/smg/ Stocks 2020

[Anonymous No.21962698]

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[Anonymous No.21962812]

When is it going to dump?

[Anonymous No.21962844]

earning plays for next week:

>SPWH sporting/outdoor goods, had -7/+7% swings this week after dollar store earnings
>MOMO undervalued chinese social/karaoke app with huge growth
>TTC lawn mowers, irrigation, land development equipment

[Anonymous No.21962857]

>>21962812
you literally just missed it.. that was the dump

[Anonymous No.21962926]

rate my longterm holdchad folio

[Anonymous No.21962958]

>>21962926
Too many things that are not TQQQ

[Anonymous No.21962963]

crab day zzz

[Anonymous No.21962998]

i miss hot meme stocks of the week.

[Anonymous No.21963005]

>>21962926
>based/10

[Anonymous No.21963038]

wtf I wrong with this gay market?
It pumps when a virus is killing businesses BUT APPLE IS NOT WHEN THE SPLIT IS ON FUCKING MONDAY

[Anonymous No.21963251]

Why's the thread dead? Also where can i find next weeks earnings capl calendar?

[Anonymous No.21963378]

I want BBTB to be a new acronym that means Buffet Bought the Bottom

[Anonymous No.21964328]

/smg/ is literally a JIDF group

[Anonymous No.21964346]

>>21963038
clown market

[Anonymous No.21964398]

I kinda dont know what to invest into anymore. I bought AMD and MSFT. And these are much higher compared to when i bought in.
What do i do?

[Anonymous No.21964478]

>>21964398
idk im starting to play around with options.. can't hold anything in this clown market anyway

[Anonymous No.21964509]

>>21964478
I am holding MSFT and AMD right now. And i still dont want to sell them because i think both will go up.

[Anonymous No.21964841]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENzMHqoE7Yc

TSLA FUD is starting to brew

[Anonymous No.21964858]

Closed my weird SWBI/AOUT call for 40% higher than the going price, dafuq? Did I unlock Jew powers

[Anonymous No.21964894]

What country should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.21964921]

i lie to ding sis sometimes

[Anonymous No.21964946]

>>21964894

[Anonymous No.21964980]

>>21964894
Taiwan
Israel
Singapore

[Anonymous No.21965009]

these charts be wildin right now desu famalampai

[Anonymous No.21965049]

ANONS, IVE BEEN TRADING FOR A MONTH!!! I just found out about Debit Spreads. I know people will call me stupid, but I would like to learn more. So if I'm understanding this right, the max I can lose on this is is $115, right? No weird shenanigans with being assigned shares that will catch me off guard, right?

[Anonymous No.21965052]

>when the market opens

[Anonymous No.21965077]

>>21965049
People buy and sell stocks
Buy when red sell when green
That easy

[Anonymous No.21965078]

>>21963038
kill SMALL businesses, not businesses with hundreds of billions of dollars of cash to weather any "virus" for years

[Anonymous No.21965083]

How fast are we expecting AAPL and TSLA to recover after the split?

[Anonymous No.21965085]

>>21964946
Cool fake picture. America never landed on the moon

[Anonymous No.21965088]

Time to set some precautionary Sell stops on Wayfair.
Anyone know why it's taking a shit today?

[Anonymous No.21965089]

Rate my portfolio

[Anonymous No.21965092]

>>21964921
Why would you betray our trust like that anon?

[Anonymous No.21965094]

>>21965083
1100

[Anonymous No.21965097]

seems to me that boomers are trying to cash out but everyone else is just buying every dip possible, my p/l graph looks like a fucking rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.21965100]

>>21964894
USA number 1

[Anonymous No.21965111]

>>21965083
>recovery
Idk if you retards have forgotten this but they're still UP ON THE WEEK

[Anonymous No.21965122]

Uh oh......

[Anonymous No.21965132]

>>21965088
Ran out of trafficked kids?

[Anonymous No.21965135]

did you buy tomboys?

[Anonymous No.21965140]

>>21965049
if you let it expire, you will make $125
you pay the premiums and if the total spread finishes in the money, you receive the difference between the two strikes x100 xhowever-many-spreads

so, 50 cents x100 x5 spreads = $250 total payout - $125 in premiums = $125 profit

if TQQQ finishes below $157.50, you lose the premiums and that's it, so $125

[Anonymous No.21965141]

>>21965122
how do I make money off this

[Anonymous No.21965145]

>>21965077
But what if its green but it could be even greener after some days? When do i know if its green enough?

[Anonymous No.21965164]

>>21965122
yep

I was kicked out of longs on BE
red week confirmed

[Anonymous No.21965169]

>>21965111
pretty nice when our worst problem is that we didn't gap up two weeks in a row, only one

[Anonymous No.21965171]

>>21965092
i don't want to make her sad she always uses so many exclamation points

[Anonymous No.21965178]

Feels so good knowing that just by investing my money now it will grow by 500% in the next two years, I will be ahead of all my peers simply by the virtue of not being retarded like they are.

