How the fuck is this even sustainable?

[Anonymous No.22052999]

Feels like the rug is going to get pulled so fucking hard on Tesla leaving a lot of bag holders. This is exactly like the insanity pre-2000 tech crash

[Anonymous No.22053037]

>>22052999
I can’t believe it myself

[Anonymous No.22053053]

>>22052999
I don't care. Can't wait for normies to get dumped on

[Anonymous No.22053073]

>>22052999
nice trips
how do you buy stocks?

[Anonymous No.22053085]

>>22052999
Tesla will make history.
But not with their tech.
It will be the textbook bubble of this century

[Anonymous No.22053102]

>>22052999
checked

>>22048560
not looking good. I want to like Elon but its not looking good. Also the Nueralink presentation was the most uncomfortable fucking thing I've ever watched.

[Anonymous No.22053131]

>>22053073
There's a bunch of different options. Many beginners use Robinhood or M1 Finance. There's a bunch of others out there.

[Anonymous No.22053141]

>>22053053
this
creating a whole generation of debt slaves

[Anonymous No.22053174]

When bears get liquidated they pump the stock to new ATHs, which then liquidates more bears etc etc. This is entirely the bears' fault. TSLA 600 next.

[Anonymous No.22053176]

Rug won’t be pulled until all normies believe the “rug will be pulled” meme. Which is not coming soon. Put all your money into TSLA and just be comfy

[Anonymous No.22053188]

>>22053053
>He thinks normies invest in TSLA

[Anonymous No.22053222]

>>22053102
nueralink is a sham. Hedge funds are going to fuck these robin hood tesla pumpers soon

[Anonymous No.22053248]

>>22053188
yes you fucking retard and youre one of them

[Anonymous No.22053264]

What's that price/earnings looking like nowadays?

[Anonymous No.22053313]

>>22053222

[Anonymous No.22053318]

>>22053053
You're going to be waiting another 3 months.

[Anonymous No.22053334]

>>22053248
Woah man I don’t hold any stocks, just pointing out that normies prefer something like Apple or Amazon not TSLA. Normies don’t even care about if their car is electric or not lol

[Anonymous No.22053336]

>>22053188
It’s the most normie stock there is. This shit wouldn’t be so high if robinhood didn’t exist.

[Anonymous No.22053346]

>>22053188
tsla is one of the most normie stocks there is

[Anonymous No.22053359]

>>22053222
Why don't you understand that hedge fund short squeezes are what's pumping TSLA

[Anonymous No.22053404]

>>22053334
Are you kidding me? Teslas are like the normie symbol of success now. Literally all my dumbass friends want teslas when they make it

[Anonymous No.22053448]

this will be back at 2000 in no time kek

[Anonymous No.22053517]

>>22052999
Apple is valued 5.5x
There is much room to grow.
Also there will be now rug pulling due to FED policy.
Poorfags and wagies, get the rope

[Anonymous No.22053566]

>>22052999
Somebody help me my boomer parents are about to be rekt.

[Anonymous No.22053573]

>>22053517
>Also there will be now rug pulling
Rug pull is scheduled months from now.

[Anonymous No.22053596]

>>22053404
Huh. I stand corrected then.

[Anonymous No.22053673]

>>22053053
*sets trailing stop loss*

Psh, nothing personelle, kid.

[Anonymous No.22053699]

apple
>develops shitty technology for a cult following
>spends massive amounts of money to secure profitable specialized industries
>trillion dollar company is fine!
tesla
>develops technology that no one else does
>lobbies hard with the government to secure multi year exclusive contracts
>acts as the umbrella for all new elon musk adventures
>90b market cap
>NOOOOO ITS A FUCKING ZOOMER SCAM ENJOY YOUR BAGS

[Anonymous No.22053702]

>>22052999
after the election, it will all crash. it historically does.

[Anonymous No.22053738]

>>22052999

Just set your stop loss and enjoy your free money. You earn it for being born in the right generation. :^)

[Anonymous No.22053787]

>>22053699
>>90b market cap
Come again?

[Anonymous No.22053793]

>>22053699
everyone uses an iphone, nobody drives a tesla
i hate apple more than your zoomer ass could possibly comprehend btw, you're just out of tune with reality

[Anonymous No.22053838]

>>22053793
>nobody drives a tesla
I live in the middle of Europe and see them everyday without putting effort into it

[Anonymous No.22053856]

>>22053359
I do understand that. Tesla is not pumping this hard because of robinhooders. Elon himself said the stock price is too high. Hedgies are driving it up and will tank it when they want to

[Anonymous No.22053972]

>>22053596
In flyover I'm sure it's less so..but every cityfag in the world dreams of renting a cuckpod filled with funkos, flexing all the newest apple trash on normiegram, and "muh self driving robot slave, cars r scary :("

They worship this retarded pothead with an ugly goblina wife as a GOD.

[Anonymous No.22053987]

It doesnt matter if tesla is a normie stock, 90% of trading is done by big institutions, normies have minimal impact

[Anonymous No.22054052]

>>22053856
It will tank when the shorting hedge funds give up and write a price target of $1000.

