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>> No.21896897

no

>> No.21896898

TSLA TO $13 EOY

>> No.21896900

sorry my brain is cooming and i forgot about things like threads

>> No.21896925

>>21896866
sorry, I get yelled at when I make them.

>> No.21896932
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NET bros, is this a good place to sell if I need some capital for other stuff? or should I just sell my silver AGQ bags at -15%?

>> No.21896946

I fomod into NIO when i had barely any cash and only got 5 shares. I might get more but i want to save my money (759.59) for the tesla and apple split. What do

>> No.21896951
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>>21896866
I bought apple calls at the top today. how fucked am I?

are they going to get a decent run up before friday end?

>> No.21896953

Is this the dip? Lmao

>>21896831 (You)
>What happens in the case of dividends paying out less than the cost of a single share?

You get a fractional share. If your brokerage doesn't do fractional shares then it will sell all the whole shares first and then let go of the fractionals

>> No.21896954

>He didn't buy the TQQQ dip

>> No.21896957

I don’t get it. You think you deserve thanks for all the effort you put in to baking a thread?

Next time do it without complaining and maybe I’ll be impressed.

>> No.21896959

days like today are when I regret not having put my 30k into QQQ already.

>> No.21896974
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21896974

nio lads RISE

>> No.21896975

The ape part of my brain told me it was a good time to buy today, Then I remembered that I always need to inverse myself and held off. Works every time.

>> No.21896983

>>21896866
I wish id bought more vertex they have had a very comfy month

>> No.21896998
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21896998

Why is QQQ mooning?

>> No.21897006

>>21896975
>didn't buy the adsk dip
ngmi

>> No.21897015
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21897015

those are single buy orders. over $10 million by one person or a small group

>> No.21897023

Bought 38 msft on Friday at $213.2

>> No.21897027

fb and wkhs calls IN

>> No.21897030

>>21896866
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>> No.21897041
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21897041

Buy Impact Silver. Literally the best and most highly-leveraged silver play there is, and it's down 30% from the peak. Downside risk is eliminated. Silver is soaring today. Get in now before it really moves. It's only up 2.5%. Q2 earnings report comes out today.

>> No.21897046

>>21896953
When you sell that is. Otherwise you will still just hold it as a fractional share. Buying fractional shares vs accumulating them through dividends is different.

>> No.21897051
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BILI

>> No.21897058
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21897058

I keep losing money

>> No.21897066

>>21897015
what website/broker?

>> No.21897067
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21897067

FCNTX has done great for me and now so is AAPL. I should have bought AAPL long ago.

>> No.21897069

>>21896951
Why didn't you buy yesterday at 495?

>> No.21897081

>>21897006
Didn't buy the top either.

>> No.21897093
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>>21897069
was really busy at work

>> No.21897095

>>21897041

P. S. I'm the same person who recommended Tinka Resources and Fireweed Zinc as neglected silver stocks on the 4th of August, which are now up 25% since I did so.

>> No.21897096

>>21896932
Yes. Set up a sell order at 39.99/40.

>> No.21897108

Here's the T/QQQ dip, better buy in now

>> No.21897112
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>>21897081
i-it's recovering

>> No.21897120

shill me some good EOD calls that I can sell tomorrow morning
Thinking about either buying a FB or MSFT pump then selling before the big dump tomorrow

>> No.21897123

>>21897058
The only way to lose money in the April -> August market was to
>follow boomer advice on 'vale' stocks that will 'rebound' after corona
>chasing trends like a tweaker and trying to time shit
>oilfags
Which one is you?

>> No.21897136

>>21897093
Couldn't step out for a shit and get a call? This one's on you bub. Don't worry, so long as it's under 580 and before Sep - 18th you'll be "fine"

>> No.21897146

>>21897041
Shoo shoo pennyboi

>> No.21897149

Fuck RKT this is just another earnings pump and dump

>> No.21897159

>>21896998
Cause I bought some puts at open.

>> No.21897162

>>21896932
Thats exactly what I did today

>> No.21897174

>>21897066
nordic meme terminal called infront

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>>21897123
MFW I did all three.

>> No.21897183

>>21897146

Enjoy your 1000 P. E.-ratio tech stocks. I'll be buying the most undervalued asset on the planet.

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>>21896866

XOM BROTHERS HANG IN THERE, NEW RONA NUMBERS DECREASING WORLDWIDE SLOWLY

TECH IS JUST A MEME, ONCE THE ECONOMY RE OPENS ON 100% PEOPLE WILL CATCH UP ALL THE THINGS THEY DIDNT DO , THIS INCLUDES MEME VACATIONS AND CONSOOM

>> No.21897186

WHAT WAS THAT??? round 2 on AAPL coming up now, hoping for a breakout up to the next level of resistance of around 509

>> No.21897187
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21897187

Anyone gonna sell before close today? And maybe re-buy tomorrow if things shit the bed when JPOW talks? This is great but goddamn it's getting spooky

>> No.21897190

>>21897120

Facebook 300 calls when they dip bsvk to 2.90-2.95 Easy money eod or tomorrow whichever suits you. Jpow speaks tomorrow morn I’d sell eod today

>> No.21897195

WHY IN THE ABSOLUTE FLYING H*CK AM I DOWN ON THE DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE TECH STONKS I FELL FOR THE VALUE STOCK MEME I AM AN OFFICIAL RETARD

>> No.21897213

>>21896932
Is NET gonna just crab forever?

>> No.21897238

>>21897185
I hope you get beat to death in a bowling alley

>> No.21897242
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21897242

Can I get some opinions on the Amazon p/e ratio? It seems very reasonable relative to some of the other companies that are usually mentioned alongside it. Or does it not matter at all? Thoughts?

