/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.22062191]

500 EDITION

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/mini-girl/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>22060554

[Anonymous No.22062244]

>>22062191
I know it's a massive bubble at this point and I still don't care.

[Anonymous No.22062248]

>>22062191
Just buy TESLA. 10% gains every single day. Has there ever been easier money in the history of mankind? Even my postman is getting rich.

[Anonymous No.22062266]

So we’re never selling, right?

[Anonymous No.22062267]

I bought 25 shares of GME and have a $1 trailing stop loss set up. Am I gonna make it? I swear to god if this shit IVRs and leaves me bag holding

[Anonymous No.22062268]

>>22062191
DUMP GME

[Anonymous No.22062270]

Where my $FPX chads at?

[Anonymous No.22062277]

business idea: sell SHLL at closing today, buy at opening tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22062280]

>>22062248
Just make sure you have a trailing stop, you can ride the rollercoaster all you want, just don't get caught with your pants down.

[Anonymous No.22062284]

First for ANIME

[Anonymous No.22062288]

>>22062248
I buy whatever's trending on Twitter, and it just so happens to be AAPL and TSLA.

[Anonymous No.22062290]

Reminder that crypto is for faggots

[Anonymous No.22062302]

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. ALL OF THE ANALYSTS LIKE THIS DUDE ARE SAYING WATCH OUT

[Anonymous No.22062304]

>>22062267

just started to tank. its over

[Anonymous No.22062305]

TQQQ chads report in, just bought ten shares

[Anonymous No.22062306]

>>22062244
I’m not fucking with it. I’m waiting for a big correct first before I buy. If I miss out on crazy gains that’s fine. At least I didn’t buy the top

[Anonymous No.22062316]

Don't forget Apple is coming out with the AR headsets soon as well. I think next year. They're getting content out on Apple TV for it this year.

[Anonymous No.22062317]

>Oh god, oh god, oh no, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna...I'm gonna....I'M GONNA FOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22062322]

>>22062270
If you've made that much equity on a shit penny stock. GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

[Anonymous No.22062325]

>profit taking doomp on GME
STEADY LADS, STEADY, BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.22062335]

>>22062302
Don't think. Just buy.

[Anonymous No.22062340]

>>22062231
>The Biden team's strategy is to never leave the basement, not to debate trump, and to never concede the election.

how the fuck is this even legal? how the fuck can you be a presidential candidate and even potentially become president without ever having a debate or public appearance for months on end?

if i make it where should i move to, to stay safe and escape all of the insanity of the world? is anywhere safe?

[Anonymous No.22062346]

>>22062302
BIG DICK TONY SAYS THE TOP NO LONGER EXISTS

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.22062354]

Made over 30k with TSLA today on 15 460C 9/4 contracts (3 2300C pre-split).

[Anonymous No.22062358]

>>22062322
>shit penny stock

You know nothing, dummy.

[Anonymous No.22062359]

>>22062288
it's happening soon. Last time bitcoin trended on twitter was December 20, 2017.

[Anonymous No.22062362]

>>22062302
>NO
>PRECEDENT
>FOR
>HOW
>HIGH
>WE
>CAN
>GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22062371]

>>22062191
Almost made $5 today but it dropped down to $2

[Anonymous No.22062374]

If biden wins long solar ETFs i'm currently looking if theres a leveraged one

[Anonymous No.22062380]

>>22062302
I agree with him. Tech correction will be nasty when oil and other industries rise. People will cash out and buy other stocks.

Reminder that the world still runs on oil

[Anonymous No.22062386]

>>22062306
There will be no correction anon just one continuous moon mission.

[Anonymous No.22062389]

>nasdaq 100 stonk goes down from current price one tenth of one percent
>buy the dip
move over buffett you have no power here

[Anonymous No.22062392]

>>22062302
Just buy the dip. Yeah, it's that easy.

[Anonymous No.22062394]

>>22062191
When this bubble pops and we go straight off a cliff, will the government ban normies from using apps like robinhood?

[Anonymous No.22062402]

>>22062268
No, thank you.

[Anonymous No.22062404]

>>22062305

[Anonymous No.22062406]

>>22062325
Are you really staying in GME? You've got some balls and diamond hands.

[Anonymous No.22062414]

>>22062248
<dotcom bubble intensifies>

All the technicals are screaming bloody murder, everyone who remembers the dot com bubble is like 'yep it's here again' and prices go up.

[Anonymous No.22062415]

How to avoid this

[Anonymous No.22062416]

>>22062371

was at 10$ but now at 0.64$ with tesla

[Anonymous No.22062420]

>>22062302
THE DIP BUYERS ARE GROWING STRONGER

[Anonymous No.22062423]

>>22062340
They will just challenge endlessly and try to impeach Trump. That's the gameplan

[Anonymous No.22062425]

>>22062302
>Top Bull says there are no limits
>w-watch out guys

[Anonymous No.22062426]

My failsafe for GME triggered at $6.66, left the stock with 17% profits.
I wonder if it will bounce up again.

[Anonymous No.22062424]

Serious question, how do you guys find stocks/ETFs to invest in?

[Anonymous No.22062428]

What exactly do you plan on achieving if you make it.

[Anonymous No.22062429]

>>22062302
>That tweet.
Dare I say, based?

