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>> No.22053808

HORSE CHADS I BOUGHT IN AT THE TOP

>> No.22053815

fuck tesla

>> No.22053819

apple
apple
>develops shitty technology for a cult following
>spends massive amounts of money to secure profitable specialized industries
>trillion dollar company is fine!
tesla
>develops technology that no one else does
>lobbies hard with the government to secure multi year exclusive contracts
>acts as the umbrella for all new elon musk ventures
>90b market cap
>NOOOOO ITS A FUCKING ZOOMER SCAM ENJOY YOUR BAGS

>> No.22053831

tuck fesla

>> No.22053832

what THE HECK is an broker?

>> No.22053837

just sold my AAPL and TSLA positions, hoping for it to settle on a new support level

>> No.22053841

>>22053789
Does anyone who invests in TSLA ever get nervous or is it just pure bliss all the time?

>> No.22053842
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22053842

IT'S CRASHING AAAAAHH

>> No.22053843
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22053843

>NOOO WHY IS MY OVERHYPED STOCK GOING DOWN

>> No.22053845

>>22053819
Hoping for a dip after battery day to hop on the bandwagon

>> No.22053847

>>22053808
$32 top for 2020.

>> No.22053854
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22053854

Why did everything just take a massive shit??

>> No.22053855
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22053855

>>22053819
That's why I bought both.

>> No.22053858

How do I search FAA website for drone approval details for $AMZN?

>> No.22053860

Why did I listen to you mouthdrooling retards about Tesla instead of buying?

>> No.22053861

>>22053815
this, based

>> No.22053865
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22053865

*checks SPY puts*
hm... 200%. not bad. more to go yet, though.
*turns page*

>> No.22053866

AYYYY IMMAH FINNA BOUTAH BE FINANCIALLY RUINED AYYY

both both apple and tesla nanoseconds before they fell off a cliff

>> No.22053869
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22053869

IT'S DRIPPING AGAIN

>> No.22053872
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22053872

I bought the TSM and FSLR dips

>> No.22053880

IM FINANCIALLY COOOOOOOOMED

>> No.22053881

TSLA CRASH IS STARTING GET YOUR ASSES OUT THERE BOYS THE RED DILDO IS COMING

>> No.22053891

FUCKING VIX

>> No.22053903

>bought 50 tsla at 495
Haha... Man I knew this would happen

>> No.22053906

>>22053841
I’m nervous asf shit

>> No.22053908
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22053908

Thanks Elon, that's 9 months of rent for me. Cashed out the gains, back to neeting till spring.

>> No.22053912

>have AMD
>have AAPL
>sold TSLA puts
>portfolio is barely up today
wtf, the rest of the market looks like crap

>> No.22053922
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22053922

if i want to buy an AAPL call, i buy to open, and then when I want to close that call, I buy to close?

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22053926

>>22053815
:)

>> No.22053931

just bought TSLA, hope I am not too late to the party

>> No.22053937
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22053937

buy the dip

>> No.22053938

>>22053789
>>22053551
i have a recurring stop limit sell order, niggerbrain.

>> No.22053956

>>22053819
people are sick of politically correct committees deciding what bar of soap looking badge engineered plastic shitbox people want to buy so they go for an autist that does what he wants without thinking of what normies think and the best part is all the haters tears from his unpredictable success. such is the power of meme magic

>> No.22053957
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22053957

It’s time

>> No.22053961

kek I just got bogged on FNGU
>hedged with VXX calls
atleast i'm not 100% retarded

>> No.22053962

OH GOD NO TSLA WHY WHY WHY I'M FINANCIALLY ROOOOINNED

>> No.22053971

>>22053908
no elon funded your housing so you can wage slave and stock trade 25/8 for 9 months

>> No.22053985

>tech going up
>financials going down

what should i buy out of C, V, JPM, or BAC? BAC is closest to their -2 SD compared to the past week right now, worth picking up some cheapies?

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22053989

>>22053891
TVIX WHERE YOU AT

>> No.22053999

SOMEBODY POST THAT GRAPH WHERE IT SHOWS THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A BUBBLE WE ARE AT BULL TRAP NOW DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

>> No.22054000

hahahha get rug pulled you stupid bull faggots

>> No.22054010

~15 more points to drop S&P, come on

>> No.22054029

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.22054038

>>22053989
UXVY

>> No.22054045
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22054045

lunch dip? I guess its time for me to get lunch

>> No.22054046

>>22054000
NASDAQ still green tho

>> No.22054048

>>22053989
gone but not forgotten

>> No.22054055
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22054055

TQQQ has not had a red day in about 25 straight days

>> No.22054062

>>22053985
You best be able to sell calls with whatever you buy.

>> No.22054071

Are microsoft/walmart even buying TikTok at this point?
Bytedance says it's already picked a winner, but who even has the buying power other than microsoft?

>> No.22054072

MY STOKARINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.22054077

>>22053989
VIXY

>> No.22054079

did TSLA bulls got scarred of it passing 500$ today?

>> No.22054081
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22054081

>>22054000
>hahahha get rug pulled you stupid bull faggots

>> No.22054093

>>22053841
I SEE TESLA GO UP AND I SMILE NO OTHER THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD

>> No.22054100
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22054100

>TSLA going down.
Good. Maybe I can buy more.

>> No.22054104

I bought 2 shares of TSLA today at $468 and sold at $495, the literal peak. Therefore I've made a total of $54.78 on TSLA, because I have never traded it before today. I am cool.

>>22053872
Me too. We're gonna make it bro.

>> No.22054105

>>22053789
YES...IS IT...IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING BROS!?! THE RUG PULL OF THE AGES???

