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I bought my first escort in south Florida yesterday with what I made in Chainlink.

Went to escort alligator, saw a cute petite Latina, met up with her, charged me $200 for half an hour and I nutted in 5 minutes. She was super cute with really nice tits, super big bubbly round ass and nice dark brown skin. Pussy was so so nice and her asshole was the same color as her skin, just perfect. By far the hottest girl I ever fucked.

Thanks Chainlink!

>> No.21904864

>>21904827
nice

>> No.21904898

>>21904827
Have fun checking your dick for spots for the next 6 months.

>> No.21904907

>>21904827
cool bro now wife her

>> No.21904930
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>>21904827
>tfw live in bumfuck Midwest
>not qt 3.14 escorts to fuck, only methed out trailer trash with every STD

>> No.21904951

>>21904827
This was Sergey's vision, enabling neets to experience the real live

>> No.21904969

>>21904951
really bringing LARPing to a whole new level

>> No.21904972
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>>21904864
>>21904898
>>21904907

She literally looked like pic related, but a little shorter and believe it or not, a butter and bigger ass. She was maybe like 5’1” and weighed like 110lbs. Fuck I’m getting horny thinking about it. Maybe I should hit her up again this weekend

>> No.21904976

>>21904827
>nice dark brown skin

>> No.21904997

>>21904951
Never change anons. I now live in the suburbs with wife and kids, and you are still my people.

>> No.21905009

$200 is a high price I'd say.

Never change /biz/

>> No.21905011

>>21904827
did you hit it raw?

>> No.21905080

>>21905011
She wouldn’t let me, but she was so fucking hot when she was riding my dick, I had my finger deep inter her ass. She did let me suck her nice titties tho.

>> No.21905128

>>21904972
and thus a new whore addict was born

>> No.21905129

>>21904951
Well done Sergey. I'm looking forward to stories of wild excess from linkies over the next couple of years. When it hits $1000, private islands will be bought, airlines, banks. Neets are going to shape the world.

>> No.21905148

>>21905080
Did you stop after you butted? Not sure how that works. You paid for 30 minutes right, why not go for round 2?

>> No.21905162

>>21905009
>>21904972

if she did look like pic related I'd say it's fine

>> No.21905176

>>21904827
ngmi

>> No.21905226

>>21905129
that's the plan

>> No.21905245

>>21904969
It's an ever evolving standard to out do the others.

>> No.21905321

>>21905148
She got up and said we’re done. I didn’t want to say anything because it was honestly my first time ever fucking an escort and I was already nervous as fuck meeting up with her. She saved my number and added me on Snapchat though, I might see her this weekend and actually not nut in 5 minutes and try fucking her like an alpha lmao

>>21905162
She did man, south Florida escorts are so fucking fine bro. I’m afraid I might get addicted, but I feel like I needed to do this. I’m not an incel, but I’m really bad with women. I’m 29 and only had 2 long term girlfriends and only fucked 4 girls my entire life. Might just fuck escorts until I’m confident to go actually talk and meet with chicks. I’m a full blown autist, not gonna meme.

>> No.21905342

what site did you use to find her

>> No.21905405

>>21905321
wow that's rude, you paid for 30 minutes. even if you were nervous and nutted hella fast you still paid her for that time. doesnt matter if she thought the job was done.
yeah next time fuck the shit out of her and tell her youre going multiple rounds

>> No.21905409

>>21905342
https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/brief/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/1/

You gotta browse through all the bad ones tho, there’s tons of fat and ugly crack whores with baby damage. The good ones you gotta check the reviews to see if it’s legit cause there’s a lot of scams.

Good luck anon, totally worth meeting up with a hot cutie. Like I said, this is by far the hottest girl I ever fucked, she was a solid 9/10, 100% worth the money. Thanks again LINK

>> No.21905480

>>21905405
She was sweet tho, we chatted for like 5 minutes afterwards but still I see the point. Tbh bro I was so nervous and it was my first time ever meeting an escort and she was the hottest chick I’ve ever been with, i actually couldn’t get hard. I fucking nutted in her with a wet noodle, probably why I lasted so short. But like I said, next time my confidence is higher and I’m gonna make her fucking cum.

>> No.21905531

I haven’t had sex in almost two years boys. My dick still smells like condom, I can’t stop smelling my dick lmfao. Life is great. Thanks Sergey

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21905573

is this her anon?

