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>> No.22048600

First for Cunny

>> No.22048607

Fuck niggers

>> No.22048634

First for shit loads of $

>> No.22048648
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>>22048607
I'm going to report you

...

To the Based Hall of Fame ;)

>> No.22048651

>>22048600
>33
>11
>00
checked and based

>> No.22048653

Kek Apple is gonna fucking tank at open

>> No.22048657
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22048657

kpop

>> No.22048664
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22048664

THE RUG PULL IS TODAY. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

>> No.22048668
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22048668

bros..?

>> No.22048669

>>22048553
sp500 bottom is now, get in lads

>> No.22048674

Who else selling Apple today. 10 year golden bull run ends today

>> No.22048682
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22048682

$8 EoD, last warning.

>> No.22048687

>>22048674
Better not, I just bought TQQQ

>> No.22048698

>>22048664
Show us your puts or stfu.

>> No.22048699

Why aren't you's buying AAPL today at 125?
Give me one good reason.

Tech goes up in the long term
Apples profit is excellent
You know this stock will get pumped by years end

What on earth are you thinking it's going to fall to?

>> No.22048710

>>22048682
Buy my bags!

>> No.22048737
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>>22048674

>> No.22048739
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22048739

It dipped and I told you to buy it, now it's too late.

>> No.22048740
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>>22048664
Let the Rug Pull happen. I'll just buy more.

>> No.22048744

>>22048710
Is this the cope you'll be posting when it's at $15.00 a share too at mid september?

>> No.22048780
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>>22048740
based bullchad

>> No.22048783

>>22048744
I don't buy from companies that don't have an internationally recognized logo

>> No.22048797
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22048797

I have recovered from my oil and horse bags.
Never again will I make these mistakes.

>> No.22048810

>>22048699
Already sold off. Up from here. Are you going to bet on a big drop from Apple at this point of time? I’m not that’s for sure.

>> No.22048816

>>22048699
Because my position is $122. I bought a week ago and I don't think I want to average up.

>> No.22048831

>>22048797
oil is a great buy now, good dip

>> No.22048856

>>22048783
Totally not in Greece.
Lol what a dumb fuck.

>> No.22048859

>>22048797
buy gold and NAK for big gains

>> No.22048881

>>22048831
I'm still holding RDS. My average is $33.66, so I'm down 20% right now. It's painful, but you don't realize losses if you never sell, right? : ^ ]
>>22048859
Anon...

>> No.22048884
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22048884

imagine not just buying every dip indiscriminately

>> No.22048885
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22048885

Bros when is the dollar going to get stronger?

I bet on America and in stock terms made the right choice. However my faith has been eroded by the dollar losing value and eating into my gains... will it recover?

Some of my bags are higher than when I bought them, but still down 5% or more

>> No.22048899

>>22048816
And if it never falls, your fucked. My average is under 74 and I still buy shares.

>> No.22048915

>>22048831
Oil is not a great idea. Both Long and Short Term.

Just buy Disney if you want a recovery stock or Royal Caribbean. Maybe Dave & Busters if you're risky.

Look into Palladium, still in March Lows.

Also, nice to meet another Bull Chad.

>> No.22048923

>>22048881
I still have XOM, COP, and my biggest fucking red is HII. Fucking ships man

>> No.22048933 [DELETED] 

>>22048885
Dollar never really dropped. DXY is mostly just USD/EUR.

>> No.22048937
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22048937

Why is The Horse riding so hard this morning? Debating selling mine off at this peak but I got in under $5 so I kind of want to wait for the contract moon mission

Also who legitimately thinks Apple and/or Tesla will go down now that they've split? And why?

>> No.22048955

NIO BROS WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.22048956
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>>22048737
>>22048740
desu, he's been right so far - every dip has rebounded pretty much immediately

>> No.22048959

>>22048937
I would wait for the contract if I were you. Wish I got in so low

>> No.22048960

>>22048937
if there's no news, swing

>> No.22048966

>>22048885
>>22048933
Nvm. I'm a dyslexic retard.

>> No.22048978

>>22048915
I haven't dca into oil and have been grabbing junior miners and adding into microjew, FB, and a few other existing positions.

>> No.22048991

Guys I accidentally qued for Apple puts at market open as a joke but when I try to cancel it, it keeps buffering and won’t cancel. Wtf is up with Robinhood?

>> No.22048992

>>22048937
Something about partnering with Hitachi or some shit.

>> No.22048999

could the fear & greed index be getting thrown off by the fact that TSLA / AAPL option activity appears to have gone up by 400% in one day?

>> No.22049005

>>22048915
>if you want a recovery stock
MSGS. Severely undervalued, and enough capital to float.

>> No.22049012
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>>22048978
Riding the Inflation train, smart.

>> No.22049018
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22049018

>Equities go up
>Underlying currency of said equities is in free fall
>........
>profit?
You guys know you're not actually making money.

>> No.22049025

I confess.

I lost money betting on the bear

Not gonna invest again

>> No.22049029

>>22048955
oh c’mon!!! glad I sold alot of shares at the peak

>> No.22049030
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>>22048991
Have you tried turning it in and off?

>> No.22049032

>>22048955
RICED

>> No.22049037

>>22048937
If they go down people will just buy the dips.. I feel like these days a dip lasts an hour not months, not weeks, not days. If something dips hard you basically have right then and there because stocks are so overbought right now that the market will just devour it. Pretty nuts.

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>>22048991
Please tell me you're serious, lol!!!

>> No.22049048

What will ACTUALLY happen to AAPL on open according to /rEddiT/

Bullish:

They just got a whole lot cheaper and the average pleb will be all over that shit.

