Elon's product is named LINK

[Anonymous No.21970286]

Maybe morons will think LINK = $LINK and will dump their money into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVvmgjBL74w&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.21970311]

>>21970286
>bring out the pigs

the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.21970331]

>>21970311
I hope they have a fucking seizure live

[Anonymous No.21970353]

[Anonymous No.21970395]

Based Gertrude shitting on musk

[Anonymous No.21970426]

literally no one is going to use your shitty cryptocurrency. it will never have widespread adoption EVER. thus its value is 0 and always will be.

[Anonymous No.21970428]

>>21970286

$1024 LINK EOY

[Anonymous No.21970448]

this is fucking terrifying

[Anonymous No.21970480]

>>21970286
>pigs on a treadmill.
If anyone finds this funny.

[Anonymous No.21970485]

>>21970448
Bet it makes vidya and cooming better.

[Anonymous No.21970494]

>>21970286
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.21970495]

>>21970286
a-are the pigs going to be okay?

[Anonymous No.21970542]

This is honestly blowing my mind, he is setting a precedent for literally putting your brain in a vat and having it control a robotic cyborg body.. holy fuck the future is going to be wild

[Anonymous No.21970550]

>>21970311
Pigs = Goycattle = (You)

Welcome to the Matrix anon

[Anonymous No.21970552]

>>21970448

What's terrifying is that this stuttering pothead of a man is telling me he's going to fix my brain

[Anonymous No.21970560]

Someone needs to stop this man.

[Anonymous No.21970580]

>>21970395
Basde Gertrud

[Anonymous No.21970591]

Isn't Elon terrified of rogue AI? But he's advocating for this? kek

[Anonymous No.21970611]

>>21970591

He thinks we have to beat AI by becoming it

[Anonymous No.21970640]

>>21970286
There's no way Elon isn't just a front man for other more powerful groups, right? Why is it always brain chips? lol

[Anonymous No.21970666]

"you can remove it or upgrade it"
RPG IRL GUYS!
UPGRADE YOUR BRAIN!
GET THE CHIP, ANON, IT'S UNDER YOUR HAIR IF YOU HAVE HAIR

[Anonymous No.21970768]

>>21970640
You're right. If you do research on Musk you'll start to see it. Here's something as a breadcrumb https://www.corbettreport.com/all-hail-elons-martian-technocracy/
Now how much you believe about "Space" and "Space Travel" will get you seeing a whole other side of bullshit depending on how far you go and how far you are willing to seek the truth.

[Anonymous No.21970775]

black guy seems so fucking bored

[Anonymous No.21970947]

>>21970286
>guys AI is the biggest threat to existence
>here put this chip in your brain
My guy needs to lay off the weed

[Anonymous No.21970972]

"we can create any combination of waveforms with our electrodes"

they are gonna put ads straight into the normie brains

[Anonymous No.21970975]

>>21970666

https://youtu.be/XzE7S3na3J0

UPGRADE YOUR GREY MATTER
CUZ ONE DAY IT MAY MATTER

[Anonymous No.21970992]

>>21970768
This 1953 Werner von Braun book naming Elon as the future "Leader of Mars" is a fucking bizarre coincidence. Thanks for the link, anon.

[Anonymous No.21971014]

"how does this prevent interference from other wave forms like [...] radio?"

they are literally hacking normie brains with radio waves

[Anonymous No.21971032]

>>21970286
This is Theranos tier horseshit.
How dumb do you have to be to think you can interface hardware with the human brain?

[Anonymous No.21971080]

>>21970286
I'm fucking scared.

[Anonymous No.21971121]

[Anonymous No.21971135]

"yes in the future i believe you will be able to save and replay memories."

they are gonna put our brain on the blockchain

[Anonymous No.21971163]

>>21971135

They will promise eternal heaven, but we will end up in eternal hell

[Anonymous No.21971191]

>>21971135
>tfw my own memories will be using the LINK network

[Anonymous No.21971231]

>>21971191

what if you stake your stinkies against your memories? the bigger the stake, the more trustworthy the memories, yes?