>> No.21897245

is there a good site to view all the tickers on an exchange, and the % they moved, all at once?

>> No.21897252

>>21897051
Fuck it just bought 2 shares in case there’s no dip after tonight’s earnings.

>> No.21897264
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21897264

Hurricane Laura is on the verge of becoming a catastrophic Cat 4 Hurricane.

The NAIL etf hasn't moved too much. Why? Will it move once the Hurricane wrecks everything?

>> No.21897265

>>21897187
what are the chances the premarket is not going to shit the bed and you could dump at the market open?

>> No.21897282

>>21897195
Sell all your faggot stocks and buy either TQQQ or FNGU or 50/50 DO IT FUCKING NOW AND STFU

>> No.21897286
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>>21897123
>Which one are you?
Trying to time the bubble pop on NASDAQ

>> No.21897295

>>21897264
I've been thinking about a NAIL play

>> No.21897301

Dems are encouraging the destruction of small business and city home values all to pump the market.

>> No.21897309

>>21897185
>NEW RONA NUMBERS DECREASING WORLDWIDE SLOWLY
Just wait until schools have been open for 2 weeks bro. You think these kids are going to wear their masks and practice social distancing? They're going to breath on each other and get them selves infected, then bring it home and infect their whole families.

>> No.21897321

>bought 3.5 tqqq last week
>wake up in comfy town

Time to sell anons!

>> No.21897322

>>21897264
>>21897295
NAIL vs. LL?

>> No.21897330

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEDXSBCj6dl/

SHIEEEEEET

>> No.21897335

>>21897301
>destruction of small business and city home values
>destruction of small business
yes
>city home values
what? housing has never been more expensive in major cities

>> No.21897355

>>21897322
Nail is a 3x leveraged ETF i'll take that any day of the week

>> No.21897379

HOW do I make money? I’m so upset I missed NIO

>> No.21897389
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>>21897322
NAIL has home builders, home depot and lowes under it. It should cover more ground for the price.

Ll is good too, but covers much less imo

>> No.21897397

>>21897330
We're going to get dumped on

>> No.21897404

>>21897379
Xpeng IPO

>> No.21897419
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21897419

how much higher do you guys think apple is going to get before the stock split friday?

>> No.21897420

>>21897321
>selling at the new bottom
ngmi

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>>21897301
>Obamas sons burn down americas cities
>Trump launches initiative to rebuild, creating surge in demand for unskilled labor
>stonks go up again

>> No.21897437

>>21897123
covid recovery plays are good but only when we actually recover from covid. i plan on making some fast food restaurant plays when people can actually dine inside again, for example. but im not getting into that shit early lmao that's dumb.

the key with stocks is that it's like a party. you don't want to be early. you want to be fashionably late and leave fashionably early instead of overstaying your welcome.

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>>21897182

>> No.21897464

>>21897174
looks based but that price wew

>> No.21897466
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21897466

Fucking crab days

>> No.21897476

what are the odds that QQQ splits around 300. it hasnt split in 20 years

>> No.21897482

>>21897330
This is why I want a massive fucking dump again, the fact that there's people like this that simply pressed the buy button and is enjoying a free perma bull run while actually telling people to ask her for tips is fucking retarded

>> No.21897511

>>21897379
you didn’t miss anything.

>> No.21897513

>>21897466
>crab day
>half my total funds
so this is the power of a big account...

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>>21896953
Wait, are you sure that you can lose more than what you invest on TQQQ?
I understand that shorting or any kind of bet on market drops can fuck you like that, but won't TQQQ just drop 3x(QQQ) but still stop at your investment being worth $0?

>> No.21897532

Redpill me on oil stocks, have about 3grand in and making shit

>> No.21897547

>>21897419
Higher than Steve Jobs on a hippie trail in India with an iPod playing The Beatles.

>> No.21897552
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21897552

>>21897330
Things are actually getting better, less people are interested in stocks than earlier in the year and hopefully we go back to baseline.

>> No.21897570

>AAPL struggling now

fuck why did i have to get greedy instead of just selling at 507 like i said i would? oh well here's hoping for a consolidation into a breakout to new highs.

>> No.21897572

So when is Jerome going to speak tomorrow
Pls in delta t so i dont have to look up useless boomer (((timezones)))

>> No.21897579

>>21897457
It aint that bad. I did buy WKHS at 10 because it was getting shilled. The only time chasing trends worked out.

>> No.21897585

>>21897432
Based

>> No.21897597

BULLISH OR BEARISH FOR POWELL TOMORROW ON RKT

>> No.21897610

>>21897513
You're gonna make it.

>> No.21897617

>>21897532
You would have to be retarded to buy oil stocks. You would have to be even more retarded to buy oil stocks with 3k and expect anything because even if they start pumping again the upside is very limited.

>> No.21897624
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21897624

anyone else have a leverage fetish

>> No.21897635

>>21897570
I fucking really hate you guys. Its apple not a pump and dump, literally put it away for a month, come back, celebrate, shut up

>> No.21897640
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21897640

>SHLL
should I dump

>> No.21897659

Annalist are saying apple could hit 600 due to iphone hype and stuff. Makes you think don't it. After all the new iphone don't come out till way after the split is effective and the stock is trading @126ish..

>> No.21897676

>>21897640
>he fell for the SHLL bot

>> No.21897695

>>21897640
You should've sold 2 days ago and bought CCH warrants

>> No.21897701

TESLA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

>> No.21897703

Well just closed my last risky move. Only have shares in a stock I want long term and options that will likely expire worthless as I refuse to close them out for a rip off (market makers refuse to meet in the middle) as the likelihood of the stock dumping such a large percentage is unlikely especially with how much todays pump boosted it away haha.

