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im reading some analysts are now saying btc could reach $6000 by the end of the year? i know it feels counter-intuitive to invest rn with the price at an all time high but how many of us have passed up chances to buy in cheap in the past? i dont think im gonna get left behind this time

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/25/bitcoin-price-correction-record-high.html

>> No.2197884

wait for mid june for the price to drop then buy the shit

>> No.2197885
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>>2197883
>he's waiting for the dip

>> No.2197886

>>2197883
holy dicks that gif

>> No.2197887

>>2197883
What happened to the kid? Who the fuck built this?

>> No.2197888

>>2197883
I missed the ball in 2012.

I'd be pissed except i got some unrelated shares that rose 3000% in 5 years.

>> No.2197889

>>2197883
Here's a hot tip, invest in CYTR stock. It's about to be bought out by a larger pharma company at or just prior to the ASCO conference in early June. Shares hovering around $0.60 right now but at buyout will likely be $5-10. Don't miss the boat. Last call on this train.

>> No.2197890

>>2197889
Source?

>> No.2197891
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2197891

fuck bitcoin BITbean is where is at

>> No.2197892

>>2197883
Buy low sell high. Its not counter intuitive to buy on the high, it's straight retarded and highly risky.

>> No.2197893

>>2197889
Thanks grandpa

>> No.2197894

>>2197892
Fomo buy high, panic sell low

>> No.2197895

Yes good goy buy bitcoins now. Let me offload mine onto you before the dip.

Don't worry I'll buy them back when you panic sell the dip in June.

>> No.2197896

>>2197883

he's in hell now

>> No.2197897

Kid appears at the bottom, torn to pieces

>> No.2197898

>>2197885
Sold five coins @2200$. It must dip below that, right?

>> No.2197899

>>2197883
All these Aussie shills pushing bitcoin's to idiots.

Take this shit to /biz/ or wherever else poor people go to talk about how they are rich with fake money but choose to eat top ramen.

>> No.2197900

>>2197883
Wtf is that playground even safe?

>> No.2197901

What the fuck? Is that kid dead? He has to be at least paralyzed.

>> No.2197902

>>2197898
it might. but it'll hit 5k-7.5k first.

>> No.2197903

>>2197887
>>2197901
he's gone now

>> No.2197904

>>2197887
leddit tier

>> No.2197905

>>2197887
he's in a better place

>> No.2197906

>>2197895
Im buying platinum and waiting for the inevitable collapse of SA

>> No.2197907

>>>/biz/

Stop attracting nociones fag, also ETH > BTC

>> No.2197908
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>>2197883
>falling for the bitcoin jew
anon pls

>> No.2197909

>>2197887
some say he's still falling to this day

>> No.2197910

>>2197883
didi the kid dieded?

>> No.2197911

ITT Bitcoin shills.
And rubes.

Like, if your meme currency had any value, you wouldn't need to shill it.

>> No.2197912

>>2197883
Fuck Bitcoin, even if it does it 6k there are loads of altcoins that'll hit the thousands of percent rise. Just look at how over the last month so many altcoins have shot up 1500 to 2000 percent. For fast money bytecoin is the darling, buy when it's at 0.0026 and sell at 0.0040. It does this every single day. Do the math, say you invest 1000 dollars at 0.0026 gets you roughly 385,000, sell at 0.0040 and your return is roughly 1500. Bytecoin bounces like this at least once per day. Even if it falls for over 24 hours, it always rises back. This is easiest day trading ever. What else can guarantee you 500 bucks a day on a paltry 1000 dollar investment? Not fucking Bitcoin.

>> No.2197913

>>2197883

1 bitcoin = $2638.74 US Dollar

how the fuck do you withdraw that without being ripped off by the exchange.

It was lucky the fuck cunt that stole all the bitcoins got arrested because someone gave a tip.

>> No.2197914

>>2197898
God you're fucking stupid. WHY would you do that? It immediately jumped back up.

>> No.2197915

>>2197911
Except no currency not even gold has any real value, joke is on you potatonigger.

>> No.2197916

>>2197913
wait until every man and his dog wants them then sell them to people you know for cash

>> No.2197917

I don't care about shitcoins i want to know more about that gif

>why is it so high up
>why is it designed so poorly
>why did the kid jump into it
>did the kid die

>> No.2197918

>>2197887
http://salezabaw.pl/en/offer/spider-tower

>> No.2197919

>>2197906
Pay denbts

>> No.2197920

>>2197913
Captial gains tax applies in Aust. on any profits you make on bitcoin.

>> No.2197921

>>2197898
Could have at least sold them 2 days ago @ 2750 $. And now you go weak hands mode and sell them @ 2200 $. Fucking hold and don't be a pussy.