I will probably buy a modest house for ~20K euros in my shithole country, get a modest car and a dog. Future is looking bright.

>>21965089
Where are you from and how do you pronounce Revolut?

[Anonymous No.21965180]

>>21964509
I'm holding AMD too. I'm debating buying more since I think it'll still climb after the xbox and ps4 deals. Not to mention the new 4000 CPUs that are just around the corner. I think they have new GPUs coming soon too.

[Anonymous No.21965182]

>>21965140
Alright, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Just wanted to make sure.

[Anonymous No.21965189]

If Tesla and Apple fall after the split, I might unironically not as a joke actually for real end my life.
This is my last hope to avoid eternal wageslavery. Please, Zeus, it has to happen ;___;

[Anonymous No.21965192]

good price point to get into GME? would like to sell a naked put

[Anonymous No.21965196]

>>21965135
how do I buy tomboys?

[Anonymous No.21965197]

>>21965089
>All that NIO
no one tell him

[Anonymous No.21965199]

Apple greening into close!

[Anonymous No.21965200]

last chance to get RHP under $40

[Anonymous No.21965209]

NRGU has had support between $2-3 for a long time now, and we just got news that oil demand is returning at a record pace. NRGU had the best day today it's had in a while, and I personally think it's going to recover to at least $20. Pre-covid, it traded around $35.

[Anonymous No.21965221]

AAPL CHADS, NOOOOW IISSSS OUURRRR TIIIIIMEEE

[Anonymous No.21965224]

>Continued from the last thread

What are people buying before close today and holding over the weekend?

UPRO looks decent but sort of high for the day, I could see it dropping after hours or over the weekend but I'm not sure

ARKK also looks good, just always leery of holding things over the weekend

[Anonymous No.21965225]

>>21965145
buy and hold for 30 days
If its not green after 30 days sell it

[Anonymous No.21965227]

Holy SHIT apple's shooting STRAIGHT UP

[Anonymous No.21965233]

TQQQ finishing strong

[Anonymous No.21965237]

LAST CHANCE TO BUY AAPL AND TSLA AT THIS MUCH OF A DISCOUNT. HISTORY BOOKS WILL TALK ABOUT THIS MOMENT BUY BUY BUY OOOOOOOOOoooOoooOoOoOo

[Anonymous No.21965245]

So what happens to Apple stock at close?

[Anonymous No.21965246]

>>21965180
ps5* whoops

[Anonymous No.21965247]

>>21965145
Buy when red
never sell
always buy red

[Anonymous No.21965249]

>>21965145
I use to invest 10k min.
When it hits 600 profit (enough to pay for my rent) I set my stoploss and see how far it goes.

[Anonymous No.21965250]

>>21962926
looks like mine, TQQQ, UPRO, FNGU, SOXL. Fuck trading non-leveraged, single stocks.

[Anonymous No.21965252]

REEEEEEE I SOLD ALL MY AAPL CALLS 10 MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.21965253]

>>21965189
even if it doesn't you can literally wait for a few weeks for it to recover and shoot to new ATHs, literally look at the history of apple splits

[Anonymous No.21965258]

When's NEURALINK announce?

When's TLSA battery announce?

Do people really use TSLA as a proxy to invest in Musk's other companies?

[Anonymous No.21965259]

> AAPL pumping

[Anonymous No.21965262]

Should i sell tesla and apple now becore theyre down 70% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21965270]

>>21965189
shut up they will be up eventually you retard even if they crash to 20 bucks
>hurrr buying high 6 months into a bullrun isn't a get rich quick scheme?! time to kms

[Anonymous No.21965275]

>he sold? pump it

OOOOOOOOO GREEN GREEN

[Anonymous No.21965284]

>Bid-Ask $0.20 - 0.25
>Buy call at $0.23
>It doesn't execute
>Buy call at $0.24
>It executes
>Stonk doesn't go up in 5 minutes
>Get bored and sell call at $0.24
>It doesn't execute
>Sell call at $0.23
>It executes
>MFW Robinhood

[Anonymous No.21965289]

>>21965182
we're gonna make it bro

[Anonymous No.21965294]

>>21965258
You could have typed those 2 exact questions into google and received your answers

[Anonymous No.21965299]

>>21965089
Sick.

[Anonymous No.21965301]

>>21965275

I want to fuck that mutt!

[Anonymous No.21965304]

>AAPL mooning EoD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21965317]

I need to celebrate this week with some vodka

[Anonymous No.21965327]

Power

Hour

[Anonymous No.21965345]

Pretty bullish way to close out next week is gonna be based af

[Anonymous No.21965347]

>>21965289
See you at the yacht parties, brother.

[Anonymous No.21965355]

>>21965245
Delisted on the NYSE

[Anonymous No.21965358]

>Apple
>Tesla
>Soxl
>FNGU
>TQQQ
lovely way to end a week

[Anonymous No.21965366]

BREAK OUT OF THE TOP OF THE RANGE AMD YOU FUCKING BITCH

DO IT

FUCKING DO IT

[Anonymous No.21965367]

>>21965245
Pain.