Feeling real comfy now just in case Jerome pulls a fast one and this is just market makers pumping up stock prices right before a nose dive (eg Feb 2020 was probably them look at how it spike up and then down)

>> No.21897705

>>21897635
but muh bubble? i figure something like AMD or NVDA has a lot more room to grow since they actually innovate.

>> No.21897720

>>21897624
No, I just have a fetish for women being sentient, thoughtful, and kind beings which is of course impossible to fulfill.

>> No.21897731

>>21897659
dont think just buy. the market cant possibly go down from here bro. this is a new paradigm

>> No.21897760

>>21897617
I put about 2.5k in, but it seems I hit the ceiling for gains.
I think I'm going to sell in a bit desu, put it all in Link

>> No.21897761

>>21897635
You guys are going to get so fucked when the apple harvest comes and you have to leave all the apples on the trees because Trump kicked out all the Mexicans.

>> No.21897763

I love stocks. It's literally free money.
End of year price targets not accounting for splits
Apple 900
Tesla 5000
Nio 150
Overstock 440
Zoom 90
Shopify 1750
Microsoft 2000

>> No.21897769

>>21896998
Because the meme companies on it spiked again.

>> No.21897771

>>21897705
Then put your money there instead stop trying to swing like a dumbass. Do research, trust and hold. Youre going to make a bad call and get cornholed fucking around too much

>> No.21897776

>>21897464
it is based purely for the instant orderbook click trading it has and everything else is just a bonus on top. makes getting into and out of bio/pharma penny stock pumps effortless

>> No.21897782

>>21896866
I love Amazon so much it's almost retarded

>> No.21897789

>>21897528
You can lose more than your initial investment without the stock going to zero. I'm not good at math so I can't put an equation out for this but basically if it crabs negative for a long time the negative will compound greater than the positive and the share will have to go up higher and higher just to get you back up. Leverage is debt and debt compounds. If you are trending down that debt is going to fuck everything up. That is why they are so powerful in BOTH directions which is why they are not reccomended for long term only daily use. HOWEVER if you are in a bull run then it doesn't matter if you hold long term because you're green so much and by good amounts that any little steps back don't matter.

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>>21897763
>MSFT 2000

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>>21897720
Neither can my 2d fetish

>> No.21897800

>>21897659
Stop questioning what the big investors are saying anon they know better than you
Just BUY BUY BUY anon it's literally free money

>> No.21897812

>>21897309
Stfu nothing is going to happen. Virus is scam.

>> No.21897815

>>21897532
Oil stocks might be a good play once the hurricane is over

>> No.21897820

>>21897659
Lol my avg is sub $450. About $112.50 per share. $600 = $150 post split. Man did I make a good move. Might buy some more but not until after Jerome speaks and has good odds of tanking the market and todays euphoria ends up just being market makers with insider information pumping prices on retail to dump on them today for a boost in gains only to buy lower should this suspicion of mine be true.

>> No.21897827

>>21897771
why not both? i want to keep buying the dips and selling the rips. worst case scenario i don't mind holding for longer if i have to.

>> No.21897839

>>21897763
>>21897793
Time to get in for that easy 9x

>> No.21897847

>>21897760
Buy Amazon or tqqq

>> No.21897855

>>21897763
tell me how NIO won't be another Huawei

>> No.21897860

>>21897528
>>21897789
wtf are you on about. don't listen to this fool. no you can't lose more than what you buy in for with etfs or tqqq.
also, zoom out on tqqq for 10 years.

>> No.21897862

Buy RLFTF

>> No.21897866

>>21897793
It's criminally undervalued and everybody knows to never sell their winners. Hasn't even been a single bear trap in 6 months. The coming bubble is going to make everything go up 10x or more.

>> No.21897887

>>21897763
MSFT would be lucky to hit 300 EOY

>> No.21897894

>>21897827
Time in market > timing market

>> No.21897914

>>21897866
No, MSFT is approximately correctly valued actually. Know what's undervalued? AMZN and FB. Yes, really.

>> No.21897921

>>21897860
Do you know how debt works anon?

>> No.21897922

>>21897309
>tfw 30 years old

feels good not having to deal with any school shit anymore. it's weird how that shit is your whole life and now it's like a distant memory.

anyways im pretty sure stops just got run on AAPL around the VWAP

>> No.21897933

>>21897812
>Stfu nothing is going to happen.
They're going to force testing on the children, and if a child is infected they'll force the parents into quarantine until they can get tested. Since the parents are quarantined with a sick kid they're surely going to get it and add more positive tests to the numbers. Market's about to start pricing this in. Instead of bloody october it's going to be a september surprise.

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>MSFT going up to 220$
Shit... maybe I should sell it before it crash again.

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21897944

How many stocks do you hold at any one time?

>> No.21897953

>>21897659
Oh I already bought. 22.x shares @ $444.088 for the lot (88.x shares starting 8-31)

>> No.21897958

Do I sell my shitcoin pharma gambling bags or hold on until the bitter end?
I don't really give a shit about the money, it's only about $300 total but it's getting kind of boring looking at the red numbers while I see the rest of my portfolio doing well

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21897960

AAPL GO THE FUCK BACK UP THIS INSTANT

>> No.21897970

God damn should I really just sell my apple and go 100% into tqqq/fngu/soxl?

>> No.21897984

>>21897944
>FNGU
>TQQQ
>AAPL
>AMZN
>TSLA
>NVDA

However many that is

>> No.21897990

>>21897552
Who the fuck googles stocks? That's boomers trying to find DJI online, not novice traders.

