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>> No.21889999

That pic is a much better ordering than I recall seeing before.

>> No.21890014

your mother.

>> No.21890048

Musk should be Chaotic good otherwise it's alright i guess

>> No.21890049
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Just hoping for a not-so-boring day like yesterday.

>> No.21890060

What happened? Nasdump and goldy are falling like a rock

>> No.21890068

>general indexes crabbing
>futures looking not great
Hands weak
Bags are heavy
Sell orders positions already
Broker's spaghetti (code)

>> No.21890072
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Early coffee gang survey, what's your coffee? This is mine.

>> No.21890073
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>Place 3 different orders on futures overnight
>One gets filled because market refuses to dump more than a couple of points
>Wake up to $240 profit

>> No.21890077
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what is market cap?

>> No.21890086

Apple will NOT see 515 again.

>> No.21890089

It's looking crabby so far

>> No.21890094

Peets Dark Roast: French Roast

>> No.21890103


Cafe bustelo espresso style with a splash of heavy whipping creme

>> No.21890104

I only drink water

>> No.21890113

I like phrases like nasdump and nascuck and that you can call people nigger here and it’s just the same as "dude".


>> No.21890128

I love coffee but it gives me anxiety pretty bad. I LOVE coffee. Dark roasts are best.

>> No.21890135


How do you feel about cunny tho

>> No.21890138

>he isn't 99% cash and 1% stocks
It's like you want to lose all your money.

>> No.21890154

How the fuck does coffee give you anxiety? I swear some of the problems you people have..

>> No.21890156

How much a company is worth including all it's total assets minus liabilities
It would be like if you did a survey of your wealth and included all your cash, stocks, house, furniture and personal belgongings, money people owed to you and subtracted money you owed to other people.

>> No.21890166

Nice get remember everybody from the last thread "kek" your schizo deity is telling you to sell AAPL and buy TSM with my glorious 88888 Hitler get. And fuck you if you don't like it

>> No.21890172

not everybody has your level of caffeine dependency

>> No.21890181

I fell for the cash meme and couldve easily doubled my money in that time

>> No.21890186

Drink more coffee, it will relax you

>> No.21890196
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May be a good day for boomer stocks.

>> No.21890210

Why risk doubling your money when you could guarantee losing a minimum of 2% each year by just holding it?

>> No.21890214

Coffee makes me focused and ticked off at people making the smallest mistakes.

Oh and a tip, either drink coffee everyday or not at all. Caffeine crashes suck.

>> No.21890215

I have a predisposition to anxiety.

If you knew anything about caffeine you'd know it's a common side effect.

>> No.21890216

>and subtracted money you owed to other people
As well as everything you own that doesn't make you money, right?

>> No.21890225

That’s not what market cap is. Not even close. Market cap is share price times shares outstanding.

>> No.21890238
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>wait for the dips and swing the fuck out of it

i was thinking of doing this but for either AMD or NVDA since they actually still have a shitload of potential (innovation) for the foreseeable future. any recommendations on the strat for DCA'ing through dips? im not sure how cautious to be i was thinking something along the lines of just splitting my money 10 ways and buying an equal amount of shares every 1x the ATR dip on the daily time frame. if we're talking innovation it's probably best to get out of AAPL and TSLA that im currently in (AAPL being kind of a dinosaur although a trendy one, TSLA being innovative but risky because their evaluation isn't built on anything real yet just hopes and dreams for the future not actual revenue afaik)

what sort of swing strats are you guys using and on what (tech/semi) companies lately?

>> No.21890241

What are stop-losses.

Why do 99% of traders fail?
>cause they have no clue what they're doing

>> No.21890242

people are fucking retarded with the mental problems these days. everyone's got a phobia. everyone's got anxiety. everyone's got depression. fucking idiots lmao, wanna be special muh go-to excuse, dear god i would thanos this fucking world multiple times in a heartbeat even if i had to die too to make the cleansing complete.

>> No.21890244

Wrong market cap is literally just
>price of 1 share * total shares outstanding

>> No.21890246

/smg/ sells 30% of its business (NASDAQ:BOBO) to the market in an IPO, let's sell we emit 30,000 shares that are now trading at $2. That means the company's market cap is $200,000.
30% is called the free float.

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a light roast whole bean from my local roaster. grind that shit up and filter it through a Chemex filter. yum.

>> No.21890263

Nonsense, market cap is a cap you buy in a flea market. Duh!

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>> No.21890278

You should be drinking that shit from Hawaii and support America's coffee farmers.

>> No.21890287

>mental problems

Anxiety is what separates us from animals.

