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What do you tell strangers you do for a living

>> No.21916757

>>21916743

App development

>> No.21916767

>>21916743
Nobody asks

>> No.21916780

>>21916743
I'm a freeloader

>> No.21916795

>>21916743
Mommy doesn't let me talk to strangers.

>> No.21916797

Work in IT because I am currently a fucking level 1 support for another few weeks.
Soon to be technical business analyst though.

>> No.21916823

>>21916743
Damn, she's trying to show what she looks like if she was holding our cock in her hand and then asking us what she should do with it. It all makes sense now

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21916875

>>21916743
i better fuck this than put my penis in belles trannyphines cunt

>> No.21916899

>>21916795
Same

>> No.21916909

Jewel thief

>> No.21916954

i'm a neet and i haven't talked with anybody in years

>> No.21917226

university lecturer.

>> No.21917255

Crypto millionaire

>> No.21917270

>>21916743
Investing

>> No.21917291
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21917291

>>21916743
I fix the cable

>> No.21917306

i study

>> No.21917322

Its a bitch to explain so I just tell them I make fuel.

>> No.21917422

i tell them i'm on welfare or unemployed or homeless
i actually own a small business pulling low 8 figures of revenue per year, but i like watching who treats you like crap and who remains humane when you tell them you're poor

>> No.21917504

>>21916743
I'm a cylindrical fusion technician.

>> No.21917543

For professional connections, I just say I'm an investor.
For potential friends I tell them I'm a fortune teller. It's a fun icebreaker.

>> No.21917551

>>21917422
lorp

I mimic typing on a keyboard in the air and mumble computer stuff. If they're actually interested I explain "I keep <thing> running" because everyone in the country is familiar with <thing>

>> No.21917565

>>21916743
"I do high risk investing on decentralised assets. Nerdy stuff but pays very well."

>> No.21917739

Sitting down:
>very obviously part one buttcheek a let out a *pomf*
Standing up:
>pinch my tukus together with all my might and blow a slappy brap

and in either situation I just make aggressive eye contact before leaving, and without saying a word when the smell hits.

>> No.21917829

>>21917422
There's probably about 2 people in the world who could pull that off(probably autists)

>> No.21918098

I trade

>> No.21918134

>>21916909
kek

>> No.21918220

>>21916743
i'm in finance

>> No.21918259

>>21916875
Jealous polish whore detected.

>> No.21918375

>>21917422
based

>> No.21918602

That\s a man