/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21865449]

fuck you

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.21865483]

>yesterday I shortlisted 8 stocks
>I bought 4 before the market closed
>today
>all the ones I bought are in the red
>all the ones I didn't are in the green
thanks /smg/

[Anonymous No.21865485]

>>21865449
Bout time someone baked

[Anonymous No.21865498]

>>21865449
good idea or no?
american here, but if biden wins then people are gonna be swarming to buy guns.

[Anonymous No.21865500]

Since the market is useless today, what country best represents you, anon?

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views

[Anonymous No.21865510]

>>21865483
At least you didn't buy TSLA at 2100

[Anonymous No.21865522]

Uh bros? WKHS is going higher than usual we should be dumping back to crab range

[Anonymous No.21865525]

>>21865498
>if biden wins
dude...

[Anonymous No.21865530]

PHUN is a scam

[Anonymous No.21865533]

Buy at the next NIO dip. Buy more WKHS.

[Anonymous No.21865536]

Last call for the oil train

[Anonymous No.21865535]

Let this Horse 9/4 17.5c I wrote ride till next week? Doubt theta will save me this week

[Anonymous No.21865547]

I bought the NIO top

[Anonymous No.21865554]

>>21865498
H&K is doing worse and worse due to their shitty protection laws that protect their tech. Their guns are also more expensive than americans are willing to buy because of the huge cheap selection of everything else available in compairson. They're gucci guns basically, not something you'd buy during a crisis. Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.21865560]

>>21865525
either he wins and i make made gainz overnight.
or trump wins and i make slow gainz as it floats back up

[Anonymous No.21865566]

Look at him horsies, look at him and laugh

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/08/24/3-stocks-to-avoid-this-week/

[Anonymous No.21865571]

>>21865522
doesn't have the volume to push above $18
it'll dump

[Anonymous No.21865574]

>>21865498
>if biden wins
kek, they might but anyone that doesn't have one yet wouldn't be buying an HK.

[Anonymous No.21865578]

>>21865522
Don't sell until the contract you stupid fool.

[Anonymous No.21865579]

Well I guess I officially missed my last chance on the horse. Ill save my 3k in cash for the next retard gamble

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865582]

Recycle this one when we're done fucking up this one.
>>21865511
>>21865511

[Anonymous No.21865586]

>>21865536
Time Travel bro from 8/25/2021, is the Marqeta IPO as banging as I think it will be?

[Anonymous No.21865589]

>>21850692
All me

[Anonymous No.21865594]

>>21865500

[Anonymous No.21865601]

>>21865547
Tfw bought a few shares just for fun last week and now I see coulda made a lot of money

[Anonymous No.21865602]

>>21865500
Worst Korea :(

[Anonymous No.21865610]

>>21865578
i'm not retarded but this doesn't usually happen

[Anonymous No.21865613]

>>21865500
about to get my qt korean gf

[Anonymous No.21865624]

>>21865483
Brutal can i see the list

[Anonymous No.21865633]

>>21865554
>>21865574
ok im looking for a quick flip near elections.
whats best bet

[Anonymous No.21865637]

>>21865574
what will they be buying then?

[Anonymous No.21865644]

>>21865589
faggot

[Anonymous No.21865645]

>missed my chance at grabbing NIO at 14.5 because I thought it would dip more
>had more doubts because of US tensions with the Changs

[Anonymous No.21865648]

>TSLA
is it crashing below 1900 at close tonight or open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21865658]

>>21865637
Rape kits

[Anonymous No.21865660]

lol horse is about to dump. Hope yall bought puts

[Anonymous No.21865667]

>>21865530
It's a pump and dump stock. Load low, wait for the pump, sell and repeat.

[Anonymous No.21865666]

Surely AAPL cannot close below $495.

[Anonymous No.21865670]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

[Anonymous No.21865674]

>>21865500
Never knew this was a thing

[Anonymous No.21865677]

>>21865582
Did you get ribs baggot?

[Anonymous No.21865696]

>>21865648
Or pumping by end of week

[Anonymous No.21865698]

>>21865666
>digits
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.21865714]

Horse will never go below 17 again

[Anonymous No.21865715]

>>21865500
>https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views
I can't decide if this is a good sign or a bad sign.

[Anonymous No.21865717]

[Anonymous No.21865736]

>>21865674
BASED Liberland Brother

[Anonymous No.21865753]

>>21865449
Fun fact: Mortgage activity is only about 50% dependent on purchases in a typical market. Refinances are mostly rate dependent supplementally driven by potential equity access in an upward market.

