/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21907607]

>Can we all agree that this is just a /biz/ meme?
I mean, I hope none of you are going to buy a lambo when you make it, lambos are for turboretards, spoiled teens and rich gypsies, surely you guys have better tastes, right?

[Anonymous No.21907642]

>>21907607
There are more retards on biz than you think anon. Dont underestimate these nouvelle riche poorfags

[Anonymous No.21907729]

Me want truck

[Anonymous No.21908063]

>>21907607
getting two land cruisers

[Anonymous No.21908087]

Taste is such a smoothbrain term. Just get what you like.

[Anonymous No.21908140]

>aventadors are bad
hope you are ready to die over those words anon because next to ferrari it's literally one of the most important status symbols of our time

[Anonymous No.21908468]

>>21907607
hit a pothole on the highway, fly out the windshield.

[Anonymous No.21908523]

>>21908140
>A fucking machine to drive to nowhere is a status symbol

Just buy valuable property instead lmao

[Anonymous No.21908529]

>>21907607
I'll buy a red Ferrari

[Anonymous No.21908561]

getting a cybertruck to pickup hookers in

[Anonymous No.21908598]

>>21908523
I already have property and just want to pick up thots off the street and fuck them in my Lamborghini
But of course a incel who us still hanging on to the "3d women are not important" meme in 2020 would be too low test to know how to spend money

[Anonymous No.21908660]

I'm buying an Orange McLaren f1, a CLK GTR and a black f40 lm when I make it. I'm gonna cover each car in pictures of fat sergey with big macs mixed with pictures of nico getting fugged by a giant green candle that represents a big hard PENIS

I'm going to go to car meets and shit on everyone for their pleb cars while doing burnouts so the cops get called and shut down the car meet because car meets are for faggots

T. Link holder

[Anonymous No.21908832]

>>21908660
God speed anon

[Anonymous No.21908850]

>>21907607
If you don't have 10 cybertruck preorders are you even a discord tranny

[Anonymous No.21908867]

I WILL BUY A YELLOW LAMBO
then laugh at you HAHAHAHA
DAB ON THE WAGIES AND INCELS

[Anonymous No.21908875]

Aston DB11 and the DBX for me

[Anonymous No.21908878]

>>21908087
Taste is objective, desu.

[Anonymous No.21908919]

Realistically the flashiest sports car I'd ever buy is an MX-5. If I get fuck you money I might go for something like pic related.

[Anonymous No.21908936]

i don't even have my driver's license. i'd get an audi though if i wanted to splurge when i make it. or just drive a toyota or honda around.

[Anonymous No.21908945]

me want Jeepy

[Anonymous No.21909002]

[Anonymous No.21909022]

>>21908598
>fuck them in my Lamborghini
This fantasy is proof that you've never been in one. You can't fuck in a lambo.

[Anonymous No.21909097]

A Huracan is worthless trash. Every YouTuber, rich asian college student, fake forex trader, and wannabe influencer has one.
If you're going to buy a Lambo get one that will appreciate in value like a manual Murci that will be a million dollar car in the future. Buying Huracans, Non SVJ Aventadors, Urus, and that other trash is just pissing away money.

[Anonymous No.21909114]

>>21907607
I already made it, could buy used lambo..... but... lambos are actually not great.

[Anonymous No.21909150]

>>21909022
Unlikely that you will ever make it fren

[Anonymous No.21909176]

>>21907607
Buying a car at all is an idiot move

[Anonymous No.21909177]

>>21907607

Cars are a liability, you need to gain assets. Simple

[Anonymous No.21909202]

>>21909150
Imagine buying a more expensive, less practical, and uglier Audi RSQ8 because it has Lambo shields slapped all over it.

[Anonymous No.21909212]

>>21907607
you are newfag.
the lambo meme is because you could buy one in bitcoin

[Anonymous No.21909221]

>>21907729

based

[Anonymous No.21909223]

thoughts on pic related? they're about $70k for certified pre-owned with 20k miles. i've always wanted a car with those stupid doors.

[Anonymous No.21909236]

>>21907607

[Anonymous No.21909283]

>>21909002

Kek, so bad it's good.

[Anonymous No.21909296]

>>21909202

> buying a pos audi

[Anonymous No.21909316]

>>21909202
>Audi
Get fucked eurocuck
>>21909223
A z8 is a better investment 2bh they hyped it up to be a game changer but it's underwhelming

[Anonymous No.21909326]

>>21907607
spending anything over 5% of your total money on a deprecating asset is peak brainlet behavior.

[Anonymous No.21909331]

>>21909296
>>21909316

As an american audi owner I am offended and im gonna need you to delete these post because it hurts my feelings.

[Anonymous No.21909336]

[Anonymous No.21909383]

>>21909296
>>21909316
>they don't know
it's literally the same car you mongs

[Anonymous No.21909403]

>>21907607
Lambo means free pussy and succ so yes we finna lamb/0 ya fucking mong.
Not having to try with girls saves us time to make gains and research. Obviously better options though for the money...

