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>smartcon #0, virtual conference
>All the biggest players in crypto are there
>hosted by Chainlink
>Tons of other crypto teams represented
>almost Gilles turn to speak
>"Alright thank you, that was Paul from Deloitte! Very interesting content. And our Next speaker we will be bringing on is Gilles from iExec..."
>The video conference tries to switch to Gilles
>its a black screen
>"Well it looks like we are having some technical difficulties here, bare in mind Gilles is joining us all the way from Jakarta... Just hang on one seco--"
>video suddenly flips from black screen to live
>its Gilles driving in his beamer
>"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" by Aerosmith is blaring on his stereo
>you can see the back seat behind him has 3 attractive "females" rubbing their tits suggestively
>Gilles is clearly wasted while behind the wheel, his face is red, ciggerette dangling out of his mouth
>yells in french accent
>"YEAH BUY MY SHITCOIN, $11,000 EOY, COME TO JAKARTA FOR SUPER TRANNE DELUXE!!!"
>Gets cut off by host of event, screen goes back to black
>Host moves on with conference as if nothing happened
>RLC price begins mooning because /biz/ retards somehow think this is "bullish"
>iExec blacklisted from all events
>RLC delisted from every single exchange the following week
>Price barts down to near zero
>/biz/ loaded with PINK wojacks for the next month

Consider this your warning.

>> No.21909551

Still aint selling bro.

>> No.21909559

Why does RLC have the best greentexts

>> No.21909603

>>21909559
bullish imo

>> No.21909707

>>21909219
>>"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" by Aerosmith is blaring on his stereo
kek

>> No.21909765
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21909765

Actually, I just realized it IS digital oil, in that you cannot actually use oil for anything without running it through a complicated and expensive refining process, at the end of which you get a product you can actually use to do work, like gasoline or diesel.

Both of which are readily available in convenient locations in any quantity you could reasonably desire to use, with no need to fuck around with any of the above.

So "digital oil" is actually perfect. Bravo.

>> No.21909818
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21909818

I dont trust these niggas
I don't trust no niggas

>> No.21910230

>>21909219
Thanks, brought