TLDR: RKT is a comfy hold.

[Anonymous No.21865756]

>>21865645
What about LI?

[Anonymous No.21865769]

>>21865666

[Anonymous No.21865775]

Took profit on WKHS. I don't want to hold through the contract announcement in case it becomes a "dump the news" event.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865776]

>>21865594
Based and Freedom pilled.

[Anonymous No.21865782]

>>21865714
oh goodness

[Anonymous No.21865792]

>>21865769
what's wrong with their faces?

[Anonymous No.21865797]

>>21865633
SWBI or RGR. Both are them are pretty popular and sell affordable guns. Those are the only two tickers I know for gun stuff, but you probably know more than me as a burger. If PSA was publicly traded I'd be all in on it right now. You burgers might shit on PSA all the time, but compared to what we have up here you guys are spoiled.
t. Canuck

[Anonymous No.21865798]

>>21865756
In comparison, NIO has a much stronger outlook than LI.

[Anonymous No.21865799]

>>21865674
Same. Have to check that out.

[Anonymous No.21865805]

>>21865666
MOTHER FUCKER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21865804]

>>21865677
no i can't stop looking at the line.

[Anonymous No.21865811]

>>21865715
I got Canada.

[Anonymous No.21865823]

>>21865637
cheap shit and low end models basically not HK, FN, any gucci brand.
>>21865633
for biden long meme energy, short healthcare and big pharma, become neet.

for trump hodl

[Anonymous No.21865824]

I found a solution for not making money guys. Let me explain it to you.
I am told that I'm an intelligent guy, I don't really think it, but I'm told it. I have been making pretty clever decisions for a long time - I bought early in apple (2003), I've sold in the bad times and then bought the dip. But I sold when the financials stopped making sense, and suddenly, I was losing potential gains. Almost didn't want to buy stock back because I had it for less once upon a time. But then this lead me to an almost perfect trading strategy.

I get very drunk and I make all my trades while hung over. I reduce my IQ by at least 50 points and it has netted me an amount I can't really calculate, because I'm hung over. Maybe I lost money, I don't know. All I know is I got big green dildos in my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.21865833]

>>21865500
i know absolutely nothing about this country

[Anonymous No.21865838]

>>21865775
DON'T BE LIKE THIS DUMBASS FOOL

[Anonymous No.21865849]

>>21865823
>cheap shit and low end models

give me a ticker symbol goddammit im making a watchlist

[Anonymous No.21865854]

>>21865798
Hasnt pumped yet though

[Anonymous No.21865857]

>>21865838
WKHS is the minnesota vikings of the stock market

[Anonymous No.21865859]

>>21865500
I got Uruguay

I guess inma guay

[Anonymous No.21865860]

Just came back home from work.
Any reason for the big pump on NIO and WKHS? Can't find any specific bullish news relevant to EV

[Anonymous No.21865862]

>>21865775
thats fine, buy back in at 15 in 2-3 days

[Anonymous No.21865864]

Some day I'll be able to drop these NET bags

[Anonymous No.21865863]

>>21865833
>i know absolutely nothing about this country
based, you like to fuck underage girls and have drugs but let no one else do it.

[Anonymous No.21865871]

Fellow BABA chads, what is a good time to take profit? 300$ ?

[Anonymous No.21865873]

Did I finally buy a successful LEAP? I feel like Starbucks might actually make it to $90 by July 2021

[Celchad No.21865874]

U did buy the dip didnt u anonybear??

[Anonymous No.21865875]

>>21865857

Nfl is for cucks

[Anonymous No.21865889]

>>21865792

[Anonymous No.21865895]

>>21865500
got denmark lol

[Anonymous No.21865896]

>>21865860
people are anticipating a 2pm whale purchase on WKHS that isn't going to come
it'll dump at 3

[Anonymous No.21865903]

Machine Learning and Neural Network related stocks are your friends. Buy companies in the AI space and positioned to most benefit.

[Anonymous No.21865904]

>>21865838
Why not? Best case they win a good chunk and it gap up in to the 20s. Worst case they get a very small contract or none at all, and it gaps down to $10. Why not sell at $17.80 and wait? I'm fine with buying back in later.