[Anonymous No.21965368]

>selling aapl

[Anonymous No.21965370]

VIX TO 22 IN 1 DAY
BULLISH POWER HOUR
END OF MONTH EQUITY BUY-UP

THIS IS THE POWER WEEK

[Anonymous No.21965374]

How did you do this week, /smg/?

Just enjoying my dividends coming in and made some good calls with V and NKE.

[Anonymous No.21965377]

DENN

[Anonymous No.21965378]

Apple just imploded LMAO!!!!

[Anonymous No.21965380]

>>21965355
This, replaced with Orange.

[Anonymous No.21965386]

Wish amazon would do fuckin anything at all

[Anonymous No.21965387]

God damn, I can’t wait to push a wheelbarrow full of cash into town to buy a loaf of bread

[Anonymous No.21965389]

>he bought back in?
>doomp it

[Anonymous No.21965402]

so is tesla going to trade on a split basis on monday?

[Anonymous No.21965407]

>>21965209
How long would you be willing to hold it? Isn't anything 3x leveraged extra risky?

[Anonymous No.21965425]

AUYoomers?

[Anonymous No.21965433]

Will the split show exactly at 4?

[Anonymous No.21965435]

COME ON, MICROSOFT
SCORE SOME FOOKIN GAINS

[Anonymous No.21965439]

>>21965402
No. The split is a literal 4chan hoax like that story that got run about Trump buying whores to piss on him.

[Anonymous No.21965461]

>>21965439
Sounds pretty based to me

[Anonymous No.21965471]

>>21965294
A big part of the reason why I ask questions on places like this is to interact with others and start discussions. I could find the vast majority of answers for all the questions I have by using google but where's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.21965473]

>TQQQ up 1.5
Thank you for showing me the light, /smg/

[Anonymous No.21965485]

>>21965425
I hate it.
I should have sold when you started posting trannies while shilling.

[Anonymous No.21965487]

How low will apple go post split?

[Anonymous No.21965494]

>the posts in the previous thread with sub 3% gains
listen, if your account is fucking four figures, or even five, and you're under 40. just take the fucking risk. stop being such an idiot. stop buying dividend garbage, oil stocks, banks, airlines etc. buy tech and what's trending. you have a huge upside with maybe a $2k downside. it's NOTHING
so yeah stop being a fucking pussy and start making money while the market is still retard strong. you have literally no reason to buy retarded boomer stocks that give +2% over several months when you're this young and your account is tiny

[Anonymous No.21965496]

>>21965487
$200

[Anonymous No.21965516]

>>21965496
God damn it.

It’s going to pump like fuck, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.21965517]

>>21965425
Who is this? Those are some sexy feet

[Anonymous No.21965518]

Looks like the Bears have won this one.

[Anonymous No.21965519]

>>21965496
Make it 120

[Anonymous No.21965524]

>>21965485
When did you get in

[Anonymous No.21965530]

>>21965461
He ain't the president for nothing and now Tesla stock will eclipse Bezos' big bald head as dumb zoomers take out payday loans to pay for le ebin split on Monday.

[Anonymous No.21965531]

I wonder how many million shares are going to be sold at the last second before close

[Anonymous No.21965544]

sold some gains to buy rust, was a comfy week even with the dip on thursday

[Anonymous No.21965545]

>Oil
>Next week

It’s coming. I advise you to get in Oul now. Screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.21965547]

APPLE SUB 500

[Anonymous No.21965552]

OH NO NO HERE COMES THE APPLE MARKET MAKER DUMP SO THE $500 STRIKE SPREADS AND CALL SELLERS GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.21965556]

What a shit show of a week

[Anonymous No.21965557]

>>21965547
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21965559]

Due to today's high volume the final piece of the Elliot wave has been marked. I'm not feeling so good, frens.

[Anonymous No.21965562]

5 MINUTES LEFT WHAT'S THE PLAY BOYS

[Anonymous No.21965569]

>>21965545
Got some calls for Royal Dutch Shell expiring in the middle of September at 13.50 euros where it's currently trading at like 12.60

[Anonymous No.21965572]

APPLE JUST SHED $5 IN 2 MINUTES

JEWISH TRICKERY

[Anonymous No.21965582]

>>21965552
This is why smart investors avoid options altogether.

[Anonymous No.21965587]

>>21965135
How much to nakadashi

[Anonymous No.21965593]

AAPL CALL SELLERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.21965594]

>>21965556
Feels like we've blew our loads a week before, there was no steam left for this week. Powell just gutted what was left of the hype.
Either Trump announces Stimulus this weekend or we're not going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.21965595]

soooo what's the deal with GME bros

[Anonymous No.21965596]

AMD OOOOO

[Anonymous No.21965601]

THAT EPIC FUCKING AAPL RUG PULL HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.21965605]

>>21965377
Yeah. :)

[Anonymous No.21965610]

>Dumping before close
BUY

[Anonymous No.21965616]

OY. VEY.

[Anonymous No.21965619]

[Anonymous No.21965625]

What the fuck?