>> No.21890294

horsefags are we, dare I say, finished?

>> No.21890312

Based and Boomer Pilled.

>> No.21890325


>> No.21890328

you're a retard if you've been watching WKHS for more than a week and you didn't know it was going to dump this morning the instant it started pumping yesterday on no news

>> No.21890343

But animals can have anxiety too

>> No.21890346

RKT a long hold?

>> No.21890348

>"I have a predisposition to anxiety."
>Doesn't drink coffee but trades the market
Makes sense

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>> No.21890369

anxiety is not a fucking 'im special' moment. it's bullshit people say as a go-to excuse for why they're acting like a retard. no, you don't have 'anxiety', you have grow the fuck up.

>> No.21890371


Wtf am I thinking of then?

>> No.21890377

Pence talked about Lordstown Motors at the RNC last night

>> No.21890383

>animals don't have anxiety
Holy fuck you are stupid. Stop glorifying your malfunction.

>> No.21890384

Apple will open below 500.

>> No.21890399

>set stop loss
>it get triggered
>price immediately moons
This shit has happened to many times to me it isn't even funny.

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dunkin donuts (the kind you buy whole beans of at the grocery store and grind fresh yourself) through a moccamaster.

>> No.21890417

Net worth

>> No.21890419

How are the "economists" deriving their estimates? From listening to CNN commentators?

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>> No.21890424

I'd buy that for a dollar!

>> No.21890426

Yeah but not to extent we do.

Yeah? No offense anon but this comment is retarded, think about it.

You seem to be implying being a coward is a good thing.

>> No.21890437
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Buy oil negroes

>> No.21890441

Sounds like the accounting equality
Assets - liabilities = book value

>> No.21890442

why the hell would i be seething?
i bought $17 puts at the top yesterday

>> No.21890469

what will be the lowest price for AMD today

>> No.21890473

90% of Kona coffee you see is a blend of genuine Kona and generic Arabica grown who knows where, probably Vietnam or Brazil.

>> No.21890474

the business is a bank that buys TQQQ calls.

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>> No.21890484

Wrong faggot and I'd kick the shit out of you IRL.

It's not "I'm special" it's "I'm flawed". Everybody is flawed in some way, yours is retardation.

You're clueless.

Learn how to use them properly.

>> No.21890491

checked. stop losses are a scam. buy and hold actually good companies you believe in. or swing trade events and hold through the volatility as long as your trading thesis still holds true.

i got into AAPL and TSLA early last week and still up a bunch, still feel like they're gonna be free money over the next month. im certain they'll moon after the split i just gotta wait, any price you get in now should be profitable by then in all honesty they're just gonna keep hitting new ATH's.

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I did buy XOM and CHV last week like you told me
I am completely in the red

>> No.21890514

Robocop, man...

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where did the 2000 number come from?
t. retard

>> No.21890536

Truck driver here:

Workhorse will fail.

HYLIION will moon.


Workhorse will get the the contract....only about 10% of it. You can't expect USPS to be innovative, that's just stupid. They've always been cheap. They're going with FORD.

SHLL is going to be #2 behind Tesla in the Tractor Trailer sector. They already have natural gas infrastructure built in many major Logistics companies like UPS (I work here)& Amazon. Their management team is the best I've seen in the EV field. Most Semi's in 5 years will be run Electric & Renewable Natural Gas. Diesel is going to die a painful death soon. SHLL to 80 by eoy. Within 5 years will it will be 200-300. Their biggest weakness is that they can't expand much beyond the EV Semi market.

>> No.21890565

About to go all in on AAPL calls 10% otm expiring on 9/11

>> No.21890567

Just letting people know, my boomer dad made so much money on Tesla that he is pulling out of the market for now. I repeat, the boomers are doing too well, and are pulling out. This is a man who gambles his entire retirement on one stock and he is exercising caution.

>> No.21890570

How do I use the properly

>> No.21890571
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Bad balance sheets and bad timing because they got kicked out of the Dow.
I bought Suncor and cop and am green still.

>> No.21890595

>They're going with FORD
ford isn't bidding on the contract

>> No.21890598

You won't get a "crash" as long as you doesn't chug like 4 cups a day for a long period of time

Caffeine doesn't CAUSE anxiety, it can worsen the symptoms depending on the person. If you have a "predisposition to anxiety", trading could actually cause it because of the amount of stress build-up along with other things. So no, it doesn't make sense.. if anything you're a pussy for not wanting to drink a comfy cup of coffee in the morning

>> No.21890602

All my calls are wrong but my shares of tqqq and soxl make up for my shitty trading

>> No.21890614

there are 30,000 shares worth $2 that represent 30% of the company, for a total of $60,000

(6*10^4)/x = 30/100 = 3/10
x = (6*10^5)/3
x = 2*10^5

>> No.21890623

I can really only have two cups max during the day. Definitely one cup when I wake up, and maybe one around lunch. Otherwise I will "overshoot" my caffeine intake and get sleepy.