[Anonymous No.21865912]

>>21865674
I got that shit too. After a quick googling it sounds like we could get blown off the face of the fucking earth whenever lol

[Anonymous No.21865917]

>>21865849
rgr has some low end but they are already high. smith and wesson has a ticker i think, google it. if your american better off buy the guns and flipping. obama i 3x some ar's and traded 6boxes 45acp ammo for a CZ p07

[Anonymous No.21865918]

>>21865863
kek pretty accurate

[Anonymous No.21865926]

>>21865624

[Anonymous No.21865927]

unless WKHS pushes through $18 right now, it'll be a triple top

[Anonymous No.21865932]

>>21865874
Yes already made a few hunred off it

[Anonymous No.21865933]

>>21865864
Nigga NET is for holding for a couple of years.
It'll be huge.

[Anonymous No.21865944]

When/If I make it, what's the easiest way to just move to Japan and be a NEET, maybe with a minor part-time job

[Anonymous No.21865959]

>>21865857
I have no idea what this means because I dont watch thirty seconds of running blacks followed by 5 minutes of ads for a couple hours

[Anonymous No.21865964]

>>21865449
Does nobody give a fuck about TSM anymore? Good day for the stock, broke above 80 for the first time in awhile (prob close below 80 tho)

[Anonymous No.21865965]

>>21865871

[Anonymous No.21865967]

get in gld and slv

[Anonymous No.21865972]

>nobody is talking about the BABA moon mission
It’s like you hate money

[Anonymous No.21865975]

>>21865944
Do the tourism visa for high net worth individuals letting you stay a year at a time. You can't work though.

[Anonymous No.21865976]

>>21865536
Oil bro, is OAS worth anything? Or is it just a penny stock now?

[Anonymous No.21865980]

>>21865500
based, I got thailand

[Anonymous No.21865982]

>>21865944
>Move to japan and be a NEET
Do you think they will accept your apology for a permanent residence in any case if you don't have a job?

[Anonymous No.21865996]

Surely this is the beginning of a QQQ dip.

[Anonymous No.21866010]

>>21865964
seems like its just been crabbing hard as shit lately. Nothing much to say for it

[Anonymous No.21866013]

They pumped all the EV.

[Anonymous No.21866017]

>>21865982
I'm white and potentially rich, so yes.

[Anonymous No.21866021]

Just sold Amazon after FINALLY claiming back to being profitable. The pony is all out of steam ever since the unemployment bux ran out.

Also, jumped ship on Tesla losing $75. My gut says it's going to dump.

Now that my money isn't tied up in useless stocks I can buy some money makers.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.21866022]

>>21865912
Liberland is a close ally of Somaliland, i learned

[Anonymous No.21866034]

later horsies see ya back at 15

[Anonymous No.21866035]

>>21865918
>kek pretty accurate
Move there. I got this and live there.

[Anonymous No.21866036]

>>21865959
vikings will often have years where they're very good and it looks like they'll win the owl and then they fall flat and sink back to mediocre status

[Anonymous No.21866040]

>>21866017
You then know nothing about Japan and it's immigration policy

[Anonymous No.21866045]

>>21865775
>dump the news
retard

[Anonymous No.21866046]

No youragay. Also tell robincucks to clear my fucking money already

[Anonymous No.21866047]

>feel tired
>take a nap
>wake up
>still feel groggy as shit

bros wtf how do i short naps this shit is fake news im still tired

[Anonymous No.21866050]

>>21865500
the fuck?

[Anonymous No.21866062]

>>21865972
>asked this morning (night for americans?) what do people think about BABA - because I'm thinking about buying despite hating the ch*nese
>trump will say something about chayna and it will tank
>yeah, fuck chayna I also thought to myself
yamero

[Anonymous No.21866067]

>>21866017
weebs are seen as weak beta cucks in japan bro

[Anonymous No.21866077]

>>21865972
Is 300$ in reach for us? Or take some profits now?

[Anonymous No.21866086]

wait a sec. Is horse gonna poomp past 18???

[Anonymous No.21866094]

>>21866047
Just stay awake until you're tired as fuck, works for me

[Anonymous No.21866103]

>>21866034
>tattoo
Discarded

[Anonymous No.21866109]

>>21866021
your gonna regret selling amzn

[Anonymous No.21866119]

>>21866047
slam an espresso or cup of coffee before you lay down. it prevents a 20 min nap turning into 2 hours and you wake up feeling energized instead of shitty

[Anonymous No.21866122]

>>21866086
no

[Anonymous No.21866124]

>>21866010
The fact that it's crabbing after doubling is good news in and of itself. I'm not accumulating more right now (MMP dip is too juicy) but I don't see TSM losing any ground.

