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22003758 No.22003758 [Reply] [Original]

WTF WAS THAT!?

>> No.22003789

>>22003758
oooh that's a big candle

>> No.22003801

what the FUCK? I sold because nothing happened at smartcon.

Again, what the FUCK?!

>> No.22003852

HOLY FUCK THAT GREEN DILDO

>> No.22003854

>>22003758
kek at all the FUD saying a crash was imminent

>> No.22003859

>>22003758
Nobody on this planet who knows that link exists thinks it's a scam anymore. Also, it's now well known that link is fundamentally fundamental to crypto's success.

>> No.22003871

I thought this was sarcasm. Nice surprise

>> No.22003872
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>>22003758
For once, OP.... You deserved to post this image.

>> No.22003891
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22003891

why is it pumping?

>> No.22003901
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I told everyone I’m gonna make it, don’t fail me PLEASE I beg

>> No.22003902
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>> No.22003908

>>22003891
Because it’s true. All of it.

>> No.22003914
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$20 IS BACK ON THE MENU SOON BOYS!

>> No.22003915

>>22003891
meme magic and positive thinking, duh

>> No.22003918

>>22003758
oops. def told all my friends it was gonna crash. but i also told them ive never sold a single fucking link, so i think they are (hopefully) getting the picture. one of them has made 10k off of link simply because I told him to buy in 2017 and he forgot about it.

>> No.22003930

>>22003758
fuck i didn't even believe the post due to so many wolf-criers.

>> No.22003938

>>22003801
>what the FUCK? I sold

Stopped reading. Abloo abloo, cry me a fuckin river. Use the proceeds to buy some rope, faggot. Dont say you weren't warned.

>> No.22003964

>>22003914
cringe

>> No.22003973

>>22003758
Smartcon was 100% fucking based. How you watch that and not go 100% in is crazy. Institutional adoption and purchase of link is incoming like basically now.

>> No.22003995

I think we'll see big resistance shortly

>> No.22003997

I don't think most on here understand the implications of deco being on board.

>> No.22004011
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>>22003964
>still saying cringe past 2018

>> No.22004018

>>22003964
> he thought he could buy back in at $8

>> No.22004020

Not sure how anyone could be bearish after smartcon.

>> No.22004026

>>22003891
Nick Ger put the good word out

>> No.22004027

>>22003819
>>22003758
There can be only one. Someone needs to decide what the official WTFWT thread is going to be

>> No.22004029

>>22003973
Sergey spoke extremely well today. I am not saying this with any intentions at all. I am simply saying that he spoke in a cohesive and educated manner. I literally threw 1000 bucks market buy in the middle of the conference just because sergey was wearing the shirt.

>> No.22004035

>>22003973
This. If the crypto bullrun continues link will be front and center. All the other devs know it too.
Arbitrum in q4 is insane

>> No.22004047

WE ARE EN ROUTE TO THE MOON AND BEYOND
NEXT REST STOP: $20
ETA: 2 DAYS

>> No.22004048

"LINK is going to 50$ immediately post SmartCon because MUH staking!" Mistaking is right. Idiotic faggots, you should have gone all in last night with YFI like I did.

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>>22003801
You lost the faith faggot. Get rekt.

>> No.22004061

>>22004029
I didn’t even notice the shirt. Honestly it’s like his skin to me now.

>> No.22004077
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>>22003964
perhaps

this

post

suits

your

reddit

tastes

better

>> No.22004087
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>>22003758
interesting. i thought you were joking for a sec.

>> No.22004093
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>> No.22004100

Maybe China woke up and read the latest Link news

>> No.22004116

>>22003758
HERE WE GOOOOO

>> No.22004127

>>22004061
its a pretty solid design. holds up well over time.

>> No.22004184

>>22004061
This. The day he’s not wearing blue plaid is the day I sell everything.

>> No.22004210
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> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

>> No.22004247

just ordered my first blue/white flannel in celebration. Haven't bought new clothes in forever

>> No.22004258

>>22004029
>>22004061
>>22004127
ok but seriously

why the fuck does he only wear 1 shirt?

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>>22004061
>>22004127
>>22004184
>they don't know the shirt was purposefully chosen to resemble link within the derivative market.

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I wonder what that 16.5 fagnon from this morning's up to now.