>> No.21890631

>Falling for leaf memes
>Buying anything other than tech

>> No.21890646

Ford Oshkosh joint project whatever.

>> No.21890650

Who’s ready to bite into a red apple today

>> No.21890654

I love you

>> No.21890663

You should not be trading, you'll hurt youself

>> No.21890667

Actually advanced communication and complex tool use is what separates us from animals

>> No.21890670
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UTZ chads we litty!

>> No.21890676

Cheetahs are so nervous as a species, zoos have to give them comfort dogs. You shouldn't be proud of being neurotic. Try practicing better self discipline and improve your daily routines.

>> No.21890685

the company that provided the trucks that are now bursting into flames
WKHS will pump and dump after the contract but not because of something legitimate like getting 10% of it
they're getting way more than that

>> No.21890695
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I'm 20% oil 80% tech. I like reading oil because it's not too hard and I've become quite decent at it.
My xirr is better than my Amazon shares

>> No.21890715

Their hot chips are kino

>> No.21890730

I wish I played CRM

>> No.21890732

Usually drink local coffee shops roast. French pressed every morning like a cuckie. It's soooo good tho

>> No.21890748

Oskosh (however you fucking spell it)/Ford.

Workhorse is going to get too small of a share boys and also fuck drones. Go ahead, try to navigate a drone and not hit a tree/powerline/Old people/mailbox. It's a stupid concept that sounds nice on paper but a huge liability if that drone screws up.

If it was UPS/FED EX/AMAZON maybe, but USPS....they're the epitome of being cheap.
I drink 4-6 cups in a 1 hour setting everyday....I miss one day without that sweet caffeine and I get awful migraines.

>> No.21890758

>tfw can’t drink coffee at the office because I’ll have to go tape a massive shit

>> No.21890775

>Go ahead, try to navigate a drone and not hit a tree/powerline/Old people/mailbox
you're absolutely fucking retarded

>> No.21890777

Kek, you said this at 5 dols, you said it at 10 dols, you said it at 12 dols and now youre saying it at 18 going on 20.

$100+ this time next year. Buy now or cry later.

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When the SHLL merger is about to happen how much notice will we have? Will we know the week before, the day before? How does it work?

>> No.21890787

I shit every morning at the office be a man

>> No.21890789

That's the entire point of doing it at work
I have the same thing lel

>> No.21890804

how do NIO cars fit in luckin' coffee drive thrus?

>> No.21890809

Daily reminder that banks and Disney are still one sale. Also BABA $1000 EOY 2021

>> No.21890827

>Hands drone controller to new delivery driver
>Anon expects perfect results


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Will the Market pump hard after tomorrow's speech?

>> No.21890836

i thought they shut down options shit on AAPL/TSLA recently because of the adjustments needed for the split soon? otherwise go for it, can't go wrong with AAPL.

>> No.21890837

Xpeng IPO is today or tomorrow bros shits gonna moon

>> No.21890851

it's automated you absolutely clueless moron


>> No.21890857

LAST CHANCE to buy Apple and Tesla before they pump.

>> No.21890869

oi cunts, any aussies here
need some ASX moonshots
'heard good things about ZIP, APT (buy now pay later goy stocks)

>> No.21890870

If you don't make 10-15k a year shitting something is wrong with you

>> No.21890884

definitely. holding this bitch for 5 years.

>> No.21890885

There are a couple ways. You could google the answer.

Basically you want to find an area of support and put it under there (leaving a gap in case the price tests the support).

Actually, my uneducated arrogant fool, caffeine DOES cause anxiety in some people, it's like the most common side effect of caffeine consumption. You seem too dumb to grasp that people react differently to different drugs, that stress and anxiety and stress are two different things and that there are many things you do not know.

Anxiety is basically thinking about thoughts too much, which is what human do which have lead us to advanced communication and complex tool use. You're technically right but it's not the whole truth.

Nervousness and anxiety are not the same thing. If you could read you'd see I never said I was proud of being neurotic (I said the opposite). I never said there was anything wrong with me, just that I have a predisposition which is well under control. You're advice is ok but you left out the most important things; exercise and meditation.