[Anonymous No.21866125]

>>21866047
naps have never been able to work for me. chug some water and go for a short walk.

[Anonymous No.21866141]

>>21866067
I hate anime, so that's good.

[Anonymous No.21866171]

>>21866047
Unironically, if I need to take a nap, it's 8-10 minutes. Enough for you to restart basically, but not long enough to get deep sleep and ruin the rest of your day.

[Anonymous No.21866172]

B..bros I wanna sell WKHS and then buy back in when it's lower but i'm scared that the contract will be announced before then. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.21866179]

>>21865500
Does this make me a full blown goyim?

[Anonymous No.21866182]

>>21866141
Based and stop watching anime pilled

[Anonymous No.21866183]

was it all just zoomer robinhoodfags panic selling because of fortnite?

[Anonymous No.21866185]

the trick to naps is to just close your eyes for 5 to 20 minutes and then get back to kicking ass

[Anonymous No.21866186]

HORSECHADS AT 18

[Anonymous No.21866187]

>>21866050
hahahaha ur a gay lmao u sucka da dick bro? hahahaha fag

[Anonymous No.21866189]

>>21866017
Japan doesn't really do the buy citizenship thing.
NZ is like 7 million USD to do it

You have to do it some other way like investment, startup, qualifications, marriage, etc.

[Anonymous No.21866194]

>>21866172
Just do it who gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.21866201]

>>21866035
singapore seems like a cool place. I was planning on moving there once done with college.

[Anonymous No.21866212]

All these seething horsie swingies mad they sold last Tuesday to buy back in at 15 but 15 never came again. 17 is the new 15 faggots. Stay mad

[Anonymous No.21866220]

>>21866086
Just did.

[Anonymous No.21866221]

>>21866172
buy companies you actually know and believe in and hold them long term. crazy, i know.

[Anonymous No.21866225]

>>21866141
The problem isn't weebshit, the problem is that you're white. Japanese people hate foreigners and you will never be accepted into any friend group, community. Finding an apartment and such is also incredibly difficult as a foreigner. You will also get harrased by the police.

[Anonymous No.21866228]

>>21866109

I've bought and sold Amazon a few times. It always makes me money but it's too slow going right now.

I can use the funds to buy nio or baba.

[Anonymous No.21866242]

I liked cowboy bebop and hajime no ippo
what else might I enjoy?

>tfw just turned green thanks to GLD calls

[Anonymous No.21866248]

>>21866201
>singapore seems like a cool place. I was planning on moving there once done with college.
Food sucks, it's hot, random laws. It's alright, but make sure you travel in the region.

[Anonymous No.21866256]

>>21866186
is there news or is it doing it's normal pump and dumb cycle? not holding right now, all in apple and tesla.

[Anonymous No.21866270]

I raped a weaboo twink at summer camp when i was a teen. He was highly autistic and didnt speak to anyone ever. He just read manga fag shit. I saw him over by the edge of the lake one day and dragged his ass into the woods, tied his hands, and lubed up his boi pucci and went to town. He just submitted after awhile and cried. I left him there with the condom hanging out of his bussi.

[Anonymous No.21866281]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/24/powell-set-to-deliver-profoundly-consequential-speech-changing-how-the-fed-views-inflation.html
>Fed Chairman Jerome Powell will speak Thursday during a virtual version of the Fed's annual Jackson Hole, Wyoming, conference.
>He is expected to outline what could be the central bank's most active efforts ever to spur inflation back to a healthy level.
>"Average inflation" targeting means the Fed will allow inflation to run higher than normal for a period of time.
>The effort will be the reverse of former Fed Chairman Paul Volcker's rate hikes instituted to quash inflation in the 1980s.

how worried should i be about this? sell now or am i still cool to hold through the TSLA/AAPL splits?

[Anonymous No.21866291]

>>21865666
I just bought a share yesterday.

[Anonymous No.21866296]

>>21865500
>https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views

Last time I did this I got Iran. This time i got Thailand. Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.21866302]

OH NO SWBI COLLAPSING!!!!
Just kidding, they just distributed AOUT shares to SWBI holders.

