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Wagie here, my job started cutting my hours and I'm not gonna have enough money to pay bills this month.
How do I make more money online just like all the cool kids at /biz/ do? I only have a few hundred dollars left.

>> No.21913285

>>21913209
Buy orchid

>> No.21913319

mturk

>> No.21913339

>>21913319
Tried that once. Got kicked off for no reason :sadface:

>> No.21913377

>>21913209
switch your web browser to brave

>> No.21913395

>>21913339
probably too white

>> No.21913406

>>21913209
Buy CHZ

>> No.21913407

>>21913377
Why?
>>21913395
You're probably not wrong

>> No.21913428

>>21913209
The real answer is to get another or a 2nd job. There is no make money online method that will allow you to pay your rent with only having a few hundred dollars investment other than running straight up scams

>> No.21913467

>>21913209
Kneepads

>> No.21913485

Buy Chainlink, unironically.

>> No.21913525

Were you using a vpn? Only reason I see why you would get booted.

>> No.21913568

>>21913485
op wants to make money, not lose everything

>> No.21913611

Go get a payday loan to cover the bills with your recent check stub. If you have a car run gig work for uber/postmates, etc. immediately. Basically everyone that wants your money has a covid program. After your first day of uber, etc. contact the local social services and get your food stamps and any other gibs available. Call all your creditors and ask for options, talk to your landlord AFTER you pay your rent on time. Get very serious about your budget and cut everything, go to Mint or something for your phone - they're like 15 bucks on tmobile w/ unlimited covid data. Call your utilities and get on the poorfag program (they all have one). Ask them for forbearance as well.

From there you can reach out to your local community on facebook and ask for local work, odd jobs, food, any assistance you can give or help. Volunteer your time as well and get good at it, there are wealthy people hiding all over volunteer orgs as they already made it and are giving back. They will hire you.

From this point get six months full necessary expenses stored and never worry about money again. You should do nothing but work to get that six months of income saved and nothing else until you are there. After this, your life will change and you can focus on making it. Because you just did.

>> No.21913671

Since COVID I've been collecting the popcorn from theatres now that they're open again.
I take the popcorn I find on the ground and resell it at the local market. The employees leave me alone because they're convinced I'm a homeless weirdo lol must be the costume I wear!
Since the product didn't cost me anything and I'm quick at picking it off the seats and the ground I can theoretically make infinite money. You're welcome op.

>> No.21913965

>>21913611
Nice post anon. This is what /biz/ is all about.

Good luck OP

>> No.21914009

>>21913209
Is there some sort of covid relief you can apply for? I seem to remember reading something about the government offering top ups for people who have lost hours but are still working

>> No.21914392

>>21913209
This isn't investing, but I was making a decent bit off runescape botting for a bit. This is getting pretty saturated tho.

Sneaker bots are similar, but need some initial capital.

What I'm working on at the moment is emulation of certain games so I can become one of the few botters on it. You can sell a league lv 30 account for like 10 bucks, so if you have the automation pipeline set up you can rent a server for like $50 a month, run a virtual machines with proxies, and make like $100 a day or whatever (assuming the code is good). I wanna do bots for games that have more of a market similar to runescape tho because a scalping bot would be good profit/effort

>> No.21914505

>>21913611
OP, please listen to this guy. He’s spitting more truth than any of the faggots shilling ponzi scheme coins.

>> No.21914537

Professional BLM/Antifa largely peaceful rioter here. George Soros pays me direct to my bank account if things get broken.
I don't like violence desu

>> No.21914644

>>21913209
Apply for partial unemployment

>> No.21915340

>>21913611
Thank you, anon.
>>21914537
I always wondered where people went to apply for Sorosbux.
>>21914392
Do you think something like that could be operated on a regular 8GB RAM laptop?

>> No.21915470

>>21913611

By far the best advice you will get out of this ponzi scheme message board

>> No.21915493

>>21913209
I don't know man, I listened to people on here and lost 2k USD in the last two weeks. I've never lost that much money that quickly in my whole life. I'm numb now.

>> No.21915516

>>21913209
Buy chainlink.
Don't sell chainlink.
????
PROFIT!!!

>> No.21915556

>>21913209

do this
>>21913611

Also, don't spend money on shitcoins (LINK, XRP, SUTER, and VRA if you must). Mine them for free with Idena. Daily rewards are becoming fairly decent.

>> No.21915695

>>21915340
You can write code on anything yeah, you usually run it off a server you rent for peanuts which is optimised for the activity you want to do and is set up somewhere where electricity is cheap (like next to a hydroelectric plant or something).

The problem is, it's a tradeoff between ease of finding, ease of doing, and saturation.

>> No.21915713

>>21915493
If you unironically bought a coin (LINK) after it increased by 40 times and expected to see an immediate return you're fucking retarded.

Long term gains are a different story

>> No.21915944
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21915944

>>21913209
You going to have to go out in the real world