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21892551 No.21892551 [Reply] [Original]

Guys we have a serious problem on our hands right now and it isn't being given enough attention on our humble board. All around the US wagies are being released from their cagies and can now work from home. This is having dire effects on real estate prices, it's spreading worthless cityfolk to the countryside, it's crowding up stores and recreation areas during what were previously NEET hours. What in gods name can we do to put these fucking wagies back in their cages?

>> No.21892587

>>21892551
How about a shock collar that activates everytime they step out of their cuckcage? And obviously they need their cuckcones around their neck to so we can spot them.

>> No.21892662

>>21892587
The problem here is many of them have already been released. Wagies are being informed that they can work from home either for extended periods or indefinitely. We need studies showing reduced productivity while working at home, we need this corona garbage to end. we need the sweden plan of everyone just go back to fucking work already.

>> No.21892776

This is potentially like a pandoras box situation. Once all the wagies are let free will it even be possible to put them back in their cages? At the minimum we have to try to stop any more being released.

>> No.21892910

Aren't you guys concerned that on the eve of our making it the prices of desirable real estate are being driven up by freed wagies? That there won't be any wagies to serve us? I don't want a gd robot serving me my food ffs.

>> No.21893147

>>21892551
yes!

>> No.21893359

>>21892551
>>21892662
>>21892776
>>21892910
>>21893147
great thread op. keep up the good work

>> No.21893437

One thing I thought is that if commercial real estate tanks, I might buy/lease office space and turn it into an apartment for myself.