[Anonymous No.22062432]

All in TSLA

[Anonymous No.22062436]

>>22062302
Yknow, I’ve been saying the same thing this entire run-up. I’m not changing my investment strategy (holding inverse etf bags hell or high water) but what if we’ve reached a new paradigm? What happens if unlimited liquidity is, in fact, sustainable? I’m not an economist by any stretch, but shit should have hit the fan by now and all I’m seeing is a wealth transfer from legacy companies into FANG stocks.

[Anonymous No.22062438]

>>22062302
>Totday Tony Dwyer suspended all efforts to give price targets, in essence acknowledging that traditional valuations metrics no longer apply.

Wow holy shit.

[Anonymous No.22062440]

>>22062380
>oil
>rising
yeah go ahead and buy babcock and wilcox stock in 1950 because "the world still runs on steam boilers"

[Anonymous No.22062446]

>>22062414
Which indicators are you using?

[Anonymous No.22062450]

So what is the Fed's endgame going to be? They printed money in 2008 and all big money did was dump it into equities while the actual economy basically stayed in the gutter because there was nothing to fuel actual growth.
Now its 2020 and even normies are taking printed money and dumping it into equities. And its a sword of damocles. If they try to pop the stock market bubble they reinflated all that cash would wash over the US like a flood of real inflation.

[Anonymous No.22062451]

>>22062416

GME*

[Anonymous No.22062452]

>>22062302
lmao, always do the opposite of what """analysists""" and """experts""" say.
if they knew what the hell they are talking about, they wouldn't be writing shitty articles for some garbage press outlet.
and if they know what they are talking about, they are writing these articles with the explicit intend of manipulating rubes.
don't fall for it

[Anonymous No.22062453]

>>22062380
Thoughts on XLE/VDE?

[Anonymous No.22062454]

>>22062428
i want my 40 acres and destruction to my enemies

[Anonymous No.22062458]

>>22062415
don't make a twitter account

[Anonymous No.22062459]

>>22062394
There will be a ton of redditors that get margin called and end up killing themselves, or transition and inevitably kill themselves. Either way, it's a net positive.

[Anonymous No.22062462]

>>22062440
WHAT IS THE HOTTEST STEAM BOILER STONK?

[Anonymous No.22062465]

i cant believe i fucked up and didnt buy apple/tsla presplit...i would be up 15% right?

[Anonymous No.22062478]

TSLA is an unstoppable juggernaut meme machine.

[Anonymous No.22062479]

>>22062406
I've got a stop loss at $6.50 (netting me a nice buck or so of profit over Friday) but if that doesn't trigger I'm holding overnight at the very least

[Anonymous No.22062481]

>>22062459
>redditor that hasn't transitioned yet
lmao good one

[Anonymous No.22062485]

Should I switch to etrade?

[Anonymous No.22062487]

>>22062438
I’m jealous of how bullish this guy is. Serious big dick energy.

[Anonymous No.22062494]

>>22062424
/smg/ of course

[Anonymous No.22062495]

>>22062191
Why is almost VIX 14% and rising?

[Anonymous No.22062497]

>>22062392
WE'RE ALL OUT OF DIPS THERE ARE NOT DIPS LEFT WE ARE ONLY GOING UP

[Anonymous No.22062501]

>>22062440
>mfw i own some BW

[Anonymous No.22062508]

>>22062465
70% on Tesla if you bought two weeks ago on the day the split was announced.

[Anonymous No.22062513]

>>22062462
babcock and wilcox, they're still around lmao

please do not actually buy babcock and wilcox stock

[Anonymous No.22062517]

>>22062440
What % of passenger cars use oil? Is it above 99% or below 99%?

You know what you are? You’re a big dumb idiot. Try getting smart. You know, smart like me

[Anonymous No.22062524]

>>22062465
You’d be up 50% had you bought in soon after the split announcement.

[Anonymous No.22062527]

>>22062426
It's shorts trying to get control. They have been doing this the last 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.22062529]

IM SCARED

HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHEN TO GET OUT AND NOT GET BOGGED WHEN THIS WHOLE THING CRASHES??? HOW DO I NOT LOSE MY GAINS TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK *NOW*

[Anonymous No.22062544]

>>22062450
this ends with global war but probably not for another 20 years desu golden bull till then for sure

[Anonymous No.22062545]

>>22062450
>endgame

Just like the last dozen times, the big guys will gobble everything up with the help of government after the dust settles.

[Anonymous No.22062550]

>>22062495
14.11 now

[Anonymous No.22062552]

>>22062513
IM BUYING 100 SHARES JUST FOR THE MEMES

[Anonymous No.22062554]

>>22062529

>line go green

stay

>line go red

close

[Anonymous No.22062556]

>>22062497
Dips are now just a few percents intraday

[Anonymous No.22062558]

BMO Capital Markets sees 3,650 year-end S&P 500 target

[Anonymous No.22062561]

>>22062485
From what?

[Anonymous No.22062568]

>>22062426
You made the right move. GameStop over the years is a company that isn't a penny stock based on the sole fact that they don't have much debt. They don't sell anything and nobody is selling their used games to them. There is money to be made but you never want to long that stock.