[Anonymous No.22054061]

>>22053987
You really think institutions would buy tesla at that price?

[Anonymous No.22054146]

>>22054061
Normies don't have the volume. It's institutions. Most of which that are being short squeezed.

[Anonymous No.22054172]

>>22053987
>>22054061
>>22054146
I think you'd be surprised how much flow is retail

[Anonymous No.22054191]

>>22054172
I'm not saying they don't, but institutions have magnitudes more.

[Anonymous No.22054420]

>Noooo goyim you can't get rich from buying into a visionary's stock

[Anonymous No.22054533]

>>22053699
Isn't Tesla's marketcap higher than that?

[Anonymous No.22054571]

>>22054172
>>22054191
Tesla is worth Far less than Exxon. Exxon produces a large percentage of natural gas, energy and petroleum, and Tesla hardly makes a profit. Exxon also is rapidly expanding EV charging stations.

Exxon market Value 320 Billion
Tesla Market value 85 Billion

Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.22054578]

>>22053188
Literally all of my normie "friends" would love to suck on Elon's cock

[Anonymous No.22054604]

>>22053318
I don't care. I'm making more money in crypto

[Anonymous No.22054614]

>>22054191
these aren’t neet throwing their trumpbux at it it’s silicon valley bro’s with 200k salaries and 2mil in a brokerage account. the tsla run is largely retail helped along with short squeezes and market makers hedging options flow

[Anonymous No.22054616]

>>22052999
tesla is even a bigger bubble than the bitcoin bubble back in 2017 lol

[Anonymous No.22054639]

>>22053699
Tesla isn't even profitable you stupid fucking redditor

[Anonymous No.22054657]

>>22053404

Teslas are about as affordable as a Honda Accord. Not sure why they think they made it if they can buy one.

[Anonymous No.22054707]

You all are fucking retarded if you can't imagine what speculators are doing. They're waiting for the battery conference which will boost more artificial hype, the S&P 500 talks/inclusion which will boost it even more as boomers think it's good to go into because nothing makes sense this year, and then they'll sell at a peak. All of this within the next 3 months.

[Anonymous No.22054713]

>>22053987
you must be one of the normies that bought tesla above 1k, tesla is the most popular stock for retail traders lmao, look at the chart, 600% up since corona

[Anonymous No.22054746]

>>22054146
average volume is 10 mil a day, not much. Retailers have most of the volume in the stock

[Anonymous No.22054771]

>>22052999
When the rug gets pulled it will take the whole market down with it. microsoft, amazon, all the tech plays, but they won't lose as hard as tsla
It will dip hard then a bull trap then its over, and it will happen fast because bubbles pop they don't bleed
There will be "I told you so's" posted all over, and some literal suicides
A few who shorted/bought calls during the bull trap after the first dip will make huge gains

[Anonymous No.22054778]

>>22054571
Tesla market value is 450 billion lol

[Anonymous No.22054794]

>>22054713
I mean even in crypto we see healthy corrections after huge pumps. when it pops, TSLA will be bear for like a year or two

[Anonymous No.22054799]

>>22052999
>NOOOOOOOO MEME STOCKARINOS CANT GO UP FOREVER!!! THINGS NEED TO BE TIED TO FUNDAMENTARINOS!!

[Anonymous No.22054826]

>>22054707
> S&P 500 talks/inclusion which will boost it even more
part of this movement is pricing in index inclusion. shorting large index inclusions is a pretty consistent strategy

[Anonymous No.22054881]

>>22054420
>visionary
Fucking cultist faggot

[Anonymous No.22054904]

>>22054771
>and some literal suicides
Ya people will for sure be throwing themselves from buildings, it's gonna be great. Although I'm probably just salty for not being a holder right now, but everything about the stock market leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Idk how people think it isn't a manipulated rigged game

[Anonymous No.22054922]

>>22054881
>Cultist faggot

[Anonymous No.22054925]

>>22054826
Precisely why there will be a large sell-off when all that extra hype brings in more buyers. Once Elon and his crew start showing less and less to keep the momentum going, speculators will begin to realize that there's a not a lot to show for it, apart from SpaceX's activities.

[Anonymous No.22055365]

>>22054904
I bet you are one of those degenerates that is heavy into crypto. Faggot, cryptos are never gonna be used and you are gonna lose your money if you hold them unlike stocks.

[Anonymous No.22055398]

>>22053053
>t.mad buttcoiner
these are mad gains everyone's talking about it, bears need NOT apply

[Anonymous No.22055402]

>>22055365
You sound like you should short crypto.

[Anonymous No.22055408]

>>22052999
>>22053037
>>22053053
>>22053085
>>22053141
>>22053222
>>22053702
>>22053793
>>22054604
>>22054578
>>22054639
COPE for missing out on literally free money

[Anonymous No.22055427]

>>22055402
No thanks, I don't believe in nothing, crypto is literally nothing, no way I will put my money into that shit. Today I bought 25 TSLA tho.