People FOMO hard from the fuss.

Big dogs double down because they have priced in stuff you can't begin to imagine. Oh, and everything is priced in.

No one dares to short Musk and Cook, because they will get cucked. Again.

If people wanted to lock in gains, they would have done so on Friday.

StOnKs OnLy gO uP.
Bearish:

The average pleb thinks they've gotten enough tendies from Papa Musk and Tim Apple. They sell it all to lock in gains. Also, that's the 3rd eviction notice and they finally have to pay rent. They cash out.

Fractional shares already exist for those who wanted cheap AAPL and TSLA. There is no need for the college kids to buy due to lower price.

Broke af people with just 1 share see an opportunity for liquidity. Before the split, on the one hand, they wanted to lock in gains and on the other hand they didn't want to sell their only share of their biggest winner. Now they can sell part of their position.

People are expecting them to drop, because they are overextended and we are in a dot com bubble. They sell in order to "buy the dip".

Retard algos auto trigger from unusual activity and sell hard.

Big dogs are expecting the dip and sell at open driving everything down even further.

Stocks that split historically underperform initially.

All the paper hands see a small initial dip for any of the above reasons and they sell off.

>> No.22049058

>>22049018
Still making more money than your gay nigger ass holding cash losing 2% a year

>> No.22049057

>>22049018
Yes we are. Dollar falling = rush to equities = stonks go up. Do you think the rate at which stocks go up to the dollar going down is proportional? lmao

>> No.22049062

>>22048992
Oh damn that could be big
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/workhorse-enters-into-strategic-agreements-with-hitachi-and-hitachi-capital-america-301120652.html

>>22049018
At least we're better off than people holding cash or putting it in savings accounts with interest rates under 1%

>> No.22049072

>>22048955
retarded algorithms are seeing TSLA drop

today is basically going to be what Y2K was supposed to be

>> No.22049089

>>22048899
>Why aren't you buying right now?
>Because I bought a little while ago
>You're fucked. I bought lower.
Honestly, why do I bother talking to you people?

>> No.22049093

>>22049048
>that spacing

Whole thing is unreadable, go back.

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22049099

okay which one of you fucks bought over 100k shares of AAPL at over $137 this morning?

>> No.22049102

>>22049038
Dude it’s not funny. It’ll dip at the open right?

>> No.22049103

>>22049018
The only ones not making money are Lazy Cunnies.

Half of America doesn't own stocks....fuck 'em. Let the elite of society prevail.

>> No.22049109

>>22049018
I'm buying merc dimes to use to buy blowjobs with.

>> No.22049112

I got $2700, should I buy 5 shares of Tesla or something else ?

>> No.22049119

I can't hold stocks. I just want buy and sell and buy and sell and buy and sell. How do I fix this?

>> No.22049120

>>22049030
Damn that is one big brain nibba how much WKHS you think that egghead lookin nigga got?

>> No.22049121

Should I buy Apple and Tesla?

>> No.22049123

Anyone else hear about Nestle buying Aimmune Therapeutics (AIMT)?

>> No.22049143

>>22049119
Buy index funds and dividend stocks like a boomer?

>> No.22049145

>>22049102
LMAO! I hope for your sake it does. I would call RobinHood ASAP. Get that shit taken care of. Go call Customer Service and get that shit taken care of.

>> No.22049148

>>22049112
>>22049121
All in on FNGU my frens

>> No.22049152

>>22049119
Self control.

>> No.22049154

>>22049048
>They just got a whole lot cheaper and the average pleb will be all over that shit.
Literally only thing that matters. Plus options get cheaper. Stop being a midwit.

>> No.22049156

>>22049121
yes

>> No.22049166

>>22049145
THEY PUT ME ON HOLD!

>> No.22049171

>>22049119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BjKS1-vjPs

>> No.22049172

WKHS partnership with Hitachi. HorseChads, we ride.

>> No.22049174

>>22049119
Buy TQQQ/FNGU and then live your life.

>> No.22049176

>>22049089
You are the one that brought up that you don't want to average up and my point was I always have to yet I still buy it. Guess the point went over your head. Have fun when it keeps going up.

>> No.22049182

>>22048699
it's going to be higher by the time they release the new iPhone and new Apple Silicon computers. that's all you really need to know, honestly. whatever price you buy it at, it will be worth more, probably a lot more, by the end of the year. everything else is just noise.

>> No.22049184

>>22049123
ffffff-

>> No.22049188

>>22049093
>he says as he reddit spaced his post
wew

>> No.22049197

>>22049172
This can only end in vibrating horse cock wands

>> No.22049219

>>22049048
Fuck you and fuck reddit faggot

>> No.22049225

>Waiting for WKHS dip to buy back in
>Thought today was the day
>Moons 10% pre-market
fucking institutes

>> No.22049226

>>22049184
I guess they announced it over the weekend. I plan on buying some calls, once it opens they are gonna skyrocket

>> No.22049228

>>22049166
That's to be expected. While on hold, see what you can do to cancel order.

Should be like a "Order status" or something like that. I only use TDameritrade so you might have to ask around.

>> No.22049229

Today gonna be green right? Been red for awhile and im bored and tired of bleeding

>> No.22049238

>>22049154
honestly i think the options getting cheaper thing is being really underrated lately. that'll probably be a bigger driver of price overall since it's much easier to deal with 100 shares at a time now.