[Anonymous No.21866304]

>>21866201
>singapore seems like a cool place. I was planning on moving there once done with college.
No CGT really seals the deal though.

[Anonymous No.21866310]

>>21866242

Samurai champloo

[Anonymous No.21866315]

>>21866242
>What else might I enjoy
Aggretsuko

[Anonymous No.21866319]

>>21866270
>lube
>condom
why bother raping if you're not gonna go full rape

[Anonymous No.21866322]

>ONTX
dead
>NAK
dead
>NET
dead

is WKHS the final /smg/ meme shit stock left?

[Anonymous No.21866323]

>>21866124
I wanted to buy some on the dip but the fact that they are still like 12 to 14 dollars above analyst ratings currently got me too spooked

[Anonymous No.21866328]

>>21866270
fake and incredibly, astronomically gay

[Anonymous No.21866331]

>>21866201
and how do you intend on getting citizenship? i studied there for a semester on exchange. Its a really nice place overall but I don't think it has the kind of opportunities you get in the west. I'd love to live there for a year or two but not settle.

[Anonymous No.21866332]

>>21866172
Republicans hate USPS.
Republicans hate green energy.
The contract could just as well go to Ford.
Worse yet, it could go to some company Jared Kusher or a Russian oligarch creates, which then doesn't even deliver the vehicles.

[Anonymous No.21866345]

FUG

[Anonymous No.21866356]

>>21866225
Actually based. I'd like to support that economy.

[Anonymous No.21866359]

>>21866319
U ever tried to shove ur dick in an asshole without lube and a condom? Its damn near impossible and its nasty

[Anonymous No.21866361]

>>21866281
Don't trade apple, own it

[Anonymous No.21866366]

>>21866281

Sell now.

It's going to spook a lot of panic sellers and tank prices.

[Anonymous No.21866371]

>>21866345
post test

[Anonymous No.21866372]

>>21866304
The only way for Americans to avoid those is Peurto Rico I believe.

[Anonymous No.21866383]

>>21865449
Where the fuck are the anime titties?

[Anonymous No.21866395]

>>21866359
you need a firmer erection and a stronger will
I don't like your attitude

[Anonymous No.21866397]

>>21865964
It-s buy and forget for 3 years. 50% tsm here

[Anonymous No.21866422]

>"Dude just market buy TSLA"
>buy at $2113
>it crashes and burns 5 minutes later
>it can't break through $2000 after the dump
I have made a terrible mistake.

[Anonymous No.21866423]

>>21866332
KODK will deliver the vehicles, full of vaccines
>>21866322
Unironically the king of meme shit /smg/ stocks is TSLA. And you want to know why? Watch the responses to this post. They will be almost identical to NAK, ONTX, and NET posting.

[Anonymous No.21866430]

Buy Calls

[Anonymous No.21866436]

>>21865996
I fomos in. Screw TA.

[Anonymous No.21866457]

>>21866331
High skilled labor, electrical engineer

[Anonymous No.21866458]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.21866463]

>>21866422
>thinking a 3% drop is a crash

[Anonymous No.21866466]

>>21866323
Analysts are retarded. Compare TSM, which is just about a fucking monopoly and by far the most advanced company in its field, to any other silicon manufacturer. It's undervalued. They are destroying their competition and their R&D is head and shoulders above the rest. Also the div is pretty fucking great too.

[Anonymous No.21866470]

>>21866422
any price you buy in at before the split will be a good price by the week before battery day

[Anonymous No.21866482]

say I want to buy WKHS at a limit buy at $17.00. what is stopping me from selling a naked put with strike at $17.00 on April 16, 2021 (234 days from now), collecting the fuckhuge $690 premium, and acquiring the shares in like a couple days from now when WKHS goes back down
is there literally any downside from this? the only scenario I can see is if WKHS moons up and I don't get my shares, then come crashing down way past $17 and I cant do anything about it since I'm locked in until April
but I'm pretty sure its going to go down some, so...
PLEASE advise, I am new but this sounds too good to be true

[Anonymous No.21866496]

shit

[Anonymous No.21866497]

>>21866458
bullish for LL

[Anonymous No.21866498]

>>21866458
What am I looking at?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21866499]

>>21866179
Nah just means there's a 13% chance you're responsible for 50% of the crime.

[Anonymous No.21866507]

>>21866422
>TSLA didn't go up 50% since I bought it

Give it a minute nigger

[Anonymous No.21866512]

>>21866225
This is based entirely on where you try to live. If you live in Kanagawa You will not have these problems.