I..I THINK IM...IM GONNA...I JUST MIGHT...IM...IM...COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMINNNNGG
HNGGFHfghffgt

GET FUCKED TECH BUBBLE RETARDS

>> No.22054111

>>22053936
just sold the peak on TSLA
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE SMART NOOOOO BUY VOO AND RETIRE AT 73 YEARS OLD WITH $1 MILLION NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22054113

>visit /biz/ one day in april
>see someone write a paragraph about AA
>buy it without reading it
>it’s up 300%

>> No.22054114
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>>22054055

>> No.22054119

Damn. I'm sure glad I bought Amazon instead of Tesla

>> No.22054132

ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22054143
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22054143

CUNNY BROS WHERE WE AT? MORE APPL CALLS ON THIS DIP OR MSFT SHORTS WITH CHEAP CALLS

>> No.22054148

lmao wheres that BLNK fagger

>> No.22054150

Great day to buy WMT itm calls

>> No.22054155

gay eu tanking into close

>> No.22054165

>AAPL and TSLA up bigly
>they dip a bit at lunch time
>HAHAHA RUGPULL OH MY GAAWWDDD

what are bears' end game?

>> No.22054187

Clsk back to sub 10 where it belongs. See you guys at $7

>> No.22054214

>Portfiolio down 1% on the day despite most of the stocks being up
>GBP/USD flat
nani the fuck? where are my gains going?

>> No.22054221

>massive ass fuck dump just before europe closes for literally no apparent reason
Atleast I existed about a half of my open positions earlier today but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22054226
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22054226

> been holding FNGU for months
> people are starting to notice it and I'm seeing more and more posts about it
You guys are making me nervous...

>> No.22054231

>>22054187
FUCK

>> No.22054232

I only broke even with Apple today after buying the peak last week. Now it goes down.

>> No.22054235

>>22054165
ITS BULL TRAP RIGHT NOW AAAHHHHHH

>> No.22054252

MSFT BROS BUY DIP

>> No.22054264
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22054264

You fags telling me I got lucky buying WKHS get bent, it was in a flag pattern AND breaking out of a triangle and the rest of you were too dumb to see it. I will let it go to my head all I damn well want because it was a calculated victory and I'm keeping these gains forever. Get in here and start buying some horse so I can get rich quicker.

>> No.22054270

>>22054214
I am thinking the exact same thing

>> No.22054271

M-my gains....

>> No.22054281

EVEN TQQ IS HEADING TOWARDS RED

I SAID I WOULD KILL MYSELF...

>> No.22054293

hahaha lol amazing I love being up 3.5% for the day for like ten minutes and now I'm heading toward sub 1%. Fuck my ass I really hate this shit

>> No.22054307

>>22054187
I sold when it went below 11. Much sad. How far out are your puts anon?

>> No.22054316

>everyone buying APPL and TSLA at the peak
i'm buying BAC calls

>> No.22054317

>>22054264

Can it go up more, master of horses, or should I jump out now?

>> No.22054319

>banks down 2%
noooo my nosebergarinose......

>> No.22054331

>>22054252
>msft
whats that? that a new csi? csi msft. yup it was the guy you thought raped her and all any one has to do is stare at some vials to prove it

>> No.22054333

>>22054293
That's just how it goes most of the time, don't worry so much about it

>> No.22054340

ngl u guys r dumb

>> No.22054342
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22054342

>>22053789
You guy know the drill

>> No.22054345

>>22054264
plz no I have covered calls and I want to make it bro.

>> No.22054346

All brokers are down

>> No.22054351

>>22054319
keep calm, buy BAC weeklies. it always hits $26

>> No.22054353
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22054353

GET TWTR OUT OF MY FUCKING FNGU

>> No.22054355

>>22054340
N-No...

>> No.22054367
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22054367

Back to our original programming. The dip was just a prank

>> No.22054371

>>22054340
Nah I consider myself above average, not to mention dick size

>> No.22054372

>>22054264
Now you know not to listen to retards FUDDING WKHS 'cause they bought the top and got stuck bagholding.

>> No.22054377
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22054377

IM GONNA END IT

>> No.22054378

>>22054316
yes peak for like this week only maybe

>> No.22054379

>>22054333

FUCK THAT, I'VE BARELY EXPERIENCED ANY RED SINCE MARCH WHEN I STARTED INVESTING. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS ETERNAL CRABBING THAT YOU ARE APPARENTLY SAYING IS NORMAL, I'D RATHER BUY AN EXPENSIVE CAR

>> No.22054382

>>22054319
This is where the value is, the cumbrains chasing tech at all time high will soon learn.

>> No.22054384

>>22054353
Whats a fngu

>> No.22054389

>>22054346
Wtf is going on usually it is robinhood that shits the bed

>> No.22054403

>>22054377
what the hell are you holding

>> No.22054409

>>22054333
What's the best move if my only holdings right now are WKHS, TQQQ, FNGU and SOXL? Iron hands and hold? Sell at daily peaks like this? I don't want to get flagged as a day trader but I'd love to keep profits

>> No.22054416

europe markets closed = stonkers pump

>> No.22054421

>>22054377
is your UI bugged too? the split of AAPL/TSLA makes it look like i'm $11k down. fucking retarded webshitters.

>> No.22054425
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22054425

WE ARE CIRCUITEBREAKING ALL THE WAY UP

>> No.22054429

>>22054340
>wastted 1 day trade like a retard
beat that

>> No.22054440

Why don't you people just buy more $80 TSM calls? It's literally free money

>> No.22054450

Fug Amazon just got FAA additional for drone deliveries. Horse isn't the only one anymore.

