Insider here

[Anonymous No.21866709]

August 29th will be the best day of your life. Can’t tell much more, but there will be an announcement that will change your lives forever; if you are holding the right cards, that is. I’ve already said to much, but please for the love of god; don’t give up just yet. I’ve already made it with Eth so I’m just wanna give back to the biz community. Be strong brothers.

[Anonymous No.21866733]

Thank you for the info but we already know

[Anonymous No.21866754]

God I need to move out and buy a trap maid

[Anonymous No.21866878]

There wont be any news during smartcon I have firsthand info dont listen to discorders trying to hype up nothingburgers just to froth at the dump afterwards

[Anonymous No.21866936]

>transsexual makes reverse psychology thread again

[Anonymous No.21867027]

>>21866709
>GOOD GOD IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS

[Anonymous No.21867029]

>>21866709
Are you "so excited for you guys" too?

[Anonymous No.21867030]

>>21866709
Nice fudding discord tranny. There wont be any announcements, we wont be disappointed

[Anonymous No.21867039]

I came here to post the same sentiments but OP beat me to it, though if he's not Larping I suspect our sources are different. Graphic designer-anon here; without doxxing myself our studio has been working on the assets for some of the SmartCon presentations. I've been all in on Link since early 2018 so when this job was briefed in I did my best to look uninterested but the reality was I like a kid at xmas. I don't understand the technicals (they do go deep in places, albeit fleetingly) but I've seen things. The breadcrumbs; all true and then some. Forget crumbs; there are entire bakeries here. It's going to be magnificent.

[Anonymous No.21867057]

>>21866709
insider here
i want bbc in my ass now

[Anonymous No.21867087]

>>21867039
>Graphic designer-anon
I applied for that position but power went out at my internets cafe in Calcutta and my life changed forever.

[Anonymous No.21867166]

>>21867039
Are you also so excited for us?

[Anonymous No.21867177]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21867193]

Insider here. peepoopoop poop poopy poo pee. in conclusion, $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.21867207]

>>21867039
yeah, proof or fuck off. this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.21867238]

Outsider here. Listening to this right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZvbDnb_GlU

[Anonymous No.21867251]

>>21867057
The British Broadcasting Company in your ass?

[Anonymous No.21867269]

hehe I bought more linkies sirs!

[Anonymous No.21867270]

>>21867166
>>21867177
Chigiddy-checked.

I guess. It's all good but I suspect it'll do very little for price in the short-term. When the implications are more apparent it might have more impact. I gave up trying to second-guess what pumps Link a long time ago. My excitement is for the validation of work done by the league of turbo-autists over the last couple of years.

[Anonymous No.21867283]

Leave Nico alone jews

[Anonymous No.21867320]

We haven't handled all the graphics, only those from 2 corporations taking part.

[Anonymous No.21867344]

Just poast the crumbs jfc larpers

[Anonymous No.21867429]

[Anonymous No.21867516]

>>21867057
Link confirmed 6 gorillion EOY

[Anonymous No.21867937]

Insider of insiders here, this insider has been given wrong information, the happening is on the August 28th. Thanks insider, now we know who you are.

[Anonymous No.21868025]

I just hope you don’t underestimate the word ‘’exclusive’’ speech. I sincerely hope none of you bought the ‘’same speech’’ meme. Sergey will deliver never mentioned before content during the last keynote. It WILL be unrelated to Mixicles going on mainnet (announced on friday) and staking entering testnet (announced mid saturday). We will see the 3 largest dildos we have ever seen. This will be my last reply as I do not want to doxx myselft. This was probably already too much but I owe newfags as oldfags helped me years ago.

[Anonymous No.21868098]

>>21868025
Why do all larps always sound so unnaturally larpy as if they have somewhere to run to? Real insiders wouldn't start talking about big dildos will see. They would've simply said "new keynote. surprise will launch on testnet"

[Anonymous No.21868119]