[Anonymous No.22062569]

>he didn't buy the AAPL dip
>he didn't buy the FB dip
>he didn't buy the TSLA dip
>he didn't buy the AAPL dip AGAIN

[Anonymous No.22062572]

>>22062529
That won't be for years. Fed is committed to ensuring the market doesn't crash and if Trump wins there will be sustained corporate tax cuts.

[Anonymous No.22062573]

Should i switch from robinhood to fidelity?

[Anonymous No.22062575]

>>22062561
robinhood

[Anonymous No.22062576]

>>22062446
Market cap to GDP

[Anonymous No.22062585]

>>22062517
Used shitboxes running on gas will be around forever, but electric will overtake new gasoline car sales by 2024

[Anonymous No.22062591]

>>22062524
>>22062508
damn now I won't miss out on this ride then.

[Anonymous No.22062593]

I keep buying BoA at $25 and change, and sell at $26 and change. It’s not much, but I’m buying more and more shares every time. Just bought this morning at 25.70. It might flop a few days, then I’ll wake up one day to 26.50 or so.

[Anonymous No.22062595]

>>22062191
I just sold my Canadian tqqq and bought a very depreciated Canadian oil company and reit

[Anonymous No.22062597]

>>22062554
but that's not true, line has gone red a couple of times already on tech but then it went much more green

[Anonymous No.22062603]

>>22062575
Literally anything is better than robinshit, so yes.

[Anonymous No.22062605]

>VIX

Triple Circuit Breaker tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22062606]

>>22062452
After playing with stocks I realize now why hedge managers struggle to beat the market. They're all a bunch of out of touch boomers that invest in dumb crap and stay away from tech for some stupid reason. They probably got the job simply on the basis of a firm handshake and knowing how to do basic calculation within Excel. Y'know, kinda like everyone in an office job over the age of 35.

[Anonymous No.22062608]

>>22062529
never sell
>goes up
buy
>goes down
buy
>on your death bed
buy

[Anonymous No.22062618]

I didn't buy into TSLA at all this year. I would have made back all my losses and then some. Who else here dying from FOMO

[Anonymous No.22062620]

>bagheld this INTC for a month and im finally in the green again

[Anonymous No.22062622]

>>22062585
You’re smoking crack.

[Anonymous No.22062623]

>>22062595
>i sold good stock to buy bad stock
why

[Anonymous No.22062632]

>>22062595
lol ngmi

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22062635]

Fuck it I'm buying TQQQ to hold over night.

[Anonymous No.22062638]

>>22062605
the VIX is just spiking because we are about to take this whole market 20 PERCENT HIGHER

[Anonymous No.22062639]

Tesla $750 EoW?

I was initially thinking $1000, but $750 seems more realistic.

[Anonymous No.22062643]

>>22062585
I DON'T WANT AN ELECTRIC CAR I WANT A FLYING CAR

[Anonymous No.22062645]

>>22062606
All hedge fund manager have to do is return mild gains and their boomer customers are happy. Tech is high risk, boomers don't like high risk.

[Anonymous No.22062647]

>>22062495
Because of volatility and inflation. VIX is based on downward volatility in the S&P 500 Futures contracts. It used to mean the market was about to tank, but now it means nothing.

[Anonymous No.22062648]

Hi smg, a homeless man asked me for money today and I told him to just invest in TSLA and he’ll be rich. He started crying. What did I do wrong?

[Anonymous No.22062654]

>>22062572
when does the music stop? like, will hyperinflation occur or something? what do i read to understand what the signs will be of when the music is about to come to a stop and the govt can't just keep printing infinite money?

i mean this seriously not as a meme, like all joking aside: when does the FED hit a wall and is unable to print more money, or bread costs like a million dollars or something catastrophic along those lines? or are we just going to keep going up and up until we get called on our bullshit by China and go into WWIII over the matter? i don't get it. i want to keep hodling but i honestly don't get it, this is unprecedented.

[Anonymous No.22062656]

>>22062639
Shooting straight up to $1000.

[Anonymous No.22062658]

>>22062622
Enjoy your ICE shitboxes while they last.

[Anonymous No.22062663]

>>22062529

[Anonymous No.22062667]

boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

[Anonymous No.22062681]

I listened to the Anon whos been shilling TQQQ call spreads the last few days. Was this a bad play?

[Anonymous No.22062682]

Should I sell my March 110 AMD call up 70% today? Or will AMD keep mooning to 100 soon

[Anonymous No.22062686]

>>22062302
I just want to see a massive shitstorm. Things have been super boring last few months.

[Anonymous No.22062688]

>>22062647
>but now it means nothing.
Then why does it basically inverse TQQQ and FNGU?

[Anonymous No.22062691]

>>22062648
he's probably homeless because he tried shorting elon, many such cases

[Anonymous No.22062695]

>>22062654
Eurodollar University on YouTube
basically
>if dollar is green but everything else is crashing, PANIK

[Anonymous No.22062707]

>>22062354
How much did you risk for that?

[Anonymous No.22062717]

>>22062654
>When does the central jew bank that owns our money supply that literally creates money out of thin air run out of money

Never

[Anonymous No.22062734]

>>22062354
I still can't wrap my head around options trading. I've watched tutorials and read beginners' articles. What is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.22062737]

>>22062663
why didn't you put a cute red line pointing at that giant crash though?