[Anonymous No.22055455]

>>22055427
HE BOUGHT TESLA HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22055489]

>>22055455
I will pay you 50 dollars to suck my cock, hope you can do it nice and clean without using teeth, because I will be so rich from TSLA while you will be a poor faggot with your crypto trash.

[Anonymous No.22055509]

bros... when will Telsa hit 2k again?

[Anonymous No.22055524]

>>22055509
By the end of the month 1K for sure.

[Anonymous No.22055555]

>>22053053
Wake up, in a year U.S will be Venezuela.
Trillion dollar company will lose it’s meaning because there will be thousands of those.

[Anonymous No.22055608]

>>22055555
checked and doompilled

[Anonymous No.22055628]

>>22055555
shit

[Anonymous No.22055633]

>>22055555
czeched

[Anonymous No.22055647]

>>22053699
>lobbies hard with the government to secure multi year exclusive contracts
that's the other way around, faggot. Tesla is part of US black budgets larping as a company.

[Anonymous No.22055654]

>>22055555
Based, lets all take out loans now

[Anonymous No.22055660]

When I load up on TSLA puts I'll be sure to cap it to rub it in techfag faces

[Anonymous No.22055679]

>>22055427
>bitcoin up 250,000% in 10 years
>outperforms stock market every year since inception
>S&P up 147% in 10 years
>Can't make money in crypto, buy stocks
>literally retarded

[Anonymous No.22055719]

>90 billion market cap

[Anonymous No.22055728]

>>22055427
Short it or suck my dick

[Anonymous No.22055770]

It has some way to go yet. Nasdaq top = 12,988 screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.22055796]

>>22055679
Tesla up 600% in 5 months. BUY IT NOW IT JUST STARTED

[Anonymous No.22055881]

>>22055679
Because it was a bubble created out of nothing. Stock market has a history and obviously it has some base unlike crypto which can crash to 0 in seconds (technically stocks can as well but very unlikely).

You can make money in crypto but the longer you are going to hold the more will lose nigger. Don't believe me? Ask the faggots from 2017 that decided to hold when it was on all time high (literally it will never be higher, unlike stocks which rise perpetually). Crypto is over old man.

[Anonymous No.22055909]

>>22053838
I don't get that anon either. Even in my middle of nowhere town in the US I see numerous Teslas daily, and my state doesn't even have a Tesla showroom.

[Anon No.22055918]

>>22055719
why not both

[Anonymous No.22055968]

>>22053188
all normies are trying to hold tsla if they arnt already
these normies ignored me when link was at 2 and bought in at 17

[Anonymous No.22055983]

>>22055555
Fall of The American Empire confirmed

[Anonymous No.22055989]

>>22055365

[Anonymous No.22056086]

>>22055881
What about those from 2011,2012,2013,2014,2015,2016?

[Anonymous No.22056088]

>>22055881
>Crypto is over old man.
lmao

[Anonymous No.22056106]

>>22055989

[Anonymous No.22056152]

>>22054922
>uses the word visionary unironically
>not a faggot
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.22056221]

>>22055881
kys

[Anonymous No.22056264]

>>22056221
suck my cock faggot

[Anonymous No.22056274]

>>22052999
Tesla is the new Ford/GM. Get in now before it hits $12000 per share.

[Anonymous No.22056283]

>>22052999
Its called a mania and its not sustainable.

[Anonymous No.22056383]

>>22055555
The wall is to keep americans out of mexico.

[Anonymous No.22057117]

>>22056383
Based

[Anonymous No.22057373]

Global total wealth is at 350 trillion, means that tesla can still do a 700x if it takes over all industries, that can easily be done in around 15-20 years from now
>chip every single person on the world
>acquire all assets
>all tesla stocks get funneled back to elon musk
>everyone gets assigned a house, car based on what they think about tesla
>dishonest and ill-intentioned people get sent to mars as laborers
I am personally investing all in tesla, once it does a 100x I will invest in meditation and spiritual journeys and focus my mind towards the good and prosperity that Tesla and Elon Musk is bringing to the humanity

[Anonymous No.22057511]

>>22054571

it's 85*5. split hasn't been counted in yet

[Anonymous No.22057607]

>>22053699
Apple tech is not shitty at all relative to the competition. You're just autistic and don't appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.22057625]

>>22057373
Elon Musk, is that you?

[Anonymous No.22057929]

>>22053176
No. The rug pull is when all normies believe that there will be no rug pull. There will be capitulation about the rug pull and then the rug will be pulled.

[Anonymous No.22058128]

my boss bought 200 shares this morning.

but he is a Interventional Radiologist so its not a big deal to him.

i was pumped to pickup 4 shares this morning

[Anonymous No.22058365]

>>22057625
no, but soon enough we will all be him, all together as one, the great musk will be born - TRUE SINGULARITY

[Anonymous No.22058530]

LAUGH NOW CRY LATER
HIT ME
FOMO AAPL AND TSLA

[Anonymous No.22058854]

>>22053188
If my sister comes up to me and asks how does she invest in Tesla, I know it's in a bubble. My Dad did the same thing at $20k bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.22058942]

>>22053188
All my friends are normies - all of them are in TSLA