[Anonymous No.21866527]

>>21865996
how do i make money off of bollinger bands? i really wish i could day trade instead of holding long term but nothing seems to work consistently enough which worries me im just gonna lose more money than i win ultimately.

[Anonymous No.21866531]

>>21866482
because you don't get to choose when to exercise an option that you've sold

[Anonymous No.21866537]

Well, okay

[Anonymous No.21866541]

>>21866499
Checked

[Anonymous No.21866542]

>>21866512
>Kanagawa
Why live in Japan unless your in one of those mountain villages with 100 people and an old inn?

[Anonymous No.21866546]

>>21866482
Follow up, what if the price goes down to say $15 and I haven't sold any puts. If i am okay buying at $15, can I just sell a naked put at $15 with expiration in April 2021 and collect a 3 figure premium for essentially a limit buy I wanted anyway?

[Anonymous No.21866550]

>>21866458
Ticker and strike?

[Anonymous No.21866556]

>>21866458
EIGHTEEN BILLION IN DAMAGE
never bet against bloomberg

[Anonymous No.21866557]

>>21866371
yes
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
no
flat tax
some necessary regulation
yes
yes
guns
yes
no
yes

[Anonymous No.21866567]

Went from +10% to -5% total today. How to cope? Do I sell all and go all in Apple?

[Anonymous No.21866569]

>>21866546
no
for the same reason i gave you to the first question

[Anonymous No.21866571]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

[Anonymous No.21866572]

>>21866482
The down side is wkhs may not exist in a few months. Buy a call. Wkhs is either going places or it isn't. Perfect for a call.

[Anonymous No.21866573]

>>21866498
Hopefully the end of Texas

[Anonymous No.21866574]

Hmmmm, what languages do they speak?

[Anonymous No.21866577]

>>21866531
so are far out expiration puts much less likely to be exercised even if they meet the strike price long before then?

[Anonymous No.21866584]

>>21865753
I dont know what all that means but you sound smart and I'm holding RKT so now I feel smart. :)

[Anonymous No.21866594]

>>21866556
Nola anon here. That storm aint shit. Hurricanes are memes the only people that die are crackhead niggers and old retard cajun fucks

[Anonymous No.21866596]

NONONONO HORSECHADS THEY'RE DOOMPING

[Anonymous No.21866597]

>>21866567
If you are going to buy AAPL, do it today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.21866601]

>>21866572
don't listen to this retard
buy calls at dips not the peak of pumps

[Anonymous No.21866608]

get into AAPL now? will probably be a lot of fear sellers Wed/Thurs. temp dump at split perhaps? been busy swinging TQQQ but just closed

[Anonymous No.21866611]

>>21866556
am i too late to buy into LL?

[Anonymous No.21866612]

>>21866567
yes

[Anonymous No.21866618]

I wish there was SpaceX stock. I'd buy some right now. Elon's right though. Swingies wouldn't understand they're holding the future.

[Anonymous No.21866621]

>>21866577
I don't understand why anyone would ever exercise any semi-liquid option (sans dividend). You lose out on the premium you could sell to someone else.

[Anonymous No.21866631]

>>21866577
correct
think about it
they paid you $690 on a $17 call which makes their break even $10.10

[Anonymous No.21866632]

>>21865500
>https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views

I missed the part where I could select punishing homosexuality by death. Got Iran. Based and Aryan pilled

[Anonymous No.21866639]

>>21866618
IPO fucking when

[Anonymous No.21866640]

>>21866458
HAL buy signal
>>21866497
Should i buy know pr do you think it could go lower after the storm hits? Some ATM Oct calls sounds like a good play provided this is the last storm of the season

[Anonymous No.21866646]

>>21866036
>win the owl

[Anonymous No.21866648]

>>21866596
I'm ready for those low 16s tomorrow. i need to get back in, seems like the floor keeps getting slightly higher and higher.

[Anonymous No.21866654]

>>21866567
>Do I sell all and go all in Apple?
Yeah so these AAPL puts I sold at the top go OTM.

[Anonymous No.21866660]

>>21866021
You'll never make it if you sell Amazon. AWS is at full steam.

[Anonymous No.21866667]

>>21866648
smg is a bunch of nerds

[Anonymous No.21866675]

>>21865500
Ahaha I'm down. Creampie parties here I come.