>> No.2197922

>>2197912
you just want money and don't care about tech. fluffy should have wrecked your ass.fucking BCN seriously?

>> No.2197923

>>2197908
Seriously, this. The moment you became able to withdraw it as 'real' money was the point everyone who believe in what it stood for knew the Jews had won.

I mean for fuck sake, the creator of the currency hard coded his own 10% ownership of ALL bitcoin in existence, why anyone would invest any time/money into this neo-kikery is absolutely beyond me.

>> No.2197924

>>>/biz/

Seriously, fuck off

>> No.2197925

>>2197921
>Fucking hold and don't be a pussy

This is exactly what people who start Ponzi schemes say

>> No.2197926

>>2197883
DON'T LET ME LEAVE MUUUURPH!!

>> No.2197927

>>2197884
this

>> No.2197928

>>2197917
It is a spider tower

>tfw I missed out on this shit as a kid and had to play on rusted jungle gyms that cut me all to fuck

>> No.2197929

>>2197884
why will it drop in mid june?

>> No.2197930

>>2197928

looks like a spine snapper

>> No.2197931

>>2197883
I had thousands of bitcoin backin the daym used to gamble them and play poker, eventually lost the usb.

fml

>> No.2197932

>>2197929
the price boost is caused by corrupt money fleeing china and also bribes. it'll take until june to be converted into canadian houses. you think i'm joking. i know things you wouldn't believe.

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>>2197932
Sadly there's a great deal of truth to this. The part about money laundering anyway.

>> No.2197934

>>2197932
I'll keep an eye out
Thanks other anon

>> No.2197935

HODL
MOON OR BUST

>> No.2197936

>>2197883
dat gif tho

>> No.2197937

>>2197889
Source?

>> No.2197938

BITCOINS ARE GOING

TO

THE

MOON

>> No.2197939

>>2197889
>t.penny stock salesman

Enjoy your retard bucks burger, if people fall for your shill they deserve it.

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>>2197939
>guy pumps a stock: you're a fucking shill
>guy pumps Bitcoin: you're a fucking genius

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2197941

the most important thing to invest in is each other.

>> No.2197942

>>2197932
fag

>> No.2197943
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2197943

>>2197941
LETS GET RICH BOYS

>> No.2197944

>>2197887
Nerve gas

>> No.2197945

I just put all my life savings in to bitcoin. Fuck it, all or nothing.

>> No.2197946

>>2197942
i saw op and your posts and figured this was the place for me.

what motivates a man to become an OP. what heights of ego leads men into such madness.

>> No.2197947

>gambling
>not being poorer than before
>implying

>> No.2197948

>>2197943
You're not getting rich you stupid fuck, you're blowing money on a pyramid scheme.

Fuck off to >>>/biz/, but I bet you're laughed out of there.

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>>2197948
I was responding to >>2197941 you fucking mong
try being more excellent

>> No.2197950

>>2197892
>Buy low
>it's never low

You're missing a train that will never pass again

>> No.2197951

>not putting all your money into guns and ammo
It's like you want it to just disappear.

>> No.2197952

>>2197883
Buy etherium instead

>> No.2197953

What is Bitcoin pegging its value to?


If you can't define that there is no way to know its value.


For example the dollar pegs to gdp

>> No.2197954

buy gold and silver. when hyperinflation happens in 1-10 years and the market runs into real assets, you are rich as fuck.
i don't have any numbers, but it's obvious that at least 1 of 100 grams silver only exists on paper.

>> No.2197955

>>2197954
lol i mean that at lest 99 of 100 grams silver only exists on paper

>> No.2197956

>>2197955
B..but crypto ...

>> No.2197957

>>2197883

I've been laughing my sides off for five minutes at this webm I hope the kid didn't die or something

>> No.2197958

>>2197956
>post-apocalypse
>"i wont give you food and shelter for bitcoins"
>"but muh digital currency"

>> No.2197959
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2197959

>Th-this time it's different..

>> No.2197960

>>2197883
The world always makes it's way back to commodity money eventually after every fiat ponzi run.

The real question here: is Bitcoin a commodity?

I do think the blockchain has utility beyond simple transactions. But for that thesis, I'd go with etherium over bitcoin.

>> No.2197961

>>2197913
You sell them for cash.

>> No.2197962

If you follow your intuition you will lose big in crypto

You need to follow cold logic and reasoning

>> No.2197963

How do you even cash a bitcoin out?

>> No.2197964
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>>2197959
Difference is that bitcoin always, without fail, stabilies at a higher price post-"crash" than it was at before the rally.

>> No.2197965

>>2197963
Find a sucker who will buy it with real currency.

>> No.2197966

>>2197965
have fun finding someone paying you 1200$ for a bitcoin.