[Anonymous No.21971360]

>>21971014
EMC/EMI is an important part of any electrical design. Of course, I don't expect any of Musk's companies to be competent enough to design for it. I wouldn't be surprised at all if people's chips stopped working every time they turned on the microwave, and if they praised it as an "amazing feature".

[Anonymous No.21971363]

>>21971231
They weren't kidding when they said the future would be unrecognizable to what we know now.

[Anonymous No.21971428]

>>21971363

what if people "trust" high-stake memory databases more than low-stake memory databases? and people want to rent "more trustworthy" memories?

what if the FBI wants to buy your thoughts?

[Anonymous No.21971460]

>>21970286
holy fuck the microchip chink just described chainlink when asked about security

[Anonymous No.21971479]

>>21971014
As someone who works in med devices the government makes you meet certain criteria for cyber security/ interference for any device which uses electricity and can connect to a wireless network. They are terrified of someone unleashing a randomware attack on people who have pacemackers or something like that.

[Anonymous No.21971494]

Ok Im done I dont want to play Cyberpunk 2020 anymore. I quit Im going home.

[Anonymous No.21971538]

>>21971479
You've got to remember that Elon's products do amazing things like:
>Catch on fire when there's literally no way to get out of the back seats without electricity
>Have rear bumpers shaped like scoops that rip themselves off when you drive through a puddle
>Just refuse to work when you have software one version out of date

I don't expect them to have any EMC understanding whatsoever, let alone Tempest/EMSEC. Their products are fundamentally unsafe and they have no interest in fixing it.

[Anonymous No.21971589]

>>21971538
Which is why a glorified hand buzzer that you put in your skull is never going to get greenlit for consumers.

[Anonymous No.21971630]

Who is behind Elon? I dont think this kooky loon alone is responsible for pushing so many space projects and now brain-tech.

[Anonymous No.21971633]

>>21971589
I hope not, but I'm also worried that he'll pull some strings to get them pushed through certification even when they aren't ready. I'll never ever ride in a Tesla because of their safety, but they've somehow still become the biggest US auto manufacturer. Let's not forget Starlink shitting up the entire night sky and ruining astronomy forever, he just did it without any consultation and then said "whoops lol it's too late".

[Anonymous No.21971654]

>>21970286
wasn't this guy warning us about AI a couple years ago?

[Anonymous No.21971685]

>>21971630
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.21971731]

>>21971633
Source on it shitting up astronomy? Not a musk cultist just wanna see what damage it's done

[Anonymous No.21971750]

>If you live long enough even one is going to have some brain disorder

fuuuuuuuuuu

Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.21971787]

>>21971654
What if Elon is merely the construction of an AI from the future falsely leading us astray to help aid in its creation?

[Anonymous No.21971854]

>>21971163

It’s called San Junipero episode of Black Mirror.

It’s actually a very lighthearted take on it also, which is why many normies thought it was a Black Mirror episode with a “happy ending.”

Fuck 90% of the Black Mirror eps are about this shit. They could do the one where the soldiers see the undesirables as literal monsters very easily with this, aka anyone that didn’t have a brain chip.

[Anonymous No.21971857]

>>21970611
if you can’t beat it. join it. only way to avoid rokos prophecy

[Anonymous No.21971879]

>>21970311
KEK

[Anonymous No.21971899]

>>21971633
He's need to have a semi-working product for him to even bother getting it certified, and we're still light years away from even approaching that.
A SINGLE neuron fires over 100 times in a second with an action potential of 40 MILLIvolts, sending a signal at 200 miles per hour to nearly 1,000 other neurons, all at the cellular level. To think that a microchip shoved into your skull will be capable of plugging itself into your memories is deluded, retarded, or both.
At most this tech will help out someone with brain trauma by stimulating specific locations (e.g. a mute who has damage to Broca's area) and even that is light-years in the future.