>> No.22049245

>>22049197
I'll take 10

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>>22048553
Help me out here bros
In Excel, how do I sort by "or" (Union) rather than "and" (intersection)?
Like, I have a table with a few columns and I want to columns to show the same value

>> No.22049260

LOL
>he didn’t buy BLNK
My body is ready. Short interest is about to cause an unheard of squeeze.

>> No.22049269

>>22049188
:^)

>>22049229
>been red for a while
Uhh nigger wtf you holding?

>> No.22049277

Gamestop and NAK frens we're going to make it.

>> No.22049283

>>22049197
It's financing for expanding production and creating a dealer network. We're going to run the last mile delivery market. Then we're taking a chunk of the commercial vehicle market. With our 10% stake of Lordstown and Endurance royalties we will be buying our grandkids Mercedes-Benz AMG's for their birthdays.

>> No.22049294

>>22049182
What are u projecting their value to be by years end then?

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I'm down about 5% on my Lumber Liquidators, and around 2% on my NAIL right now. Should I sell at a small loss?? I know NAIL will probably continue back up but did LL run out of meme magic or something? I thought housing numbers were absurd last week

>> No.22049307

Which app do you prefer with keeping up with futures/commodities? I've been using the investing.com app, but I see a lot of people use tradingview.

>> No.22049312

>>22049277
YOu know we're in a bull run when Gamestop is being shilled....

>> No.22049334

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22049336

>start out with a diverse portfolio
>get lucky on a +15% bet
>get greedy and just shove everything into a single stock
>the single stock tanks
>3 times now
ay caramba

>> No.22049338

>>22049306
Just buy more. Housing is only going up.

Real Estate is an asset. People are buying it like crazy right now as a preservation of wealth. Just buy more and stfu.

>> No.22049341

>>22048955
They are doing an offering on top of selling shares to fund global expansion etc I’m glad I got out in the 19.30s but wish I just dumped once I saw 20s

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>>22049259
This is a dumb way to do it but..you can make a new column using the formula you want, paste over that column by value, and then sort by your values column.

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>>22049294
i don't think in those kind of terms, because it doesn't matter compared to "are you gonna make money or lose money?" but going by previous metrics, at least +25% or so.

>> No.22049369

>>22049269
Apple and tqq. Ended slightly red Thursday and Friday and im still adjusting to the long hold mentality I was gambling before

>> No.22049372

>>22049334
THERE IT IS AGAIN

>> No.22049387
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22049387

>put all my money into apple
>down 75% today

Im going to kill myself and livestream it

>> No.22049390

So whats today's gameplan?

>> No.22049396

>>22049336
sounds like you need some self control young man

>> No.22049398

>>22049176
I didn't mean to imply I would NEVER average up. Just not now. And I will have fun when it goes up because profit. I reiterate my second point that my mistake was in talking to strangers on the internet.

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>>22049229
What are you invested in that you've been red recently? We've been green for like two weeks, bro...

>> No.22049415

>>22049369
Yeah AAPL got kicked around a lot on Friday but you should be good now. It's honestly one of the safest picks IMO

>> No.22049438

Just buy Apple calls at the open and just hold for a few weeks before it expires and cash in on those sweet sweet gains. It’s literally that easy.

>> No.22049441

>>22049406
I wonder if NEETS and basedwellers will be the only one making it out alive in a civil war

>> No.22049442

How often do you guys hold stocks through weekends? Not a fan of stocks opening way different than they closed on Friday, rather play it safe and sell on Friday and buy back on Monday

>> No.22049444

>>22049415
I'm not really complaining I got in a week and a half ago before the additional 5% poomp so im green in total and holding years at least on apple. I just miss green days

>> No.22049445

>>22049390
Half TQQQ and half FNGU, same as everyday

>> No.22049447

im holding 400 AAPL stocks as of this morning.
debating selling some to buy some guns though.

>> No.22049458

I want to remind you all to purchase bonds. There's going to be some more market volatility coming next month and you're going to want to have some allocations to protect your ass. Don't end up like this faggot >>22049387. You can protect your shekels.

>> No.22049459

>>22049447
Sell 4 calls weekly and use the free money to buy a gun a week

>> No.22049466

TSLA is going red today isn't it?

>> No.22049469

I'm going to take the opportunity of the ridiculous EuroDollar rate to buy into TSM today for 1k €.

>> No.22049477

>>22049390
>>22049445

This except i'm more like 75/25 FNGU/TQQQ

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>>22049458
Im not a faggot, i like girls

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22049483

how stupid would it be to buy otm apple calls for 2022?

>> No.22049491

>>22049441
By the end of the civil war, the stereotypical NEET phenotype will become the new Chad.

>> No.22049502

>>22049387
Is that bikini designed to accentuate the pussy lips? What the fuck?

>> No.22049505

>not buying $AAPL at $125 a share

>> No.22049511

>>22049479
that is obviously a man

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>>22049502
Idk its the new style

>> No.22049517

>>22049259
Sounds very abstract. Better make a screenshot.

>> No.22049523

>>22049398
Then why are you still here? Guess you don't learn from your mistakes. Maybe a place where you could have usernames is more your speed.

>> No.22049525

>>22049406
>>22049369

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22049526

wtf bros

>> No.22049532

>>22049479
she's kinda ugly bro, a real macho mug

>> No.22049542

>>22049532
I would provide for her

>> No.22049543

>>22049387
>posts ugly thot
> repeats boring joke
Go ahead. Do it. Don't worry about the livestream. No one cares

>> No.22049553

>>22049526
kek, its probably a bug. If not, just neck it.