[Anonymous No.22062741]

TESLA $500
TESLA $500

[Anonymous No.22062749]

>>22062415
Learn how to fight and lift weights.

You're not a man unless you do these two things.

[Anonymous No.22062758]

I know we've been shitposting about GME but can we take a minute and look at DAT VOLUME
>35M

[Anonymous No.22062759]

500 EODDDDDDDD


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22062765]

Either by Wednesday or mid September GNUS will be a penny stock. Then that circus enters a new phase of desperation and fear. Then confusion with a R/S

[Anonymous No.22062768]

>>22062354
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.22062770]

>>22062734
>buy call option
>stonks only go up
>sell call option higher
it's pretty easy desu not really much to understand

[Anonymous No.22062771]

>>22062645
Yea but when I was first getting into stocks pretty much every piece of advice I read was like
>Don't get into anything but save mutual funds! Only x% of professionals beat the market and it's literally their jobs! You can't hope to outperform literal professionals so stick with braindead safety!

I took this advice to heart and lost out on so many gains during this bullrun. I only changed direction about halfway in and realized that I was scared over nothing. Even if shit crashes, that's literally what stop losses are for and you can still get out with profit as long as you ride the fucking wave. These hedge fund managers skew the perspective of everyone, but I guess that's a good thing because most people are too scared to bother playing with stocks once they read """"advice""""" from """"analysts"""" and that makes it easier for me.

[Anonymous No.22062777]

>>22062688
Because FANG is gobbling up market share while traditional retail quietly dies. TQQQ is the Nasdaq which is, basically, FANG and Tesla.

[Anonymous No.22062779]

>>22062741
>>22062759
STRAP IN

[Anonymous No.22062785]

This shit really pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.22062813]

>>22062785
Robinhood wont let you put stop orders on fractions.

[Anonymous No.22062815]

>>22062785
stop being poor and own a full share.

[Anonymous No.22062823]

>>22062734
Dude no one is forcing you to do options. Stop FOMOing because you see gain porn of people getting 5 figure payouts from TSLA calls.
If you don't 'get it' you're just going to lose a shitload of money. Stick to buy and hold. Imagine thinking getting 10% daily gains just isn't good enough for you

[Anonymous No.22062827]

>>22062785
Gotta hold more bags, anon. How is the monopoly man going to exit the market when shit hits the fan?

[Anonymous No.22062830]

>>22062777
So VIX is up because there's downward volatility caused by people rotating into FANG stocks? Not necessarily because the market is gearing up for a leg down?

[Anonymous No.22062836]

>demark reversals on the weekly AND daily nasdaq
>green monthly candles straight up for five fucking months
>H4 not touched the 40ma for 50 bars
kek you are all about to get fucked

[Anonymous No.22062841]

I'm selling at 500

[Anonymous No.22062842]

How did the put/call ratio changed today? Anyone knows? I know it was nearing dangerous territory

[Anonymous No.22062843]

>>22062770
So why should I not just do the same with the stock itself? What advantages and disadvantages does an option have over that?

[Anonymous No.22062855]

GME is going to crab and theta is going to rob me of everything

[Anonymous No.22062859]

TSLA alsmost @500

[Anonymous No.22062863]

>>22062306
I did that last time it was at $400. Still waiting.

[Anonymous No.22062879]

>>22062823
My core portfolio pretty much is the buy-and-hold-forever Boglehead 3-funder, but I figured it wouldn't hurt if I tried dabbling a little leftover money into this stuff. I just want to wrap my head around it before I do it, but the terminology is so unintuitive.

[Anonymous No.22062882]

>>22062128 #
1) Even the polls say he won't win now
2) His monetary strategy is even more pro print. The demo wanted more "relief" checks. Not to mention the trillions in reparations they want to print. If he wins you better not have cash sitting around.

[Anonymous No.22062883]

>>22062843
> I've watched tutorials and read beginners' articles
>So why should I not just do the same with the stock itself?

You must not be reading very hard buddy.

[Anonymous No.22062884]

>>22062623
>>22062632
For tomorrow only. I'm hoping they go back up because they're to depressed. I also think the tech run will lose steam for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22062897]

>>22062841
A month from now people will be wishing they got in when it was still under 500. Noob.

[Anonymous No.22062901]

>>22062595
Where do you guys make these pie charts?

[Anonymous No.22062906]

>>22062843
do you want to make it or not?

[Anonymous No.22062907]

LADSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.22062908]

>>22062415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG48hIKJ0Gs

[Anonymous No.22062911]

>>22062855
Perhaps.
My call is expiring in October at a strike price of 8,00 ;___;

[Anonymous No.22062916]

>>22062843
I purchased 5 AAPL calls 2 weeks ago. In that time the stock has moved ~15% and I profited 300% when I sold today.

[Anonymous No.22062922]

what a boring fucking month
what are you interested in?

[Anonymous No.22062926]

WMT BROS CHECK IN
>146% since the dip

[Anonymous No.22062931]

I'm going to do something absolutely WILD

I'm moving WKHS from my meme portfolio I to my boomer TFSA

[Anonymous No.22062939]

>>22062879
Just go all in on TQQQ and you'll be fine. I'm a greedy pig so I hold FNGU

[Anonymous No.22062946]

>>22062244
This isn't a bouble, it is inflation. Just look at every single hard asset out there. Prices are up on land, houses, gold, silver, and stocks. The FED flat out said last week that they are going to alow inflation to solve the money problem.

