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21998654 No.21998654 [Reply] [Original]

we needs oracles

imagine u gonna fuk som ho and she lik u payin up front and u dont wanna

so u set up a smart contract, she gets the money when your nut hits her skin nom sayin?

but how the smart contract know wats good?

orakles

>> No.21998778

>>21998654

Parsiq can send BI-DIRECTIONAL txn notifications off chain and will basically make platforms like Chainlink obsolete by moving smart contract computation OFF CHAIN. Parsiq is moving so fast there will unironically be no need for trusted oracles in a few months. This makes smart contract computation faster and cheaper because it eliminates all gas fees... Period. This is the next generation of layer-2 computing. Get in or out. PRQ coin is already on track to crush Chainlink, then it will address Ethereum. There are no viable competitors. As oracle systems go Chainlink is like 1.0.. Parsiq is like 3.0. Don't get left behind anon. Link already pumped.. take what you can before PRQ takes off and Link is publicly deemed obsolete. Word travels fast, I wouldn't be suprised if Link is already dumping as a direct result of the PRQ listing. You have been warned. Don't get cucked by the fat Russian again.

>>21998680
feel me?

>> No.21998823

>>21998654
thank you Spencer Dindunuddin! very cool!

>> No.21998838

>>21998654
yé brotha
but then you wil need pinakoin in case tha ho is a bad bich that succ with her teeth bro
their wus a agreemen to th contract u bich!

>> No.21999144

>>21998654
DECENTRALIZED IMMUTABLE ORGASMS

>> No.21999299

not good enough, what if you precum and accidentally activate the oracle? then she could just leave you unsatisfied. sexual pleasure needs to be rigorously defined

>> No.22000129

>>21998654
You just need a smart contract. You don't even need an oracle Tyrone.
Now, let the officer escort you to your cell.

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>>21998654
Reminds me of this classic.

>> No.22000664

Yo niganon here to say word

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>>21998823

>> No.22001062

>>21998654
Holy fuck this was hilarious anon, I'm black but not American. Really captures that stereotype with some good comedy
>we needs oracles

>> No.22001066

>>21999299
there are electrodes connected to your perineum sensing the rhythmic contractions and only then activate the cum oracle