>> No.22054456
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22054456

>> No.22054457
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22054457

>>22053808
Patience fren...

>> No.22054460

>>22053789
This website is bipolar disorder encapsulated. I hate all of you faggots

>> No.22054483
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22054483

Fucking shit.. 7 points more on the S&P and I would have got my fill, ugh

>> No.22054484

>>22054450
*Approval in going to kms myself

>> No.22054491

>>22054226
Same bro, get ready for delisting

>> No.22054495

ALWAYS DO OPPOSITE OF WHAT BOBO SAYS

>> No.22054508

>>22054403
kek it’s actually just a glitch. A ton of AAPL calls
>>22054421
yup, it’s fucking annoying how hard can it be to make an app that works

>> No.22054509
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22054509

B-bros the chart is frozen?

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22054516

>>22054187
NOT THIS DAY

>> No.22054517

>>22053903
That's a lot of stock. Hold at least till battery day. You will make bank.

>> No.22054520

calling all TSLA bros
let's do it, let's take it to 500!!!

>> No.22054530

How the fuck are you all losing money?

>> No.22054534

>>22054460
How do you think the market works? Literally every transaction done on it is bull+bear. This is just the anonymized verbal transactions between traders.

>> No.22054536

>MSFT
>WMT
IS THIS IT? IS THIS THE MAKE IT DIP?

>> No.22054541

>>22054351
Nice. sold some put spreads for next week

>> No.22054549

>>22054536
THIS IS IT

>> No.22054552
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22054552

>tfw you perfectly time a TQQQ call buy at the bottom

>> No.22054555

Any forex traders here? If so, does anybody know if and when the USD is likely to improve against GBP again?

I'm a freelancer who gets paid in $$$ and I'm refusing to withdraw money from my account until the exchange rate improves, but I've watched it slide down from 0.81 to 0.75. Should I just stop being such a silly twat and withdraw it, or is it worth waiting for a bit longer? I have no immediate need for the money

>> No.22054558

>>22054530
I’m up 1k despite 1/2 of my portfolio being red. Feels okay.

>> No.22054567

>>22054530
>buy gamestop bros OOOO
>NAK NAK NAK
>TSLA ZOOMER MEME STOCK
>rugpull sell all your tech!!!

how do you think

>> No.22054569

If you dont buy AAPL youre retarded.iPhone 12 with 5g will be announced soon probably and Christmas is around the corner

>> No.22054570
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22054570

BABA -1,4% i-is this the c-crash bros?

>> No.22054576

>ctrl+f 'Vanguard'
>nothing

Really chose the wrong broker here. Everyone is locked out since the open today.

>> No.22054586

I'm a CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

We are going to have piss poor earnings and our stock will surely tank 10%+
>Stock split
>layoff 30% of workforce
>Announce a bid for Tik Tok

heh, nothin personnel

>> No.22054591

>>22054353
Seriously, why the fuck is that piece of shit even in there? Especially at such a high weight? Fuckin Montreal boomers almost got their tech picks right.

>> No.22054606

>>22054536
MWT launched on Tiktok hype alongside their partner MSFT. Supposedly MSFT had a $850m dark pool sell at like $273. That might be a portion of the money necessary for the acquisition of Tiktok, MSFT is known for having huge cash holdings so... And with WMT...

>> No.22054611

>>22053819
>90b market cap
Lmao how fucking new can someone be

>> No.22054615

>>22053872
TSM has been at a dip for almost a month. It's just moving sideways. When will it move again?

>> No.22054620

>>22054586
NOOOO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. NOOOOO! THIS IS THE HOLOCAUST!

>> No.22054630
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22054630

Can I get a basic rundown on how UVXY works? I know it tracks VIX futures but why does it seem to directly inverse TQQQ and FNGU?

>> No.22054634

>>22054530

Because the market overall is in the red silly. I have over half of my portfolio in VOO and SPY and they've been low red all day. Some big blue chips like disney and microsoft are also pretty red.

>> No.22054636

>>22054570
Crash wont be allowed by the federal govt while chinas economy has gained on us

>> No.22054645

Thinking of selling almost everything except stocks I truly believe in and then DCA’ing into VOO. All this speculation is going to burn me in the long run.

>> No.22054651

>>22054630
When volatility rises most stocks go down. Inverse correlation.

>> No.22054652

>>22054377
holy shit. your loss is still more than my capital lmfao. BUT DAMN

>> No.22054665

>>22054520
It's actually happening.

>> No.22054666

>>22054636
Kek, how has China's economy gained on us when they are facing the same issues and no one likes them because of the wuhan virus.

>> No.22054670

>>22054611
I was going to call him out on that but I'm not responsible for quelling the TSLA zealotry, so I just let it go.

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>> No.22054691

>>22054651
Yes but why? And I saw someone on here mention that sometimes, like right now where a bunch of people are probably buying into TSLA and AAPL, there is volatility but not necessarily in a negative way

>> No.22054702

>>22054377
That sucks bro but you can still make it back, just double your money kid. Then double it again.

>> No.22054703

>>22054652
he's fucking with you
robinhood is displaying stuff wrong if you were holding TSLA/AAPL

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22054708

UH OH BEARS I JUST BOUGHT THE DIP AGAIN I THINK YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
BEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CUM

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>>22054317
No it's still breaking out. It may dip down to fill the gap from this morning unfortunately but I have very great confidence it will breakout much higher than this one.

We're talking from the same distance of the floor of about 14.50 to 22, or a price move of $8.50 from the breakout of the triangle - presumably today, and I am not alone in this analysis you can check tradingviews idea for a few people who came up with the idea separately.