>> No.22049562

>>22049491
>INTP NEET faggots
>Chads

Lol never going to happen

>> No.22049564

>>22049526
POST

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Cnbc has morning milk mummy on

>> No.22049584

>>22049466
even if it is, who cares? you think it's never gonna reach new ATH's again or something? still, feels good to be me who bought a share with profits i made from swing trading it during the split hype and now i can just hold it and give 0 fucks what it does because im playing with the house's money.

>> No.22049585

>>22049459
im absolutely fucking retarded on what calls are

>> No.22049587

>>22049442
If you're not holding you may as well just buy Crypto. Stocks aren't for swinging weekly like this. Buy companies you actually fucking believe in and stop buying memes that you fear will die if you don't babysit for a fuckin day.

>> No.22049590

>>22049526
>he didn't buy in before the date of record

>> No.22049595

I want to get in on GE and feel I should. Bitch is too big to just let her die, right?

>> No.22049597

>>22049356
The problem is that the data is organized chronologically and I want to do a moving average for each entity. But each entity are divided in 2 by another variable lol. I wanted to create a union between the variable that is dividing the entities just so I can keep the chronology. Otherwise I'll have to create a table for each variable and there are 20

>> No.22049600

>>22049543
>calling princess conway ugly
>bullying me for my losses

I dont like you

>> No.22049616

Fuck it! Loading up on 100 call contracts for Apple. Go big or go home!

>> No.22049630

>>22049338
I mean I agree in the long term but I could also free up like $1100 to throw at something else this week that won't crab sideways or only go up 5% for the week

>> No.22049636

>>22049616
did they hang up on you kek

>> No.22049641

>>22049526
Heckles kekles you're losing all your shekels

>> No.22049646

>>22049585
Since you have 400 shares you can naked short (covered sale) calls, of the weekly expiration. Just sell 4x a call that is above the market price with a reasonable premium. Right now i see 2.00$ contracts which are 200$ a pop to sell so if you wrote those youd have 800$ a week minimum assuming IV stays at this level

>> No.22049649

>>22049259
Maybe not-and? Does Excell not have an exclusive or?

>> No.22049654

Didn't peop;e say futures were green? Some lines look like they're going down some, mainly spy/voo

>> No.22049658

>>22049479
I mean maybe if you put a paper bag over her head I'd hit it.

>> No.22049661

>>22049372

What's that furry thing in his lap?

>> No.22049667

any cheapies today?

goddammit tech i might have to start my positions at -1 SD now wtf take a break for once

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22049671

bros is this the end..

>> No.22049687
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22049687

/coffeegang/ lets GOOOO

whatcha drinkin?

>> No.22049688

>>22049600
>princess conway
jesus christ first of all that girl is like 15, secondly she and her dumbass mother apparently get their makeup and hair tips from 7th grade girls

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22049693

>>22049658
She is beautiful and famous.

>> No.22049698

>>22049636
They didn’t answer after 20 min so I hung up. No worries, I have a buy order for 100 call contracts. This is going to print bigly. Normally I wouldn’t go all in like this but this market is driven solely on sentiment now and the sentiment for Apple is yuge.

>> No.22049701

>>22049526
>ANOTHER reverse-split epic meme joke

>> No.22049705

>>22049687
nothing because the acidity in coffee is bad for you. Black tea gang

>> No.22049704

>>22049688
But what is 15 if her face is a solid 30

>> No.22049716
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>WKHS DEAL WITH HITACHI
HORSE BROS WE RIDE TODAY

>> No.22049721

>>22049646
im gonna be real retarded with you.
i still have no idea what that means

>> No.22049733

>>22049721
Youtube the wheel fellow retard and enjoy free money forever

>> No.22049734

>TSLA in red
I'm buying

>> No.22049740

Didn’t catch any Mexicans trying to cross into my country tonight but oh well, time to watch green line go up this morning

>> No.22049741
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>>22049687
I already drank two Buondi expressos since I'm not an amerifat.

>> No.22049743

>>22049687
A healthy dose of jewjew cum ofcourse

>> No.22049748
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>>22049687
freshly ground dunkin donuts medium roast through my Technivorm Moccamaster. the usual.

>> No.22049761

>>22049716

BUT WHEN IS THE CONTRACT NEWS. I JUST WANT TO DROP THESE BAGS

>> No.22049768

>>22049687
Green Matcha Tea

>> No.22049789

>>22049740
Based border patrol chad

>> No.22049803

>>22049687
French roast, black like the niggers who tongue my anus

>> No.22049825

>>22049748
>>22049741
>>22049687
Y'all need to get on my level and realize that WalMart's Great Value brand organic whole beans are the best fucking deal around for coffee. Exactly the same Guatemalan, Ethiopian, Colombian, etc that you'd be paying $12/lb for at some manbun coffee shop and it's like $5 a can

>> No.22049831
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22049831

>save 70% of salary per month
>90% of money saved go into global, emerging markets and euro index etf
>10% into savings account to be kept as liquid assets in case of 30+% market drops
Find a flaw.

>> No.22049834

>>22049740
Welcome back bro

>> No.22049844

>WKHS and hitcachi deal
They're prepping for this contract so fucking hard. I hope you guys still have some positions here. Get ready for that sweet, sweet end of September moon shot.

>> No.22049849

>>22049803
>French coffee
For your health, don't.

>> No.22049866

>>22049741
Wow that's really interesting what an interesting drink choice

>> No.22049868

>>22049831
Your salary is shit so its actually nothing

>> No.22049870

>>22049646
Naked and covered are opposites. Just shut up.