>> No.21897994

>>21897894
is this another one of those gay buffet quotes? it would be less of a problem if we weren't constantly in danger of getting shit on by another crash. if (and when) the next crash occurs and i actually know enough to buy in at the bottom this time, then i'll agree with you and buy a bunch of tech/semi stocks i love and hold them forever, okay?

>> No.21898004

>>21897970
no, keep your apple and split the rest into TQQQ/SOXL

>> No.21898010

anyone else make money on NFLX today?

>> No.21898011

>>21897990
I do
What the FUCK are you gonna do about it, nerd?

>> No.21898020

>>21897921
anon, i think you need to read a little about how markets and shit works.
yes, tqqq is leveraged, that doesn't mean you buy it on margin automatically. tqqq pays for the leverage itself with its spread and a tiny % it goes down in value over time.

>> No.21898024

>>21897944
Hold?

>> No.21898029

>>21897432
Racism not allowed outside of /b/ reported

>> No.21898058

>>21897994
Thats 10 years away

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21898060

>NET gearing up to QUADRUPLE top
well, this is gay

>> No.21898067

>>21897432
What's the difference between "negro", "nigger' and "ape" though?

>> No.21898071

>>21897994
There is no question of /if/, it's simply a question of when. It's an inevitability.

>>21898011
Are you the guy that does TA on google line charts?

>> No.21898072

>>21897839
Kek

>> No.21898079

>>21897933
CDC changed its guidelines so that you don't need testing unless you are symptomatic, this also includes people who came in contact with infected people. Schools barely have money as is and they're not going to shill out the cash to get testing done unless the government gives them another fat check, and even if they do they'll probably just pocket the cash and ignore it because it's not required anymore anyway.

Shit is over dude, no amount of fear mongering is going to get anyone to continue to give a shit about the chink virus.

>> No.21898083

so $APPL is pumping to $520 tomorrow, right?

>> No.21898098

>>21897432
Based

>>21898029
Announcing a report is a bannable offense anon

>> No.21898112

>>21897866
>criminally undervalued
You sound just like those people on stocktwits

>calls brokerage
>"all in market buy msft $50 strike puts"
>"but s-ir are you sure yo-"
>click

>> No.21898115

>>21897921
i mean we want to help you but you sound really misguided on purpose so
fuck off

>> No.21898120

>>21898067
They are such a daily feature of american life that we have many names for them, much like the story of the eskimos and their many names for snow

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>>21898029

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21898136

is it time to sell?

>> No.21898146

>>21897994
there is a better chance of us having sex than the market crashing

>> No.21898151

>>21897944
I always go all in on 1 stock

>> No.21898158

>>21898067
Negro is the PC version
Able is mildly offensive (like cracker)
Nigger is the most offensive. (A White equivalent does not exist)

>> No.21898160

Hmmm Z calls y/n? Looking at 85c OCT, but might wait for dump tomorrow

>> No.21898170

>>21897914

I agree with FB being the best value FAGMAN at this moment but why Amazon? Care to share your rationale?

>> No.21898176

>>21898120
But it says "nigger or negro" and "negro or ape", which suggests that while they all refer to the same subject, there is a distinction. For example, maybe negro = free'd slaves and nigger = non-free'd.

>> No.21898197

>>21897624
I make my own leverage with long-term calls.

>> No.21898208

>>21898067
Any word you use to refer to them they will consider a pejorative, like mondays, urban youths etc..

>> No.21898215

>TSLA

do i just hold through these new highs or what?

>> No.21898219
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21898219

Based CLSK finding new ways to disappoint me everyday

>> No.21898236

>>21898151
post net worth

>> No.21898238

>listen to /smg/
>lose money
>rely on instinct alone
>gain money

????????

>> No.21898240
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21898240

I'm sorry
I don't respect homosexuality

>> No.21898241

>>21896974
>not buying NIO, selling high, then buying LI
I think I bought nio at 14, sold it at 16.80, then memed it into LI at around 16.00 and sold it this morning at 20

>> No.21898247

>>21898029
it's not racist. this was the only way to make blacks go out and become sucessful business owner.

>> No.21898250
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>>21897763

t absolute state of newfag robinhood poorkeks

>> No.21898252

>>21898215
You don't want to be the retard that sold before the split.

>> No.21898257

Reminder to long shiny boomer rocks, digital zoomer rocks, tech, and American misery.
Short USD, the middle class, and boomer stocks.

>> No.21898270

>>21898029

You’re a fag. Fuck niggers they’re ruining the country,

>> No.21898275

>>21898252
that massive dip those past couple days was scary tho

>> No.21898279
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>>21897763
>Microsoft 2000
wow you're retarded

>> No.21898282
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21898282

>Salesforce.com
>literal who dot com bubble tier company
>up $50 a share today

Yeah guys I'm thinking it's time to get out of the market.

>> No.21898329

>>21898170
Outside murrikkka, it is often the only way to get maybe half the global market's selection of products. It is also the prime means to obtain pseudo-exotic products like tapioca flour outside specialized shops that may not exist locally. Further, it is often by far the cheapest option for many product classes even when they're available locally (notably, cosmetics and electronics).
There is still a lot of space to cover with amazon coverage (3rd world shitholes mostly) and shit like prime barely exists outside the US (e.g. you get 2+ days delivery with "prime" and it's not available on 90%+ of products which instead can take months to arrive with free shipping), leaving even more room for dominance.
Furthermore, they have robust yet rather new tech wings (AWS being the most well-known and most battle-tested, but they also have their own videogames studios now, along with their own cryengine branch called lumberyard). They have really good AI teams, and they're experimenting with brick and mortar in ways that could generate novel, permanent revenue streams with first mover advantage.
Overall, I think AMZN is currently trading below half its real worth.