[Anonymous No.22062953]

>>22062911

Yeah you’re fucked unless they beat earnings and go nuts.

[Anonymous No.22062955]

DON'T YOU FUCKING CRASH YOU OVERPRICED PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.22062966]

I'm up 23 bucks today, I'm going to fucking Disneyland

[Anonymous No.22062969]

>>22062654
I believe inflation is the biggest concern.
At some point the big guys start realising they're losing value and move towards assets in other currencies. Then the Fed is forced to seduce investors by raise rates (so that the US goverment can fund itself) and all hell breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.22062971]

>>22062830
Dude, we’re in uncharted waters. One would think downward volatility is bad, but it could just be the S&P is losing market share or confidence.

What the Fed has been doing in recent months makes the 2008-09 bailout look like a pittance. There aren’t any more tricks for the fed to pull besides increased inflation. We’re also seeing the monopolization of multiple portions of the economy by Amazon.

Tl;dr I think we’re fucked because the market is too hot and the economic downturn isn’t priced in but it might not even matter.

[Anonymous No.22062988]

doing my best to pump TSLA to 500, used my extra cash to buy 5 more shares

[Anonymous No.22063000]

>>22062966

9 bucks here guess I’m goin to little Caesars

[Anonymous No.22063010]

Where's dingchad?

[Anonymous No.22063011]

>>22062648
His name? Mark Spiegel.

[Anonymous No.22063013]

>ZM and TSLA have nearly identical market caps
You WILL be interviewed by children for school projects about living through a once in a century bubble.

[Anonymous No.22063015]

>>22062988
It hit 500.02

[Anonymous No.22063016]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

thinking I'm going with JNJ MSFT and some more CSCO for my purchases this week. anyone else buying?

[Anonymous No.22063019]

>>22062955
absolute clown stock xD

[Anonymous No.22063021]

>>22062988
Thanks bro.

t. FOMO'd a share at $493 today

[Anonymous No.22063026]

>>22062302
I could’ve been on this Tesla rocket ship if I never listened to you fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.22063031]

>>22062815
Im not poor. Most of my cash is in options right now. I bought TSLA early in the year and turned $100 into $400 so essentially bought 0.6 for the price of 0.1. I didn't have money WHEN I first bought though because I was new to the game.

I'm just a bit upset that such an important feature isn't included, could really be useful.

[Anonymous No.22063035]

>>22063010
>14:59:47
disgusting

[Anonymous No.22063049]

>>22062955
amazong how "zoom" has become a noun that has replaced "video conference"

[Anonymous No.22063054]

>that last minute candle
Uhhh are they going to rug pull us soon?

[Anonymous No.22063056]

>$499.00

[Anonymous No.22063060]

The TSLA rug pull is going to be glorious

[Anonymous No.22063072]

Shill me a crypto investment management fund stock.

[Anonymous No.22063074]

SPY ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.22063075]

>tsla didn't hit 500 eod

dead cats bounce this company is fuckin toast.

[Anonymous No.22063084]

>>22063049

That’s a funny way to spell disgusting

[Anonymous No.22063088]

>>22063054
>>22063060
>Rug pull

Fuck off with this reddit meme.

[Anonymous No.22063091]

>>22063021
Fomo here @ 465

[Anonymous No.22063092]

>>22063013
>>ZM and TSLA have nearly identical market caps

[Anonymous No.22063098]

>>22063072
LINK

[Anonymous No.22063099]

I hate sell offs before closing.

[Anonymous No.22063103]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.32%, powerful day. VIX is obviously the thing to watch, and I'm not saying that just cuz my UVXY verties are doing well. Brushing up against breakout range, I'm srsly worried. Index action is alarming, poor russel is injured while QQQ is driven seemingly entirely by Appol. Strange days, I gotta go to the bank

[Anonymous No.22063110]

>>22063060
Do it, pussy, you won't.

[Anonymous No.22063112]

>>22062966
>>22063000
-85.80 bucks here today I guess I'm gonna have to some some cock to make up for it I guess

[Anonymous No.22063114]

>>22063074
Honest to god .. it was doing so well. My calls expire on 9/4 spy better get up to at least 355.

[Anonymous No.22063122]

It's kind of nice to see a genuine specific stock thread on /biz/

[Anonymous No.22063126]

>>22063056
Elon has convinced me to get rich in order to get decent hair plugs.

[Anonymous No.22063128]

$501 niggers holy fuck

[Anonymous No.22063133]

Opened a position in WKHS, bought the dips on FSLR and TSM

Cash is now uncomfortably low, might move some of my Gamestop winnings into my TFSA

[Anonymous No.22063132]

WTFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.22063141]

So GME is basically done right?