>> No.22049874

>>22049825
Yeah well I don't have to go to Walmart to get it so it's worth the premium

>> No.22049878

>>22049825
But if I go in walmart I have to deal with joggers.

>> No.22049898

>>22049844
Whats a eow PT on this?

>> No.22049906

>>22049789
>>22049834
Thanks friends. Been studying up on this weeks play over my weekend night shifts. Gonna DCA my monthly $200 into SPY today and i have about $4500 cash on standby once I find the right move today or tomorrow

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>>22048553
>TSLA

>> No.22049912

>>22049442
Every single weekend. Are you "day trading" penny shit?

>> No.22049914

>>22049687
Bustello
I like the yellow can :)

>> No.22049924
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22049924

>he didn't invest in fat bitches

>> No.22049926

MONDAY BLOOD RED. DO YOU EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THAT MEANS?

>> No.22049928

TSLA will fucking plummet 5% EOD and normies will sell

>> No.22049931

>>22048991
Why would that be bad

>> No.22049936

>>22049831
>euro
why would you bet on europe when the yanks are artificially propping up their markets with trillions of shekels?

>> No.22049935

>>22049849
Why? French roast is superior roast

>> No.22049937

>>22048698
Fucking betas always replying “show your position”

>> No.22049945

>>22049898
EOW probably about where it is now, maybe $18. It's going to crab until the contract is announced. But make no mistake, were only a month away, from at least a 2x. Probably even more once the FOMO hits, but it will correct.

>> No.22049953

>>22049924
kek

>>22049442
You don't hold? Nice on missing gains

>> No.22049960

>>22049914
Now there's a mother fucking patrician with the correct outlook on life. Bustello is the shit. Your gains will be strong.

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>> No.22049980

is DIV a decent ETF?

>> No.22049992
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22049992

>Apple and tesla are going to tank

>> No.22049994

>TSM down pre-market
buy the dip

>> No.22049997
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22049997

>TSLA

>> No.22050002

RRGB better make up for my TSLA stumble

>> No.22050005
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22050005

>>22049937
Unless you back up your bearness who cares.

>> No.22050006

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22050007
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>>22049907
Why yes I bought every top, how could you tell?

>> No.22050009

>>22049935
>burning out the caffeine before you drink it
Green coffee enemas are the One True Path.

>> No.22050017

Why are people talking about fruits and dead inventors on this forum? What is happening?

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>>22049687
Tried once a year ago, never bought anything else.

>> No.22050022

>>22049973
Lmao who the fuck still uses this shit Jesus Christ Robinhood has service outages literally every god damn week it's insane

>> No.22050037

>>22049831
sounds like u live in a cardboard box
ETFs are feel good female brain investing vehicles
EU will collapse in 2021/22
your cash will be worthless soon when the Euro collapses

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>>22049937
Theres nothing wrong with that
>everything is going to crash!
is a meaningless statement as it defines no time. You can make that statement and after a 2sd drop 10 years from now and you'd be 'right'.
If you're going to doompost you need to define the time frame for it to have any meaning. Saying that the markets are going to go down is just as hollow as if someone said the markets are going to go up.

>> No.22050046

>Last night blood green
>This morning blood red

>> No.22050047

>>22049980
search dividend etf and there are a couple out there. Check the expense ratios.

>> No.22050054
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22050054

Hold on to your butts

>> No.22050057
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22050057

Apple bless me

>> No.22050066

>>22050037
>t-t-t-tttt-t-tt-rust mm-mme the eeeeeu will cra-ccc-cra--crash th-th-this time around.

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22050067

100th for wtf is going on with TSLA

>> No.22050072
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22050072

Surely Apple will open red

>> No.22050079

>>22049868
It is stable. Also my smallest position.
>>22049868
It is above median wage for my country.

>> No.22050083

>>22049716
>It will never go down again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED IN

>> No.22050085

is TSLA going to dump today? would be funny

>> No.22050087

>>22050019
Nobody cares fag

>> No.22050088

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!1

>> No.22050094

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.22050095

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22050096
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22050096

When are we expecting oil to go up this week?

>> No.22050097

I don't know who is jewing who anymore

>> No.22050098

>>22050022
Still better than jew commission

>> No.22050106

DING DING DING

>> No.22050111
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22050111

>AAPL

>> No.22050114

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22050116

lol so much for green futures

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22050122

>>22049973
Kek,I don't understand how this hasn't been fixed yet.

>> No.22050128

>RH broken again

>> No.22050130

>>22049515
You are a jew

>> No.22050132

>>22050019
>>22050087
fuck you son I care. anon do you buy these beans online? I'll try em if you're shilling them

>> No.22050133

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????

>> No.22050139

>>22049595
They dont even make their own products anymore, just copying shit from the chinese company that owns them. Fuck GE!

>> No.22050145

>>22050118
RED!!!!1111 AAAAAAaaaa

>> No.22050162
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22050162

AAAAA I CANT SELL MY TSLA and AAPL

>> No.22050167

I know exactly what that was!

>> No.22050171

HOLY SHIT AAPL GO GO GO

>> No.22050173

why did MS get cucked this morning?

>> No.22050175

>OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22050179
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22050179

WHATTHE FUCK IS GOING ON MAKE IT STOP

>> No.22050184

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22050188
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22050188

My QQQ puts are absolutely bleeding. Fuck me

>> No.22050191

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED

>> No.22050195

>>22050173
China regulations on trade

>> No.22050197

holy shit TSLA
it's gonna go up lol

>> No.22050200

>>22050128
Add TOS to the list of broken shit, unless that's just mine?