>>21866709
Thank you all for attending our virtual SmartCon. Today is a special day, we are announcing ALL our partners!
>Thousands of logos flash on the screen, literally every company you heard of is partnered with LINK
But we are especially proud to announce our final partner. Final solution, if you please.
>Giant swastika flashes on the screen.
That's RIGHT! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHAINLINK IS OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE FORTH REICH
>Giant oven heats up behind Sergey
Feeding real data to a blockchain is not enough! We are going to feed them REAL PEOPLE!
>You hear muffled "Please let me out!" coming out of the oven
>Camera switches to inside view of the oven, there are people with huge nasal features chainlinked to the floor
Guys, please, can you be quite for a minute? We are all in this together!
To limit our supply, and create additional demand for our token, we announce that, starting from NOW, you can STAKE your tokens, but fuck with this DeFi bullshit, because now you can also BURN your LINK! I know you all gonna ask - why would I ever want to burn my linkies? The answer lies in the burn contract - for every LINK burned, we gonna burn one of the jews, niggers, trannies, and if we ever run out of them, we still have chinks, spics, women, and paje-- *oh, they are our major holders? Fuck* ahem-- pakistanis!
>even though it's a virtual conference, you hear loud applause coming from somewhere
To spice things up...
>Sergey opens his 650mil LINK wallet
...i'm gonna commence the cleansing of which the world never seen before
>he sends them all to burn contract
>ground shakes beneath you, you hear distant explosions, there are fires and people screeming outside your house
>huge 100 ft Sergey crashes the city, erupting fire out of his mouth
>you open CMC
>LINK skyrockets to $1488
>You go to bed and sleep with a happy smile on your face. For the first time in your life, you are sure the future is gonna be alright.

[Anonymous No.21868166]

>>21867283
Niko

[Anonymous No.21868178]

>>21866709
Thanks OP, I literally bought more right now!

[Anonymous No.21868270]

>>21868119
Kek

[Anonymous No.21868276]

>>21868119
Thank you for this

[Anonymous No.21868497]

>>21868119

[Anonymous No.21868500]

>>21868119
This is exactly why I bought this racist coin two years ago.
Long live Sergey Nazarov, leader of our revolution. HEIL FUCKING HITLER

[Anonymous No.21868507]

>>21868098
I would tell you why but my laptop is going to self destruct in t minus 10 seconds, gotta jet

[Anonymous No.21868683]

>>21866709
you're not even excited for us?

[Anonymous No.21868747]

best day, if you sold and watch the dump to 40 cents

[Anonymous No.21868751]

>>21866709
A) you're not an insider
B) you don't know
C) don't give people false hope, based off of a future you don't know, which will fuck them over psychologicly if it doesnt happen
D) if you believe Link will make it, hodl. if you dont sell.
F) uck off

[Anonymous No.21868770]

Outsider here, I know nothing. That's all.

[Anonymous No.21868813]

>>21868683
my hole village so excite rn dear,, oh krishna!

[Anonymous No.21868835]

>>21868119
I miss these posts

[Anonymous No.21868836]

are you a C-suite level at Chainlink? Are you anon? Are you really? Do you have insider information that will change our lives forever? Do you? Do you anon? is sergy going to enlighten the crowd of smartcon with never before heard jewels of moonhood that will shadow all of crypto forever. Is it? is it anon? is it? Are you a level C employee? Well....are you!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21868866]

>>21866709
I'm really looking forward to this weekend. After holding and following Chainlink for a few years the next big step is here.

[Anonymous No.21868944]

>>21866709
LINK// KDA
9/12/20
You’re welcome

[Anonymous No.21868973]

>>21866709
>August 29th will be the best day of your life.
please dont be larp please dont be larp please dont be larp
i cant handle being in the red much longer i am so ashamed of myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
monkey season is cancelled till i make back my life savings im gonna fucking neck /biz/

[Anonymous No.21869118]

>>21868973
Dude, when btc starts mooning link will 10x minimum unironically just hold

[Anonymous No.21869234]

Oh for fuck sake, did you buy at 20 or something?
my 0.50 bags, it's like multiplication, they never went red, ever.
Sucks to be you newfriends...

[Anonymous No.21869273]

>>21868866
Checked

[Anonymous No.21869647]

Insider here. I like anime and so does sergey

[Anonymous No.21869778]

>>21866709
>insider here
>something big will be announced
>I've already said too much
you didn't say anything

[Anonymous No.21869860]

>>21869647
Based

[Anonymous No.21870054]

>>21866878
i've been told the same.

[Anonymous No.21870418]

>>21867039
How much graphic design goes into an outline of a square kek

[Anonymous No.21870419]

>>21868119
>>Giant oven heats up behind Sergey

>sergey pulls out a freshly cooked hamburger from the oven
>eats it in one mouthful
>sergey has a heart attack and dies
>your mother will also die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post

[Anonymous No.21870613]

>>21868119
Fuck yes

[Anonymous No.21870660]

>>21868098
Almost as if they know shit and are patheticaly trying to hype us by saying literally nothing but “im excited for you” “green dildos” “you are gonna make it”

[Anonymous No.21870734]

>>21870660
if you would just check the archive of like the last week you would easily see that especially the spammers are always dishonest. Greed spam, sell asap, fear spam, take long positions, no posts, probably banned for spamming

[Anonymous No.21870822]

why does this thread have over 50 responses.