>apple holders who held on the 24th will receive split shares on the 28th

How is bezinga still in business?

[Anonymous No.21965627]

>>21965601
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.21965626]

>>21965556

Yup this week feels like a complete cockblocking

[Anonymous No.21965628]

>>21965582
I have QQQ calls for January. I'm not worried in the slightest bit, but it's funny seeing people write spreads for barriers like 500 instead of just 495 or 490 then getting blown out by market makers covering their positions by forcing the price down.

[Anonymous No.21965630]

>>21965562
$16 strike call AAL expiring tuesday

[Anonymous No.21965631]

last chance to buy TSLA and set history in human history

[Anonymous No.21965633]

>>21965557
>>21965572
>>21965593
>>21965601
god do I hate boomers

[Anonymous No.21965639]

AAPL GONNA TANK TO $125 ON MONDAY AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21965643]

>>21965593
I think the call sells are doing all right in this scenario, it's the $500 strike buyers that are getting fucked

[Anonymous No.21965657]

>>21965559
SMELLIOT WAAAAAAAAAAAVES

[Anonymous No.21965660]

CMON AAPL 500 FOR THE SPLIT

[Anonymous No.21965662]

Apple $500 strike options BTFO'd by market makers
This is why you don't get greedy and go for slightly more OTM instead like 495

[Anonymous No.21965663]

>>21962698
im noticing lately that these /smg/ threads usually use girls frontline pics
Im thinking based
>nevgev
NEVERMIND UNBASED KILL (((YOU)))RSELF KIKE

[Anonymous No.21965668]

[Anonymous No.21965672]

Who bought Japan stocks? I'm surprised some of them are actually up after Abe is resigning.

[Anonymous No.21965680]

>>21965524
2nd week of august

[Anonymous No.21965688]

FINALLY I can get drunk and not worry about this shit for two days

[Anonymous No.21965689]

LMAOOO say goodbye to your Apple shares for $500 LOOOOOOOL
Absolutely and UTTERLY played by the market makers, Apple $500 strike sellers absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.21965691]

>AAPL Sub $500 Pre-Split
Bobos, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.21965695]

>>21965639
Pretty sure people will take their profits, sell then buy when its $60

[Anonymous No.21965697]

IT'S THE BOGGENING

[Anonymous No.21965698]

>>21965595
The business since axing their dividend cycles between $3-$6. I wouldn't trust any pump that doesn't occur as a result of actual news. It is heavily shorted though, so a prospective squeeze is possible some day.

[Anonymous No.21965711]

Ahhhhhh when will my split shares show up.

[Anonymous No.21965717]

Just bought a big-ass bag of UBX at 3.05. See you guys at +$5.

[Anonymous No.21965719]

>>21965663
Negev and tokarev are the ideal firearms to put my penis in.
You can leave.

[Anonymous No.21965722]

And here comes the after market pump

[Anonymous No.21965723]

>>21965557

[Anonymous No.21965731]

FUCKING BOOMERS DUMPED THEIR APPLE LAST MINUTE
OV VEY GOYIM GIMME THOSE 500 CALLS

[Anonymous No.21965739]

sweet jesus split shares on monday you've done the right thing anon

[Anonymous No.21965743]

Had a minute to capitalize there but looks like I did right to wait for a next week call

What's the hover area for Apple or EOD Monday?

The split's gotta wave up, but I'm guessing no more than a $2-3, 5-10 over the week at best

[Anonymous No.21965752]

>>21964894
What the fuck is going on in this picture?

[Anonymous No.21965756]

Gas the kikes 2020

[Anonymous No.21965758]

up 2.68% today. finished above my goal for the week

[Anonymous No.21965760]

the AAPL AAAAAAA's are all from weekly options gambling zoomers, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.21965769]

>Sell covered calls for next Friday
>Already up 10%
Why aren't you selling covered calls?

[Anonymous No.21965778]

>>21965695
They would’ve already taken their profits you mong. Cheap shares = pump time. You’re delusional if you think AAPL will ever hit $60

[Anonymous No.21965783]

Up like 0.8% today but just happy to be green at the end of this week. Got a couple more shares of FNGU to hold over the weekend, probably should have gone for SOXL but who really cares, gains are gains

[Anonymous No.21965788]

>>21965769
Because I don’t understand them

[Anonymous No.21965793]

>immediately pumps above $500 after your $500 strike calls expire worthless

Nothign personal kidd

[Anonymous No.21965808]

>>21965769
i sold covered calls on my RRGB and it immediately pumped like crazy all day long

[Anonymous No.21965809]

>>21965625
>buy Apple share on 23th
>hold til snapshot
>sell
>now I free have apple shares and money

[Anonymous No.21965813]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 1.64% today, gratata! Somehow my UVXY spread is green despite VIX being severely down, I've never seen a spread do this before. It unironical looks like my fills happened at radically different prices, did this happen at close yesterday and I didn't notice? Truly confused. Green across the board, a little worried spx failed to clear the high set last night in futures but hey if you only look at intraday it looks pretty bullish.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Great Falls, Montana!