The flag pattern that we are certainly finishing today is on the 30min chart. the price rose by roughly $2 before entering the flag (declining for the last three days, I should've bought the weekly puts) and then breaking out and rising by almost $2. I told a bunch of rabid normies elsewhere to set their target for 18.50 but it was actually $19. And I didn't tell them about the triangle.


Also ty based anon for good Jojo screenshots. Have a picture of a guy from my zoom college class in trade.

>> No.22054711

>>22054555
I'm guessing you get paid in youtube bux, get that converted asap, the pound won't stop gaining because the markets are flat and USD won't stop depreciating because they keep printing.

>> No.22054714

>>22054665
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22054741

>>22054536
Just bought 30 more WMT. I’m eying MSFT as well, should I go for it?

>> No.22054749

Whats teslas ceiling bros? I fee like its due to pop

>> No.22054751

>>22054634
I highly recommend you follow this path. It’s the only way to win long term with 100% sureness

>> No.22054764

>>22054555
What do you need to know from traders? Look for brexit news, 2 October is the deadline for the brexit talk between them and EU. Also, I'm pretty sure USD will keep on dumping until the economy has recovered which means a stronger GBP

>> No.22054772

>>22054111
Again, please create a trip code so I can laugh when you lose at all. You’re arrogant because you have some short-term gains. Your strategy will never work long-term.

>> No.22054777

>sold my GME
FUUUUUCK should've bought more.

>> No.22054781

not a bad price for crm

>> No.22054790

>>22054691
Stocks drop faster than they rise even though they rise more often. So if there is a lot of general price movement in the market ie volatility then you can almost guarantee its from stocks in general dropping.

>> No.22054795

>>22054749
No ceilings is space.

>> No.22054796
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22054796

RH why you do this

>> No.22054798

I told you TSLA holders. It's almost too late now. I'm sorry for your loss but there is nothing more I can do. The time for yelling is over. My left nut just feels cold now.

>> No.22054801

>>22054749
2k

>> No.22054813

Who's going to buy the Tik-Tok and find out it's just burning cash? I'm thinking the play is to get puts on which ever company announces they've acquired the tik-tok.

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>>22054081
>meme arrows with nothing to say
pottery.

>> No.22054833

>>22054708
When will those faggot bear niggers learn that they never win. They get zero respect from real traders.

>> No.22054835

>>22054307
Nigga I dont even have options, I'm a gambling addict id lose it all. I'm all in on smart well researched long holds now boi

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>>22054796

>> No.22054861

>>22053789
Whats the deal with T? Tanked in March and hasnt realy recovered. Seems like one ofthe few stocks corona should affect much.
Can anyone explain to brainlet?

>> No.22054880

>>22054777
If you were a real gamer you would have never sold it. You get what you deserve.

>> No.22054884

>>22054813
I'm going to buy it and then I'm going to change the algorithm to favor videos of fat girls hehe

>> No.22054899

when is the right time to buy naked puts on BAC?

>> No.22054901

Ebay has a P/E ratio of 8
Why do investors think they won't survive?

>> No.22054909

>>22054861

The only thing I can come up with is that the march dip really exposed how much debt they are in. Otherwise most other news since march as seemed good, I don't get it either, and I'm really tempted to buy for divies. But maybe their debt will eventually make them lower/cut their dividends.

>> No.22054915

>>22054835
>I'm all in on smart well researched long holds
Going all in on longs right before the october surprise? ISHYDDT

>> No.22054941
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>>22054790
Do you have any articles that show this is statistically correct or is that just your experience in the market? I'm not saying your experience is wrong if that's the case but I'd like to know what your holdings are.

>> No.22054942
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22054942

>SHORT ORACLE

SHORT ORACLE

>SHORT ORACLE

SHORT ORACLE

>SHORT ORACLE

>> No.22054943

>>22054861
shitty boomer stock

>> No.22054956

>>22054915
Dude you shill Nak and like ktov. I have a feeling that apple isn't taking an election crash

>> No.22054957
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22054957

am i gonna make it?

excluded my GME cause I sold at 20% for $400 profit.

>> No.22054965

>>22054796
>JNQAQ
positions?

>> No.22054979

>>22054711
Not YouTube, just one of the popular freelancing sites (Upwork). But ta, shall take your advice I think

>>22054764
Just wanted to know why the slide is happening really, so that I can make a prediction about the future and decide whether I should withdraw now or wait. Thought traders might have a good idea about that. What would be the implications of a deal vs no deal in the Brexit negotiations? Pound slides in the event of no deal I guess?

>> No.22054997

My portfolio tanked 500€ today.
Thanks to BABA and my ETFs.
Gonna have some vodka in the shower now. See you tomorrow

>> No.22055002

>>22054861
They're debt laden, and they acquired DirectTV for nearly $50bn ($67bn, really), and now they're looking to sell for like $30bn.

>> No.22055022

>>22054957
Why go big on both AMD and TSM? One going up will make the other go down, they are direct competitors for deals.

>> No.22055032

>>22054861
It is my observation that a lot of the boomer dividend stocks are in this position. For example BUD is still in a slump while SAM has exploded. Big Oil would probably still be in the same position, even if the Saudis/Russians didn't have that price war.

>> No.22055037

>>22053789
I bought my first stock in Apple. This is good yes?

>> No.22055039
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>>22054942
>just bought the wmt dip

>> No.22055044

>>22054957
You'll regret selling for only 20%.

>> No.22055049

>>22054880
I always burn myself when I get greedy so I just took profit and ran. $100 for a 10 second YOLO transaction isn't a bad pull.