>> No.2197967

I'm someone who's in crypto since bitcoin was a little below $2

I'll give you pro-tips that I usually never give, just because I sympathize with many of you, especially the NEETs that were screwed by this system we live in ,... with crappy jobs and no future ahead

I was in your shoes once... I do think Bitcoin is headed to $10k ... but that will only multiply your investment by x5

I know x5 is not "only" ... but in crypto it is... if you put $100 and you get $500 out of it, ... will anything really change for you?

You must forget Bitcoin and think about what's next. What are the problems in crypto that Bitcoin is not solving?

One great impasse we saw in Bitcoin is governance... who decides when Bitcoin needs an upgrade that requires a hard fork? How? What is the process? Chinese miners who own whole factories of GPUs?

I think stakeholders (owners of coins) should be able to decide... Decred is a crypto that was created by ex-Bitcoin devs and it does that... here: https://voting.decred.org/ you can see the voting process going on.

This coin will evolve in time according to coin owner's votes. Whatever they want implemented, the devs will implement (and it's self-funded). So for instance now they're voting on Lightning Network integration (will make Decred transactions almost INSTANT)

Another thing that is MISSING BADLY in crypto is a way to exchange coins without having to rely on (((middlemen))) exchanges like Kraken, Poloniex, that take large fees and provide SHITTY service ... people wait for weeks or even months to get support on issues.

Enter BlockNet --- "internet of blockchains" - it's a project that has a "blockchain routing " tech that can make different blockchain talk to each other. One of the thing this does is to allow for FULLY DECENTRALIZED exchanges in the future... this is definitely the next step for crypto, and the cost of this coin is like $3 right now.. max supply is very low, 4mil.

These are 100x opportunities

>> No.2197968

>>2197958
you think little chunks of metal or paper will be any better, friend?

>> No.2197969

>>2197964
still looking at the latest bullrun and assuming this correction is coming, buying now doesn't seem smart to me.

>> No.2197970

>>2197965
>real currency.
lol... yeah fiat printed paper or numbers added on a digital bank system on whim of some central bank is real money

>>2197966
I can find someone in 5 seconds.
Are you meming or really that stupid ?

>> No.2197971

>>2197967
>democracy in economy

Bad idea. It's called communism

>> No.2197972

>>2197968
lol, if people sell me goods for a piece of paper or digital numbers in a computer, they will for sure sell me goods for silver/gold when every other currency is gone.
just imagine a 20 year old going to a 60 yo farmer explaining him bitcoin. lmao
do what you want. i'm not in metals for gains, i'm in it for security/stability.

>> No.2197973

>>2197970
So how does one cash out a bitcoin?

>> No.2197974

>>2197971
Yes but in this case, it's not 1 person 1 vote.
It's 1 coin 1 vote.

So if you have 5000 DCR, you get 100 votes
If you gave 50 DCR, you get 1 vote.

:)

>> No.2197975

>>2197973
I cash it out by sending to to Bitstamp, selling for EUR, and Bitstamp immediately wires it to my bank account

Fast and painless

>> No.2197976

>>2197973
Sell it to someone who wants to buy bitcoin.

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>>2197970
The US government only accept US dollars. You can't pay taxes, fines, or bail with bitcoin. If it can't get you out of jail, it ain't real money.

>> No.2197978

>>2197975
so do you have a currency or do you have a commodity that can be traded for currency

>> No.2197979

>>2197970
>lol... yeah fiat printed paper or numbers added on a digital bank system on whim of some central bank is real money

Even a currency backed only by debt is more stable than one backed only by confidence.

That said, commodity-backed bitcoins are the future: anonymous transactions, limited speculation, backed by secured, tangible assets. Not a "to-the-moon" type of investment, but definitely in keeping with the early intent of crypto-currencies.

https://ozgld.com/

>> No.2197980

>>2197977
You can change it almost immediately into what you call "real money" ...

In Japan you can already pay taxes and bills with Bitcoin

Give it some time ,it will be everywhere

American laws are bad for crypto... (((Wall Street))) doesn't want competition

>> No.2197981

>>2197980
>You can change it almost immediately into what you call "real money" ...

so it's like owning a car and calling it money

>> No.2197982

>>2197981
I can buy things online with Bitcoin... I bought my PC with crypto... I bought e-books... I paid for hosting...

And I can change it into € with a few clicks

but keep being a crypto-skeptic , if you like

I'm not here to convince you

people who know crypto will reshape global finance will be the billionaires of tomorrow, iif they invest wisely and hold

>> No.2197983

>>2197898
>mongolian intellectuals

>> No.2197984
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2197984

Hot tip for you gimps

Buy Golem (GNT). Likely to be added to Coinbase within a month or so which will double your returns atleast.