>> No.22004295
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>>22004210
Thank you all for attending our virtual SmartCon. Today is a special day, we are announcing ALL our partners!
>Thousands of logos flash on the screen, literally every company you heard of is partnered with LINK
But we are especially proud to announce our final partner. Final solution, if you please.
>Giant swastika flashes on the screen.
That's RIGHT! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHAINLINK IS OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE FORTH REICH
>Giant oven heats up behind Sergey
Feeding real data to a blockchain is not enough! We are going to feed them REAL PEOPLE!
>You hear muffled "Please let me out!" coming out of the oven
>Camera switches to inside view of the oven, there are people with huge nasal features chainlinked to the floor
Guys, please, can you be quite for a minute? We are all in this together!
To limit our supply, and create additional demand for our token, we announce that, starting from NOW, you can STAKE your tokens, but fuck with this DeFi bullshit, because now you can also BURN your LINK! I know you all gonna ask - why would I ever want to burn my linkies? The answer lies in the burn contract - for every LINK burned, we gonna burn one of the jews, niggers, trannies, and if we ever run out of them, we still have chinks, spics, women, and paje-- *oh, they are our major holders? Fuck* ahem-- pakistanis!
>even though it's a virtual conference, you hear loud applause coming from somewhere
To spice things up...
>Sergey opens his 650mil LINK wallet
...i'm gonna commence the cleansing of which the world never seen before
>he sends them all to burn contract
>ground shakes beneath you, you hear distant explosions, there are fires and people screeming outside your house
>huge 100 ft Sergey crashes the city, erupting fire out of his mouth
>you open CMC
>LINK skyrockets to $1488
>You go to bed and sleep with a happy smile on your face. For the first time in your life, you are sure the future is gonna be alright.

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are you fucking kidding me I sold my stack at $14.20 cause I thought we were going to 10/11... what the fuck is going on, there was nothing bullish announced today??

>> No.22004313

>>22004210
I can't be the only one who doesn't know what the fuck this anon is talking about.

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22004316

WTF WAS THAT PART 2 HOLYYYYYYY

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>>22003758
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

>> No.22004335

$18 in 15 minutes

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>>22004316
nice, someone actually using my OC, have another

>> No.22004347

>>22004311
sold at 16.50 and felt smug "i sold the green candle"

FUCK FUCK FCUFKUFKLUCJKJOIEFJio

>> No.22004354

i'm going to have a fucking heart attack

>> No.22004357

>>22004295
God I wish

>> No.22004361
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>> No.22004381

>>22003758
So it looks like swingers were waiting for the ol’ conference dump. When it didn’t happen, they’re all scrambling to buy back in before they get priced out. $100 EOY link

>> No.22004386

>>22004354
Take a children’s aspirin

>> No.22004393

I'll be able to buy back in soon, r-right guys?

>> No.22004417
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>>22004381

>Swing linkers FOMOing back in

Tards

>> No.22004444
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22004444

it's steak king.

>> No.22004462

GUYS I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!!!! WHY LINK DUMPED OVER THE LAST 2 WEEKS. SERGEY WANTED US TO FEEL THE JOY OF HITTING $20 US DOLLARS TWICE. THATS TWICE THE JOY. WE’RE ABOUT TO 2X JOY!!!!!!

>> No.22004488

>>22004381
LINK has never followed the rules of sell the news.

>> No.22004495
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>>22004462

>> No.22004521

>>22004444
QUADS KING
JUST BOUGHT 2000 link
and 200 shares of COW

>> No.22004525

>>22004444
quads of absolute truth

>> No.22004547

>>22004444
CHECKED

>> No.22004548
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>>22004444

>> No.22004566
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>>22004295
"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

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>>22004488
see this is how i know you're a stinky nulinker that wasn't around for the sibos dump

$1000 eoy motherfucker´

czech them

>> No.22004593

>>22004316
jesus...this fucking coin lol. sergey about to dump on us real hard so he can push the project to the next level. dump away, sergey. you need more hires. do not stop hiring.

DO YOU HEAR ME SERGEY. DUMP NOW. HIRE 100 MORE PEOPLE.

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>>22004444

>> No.22004616

>>22004347
swingies get the rope. you should know this by now.

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>>22003758
>why yes I have 100k link. How did you know?

>> No.22004638
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>hear my phone make a noise
>'wtf was that'
>check /biz/
>mfw

>> No.22004640
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>>22004593
THIS. WE MUST SIMP FOR SERG. HE WILL MAKE BETTER USE OF THE MONEY THAN /BIZ/ TRASH SUB-HUMANS

>> No.22004644

>>22004444
ahh shit. its time. buying another 10k USD.

>> No.22004656
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>>22003801
how fucking difficult is it for your baby hands to just hodl?? you might be able to buy back in on a dip but take this as a lesson...

>> No.22004658

>>22004640
I declared Sergey as Lord a long time ago. If he wants my money, he can have it.

>> No.22004663

>>22004462
If we hit 20 again soon It will be almost a perfect cup and handle

>> No.22004664

>>22004640
lol where is this guys chin??