[Anonymous No.21866676]

>>21866618
You can actually buy shares in it if you're really rich.
https://equityzen.com/company/spacex/

[Anonymous No.21866678]

>>21865926
All right, I'm gonna take my eyes off the charts for the day. Autodesk bros, make me proud.

[Anonymous No.21866679]

>>21866296
>Thailand
>based

[Anonymous No.21866685]

TQQQ ATH
SOXL post march High
GOOG ATH

tech is comfy

[Anonymous No.21866695]

>>21865500
Got Thailand, kek.

[Anonymous No.21866696]

>>21866567
you literally can't go wrong with AAPL, it's fucking AAPL ffs. same with TSLA it's fucking TSLA and battery day is being hyped up as the second coming of battery jesus, it's still got retard strength behind it from the retard cult.

the key is you gotta fucking hold that shit for at least a month and not get shaken out by intraday moves. literally just don't even have a stop loss, your stop loss is you just fucking wait. you wait and do nothing and make money eventually. these aren't penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.21866698]

>>21866640
I'd buy now to be safe.

[Anonymous No.21866711]

I wonder if J Powell's speech is already priced in

[Anonymous No.21866719]

>>21866466
I wish id bought at like 60 but I hadn't done any DD. I'm too late to the party to buy comfortably now im already long in a lot of tech

[Anonymous No.21866725]

Is there any point in doing debit spread? They seem to have worse RR and despite this, less overall reward (plus, it's fixed) compared to just single-leg strategies. Unlike credit spread which at least give you the money upfront, and on top of that, tend to have higher returns, at fixed targets, than a corresponding call, if everything is long-dated.

[Anonymous No.21866728]

ive reached the point of the day where the trackpad on this wireless logitech keyboard starts to fuck around and zoom in and out when I'm just trying to move the cursor

I'm off to the bookstore and I expect my calls to make me rich by the time I get there

[Anonymous No.21866735]

>>21866676
Goog owns 10% too.

[Anonymous No.21866738]

OH FUCK

I SLEPT IN AGAIIIIINNNNNNN

how's the day going frens? I cut all my options yesterday, so I'm up today but it can't do anything to undo how horrible the past few weeks have been for me.

I'm pretty deep in the hole bros! Slow and steady will take a long time to make it back, and I'll never break even with buy and hold at this rate.

[Anonymous No.21866762]

>>21866242
>I liked cowboy bebop and hajime no ippo
>what else might I enjoy?
Literally anything on the front page of netflix

[Anonymous No.21866778]

>>21866499
Haha, y-yeah. Can you imagine? That would be so silly haha...

>>21866542
So you can be a "cool, dynamic, cultured, cosmopolitan citizen of the world" on Nosebook and Instaheeb of course.

[Anonymous No.21866783]

>>21866296
wtf I got USA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21866789]

If QQQ can't hit $300 by friday i'm completely fucked

[Anonymous No.21866792]

>>21866725
>Is there any point in doing debit spread?
If you're too poor to afford the options outright.

[Anonymous No.21866794]

>>21866738
its almost 3PM...
what time did you go to bes, anon.
im worried about your health

[Anonymous No.21866800]

>>21866696
>pretending like AAPL hasn't had massive market losses that took years to recover from
>pretending like MSFT didn't take 16 years to recover its '00 highs

Having said that, Apple is going to rake in several billion dollars from government contracts on iPads and laptops.

[Anonymous No.21866805]

>>21866696
are you not concerned about their market caps?

[Anonymous No.21866811]

good day for my frens

[Anonymous No.21866812]

>>21866573

Get fucked

[Anonymous No.21866829]

I once saw an IT job opening at SpaceX. I would have had to move to Washington but I applied anyway just on the chance that it might actually happen. Of course they never contacted me.

[Anonymous No.21866836]

>>21866542
Tokyo, Nagano and Kyoto are pretty fun tbqh
Went there this January for three weeks

[Anonymous No.21866843]

>>21865500
I'm Poland and also I have polish heritage so it checks out.

[Anonymous No.21866867]

>1 month
>only up $400

BROS WTF I NEED BIG FAT MONEY BAGS TO MAKE MONEY?????????

[Anonymous No.21866873]

>>21865500
Some of those questions are way too fucking broad to simply answer "yes" or "no" on

[Anonymous No.21866874]

You are buying the LL dip, right?

[Anonymous No.21866875]

Surely AAPL will close above $500 today.