>> No.21898334

>>21898275
It's supposed to be scary, how else would they get your shares?

>> No.21898335

>>21898275
doesn't matter, because you're not gonna sell the dip, are you? Just fucking hold, man.

>> No.21898348

>>21898282
This is bait

>> No.21898356

>>21898238
>refuse to listen to /smg/'s advice to buy
>FOMO in hard when /smg/ stops saying to buy
>blame /smg/
Every time.

>> No.21898365

>>21898236
I got about $850

>> No.21898373

is this new support for wkhs

>> No.21898390

If you have 100 shares currently in a covered call leading into a forward split, you still get your 400 shares correct?

>> No.21898402
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>>21896866
when you become the robin hood meme

why did i listen to robin hood investors adn potnoy the basedboy

>> No.21898410

>>21898275
you are supposed to buy the dips, not be scared of them.

>> No.21898413

>>21898335
i did though im still holding, im holding for at least a month. no stop loss either because these aren't penny stocks and i believe in the retard strength of elon cultists for battery day. but im just sayin'.

>> No.21898414
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>>21897159
Baggie how long before these puts print? No way I'm holding this shit over the weekend.

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>>21898373
I'd wait 'till the end of the week, but yeah it's pretty surprising that it hasn't dropped back to 15-16 yet.

>> No.21898436

>dat crm volume and price action
Up or down? Any minute now /smg/, better place your bets!

>> No.21898451

>>21898410
i already put all my money in though, i could only buy the dip if i sold the rip instead of just holding since early last week

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I hope SI hits 35 next month

>> No.21898466
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SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IN THE NIO TRAIN

>> No.21898477

Reminder that covid stocks are great, but not forever holds. (outside of AMZN, companies that were already doing great) 99.9% of people survive the infection. People are staying at home because they like it. I have been working from home and it's comfy as fuck I browse biz and trade all day while still doing the 4 hours of work I normally do during a 8 hours workday. If I never set foot in Manhattan again it will be too soon. Fuck big cities. That being said, remember that businesses considering ways to go full online are already building the infrastructure to replace you with pajeets. That is why you need to invest in tech that allows maximum pajeeting. Or a total collapse of city life.

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21898478

I have $565 cash unused sitting in RH. TQQQ or RKT?

>> No.21898503

>>21898466
hop on the horse train. only a matter of time.

>> No.21898505

Bbbbbut I thought clsk was going to 15 this week? Wtf?

>> No.21898508

>>21898238
>stop letting memes decide in what i invest in
>read the news
>watch price movement
>buy the dip
>profit
>>21898436
We /HON/ tomorrow crm is gonna crab like this until the swap

>> No.21898519
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>>21898071
>TA
nigga, I just buy whatever is being shilled on wsb

>> No.21898522

Shouldn't gamestop go up when the new gen of consoles release? They're supposedly coming this year maybe

>> No.21898538

>>21898477
what's the best career to look into developing skills for now? is all programming gonna be overtaken by pajeets or are there any safe WFH jobs?

>> No.21898548
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>OH NO NO NO, HOW CAN TSLA KEEP GOING UP WHEN THE P/E IS 1000?! IT'S A BUBBLE, SOMEONE STOP IT. WE CAN'T LET THE PRICE STAY THIS HIGH OR ELSE MY FEELINGS WILL STAY HURT

In 2013 Amazon had a P/E ratio of 3633.

>> No.21898550
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21898550

I SHORTED TECH YESTERDAY BECAUSE SMG SAID ITS THE TOP

>> No.21898553

will i ever buy the right stocks? doubt it

>> No.21898579
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>>21898550
now it's the top

>> No.21898580

>>21898508
>buy the morning dip
>sell the power hour pump the next day

its this easy.

>> No.21898590

Argggggggggg I just fucked upppppp bigggg. Went to re adjust my stop loss and actually sold my Tesla now idk if I should buy back in or fucking what. What a bitch wtf kill me

>> No.21898595

>>21898550
shorting tech is like shorting the future, you fucking idiot.

>> No.21898606

>>21898538
Nothing is really safe. I am thinking of learning a trade like HVAC, because it will be awhile before AI can go into a house and unfuck a boiler. I would go into sales, but I hate people too much, I can't hold dates in my head and I'm bad at first impressions.

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21898611

New weapon finished researching

>> No.21898614

>>21898550
They've been saying it's the top for Months now

>> No.21898628

>TSLA mooning again

okay AAPL your turn now, let's go little buddy

>> No.21898637

>>21898550
No one said it's the top? I was on /smg/ for way longer than I want to admit to yesterday. Basically on stopped posting to go to the gym and sleep.

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21898643

>>21898590
If Tesla is extremely undervalued...

Why not buy from the ATH top?

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21898646

y/n?

>> No.21898648

>>21898548
It's the anaconda method. "Hurr durr Amazon isn't making money!!!" Doesn't matter when you are literally swallowing an entire future market and basically building a monopoly under any competitors feet.

>> No.21898651

>>21898646

Fuck no.

>> No.21898658
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21898658

>got JUST'd trying to catch the UONE knife
I should've just YOLO'd into NAK when it was 60 cents yesterday.

>> No.21898664
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21898664

>TQQQ
WHEN WILL THIS SHIT DROP I WANT TO GET IN

>> No.21898686

>>21898658

Uone is a joke company and you’re a fucking idiot.

>> No.21898690

>>21898606
Join a skilled trade union. Learn a trade. Never be job scared again
>>21898643
It's been the top for 6 months. Also it's already went up like ten dollars since I fucked up

>> No.21898696

>>21898646
Hell ya ma nigga

>> No.21898698
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21898698

Somebody reply to this post for a meme option I can buy under $250 in the next 5 minutes and I'll do it.

