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>OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.22043516

>>22043500
kek

>> No.22043517

>>22043500
WHAT THE FUCK ELON? I PUT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS INTO TESLA AT 2,200$. FOUR SHARES. I WORK MINIMUM WAGE AT FUCKING DUNKING DONUTS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS A GLITCH

>> No.22043524

>>22043500

And just like that all the newfag stockbois learned a lesson.

>> No.22043551

>stock splits
>my 1 stock worth 2000 is now 5 stocks worth 400
I'M LITERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU ALL WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME? 400/5 IS ONLY $80 WHERE DID MY MONEY GO?

>> No.22043559
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22043559

God is cutting Elon down for chipping the piggies

>> No.22043562

>>22043500
People are so silly here. The fact that this is both the smartest and dumbest board really astounds me.

>> No.22043566

HEY HEY HEEEY

>> No.22043576

>>22043500
is this real holy shit kek

>> No.22043581

>>22043500
>80%
What the fuck...

>> No.22043587

>>22043562
to be fair, >what the fuck posters are probably only pretending to retarded
the danger is that it makes that one genuine retard feel at home

>> No.22043595

lmao what the fuck

>> No.22043598
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22043598

ITS A STOCK SPLIT YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDS

>> No.22043600
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22043600

Dump it again.

>> No.22043601

>>22043500
I hope no one here actually bought tesla stock before the crash.

>> No.22043606

hold on wtf

>> No.22043613

THIS IS REAL!!! WTF!!

>> No.22043622

>>22043562
>>22043587
>>22043598
COPE
O
P
E

>> No.22043638

>>22043500
wtf

>> No.22043643

>>22043598
Congratulations, you got the joke

>> No.22043673

>>22043500
Good, I'm glad that my normie coworkers got burned.

>> No.22043676

Buy AMPL and SLINK

>> No.22043700

>>22043643
Naw the joke is this fucking retard that cant read a thread.
>>22043673

>> No.22043712

>>22043643
>>22043598

explain to me, an idiot, o wise one

>> No.22043720

>>22043700
Shut the fuck up

>> No.22043724

>>22043566
HEY HEY HEEEEEEEEEY

>> No.22043730

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY NEET BUCKS

>> No.22043733

Hahaha holy shit what the fuck? Get fucked teslafags

>> No.22043740

>>22043643
Naw nigga the joke are these fucking faggots that cant read a thread.
>>22043673
>>22043638
>>22043613
>>22043601
>>22043595
>>22043576

>> No.22043744

>>22043724
HEY HEY HEYYYYYYY

>> No.22043748

The normies holding Tesla are so fucking stupid they will probably sell cause they think it was a crash.

>> No.22043755

>>22043712
>>22043643
>>22043598

>A stock split is a corporate action in which a company increases the number of its outstanding shares by issuing more shares to current shareholders.
The primary motive of a stock split is to make shares seem more affordable to small investors.

so should i buy or is this a trap, im thinking its a trap long term

>> No.22043789

>>22043500
Shoulda stuck with DIA. Oracles > Tesla.

>> No.22043805

>>22043740
And you can't read the fucking chart? The number went down, and the normies lost everything.

>> No.22043810

>>22043744
WASSOWASSOWASSOWASSOWASSOWASSOWASSOWASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>> No.22043828

>>22043755
trap long term for sure
Tesla is still overvalued and living on borrowed time. This poor attempt to veil that is another red flag.

>> No.22043860
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22043860

NOOO AAPL TOO!
My precious Apple Iphonessssss all gone!

>> No.22043864

>>22043828

That brain implant was such a farce. Literally a Fucken magician on stage selling dreams. Elon is a master at selling nothing but overpriced EV’s. How has no one called him on his shit?

>> No.22043891
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22043891

>>22043755
The TSLA Stock is massively overvalued and it's going to burst soon, the people who are buying right now are unironically picture related, do you think that's a good signal?

>> No.22043926

>>22043891
It's unironically going back to 2000$ eoy.

>> No.22043931

>not knowing tesla split up stocks because transaction fees were too high
>kek

>> No.22043950

>>22043931

I think the Fed told Elon they are going to pump this bubble even higher. I wouldn’t be surprised if this hit $2000 again.

>> No.22043998

>>22043598
cope

>> No.22044006
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22044006

>tfw shorted last night before closing
I’m a fucking millionaire.

>> No.22044175

>>22043748
I expect there to be news of some zoomer killing them selves tomorrow when they google Tesla stock price and see -80%

>> No.22044215

>>22043562
>The fact that this is both the smartest
Oh anon you have a lot to learn

>> No.22044483

>>22043810
BECONEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22044597

>>22043805
And the boy screamed bait or stupidity.

>> No.22044992

>>22043587
Unironically this. This happens all the time in online communities.

>> No.22046034

>>22043500
Buy the dip now fags. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

>> No.22046049

>>22046034
buy first and post buy order

>> No.22046059

>>22043500
>OH NON NON NON NON NON
C'est bon François.

>> No.22046093

>>22043551
Fucking kek, the setup on this one is pretty good

>> No.22046100

>>22043500
>a baguette

>> No.22046144

whew lads no normies in this thread. We are going to the moon my fellow 4channel.

>> No.22046221

>>22043864
they're not overpriced in my country :^)

>> No.22046461

>>22043559
we're gonna meme this shit to saturn arent we?

>> No.22046503

>>22043500
Kek get fucked redditors

>> No.22046539

The amount of retard knowledge on stock splits on this thread is outstanding

>> No.22046946

>>22043891
TSLA is not just a bubble, its a meme. Its going to take a god damn long time if it burst, IF, it burst. Its obviously a bubble by old fashioned finance rhetoric, but this is 2020, the most clown year in the most clown state the world has ever been. Tsla have value because people unironically want to hold that company, regardless of how it performs, because of how memetic it is (in all definitions of the term). If you invest in TSLA, you dont invest just in the company, you invest in all the memes associated. And if TSLA become Elon main company, which all of his other companies will merge, then this shit will unironically control all of earth energy one day, if not more.

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22046977

>we all knew this was going to happen
>still kind of excited because
>number go from 2200
>to 442

Why are we like this /biz/antines?

>> No.22047009

>>22043891
>the people who are buying right now are unironically picture related, do you think that's a good signal?

So... just like Apple during Steve Job's tenure?

>> No.22047028

Ahahahhahahahahahhaha, get dumped on by keklon musk.

>> No.22047032

>>22046461
Stupid kike

>> No.22047057
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22047057

This stock split exposes the naked longs

>> No.22047539

>>22046946
This guy just cracked the financial code for the next decade. If you're not unloading your money on TSLA by now, I don't know what to tell you...