[Anonymous No.22063142]

>>22063103
You're not the real dingchad

[Anonymous No.22063143]

>>22063060
It will be @750 by Christmas. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.22063144]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.22063152]

>>22063103
>1.32%
Imagine not being up more than 10%

[Anonymous No.22063158]

>>22063103
up 1.70% fomo'd into AMZN at the top, probably will hold until i make some sort of gain then dump it and use the money to buy TSLA TQQQ and maybe something else idk yet

[Anonymous No.22063156]

>>22063112

>unzips cock

[Anonymous No.22063159]

We did it boys. We broke 500.

[Anonymous No.22063164]

>>22063103
up to 0.26% literally as the market closed it dumped. 2% gains down in the gutter. Thanks a lot crabfest.

[Anonymous No.22063166]

>>22062955
>>22063019
>>22063049
2 minutes until earnings

[Anonymous No.22063168]

I fucked up by going 50/50 on TSLA/APPL when I should have gone all in on TSLA calls.. whatever still up $1k on both but could be up $3k total with all TSLA..

[Anonymous No.22063170]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22063173]

>>22063132
We doing another 12% day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22063179]

>>22063103
Recovered a bit from the CLSK losses I took last week

[Anonymous No.22063193]

>>22063103

hmm there must have been some kind of last second dump in one of these stocks I was up 4% a minute ago

[Anonymous No.22063194]

>>22063103
Up 10%. This was a true OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO day.

[Anonymous No.22063196]

>>22063103
Up 3.76% in TFSA and up 38% in my option account. Was down 1k in my option account last week and made it all back today taking profits from TSLA and AAPL. Good day!

[Anonymous No.22063198]

>>22063103
I'm up 6.5% and a couple thousand dollars. I really just fucking wish I never did vanguard index funds and went balls deep in TQQQ / FNGU / TSLA from the rip but I had so much bullshit ingrained in my head.
And niggers say you don't learn anything on 4chan

[Anonymous No.22063199]

>>22063122
You mean you don't like the 50 memecoin threads on /biz/? Why don't they rename this board /crypto/? Its pretty bad when I have to go to reddit to get stock info

[Anonymous No.22063202]

>>22063141

It’s going to crab around 6.50-7.50 and royally fuck everyone who got options

[Anonymous No.22063204]

>>22063103
Flat on the day in my boomer TFSA. Up 6% in my meme account on HQU and Gamestop mostly. Regret not taking a TSLA position earlier but desu I still don't trust it at even half it's current valuation

[Anonymous No.22063205]

... hey tqqq... what are you doing? That's the wrong direction haha, nice joke..

[Anonymous No.22063214]

BASED ELON MUSK

[Anonymous No.22063213]

>>22063132
>it keeps going up
IT
KEEPS
GOING
UP!

[Anonymous No.22063218]

>>22063159
Screencaped this mf

[Anonymous No.22063219]

what the fuck was that last minute dip?

[Anonymous No.22063223]

WKHS 10/16 40c is LITERALLY trading at over $1, we have all seen this scam before on TSLA just fucking buy horse calls frens

[Anonymous No.22063228]

>>22063103
COMFY +2.13% today! All of my ETFs were /dointhangs/. MSFT and AYX were a bit of a dud today, but whatever. Still sitting on 12% cash, patiently waiting for a good time to buy in. Probably should've just put it all in TQQQ but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Here's to a green week frens!

[Anonymous No.22063232]

was up 5% before power hour.
now only up 2.3%
t. th.. thanks

[Anonymous No.22063236]

>>22063103
Was up more than 3% most of the day
Ended at 1.66%. Still a good day

[Anonymous No.22063242]

>>22062741
NOOOOOOO IT CAN'T KEEP PUMPING NOOOO!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MONEY IS TO DOLLAR COST AVERAGE TO MILLIONAIRE AT EXACTLY $1,000,000 AND 0/100 CENTS AFTER 50 YEARS OF WAGESLAVE VOO INVESTMENTS NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22063243]

>>22062191
I like how I’m banned for violating global rule one but can post as long as im in incognito mode

[Anonymous No.22063245]

>>22063219
no idea but it imploded my days gains

[Anonymous No.22063249]

>>22063103
Based Tesla

[Anonymous No.22063254]

>that EOD AAPL rugpull

GUH

[Anonymous No.22063256]

>>22063223
>wkhs
we doing this again?

[Anonymous No.22063270]

>>22063132
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.22063273]

THERE HAS TO BE A FUCKING PULLBACK

[Anonymous No.22063276]

>>22063103
down half a percentile.
Amazon contending fitbit means more free money Fitbit buys

[Anonymous No.22063277]

>>22063256
just look at the option chain in october and tell me it's not going significantly higher by then

[Anonymous No.22063279]

>>22062654
Remember everything is relative. The US dollar is inflating. But so is the Euro and every other economic rival. If all boats are sinking we are still at the same level. We will become submarines.

[Anonymous No.22063280]

>made my entire month worth of salary in single day
Didn't expect this desu

[Anonymous No.22063281]

>>22063103
+13.33%
AMZN debit spread opened immediately before close so may have another nice jump this week if Jeff can keep it above $3480 this week

[Anonymous No.22063284]

>>22063103
Been trading for about a week now, up 7.3% today. I basically just got really lucky buying GameStop after seeing the short interest. Still holding that one so tomorrow might be a red day for me. SHLL had another good day, TQQQ+FNGU are cheating right now but I'm prepared to pay for this in the future. My one red stock today was LL which I'm way underwater on, thinking about just buying some more shares and trying to lower my average share price to get myself out a little quicker.