>> No.21898703

>>21898606
guess i'll just stay as a technician with the option to move up to an engineer one day, then. was kinda hoping i could double dip with trading and WFH coding but maybe that's just a pipedream? maybe i can get away with it for a couple of years though? coding is already good because most EE techs can't do it, but at the very least they still need us to do the soldering by hand.

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>>21896898
13 thousands? Man you are such an optimist!

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>>21897921
>>21898020
Thanks for the input anons, I really do appreciate it. I really am spooked by the mention of debt in the explanations on how the ETF is leveraged, but I'll look into it before writing it off completely.

>> No.21898724

>>21898664
Yesterday between 9:30 and 11am

>> No.21898730

>>21898698

AMD $87 Call expiring Friday sell eod

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>>21898658
>buying meme companies no one has ever heard of when you could simply buy and hold AAPL and TSLA

>> No.21898740

Bought my first put on goodyear, stonk goes up.

>> No.21898749
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21898749

WKHS

>> No.21898767
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21898767

Finally breached the 80k mark again. Once I hit 100k it'll probably be easier to make more.

>> No.21898769

>>21898658
>UONE
Nah ma nigga, BYFC is where it's at

>> No.21898772

>>21898698
Goodyear!

>> No.21898778
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21898778

>>21898606
>>21898703
may I suggest Industrial Automation - I do it and enjoy the variety. I think it's close-ish to HVAC. There's wiring, programming of PLCs, document writing, etc etc. Due to COVID, if I'm not at a customer site doing testing/commissioning I am WFH coding, writing docs, etc.

>> No.21898779

What;s everybody got for lunch? I'm having a capicola grinder

>> No.21898784
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21898784

I hope my plays work out well tomorrow and Friday

>> No.21898788
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21898788

Alright, liquidated all my shit ahead of tomorrow's speech. See you on the other side, cretins

>> No.21898799

>>21898730
already sold my AMD on this recent pump to 87, i'll wait for the next dip to start accumulating again.

>> No.21898800

should i buy NIO?

>> No.21898806

>>21898646
only 10 contracts lol? do you want gains or not

>> No.21898809

>>21898646
>>21898651
This.

>> No.21898818

>>21898779
BBQ chicken sandwich with a dill pickle, and an apple. Baggie god dammit when is QQQ gonna drop

>> No.21898821

>>21898779

Fried oyster po’boy

>> No.21898822

>>21897185
I just put in $200 to XOM so I hope you're right

>> No.21898831

Is XPEV going to be the next NIO/LI?

>> No.21898835

>>21898779
1 spicy goat and 2 chicken tinga tacos with onion cheese and mole. Ill be back to bloodwiping in no time

>> No.21898841

>>21898788
whose speech

>> No.21898847

>>21898712
>>21898115
>>21898020

It is possible in theory but highly unlikely in practice. Just know what you're getting yourself into.
If it's any consolation I hold FNGU and TQQQ. I don't reccomend it in the vanilla investing advice I give to other people outside of /smg/ because I don't want to hear about how it dropped 15% in one day and they got scared and sold.
DYOR

>> No.21898853

>>21898788
Lmao liquidated a bunch of my stuff too. Have few things left that are likely safe from Jerome tanking stuff and shares I have no intent of letting go long term.

>> No.21898855

>>21898778
how close to electrical engineering is that though? i've got about 5 years of technician experience doing all sorts of assembly as well as coding python and labview so far.

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>>21898779
cottage cheese and a protein shake. more of a snack lunch though

>>21898788
who's speech was it again?

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>>21898841
u'r mum LOL

>> No.21898873

>>21898788
>he sold?

>> No.21898884
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21898884

Is it too late to buy into TQQQ at this point?

>> No.21898886

>>21898841
OUR SPEECH

>> No.21898891

>>21898788
prolly the smartest move desu

>> No.21898893

>>21898818
>Baggie god dammit when is QQQ gonna drop
once they finish buying

>> No.21898896

>>21898648
That is a good point. It's amazing how many people don't realize this despite Musk explicitly stating that they don't want to force that large of a profit and they instead want to throw everything into growth. Tesla has some of the highest gross margins in the industry, it should be obvious to people that they could easily become an extremely profitable company if they wanted to.

>> No.21898897

I have 50 AAPL, 200 after split
Is it enough to make it?

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>>21898767
Don't forget to hedge for a repeat of March

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21898903

I'm back again /smg/

>> No.21898912

Netflix is the one fang stock I don't own fuck.

>> No.21898919

>>21898664
Zoom out 10 years on TQQQ. Use your brain

>> No.21898923

>>21898779
Dry ramen

>> No.21898934

>>21898841
>>21898863
>who's speech was it again?

Jerome Powell. If you don't know who he is. NGMI

>> No.21898937

To think I almost bought puts on SPY this morning

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>>21898891
Sir, trust me sir, I am experience trader

>> No.21898952

>>21898884
what's the worst that's gonna happen? we dump to $30 and climb back to $140 in 4 months again?

>> No.21898961

>>21898855
Decently close. EE is a very broad field, and so is industrial automation. The coding Python and Labview would give you a leg up on learning how to program PLCs - they aren't complicated at all. Otherwise, EE would help you in that you need to know a little about wiring, motors, Variable Frequency Drives, etc etc.

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>>21898767
It's kind of surprising how much easier it is to make more at $100k. I'm hoping $200k is even more surprising. Of course at $1 million, you could be making $10,000 every time you go up 1%....

>> No.21898976

>>21898779
leftover pizza that I ordered yesterday since I was feeling a bit under the weather and didn't want to cook.