[Anonymous No.21965815]

>>21965793
Played like a bunch of children.

[Anonymous No.21965820]

>cant get in on TQQQ or SPY before monday
am i going to miss my chance, greenchads?

[Anonymous No.21965823]

>$1 BILLION SHARES OF AAPL DUMPED IN 5 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.21965828]

KO quietly closed over +3%.

[Anonymous No.21965835]

>>21965691
500 in AH

[Anonymous No.21965840]

>>21965719
>tokarev
Based

[Anonymous No.21965846]

Stocks go up, this is easy

[Anonymous No.21965852]

>>21965769
what did you sell?

[Anonymous No.21965867]

>>21965793
>meanwhile im comfy holding 50 shares at 500 still that i probably won't sell until november

where are my buy&hold anons at? sure is gonna be a comfy weekend i tell you h'wut.

[Anonymous No.21965869]

>>21965809
I wonder how many retards actually did this and will be complaining about how they didn't get free shares on Monday

[Anonymous No.21965872]

>>21965813
Up 1.5% today. Up 5% on the week or so.
Did nothing today except for writing another FB 290 put because of the IV it has.

BABA, MSFT, FB with some good gains this week. AAPL as well.

Now sleepy time. Byebye

[Anonymous No.21965873]

>>21965813
up 1.36% for the day and 4.16% for the week. Gambling is getting addicting.

[Anonymous No.21965882]

>>21965557

[Anonymous No.21965888]

HOW MANY POST-SPLIT AAPL/TSLA SHARES ARE YOU HOLDING RIGHT NOW?
All we need now is any kind of stimulus in America to pump the fuck out of these and make us all rich.

[Anonymous No.21965889]

>>21965813
Good week. Up on bote, plane, denn, ko. Up on noc despite it doing a red today for ex div. I wanted to free up cash for next week so i trimmed pep position.

[Anonymous No.21965890]

>$1 BILLION SHARES OF AAPL DUMPED IN 5 MINUTES

retail $500 calls absolutely btfo'd

[Anonymous No.21965901]

>>21965813
What a coincidence. I'm down 1.64%, establish three days of red in a row. Ready for another red day on Monday.

[Anonymous No.21965906]

>>21965823
>barely below 500

how will optionsfags ever recover?

[Anonymous No.21965910]

Woah, I just witnessed the Bogs in action. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.21965912]

>>21965873
Don't gamble, Anon.
Take advantage of the one thing we know. Good stocks and markets go up long term.

[Anonymous No.21965916]

how hard is TSLA going to pump when they demo the neuralink at 6pm

[Anonymous No.21965925]

>>21962926
I have a similar portfolio for the riskier part of my investments: two ARK-funds, two leveraged tech-funds (TQQQ and FNGU), and TSM because I feel like I hear about it everywhere recently. I'm considering selling TSM in favor of SOXL or something similar though.
The largest share of my portfolio though, I have in safer boomer ETFs.

[Anonymous No.21965938]

>>21965916
Neuralink has even less to do with Tesla than Starlink and SpaceX.

[Anonymous No.21965941]

Can somebody explain to a total stocks retard how ETFs work and who makes money off of them when I give them money?

[Anonymous No.21965947]

>>21965557
lmao

[Anonymous No.21965952]

>>21965813
I made $8k this month total. Brokerage up 15%. If I add what I made working as well, then I made over $10k in August. Bros, is this what making it feels like? I'm going to get a pizza to celebrate, tonight Love you guys, I appreciate shitposting with all of you, and I hope you all have great returns as well

[Anonymous No.21965964]

>>21965813
Comfy +0.78% today, and +4.83% on the week! It's a little disappointing how the week ended considering how good the first three days were. RL and DENN had nice days today, AYX is making me question the decisions I've made in life. Sitting on quite a bit of cash, can't make up my mind and pull the trigger on something. Might just dump it in TQQQ idk. Now I get to stare at the wall for 40 and a half hours. Have a good weekend frens.

[Anonymous No.21965968]

>>21965867
I'm buy and hold apple forever (or at least until they get called away when I feel safe selling covered calls on them again)

Well, now that the weekly gamblers got BTFO on their split play, apple can resume in inexorable climb towards the stars

[Anonymous No.21965974]

Am I big investor man now?

[Anonymous No.21965976]

>>21965938
TSLA is the only available way to invest in any of them though

[Anonymous No.21965990]

>He has $500/495 put spreads on Apple?
>Dump it right below $500 so he gets assigned but his $495 put expires worthless. Then pump up the price on Monday open to $130 so he has to pay up $5 more per share.

[Anonymous No.21965997]

Just noticed TQQQ doesnt do dividends. So what incentive do investors have to buy the shares

[Anonymous No.21966000]

what will tesla be when it splits

[Anonymous No.21966004]

>>21965788
You buy 100 shares of a stock.
A call option represents 100 shares of a stock.
This allows you to sell 1 call.