[Anonymous No.21971907]

>can be done without general anethsesea

owie

[Anonymous No.21971916]

>predicting the future movement of a living being by reading brainwaves
isnt this literally the plot of Devs?

[Anonymous No.21972064]

This is surreal as fuck, Im glad I dont smoke weed anymore watching this.

[Anonymous No.21972068]

>>21971135

Can I buy other people's memories? My life is pretty boring...

Will I be a pedo if I just replay the memory of me and my 10/10 teenager girlfriend fucking over and over? (I was a teen at the time)...

[Anonymous No.21972104]

>>21971633
>somehow still become the biggest US auto manufacture
hes getting money from the fed for every car that is sold.

[Anonymous No.21972138]

>>21972104

I honestly don't give a fuck. With all the bank, airline, big corp bailouts multiple times over the years why should I give a shit if a company actually making cool shit that I can spend my Link gains on get's a few shekels from the money printer.

[Anonymous No.21972179]

I am going to go have some nitemares now. good night /biz/

[Anonymous No.21972191]

have they ever addressed security/privacy

[Anonymous No.21972198]

>>21971428
No one replied but I've been thinking about this for 40 minutes. Really crazy to imagine but an actually plausible future.

[Anonymous No.21972206]

>>21972138
cool but you gotta call it for what it is. Elon is a fucking retard who is sucking from the govs tit and acting like a genius. You had unlimited money you too could smoke a bunch of pot or take lsd and come up with some zaney shit

[Anonymous No.21972236]

>>21972068
Same, it would fix all this misery

[Anonymous No.21972248]

>>21972138
cool but you gotta call it for what it is. Elon is a fucking retard who is sucking from the govs tit and acting like a genius. You had unlimited money you too could smoke a bunch of pot or take lsd and put into practice your stupid drug fueled ideas

[Anonymous No.21972251]

i just bought 9 link . will i make it?

[Anonymous No.21972272]

>>21971916
Thought the same

[Anonymous No.21972301]

>>21970448
>this is fucking terrifying

[Anonymous No.21972312]

>>21970286
What do you think links the link?

[Anonymous No.21972319]

>>21971731
Go to /sci/
There's usually a post going regarding how starlink has fucked astronomy.
Reason being is the immense amount of sats they have and plan to put up in order to get world internet leads to space imagry getting fucked.
I personally think its the price we must pay for human advancement but I understand others position.

[Anonymous No.21972357]

>>21972319
Who fucking cares. Future observation will be from space. Probably from satellites if not space stations.

[Anonymous No.21972376]

>>21970542
I would credit that precedent to Jewish-made media

[Anonymous No.21972378]

>>21971428
imagine a sensitivity training seminar where you have to experience the memories of POCs who have been targets of institutional racism

[Anonymous No.21972431]

>>21972357
Also keep in mind that Elon isn't the only one who intends to do this. Bezos as well has expressed his intent to create a satellite swarm to provide internet. Imagine Elons system scaled up to 100x where it is now (the plan) plus additional systems.
The end result would likely be a night sky where you literally can no longer make out the celestial bodies that used to make up our previously established night sky.
Like I already said, I don't personally care much as I see it as an unfortunate loss in the inevitable advancement of humanity, but its important to know why there is uproar.

[Anonymous No.21972438]

>>21970286
He was right. Let God take care of evolution. This is some Revelation style bs.

[Anonymous No.21972466]

>neuralink
ah yes
>hey BROOO, i got this hot new idea
>its like a completely new concept, ...
>... called ... SCHIZOPHRENIA!
>now you can beam the voices directly in your head
just which mental midget thought that this would be a even remotely good idea?

[Anonymous No.21972471]

The press conference today exposed the stuttering pothead that runs this scam.

[Anonymous No.21972530]

Imagining LINKing to your wifes brain while she is in the throes of ecstasy being pounded by a big black cock

[Anonymous No.21972533]

>>21970286

>tfw you can finally become the link node
>tfw your brain will produce thousands of dollars a day for merely existing and having a internet connection

[Anonymous No.21972581]

>>21972068
Now just who the fuck is this Jason Parser fellow and why do I continue to hear his name, especially on this board?