>> No.22055076

>>22053789
I am literally in awe of TSLA. I cannot fucking believe it. There's just...there's just no rational reason for this. It was insane 40% ago, this is completely unreal. I cannot fucking believe it

>> No.22055080

>>22055022
What the fuck are you talking about?
TSM manufactures AMD's processors.

>> No.22055090

>>22053956
I don't know why /biz/ hates elon. He is what they would be if they were rich and a bit smarter at business.

>> No.22055095

>>22055022
amd is a competitor to the tsmc? how? AMD uses the TSMC nodes. i may be wrong, but im just asking.

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Surely TSLA will close at 465 today.

>> No.22055109

>>22054965
I think it's just a bug caused by the splits, I'm actually up since this morning.

>> No.22055118

>>22055032
"big oil" is now smaller than individual tech companies
stop investing in dinosaur juice, that bubble already burst

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>>22055039
>mfw loaded up on oracle calls in the am

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>AKER
Looks like my Friday cheapies became even cheaper.

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22055155

Poor chads [email protected]

>> No.22055157

>>22055049
That's terrible. Pennies. Just buy and hold and actually make real money

>> No.22055162

>>22053789
If I go through the OP's link will I be able to trade/invest and join in on whatever fun you guys are having here?

>> No.22055173

>>22055118
No, but I appreciate your concern for my financial well being.

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22055177

What stocks would Terry invest in?

>> No.22055178
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22055178

When is oil gonna moon

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>>22055101
I don't think so anon

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22055201

TESLA DUMPING LOOOOOOL

>> No.22055206

>>22055162
I just got fidelity every other app was shit for me. I think robinhood is the normie nice looking simple app but it kept giving me errors. Same with everything else. I like fidelity.

>> No.22055208

>>22055178
when TSLA dumps

>> No.22055219
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>>22054997
>portfolio up
drink to celebrade
>portfiolio down
drink to drown your sorrows
>portfolio crabbing
drink to forget

>> No.22055227

how many times are we going to get the tsla/apple dumping jokes today?

>> No.22055242

>>22055227
how often can people post "cunny" like it is the most hilarious thing that mankind has ever devised?

>> No.22055248

>>22055201
Hahaha so funny yes millionth time only gets funnier

>> No.22055270

why would I not own exclusively TQQQ?

I mean when it tanks like just it up for insanely cheap, lower your average cost to nearly free, then it pumps to triple the lowest price within 6 months

>> No.22055271

>>22055118
>He thinks his tech shit runs on green energy
Where does the plastic for phones and computers cone from?
The metals? The processing plants, energy plants, really the entire manufacturing chain?

Arrogance. Sheer arrogance by tech heads to disrespectful the blood of the industrial manufacturing machine.

>> No.22055272

>>22055227
I'll tell you whats dumping. My asshole for the 3rd time today. Its really vile idk how I have this much dookie

>> No.22055277

>>22055227
>today

Anon...

>> No.22055280
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22055280

Should I fomo on Tesla and Apple?

>> No.22055290

>>22055242
haha pedos jej

>> No.22055318

>>22054861
T is not a "growth" stock, their massive dividends drives down the growth aswell which is important to remember. The 2018 dump took ~6 months to recover while the market made new highs like every week, so this dump will probably take them 2 years to recover or something

>>22054979
That's the thing, it should naturally keep on pumping because the USD gets weaker.. at the same time there's the no-deal talk which will make the GBP weaker in return, so I personally have no idea. It might just be a small dump on the no-deal announcement and that's about it

>> No.22055324

>>22055280
>tesla
bigger risk, but potential faster reward

>apple
apple isn't going anywhere. if you are down on apple, literally just wait

>> No.22055325

>>22055280
Always own Apple. Good time to own Microsoft too. Tesla... Too fucking weird

>> No.22055336

>>22055280
Load up on STX its cheaper and correlated to APPL and its in a dip good time to buy

>> No.22055337

>>22054941
What? This is basic shit man. Look up any articles on VIX or volatility. UVXY is just leveraged VIX.

>> No.22055338
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22055338

What should I buy if I want a "just shove money into it every month" index fund but I think the US economy is going to get rekt by inflation?

>> No.22055339
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22055339

how out of the money do you buy your TSLA calls? and what expiration?

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22055346

hold through zoomer earnings yay or nay?

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22055361

NVDA

>> No.22055367

>>22055101
Looks like you are buying 100 shares of tesla to sell at discount to a winner

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22055377

Are we seeing a strong GME pump or is this just some daily bullshit that will dip in the coming week?

>> No.22055380

>>22055206
Thanks anon I'll check it out. Brainlette question if you want to answer, but you use it to buy stocks, track their prices, and sell and what not?

Also do you guys split your money between SPY/VOO and individual stocks to have a safe, long term, bet but also maybe make more money with individual stocks?

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>>22055361
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22055409

>>22055380
I’m new. I just clicked buy and then did $200 on Apple and got 1.6 shares

>> No.22055413

>>22055271
what does any of this shit have to with stock prices?
Never new markets to expand into, all new tech is less efficient ways to dig out juice, basically damage control, all governments pulling back subsidies, and subsidizing the competition, etc

its dead, and your oh so smart rants arent necromancy

>> No.22055420

>>22055377
Short squeeze. Hard to say how far it'll go. Look up VW infinity. Short interest on GME was up to 101%.

>> No.22055431

>>22055377
Hard to say. I think it's very likely that we will see a GME squeeze to at least 20 this year but if this is it? I don't know. If we get a strong close today I'd tend to say yes but otherwise no.