>>21965808
Takes practice to sell the right calls. One big thing is just don't be greedy. If a "safer" strike only net $10 over the "risky" $30 profits, just stick with the safer strike.

>>21965852
INTC and LYFT

[Anonymous No.21966005]

>>21965601
>Dropped a whole four bucks.
>Epic

This is retarded even if it's a joke.

[Anonymous No.21966008]

>>21965938
They should just go ahead and replace TSLA with the MUSK ticker.

[Anonymous No.21966016]

Truly we have witnessed the great Boggening of our time.

[Anonymous No.21966028]

Man, who the fuck is Twitter so high on FNGU? It's almost a perfect ETF aside from that shit being weighed so heavily. If it took up a smaller portion that'd be fine. I'm guessing when the fund was created Twitter was a starchild that they assumed would moon as hard as Tesla did in the coming years?

[Anonymous No.21966037]

>>21965976
No it's not they're completely separated from each other, neuralink isnt going to get more funding because Tesla stock becomes bigger.

[Anonymous No.21966042]

>>21965968

[Anonymous No.21966050]

>>21965997
>Just noticed TQQQ doesnt do dividends. So what incentive do investors have to buy the shares
Massive gains?

[Anonymous No.21966054]

Loaded up on CLX calls before the close. We should go up on Monday I mean it already recovered quite nicely from 215.50 all the way to 217 so I'm not too worried about it.

[Anonymous No.21966063]

>NVDA over 525
can you feel it?

[Anonymous No.21966066]

>>21965625
what happens to the shares i just bought today?

[Anonymous No.21966074]

>>21966028
Maybe cut your FNGU a bit and buy the stock you actually want more off.

[Anonymous No.21966075]

>>21965997
If you put $10k in at ANY pointin 2010, you would have between $638k-850k today. That's insane gains

[Anonymous No.21966076]

>>21965941
https://youtu.be/OwpFBi-jZVg
At least ask Google before you ask us

[Anonymous No.21966077]

>>21966000
>TSLA $6,000 EOY confirmed

[Anonymous No.21966084]

>>21965249
Okay i have only 4k invested and spread on different stocks. I guess AMD and MSFT are safe to hold for ever so welp.

[Anonymous No.21966089]

>>21966054
I sold my CLX calls for a tiny 10% gain on the earnings runup and it's been tanking ever since. It's an inverse COVID stock that keeps going down when tech/other guys do good. I would just sell that shit when you're up like 10% if I were you..

[Anonymous No.21966090]

>>21966050
Makes zero sense. At least with dividends theres a logical backing behind the stock.

[Anonymous No.21966101]

>>21965813
-0.59%, today. This maybe the last month I can really pay attention to stocks now that my boss called me about ending my furlough. So I'm going to have to consider some really long term holds. I'm going to miss getting paid £1000 for doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.21966104]

>>21966063
I have 35 shares and am up almost 450% since I bought it. I hope they split soon. a nice, comfy 3:1 would be great

[Anonymous No.21966110]

why do i even bother trading anything other than AMD and similar high-volume-every-day stocks? wtf is this absolute garbage? what a piece of shit company DELL is, i got tricked into thinking they were a similar tech company but nooope (i only got fucked by that first one im just noting the other mega and OMEGA dump in 1 fucking minute each time)

[Anonymous No.21966133]

>>21965813
+29.6% today
+3.73% this week

[Anonymous No.21966139]

>>21966090
TQQQ is a hedgefund for poor people

[Anonymous No.21966148]

>>21965912
Thanks anon. Thats why i have two 'folios. One has my long term boomer stocks, other is my zoomer triple leveraged etf folio...

[Anonymous No.21966154]

>>21965888
You seem to misunderstand the situation, lad.

[Anonymous No.21966166]

>>21966077
>>21966000
BROS

[Anonymous No.21966169]

>>21966090
It’s an ETF, retard. TQQQ isn’t a company.

[Anonymous No.21966171]

>>21966089
Nah I think you're way off, it looks prime for a gap up to 230..

[Anonymous No.21966182]

>>21966066
It’ll only be worth $125 on Monday. Sorry anon you got Bogged.

[Anonymous No.21966191]

>>21966077
>made $3k off of AAPL and TSLA
>took some of that and bought 1 share of TSLA
>just going to hold it in perpetuity, playing with house money

i just want to be part of the craziness with zero risk at this point.

[Anonymous No.21966205]

>>21966166
BROS

[Anonymous No.21966206]

>>21965952
>I'm going to get a pizza to celebrate
Nice.

[Anonymous No.21966228]

Good night.

>>21966148
That's fine then desu

[Anonymous No.21966231]

>>21966139
Ok thx

[Anonymous No.21966242]

Apple @ $124.80 on 8-31-2020. I hope your ready for the epic gains as the buying spree takes flight. Iphone launch around the bend, the virus still lurking ready to strike come fall/winter.

[Anonymous No.21966261]

>>21966000
>>21966077
>>21966166
digits confirm TSLA $6,000 EOY

[Anonymous No.21966262]

>>21966166
>>21966000
>>21966077
WHY ARE WE GETTING SO MANY DIGITS. IS THIS A SIGN GO ALL IN TESLA?????????????