>> No.21890887

ty bb

I haven't taken a math course in over 10 years. Why is the exponent value increased by 1 when you move it to the other side of the equation?

>> No.21890890

>not shitting on company time
What a fag.

>> No.21890913

My department (marketing) is on the same floor as the C suite so it’s embarrassing

>> No.21890914

>Nervousness and anxiety are not the same thing. If you could read you'd see I never said I was proud of being neurotic (I said the opposite). I never said there was anything wrong with me, just that I have a predisposition which is well under control. You're advice is ok but you left out the most important things; exercise and meditation.

>> No.21890917

I don't like to do it, feels like you have to rush it

>> No.21890919

My ass is still smarting from buying CEI and GUSH a few months ago. And this is after I was smart enough to get out before everything dumped. I swung back in like a retard and ate my dick.

Hoping to see gains on a long enough timeline.

>> No.21890926

where is it going?

>> No.21890927

>caffeine DOES cause anxiety
Nope, it doesn't. Next

>> No.21890929

i bought NAK, and i got leaf'd

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>> No.21890957

Bustello is my shit. Not too expensive neither.

>> No.21890970

they gonna talk about the fact that they expect to never ever be profitable?

>> No.21890979


Establish your dominance like any other animal. If anything shit in the middle of a hallway or on your bosses desk

>> No.21890980

they didn't

>> No.21890981

Your dad went all in on one bet and luckily it paid off big. His hands are itchy as fuck and he wants to lock in some gains. Understandable. Hes not indicative of the entire boomer market though.

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fuck bros I cannot wait. I think they're doing direct listing?

>> No.21890993

ah so this is a funding ploy!

>> No.21890996


This. Getn paid to shit is a come up. The kike fears the office shitter

>> No.21891008

yea it's a direct listing

>> No.21891024

>Wind pushes drone towards traffic
>Drone goes through windshield of car
>Company has to pay more insurance to operate drones

Everything it takes to setup, the conditions that drone has to go through and along with the time it takes to pre/post trip the drone. Too troublesome.

>> No.21891029

Bathroom encounters are the #1 way to ingratiate yourselves with the top brass. Smiles and joking at the wash basin or urinal are a must to move up that ladder.

>> No.21891042

G-guys what the fuck is Apple doing

>> No.21891045

>One company is a scam so all of the Chinese market is.

Luckin was bullshit propped up by nothing, NIO has a workable product with actual orders in place.

>> No.21891050

>AAPL and TSLA already breaking above their previously formed premarket highs right now


>> No.21891054

I love it when they rose jump.

>> No.21891061

you have never flown a drone
you are acting retarded to hide the fact that you are actually retarded

>> No.21891065

>Anxiety is basically thinking about thoughts too much, which is what human do which have lead us to advanced communication and complex tool use. You're technically right but it's not the whole truth.
Anxiety has no major part in the development of complex communication. If you could read youd realize I never said anything about your retard anxiety or how to get past it, just that it has nothing to do with the separation of human beings and animals. The cognitive ability to reason and plan, communicate at a complex level, and create and operate tools more advanced than just pry bars and hammers is what separates us from animals, anxiety has quite literally nothing to do with it.

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>> No.21891073

No, because it looks like a direct listing, not an IPO which raises capital.
Basically lets the execs/employees sell out at the top.

>> No.21891076

Daily reminder than any ETF that isn’t leveraged or that doesn’t track SPX is for pussies. Why the fuck would you buy “xyz etf” if you could just buy individual stocks you believe in

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>> No.21891088

all of china is bullshit propped up by nothing

>> No.21891089

I thought those looked ridiculous when I first saw them but fuck this one looks bad ass. And its anti-s.oyboy electric design too. A bitch would get pregnant instantly if she rode in that.

I want one.

>> No.21891090

It's going to pump Pre-Market and then dump on open. Crab upwards until EoD and then pump AH

>> No.21891096

holy SHIT workhorse!!!!

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tim is rewarding the faithful with gains

>> No.21891113

He's going to talk about neural link, not some stupid truck.

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gross guys. master race chip right here. straight outta rural Pennsylvania

>> No.21891122


(6*10^4)/x = 30/100
x/(6*10^4) = 10/3
x = (6*10^4)*(10/3)
x = (6*10^5)/3
x = 2*10^5

>> No.21891126

Do we short aapl at open?

>> No.21891127

check out DPHC

>> No.21891129

the jeep gladiator will no longer be the ugliest truck on the road

>> No.21891146

green bar up oooooooo

>> No.21891154
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Could it be a SONN day?