>> No.21898980

>>21898884
TQQQ will always go up, but there are big down and up spikes. It's never a bad time to get in but I'd wait for a small dip.

Last month it was hovering 120-130 and went down to 107. Now its hovering 140-160, I can imagine a 120 day soon

>> No.21898981
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21898981

up or down following jpows speech tomorrow?
http://www.strawpoll.me/20835157

>> No.21898998

>>21898863
Jerome "Black lives matter" Powell

>> No.21899006

>tesla ATH once again
tempted to buy more t b h

>> No.21899008

>>21898712
just don't listen to any of the dumb posts you've received here. there is nothing special to tqqq except that it just moves 3x of qqq/nasdaq. it's like holding shares. you can't go magically in debt or other retarded shit you've been misinformed about.

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21899013

TESLA $2.5K BEFORE THE SPLIT??

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>>21898952

>> No.21899019
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21899019

Hourly reminder you should not own anything other than tech.

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>>21898891
>>21898788
If the speech is bad news, when will the low of the dip be? During, after, close/AH, or friday?

>> No.21899030

>>21898934
Just started what the fuck is that old man gonna do in the federal reserve?

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>>21898981
>up

>> No.21899036

>>21899013
>Battery day
>Elon announces another split on Battery Day

Yes, please

>> No.21899038
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21899038

Ended up finally going through with 17 shares of Tesla yesterday. Fully expected it to tumble and I’d be in the red for a fair bit but I’m pleasantly surprised. Not going to sell for a year to avoid short term gains tax but so far I’m glad I bought when I did even though it’s fucking crazy.

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21899042

brand new to this
first time doing a call
can someone tell me whats happening and if what i did was retarded

>> No.21899052

>>21898961
any companies in MA in particular i should look into?

>> No.21899079

>>21898952
i wanna buy when it's 30 again tho

>> No.21899086

>>21899042
ur doing great anon!
remember to sell and rebuy new calls every other day for max profit while according PDT

>> No.21899105

>>21898778
I'll have an EE degree in two years with MATLAB, Python, and some Origin experience, plus electronics and signals courses. If I wanted to do industrial automation after graduation, how would I start acquiring the right skills? How did you acquire the skills for it?

>> No.21899108

Sucks that the banks are down. I didn't want to hold for the POW speech. He always fucks everything.

>> No.21899119

>>21898884
>>21898980
This. Buy some dips if they come around. It always seems like you're missing out on these huge bull runs and then you just want to FOMO in. If you look at a chart of it though you will see it has huge drops along with the huge run ups.
I wouldn't stress buying any more until there's a favorable dip unless you have a recurring purchase order and you just DCA.

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21899130

>post yfw Jerome announces "reparations"

>> No.21899143

>>21899042
>brand new to this
>call

why is this so fucking common?

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21899150

>>21898934
Am I presumptions to assume that the kind of person who would liquidate their assets just because of upcoming Powell speech, is the same person that
>also liquidated their assets in March
>stayed on the sidelines far too long
>blamed Powell for the recovery and therefore see him as a powerful entity to be feared

So Im to listen advice of a person that failed when everyone was gaining

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21899160

>>21899052
if you are serious in researching the world of industrial automation, let me say all this:

To work in the field, you'll typically work at a) a factory (i.e. an end user) b) a systems integrator - who is like a consulting firm and has various customers and clients in all types of industries or c) an OEM, who makes one or two specific things. I work for systems integrator. You can go to the website below and search for systems integrators in your state. You have a leg up in that you know some type of programming already, and that you're hands on. These are not 100% desk jobs, they are like 50% desk 50% field, which is why I like them. Good luck & thanks for reading my blog

https://www.csiaexchange.com/

>> No.21899164

What are the odds Jerome is going to say the N word? That would tank the markets for sure.

>> No.21899181

>>21899164
Every time he opens his mouth the banks go down.

>> No.21899189

>>21899164
Why would he do that, you think he likes working overtime doing all that printing?

>> No.21899190
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>>21898779
Coffee and a peanut butter and jelly sammich.

Been eating that for lunch since the lockdowns started. I've lost 35 lbs on that small change.

>> No.21899201

>>21899164

He will say it metaphorically

>> No.21899204

>>21899105
read >>21899160
Honestly just cold call systems integrators and say you're interested and willing to learn. This shit is simply not taught in schools so we don't expect you to know it. If you REALLY want a leg up, buy a UDemy course on how to program a PLC. That's about the maximum amount of effort you can do.

>> No.21899206

>>21899190
lol are you 300lb

>> No.21899210

can i get another one of them apple +5% days please?

>> No.21899227
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>>21899143
>why is this so fucking common?
Haha yeah I wonder why...
hmmmmmmmm

>> No.21899228
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>>21899119
Yep. If you have access to charts use them to find your entry/exits

>> No.21899234

>>21899164
>That would tank the markets for sure.
it would make them fucking skyrocket

>> No.21899240

>>21897041

Impact Silver was up 2% when I made this post. it is now up 9% and growing. There is still time to get in.

>> No.21899246
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21899246

FB Chads roll call

>> No.21899257
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21899257

so is this big green bar basically all the shorts who thought they were "selling the top" getting squeezed and having their stops run, then?

>> No.21899261
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>> No.21899268

>>21898778
I wish math was taught to me better, I enjoy it when it's used to solve a real world problem or create something. In school it was taught as "find the tangent, SoCaToah!" I had no idea what any of it actually meant. I learned some Python. Currently I do motion graphics. I am in little danger of automation, but in high danger of getting Pajeeted.
>>21898690
My industry doesn't like highering people older than 40 and I just turned 30. I will look into it, so I have a plan B if I can't nab a director job by the time I'm 35 and I haven't "made it."

