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Those who sold today because of no staking announcement, are you buying back your bags at $22 or $30?
The staking may have you wait some more but the price won't wait for you. The price is always moving but it's up to you if you wanna buy it more expensive

>> No.22004538

>>22004514
not selling until $100

>> No.22004764

>>22004514
Why is it pumping?

>> No.22004783

>>22004764
The conference was dank and Google announcement this week

>> No.22004789
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22004789

> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

>> No.22004835

I was told it always goes down after conferences. Now I'm financially suboptimal. How are you going to take responsibility, anon?

>> No.22004838

>>22004514
>Those who sold today because of no staking announcement, are you buying back your bags at $22 or $30?
>The staking may have you wait some more but the price won't wait for you. The price is always moving but it's up to you if you wanna buy it more expensive
this is literally the mentality of a ponzi scam. you people are so disgusting i hope all of you burn in hell once you die

>> No.22004873

>>22004514
Screencap this for real: i will buy back in a week for $12 or less.

>> No.22004908

>>22004838
3 years