>> No.21891161

oh FUCK i shouldn't have sold it earlier

>> No.21891177

I would. Just don't hold it all day.

>> No.21891187

What relevance is this?

>> No.21891195

DPHC at 15.80 pre-market? I'm already COOOOMING

>> No.21891197

No, man, I'm long on Apple. How does it feel that you know the market is probably going to crash, yet you are still holding, because you refuse to be a weak faggit

>> No.21891200

today is the day that aapl goes to zero. you have a sell order in for the opening bell, right, anon?

>> No.21891214

This and checked

>> No.21891220

>Caffeine, besides influencing cognitive performance, increases the perception of alertness and wakefulness [105, 106] and sometimes induces anxiety,
Wrong retard. Now what?

Yeah it was a typo, I fixed it immediately in the replies, think before you act.

You contradict yourself in your own post and all you've posted is your opinion.

>> No.21891223

When this shit is creeping up it crashes the market. Check June 08

>> No.21891225

Who here /hold apple till after split/?

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>> No.21891241

x = (6*10^4)*(10/3)
x = (6*10^5)/3

I see. You simplify the 10/3 by adding the 10 into the exponent and leaving the 3 by itself.
I am fucking retarded at math dude. Feels bad tbqh

>> No.21891246

I'll hold til 2050

>> No.21891256

Someone pump my XOM and RTX bags
I don’t like red

>> No.21891262

I think I'd sell AAPL to the run up to the split. I think it's going to tank HARD after the split, but then all the normies see it and it's going to moon even harder than ever before.

>> No.21891267

it's a heckin tron car!!

>> No.21891273

>Yeah it was a typo, I fixed it immediately in the replies, think before you act.
Think before you act and reply correctly. I contradicted nothing, you've got more than anxiety youre full blown retarded kiddo

>> No.21891278

>buying any stock with the intent of selling it at any point in the next 5 years
>above but with Apple for double retardation

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>> No.21891285

may sell some short term covered calls

>> No.21891302

Holding till at least 2030

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>> No.21891319

I sold my WKHS, might get back in later, I'm assuming it'll drop again and then I'll ride it back up.

>> No.21891325

I dunno I just sold my QQQ calls and bought QQQ puts to flip after the bogs take care of the morning dump.

>> No.21891342

Is AGQ ever going back to $69 bros

>> No.21891349
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you idiots called me stupid

let's see if i'm right in 3 months screencap this

>> No.21891356

(sorry it's late anons I only just got in)

>> No.21891360

it just takes practice
I'll make a practice arithmetic app with levels of difficulty, add some incremental gaming elements, should be easy to develop.

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Tfw bought 10 shares or so of Apple yesterday at about $495
Tfw Apple got a price hike seemingly conveniently as it was going down

>> No.21891377

Well my wkhs covered calls just got btfo. Such is life.

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SRNE recovering.

>> No.21891379

>NIO 20+ before eod


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I slam this shit on the daily

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>> No.21891404

bull shit

>> No.21891409

Nope, its a blade runner truck, faggot. And it looks bitches.

>> No.21891411

Truly the biggest red flag

>> No.21891412
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That's it, that -2% yesterday was the correction, back to the Mars Mission.

>> No.21891432

Wow AYX is up, Micron is up, even fucking SOLY is up today. I'm gonna go back to sleep and pretend this trend will hold.

>> No.21891435

Oh wait you're right, it just shot the fuck up out of no where.

>> No.21891446

Ethiopia sidamo or ground coarse and then prepared fresh with a french press.

>> No.21891448

NIO call is gonna print today. NIO has 2022 calls up, talk about fucking printing.

Its like, do I wanna retire in 2 yrs? Why yes, I think I do.

>> No.21891452

>imagine not scoring above 45 here
If you want an image of what level of mental math you need to be on to get past the first round of interviews at prop trading firms try it. No paper, no notes, only final answer and all calculations in your head. If you get above 45, congrats that's round one of seven interviews and (IQ) tests and you've already done better than 90% of applicants who fail this round.


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>> No.21891464

Sex offender here
How can I make a million dollars in a year than run away?

>> No.21891465
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is the t cubes unstoppable?

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Just bought the top for NIO and LI
China #1

>> No.21891468

i got 16.95 shill me some chinese shit

>> No.21891471

>just sold 50 shares of WKHS
And now we wait for the morning crash to swing back in.

>> No.21891472

Sold DPHC somewhere around 12-13, disappointed in myself

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>sold my TQQQ calls at open

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>Its like, do I wanna retire in 2 yrs? Why yes, I think I do.

t. thad

>> No.21891497

You can pay bills with stocks bro, the guy is just getting up some cash to cover next month mortgage and stuff.

