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Who plays these two in their inevitable biopics after XRP alters the trajectory of human history in a way so unprecedented and unfathomable that people in thousands of years will be saying their names like the way we talk of figures such as Jesus, Plato, Nero and such today?

>> No.21942912

>>21942895
Roman Reigns and Kevin Spacey

>> No.21942931

>>21942895
David Schwartz will be played by the Geico caveman.

>> No.21942932

>>21942895
Roman Polanski will direct it and Harvey Weinstein will produce.

>> No.21942957

You are looking at the world's first Quadrillionaires.

>> No.21942961

Knowing the jews, they'll be played by niggers.

>> No.21943038

>>21942895
If the movie is made by a "woke" studio, they'll both be played by black females.

>> No.21943067

>>21942895
THE ENTIRE DERIVATIVES MARKET
LITTLE FEES
VERY VERY FAST
YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID!

>> No.21943178

>>21942895
they will play themselves in 20 years after they get released from prison

>> No.21943223

>>21942895
Seth Rogan and Michael Cera

>> No.21943421

>>21943223
Nah Rogen will be dead.

>> No.21943520

Joe Rogan and Tim pool

>> No.21943972

>>21942895
Who plays jeb mcaleb?

>> No.21944019
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21944019

>>21942895
>ugly goblin who was only promoted to CTO after years of buttkissing
>so fucking stupid that he refused XRP tokens and took a salary

>middle manager of one of the worst companies of all time (Yahoo!)
>actual person who made terrible calls to drive the company into the ground

They're two of the biggest retards in crypto