[Anonymous No.21966263]

if my stocks are red tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.21966269]

>>21966139
Or automated LEAPs on QQQ for lazy people.

[Anonymous No.21966278]

god its spooky being a new investor in this environment.
i want to buy something but god damn i do not want to get bogged

[Anonymous No.21966282]

>>21965813
+0.65% today. I feel like I always lag behind others by some margin of 0.25-1% because of my weaker ETFs like NOBL and ARKK combining to make 25% of my portfolio when I could have that money in assets like MA or a triple bull (TQQQ, NAIL, etc). MA makes sense because of the rising interest and they've been a solid +8% this week. Things to consider for next week surely, and I'll be getting more AAPL + TSLA so here's hoping next week is better. Can't believe I was only +2.64% this week I really should've done better.

[Anonymous No.21966284]

>TSLA most valuable company in the world
>Less than 1.5% of cars sold in the US
>Musk just doing offering after offering and overtaking Bezos
I can already see it happen

[Anonymous No.21966289]

>>21966263
literally no one will buy your stock tomorrow, sorry anon. or even the day after that, that's how bad it is.

[Anonymous No.21966291]

>>21966263
are they red now

[Anonymous No.21966297]

I have too much of my portfolio in one company. When it goes up I'm euphoric, when it goes down I'm depressed. The rest of my portfolio was green today, but it wasn't enough to make up for a few percentage points down in my main holding.
But then when I spread my money evenly it gets boring and I end up moving it all back into one big boy.

[Anonymous No.21966302]

>>21966278
This is an awful investor's market since a lot of price movement is inflation instead of appreciation.

[Anonymous No.21966309]

>>21965997
ETF index funds reinvest the dividends from the companies

Total return is the only thing that matters

[Anonymous No.21966311]

>>21966278
Just buy. 40% chance it's down on Friday, 60% chance it's up. Nobody knows what will happen so just keep buying.

[Anonymous No.21966319]

>>21966110
>high-volume-every-day stocks
Make that a priority. It's smooths out a lot of troubles low volume stocks tend to have.

[Anonymous No.21966322]

How do I follow stock market news?

[Anonymous No.21966326]

>>21962812
But it dumped. The Nikkei did. Hard and deep.

[Anonymous No.21966332]

>>21966284
See what happen?

Green line go up or red line go down?

[Anonymous No.21966336]

>>21966282
Money is money
I wanted to invest in MA during a dip but the dip never came. Happens.

[Anonymous No.21966364]

Shoulda taken the Gamestop pill

[Anonymous No.21966370]

>>21966282
pretty much the only reasons I'm down are TSLA and NIO. fuck NIO I cannot believe i'm getting chinked this hard.

[Anonymous No.21966379]

>>21966319
yeah i know for some reason i thought DELL was part of the group, but boy oh boy was i wrong. that's kinda the issue with taking stock choices from jared from livetraders i guess, he picks a lot of those unfortunately. no reason not to just take all of his lessons and simply apply them to shit like AMD, NVDA, AAPL, TSLA, MSFT, etc, though.

[Anonymous No.21966384]

guys I accidentally myself when I farted
what do?

[Anonymous No.21966391]

>>21966278
When in doubt

[Anonymous No.21966408]

Bought AAPL calls with my last dollars after the dip.

I never learn to get rid of my degenerate gambling ways.

Time is a flat circle and we will repeat our same mistakes over and over again for eternity.

[Anonymous No.21966413]

>>21964894
There are some scientific fields that should be banned. Genetic engineering is one of them.

[Anonymous No.21966419]

>>21966291
blood red

[Anonymous No.21966422]

>>21966336
the answer is to DCA so you can buy some immediately with the option to buy if it goes lower. i've been milking AMD like this for ages. that way even if it never dips you're still making money but if it dips more you still have buying power.

[Anonymous No.21966445]

>>21965813
What a great day. Up 1.2% for $750.
What a fantastic week. Up , 4.5% for $2700.
What an incredible month. Up 16% for $8700
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.21966456]

INVEST IN THE MIDDLE EAST

[Anonymous No.21966461]

I'm down half a percent today almost exclusively because the dollar devalued 1% compared to GBP

[Anonymous No.21966485]

>>21966461
sorry to hear that abdul

[Anonymous No.21966510]

>>21966461
USD is a shitshow right now. I wouldn't take trades on it until the DXY breaks consolidation.

[Anonymous No.21966517]

>>21966309
Ty fren

[Anonymous No.21966579]

>>21966510
i agree, Im doing all my trading in CAD

[Anonymous No.21966626]

>>21966384
Next time invest in DPND (Depends brand adult underwear for individuals with incontinence issues).

