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85% of men will have male pattern baldness by age 50.

How do we profit from this?

>> No.21916849
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21916849

>>21916817
sell whatever musk bought

>> No.21916861

>>21916849
pretty sure it's just a wig.

>> No.21916864

>>21916849
im trying to figure that out its a mystery

>> No.21916878
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>>21916817
sell cowboy hats

>> No.21917069
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>>21916817
we spread the Chad embrace

>> No.21917096
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>>21916864
it's just a wig attached to their head with glue.

>> No.21917098

>>21916861
probably a big hair transplant procedure imo

>> No.21917145

>>21917096
goddamn. seems uncomfortable

>> No.21917453

>>21916849
>>21916861
>>21916864
Just a really good hair transplant, you can get some pretty amazing results for the right price

>> No.21917480

>>21917096
>>21917145
That's a wig, Elons hair is real, those wigs are fucking stupid, they last a few months and cost like $400 usd

>> No.21917591

>>21916817
Invest in hats

>> No.21918238

>>21917480
wigpill me, because that shit actually looks pretty believable to me. Where do you get these things? What is the maintenance like?

>> No.21918278

Thinking about cashing my link out for a lace front, yes? no?

>> No.21918330

>>21917096
this. there are some youtube videos that show the results. they are impressive but probably too expensive for the average joe. they're like the male version of a weave.

>> No.21918355

>>21918330
see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhQ8xYsCwpA

>> No.21918470

>>21916817
>take steroids
>get buff
>let fags with daddy issues jizz on your dome for a considerable fee
>profit

>> No.21919256

>>21916817
Does anyone else think Jason Statham would look strange with a full head of hair?
Its odd how some people are suited to baldness.