>> No.21891498

GME 100% short interest
Get in faggots, we’re squeezing shorts.

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wtf bros get some taste

>> No.21891502

Buy QQQ puts? She's lookin a little overbought

>> No.21891506


Welp I got filtered by the first question. Fuck fractions

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>> No.21891518

Rob a bank. What are they going to do? Throw you in jail so you can't get a job?

>> No.21891528

TQQQ fucking unstoppable. i love this shit

>> No.21891534

Where did the Apple doom posters go anons?

>tfw price hike makes it equivalent to a post split price of $150
>tfw post split average is sub $115

t. Didn't sell my Apple shares and instead bought more yesterday.

>> No.21891538

>at lower concentrations, caffeine stimulates the locomotor activity [118], at higher concentrations it induces an anxiogenic-like effect
So having one cup of the comfy morning coffee won't do anything to you, while choking on 4-6 cups a day might cause something to happen, now go have one cup and relax my anxiety riddled friend that thinks caffeine in small doses causes anxiety more than trading

>> No.21891539

Even SOLO and their retarded cuckmobile is mooning today. The markets doing that weird shit again. Keep one eye on the market and one hand on your wallet.

>> No.21891545

>we’re squeezing shorts
What are you my 8th grade gym teacher? Stay the hell away from me weirdo

>> No.21891551

how to profit from trump's $1bl to AI companies?

>> No.21891565

Why does Tim Cook need to cover his mortgage in this way... lol

>> No.21891567

After I cash out of my APPL options i'm gonna start making calls on TQQQ. Based.

>> No.21891578

>90% of Kona coffee you see is a blend of genuine Kona and generic Arabica grown who knows where, probably Vietnam or Brazil.
Genuine Kona is 2-3 times more expensive then even the most premium of other single-origin arabicas. Blending it with select Costa Rican or Salvadoran beans is a fine alternative for poorfags.

>> No.21891584

Ok it just happened, get back in now bro

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How are we doing today NIO chads? do you think it will dip or keep its momentum?

>> No.21891591

already up over 2 grand on AAPL and TSLA, let's keep this shit going boys.

like i said, buy and hold. these are solid as a rock cultist companies, household names everyone loves, and tech. laugh at the pink wojaks on pullbacks and thank me in a month. just, again, i repeat: get out before battery day on TSLA if you know what's good for you, unless you're actually insane enough to think they really pulled off the second coming of Battery Jesus. which i highly doubt. but that is what's getting priced in over the next month, as ridiculous as that sounds.

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>> No.21891605

Bro covered calls on wkhs right now isn’t the play. Wait till the contract. Then do covered calls. Unless you were looking to exit your position in which case good luck.

>> No.21891611

I'm waiting for that $17.50 mark.

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>> No.21891617

Is this serious?


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Daily reminder than in August 1929... the stockmarket reached its peak too. Papers were all talking about how many retail investors had flooded in, and how the market will never go down again... heh.

>but anon it’ll be different this time
You better hope it isn’t. If it is, it’ll be much much worse

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>> No.21891632

post positions or shut up

>> No.21891643

what brand do you get? i shop at stop&shop and BJ's, im willing to spend the money to try it if it's really so much better than anything else. what's supposedly so great about the flavor? again i literally only drink dunkin donuts coffee that i get the whole beans of and grind fresh myself.

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Make a good chunk of money and move the fuck to Thailand, not even meming. Nice apartments rent for $250 a month, the food's good and fucking cheap, and your sex offender status doesn't mean shit there.

>> No.21891649


That crash and all crashes are manufactured. With jews you lose.

>> No.21891656

Who cares I'll just buy more you faggot. Bears have been talking about 1929 since 1929.

>> No.21891659

I'm a doctor and have successfully diagnosed your anxiety, root cause "being an annoying faggot". Recommend "stop being such a huge fag" x2 daily.

That'll be $400, you're welcome.

>> No.21891667

I just sold half

>> No.21891669

>buying wkhs above 17

>> No.21891670

Why would I have positions in market that will experience a rug pull in 1-3 months, “GambleFag”? You’re supposed to sell high, not when the dip starts.

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real talk: you're talking about buying calls, which already have a ton of leverage, on a 3x etf which triples your leverage even further

are you SURE you want to do this? the t cubes can dip at ANY time

i lost over 7 grand on a t cubes put spread last month

>> No.21891696

lmao fearmongering
Line only goes up.