[Anonymous No.21966668]

>highest volume day of 2020
there is no way out
monday is going to be a bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.21966696]

>AAPL SAYS IT HAS TERMINATED EPIC GAME'S DEVELOPER ACCOUNT

keeeeeek

[Anonymous No.21966698]

>>21966668
digits missed golden bull continues

[Anonymous No.21966710]

Dreaming about what how much money I would have if I invested in TSLA at the start of the year

I would have 5x my money basically

Will it just keep growing I feel like it all sounds too good now the threads and atmosphere remind me of bitcoin ATH and crash

Both times my normie friends were into investing and its the same now, they even got into stocks during the lowest point of the pandemic and did well

[Anonymous No.21966728]

>>21966698
>digits
>praying to a numerical ouija
you don't need digits to see the writing on the wall

[Anonymous No.21966731]

>>21962698
>lose $23 yesterday
>lose $20 today
Ah so this is the power of long term investing

[Anonymous No.21966737]

>>21966696
Based. Epic tried to play hardball with bigger fish. Now t heir dominoes are falling like a house of cards. Checkmate!

[Anonymous No.21966740]

>>21966710
Imagine how much money you'd have if you bought calls at $400

[Anonymous No.21966766]

we crabbed for 20 days straight in july
we pumped for 20 days straight in august
we will ____ for 20 days straight in september

[Anonymous No.21966772]

>>21966731
just load up on apple calls on monday and watch those gains build like crazy senpai

in 200 years APPLE, AMAZON and TESLA will rule this planet and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.21966790]

TQQQ split when I wanna buy more

[Anonymous No.21966804]

>>21966710
>Both times my normie friends were into investing and its the same now, they even got into stocks during the lowest point of the pandemic and did well
>Newton exits broke

[Anonymous No.21966809]

>>21966737
I used to buy games. Now I wait till Epic gives them to me, and invest the money on AAPL.
Wish they could be friends

[Anonymous No.21966826]

Kill me.

My family doesn’t think I have any potential to make it. They’ve thought so for 30 years and they’re just now making it clear.

And I forgot to buy CCH.

[Anonymous No.21966840]

>>21966766
Lap dance

[Anonymous No.21966844]

>>21966790
Just buy in dollar amounts, retard.

[Anonymous No.21966848]

Another week is done. Raking in the green like it's nothing. Now to sit on my ass and do nothing all weekend (well nothing work related anyway).

[Anonymous No.21966854]

>>21966668
>monday is going to be a bloodbath
god I hope so. I want to buy a dip really bad

[Anonymous No.21966882]

>>21966772
I dont have options because I am a gay

[Anonymous No.21966904]

>>21966804
>Newton exits broke
In english?

[Anonymous No.21966937]

>>21966904
newfag

[Anonymous No.21966939]

>>21966882
you should get it, gambling with options is easy money take it from me

I used to work at borger king and made like 300 a week before covid, got laid off and collected gibs and used those gibs to fund my robinhood account

long story short been buying exclusively apple calls which were expensive as fuck but didn't matter because it just kept going up and up and up day after day

fast forward to today and I've made over 120k and recently opened up a vanguard account and putting my money into a safe etf that I can park my money into and not worry about for years

I made it and so can you

[Anonymous No.21966944]

need good recs with dividends
this shit is too crazy

[Anonymous No.21966964]

>>21966904
Its a reference to a chart showing how Isaac Newton made a very smart play very early, made money and told his friends who entered later and got rich exiting closer to the top. Newton fomod and hung himself

[Anonymous No.21966971]

If you don't own LON:CINE right now, you're not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.21966975]

>>21966391
he is my favourite analyst

[Anonymous No.21966980]

>>21966939
based

[Anonymous No.21966983]

>>21966939
post gains then

[Anonymous No.21966994]

>>21966990
>>21966990
>>21966990
>>21966990
Thread

[Anonymous No.21966998]

>>21966964
Huh??

Newton invested early and newton exited at the top? So he did well right? Why would he fomo and hang himself

[Anonymous No.21967002]

>>21966996
>>21966996
>>21966996
>>21966996

new bread

[Anonymous No.21967013]

>>21966998
he fomoed the falling knife

[Anonymous No.21967017]

>be me
>sell covered calls in my T position again since it's a lt hold
>T jumps 2% after hours and blows past 28$ strike

Fuck offffffffffff

[Anonymous No.21967029]

>>21966998
Nah he exited early when he told his friends then fomod the top

[Anonymous No.21967032]

>>21966994
>>21967002
the power of bizreali splits...

[Anonymous No.21967033]

bros......

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.21967040]

>>21965209
I will buy 5 shares and forget about them thank you.

[Anonymous No.21967066]

>>21966278
you came to the wrong place fool

[Anonymous No.21967125]

Well, that's it for me. See you guys monday.

[Anonymous No.21967126]

>>21965209
So, I can buy into the boomer oil meme and make a risky gamble on a 3xETF?
How could you possibly lose?

[Anonymous No.21967157]

>>21967033
They were afraid of the Negev chan op pic returning

[Anonymous No.21967203]

>>21967066
I bought tanker stocks in April and lost 3 grand

[Anonymous No.21967368]

>>21966766
pump twice as hard

[Anonymous No.21967403]

>>21966077
Nice.