>> No.22055446

>>22055318
>massive
>not even 10%

>> No.22055448

>>22055361
My penis gets harder from AMD

>> No.22055453
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22055453

>everyone’s getting rich off their Tesla and apple and I’m here cheering on my few shares of chewy

>> No.22055462

>>22055338
An index fund protects against inflation. Generally if inflation this year shot up 10% the market would be up 10% or more.

>> No.22055481

imagine unironically investing in ANYTHING but tech

>> No.22055483

>>22055337
>this is basic shit man
i know. i'm just retarded. There's a reason i used that image instead of the one with HK-47 asking you a question. some things I'm just too embarrassed to ask about at thid point and I'm not sure how to google it. Thanks anon.

>> No.22055496

>>22055338
Inflation actually pushes up share prices, the value of the company stays the same but the value of USD drops, thus share price goes up. And since it's a safe place to keep money it will probably even push it up further.

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>GME on track for 10x relative volume

>> No.22055502

>>22055270
You can own FNGU which basically does the same thing. Its very predicated on the success of TSLA as well as BABA which both are risky for obvious reason but it's a fucking 1 way ticket to the moon.

>> No.22055508

>>22055481
greenest thing i've got is rrgb

>> No.22055520

>>22055462
Hell, since most companies have have loads of debt, inflation would probably help them.

>> No.22055532

>>22055453
>everyone’s getting rich
Everyone but poorfags, that is

>> No.22055533

>>22055500
uh oh. is it cooming? or will we be waiting for a little bit

>> No.22055542

>>22055481
I used to hold a lot of non-tech bags. Thankfully I realized the error of my ways and got on that FNGU TQQQ TSLA gain train

>> No.22055551

>100€ in a turbo
>underlying closes at 0.1€ away from knockout after a massive red dildo is cut short by the closing bell

>> No.22055553

>>22055502
>Investing in Chinkshit
Nope nope nope

>> No.22055565

>>22055377
It's a short squeeze with a bit of hype because it's so obvious, if you want to know what happens just think back to what happened to kodak.

>> No.22055567

Fuck you guys for trying to FOMO people into AMD when there is little to nothing left to take at these highs if you weren't already in

>> No.22055580

>>22055500
Well, according to finviz.

>> No.22055582

the easiest way to make money was to all-in AAPL and TSLA. literally 300%+ by EOY.

why do you hate making money anon?

>> No.22055588
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just bought my first call every, TSLA 500c 500 9/4
get ready

>> No.22055590
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22055590

>tfw no dips to buy
Bros, why do I feel better buying on red days than I do soaking up the gains on green days?

>> No.22055596

What do you techniggers think about Bayer, holding now the roundup case is over.

>> No.22055597

>>22055542
why invest in FNGU when i can just put everything i own into AAPL?

>> No.22055610

>>22055567
Nigger in case you hadn't noticed literally the entire market is melting up and pretty much every single tech company except TSM for some reason is mooning for absolutely no reason at all.

>> No.22055618

>>22055553
why do you hate money

>> No.22055627

>>22055582
>retroactive "it was obvious all along" posts
bottom drawer shit, mate

>> No.22055629

If TSM is manufacturing chips for AMD why can't Intel just buy the chips from them as well?

>> No.22055638

>>22053860
You are old enough to make your own decisions.

>> No.22055650

WTF happened with AIMT? Man it's better browsing reddit penny stock forums than smg.

>> No.22055653

>>22055618
I don't, TSLA and TQQQ print for me. I'm not gonna hold your ching chong bags though, nigger

>> No.22055656

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/canada-buy-76-million-doses-142800165.html

NOVAVAX NOW
NOVAVAX NOW

NOVAVAX NOW
NOVAVAX NOW


NOVAVAX NOW
NOVAVAX NOW

>> No.22055658

>>22055553
Then don't. You think I like chinks? You think I like Bezos? You think I like gay fucking tech shit?
No, I fucking don't. Guess what though, we have entered into a corporate driven dystopia and you can either be with the winners or the losers.

>> No.22055683

someone post the ugly chinks dancing in a line to a tiktok camera

>> No.22055684

>>22053908
>not buying TSLA stocks making bank AND buying puts when it does fall
it's like you don't want double money

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>>22055590
Stocked up on plenty of dips last week. I'm good with HODLING for now.

>> No.22055693

>>22055597
Because AAPL isn't 3x leveraged and will lag the ever loving shit out of FNGU and TQQQ

>> No.22055697

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-soars-co-founder-chewy-151458180.html

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestop-stock-surges-after-chewy-co-founder-takes-9-stake-2020-08-31?siteid=yhoof2

Based Ryan.

>> No.22055701

>>22055658
>Buying Chinkshit in the middle of an unironic trade war
OK zhao

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TSLA 1000 EoW?

>> No.22055734

>>22055629
You think AMD's chips aren't protected intellectual property?

>> No.22055737

>>22055629
They do.

>> No.22055753

>>22055656
(Reuters) - Novavax Inc said on Monday it had reached an agreement in principle with the Canadian government to supply up to 76 million doses of its experimental coronavirus vaccine, sending the company's shares up nearly 7%.

The deal is the latest example of countries rushing to secure access to vaccines, and comes weeks after Canada signed separate deals with Pfizer Inc and Moderna Inc.

Novavax said it expects to finalize an advance purchase agreement to supply doses of the vaccine, beginning as early as the second quarter of next year.

The agreement is subject to the vaccine getting a license from Health Canada, the company said.

Financial terms of the agreement were not disclosed.

Novavax's vaccine was shown to produce antibodies against the novel coronavirus, according to initial data from a small, early-stage trial earlier this month.

