/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21951364]

>smartcon #0, virtual conference
>All the biggest players in crypto are there
>hosted by Chainlink
>Tons of other crypto teams represented
>almost Gilles turn to speak
>"Alright thank you, that was Paul from Deloitte! Very interesting content. And our Next speaker we will be bringing on is Gilles from iExec..."
>The video conference tries to switch to Gilles
>its a black screen
>"Well it looks like we are having some technical difficulties here, bare in mind Gilles is joining us all the way from Jakarta... Just hang on one seco--"
>video suddenly flips from black screen to live
>its Gilles driving in his beamer
>"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" by Aerosmith is blaring on his stereo
>you can see the back seat behind him has 3 attractive "females" rubbing their tits suggestively
>Gilles is clearly wasted while behind the wheel, his face is red, ciggerette dangling out of his mouth
>yells in french accent
>"YEAH BUY MY SHITCOIN, $11,000 EOY, COME TO JAKARTA FOR SUPER TRANNE DELUXE!!!"
>Gets cut off by host of event, screen goes back to black
>Host moves on with conference as if nothing happened
>RLC price begins mooning because /biz/ retards somehow think this is "bullish"
>iExec blacklisted from all events
>RLC delisted from every single exchange the following week
>Price barts down to near zero
>/biz/ loaded with PINK wojacks for the next month

[Anonymous No.21951409]

Great, another insider larp

[Anonymous No.21951478]

>>21951364
>biggest defi event of the year
>hosted by one of the biggest eth gas consumers and now a top 5 crypto project
>literally all the teams actually building anything worthwhile on eth are attending
>whole panel dedicated to eth2 with 4 eth devs speaking
>invite was definitely sent out
>not attending
>despite attending literally every blockchain conference whenever there's one even the small shitty ones
>despite this just requiring him to turn on zoom for 20 minutes
seriously the fuck is his problem

[Anonymous No.21951530]

>>21951364
KEK

[Anonymous No.21951563]

Lol, all this rlc fud makes me think of link fud

[Anonymous No.21951581]

what did the tranny meme even start from, is there any basis in reality?

[Anonymous No.21951678]

This is the last time you will ever be able to buy RLC under $50

[Anonymous No.21951699]

>>21951581
Yes.
Giles has a tranny gf (male)

[Anonymous No.21951774]

>>21951581
No, it's just a cool joke to keep the meme train rolling. GF is trying to find the supreme tranny deluxe in Jakarta with the money we invested in RLC while buying expensive cars... That's literally the story. It's been around since V2 probably. This is the same as SN gets fatter every time you buy LINK and the "he always wears the same shirt" jokes. It got LINK to the #4 spot with just those 2 jokes. RLC has many more and funnier jokes. Which is really good, since a good project needs good memes to keep people fucking about with it

[Anonymous No.21952105]

>>21951581
Some dude was spamming this unfunny shit but one guy came with "le supertranné deluxe" which was actually funny.
Gilles looks like someone frequenting bdsm clubs too.

[Anonymous No.21952140]

>>21951364
honestly the rlc autism is making me want to sell and rebuy when all the schizos have been shaken out

[Anonymous No.21952209]

When I think about iEXec I'm just so excited the parnerships are so big the vision so grand but you fucking fudders, you dirty pieces of lying filthy scum, are trying to claw away my digital oil. But I say no more! Fuck you fudders, your reign is over, RLC is truly digital oil and will rule the world ahaha you don't even get how extemley large this is omg you are literally nimwits who can't comprehend some of the greatest minds of our generation, only extermel high IQ chads get this coin and will be so rich, so immensily unwavering rich that they can literally punch you unconscious with bags of money ahahah omg how can you not invest in this it has google, intel, ibm, ubisoft, microsoft collabs and partnerships literally all the big tech companies are in on this and you maggots, you absolute disgusting dimwits are fudding this holy kek NSMDO!!!!!!!!!!! It is literally the new revolution yes it is that good and the parnterships, the partnerships are so great and they totally btfo golem and rndr because they are so big and you newfags are iditios hahah literally for the fud you niggers i have nbeen all in RLC since 2017 never sellling my digital oil, this coin is only for high iq chads like me you literally cant hold it if you are less than 100 iq yes you need to understand cloud computing grid computing and decentralized blockchains yes, and aws and google are lliterally begging to use iexec it will be revealed very soon whole tech world will be using it it has btfoed everyone fuck you niggers for saying it doesnt have adoption fuck, it literally could be used by the whole tech industry on private enterprise version and we don't know bewcause of the ndas but thats why we know its so great and hold it so long cause they will anbnounce a great partnerships anymomement rememebr the google partnership they did a while back ? next will be aws mark my words. I just wanna punch punch someone unconcious hahah I am literally shakng omg yes RLC will be awesome ha NSMDO!

[Anonymous No.21952218]

>>21952140
they want to shake YOU out by acting schizo

[Anonymous No.21952221]

>>21952140
I like the FUD.

[Anonymous No.21952287]

[Anonymous No.21952402]

>>21952218
Autistic people can't lie, the problem is the market. But the market is leaning towards autism so now im thinking about buying more.

[Anonymous No.21952455]

Being long RLC is basically the same as having a cuckolding fetish.

[Anonymous No.21952674]

>>21952455
I’m long in RLC and I’m long in your mom if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.21952708]

>>21951581
There's a leak of Gilles sucking a tranny's tits, but the video is like 10~15 years old

[Anonymous No.21952726]

>>21951478
Sergey took his autistic fantasy of a decentralized world and smashed it. Sergey made a way to bring the legacy players, their systems, and their MONEY to blockchain tech.

[Anonymous No.21953628]

>>21952708
He was also caught on a live stream
But that doesn't count since Gilles is a God

[Anonymous No.21954495]

>>21951478
It's personal, he wanted to be the only relevant slav immigrant in bloqshayne but Sergey is stealing his lunch

[Anonymous No.21955583]

>>21951581
I wish it was only a meme

[Anonymous No.21955676]

>>21955583
>tranny
>with biohazard tattoo
is this nigga a bug chaser or something

[Anonymous No.21955804]

>>21955583
Holy shit its true... I just thought it was a meme this whole time. Unironically just market sold my stack.