>> No.2197985

>>2197980
>You can change it almost immediately into what you call "real money"
Exactly. Exchange it for real money.
>In Japan you can already pay taxes and bills with Bitcoin
In Japan, you can pay a woman to be your girlfriend and snuggle with you for an hour. Doesn't mean she's your girlfriend.
>Give it some time ,it will be everywhere
Oh sure, the Federal Reserve will start their own blockchain with actual dollars that won't oscillate wildly in value.

>> No.2197986

if people just believe that a car is worth 500 sheets of white paper with a rare image on it, cars will be sold for 500 sheets of paper. we live in a strange world.

>> No.2197987

no one ever game the source of that gif

>> No.2197988

>>2197977


RETARD alert

google how many countries are accepting crypto currency

it IS the future its the only way to destroy the central banking system and the jews

>> No.2197989

>>2197892
1 BTC will be worth $1 million in ten years. This is not a train leaving it's a fucking rocket ship to the moon.

If I had any money I would buy the shit out of them.

>> No.2197990

>>2197921
actually it's $2500 this morning. 10% swings are nothing in BTC.

>> No.2197991

currency is a current moving to the bank.

>> No.2197992

>>2197966
>>2197963
>Send Bitcoin to Bittpanda wallet
>Click sell
>Automatically sells at last market price
>Money goes straight into my bank (with a $100,000 daily limit)
You nocoiners are truly retarded.

>have fun finding someone paying you 1200$ for a bitcoin.
There are millions of people every day who do. And you can buy 0.000000001 of a Bitcoin, you don't have to buy 1.

>> No.2197993

>>2197889
>literally spam from the 1990s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDamqTjPwg

>> No.2197994

>>2197984
why

>> No.2197995

>>2197988
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_use_of_the_U.S._dollar

>> No.2197996

>>2197982
>people who know crypto will reshape global finance will be the billionaires of tomorrow, iif they invest wisely and hold
this is exactly why we don't even want niggers who think "money comes from government" or "money has no real value" to have any BTC. who the fuck wants these idiots shaping anything? reality should steamroll them for what central bankers have done and what entire societies of these sycophants have condoned and continue to defend.

after they give us all "basic income" be sure to get yours in cash and pour it into BTC so that yours earns a return for you while they piss it away on cheetos and monster drinks.

>> No.2197997

>>2197923
Satoshi (or the group that made up his name) never cashed out the Genesis block. They have had so many chances, and it just never happened. Those coins are as close to burnt as we'll ever get.

>> No.2197998

How do I invest in bitcoin and other currencies, how do I buy them?

>> No.2197999
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2197999

>Yfw NoCoiners talk about cryptocurrency yet don't even know how to cash out, how to buy, how to exchange it for another crypto or how any of it works in the slightest, just meming about bubbles

>BUT LE HOW DO U TURN IT INTO LE FIAT MONEY
Even Redditors know more than NoCoiners.

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2198000

>>2197995

Its okay friendo ,you stay a poor pleb the rest of us capitalist are going to become rich from cypto currency investment. Ever stop to think why bitcoin is worth more than GOLD for some reason?

>> No.2198001

>>2197923
>hard coded his own 10% ownership
gosh, the man who killed fiat currency was allowed to name his own price, and he put his trust in his own system, and he expended his own effort to bootstrap the mining pool? it's almost like he believes in something

>> No.2198002

>>2197883
Can somebody for the love of God explain this gif? Are they on a construction site or something, why are those kids there and who was filming this? Nobody ever gives me a good answer.

>> No.2198003

>>2197998
Learn to Google you fucking retard. Jesus Christ.

>> No.2198004

>>2197967
Bitcoin has no future. All people treat it as, is a tradable commodity not a usable currency.

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2198005

>>2198000
>bitcoin is worth more than GOLD
Gold's about $1200 an ounce. How many ounces does a bitcoin weigh?

>> No.2198006

>>2197967
>BlockNet
on which exchanges is it traded?

>> No.2198007

>>2198002
its just a piece of jungle gym equipment made up of elastic straps. youre supposed to climb up and down it, not leap into its gaping maw from above and flail around like a retard.

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2198008

>>2197883

"You wanna buy this nice Tulip? It only costs you 2000 bucks but you can sell it for 6000 bucks at the end of the year! Trust me!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

>> No.2198009

>>2198008

Obviously the whole thing is retarded, but the truly smart people will make money off of it. Plain and simple.