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22050204

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22050210

>>22050088
>>22050094
>>22050095
>>22050114
Based "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" posters.

>> No.22050211

holy fug AAPL

>> No.22050212

Apple going good, just got 2 more

>> No.22050216

Lol all the kikes selling Tesla is making price hover

>> No.22050223

>>22050162
Bonjour?

>> No.22050224

My broker is so shit they show my apple split as an unrealized loss lel

>> No.22050222

Opening to 30 minutes later are complete clown hours

>> No.22050225

>>22049994
Just did, at 79$.
With today's EuroDollar shitting the bed, it was actually a pretty significant dip for me, since I have my money in Euro.

>> No.22050227

CLSK BROS, ARE WE BACK IN?

>> No.22050230

>>22050139
GE has 200k employees and were founded in 1878. They have the infrastructure to be great again.

>> No.22050233

>>22050200
it's down kek

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22050237

Horsies doing good today frens

gonna go to dennys later

>> No.22050241

digits and I dump all pennies I hold at a loss to fomo into more aapl

>> No.22050243

When's the Apple sell off?

>> No.22050254

>>22050243
Nobody tell him

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22050255

>>22050237
>DENN

based

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>>22050200
not just yours. plus there was that whole week where TOS didn't work at all. Time to talk to chuck

>> No.22050261

Fuck RH! I cant trade right now.

>> No.22050268

>>22050243
SECOND THIS, WHENS THE SELL OFF?

>> No.22050272

My rh sales aren’t going through wtf

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>>22050233
Just fuck my shit up, senpai

>> No.22050280

imagine doubting AAPL...

android users are subhuman

>> No.22050290

>>22049870
BAITED

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>>22050261
>>22050272
you zoomers will never learn

>> No.22050293

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.22050297

Should I invest 25k into Tesla and 25k into apple?
I made like 20k off Dow chemical but I think this could be big profit

>> No.22050298

No way this sticks, we lose 2% of gains in an hour I think.
If I wasnt a coward, Id sell to buy back in later today.

>> No.22050299

>>22050268
never buy now while its low nigger

>> No.22050303

>>22050272
Mine is confirmed but isn’t in my portfolio wtf

>> No.22050306

>>22050272
>>22050261
>trying to sell off
>on a monday 6 minutes after open
fuck you people, i'm glad robinhood is broken so you retards can't panic dump

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22050307

>When's the Apple sell off?

There isn't going to be one

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH NAIL AND LUMBER LIQUIDATORS GOD DAMMIT

>> No.22050315
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22050315

I wish I wasn't so fucking lazy and used something better than robinhood

>> No.22050317

>>22050227
OH IM THINKING WE ARE BACK

>> No.22050324

And profit taking begins, hold or sell?

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I'M MOONING AAAAHH
I'M GONNAA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN

>> No.22050327

ok thats enough show for today lets crab

>> No.22050329

Is fucking robinhood shitting the bed again? I'm trying to place orders and nothing is fucking happening.

>> No.22050331

>>22050243
Right before Robinhood comes back up.

>> No.22050336

>>22050294
>hating on the inevitable future of investing because we dare to adopt it early

>> No.22050339

>>22050297
FUCK YOU Silicon Valley tech KIKE

>> No.22050347

>>22050324
Sell. Everything will dump and they will use COVID again as an excuse.

>> No.22050348

What’s habbening with NVDA, is it crashing down already

>> No.22050349

>>22050331
kek
make it so

>> No.22050363

>>22050280
I hate Apple as a company and I hate their products. Love the stock though.

>> No.22050365

>>22050309
>NAIL
So glad I dumped that trash on thursday

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22050366

>Everyone screeching about RH being overloaded
>All my positions are long asf and also green
Feels comfy

>> No.22050367

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE ALL DUMPING

>> No.22050369

Trading 212 why you being slow today ahhhhh

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>>22050331
Weird how that's always the case

>> No.22050380

JEROMEEEE I NEEEEEDDDD YOUUUUUUUU

>> No.22050388

>cant access my td ameritrade account suddenly
Ah it really is crashing isnt it

>> No.22050389

>>22050329
you get what you pay for

>> No.22050390

>>22050363
Well it’s not our fault you’re stupid.

t. iPhone

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22050392

MY ORDERS ARENT GETTING FILLED ON TIME

>> No.22050391

>>22050309
maybe all those articles about the crash of the commercial real estate industry that were out over the weekend did it

>> No.22050396

ITS ALL DUMPING AAAARG BOBO PLS HELP

>> No.22050411

Time to buy back bio stocks, frens. Get SRNE (look up all the sudden bullish articles everywhere, when last week it was all bearish manipulation bullshit)

>> No.22050414

>>22050363
Same. I'm also invested in Facebook and that's one of my most hated companies. Business is business.

>> No.22050418

What the fuck is wrong with TSM? It shouldn't be red

>> No.22050419

>>22048553
>Tech investing retards who bought the top of the bubble getting BTFO'D
Oh God I'm COOOMINNGGGGG

>> No.22050421

>>22050366
same here fren. I live on the west coast and woke up early just to see thee butthurt. will be a fun day, might make popcorn for breakfast

>>22050388
same

>> No.22050422

>>22050366
>>22050329
>>22050315
I’m not a regular on /biz/, what’s the hate for robinhood about? Should I be using some dinosaur website with 10% commissions?