[Anonymous No.21972612]

>>21972530
honestly thats the only reason i'd even considered getting one desu the idea of being able to real time sync my prostaste implant with her pelvic sensors to feel the maximum penetration of our bulls dildonic implant has to be the peak of modern technological aspiration

[Anonymous No.21972637]

>>21972612
kek

[Anonymous No.21972649]

Would verifiable randomness help to ensure the encryption used by neuralink is secure?

[Anonymous No.21972669]

>>21972649
>trusting a wireless signal
kek this shit is gonna be comp'd in under 12 months just like the pacemakers

[Anonymous No.21972714]

Dont want Russians reading my brain :(

[Anonymous No.21973029]

>>21972649
>Would verifiable randomness help to ensure the encryption used by neuralink is secure?

[Anonymous No.21973872]

>>21972319
Starlink makes project blue beam 100% doable.
Who the fuck has the right to get your sky completely FULL of fucking satellites?
Its even worse coming from a private company. There should be an international voting for things like this.
Cable internet is everywhere, getting millions of satellites to connect only the rural areas is not a convincing excuse at all
Imagine when these things starts to fall off. (Yes, every satellite eventually does)

[Anonymous No.21973918]

>living in the year 2460
>downloading a memory of someone who lived in 2074
>it's a terrorist attack
>discuss the feels on /pol/

that is what the future will be like. endless consuming of memories. no identities or real personal experiences.

Why would you bother traveling the world, when you can just download a memory of it?

[Anonymous No.21974024]

>>21973918
Why would you download a memory if you can actually travel
By 2400 airplane tickets will be so cheap worldwide, if we use airplanes at all and not a particular spacecraft

[Anonymous No.21974092]

>>21974024
I'm starting to feel better in our present times, because I know for sure I already hate the future.
Thanks Elon now kys

[Anonymous No.21974130]

>>21970768
>söybettreport
Why won't he blame the real (((architects of 9/11)))?

[Anonymous No.21974135]

>>21972378
So this will be more like propaganda straight to your brain instead of sense enhancing. Yeah sounds like marxist fever dreams. Kek institutional racism. Two fuzzy terms with no actual meaning. Typical marxist

[Anonymous No.21974207]

>>21973872
>Who the fuck has the right to get your sky completely FULL of fucking satellites?
turns out it wasn't your sky in the first place

[Anonymous No.21974853]

>>21970286
when is based elon going to add "auto-live" functionality where you can rent your body out to mmo players?

[Anonymous No.21974887]

>>21971460
What exactly?

[Anonymous No.21975004]

>>21971460
imagine thinking corporations wont just develop their own json parsing tech variation fork instead of paying some non coding background fat russian

[Anonymous No.21975172]

This world needs to burn and it shall, very soon. Come, Lord Jesus.

[Anonymous No.21975194]

musk is the spawn of satan pushing the jewish transhumanist agenda, first they broke down national identity, then they broke down racial identity, then gender identity and now they will finally break down the human identity itself rendering all of humanity lobotomised coomers with the mark of the beast stamped into their brain

[Anonymous No.21975782]

>>21970286
This is disgusting. All those comments of willing people too. Wtf what's wrong with them to be willing to go through with this!?

[Anonymous No.21975795]

>>21972378

N

[Anonymous No.21975875]

>>21972198

if you pool enough memory for a given event at a given point in time, you can reconstruct an event from the eyes of humanity. if you augment this with camera, IR, LIDAR data, you can provide the botnet with a complete picture of existence.

very disturbing.

[Anonymous No.21976286]

>>21974024
By 2400, they would have completely dusted the environment and many zones will be uninhabitable, the spots that you can live in will be under maximum police state while the elites will have thier own farms. The future will be filled with onions and vidya degenrate and you will all be installed with a technology "enhancement" from birth that will handicap your subconscious. While they milk your brain to fight off outer dimension beings as they fight for control among themselves to transcend into the ulimiate satanist.