[Anonymous No.21871271]

>>21868119
>>LINK skyrockets to $1488

[Anonymous No.21871314]

>>21870822
chek'd^
even though OP said virtually nothing there is a lot of excitement for this event amongst the Chainlink community.

[Anonymous No.21871432]

Same as OP but different source. I work at the baguette store in the same town as Federico. Orders have been heavy lately because he is planning a huge celebration. Word is he and Clement have been purchasing all kinds of fine cheeses and pornographic magazines and look very very enthusiastic. I asked him "qu'est-ce que c'est?" He said "c'est un secret" but I did notice he was driving a much nicer Hyundai than he usually does.

[Anonymous No.21871438]

>>21870419
> be me
> on 4chins
> read “ovens are heating up”
> mfw jews are not mentioned in the post
Just when I think I seen it all on this website.

[Anonymous No.21871474]

>>21871271
ends up as a £1488 stable coin for several years

[Anonymous No.21871538]

>>21866709
At least fucking tell me how many i need to make it.

[Anonymous No.21871697]

>>21866878
If there wasnt anything significant then it wouldn't be "smartcon #0" why would they host their first event for a burger?

[Anonymous No.21871701]

>>21868119

[Anonymous No.21871924]

>>21869778
wHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEVER KNEW A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING BEFORE THIS!!

[Anonymous No.21872135]

>>21866878
It even has "con" in the name. And they are going to try to do it virtually? What an impending disaster. Crypto events never turn out.

[Anonymous No.21872318]

>>21866709
>August 29th will be the best day of your life.
If you're not a link hodlr by then, it will.

[Anonymous No.21872679]

>>21871314
meh, should I spend some more on link right now?

[samefag No.21872681]

>>21871271
14.88$ maybe

[Anonymous No.21873014]

*cough cough*

[Anonymous No.21873133]

>>21869647
what's sergey's favorite anime?

[Anonymous No.21873427]

>>21867039
this is a creative larp at least. 6/9

[Anonymous No.21873450]

I got The Ok to teaSe you a bit

[Anonymous No.21873453]

>>21867251
he's too old for that BBC. under 13s only

[Anonymous No.21873630]

>>21873450
(Op here)

[Anonymous No.21873679]

>>21873450
Hm what dat?

[Anonymous No.21873691]

>>21868119
>cleansing like the world has never seen
But didn't six hundred quadrillion jew children suffer and die in the hall of cost?

[Anonymous No.21873718]

>>21873014

[Anonymous No.21873742]

>>21873450
Old slide. Nice try dou

[Anonymous No.21873787]

>>21873691
they're gonna pay a lot more for Link after Saturday

[Anonymous No.21873791]

>>21873014
You think it's a bull flag? Do you think TA applies to crypto at all?

[Anonymous No.21873842]

>>21873791
Hello 75 iq. It’s triangle. This type of triangle usually breaks in the same trend as has been happening

It most likely is going to break down to continue the downward trend. This TA fag seems to have missed that YouTube tutorial.

[Anonymous No.21873867]

>>21866709
I have the right cards oldfag, It was fortold 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.21873932]

>>21873842
You're retarded if you think Technical analysis from stocks can be applied to crypto.

[Anonymous No.21873936]

>>21868866
Checked and agreed fellow marine.
For me, this conference is all about that, really. A project we joined from day one, reached from the bottom to presenting next to a toilet, and now to holding its first own conference. It's a proud moment and I have no price prediction or expectation from this.

[Anonymous No.21873949]

>>21868119

[Anonymous No.21874174]

[Anonymous No.21874176]

>>21868119
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21874302]

>>21868119
REALITY MANIFEST

[Anonymous No.21874353]

>>21873791
>>21873842
Bro's idk. I just bought Link back at like 2.7 because 4chan said to and 4chan is never wrong.

I still barely understand what Link even does other than "it turns non internet data into internet data using magical internet chucky cheese token". So blue you think it will rise and green thinks it will tank?
I'm not the world's greatest businessman or anything, but I sure as shit wouldn't create an entire convention surrounding my product, if all the financing for my products development was riding on this convention, just to not have any kind of serious announcement.
I'm not dumb enough to believe that Elon Musk is going to make a surprise appearance or that Sergay is gonna sign the genesis block, but it's actually likely that they at least have a real valuable partnership lined up with like a major financial institution or something. Not suggesting that will take us over 20 or anything, but it's kind of silly to just say "it'll be a nothing burger"

[Anonymous No.21874359]

>>21873133
Pic related

[Anonymous No.21874370]

>>21866709
>August 29th will be the best day of your life. Can’t tell much more
>so I’m just wanna give back to the biz community
Yeah it's gonna dump..