[Anonymous No.21909407]

>>21907607
are you telling me that buying a 10 year old used galardo that's outperformed by new cars with a german badge and lower maintenance costs for the same price was a decision made by people with limited thinking skills?

[Anonymous No.21909517]

My /madeit/ car is a big van painted like a Rhino from 40K, complete with battle damage and weathering paint effects.

[Anonymous No.21909601]

>>21909150
With the one exception of the Urus. SUVs are for soccer moms though.

[Anonymous No.21909911]

>>21907607
If you happen to know anything about cars, you cant deny that Huracans are almost masterpieces.

[Anonymous No.21910058]

>>21909002

[Anonymous No.21910106]

I'll buy a couple of watches, but maybe not a car.

[Anonymous No.21910111]

>>21909911
An absolute masterpiece in status symbolism
That's why everyone (including in this bread) are seething

[Anonymous No.21910203]

>>21907642
it's "nouveau riche" dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.21910253]

>>21909517

Wow, that's sure to make the panties drop! Get a Paramount Marauder instead of a fucking van. Be a villain, not a poser.

[Anonymous No.21910347]

I'll buy a GTR and turn it into the most obnoxious 痛車 I can
Kirino on one side and Sagiri on the other

[Anonymous No.21910567]

If I make it ill probably get something modest like a 90k tesla or bmw.

[Anonymous No.21910726]

Going to keep driving my Mazda 3 until it dies.

Unless you have 10M in the bank you have no business buying a car over 100k

[Anonymous No.21910863]

>>21907607
*When* Chainlink hits $1,000.00, I *must* buy a lambo.

[Anonymous No.21910925]

>>21908598
Lmao have you even seen a lambo irl? They are small. Af, how do u wanna fuck in there? Are u a manlet?

[The Lion of LINK No.21911014]

>>21909002

>Eastern European Muffin Top: Auto edition.

[Anonymous No.21911235]

If i was gunna buy a fancy car id buy a white tesstarossa like don johnson from miami vice because thats the greatest tv show of all time. But id rather just buy way cheaper cars and beat them to shit instead.

[Anonymous No.21911306]

>>21907729
Ram 2500 for me. Peaceful protester bumper guard included.

[Anonymous No.21911351]

>>21907607
yes it's a meme
if you want a fast car you get a recent Camaro ZL-1 1LE that willl run circles over your lambo, while being much more affordable, have a 60 000 miles warranty and services that cost $500 instead of $10000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4zSIVpVMaw

If you want to turn heads just get like big high-res decals of naked women on whatever car you own and that's it

[Anonymous No.21911390]

>>21907642
>calls others retards
>nouvelle riche
/biz/

[Anonymous No.21911434]

>>21909022
>>21910925
>they can't fuck in a lambo

[Anonymous No.21911473]

>>21907607
imagine flaunting your wealth instead of finding happiness through learning and connecting with the earth you came from/family/friends
you only have a very limited time on this earth anons
i hope you're earning this for being able to
>help someone who deserves it out of a hard/unfortunate time
>make sure your parents are comfortable, even if they were shit, as you will not require therapy when they're gone
>ensure your legacy prospers through helping your family and extended family understand how things work
>invest it back into approaches that help humanity
always remember, you don't want to be some random idiot firework that shot up and burned, you want to somehow become a wikipedia article

[Anonymous No.21911513]

>>21907607
man, those eyes, im gona coom

[Anonymous No.21911553]

>>21907607
The lambo is just a symbol. My lambo is a mil+ performance catamaran. If i had a million i wouldnt buy it. It serves as a symbol.

[Anonymous No.21911633]

>>21909316
>>21909296
The Lambo Urus is built on the Audi RSQ8 platform. It’s the same fucking car. Same everything.

The Lambo Huracan is based on the Audi R8. Fucking retards don’t know shit about cars but want to flex muh Lambo. Figures.

>>21909383
Exactly. Fucking tards

[Anonymous No.21911690]

>>21909002
Just looking at this piece of shit made my pussy dry up, and im a dude. This thing is anti-bitches.

[Anonymous No.21911703]

>>21911633
Do you retards just like to assume that I didn't know anything about audis and lambos or are you just shitposting?
He brought up the fact that you could not have proper sex in a Lamborghini and I only referenced the fact that you actually can in the back seat of a Urus

[Anonymous No.21911941]

>>21911473
Why not both? Narrow-minded holier-than-thou retard.

[Anonymous No.21911960]

I'm going to spend the equivalent on fine whores and drugs and renting out propertys to party in. I'm only going to invite women and a couple mates. I will pre pay the whores. I will tell my mates to do what they want to them and use them as sexual objects.

[Anonymous No.21912240]

>>21907607
lambos can get you 18 year old model pussy and that is the most highest worth thing in the world

[Anonymous No.21913119]

>>21912240
God is the highest worth thing in the world you animal brainlet

[Anonymous No.21913170]

Step aside faggots, a real chad is coming throughout

[Anonymous No.21913327]

>>21913170
can't hate on classic Porsche, even though I feel all Porsche sound like shit