[Anonymous No.21976531]

>>21970286
Pathethic link cucks

[Anonymous No.21976702]

>>21970448
this

>>21970353
kek'd

>>21970640
pretty sure he's a frontman for the CIA. I remember reading about how he and a bunch of other "businessmen", some of which had worked for the CIA, went to russia to buy rocket engines.
also, some anon found a DARPA project that is VERY similar to starlink a while ago: https://www.darpa.mil/program/blackjack
so he either copied all of this stuff from govt programs (likely, maybe he saw that there was money to be made) or he's literally a frontman.

[Anonymous No.21976831]

>>21976702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ6Z-ZnxEgk

[Anonymous No.21976911]

>>21976286
>While they milk your brain to fight off outer dimension beings as they fight for control among themselves to transcend into the ultimiate satanists.
Man is truly cursed.

[Anonymous No.21976988]

>>21976831
why are you even linking to that retarded video? the guy wants to sell his books on buzzwords and you a fucking retard for falling for his shit.

[Anonymous No.21977171]

>>21976988
>im a retard pretending to be smarter than everyone
GO fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.21977448]

>>21970448
You will get use to it, as you got used to all things you stopped seeing as terrifying or you never saw them as such. Mass surveillance is terrifying, wageslavery is terrifying, society in itself is terrifying, most people don't even think about it.

[Anonymous No.21977455]

>>21970286
>>21970311
>>21970331
>>21970353
>>21977448
>>21977171
>>21976988
>>21976911


Rolling for free .crypto domain names
>>21975581
>>21975581
>>21975581

[Anonymous No.21977818]

>>21977171
>a literal nobody
>sued Google, FB, neuralink, obama for "cultural genocide" and "misusing AI"
https://digitalcommons.law.scu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=3104&context=historical
https://theaiorganization.com/obama-google-bidens-clinton-schmidt-sued-in-fed-court-weaponized-ai-bio-tech-transfer-endangering-the-lives-of-all-people-complicity-to-slave-camps-china
top kek, this guy is a schizo

>>21977455
kys

[Anonymous No.21978617]

This type of invasive product is never going to work outside of already paralyzed humans. Someone will come with some headband EEG with an AI filtering neural noise doing the exact same thing without having to open your skull like a can and all the risk and liability that comes with it.
I'm mot even talking about glial reactions to a foreign body (unless he somewhat magically discovered the tech of the DE:HR plot).

[Anonymous No.21978652]

>>21977818
He's actually not that wrong, the world right now would permit this spying and personal data is kind of the new oil

[Anonymous No.21978678]

>he isn't looking forward to finally losing his humanity

nice try fleshcucks, you won't live to see LINK at $81K

[Anonymous No.21978741]

>>21970311
I admit I was not prepared for that, also it immediately made me think how many pig brains they scrambled before getting the working product. I'm extremely against animal testing

[Anonymous No.21978901]

>>21978741
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.21978969]

>>21970286
Unironically the commoner is stupid enough to actually think this

[Anonymous No.21979332]

>>21978678
This guy gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28dYUgnQJ5s

[Anonymous No.21979536]

>>21974130
I've wondered this. He avoids addressing questions asked of him about Chris Bollyn's ideas, and I think is basically scared of the repercussions of any sort of finger pointing. I'm sure he is in agreement, however, but would rather we all came to our own conclusions. It's too risky for him and he probably doesn't want shut down/killed etc

[Anonymous No.21979832]

>>21976831
this guy is full of shit.
5g is pretty much just park bench wifi. It barely even works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PLhxYIDwJs

[Anonymous No.21979885]

>>21978741
i like pork

[Anonymous No.21979923]

>>21970448
Watch Elon never get a Neuralink for himself.

[Anonymous No.21980374]

>>21971899
It's kinda fucked up that the best American hope of going to space and having some sort of high tech is a used cars salesman and TikTok. WTF is going on with you faggots?