The company has begun enrolling volunteers for the second phase of an ongoing clinical trial of its COVID-19 vaccine candidate, with interim data expected in the fourth quarter of 2020.


(Reporting by Manas Mishra in Bengaluru; Editing by Shounak Dasgupta)

>> No.22055763

>>22055701
I buy FNGU and FNGU has BABA. FNGU beats TQQQ because TQQQ is loaded with under performing bags. Deal with it.

>> No.22055765

>>22055280
>Apple
they are swimming in cash, wearables will be big some day
>Tesla
technology ahead of everyone else, pretty safe to assume they will deliver for at least the next 5 years and more if they don't fuck it up

>> No.22055780

>>22055693
but its guaranteed to NOT lose double digit percent of value on a rumor

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>>22055753
>>22055656
old news
already expired

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HOW THE FUCK DO I CLOSE MY CALL OPTION? DO I JUST BUY TO CLOSE MARKET ORDER? PLEASE!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>22055687
Based
I fucking love buying dips man

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>>22055658
>>22055701
Wtf is wrong with me biz? I like Asian girls but I dislike Asians in general.

>> No.22055827

>>22055590
Buy the STX dip

>> No.22055856

>>22055781
Very promising results on their phase 1 trial. Phase 2 is going well. Canada buying up 76m vaccines. Pretty sure this is going to hit the MOON come December. This wont be hurt by the October Surprise since it's pretty much the only CV19 company that is making any headway on their clincial.

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>>22055361
NVIDIA just turned my red day into a green one.

>> No.22055860

>>22055813
this based af boomer

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22055861

Greenback losing support. Moving some back in to silver.

>> No.22055876

10 years from now your kids will ask you why you didn't just invest in TSLA.

>> No.22055882

>>22055280
How far can Tesla really go? It is undeniably some form of bubble. I don't think they will crash, but at least a heavy correction is headed there as soon as the hype slows down. After that you could (re-)enter.

>> No.22055883

>>22055856
>hold a position for 3 (THREE) months

>> No.22055886

>>22055815
You're a racist and a coomer

>> No.22055887

>>22055802
if you bought the option you're +1 which means you need to sell to return to 0
if you sold the option you're -1 which means you need to buy to return to 0
don't touch options if you don't understand them

>> No.22055891

SHLLbros report in

>> No.22055902

>>22055687
the real question is: how do you decide when to sell when you're done buying the dip and now it's going up?

>>22055813
holy shit the dip collage is expanding

>> No.22055907

God when the fuck will people move back into financials, Im tired of slowly bleeding money in these etfs.

>> No.22055917

>>22055882
It can just keep doubling until mars.

>> No.22055936

>>22055887
thanks!

>> No.22055940

>>22055532
Sad but true. I've made a couple hundred. I might make a few grand in time but I'll probably only ever be considered rich by third world country standards.

>> No.22055944
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22055944

Wtf is going on here? They just got bought by nestle but should i buy puts or what
I'm thinking this could dump tomorrow

>> No.22055946

>>22055815
>Being racist but not to girls

Based

>> No.22055948

>>22055886
Oh shit! Is that based? Maybe I should ask /pol/.

>> No.22055956

>>22055802
>these are the people “investing” in the market now

You stupid fuck, why would you buy options if you have no clue what you’re doing?

>> No.22055964

>>22055280
No.

>> No.22055973

>>22055815
Colonizer mindest

>> No.22055974

>>22055815
I am attracted to girls from every race and dislike most non-white males
There is nothing wrong with you

>> No.22055975

>>22055763
what's the advantage of buying FNGU instead of just buying the stocks themselves, especially just a reduced list of the top performers, separately?

>> No.22055976
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>>22054861
what others are saying its a boomer stock and has debt. that being said I'm still in for the divvies and the mommy milkers representative. also used to be a poster who called them "T babies" and I found that funny

>> No.22055995

>>22055882
I don't know but I'm about to buy more if it goes to $450

>> No.22055997

>>22055956
Robinchuds

>> No.22056001

>>22055802
>>22055887
>>22055956
How does someone learn to safely do options? I still don't get how it all works but I want to give it a try.

>> No.22056008
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>>22055733
God, I hope so.

>> No.22056012

>>22054165
It's just sour grapes. They kept waiting for a dip to save $10 and it never came

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22056030

>>22055697

>> No.22056036

>>22054666
They make lots of shit for cheap. And they use that money to steal tech, so one day they’ll make all of that too.

They are the ultimate long economy.

And no one cares about the virus they put on us. Eating bats and shit over there. They spray our stuff before they ship it, or at least they say they do.

>> No.22056045

>>22055361
>>22055858
love me some NVDA

>> No.22056048

>>22056001
download Thinkorswim, learn the interface, and play around with the $100,000 they give you in the "simulator" (I believe it's called OnDemand)

>> No.22056058

>>22056030
Holy shit these are loser names in the financial world right now. Only losers are holding stake in GME!

>> No.22056062

>>22056012
sometimes i get the urge to sell my AAPL or TSLA because they're up so much, but then i just close my platform and walk away.

>> No.22056076

>>22056001
Look up Tom Sosnoff and his 'tastyworks' team. They have by far the best success rate in turning retards into successful option sellers.
Note that most people still lose money even with the tools they give you, but that goes for the stock market in general.

>> No.22056092

>>22055975
The 3x leverage. The only stock that has historically outperformed FNGU and TQQQ is TSLA which is why I also only some of it individually.
As of the time of writing this
>TQQQ +2.48%
>FNGU +5.11%
>TSLA +8.39%

(those are today's obviously so not a big enough data set but just look at the charts)

>> No.22056095

>>22056048
it's called paperMoney. OnDemand allows you to replay days of the market live.