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2198010

>>2198005

>> thinks paper currency printed by jew central bankers is worth anything other than the value we attribute to it

>> doesn't understand that crypto currency is exactly the same

>> can't grasp that something that is a non existent asset like crypto currency is worth more than a real physical asset like gold and connect the dots

>> has never bought or traded crypto currency and thinks he knows anything about it


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.2198011

>>2198009

"So why do you sell me this Tulip if it is worth 6000 bucks at the end of the year?"

...

"Because I want you to be rich, hmkay?"

>> No.2198012

>>2198002
I think they're in one of those inflatable houses or whatever they call them.

>> No.2198013

>>2198007
Thanks anon, it always creeps me out for some reason

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2198014

>>2198010
>implying the jews aren't behind bitcoin
>mistaking worth for value
>accidentally admitting that non-governmental crypto is not a real asset
>assumes my gender

>> No.2198015

>>2198011

Maybe its the muslim genes in you, but I said smart people will make money off of it. Not the retards buying into all time highs hysteria

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2198016

>>2197883
ITT we post our balances?

>> No.2198017

>>2197967
what the best places to buy and sell these currencies from?

>> No.2198018

>>2198002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-1FSSZNw68

>> No.2198019

>>2198016
Oy vey look at all those shiney shekels. Heheh

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2198020

>>2198019
feels good man

>> No.2198021

>>2198020

You're worth more than my entire country

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2198022

>shitcoin shills on /pol/ again

fuck off faggots

Only the real matters. Fiat aint real. digifiat? Fuck yourselves

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2198023

>>2198022
How you going to sneak that into Venezuela? Bitcoin BTFO's GOLD!!!!1!

>> No.2198024

>>2198022
its all monopoly money though, isnt it? why is a chunk of metal worth more than bits of paper or ones and zeros on a machine? if shit goes down its all worthless.

>> No.2198025

>>2198024
Gold is real wealth. I dont expect peasants on /pol/ to understand that though.

>> No.2198026

>>2198025
>Gold is real wealth
what does real mean? if no one wants to buy it then how is it different from fiat or crypto or monopoly money?

>> No.2198027

>>2198024
you can use a gold bar to kill someone in case of an apocalypse
you can sit on it too

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2198028

>>2198022
you'd be better off investing in toilet paper than gold, dumbass boomer

>> No.2198029

>>2198026
You must be underage.

Gold has been "money" longer than every civilization that currently exists. Gold will always have inherent value. It will always a be a commodity that can be exchanged for other things of value, no matter what happens.

>> No.2198030

>>2198029
>It will always a be a commodity
no it won't. you can't predict future. and if you want to use history as a background, you have now to consider the fact that humans now have something called nuclear apocalypse.
in case of one, it may still have it's value. but only after civilization has been restored.

>> No.2198031

>>2198029
You're right anon. As a species we just love shiny shit.

>> No.2198032

>>2198030
What a surprise, the Brazilian is stupid.

>> No.2198033

>>2198029
bullshit. you can keep your shiny metals fag, i'll take the food and medicine

>> No.2198034

>>2198032
not this time burger. you guys are.

>> No.2198035

>>2198033
>its one or the other

lol
this is how I know /pol/ is all poor as shit

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2198036

Everyone is moving into eth, dgb and mooncoin while the normies buy their BTC. Then they will drag the normies into the "improved" like mooncoin with inane crap like smartlikes.

>> No.2198037

>>2198035
post your balance

>> No.2198038

can somebody tell me how to import my bitcoins on a stick from 4 years ago into a new wallet?

>> No.2198039
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2198039

> be murican
> think life is a fairy tale
> stores gold on his basement
> nukes happen
> dies from hungry since can't eat all that gold
> or die assassinated by someone when trying to trade it

>> No.2198040

>>2198038
you need the public and private key. Make a paper wallet.

>> No.2198041

>>2198039
>be jap
> nation hit by nuke
>only two cities affected.
> live as normal because you weren't in either

>> No.2198042

>>2197883

Hi Op, honestly I was in the same boat as you. I started investing in ETH at $ 40. It'll be great long term, btu in terms of breaking the barrier, getting lucky and hitting the moon? You should have a small portion in alt coins. 85% of my hodlings are in solid, long terms like NEM or ETH and such. But these shit/shillcoins can be used to really make a hefty profit if you time it right.

Just don't be manipulated by your FOMO. I think mooncoin and reddcoin are the two hottest shitcoins atm. I'm in a small bit of redd, and I thought mooncoin was a pure joke, but it seems they've gotten the dev active and the volume they generated on bleutrade is insane, so I threw in some at 2 sats.

Even if it goes to 3 sats, I've made 50%, whereas getting that off the bigger coins is a massive event, but happens all the time. Just be wise, get a general consensus, and go for it. Fortune favours the bold.