>> No.22050424

Why are you niggers selling what the fuck

>> No.22050425

>>22050418
hodl

>> No.22050427
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22050427

Lmao at all these cucks wanting to buy AAPL at pre-split value

>> No.22050431

someone make new bread

>> No.22050441

YOU FUCKING SAID FUTURES WERE GREEN, FUCKING IMBECILES

>> No.22050447

>>22050419
This

>> No.22050452

How the FUCK is Tesla still a buy when the literal fucking POSTMAN is saying he is going to buy it?

>> No.22050456

Robinhood sounds like some shitty buttcoin exchange.

>>22050348
Maybe because everyone is butthurt about their new $1400 cards.

>>22048600
>>22048607
Based.

>> No.22050459

>>22050441
imagine being red right now LMAO

>> No.22050466

>>22050427
But it’s cheap now? I don’t get it

>> No.22050468

>>22050390
Only stupid people, normies and grandmas use iPhones.

>> No.22050470

>>22050419
Bubble? What fucking bubble? The only bubble in this country is the housing market

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22050472

>DDoS the servers until we're done selling, then dump it

>> No.22050477

>>22050422
The user base is retarded and no proper broker will charge you higher commission's than 1% given a sizeable order

>> No.22050479

>>22050422

Everyone is commission free now robinhood is shit quality objectively other than the nice clean ui. The hate itself comes from gate-keeping contrarian little dick elitists tho.

>> No.22050484

Aaaaaaaaaand up again, what a day

>> No.22050490

>>22050452
They need to be trapped first and then the dump comes to claim them

>> No.22050492

Just sold my AAPL calls for 300% gain

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22050491

>>22050441
Did not

>> No.22050494

OH DADDY WE'RE BACK

>> No.22050504

>>22050422
retard

>> No.22050506

>>22050422
even Charles Schwab has 0% trades and only $0.65 per options contract. there is no reason to use robinhood other than being a zoomer who only browses internet from his phone. I'd much rather have a well-designed desktop app and a shitty mobile app rather than an okay mobile app and no option for a desktop app. plus, you get limited pre and post market action on robinhood, and your data is sold to marketmakers

>> No.22050507

>>22050452
i just bought 1 share

>> No.22050509

IVE BEEN JEWED BY IVE BEEN SCREWED FUCKING AMERITRADE DO DOO DODODO DODODO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22050510

Dude my farts stink really badly today idk if it was all the beer or the chicken Alfredo. How do I profit off of this?

>> No.22050511

FUCK MY SHIT UP my broker sold my tesla share and Iv'e made a huge loss just buying back less than I had before, they sold it at a shitty price and market sold me at a shitty price. Fuck you T212

>> No.22050519

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
BOBOS FUCK OFF PLEASE I NEED RTHIS

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22050527

>AAPL

>> No.22050532

>>22050425
I am but I am baffled why

>> No.22050534

>>22049600
>loses money in this market
Your brain set to coom gents

>> No.22050533

>>22050466
These people begging for a sell-off are retards trying to buy in after waiting this long

>> No.22050537

>>22050468
I have bad news for you
1) iPhones are awesome, generally speaking, even for non normies
2) there’s more normies than there are us, which makes it a better market for them

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>>22050470
>What fucking bubble

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22050541

THERE YA GO TSLA THERE YA GO

>> No.22050547

>>22050422
This is a big fucking sell signal

>> No.22050549

Thanks for the new lambo biz enjoy our bags

>> No.22050550

>>22050492
strike and date?

>> No.22050556

>>22050470
>Tesla market cap
>not a bubble
Vaporware projects: the company begs to differ

>> No.22050562

>>22050477
What the fuck is a broker? I just press buttons and buy whenever it looks like a stock is going up

>> No.22050566

HORSE ON THE MOVE AGAIN BROS

>> No.22050568

robinhood fucking up for anyone else

>> No.22050569

>>22050506
Does schwab allow fractional shares and leveraged ETF/Ns?

>> No.22050572

I AM FINANCIALLY SATISFIED BUT PLEASE BULL GOD HURRY UP AND GIVE ME MY MONEY ZOOM IS GOING TO THE MOON

>> No.22050576

>>22050477
What are we defining as “sizable”? That sounds subjective.

>>22050479
The clean UI is worth a lot, other websites are hot garbage, I’ve looked

>> No.22050585

>>22050510
I have sharted 3 times this morning

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>>22050562
>What the fuck is A broker

>> No.22050591

>>22050541

Stocks aren’t a sports team faggot cheering for them is like Americans clapping at the end of a movie in theatres as though it were a play

>> No.22050621

>TSLA just broke resistance on volume

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22050623

>>22050470
>The only bubble in this country is the housing market
how are this retarded? the only thing that has any value is the housing market. Is this bait? People are fleeing apartments and condos in cities, buying homes in the suburbs. Home buying is at an all-time high and will probably cool off a little but sustain itself at a higher-than-pre-COVID level. If anything there was a commercial real estate bubble and now it's crashing. Fuck you for making me respond to your dumb ass.

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>>22050427
Looks like Zydrunas Savickas

>> No.22050635

i hope you bought the SPCE dump last week.

>> No.22050636

>>22049914
I ran out of Bustelo and my next can still has yet to arrive in the mail. Help me, baby Jesus!

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CANCEL MY ORDER ROBINHOOD YOU SHIT

>> No.22050642

>>22050504
No U
>>22050506
Well, that’s exactly how I want to invest. Set and forget from my phone. Besides, I can always leave up other news sites and channels while I do my phone investing. The millennial fears the zoomer.

>> No.22050644
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C'MON TSLA GO

>> No.22050646

I cant even buy or sell it just says connection failed I WANT TO DIE. IT HASNT EVEN UPDATED SINCE THE OPEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22050648

I'm so fucking mad Iv'e lost 20% of my profits from my broker being a lazy piece of shit and selling my Tesla shares instead of splitting like they did with apple.