[Anonymous No.22063290]

>TSLA closes at 420€
we truly live in a simulation

[Anonymous No.22063289]

>Here's the new fashion for the 2020s, bro.

[Anonymous No.22063292]

>>22063213
It absolutely will not stop. Ever.

[Anonymous No.22063294]

>>22063277
>What is IV

[Anonymous No.22063302]

>>22063256
The Hitachi news is actually kind of important, enough to make me buy back in before the USPS contract. It shows they're getting serious about large scale distribution. Which means MOAR TRUCKS.

[Anonymous No.22063312]

>>22063219
>>22063245
same what was that

SIGN OF THINGS TO COME TOMORROW?

[Anonymous No.22063313]

Any anons using T212 invest know why i can't set a sell limit order over a certain range? Apparently the value I want to set is "too far from the current market price" wtf am I supposed to do if shit happens in the middle of the night

[Anonymous No.22063315]

Okay, it is a good idea to FOMO into TQQQ? All these green days and you expect me to believe it'll still go up?

[Anonymous No.22063325]

>>22063254
Make it stop

[Anonymous No.22063327]

$500 cracked like nothing, wew lad.

[Anonymous No.22063332]

TSLA should stop pretending they care about cars or even batteries. They can just make stock splits. Think of the margins.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22063334]

>>22063103
It's been a pretty good day.

[Anonymous No.22063339]

>>22063103
Today was absolutely semitic. Was up $500 just before close because spy decided to go horizontal. But then after close it takes a dive. Still ended positive thanks to $TQQQ and $spy options perfectly timed.

[Anonymous No.22063347]

>>22063273
I said the same when it was at $1000, I just gave up at some point. Made me money, what do I care if the market is disfunctional? Future generations will have to take care of that, we had Boomers shitting on us, seems fair enough.

[Anonymous No.22063349]

>>22063142
Oh god imagine there are elaborate conspiracies concocted that you've been replaced by someone else that you can't refute. Like all the Célines of the world come out of the woodwork and accuse you of being someone else. Like something out of a Machen story, just in time for halloween season :O
>>22063276
They accually look like they're ranging pretty good, and like you should buy... now o_o

[Anonymous No.22063360]

>>22063315
TQQQ is literally just levered NASDAQ, not it's own thing. As long as QQQ keeps having green days, TQQQ will keep having 3x green days.

[Anonymous No.22063364]

>>22062741
>tfw remembering almost buying $10k at elons 420 buyout soon meme
;_;

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22063365]

>>22063315
I bought some TQQQ, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.22063367]

A fucking whale must have exited at the last minute. who else saw that? wtf

[Anonymous No.22063374]

>>22063315
literally just wait until you're green. Just don't look at it if that's what it takes.

[Anonymous No.22063376]

Tfw 420 was fud

[Anonymous No.22063382]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22063388]

>>22063103
Up 21 dollars. Time for a box of tendies.

[Anonymous No.22063389]

>>22062415
Only fuck hookers. Never emotionally invest in women

[Anonymous No.22063393]

>>22063360
I know what it is, but why should I believe in green QQQ forever

[Anonymous No.22063396]

>>22062394
No. Greed is good for business and cousin, business is boomin’

[Anonymous No.22063397]

>>22063103
Not great at the end but I’ll take it

[Anonymous No.22063400]

>>22063289
> black on black
Gross, can't stand that shit

[Anonymous No.22063403]

>The company said Monday it entered an agreement with Hitachi America to help it develop a national dealer network, as well as to assist customers in financing the vans.
>Hitachi will also help Workhorse develop its manufacturing and supply-chain expertise

[Anonymous No.22063405]

>>22063103
Up 2.7% today, and up $9k total for the month. Really excited about it, hit an all time high in my brokerage today

[Anonymous No.22063406]

>>22063280
Posts like these remind me of 2017

[Anonymous No.22063420]

can we get two or three more days like this this week since last week was a dud for my holdings? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.22063424]

>>22062415
Don't live in the US

[Anonymous No.22063432]

Anyone have that Fury Road poster edit of Elon and Joe Rogan?

[Anonymous No.22063441]

>OMG TESLA USED TO BE $2000, NOW IT'S ONLY $500! I MUST BUY. IT'S SO CHEAP NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.22063443]

Everything except AAPL and SHLL are red, but I'm still +3.5% for the day.

All hail Apple.

[Anonymous No.22063447]

>>22063403
>>22063302
I wasn't doubting the Horse. I'm still holding my bags after all.

[Anonymous No.22063449]

So, if I have 10K and dump it on Tesla-chan, will I get the rug pull when I'm asleep in the pre market when I'm sleeping and the stop loss can't kick in?

Do I buy now or at EoD?

[Anonymous No.22063450]

>>22063393
What else are you going to buy? Boomer trash like 3M or JPM?

[Anonymous No.22063451]

im already thinking ahead of how much profit there is if it hits $1000 again.....

[Anonymous No.22063456]

>>22063219
Me buying for more bull tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22063461]

Is everything retard because everyone is trying to scramble to buy tesla?

[Anonymous No.22063464]

>>22063367
I lost 1% on that shit. Good thing it's a green day.