>> No.21905574

This thread is just sad

>> No.21905593

>>21905480
>I fucking nutted in her with a wet noodle
lmfao
>But like I said, next time my confidence is higher and I’m gonna make her fucking cum.
i wouldnt pay her to make her cum, but you could ask her what positions get her off the most and tell her to show you
then when shes had her fun fuck the shit out of her
you could probably get her to show you some things

>> No.21905607

>>21905480
>I’m gonna make her cum
Hahahahahahahah you don’t know how sweaty

>> No.21905641

>>21905531
i get you're happy but god damn wash your cock you fucking weirdo

>> No.21905643

>>21904972
nice man, did you raw dog her?

>> No.21905656

>>21905643
read the thread retard

>> No.21905695

>>21904827
>$200 for half an hour
you got scammed big time retard
hope you at least played with her pussy for the whole duration

>> No.21905696

>>21905574
How bro? I’m just an autist with money and a funny story lol. I’m trying to make, I fuck hot chicks now lol, I’m trying to give anons a good laugh and others hope.

>>21905593
I’m not trying to lay her to cum, but I definitely disappointed her LOL. I have a solid 7” dick and when we fucked I probably had a solid 4” from how nervous I was LMAO.

>>21905607
Man I haven’t had sex in 2 years. All I’ve been doing is watching porn and jerking it 2-3 times lmao

>> No.21905753

>>21905696
Paying for pussy is just sad.. one that services ten other cocks on the daily too. Just sad man. You do you though

>> No.21905793

>>21905696
This guy is baiting, no way someone is retarded enough to pay $200 and leave after 5 minutes.
A session in Amsterdam is $50 and the whores are tested for STD's, imagine beinf an amerishart.

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>>21905574
>this thread is just sad.
Imagine bragging about sleeping with a prostitute as if it's an achievement.

>> No.21905836

>>21905753
How else could I get laid tho man? Read my other post >>21905321

I need to learn and get confidence somehow so I don’t end up just lonely and sad lol. I don’t mind paying $200 to fuck a really hot chick I would have zero chance to fuck at a club or bar lol. Fucking hot chicks and and being more familiar on talking to hot chicks is gonna help me lose my autism. I just wanna be chad one day.

>>21905573
Naw bro

>> No.21905840

>>21905696
how much link did you cash out anon? I sometimes wonder about escorts cause I hate fapping but I can't shake the thought of "could just fap & buy more shitcoins with the 200"

>> No.21905862

Great story. Enjoyed the read. Glad you had a good time anon.

>> No.21905865

>>21905696
Imagine being a woman and finding out your bf has paid for sex with escorts. No self respecting woman would stay around. OP has now ruined himself. You will never find true love because true love means not having any secrets and as soon as you admit you paid for sex no woman will ever love you.

>> No.21905913

Aren’t you worried about stds? Even with a condom you can still get herpes and other shit, not to mention condoms can break.

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>>21905753
>>21905865
imagine being such an incel even other people getting escorts triggers you, because you don't have the balls to do it yourself

>muh pride
>muh future gf!!
pff please

>> No.21905945

>>21905813
Sounds like you're the weirdo. I'm getting the vibes that OP is just sharing a story, he seems humble.
We're all in this together.

>> No.21905950

most depressing shit ive read today. fuck off with your simp tales

>> No.21905987

>>21905933
I'm not the one shelling out money for pussy and posting it on biz. Keep throwing around your meme incel buzzword at everyone that you disagree with though.

>> No.21906001

>>21905840
I cashed out $8k worth of LINK, which is a small fraction of my bag.

>>21905862
Haha you’re welcome bro! We’re all gonna make it!

>>21905865
This right here is the reason why I’m an autist. /pol/ and 4chan in general made me want to find true love, a sweet innocent girl who I can marry and have kids, etc etc blah blah blah. Bro let me lay down truthfully. What you’re saying is the most blue pilled beta shit ever. That’s not how real life works and I’m finding that out now. Who gives a shit man, life is about getting money and fucking bitches, you’ll get left behind with the other retards if you don’t go that route. I’m motivated now to work out, fuck hot bitches and actually aim to owning a lambo. Fuck beta niggers that wanna have a nice conservative old school life that shit ain’t for me. IM A COOMER AND IM GONNA COOOOOOOMMM

>> No.21906023

>>21905480
Don't worry, it's perfectly normal for a first time with an escort. I remember my first time over a decade ago with a 4'1'' mainland chinese girl with C cup and bubble butt ... I nutted my first shot in under 3 minutes.

