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>...and let me introduce you to my daughter anon, watch out for her hehe, she's already after my job
>...
>well you'll be sitting next to her, so they'll be plenty of time for you to get to know each other

>> No.21959881

what is this faggotry?

>> No.21959896

God bless the old times of patriarchy... please bring them back

>> No.21959913

y-you too...

>> No.21959919

>>21959881
Probably a redditor or underage

>> No.21959928

Can i sit somewhere else?

>> No.21959933

>>21959856
rip hairline

>> No.21959953

Disgusting. No masks...

>> No.21959992

>daughter
Boss I...

>> No.21959998

M-M-MIIIILKIES MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MOMMY GIMME MILKIES MMM MMM MMM SO DELICIOUS MMMMMMM

>> No.21960001

>>21959933
Hairlarious

>> No.21960128

Why do you faggots like Instagram thots so much? I would have thought that most of you hated plastic gold-digging stacies, and yet I see dozens of them posted to /biz/ every day.

>> No.21960144

>>21959919
Or both

>> No.21960176

Please I will do everything for her anon

>> No.21960180

>>21959856
so uh. How about that Kyle Ritterhouse? Modern superhero huh!

>> No.21960209

>>21959881
it's an old bait thread, get off my board

>> No.21960357

>>21959856
i remember when i worked as a waiter, standing next to and above someone like this and maintaining eye contact when taking their order was the greatest challenge of my life

>> No.21960451

>>21959856
Thats a man.

>> No.21960452

>>21959856
Ugh sir that's a man

>> No.21960461

>>21960128
The idea of treating a thot like a whore and using her however you want, whenever you want is extremely satisfying.
Actually having to go through the motions of disrespecting a person that much and then having to spend time with them? Not at all.

>> No.21960481

>>21959856
What? Who are you? Why are you introducing me to this woman? How did I get here? I want to go home

>> No.21960489

>>21959856
Ok cool nice to meet you. Can we get appetizers? I’m hungry as fuck

>> No.21960490

>>21960357
if u looked at my gfs tits i would have broken your jaw my dude

>> No.21960523

sex sex sex

>> No.21960553

>>21959856
>ITT incel anons unironically being scared of wamen
you realize her main interest is probably just the intricacies of being a thot, right?

>> No.21960555

>>21960490
Can't wait to grow up and be tough like u

>> No.21960631

>>21960555
good boy, workout a lot, do boxing as your go to sport, dont watch porn and dont ever let a wagie step on your feet. you'll be fine son.

>> No.21960636

>>21960461
thats why you only do it with ons/hookers silly

>> No.21960703

>>21959856

>sits down
"heh, hey... nice to meet you"
>adjusts lightning Mcqueen watch
"i could use a drink. After all its 5'o clock somewhere.. heh even though its currently 7PM....get it?"
>looks around for waiter
"hey let me get an arnold palmer...HAHAH just kidding ill have one moscow mule"
>turns to boss
"hey boss wanna join me in some of this mule fuel?"
>turns to daughter
"by how stiff your sitting i think you've had enough HAHAHA im just kidding i ordered mule fuel for the whole table!"
>checks phone, unlocks lock screen of toby maguire
"uhoh pary people i got a call from the Ms, better check in before i become like her breakfasts....burnt toast HAHA"
>get up and tucks in shirt whilst also adjusting penis to be held down by belt line
>leaves

>> No.21960795

>>21960631
how do you into boxing?

>> No.21960938

>>21960631
i would probably stab your gfs tits with a fork

>> No.21960980

>>21960631
cringe/bluepilled

>> No.21961009

>>21960209
Go back to /b/ faggot incel

>> No.21961071

>>21960490
I’m looking at them right now. Lost my appetite!

>> No.21961204

>>21960631
cringe

>> No.21961313

>>21960703
bravo , bravo anon!

>> No.21961321

>>21960490
Thanks, I'll let everyone who pays for her only fans know.