>> No.22056100

>>22055361
I hope this isn't some buy the rumor sell the news shit.

>> No.22056119

WTF BROS I BOUGHT THE WRONG APLE AND IM OUT OF DAYTRADES AHHHHHHH FUVK U ROBINHOOD

>> No.22056141

>>22056119
lel

>> No.22056164

>>22056092
how do you manage your trades in it? or do you just keep pumping paychecks into it on a monthly basis or something and never sell? i worry about whenever the next crash might come so i'd kinda prefer dip buying and swing trading it potentially, idk.

>> No.22056175

70 shares of AAPL
What will this be worth in a few years?

>> No.22056187

Is there like a long ass document that says if you bought x amount of stock in x company it would be worth x dollars today?

Like just a page showing how much money you would of made if you bought stocks forever ago?

>> No.22056195

>>22056048
>>22056076
Thanks.

>> No.22056197

>>22055956
I knew what i was doing i just wanted second party verification. I knew if i made a post acting like a retard id get an answer or three

>> No.22056217

>>22056175
How does 70000 sound?

>> No.22056222
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22056222

Which EOD?

>> No.22056228

>>22056058
The whole float was in short positions last week.

>> No.22056231

>>22056175
You have paper hands and sold them in a dip.

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22056236

>Elon Musk Surpasses Zuckerberg As The World's Third Richest Person With A $110BN Net Worth

>> No.22056238

>>22055997
Chud is such an unaesthetic word

>> No.22056241
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22056241

>>22056036
China number 1.

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22056244

>My brokerage doesn't have FGNU

>> No.22056256

>>22055902
I don't know shit man. I just sell the news and either go elsewhere or reenter on the dip if has enough positive speculation.

>> No.22056257

>>22056175
Around $50000, which adjusted for inflation could buy you the newest iBrain (no headphones included).

>> No.22056258

>>22056001
Look up youtube tutorials, look through options chains for days, stop being a pussy, and make a move. Thats what i did

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22056289

>>22056236
Good. Fuck social media barons.

>> No.22056294

>>22056164
I just buy and hold. I DCA weekly and have some cash floating around for dips or whatever. I've also been liquidating my other positions to move more heavily into FNGU and some TQQQ.
I don't see why we would crash under these market conditions. Yes, everything is overbought but why? Because inflation, because corona virus killed almost every non tech industry, because housing is too expensive for main st.
What's the point of selling equities for cash if the cash is trash as Ray Dalio would say?

>> No.22056296

>>22053789
Kodak just gave me an idea

>> No.22056303

>>22056258
Did you make money? Are the gains better with options?

>> No.22056329

>>22056231
Nope. I FOMOED into it pre split, then picked up a few more today.

>> No.22056335

wow Apple is not even a good dividend stock anymore. The cuts are massive.

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22056359

>>22055280
I went all in on apple and Tesla this morning

>> No.22056364

>>22056187
It's easier to use the price range tool in tradingview. Toolbar on left side, click and hold on the thing with three parallel horizontal lines and a vertical arrow through them, select price range tool. Measure from arbitrary start date to present. Calculate for price change.

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22056369

SOROS
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/billionaire-george-soros-places-bet-134028955.html

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22056372

>>22056303
>Are the gains better with options?
just buy the dip like a good goy i mean boyim

>> No.22056381

>>22056294
>What's the point of selling equities for cash

to secure gains, i'd think.

>> No.22056385

>>22056335
It never was a good dividend stock

>> No.22056392

>>22055481
>not investing in tech gold and guns
Cover all your bases anon you’ll win no matter what happens

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22056397

>>22056303
i dont know, i only just advanced to steps 3 and 4. i stopped being a pussy and bought a $500 call for Tesla because i think retards will continue to pump it. I basically bet $1280 on it.
before that I mostly was in covered calls and naked puts, which are much easier to understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnTsQBJHMSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRYBh6dtxjY&feature=emb_logo

these are the two vids that helped me a lot. mess around in the options chain until you know what the buttons do. godspeed

>> No.22056404

>>22056396
>>22056396
>>22056396

>> No.22056406

>>22055944
they bought it at that price
you would be absolutely retarded to try to buy puts on it

>> No.22056411

WKHS 21 EOD

>> No.22056445

>>22056369
>If investing is entertaining, if your having fun, you’re probably not making any money. Good investing is boring.

Oh shit, he got me there.

>> No.22056593

>>22056294
Economy works in waves. You lay off 30m people and their high velocity cash dissolves and their expenditure on goods and services drops alongside it naturally. This leads to a cascading wave of diminished returns and layoffs. Not to mention defaults which have barely started to swing into motion.

So that 30m low end earnings wave turns into a 40m mixed income wave, short term, but enough to cause serious restructuring in numerous departments, shit like advertising, meaning GOOG/FB get their shit kicked. Shit like AMZN sees decreases YoY. Between reallocation and stimulus, AMZN is going to be looking pretty shabby YoY when people start back into brick and mortar and the huge sums of free money at the bottom end dry up. Same with AAPL, poors love AAPL because it's a universal status symbol to the unenlightened. Plus hardware seems to me to be plateauing since gains have become increasingly marginal, smartphone sales are stagnating, desktop/laptop sales are down YoY since like '08. There'll be a market shakeup with ARM entrants, too.

Tech is TINA right now.

>> No.22056783

>>22054861
which to VZ because T is fucked. DirectTV was a huge mistake when everyone is cutting the cable for streaming.

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