>> No.2198043

>>2198041
> be murican
> shitposting on 4chan
> didn't consider the fact that if murica get nuked it won't be two nukes

>> No.2198044

>>2197883
Did that kid died?

>> No.2198045

>>2198040
I have a bc.dat file. Are they in there?

>> No.2198046

>>2198043
DESU I do like Brazilian Steakhouses. Yum

>> No.2198047

>>2197915
>natural resources with real world applications have no value
Hmmmmmmmm

>> No.2198048

>>2198045
Shit man you need to start googling. Or open a coinbase account.

>> No.2198049

Forget the bitcoin. ETH is the way to go.

>> No.2198050

>>2198049
kek approves apparently.

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>>2198046

>> No.2198052

>>2197931

You can't play poker online anymore in Australia anyway.

>> No.2198053

>>2198051
nice

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2198054

>>2198053
come on admit it

>> No.2198055

>>2198053
you read it, we all did

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2198056

>>2198055

>> No.2198057

>>2197967
blocknet development has not been active since last year, stop shilling

>> No.2198058

>>2198056
>>2198051
is that hitler in the bg?

>> No.2198059
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>>2198058
yes sir you are right.

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2198060

>>2198058
this means you are even more faggot than anyone else who read the bottle

>> No.2198061

>>2198054
It was great reading the beer bottle. :P

>> No.2198062

i have money, i would fuck with this if i knew how
i sit at my computer most of the day. can i get a quick rundown or some instructions

>> No.2198063

>>2197887
The Jews finally built their revenge for the masturbation machines

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>>2198063

>> No.2198065

>>2197926
top kek

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2198066

Sold yesterday at 2600.
It's gonna crash hard guys.

Get those credit cards ready, buy buy buy when despair sets in.

>>2198062
Coinbase or gemini.com.

Since you're American I'd recommend Gemini, they are more safety concerned and have better up-time than Coinbase.

Sadly Gemini is not available in mainland yurop.

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2198067

>>2198066
this is fake right? if you have this sum of money then why you are not some paradise full or girls on a yatch?

>> No.2198068

>>2198067
It's not my money my black friend.
It's from coinmarketcap.com

>> No.2198069

>>2198067
Why would you waste money on either of those things when you've already gotten laid and been on vacation before?

There's a reason you monkeys stay poor, because you are monkeys.

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2198070

>>2197883

>> No.2198071
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>>2198067
>huezil

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2198072

>>2198069
there's a reason so many brazilians live in US nowadays
because you goys are monkeys too

>>2198071
search some more and you'll see it going the other way though

>> No.2198073

>>2198067
38 mil wouldn't even cover an American mortgage you fucking peasant

>> No.2198074

this thread got me thinking
I might buy mooncoins soon
Seems like BTC is a ship that has long long sailed past me, I can probably buy 1.5 before going dead ass broke.

If anybody got any tips for me please share, either way i'll spend 3 days reading shit on the internet

>> No.2198075

>>2198073
what makes you think i have any obbligation to know that? are you stupid or what?

>> No.2198076

>>2198072
The USA is becoming a great nation to be a monkey or an elite Jew in. It just sucks to be a middle class white person, like really badly. Like getting slowly genocide badly.

>> No.2198077

>>2198075
Our jews rule the world

Bow down before them and rub thy hands

>> No.2198078

>>2198076
truth

>> No.2198079

>>2198076
meanwhile we all laugh at your disgrace
everytime you call a brazilian a nigger, a new one is created in miami

>> No.2198080

>>2197887
he's gone, the people of the rubber net have him now

>> No.2198081

what coins should us latefags been looking into?

>> No.2198082

>>2197996
yeah you're right

>> No.2198083

>>2197889
Uhh this nigga is up 8,20% today

>> No.2198084

>>2198081
just buy bitcoin you

>> No.2198085
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2198085

>>2198081
These coins

>> No.2198086

>>2198079
But we also house the most elite jews in the world and let their banks parasite off us forever

You just racemix and be degenerate

>> No.2198087

>>2198081
see my post:
>>2197967

>> No.2198088

>>2198081
Ethereum.

>> No.2198089

>>2198006
Bittrex
Sorry for the late reply. Had to go somewhere

>> No.2198090

>>2198017
Bittrex right now
>>2198057
It's very active again now, I know the devs.

>> No.2198091

>>2198086
i got a sis living there since forever, so no need to pretend that your country is a paradise.

>> No.2198092

>>2198081
Here someone recommends: >>2198088 - it's a popular choice but keep in mind Ethereum has no hard cap on supply

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>>2197883
i remember reading about some guy on the who was raging because he had like a $2 million worth of btc he bought for like $30 back in the day stored on an old pc, which he ended up throwing away kek.

theres probably hundreds of stories like this.

