>Don't mastrubate for 1 year

[Anonymous No.21952359]

>HURR I feel like such an ALPHA MALE now
>I'm just a nerdy WEEB but can't wait for all this male ENERGY to be projected to LE LADIES hehehe

[Anonymous No.21952533]

who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.21952558]

>>21952359
what i dont get about nofappers is, just fucking do steroids. They want high T so bad, then do Roids. Thats all there is to it. No Fap will never compare to roids in a million years, so why do they even bother?

[Anonymous No.21952692]

>>21952533

the imaginary liberal bogeyman

[Anonymous No.21952731]

>be gay
>do no fap
>be bored
>get drunk
>hook up with gross person at gay bar on way home
>feel emptier after nutting than I did before
>fears of having an sti

Yeah, no thanks. No one told me NoFap was for heteros only. I have to keep my standards up.

[Anonymous No.21952740]

> do 3 months of nofap
> literally no feeling of satisfaction
> go on a date
> feel awkward, not being sexual at all, "it was nice to meet you anon, yeah see you sometime"
> jerk off
> instantly feeling great
> go on another date with different girl
> sexual jokes, touching, not caring at all as I can always wank afterwards
> fuck her senseless, get a fuckbuddy

yeah nofap

[Anonymous No.21952870]

>>21952359
Just don't jerk off to stupid porn, that's all.

[Anonymous No.21952932]

>>21952359
>be 16
>fap 4 times a day
>try no fap
>instantly see HUGE improvement in energy levels
>continue with nofap, 6 months pass
>weird shit starts happening, household appliances going haywire
>1 year passes
>I'm causing electricity chaos across the entire city
>My dad hooks me up to the grid
>TOO MUCH ENERGY
>1.5 years pass
>The local electricity company has gone out of business
>The townsfolk write songs about me
>"Come gather ye children and hear my tune, about the energy man with blue balls as big as the moon"

mfw I supply my entire city with my nofap powers

[Anonymous No.21952939]

higher risk of ed/premature ejaculation from doing this shit

[Anonymous No.21952959]

>>21952939
According to who

[Anonymous No.21952973]

>>21952558
what I don't get about some nofappers and nofap critics is that they think (or - for critics - think all nofapper think) nofap on its own solves every problem.
fapping and porn are just a bad habit like alcohol/weed/cigarettes etc. kicking these habits is one of the first steps towards better life quality and while nofap WILL heal your erectile dysfunction + make you more aroused towards real women (and in consequence you will be more confident with them and more eager to have real sex etc) - it WON'T just magically get you laid if you don't leave your house and pursue sexual relationships.

[Anonymous No.21953036]

>>21952740
Yeah this is basically right this.
The thing no fappers don't understand is that by treating masturbation and in extension sex as something special which has to be managed, you're actually making it way more difficult for yourself to be natural when the moment presents itself.
How about instead of putting all kinds of limitations on yourself and your body, you actually get to know it better? To become literally more natural with yourself.

No fap is a remedy thought up by an unhealthy mind in an attempt to cure itself but in the process of curing itself contaminating the cure with its own toxicity. Ngmi

[Anonymous No.21953055]

You're supposed to be doing noporn instead of nofap you utter retards

[Anonymous No.21953279]

>>21952533
this board mostly