Just make sure you always use a condom for FS, but you can still get BBBJ with low risk. Also, try out 1hr sessions ... if can definitely be a better experience than 30 min if you and the girl have good chemistry.

Show some pics of the chick and get these virgin /biz/ jelly, lol

>> No.21906034

>>21905987
looks like I hit a nerve, what do you care WTF OP pays for, he probably has plenty of money if he's an OG Link like me. Considering half the posts on biz feature fucking pussy I'd say he has his priorities straight, lmao

>> No.21906060

>>21906023
Good advice anon, I texted her and I’m scheduling a meet up on Friday.

>> No.21906081

>>21905836
If you want to gain confidence you have to both be yourself (I know haha boomer advice) and have a sense of humility about yourself. If someone doesn't want to talk to you then whatever, take the L and move on. Make fun of yourself, people and especially girls like that shit. Literally just talk to people when the situation permits it (i.e. don't go out and creep on girls). Learning to be a social human being is the best way to get over it. I'm not saying you can get over it in a day, I'm saying you can learn to be confident with enough experience. Difficult and very scary at first but you'll get the hang of it.

>> No.21906089

>>21904827
You just contributed to human trafficking OP. Bet if she tried to leave she'd be murdered.

>> No.21906103

Is it safe to get my dick sucked by one of these whores
Cant be much worse than a tinder slut right

>> No.21906111

>>21906034
Imagine being such a failure that you need to pay for pussy

>> No.21906118

>>21904827
Did u get a refund for your other 25min??

>> No.21906134

>>21904827
Did you do anything new with her? What did she do to make you nut so quickly, or was she just that fine?

>> No.21906137

>>21906103
really depends on where you are but i can't speak from experience here. i know a lot of places get their girls tested before doing sex work. probably worse than a tinder slut yeah

>> No.21906138

>>21906111
Everyone always pays for pussy, just in different ways

>> No.21906170

>>21906138
Cope

>> No.21906191

>>21905840
Same

>> No.21906246

>>21906111
I have a gf buddy
How about you?

>> No.21906305

>>21906134
Naw man, she just sucked my dick for like 2 minutes, then sat on my for a bit. I told her to get off cause I was about to nut. I bend her over and spread open those beautiful brown cheeks and slapped her asshole with my noodle dick a few times. Pumped her pussy like 6 times and nutted lmfao.


This is her btw guys
https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2142288594

>> No.21906345

>>21906246
I have one too. Its not anything special. Thats why being unable to attract a partner is a good sign that you're a genetic dead end like op. Good thing hookers exist for his kind to cope.

>> No.21906386

>>21906305
Damn.
Also my first time with an escort was exactly the same, lmao

>> No.21906423

>>21906305
get her to buy LINK bro

>> No.21906428
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>>21906305
kek, someone send her this thread

>>21906345
honestly don't get why you care so much then fren

>> No.21906433

>>21906345
You sound like a no-Linke

>> No.21906469

>>21906305
>https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2142288594
so fine...

>> No.21906472
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>>21906305
tell her come play with our stinky linkies.

>> No.21906501

>>21906469
why dont you fuck her then it's kind of her job or something

>> No.21906524

>>21906428
You're right I shouldn't care

>>21906433
I have plenty

>> No.21906552

>>21906103
BBBJ is low risk, but it is still possible to get some STI from it. Realistically, it is nearly impossible for you to get HIV from BBBJ ... no scientific study has ever shown or proven this.

My advice is: for vaginal and anal sex, always use a condom. For BBBJ, it's up to you, but minor risks are still there.

The STI you should be concerned for: herpes, HPV causing genital warts, syphilis, gonnorhea, chylamdia, and HIV.

If you think you're gonna hobby a long time, you should get the Gardasil-9 vaccine - I'm going to get mine this year. This will prevent about 90% of genital warts. Also know that you will probably get HPV from hobbying, but its ok because almost everyone on earth has different HPV strains.

>> No.21906553

Might meet up with this one tonight fellas. I’ll try to get her to do a time stamp or do a funny LINK/PNK meme lol.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/9549061191

>> No.21906558

>>21904972
theres no difference from buying some 20 pounds of pussy and ass seeing how much silicone she has pumped into herself

>> No.21906595

>>21906558
and a silicone pussy probably feels better, too
based

>> No.21906659

>>21904827
>I bought my first escort in south Florida yesterday with what I made in Chainlink.