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2198094

>>2198057
Only on 4chan can you get this up to date info on cryptocurrencies while spreading Jew truths and memeing for an Egyptian frog god

>> No.2198095

>>2198090
come on, we know you just watch the conversations on irc. no need to say you are friends.

>> No.2198096

>>2198087

thank you sir

>> No.2198097

>>127202778
Poloniex doesn't have BlockNet anymore.
It does have Decred though.

I don't advise you use Poloniex right now, it's too overcrowded. If you need support you will have to wait weeks to receive a response to a support tickets - look at the TrollBox and see the number of complaints

>> No.2198098

>>2198091
If you're rich it is

Our politicians literally get to fuck and eat kids for satanic gods

>> No.2198099

>>2198097
Ya. I was thinking of Decred. Deleted my comment.

>> No.2198100

>>2198094
well, yeah, this is the only place you can do this shit all together.
but if you are for real info, this is not the place and i'm not going to tell it where it is.

HOW MANY OF YOU MOFOS KNOW WHAT IS A SEGWIT? WHAT IS BIP148?

>> No.2198101

>>2198095
Not friends... I just know them. We talked maybe 2 or 3 times only. I just follow BlockNet development closely, and it's speeding up now

>> No.2198102

>>2198096
You're welcome. Some day when you're wealthy you'll remember the Slovenian who changed your life with that advice :)

>> No.2198103

WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON 1 AUGUST MOFOS?

pay attention goys. when you look too much closely to something you miss all the rest.

>> No.2198104

>>2198089
tnx for the heads-up compatriot, I'll chuck in several hundred and hodl

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>>2197997

It hasn't even been 10 years.
Not every cuck lives on a 1 week schedule like you.

Wait till it hits 10000$ and you will see the dump of the century

>> No.2198106

$100 worth of bitcon is worth $79 million. I have/had $10 worth. It was life changing.

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>>2198098
> fuck and eat kids for satanic gods

>> No.2198108

>>2198098
>eat

pizzagate development or are you memeing?

>> No.2198109

>>2198102
If it winds up being true, this is how you start positive stereotypes

From now on whenever some goy mentions your country we will barge in and say "HEY THEY ARE THE NOT NIGGERS"

>> No.2198110

>>2198104
Very wise decision, you won't regret it :)
just 4 mil supply... and it has the potential to become the "internet of blockchains" - if it reaches its full potential, and I believe it will, it could not only go 100x in price (to $300), but even 1000x
Decentralized exchange is a game changer

The other projects that are trying to do this like Waves, BitShares, Lykke etc- I know them all, but they are not REALLY decentralized...

>> No.2198111

>>2198102

i will. its pretty much exactly like you said, i'm a burger well below the poverty line making $300 a week at my job. i don't really have a lot of hope to move up. i've been constantly looking for ways to invest the money that i have without doing anything illegal, but its tough. youve given me a little framework to get started.

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>>2198042

Mooncoin is going to 500 sats before July.
You faggits heard it here first.

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2198113

Who ETH here?

Holding 22

>> No.2198114

>>2198109
Thank you <3

>> No.2198115

1 Aug/17
write on your calendar.

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>>2198107
Literally, if you can think of it, they're gettin away with it here

>> No.2198117

>>2198111
>$300 a week

Doesnt matter what you do. Youll never make enough to do anything in this world

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2198118

>>2198108
They never leave survivors marty

>> No.2198119

>2017
>not investing in mealworms

>> No.2198120

I just put my entire savings in to bitcoins. Roughly 60,000 USD so it better fucking grow or i will become pissed off.

>> No.2198121

>>2198117

define "anything"

>> No.2198122

>>2198114
Why you think we hate all the fucking Canadians?

Hope they all get blown up by a muslim

>> No.2198123

>>2198120
well you are just the dumbbest son of a cunt there is now aren't ya

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>>2198116
what's some high quality shitposting mate.

eat kids? come on.

>> No.2198125

>>2198112
>he fell for the shilling
research your shitcoin before you plunge in with lunch money mommy gave you

>> No.2198126

>>2198093
I bought 400 btc at $0.75 a pop back in the college. I used it to buy drugs. Fucking kill me.

>> No.2198127

>>2198121
Inflation will merk your ass, youre too low, literally doesnt matter what you do with such chump change

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2198129

>>2198081

mooncoin

>> No.2198128

>>2198123

Sometimes you've got to gamble.

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>>2198029
>It will always a be a commodity that can be exchanged for other things of value, no matter what happens.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102
>Executive Order 6102 is a United States presidential executive order signed on April 5, 1933, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt "forbidding the Hoarding of gold coin, gold bullion, and gold certificates within the continental United States". The effect of the order, in conjunction with the statute under which it was issued, was to criminalize the possession of monetary gold by any individual, partnership, association or corporation.