>> No.21891697


To make money in that 1-3 months instead of sitting on your nuts while the rest of make money laugh and post memes n racist shit

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reminder that racism is not allowed outside of /b/
also ROKU and CRM

>> No.21891701

>waste time and effort trying to smugpost hoping to be the broken clock that eventually is right instead of making easy gains and using stop loss to secure them
Just go back to bed bobo

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TDOC working nicely, very bullish

>> No.21891711

Bro he is just like you and me. He gets money he spends it. Like most people he don’t save nothing bro, he probably can’t cover like if his kid needs braces of something unless he sell off assets.

Bro cash is meant to be spent you know that.

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redpill me on SOXX and SOXL and why I should buy those instead of TQQQ

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I always thought that was just a fucking meme. But then I tried it and I can say I was converted.
Monster white is BY FAR the best flavour monster drinks has. BY FAR.
Tastes pineapply, not too sweet and the flavour lingers enough that you can savour it sip by sip with no urge to chug the whole thing.
It beats drinking coffees after coffees and last the whole day sipping.
Also doesn't come with food coloring like kids drinks. "Looks like medicine" one friend said when he poured into his glass to try.
Because it isn't a kids drink. It's white because it has what it says and isn't trying to look like other stuff that it is not.

>> No.21891714

My endgame is being able to do this and earn the same as slavewaging.

>> No.21891715

>that candle on tsla

>> No.21891717

Obviously I'm not going all in. Just a few. Might buy puts for a strangle hold too.

>> No.21891718

Whens wkhs going back to 16s

>> No.21891722

I have long calls for the contract. The covered calls were just to take advantage of the high premiums. Just a little bummed I didn't wait til Tuesday to sell em

>> No.21891732

I have 400 shares still. I swing trade 50 of them daily. It's almost as if there's some sort of pattern where it opens high, people exit their positions and then I scoop them up during the crash.

>> No.21891738

have you considered that you're anxious because you lead off with things like "if you could read" and "think before you act" after you're the one that made a cognitive error? That maybe if you didn't act like such a spergy little twat that there would be nothing to be anxious about and nobody would bother to correct you

>> No.21891739

Welp boys looks like it's that time again to reposition those stop losses on Tesla. Bumperrrrr up

>> No.21891743

I scored a 6 :)

>> No.21891745

I work from home and get paid $2400 a week for my job, I’m not desperate enough for money to risk everything.

>> No.21891746

I'm a failure.

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just do a strangle/straddle on NDAQ

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>> No.21891764

Not a smugpost, just insane how close the two parallels are.

>> No.21891773

Heading that way right now.

Horse will eternally bob up and down between 14 and 17 contract or not, until long after we are all dead. Probably until the heat death of the universe.

>> No.21891780

Can you post link? Can't find the 10 yr bond, only 10 year treasury note

>> No.21891806

Damn maybe I should do this.

>> No.21891816

enjoy your chemical sugar concoction

>> No.21891822

Should I just say fuck it and buy (1) share of Amazon today?

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who else is still in?

>> No.21891847

All in on KTOV

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>> No.21891869

Yes, then hold it for 2 years

>> No.21891872

quite the opposite, all pumps are manufactured, theres literally a b unch of guys sitaring at charts with 100x leverage all pressing buuy at the same time, it's inane

>> No.21891878

>I'm Freddy Franco and I can afford one share of Amazon

>> No.21891882

Would honestly sell right before the election, has been great for the corona bump in activity but it's not sustaining at all.

>> No.21891886


Watch it closely. When it rose to 1% it crashed the market for 3 days. My cruise lines were absolutely slaughtered by 30%

>> No.21891897

It's nothing glamorous, I only make about $50 a day off of it, give or take, but over the course of a couple of weeks I can make $500 or so. I've been buying groceries solely off of my WKHS swings for almost 3 months now.

>> No.21891900

>Dump it

>> No.21891904

its about to hit 18 again

>> No.21891931

Price of bond goes down = yield goes up

Yield goes up = people are dropping their bonds for other investments because they are less risk-averse.

It doesn’t really mean anything except in this case people are being insane and buying shit at ATH because they think the worst is over

>> No.21891934

Kek, buy the dip.

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Is BABA finally dipping after a 20% rally?
I want to buy more

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Buy AMD today and thank me later.

>> No.21891981

>TSLA casually approaches $2100 like it's the standard price
Insider trading, they know how much they'll print from tomorrow. Hop in, faggots, last call.

>> No.21891997

Baba chad, explain to me, why you are buying baba? It seems to be undervalued.