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>>22050566
happening

>> No.22050655

>>22050591
>he doesn't watch the charts while boxing the air like he's watching a rocky marciano bout

>> No.22050663

New >>22050659

>> No.22050664

>>22050550
9/18 $171.25 Call
Apple would need to gain around 800 billion in market cap in the next 18 days for it to go ITM. I'm satisfied.

>> No.22050665

>>22049914

Yellow is the best color especially in the morning always puts me in a sunny mood. and bustelo is fuckin good

>> No.22050666

Should I buy the TSM dip

>> No.22050674

Is TD Ameritrade down ? I can’t log in

>> No.22050673

>>22050621
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22050683

>>22050540
No seriously, what bubble? The only overvalued tech stock atm is amazon and Tesla which is a grift

>> No.22050687

>>22050569
>fractional shares
yes, new feature this year
>leveraged ETF/Ns
yes
if you're not someone who makes multiple trades a week, I can see how robinhood would be convenient if you just want to set it and forget it. but if you want to take an active role having a live desktop app is going to be very helpful. Plus I can call in to a live broker and do trades that I never would havee done on Robinhood. not a shill, just pissed at TDA/TOS and RH

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Come on give us a red day so the market can correct from this tech bubble and I can buy back in. You retards have forgotten what it means to have anything but a crab or a green day and need to be reminded.

>> No.22050689

>>22050648
What the fuck is a broker?

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>>22050591
>we're discussing on an American server about an American stock listen on an American stock exchange
>don't be like those Americans

>> No.22050702

TSLA back to $1,000 EOM

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>>22050591

>> No.22050712

>>22050422
I think it's paid shills by the big u.s. brokeages, I try to ignore them.

>> No.22050716

>>22050666
Absolutely

>> No.22050729

>>22050037
Scientifically speaking, women are better investors than men.

>> No.22050736

>>22050547
What is?
>>22050556
Anything musk related is a grift, but you should’ve all known that before getting in

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APPL putting all of SPX on its back

>> No.22050767

I WANT TO MAKE IT!

>> No.22050771

>>22050642
Shut the fuck up. Imagine thinking your broker was good because commission free yet all others are. Go back to WSB

>> No.22050772

next thread better be "bobos btfo edition"

>> No.22050778

>>22050441
Wrong side of the fence, retard.

>> No.22050787

>>22050729
>Scientifically speaking, women are better investors than men.
how so? less prone to aggresive trading behaviors?

>> No.22050791

>>22050687
I just started using RH and I am basically buy and hold and possibly looking to get into options.
RH seems to absolutely cuck it's users on important / big movement days.
Makes me really have concerns about keeping large sums of money like 6-7 figures on there.
Seems like Schwab is pretty chad

>> No.22050810

just cashed out on my apple calls
time to order a hooker

>> No.22050813

>>22050593
This became a meme like a month ago. Are you that new?

>> No.22050828

Which brokers are down are which are up, I want the most reliable broker

>> No.22050836

>>22050623
Houses are VASTLY overpriced, not being filled as fast as you seem to think, and cookie cutter overpriced apartment complexes are popping up like a plague from suburban NY to urban Colorado. Commercial home buying up? During corona? The only spike you might be seeing is retards buying because their bumblefuck town is cheap with real estate agencies desperately slashing 5% off market locked homes.

How the fuck do you figure I’m wrong here?

>> No.22050871

CLSK BROS WE ARE RISING UP, WEAK HANDS SHAKEN OUT.

>> No.22050890

>>22050771
No, fuck off and stay mad.
>imagine being this tilted because investing is moving toward robinhood not away from it

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>>22050810

>> No.22050906

Imagine not owning apple and Amazon.

>> No.22050919

>>22050791
I have an roth ira w/ schwab and they've never let me down. about to close out my trading account with TOS/TD this is just stupid.
>>22050836
>hurr durr you're wrong because commercial real estate will crash
Condos/apartment builds are commercial real estate you faggot

>> No.22050926

>>22050871
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22051042

Give me some new tech to invest in. ARK ETF's and TQQQ are already pretty matured. I had a good thing going with NIO, so Chgina's honestly never let me down.

If it's USA I only invest in guys I think are taking money from the CIA.If they're state actors it's basically a sure thing.

>> No.22051059

>>22050787
Basically yes, in addition to male investors being more prone to Dunning-Kruger.

>> No.22051074

>>22051042
Go buy Planatir's IPO then

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>>22050919
And stay fucked off
How delusional do you have to be to see that boomer house sitters and jew banks have ruined housing in this country and it WILL fall

>> No.22051144

I hope you enjoyed your pump and dump, horsies.

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>>22051059

>> No.22051158

>>22051059
But men are smarter than women on average

>> No.22051192

>>22051074
>buying an IPO

>> No.22051215

>>22051144
this makes me mad not because I want WKHS to go up but because the post implies $18.14 is the bottom
fuck you i still need to get back in

>> No.22051249

>>22051192
Then don't fucking ask you nigger

>> No.22051406

>>22049687
haitian blue pine, light roast coarse grind

>> No.22051444

Got a tip from my broker about a great stock with huge growth potential.

>> No.22051468

>>22051074
I'll be honest with you Thiel is the guy people think brings the future. Musk is the guy who actually does it. The future is flat design. The future is reddit. The future is all of this faggy shit that's set up to control and harm people but I'll probably dip into Palantir after it's gotten a change to steady itself post-IPO.