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Price level for a few days now, steadily increasing. Dev announced big update for TONIGHT. Get in here NOW, coomers.

https://coomer.cash/

>> No.21969283

what new updates? are you talking about the smartcon?

>> No.21969289

>>21969152
COOM TO THE MOON

>> No.21969312

get fucked dipshit retard fag

>> No.21969358
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>>21969152
ready for moon!

>> No.21969372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HETWpRZJgns

>> No.21969426

>>21969152
If dev announces something good I’ll blow myself and swallow it and then buy 20M coom. He’s just fucking with you so you don’t jump ship idiots. No updates at all

>> No.21969455

>>21969312
Shut up BedCaz

>> No.21969661
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>>21969426
how about you give me 5 million of that 20 million that you buy once dev launches update? Update will 10000% launch

>> No.21969822

>>21969661
And if I’m right I’ll stuff your poophole. Deal?

>> No.21969925
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>>21969822
DEAL!!!! The update launches today in a few hours so you better be around. Keep a tab open for this thread and refresh it.

>> No.21969947

>the biz tards used to laugh about COOM
>They won't be laughing any longer.

>> No.21970022
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We just got listed on BLOCK FOLIO! I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

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21970087

lol they listed COOM on Blockfolio. If there are updates from the dev team today, it's legit gonna moon.

>> No.21970454

>>21969152
is it flash minting? lmao is it usable right now?

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>>21969426
>21969426
Dev just announced it would release 1 hour from now. Get ready to buy 20 million coom and send me 5 million of them

>> No.21970657

>>21970454
can someone answer my question? are the details announced yet?

>> No.21970791

How do you buy on Uniswap now? WTF?

>> No.21970823

>>21970791
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

>> No.21970891

>>21970823
My nigga.

>> No.21971029

>>21970823
Is there a way to do it from the app?

>> No.21971069
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21971069

it's happening

>> No.21971126

>>21971069
that's 30 minutes from now

>> No.21971147

>>21971029
https://twitter.com/CryptoGogo3/status/1297275585102848001

>> No.21971179
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>>21971126
>>21971069
exactly 30 minutes is when the new update launches. I CAN'T WAIT

And this anon will send me 5 million cooms
>>21969822
>>21969426

>> No.21971267

>>21971029
Only way I know how to do it on mobile is to install the metamask app and use its built-in browser to access uniswap V2. Otherwise, here's a simple tutorial for desktop:
https://youtu.be/EaxYetbFGuI

>> No.21971299

>>21970454
>>21970657
Not flash mintable yet. That's coming in a few weeks.

>> No.21971303

>>21971267
Uniswap really screwed to pooch.

>> No.21971352

>>21969152
Let me guess the dev is going to exit scam at 8pm. Gonna enjoy watching you all rage, you deserve it for buying something called "coom"

>> No.21971364

I used to be able to watch the live chart in Coinbase.

>> No.21971459

>>21971364
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coomcoin

>> No.21971488

I think a name change will make exchanges more apt to adopt it. We'll always know it's COOM while counting our money.

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>>21971352
stick around and find out sneed

>> No.21971531

>>21971502
You have to jump through hoops to buy it there though.

>> No.21971550

>>21971352
DR;NS

>> No.21971616

T minus 15 to updates! Good moment to buy some $COOM

>> No.21971734

5 minutes from now!!

>> No.21971740

dev will announce he was sergey nazarov this whole time

>> No.21971744

>>21971734
>>21971616
already up 8%, edging hard rn

>> No.21971772

>>21971740
in other words satoshi nakamoto

>> No.21971774
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>>21971740
inb4 identity reveal

>> No.21971908
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21971908

he did it

>> No.21971985

>>21971908
am i rich now?

>> No.21972067

https://coomer.cash/semen-retention-tokens/

>> No.21972156
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>>21969426
dev just launched the update. Pay up!!!

>> No.21972174

>>21969426
KEK YOU HAVE TO PAY NOW

>> No.21972214

Can anyone else not stake? It's only saying something went wrong.

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>>21972214

>> No.21972274

lol it's breaking and falling apart.

as expected.

your coin is dead. just drop it already.

you guys are fucking pathetic

>> No.21972277

>>21972156
>>21972174
I don’t have to do shit. I don’t understand what that update means anyway. I won’t buy your shitcoin and even if I do I won’t send you a penny retard

>> No.21972316

>>21972277
You are the definition of a sore loser kys faggot don’t make promises you can’t keep

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>>21972245
>>21972156
i fucking love this lol. coomcoin and semen retention token. fuck yes. i dont give a fuck if the UI is broke 2 mins in. based coomerdev will fix it, ill yank the snake one last time, then get rich with all you degenerates

>> No.21972446

>>21972277
>No updates at all
cringe

>> No.21972561

I'm gonna outlast all you Coomers, and then I win.

>> No.21972619

>>21972277
Don't be a sore loser anon, you agreed to this deal.

It's SEMEN RETENTION TOKEN, holders get rewarded coom (semen retaining) while sellers get punished (ejaculating)

>> No.21973301

>>21969152
retaining my semen for an enormous load