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>> No.21892020

Dont even have shares, I called 270 8/28 yesterday, dipped way too much for no reason and just had good news with league of legends partnership

>> No.21892028

Holy mother of god, this is insanity

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if you sell AAPL or TSLA before the split you're a fucking retard, just saying.

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I sold my Tesla stock for $1999 yesterday.

I'm never going to make it with these pussy hands.

>> No.21892060

16.50 holy moly

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>> No.21892087

Kek, this is like the mvis pimp all over again. Everybody said sell the day of, smart money sold the day before and dirty money sold two days before and left everybody holding a bag.

I see the MOAD coming.

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>> No.21892119

short it then, fucker. post position you pussy you wont. also who the fuck is mvis?

>> No.21892124

what the fuck is a MOAD

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I sold calls for a crash goddammit.

>> No.21892152

they don't even mention WKHS and most people won't make the connection
they'll just go for DPHC

>> No.21892153

Mother Of All Dumps

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>> No.21892178

Can someone please explain the whole DPHC/RIDE thing to me, will all DPHC shares become RIDE 1:1? What's that whole shareholders only owning 17% ownership thing about?
Pre-battery day, pre-split, pre-SP500. Bad call desu anon BUT I assume at least you made some profit.
My stop loss triggered at $1,400ish and I bought back in almost straight away

>> No.21892186

Easy, cat shack. Im just commentating. I dont have skin in the game and tsla is behaving far too irrationally for me to risk a bet either way.

But judging from how hot youre coming in I can tell youre far too emotionally invested in this and on the verge of getting your ass burned.

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alright boys,
i took all my money and put it in
i'll see you in a year when im a millionaire

>> No.21892204

And just like that WKHS never saw 18 for another month

>> No.21892210

some guy had $22,000 worth of $250c 8/28. Literally a 55x gain. the guy turned $22,000 into over a million in one trade, what a fucking legend

>> No.21892227

why not just fucking get FGNU and TQQQ?

>> No.21892235

Someone tell me what stock to buy I don’t want to do any research

>> No.21892240

its amazing how it has followed the exact same pattern since july and people here keep falling for it

>> No.21892241

**Pump I meant, of course. And for what its worth I scooped up a ton of mvis cheapies during that debacle and am up bigly now. Which is neither here nor there.

>> No.21892242

>There are people who bought aapl at 507

>> No.21892248

wait I have bad math, disregard. more like a 10x bagger

>> No.21892250

>Bought DFS at 49.50
>Sold at 53.10
>Srops to 52.53
>Free 600 dollars

>> No.21892260

>twitter instead of msft
>tesla weighted that high
No fucking thanks

>> No.21892264

How high is TQQQ going?

>> No.21892269

baking bread

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>> No.21892297

Doubling every year for the foreseeable future

>> No.21892305

How much higher will MSFT go? Is this it’s all time top? I’m scared to buy any more at these prices

>> No.21892310

my good God

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>> No.21892319

FB is the only one I'd choose alternatives over
Absolutely based stock, horse needs to rest a little while now

>> No.21892325

i still have so many puts from yesterday i almost sold at open for a 40% loss but then i used my brain for one nanosecond

>> No.21892326

To the moon

>> No.21892336

How long you think theyll keep up this pattern?

>> No.21892354

Or unironically: TSM, MSFT, AMZN, AAPL, NVDA maybe

>> No.21892357

A man has fallen in the river

>> No.21892359

>Huge tits, small fussy little box

Come to daddayyyy.

>> No.21892364

appl 520c 8/28 holding strong. whos with me

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Finally sold my 2050 stock of tesla at 2100 thank god

Now, ill just wait to dip it again to 1990 before rebuying

>> No.21892449

Thoughts on TSM 90c 10/16?

>> No.21892485

what dip? we going to 2300 my nibba

>> No.21892506

I mean, it happens pretty much every day. If you're swinging like 50 shares, you'll make a minimum $20 every single day. It consistently drops at least .40 when RH market opens because it spikes a little bit and then RH kids sell off. Then you usually get a bunch of people that buy in at close and cause the early morning spike the next day. I think it's going to happen up until the announcement, but you never really know in this market.

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So I started buying stuff in june, only one stock at a time so I can learn a bit first. This is what I have
Rate or judge or whatever

>> No.21892552

>not going all in on one stock
Never gonna make it

>> No.21892696

Comparing apple to mvis lol

>> No.21892698

are IPOs swings or hodls? depends? Thinking of corsair and others like palanjew.

>> No.21892893

Airbnb, doordash, and maybe Robinhood depending on financials seem like great holds to me

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