[Anonymous No.21980393]

>>21972431
The day internet becomes mainstream from starlink or whatever gay shit Elon and co. come up with is the day I stop using the internet and go live in the woods.

[Anonymous No.21980799]

>>21970972
Do you fuckers finally understand why you need to get as much Chainlink as possible and hold it for as long as possible? LINK is unironically your only escape from this future

[Anonymous No.21981162]

>>21972581
Interpol is currently seeking the whereabouts of known terrorist Jason Parser. Parser is wanted for a number of international crimes including theft, murder, money laundering, drug trafficking, and destruction of property. Parser was last believed to have been sighted in New York, but recent information indicates that he may currently be operating in Paris.

Parser is approximately six feet tall, with silver facial tattoos and solid blue eyes -- the result of a rare genetic condition that he often conceals with a pair of sunglasses. Parser is extremely dangerous and should NOT be approached. Instead, if you believe you have seen him, contact your nearest police or security representative. There is currently a reward of c10,000 for information that leads to his capture or arrest.

[Anonymous No.21981213]

g-guys? doesn't this mean LINK will live rent-free in their heads? l-literally?

[Anonymous No.21981625]

>>21976702
https://www.newsweek.com/cia-mkultra-documents-files-remote-control-dogs-1250519

1970

[Anonymous No.21981788]

>>21970286

[Anonymous No.21982113]

>>21972357
>he thinks he will ever be allowed to leave this earth prison
Anon i...

[Anonymous No.21982156]

>>21970286
>get my new top of the line brain chip
>the chink who manufactured it hadn't slept in two weeks
>he made an assembly mistake
>install firmware update
>oops the chip is now beaming 500,000 lumens directly into my visual cortex, closing my eyes does nothing
>dial the helpline
>'hello this is chris rajavat, i will be your customer service representative, what seems to be the issue'
>AAAAAAAAH MY EYES PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP
>'sir, i appreciate your patience with this issue, please do not yell at me, we are currently aware of some hardware malfunctions with the chip you received sir, we can book a replacement appointment at your nearest neuralink clinic, i see from your registration data you live in new york? the nearest clinic is in maine, would you like me to book an appointment? the soonest one is in four weeks'
Thanks Elon, very cool.

[Anonymous No.21982276]

>>21975782
Hip to the trend lemmings

[Anonymous No.21982682]

>>21978741
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.21982961]

>>21972068
In cyberpunk 2077 it will be possible to relive memories of other people, some of these memories are illegal, such as robberies, murders, rape, etc. A bit like the snuff movies of our time.

https://youtu.be/ToWfeUEAeeQ?t=700

>bonus:
(Elon's wife)
https://youtu.be/Q4ZdkEiYvK0

[Anonymous No.21983022]

>>21973872
>Imagine when these things starts to fall off. (Yes, every satellite eventually does)
Especially those, because they are at very low altitude.

[daytraitor69 No.21983643]

>>21971787
u got it bud

[daytraitor69 No.21983696]

>>21972191
literally no

[Anonymous No.21983821]

>>21971854
The soldier one is a concept that's existed all throughout history. Making the enemy appear as the worst evil possible, real life monsters.

[Anonymous No.21983875]

>>21971121
Fukin based

[Anonymous No.21983967]

>>21970286
god damn that piggy makes some sick tunes though

[Anonymous No.21984941]

>>21970286
anime land when???

[Anonymous No.21985057]

>>21971787
this tbfh

[Anonymous No.21985133]

>>21973918
this is already my life, endlessly watching youtube videos

[Anonymous No.21985758]

>>21978741
if pigs were smart and would be doing tests on humans they wouldnt give a fuck about you

[Anonymous No.21985825]

smart contract verified neural neuralink IDs
real mark of the beast shit

[Anonymous No.21986007]

>>21978741
based

[Anonymous No.21986400]

We are already living in a virtual reality you cunts. You think this is real communication? You're getting stimulated by chatting to people online, watching TV and playing video games. Your brain doesnt even know the difference and releases the same "feel good" sensations. Its all in your head.