>> No.21961346

>>21960703
Megafuckinkek

>> No.21961466

>>21959856
>so, heh... I see you got some pretty serious knockers there.

>> No.21961819
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>>21960703
fucking kek

>> No.21961914
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>>21959856
imagine trying not to stare at her milkers with your boss watching.

>> No.21962071

>>21960938
>>21960980
>>21961204
i can smell the estrogen on you faggots from here

>> No.21962156

>>21960703
Holy based

>> No.21962217

>>21962071
cope, tranny

>> No.21962219
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>>21960703

>> No.21962285

>>21962071
im sorry. you will never pass as a man

>> No.21962505

>>21960490
Lmfao. I probably seen them already.

>> No.21962518

>>21962071
>>21960631
>>21960490
You're cringe as fuck bro yaimean

>> No.21962584

>>21960703
Lol

>> No.21962758
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>>21959856
i'm now imagining the spergs of biz spilling kilos of spaghetti out of their pockets when this tit cow sits next to them and says hi.

>> No.21962798

>>21961914
she is a teacher in belarus

>> No.21962867

>>21960490
and then you'd be in jail getting your jaw broken by some fucking smelly nigger while said poster enjoys civil suite to drain whatever assets you had left to pay for the damages and suffering.

basically, you're a retard.

>> No.21963006

>>21962217
>>21962285
such fucking internet faggotry
this virus better mutate soon and kill some of you tranny faggots off

>> No.21963037

>>21962867
1. id make the nigger my slut
2. i dont hold assets in my own name retard, there is nothing to drain
3. learn more

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>>21963006
>>21963037
Go back you normie fucking faggot. U doubt you could break anything, because you're such a massive faggot just to be clear, you are obviously not right in the head.

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>>21960490
ha jokes on you idiot i would dodge your stupid faggot punch and hug you and then quickly deeply kiss you in the mouth then call you a faggot, faggot.

>> No.21964220

>>21959856
I've been to that restaurant. Expensive. With gaudy reflective looking windows. It's a boat on Sienne.

>> No.21964445

>>21959856
Cool boss man, does she wear tops that let everyone see her nipples every day?

>> No.21964708

>>21960631
>fighting to defend women
ngmi

>> No.21964934

>>21960490
How is he meant to look at your gf's tits when he's lying on top of her fucking?

>> No.21964954

>>21960461
>Actually having to go through the motions of disrespecting a person that much
who cares? why would you feel bad about a thot

>> No.21965829

>>21961071
Kek

>> No.21966250

>>21960703
can you stop describing me to all of my friends on this maltese ibm mainframe enthusiast forum its making me feel like burnt toast
this reminds me of one time when I say a black guy in my engineering class with a shrek wallpaper
I failed that class I think

>> No.21966448

>>21959856
I know the restaurant, i had lunch there, it’s Les Ombres on the roof of the Quai Branly museum. Too bad I’ve never seen this chick. Might be an Eastern whore.

>> No.21966462

>>21959856
Nice pasta. Old, but still nice

>> No.21966468

>>21959856
your daughter looks like a real whore if you know what i mean

>> No.21966490

>>21959856
Hah! You can't fool me, chief -- I *invented* the old "hire a prostitute to pretend to be your daughter in order to grift/blackmail/whatever." How much are paying this whore? Two hundred bucks? Three? Listen, toots: this guy plans on hacking you up into bite-sized chunks later tonight. Just sayin', ya might wanna renegotiate. Hey, are those real? *slaps-tits*

>> No.21966501

>>21959998
lol this shit gets me every time. literally never gets old

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21966730

>>21960703
fuck

>> No.21966927

>>21966448
Not it's in paris on a boat. Look at the Effiel tower retard. I was just there five months ago faggot.

>> No.21966959

>>21959856
My first line will be
>thats a man

>> No.21966976

>>21959856
this girl is blading LMFAO