>> No.22004679
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W

>> No.22004684

>>22004640
I miss beavis and butthead

>> No.22004685
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T

>> No.22004800

If this goes down it gonna bounce off $17

>> No.22004815
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22004815

The entire market is pumping now. Stinkies saved and restarted the 2020 bull run.

>> No.22004832

>>22004658
Jesus is Lord.

>> No.22004877

>>22004684
Not as much as you miss the toilet, Ranjeet.

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>>22004311
>>22004347
>sold at 17.4 back when it dumped from ath
>didn't buy back at 15 thinking we'd go lower
>didn't buy back at 14 thinking we'd go lower
>didn't buy back at 13 thinking we'd go lower
>fomo'd back at 17.2 just now
cool, cool
now watch it drop back to 15 while I go to sleep

>> No.22005001
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WHY DIDNT I HOLD WHY DIDNT I HOLD WHY DIDNT I HOLD

>> No.22005003

>>22004832
Sergey is related to Jesus.

>> No.22005014

>>22004313
He is fudding that Sergey cannot code and Ari Juels will fuck Chainlink in the future.

But in fact, Ari Juels is a big brain who wants to change the world but does not have time to run all his projects by himself. He give Sergey Chainlink. Chainlink is the indispensable piece of puzzle of his grand blueprint.

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>>22005003

>> No.22005035
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Feelin good

>> No.22005063

I got owned. Sold off 4% of my stack thinking there would be a dump.

>> No.22005087

>>22004919
You're lucky, Anon. But that kind of performance on the road to 100... i'm afraid you'll BTFO yourself.

>> No.22005140
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>crabbing around $16 dollars for a few weeks
>seeing obvious upward activity
we're only going up from here

>> No.22005163

>>22005140
It really looks that way

>> No.22005170

>>22005087
I would've never sold if it wasn't for 'rona and needing to pay bills
shit sucks man
at least I got in when it was like 30 cents so I still made bank

>> No.22005229
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I'm still really upset that Lucky Brand won't make the Sergey flannels anymore. I'm tempted to call them up and bargain with them to run them again

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22005254

How much LINK would I need to be able to purchase a Roll with full functionality?

>> No.22005264

>>22005229
make a wager with them that if link hits $1000 they have to give a free lucky brand shirt to every holder

>> No.22005292

I just sold. This am exit pump if I have ever seen one. Link will moon for sure in 3 years when everything is roll out but for now we are going to tank hard. See you at $7

>> No.22005392

https://youtu.be/VPbA8QiW7o8

>> No.22005413

>>22004566
Best one

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>>22005392
powerful

>> No.22005504

>>22003758
fuck oldfags and trusting them fuck this piece of shit of a community, I sold at 16 because these wise fucking oldfags kept saying it will dump like always

>> No.22005554

>>22005504
They expect one of us in the Ganges, brother.

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>>22003801
>He sold?
>Pomp eet

>> No.22005746

>>22005504
>thinking 4 fucking Chan means it when they say you’re in this together. Kek. Oldfags are in this together maybe

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>not buying back in

>> No.22006172

>>22003758
It always makes me laugh seeing this same type of thread posted even in times when chain link is crashing. Same image.

>> No.22006252

>>22003801
>nothing happened at smartcon.
Are you fucking blind? Dean alone was enough to convince me to never, ever sell, no matter the price.

>> No.22006283

>>22004444
BASED STEAKING QUADS HOLY FUCK

>> No.22006298

>>22003891
> why pump
Sergey had a new slide. AND had changed the title of his slidedeck. $1k eoy is fud.

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>>22003758
I NEED MY TRANSFER TO COINBASE PRO TO FINISH SO I CAN BUY FUUUUCK

FUCKING CONBASE HURRY UP AAAAAAA

>> No.22006327

I want link to dump so I can accumulate

>> No.22006461

>>22004630
"And go get me my heroin needle while yo at it. Big fat ass bloated white slut! -- WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?"

>> No.22007048

>>22004919
Get the rope...

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>>22003801

>nothing happened at smartcon

Forgive them father, for they know not what they do

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See how our patience and faith is rewarded.

>> No.22007537

>>22004644
Dubs confirm. $1000 eoy

>> No.22007705

>>22004029
Where can I find his shirt? Need to cop his look

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>>22005001
Fixed pic for you

>> No.22007758

noooo it was supposed to dump further fuuuuuck

>> No.22007773

>>22003758
>people pointing out poor design choices, wasteful spending and overhyped features
FUD
>people pointing out repeating digits
BASED AND LINK PILLED!

>> No.22007826

>>22004919
absolute state of swingies