>>21898896
Hating Tesla is for retarded "finance pros" who are "too smart to win". REEEE It shouldn't go up! Muh fucking tea leaves!!!!

>> No.21899280

>>21899181
Yeah, the market is a bit retarded in regards to banks reacting that way to the news of interest rates being low. The banks were doing fine and made great profits when the rates were being kept low after the Great Recession.

>> No.21899281

Powell is expected to announce an emergency rape kike. Market is at all time highs, everybody is back to work, pandemic is certainly a nothing burger only thing left to do is raise the interest rate to 2.5% to recall some of that liquidity and keep back on track for the long term goal of 2% inflation.

>> No.21899284

>>21899164
What N word?

>> No.21899292

>>21899227
what's your strat? also my guess is that your risk is super high and you're gonna lose all that shit and then some at some point when your luck runs out.

>> No.21899298
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21899298

i thought the over-the-nose was crucial

>nah, we just make up anti-covid measures as it suits us. Gatherings are bad, unless youre chanting BLM ACAB, then theyre fine

>> No.21899317

>>21899284
NIO

>> No.21899324
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21899324

FB 300
>FB 300
FB 300
>FB 300
FB 300
>FB 300

>> No.21899325

TQQQ 157 EoD

>> No.21899328

>>21899164
Nice guy?

>> No.21899332
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21899332

>BIGC just keeps growing
what the FUCK man

>> No.21899343

>>21899284
Nominal Interest rate.

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>>21899284
you know...

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>>21899281
stay away from the interest rate hike button Powell

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>>21899284
>NO
>ALTERNATIVE

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>>21899324

>> No.21899376

>>21899281
>everybody is back to work

Oh you poor child...

>> No.21899383

>TSLA reaching towards the HOD again on a big green bar

surely it can't go higher...

>> No.21899389
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21899389

>>21899013
>TESLA SPLITS AT 420.69 A SHARE

>> No.21899390

>>21899292
My guess is you should ligma

>> No.21899407

>>21899389
THIS WAS FORETOLD IN THE GREAT DUDE WEED PROPHECY

>> No.21899410

>>21899328
You fucking NNNNNNNNNNNimrods!

>> No.21899421

>>21899332
i remember when this was being talked about here like a month ago. some dude bought it simply because he thought the name was chad as fuck. damn....

>> No.21899427

>>21899376
ok. imagine how much harder the market will pump from here once we get the good news that people are going back to work. and then everyone is back to work.
how hard is your dick right now

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surely AAPL will close at 510 today

>> No.21899435

>>21899390
Seriously though, that's impressive. Whats your plan?

>> No.21899443

>>21899390
what's ligma?

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>>21899284

>> No.21899472

>>21899421
I would've sold the second it shat up 40%. This is just fucking tits.

>> No.21899505

henlo? baker?

>> No.21899507
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>>21899443
>Nothing much what's up with you dawg?

ahahaha, rekt 'em

>> No.21899518

Will Tesla pull another EOD dump like last Friday? That sharp dump? God I hope

>> No.21899532
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21899532

>SP500 up almost 100 points after reaching all time high last week
>NASDAQ might go up 2% today

Jesus, this is free money

>> No.21899542
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21899542

FB 300 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21899550

>>21899435
Strictly SPY calls

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>>21899443

>> No.21899577
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21899577

CLEANSPARK IS PUMPING FINALLY

>> No.21899586

>>21898779
Suck my motherfucking dick.

>> No.21899598

>>21899550
post order history for proof

>> No.21899628

My liver hurts from drinking but I can't stop what do I do how do I buy calls on cirrhosis?

>> No.21899632

This is far too fast. WOAH NELLY, SLOW DOWN. Yeah, I think my sell signal will trigger for real today. If so, I'll sell everything at open tomorrow and rotate into VXX calls. It doesn't mean the market will take a huge shit tomorrow, but historically, it will happen within 10 trading days without fail. Of course, there aren't all that many datapoints (it's not like we had 100k crashes so far). We'll see.

>> No.21899651

>>21899550
Based.

>> No.21899658

>>21899628
Ive accepted ill die because of alcohol and poor and childless

>> No.21899664

>>21899650
>>21899650
>>21899650
>>21899650
Thread

>> No.21899666

>>21899284
nincompoop

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>>21899598
no

>> No.21899694

>>21899628
>My liver hurts from drinking but I can't stop what do I do how do I buy calls on cirrhosis?
I get this a lot. You have to ween down and dry out for 2 weeks. The liver will repair it's self, but you have to switch to something else for 14 days while it does it's magic.

>> No.21899710

>>21897123
Oilfag here. God it hurts.

>> No.21899715

>>21899658
I got money and don't want kids so im cool with it

>> No.21899753

>>21899694
I was sober for 6 months last year it was gay I dont want my liver to repair i want to make money off of addiction. Im addicted to booze and gains

>> No.21899789

>>21899389
If it split right now, it would over shoot that by 10 bucks

>> No.21899818

>>21897123
All three for me, then I took the FANG pill and my portfolio hasn't dipped since.

>> No.21899852

Any good podcasts SMG related or youtube video series?

>> No.21899868

>>21899204
I've been worried about getting a job after graduation. Thanks for the info

>> No.21899881

>>21898136
Soon

>> No.21899927

>>21899694
>>21899628
The liver itself doesn't hurt. It can only the the surrounding tissue.
https://examine.com/supplements/milk-thistle/

>> No.21899953

>>21898390
If you own shares you will get the split. essentially everything will be divided in value by 4, even contracts, including your Initial