[Anonymous No.21874425]

>>21866709
My dad works at Nintendo and he says you’re gay

[Anonymous No.21874497]

didnt want to start a new thread so ill ask here. finally ordered a trezor. been on goybase for too long. anyway, when i get the hardware wallet, do i need to send eth to the destination wallet before sending any link or what? Ive sent coins between exchanges but never actually messed around with wallets, so this particular detail always eluded me.

Also is exodus a good pair with trezor?

[Anonymous No.21874536]

>>21873791
if only I had 1 LINK for everytime a TA signal went in the opposite direction from when it's "supposed to"

TA is good for knowing WHEN things happen. But even then sometimes you'll even see breakouts in either direction that only move up by 1-3% and then just form an extended triangle or flag, it's fucking annoying

[Anonymous No.21874775]

>>21874302
I remember this thread.... He never said what coin. Did some autist crack it?

[Anonymous No.21875012]

>>21869647
I don't doubt this. It's probably where he got the Satoshi moniker from.

[Anonymous No.21875067]

>>21874174
Still haven’t figured out what this says

[Anonymous No.21875150]

>>21874775
Yam v42, clearly.

[Anonymous No.21875172]

>>21868119
God, i havent ever asked for anything but please make this happen

[Anonymous No.21875238]

i think the market is immature. what people still, even those on /biz/, still don’t realize is that LINK is Tor for blockchain. businesses, states, activists all need to use LINK to securely exchange goods and services the same way they use Tor to anonymously exchange information. smartcon will clarify the connection, and media will pave the way by ushering in chainlinked blockchain access and the new defacto API interface for secure blockchain transactions. it’s a matter of time really.

[Anonymous No.21875315]

Same slides

[Anonymous No.21875361]

>>21868119
You brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for that anon. $1k eoy is fud

[Anonymous No.21875407]

>>21868944
checked

[Anonymous No.21875420]

>>21866709
it's going to $11.00 after the conference is a complete bust. Followed by a dump all the way to $6.70 by December. Get out and buy back in at $7.00 or hold on and lose 50%.

[Anonymous No.21875425]

>>21868119

[Anonymous No.21876092]

>>21875420
>$6.70 is fud now

ahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.21876645]

>>21867283
agreed. But its worse, shes been photoshopped into a stupid reddit meme.
I will always remember her as being my favorite Love Live girl, and i pray everyday for the crash of LINK, so Nico's image can be free from these redditors who most likely never watched love live

[Anonymous No.21876680]

>>21876092
>thinks hes rich
>still needs to cling to pathetic hopium on /biz/
lol

[Anonymous No.21876994]

>>21868119
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.21877099]

>>21874359
good taste

[Anonymous No.21877536]

>>21874497
anyone?

[Anonymous No.21877613]

>>21867039
nice try faggot. 3/10

[Anonymous No.21877772]

>>21867039
Bakeries, you say?

[Anonymous No.21877865]

>>21866709

[Anonymous No.21878037]

>>21868098
A larp just flew over my house. Wtaf?

[Anonymous No.21878157]

Anyway for chainlink to drop back to 25c and let me rebuy like I did two years ago? Can't believe I fucking got shilled into a shit coin dbc and sold chainlink. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.21878224]

>>21875420
>it's going to $11.00 after the conference is a complete bust.
You had 3 years, anon

[Anonymous No.21878711]

>>21867039
I love that this is 100% bullshit and the only benefit whatsoever to you is that you discord trannies get to laugh at the /biz/ newfags who will believe it

[Anonymous No.21878805]

>>21868119
Holy fuck cunt I'm genuinely crying laughing here. 10/10

[Anonymous No.21879027]

>>21868119
>there are people with huge nasal features chainlinked to the floor

[Anonymous No.21879061]

>>21870419
fuck you

[Anonymous No.21879087]

>>21870419

[Anonymous No.21879135]

>>21868119
Holy fucking based.

[Anonymous No.21879207]

>>21870419

[Anonymous No.21879322]

>>21868119
umm yeah hey, based department?

[Anonymous No.21879958]

Looks like it's almost to 14.88 niggers

[Anonymous No.21880033]

>>21879958
Nazi stable coin confirmed. We memed this period just like the coffee standard. No one will convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.21880236]

>>21867238
Man this is gayest Kanye ripoff I've heard, but I'm optimistic for link