Neuralink will make Musk a trillionaire

[Anonymous No.21979505]

Elon will become the first trillionarie with this company.
No other point has a human been able to MONATIZE EVOLUTION.
We just took the next step in human existence. Screenshot me and talk to me in 10 years when we cure blindness.
Screenshot me and talk to me in 20 years when we have massive economic inequality due to an IQ disparity with neuralink and non neuralink users.

This will most likely answer what conciousness is.

[Anonymous No.21979587]

[Anonymous No.21979648]

Why didn't I buy tesla???
IT'S OVER!!!

[Anonymous No.21979661]

>>21979587
Looks like someone didn't buy Tesla.

[Anonymous No.21979663]

>>21979505
I hope you enjoy licking the ass of a literal con artist

[Anonymous No.21979746]

Payment domination, Road domination, Space domination and now brain domination. It's over! Elon won is now our supreme overlord. Bow down you little earth worms

[Anonymous No.21979760]

>>21979663
This
this is legit the most retarded thing I've seen.

https://youtu.be/CLUWDLKAF1M

[Anonymous No.21979793]

Amazing imagine implanting a chip into your head where the government can see your thoughts... Not long till people will start getting arrested by the thought police for having the wrong thoughts.. I'm all in

[Anonymous No.21979842]

>>21979505
A week in the life of AI GENIUS ELON:
>world watches no-air kiddies in cave
>ELON sees world watching no-air kiddies and not ELON
>ELON sad (not for no-airs, but because attention whore)
>hurr hurr I design and build submarine to rescue no-air kiddies in cave, then BIG ATTENTIONS 4 HERO ELON
>damn they calling me 'fat fucking retard' now wut do
>ELON BUTTHURT calls everyone (who successfully rescued no-air kiddies) PEDOs because BUTTHURT
>shit, gonna sue maybe not pedo
>investigator24.7onthecase.at.hotmail.vietnam random emails ELON says can PROVE pedo is pedo JUST give me $50k BUTTHURT ELON
>give random investigator $50k because fat fucking retard who can NEVER be wrong
>random investigator investigates - PEDO confirmed!
>ELON happy, shouts PEDO! PEDO! lots on Twitter
>shit still suing, maybe random investigator not so reliable
>oh its OK, case in LA, 'win' because LA Jury and I AM ELON CAN DO NO WRONG
>ELON looks in mirror
>fat fucking retard manchild looks back

[Anonymous No.21979925]

>>21979505
putting a chip in yr head isnt evolution. Its putting a chip in yr head

[Anonymous No.21979940]

>>21979505
All in on DeepBrainChain

[Anonymous No.21980144]

>first trillionaire
>Not Sergey Nazarov
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.21980243]

Cringe, science is literally centuries behind this. We don’t know shit about how brain works.
It’s basically trying to launch a rocket into space in Newtonian times.

[Anonymous No.21980266]

>>21980243
If he waited for other people to do it he would be just like you. He wouldn't be Elon Musk.

[Anonymous No.21980314]

>>21979760
Even more legit than the hyperloop..

Anyway, I am sure they have neural control toys on AliExpress if you want to play Johnny Mnemonic

[Anonymous No.21980338]

>>21979760
I thought he was gonna show with a spine severed pig, turn on neurolink and he'd walk.

Then I remembered I'm actually a scientist and Elons neurolink is in absolute baby phase and he's done absolutely nothing spectacular yet. Reading brain waves of a pig and prove you can put the chip without adverse effects? son lel. He's like 30 years away from real development.

[Anonymous No.21980376]

>>21980266
elon is a rich sociopath, this is the only reason why he's doing this, because it sounded cool to him

[Anonymous No.21980380]

what happens if i have buyers remorse? what if i don't want a neuralink after a year? you gonna put back that section of skull you removed?

[Anonymous No.21980399]

>>21979505
>in 20 years
thats a vague amount pf time

[Anonymous No.21980438]

>>21980380
Did you watch the YouTube event? It's already done on the pig.

[Anonymous No.21980675]

>>21980438
Oh yeah man I am an expert in pig emotion and that pig displayed no signs of cognitive unhappiness or unbalance. I could tell because when pigs have a section of their skull caved in they usually squeal a little and holler and run about shitting a mess. But did you see that pig? He was totally docile for a pig, totally within pig regulations and was clearly a happy piggy. Musk, and Pigs, will lead us to a greater future!

[Anonymous No.21980779]

>>21979505
We'll be able to talk to our pets
And they will impart their wisdom

[Anonymous No.21980808]

>>21980314
A cheap chinese brain toy, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.21980827]

>>21980675
Baconlink
Your food tells you when it's time to eat

[Anonymous No.21980835]

>>21979940
Man that would be nuts but no way the retards that made that piece of shit Mickey Mouse toy are gonna be working with Elon

[Anonymous No.21980859]

>>21980827
I am bullish on OINK

[Anonymous No.21980869]

>>21979505

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[Anonymous No.21980887]

Really I just want to cuddle an anime waifu
I should probably kms

[Anonymous No.21981185]

>>21979505
DUDE I JUST WANT SAO IN REALLIFE
I don't want anything else in life and I really mean it, there was this thought experiment by some hack philosopher
"would you stay in a matrix tub for an your life it it made you happy etc"
of course I would are you kidding
if I can enjoy every scenario thinkable I would 100% do that my entire life

[Anonymous No.21981233]

>>21980859
I tried to insert myself into a pigs brain, and the results were amazing.

[Anonymous No.21981236]

>>21980338
thats the next step though, the chip was accurately reading and predicting the pigs limb movements. when combined with a receiver at the point of sever the neuralink could transmit the predicted limb movements to the rest of the spine restoring movement, thats the idea anyway. dont see any reason not to be hopeful

[Anonymous No.21981322]

>>21980827
Friends, not food

[Anonymous No.21981372]

>>21980808
It's got reviews saying it works.. well a review.