>> No.2198131

>>2198121
Don't listen to the depressing anon
I was making $1000 a month in a shitty soul-crushing job
And now I don't have to work anymore because crypto investments

If you invest in something already big like BTC or ETH it cannot go 100x, obviously

But smaller projects CAN, and some WILL. Even 1000x if you catch an early one.

>> No.2198132

>>2197887
Is love

>> No.2198133

>>2198128
sorry for your loss

>> No.2198134

>>2198126
>400 btc
>$963992 today

fucking hell lad

>> No.2198135

the kid fell on the "Kid's eating machine"

>> No.2198136

>>2198131
How low can I start with to get my feet wet?

>> No.2198137

>>2198133

Whatever. Give me your email so i can taunt you when i am rich you son of a bitch.

>> No.2198138

>>2198127

that might be true, but i'm not going to let you decide my fate

>>2198131

thanks again, i'm reading up now

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>>2198126
Dude...

>> No.2198140

>>2198137
would you give us your e-mail so we can taunt you when you get to be poor?

>> No.2198141

>>2198125

You don't have to be mad.
But i will save this and post on /pol/ when we reach 100 sats.

Deal?

>> No.2198142

>>2198130
Fucking retard, like any real man would ever give up his gold.

Plenty of people buried their stash and went from rich to elite over the Great Depression

And you think in a world where governments are seizing gold your digifiat will be reliable? lol

So many people are going to get bodied over the next 10 years its going to be insane

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>>2198124
It's not SHITPOSTING

It's truthbombing

>> No.2198143

>>2198126

Yeah but would you really have hold on to them by now? I doubt it. You would have sold during on of those early dips.

>> No.2198145

>>2198137
>inb4 he bruteforces your email and ends up stealing your btc.

>> No.2198146

>>2198140

Yeah it's "richmotherfuckerfuckyouasshole@fuckmail.ass"

>> No.2198147

>>2198138
Im just telling you your grind is pointless. You dont have even 1/10 of enough to "invest" with. youre not at that level.

Instead of investing you should be looking into coming up with a way to generate more income like an online business. Youre literally too poor for investing

>> No.2198148

>>2198144
ok. since i never made a research on this subject, ill give you the benefit of the doubt.
but let me make you a question: have you researched for yourself? where? what's the sources? static html webpages? breitbart? cnn? rt?

>> No.2198149

>>2198146
no, i want your actual e-mail, not the one you are dreaming of.

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2198150

>>2198126
Also you have been immortalized.

>> No.2198161

ugh
my eyes hurt
i hate this redirect
cya goys

>> No.2198163 [DELETED] 

I just put my entire life savings in to bitcoins. Roughly 60,000 USD.

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2198179

we /biz/ now

>> No.2198222

>>2197887

Do not ask what happened to the kid, ask what is happening to the kid

>> No.2198233

>>2198222

They say that if you keep really quite you can still hear the rubber bands vibrate in the distance.

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>>2198179
I am ready for this new life.

>> No.2198274

>>2197883
When bitcoin's falling "analysts" and "experts" say it's going to zero. When it's rising, they say it's going to a gorrilion.

>> No.2198289

>>2198142
>And you think in a world where governments are seizing gold your digifiat will be reliable? lol
It is more reliable already. Gold transfer over borders is heavily regulated and taxed. When crypto penetrates these regulation with ease.

Of course government can effectively ban anything if they want it hard but banning physical media is much easier.

>> No.2198294

>>2198105
I like how it predicted the dip at ~$2500

>> No.2198326

>>2197883
cut my
>ethwallet
to pieces

>> No.2198504

>>2198105

alrite learn me senapi.

the ladle and bowl on the fine graph you have there- wat? is tis some kind of hypothetical truism,or a pattern that has been observed?

or have you randomy stuck a ladle and a owl next to a single graph that happens to form those shapes?

>> No.2198549

>>2197974
even worse, literally feudalism. In your shitty system, rich people like Roger Ver could dictate policies with their retardness. No thanks.

>> No.2198699

>>2198150
It just didn't click in those early days. I realized during the 2013 bubble that crypto wasn't going to go away. Glad I did.

>> No.2198816

>>2198058
>not noticing the druid

piss off normalfag

>> No.2198993

>>2197984
And when do I sell it

>> No.2199015

>>2198233
>>2198222
>>2198080
>>2197909
>>2197905
>>2197903
holy kek this site really does a number on my sides sometimes

>> No.2199025

>>2197887
Unable to escape from the kingdom of the moles.

>> No.2199044

>>2198016
if I had that many BTC, I would certainly not keep them with coinbase