S.FL anon here, lets get some meth, booze and some big booty Colombian hookers sometime, fren.

>> No.21906667

Also, it seems that most of you are boomers or millenials cause we don't call it STD anymore ... it's now categorized as STI, a sexually transmitted infection, not a disease since most can be eliminated with antibiotics if caused by bacteria, or medications that can reduce viral load if it's caused by virus.

Furthermore, you should know that when you do a 30min session, that's only 1 shot. So if you blow your load early, most hookers are gonna end the session. The hoes don't care about the full 30min ... for them, it's just a job to make money and once you blow your load, the session is finished.

If you opt for the 1hr session, you get 2 shots.

>> No.21906680

>>21906305
she's hot op you did well, gurantee 90% of losers in this thread wouldn't even dare to try & fuck a girl like that, paying or now.
how big is your link stack for you to have enough to cash out already?

>> No.21906720

>>21904898
>Have fun checking your dick for spots for the next 6 months.
kek

>> No.21906735

>>21906667
ah, the coom king is here to educate us plebeians. classy

>> No.21906737

>>21906659
I’m down bro lmfaoooooo I need to find a cocaine plug out here

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>>21906345
>Thats why being unable to attract a partner is a good sign that you're a genetic dead end like op.

>> No.21906786

>>21906737
>I need to find a cocaine plug out here

cocaine is trash nowadays, most the time it's cut with baby powder, rather get some goodies from a chink laboratory than some nigger buck.

>> No.21906814

>>21906680
Thanks bro. I’m an autist but I could easily pull a nice 4/10, 5/10 broad. But I refuse to bro, I refuse to date someone not hot.

Like I said, me paying for hot escorts is my Naruto shippuden time skip training so that I can overcome the fear of fucking and talking to hot chicks. Never in a million years did I think I could fuck a chick like that. I wanna work out and learn how to talk to bitches like that so I can do it easily at bars and at clubs. We’re all gonna make it.

I have 14k links.

>> No.21906831

>>21904827
Keep this faggot blogpost on r9k you cocksocker, kill yourself for fuck sake
Also fuck jannies for keepin this shit tier thread up

>> No.21906902

>>21906831
Just sharing the fruits of my finance decisions bro. /biz/ got me laid with a hot bitch lmfao. Fucking meme magic

>> No.21906919

>>21904972
built for bwc>>21904972

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>>21904827
based im thinking of doing the same with my link gains op. do i offer her a cup of tea when she arrives and make small talk or just get my dick out and say nothing? should i talk about sergey? do escorts let you film it? id like to so then i could pretend to people i bagged her legit. will i get addicted to escorts?
pic related is £80 for 30 mins

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>>21904827
T.based anon.

Anon i fucked a escort that look like dj soda with my polkadot money

>> No.21907120

>>21906994
Do it bro! I didn’t know what to expect when I met with her. I met her at her hotel, I knocked on her door and told me to get in. I have her a hug and complimented her body. She asked me how I wanted to pay, and once I did she took off her pants and asked if I could take off her shirt. I took off her shirt and squeezed her tities then she layed me in bed, but a condom on, and 5 mins later I nut like a retard LMAOOOO.

Idk if you’ll get addicted but I definitely wanna fuck more hot chicks. I could afford to blow a few grand and get my numbers higher and say that I fucked hot girls.

This one allowed to be recorded but that was an extra $80. I didn’t do it. But be aware hoes charge for that shit

>> No.21907166

>>21907120
im gonna do it! thank you sergey i love you

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Dont forgot to wear condom anon, also heres another 19yo laos girl i fucked

>> No.21907258

>>21907172
>Dont forgot to wear condom anon, also heres another 19yo laos girl i fucked

Thank fuck I live in S.FL and we have waaay better hookers than that hahaha.

>> No.21907263

>>21907172
That’s so hot brotha, did you fuck her in Asia? I’m thinking of taking out another $5k once COVID dies down and try to fuck a few escorts daily. I wouldn’t even mind a few cute traps too desu, no homo

>> No.21907298

>>21906786
I heard the coke is bad here, I thought it was pure as fuck. I’m from California and I moved here two months ago to work on yachts lol. The coke in California is better believe it or not

>> No.21907331

>>21904827
I hate living in South Africa. good on you niggas tho