[Anonymous No.22063478]

>>22063103
up 1% despite tesla being 20% of my portfolio and everything else being green as hell. My gains are being eaten by an invisible asset and it's not the exchange rate.

[Anonymous No.22063483]

>>22063405
>>22063432
>>22063424
>>22063420
Oh god.. People flashing portfolio gains. Crash is literal days away now

[Anonymous No.22063484]

>>22063103
Up like 3%, which is only $120, but still.

[Anonymous No.22063485]

>>22063447
I was swing trading out of it when this news dropped which is kinda gay but OTOH is fantastic for long WKHS positions, which is why I moved it from my meme account to my TFSA

[Anonymous No.22063498]

>>22063451
You're talking like a stockwits fag desu

[50k on AAPL 8/25 No.22063501]

>>22063443
Hell yeah brother

[Anonymous No.22063502]

>>22063461
fuck I meant red

[Anonymous No.22063513]

NOOOOOOO WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22063517]

>>22063483
nigga how fucking new are you? dingposting has been around forever

[Anonymous No.22063518]

>>22063451
We'll have another forward split for Christmas

[Anonymous No.22063536]

Time for DINDIN you boys want anything from PUBLIX

[Anonymous No.22063552]

>>22063441
Lol butt mad anon that missed out is still butt mad.

[Anonymous No.22063553]

>>22063441
>>OMG TESLA USED TO BE $2000, NOW IT'S ONLY $500! I MUST BUY. IT'S SO CHEAP NOW!!!!
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22063555]

>>22063450
I know, but these valuations are insane. I need some reason to persuade me that QQQ isn't going to drop anytime soon

[Anonymous No.22063556]

>>22063485
I'm hoping to for one more good dip below $16 to buy back in.

I'll probably FOMO around $17, though.

[Anonymous No.22063566]

TSLA $750 EOW

[Anonymous No.22063576]

ZOOM REVENUE QUADRUPLED AAAAAH

[Anonymous No.22063587]

>>22063483
>people are investing
>more people are interested in investing
>more people will invest
>Bobo thinks this means the price will somehow go down

Ok

[Anonymous No.22063590]

TESLA STILL MOOONING

[Anonymous No.22063594]

>>22063441
You could have bought at 1500 when they announced the split and be OOOOOOOing right now.

[Anonymous No.22063608]

>>22062707
It’s in the screenshot, $32802.06

Now my total account is over $70,000 (started at $2000).

[Anonymous No.22063614]

>>22063555
QQQ isn't going to drop anytime soon

[Anonymous No.22063622]

>>22063576
that's it. Tomorrow is payday and i'm spending it on zoom

[Anonymous No.22063631]

Sold some stocks that had their run but were over (should have sold friday but I said meh)
Bought a couple of TSLA at opening.
Bought one more AAPL
Almost sold my UBER but I saw the pump coming.
This market even makes you think you know what you are doing, even if you don´t. Its a weird, the green makes me happy but I don´t feel acomplished, like I don´t deserve it.

[Anonymous No.22063660]

>>22063219
dip? what dip

[Anonymous No.22063661]

new thread
>>22063657


new thread
>>22063657

[Anonymous No.22063715]

>>22062836
All those technical gobbledygook when you can just
>dont hide
>just buy

[Anonymous No.22063734]

>TSLA casually approaching $510 in less than one hour of after hours

[Anonymous No.22063769]

>>22063587
Except it's unsustainable and people with actual leverage in the pricing can and will manipulate it to secure gains and trap investors a la the dotcom bubble. Friendly reminder that despite massive tailwinds it took MSFT 16 years to recover from the top, and nearly as much time to recover the middle. I don't think you fully realize that a lot of these big players are totally price insensitive to this top and a heft portion of their holdings are decades old. All of these recent buyers are increasingly sensitive to both volatility amplitude and length since they're going to require liquidity. Not to mention the fact that every time one of these insane mcap companies moves a single percentage point they increase or decrease in value in the orders of tens of billions of dollars. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

[Anonymous No.22063886]

>>22063498
This place basically is stocktwits during the week when markets are open

[Anonymous No.22063915]

TSLA pumping +2% AH

anyone who said this shit wouldn't skyrocket after the split is an absolute NIGGERBRAIN

[Anonymous No.22063961]

>>22063769
You’re basically right but you shouldn’t ascribe too much important to market cap. It’s a fairly meaningless number that just gets tossed around by journalists. So what if price x number of shares = big big number? You couldn’t literally sell them all for that much without crashing it.

[Anonymous No.22064026]

>>22063280
DO I BUY MORE THEN?!?!! IM FOMOING

[Anonymous No.22064052]

>>22063451
Anon, I surely hope you’re memeing

[Anonymous No.22064143]

I really, truly don’t understand the appeal of Zoom. Microsoft Teams is objectively better. Is this just part of the tech bubble?

[Anonymous No.22064322]

>>22063483
What should our puts be?

[Anonymous No.22064389]

I really, truly don’t understand the appeal of Betamax. VHS is objectively better. Is this just part of the tech bubble?

[Anonymous No.22064512]

>>22064322
I did one baby put, I needed the negative deltas anyway.
Wasn't too expensive either, I could eat 100% loss and be fine with it.