immediately.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:18 No.22066042 >>22065871 >70k waiting to go into tqqq Cash is a risky play when 5% or more inflation is likely for 2020-2021. FED is pushing it hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:19 No.22066043 File: 30 KB, 470x470, 1598897600967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22065942 >Tesla is bigger than Visa now. Does this sound right to you? Unironically yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:21 No.22066044 >>22065942 >telsa is bigger than toyota does that sound right >tesla is bigger than vw does that sound right >tesla is bigger than visa does that sound right if it sounds wrong to you, you fucking clueless

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:28 No.22066051 >>22065999 Your dad wants Elon to take us to Mars.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:34 No.22066055 >>22066012 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:25:51 No.22066067 >>22065388 Because it only goes up and has broad exposure

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:26:17 No.22066077 >>22065961 i wish, but i dont have enough to sell covered calls on tesla

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:26:26 No.22066082 >>22065942 it sounds like another qualcomm

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:26:31 No.22066087 Fuck it, I'm FOMOing into TSLA. I don't even care if I lose money. All these normies can't be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:27:36 No.22066117 mew >>22066103 >>22066103 >>22066103

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:27:44 No.22066123 >>22066087 stupidest shit i've ever read

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:28:00 No.22066135 >>22065999 Show him Buffet's Japanese stock play and recommend that instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:28:04 No.22066138 Nu >>22066090 >>22066090 >>22066090 >>22066090 >>22066090

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:29:06 No.22066169 File: 48 KB, 532x427, 1370260115180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22066117 But >>22066090 was first tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:29:08 No.22066170 >>22066042 I just sold a real estate asset as that was my main investing strategy. Too new to just dive in so I’d rather eat the 5% a year than a 50% drop in tqq

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:29:17 No.22066175 >>22065999 Defend your father's honour. Stop him from losing his hard earned money chasing tulips. Unless that's pocket change for him, but it doesn't sound like it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:31:34 No.22066257 >>22066044 Everylegacy car maker is dieing. They have failed to go electric in any meaningful way and are years out from even matching what tesla has available now.

Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:34:32 No.22066348

>>22065301
Zoom is adding capabilities to tell if there's a person in front of the cam. This is very easy tech, but they seem to have the balls to do it.
This means that when everyone is working from home, their bosses will now have a tool to ensure continued misery for their minions.
This tech could be added in 5 minutes to MS Teams, Facetime, Skype, or any other webcam.exe application, but doing so would seem to evil, so established players can't do it. But Zoom can. They might turn into the "infrastructure of choice" for allowing remote work.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:38:53 No.22066496 >>22064716 They only people more pathetic than femshapiro simps, are there people who spend the same amount of effort against them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 31, 2020 17:39:51 No.22066530 >>22066348 feeds webcam false video Boomers be big mad.

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