[Anonymous No.21866877]

>>21866458
LL BROS?????

[Anonymous No.21866882]

>>21866738
Not bad, I don't have fuck all to do for work (from home). Sold some MSFT calls that I bought recently - lessons learned: a) do your fucking research - MSFT tech analysis doesn't show it up trending enough to b) deal with theta decay

waiting for Palantir IPO..

[Anonymous No.21866884]

>>21866676
If I had like 50 million dollars I would definitely contact Elon.

[Anonymous No.21866886]

>>21865996
Strong buy signal

[Anonymous No.21866890]

i sold
aapl at 496.26
to buy
8 facebook 281.85 and
14 workhorse 17.98

[Anonymous No.21866893]

>>21866805
>-1%
>$200bn vaporized

Pretty nutty.

[Anonymous No.21866900]

How likely is it that after the split all the dumb money in AAPL gets dumped and ends up tanking?

[Anonymous No.21866906]

>>21866875
They will close at 490 mark my words

[Anonymous No.21866916]

>>21866556
NAIL chads gonna POOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.21866922]

>>21866900
Unlikely. Not impossible.

[Anonymous No.21866923]

>>21866631
>>21866621
so then the limit buy + premium tip is only feasible for short period expiration. that's disappointing but i knew it was too good to be true

[Anonymous No.21866927]

>>21866725
hedging

[Anonymous No.21866932]

>>21866900
buffet isn't going to sell. The dumb money is locked in m8.

[Anonymous No.21866933]

>>21866829
How do you practice your IT skills?

[Anonymous No.21866939]

>>21866906
ah you're also special

[Anonymous No.21866943]

>>21866893
It's 20 billion with 1% retard

[Anonymous No.21866950]

>>21866900
100%
the rumor of the split and the news were one in the same

[Anonymous No.21866954]

>>21866696
>decade old data
>no new innovation or R&D
>literally any phone is the same and better since there's more compatibility
>robin nigger retards buying because a split is "free shares"
>robin niggers too smart to pass opportunity
>robin nigger Corp releases example of pizza slices explaining a split
>apple bleeding out and needs blood transfusion

So glad to have a front seat to this desu

[Anonymous No.21866962]

>>21866923
correct

[Anonymous No.21866963]

>>21866906
If they close at 490 I'll suck baggies pathetic 4 inch cock

[Anonymous No.21866964]

>>21866800
It looks like Intel has still never reached September 2001 levels.

[Anonymous No.21866967]

>>21865824
How can I subscribe to your blog?

[Anonymous No.21866968]

>>21866900
Medium risk. If stimmy is pumped next month, people will hold. If not, they'll panic sell for bills/whatever

[Anonymous No.21866973]

>>21866829
I send random applications to some companies like that. Usually a riddle. No one hires me kek.

[Anonymous No.21866987]

>>21866836
I lived in Yokohama for a little while. Never been to Nagano, was it comfy country?

[Anonymous No.21866988]

>>21866954

[Anonymous No.21866997]

>>21865500
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.21867008]

>>21866943

[Anonymous No.21867012]

I sold AAPL at 346 and I'm proud of it. It's like in poker when you have a good hand but you still fold because of how sketchy the hand was played. You may win now but odds will get to you. Plus I bought an extra amzn which is like investing in easy mode

[Anonymous No.21867013]

>>21866422
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Anonymous No.21867015]

>>21866954

>betting against Apple

You conveniently left out the part that it’s a huge status symbol. I don’t even have any skin in the game but you sound like a complete contrarian faggot.

[Anonymous No.21867021]

>>21866954
Why dont you short TSLA and see what happens?

[Anonymous No.21867041]

>>21866932
>Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway owns $91.3 billion worth of Apple stock. Apple shares now comprise 43% of Warren Buffett's portfolio
kek

[Anonymous No.21867055]

>>21866954
Bleeding out? It's down like 1.5% today, nigger. Oh look at that, it's just started to go up. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.21867062]

>>21866954
call me when people stop wanting to own AAPL and the FED stops pumping the lions share of its brrrr into FANG stocks, dumbass

[Anonymous No.21867071]

>>21866890
intelligent lifeform

[Anonymous No.21867075]

>>21866954
>down 1.4%
>screaming that the sky is falling
>calling anyone else retarded

top wew lad

[Anonymous No.21867079]

>>21866954
>AAPL bleeding out
>1 day -1.46%
>AAPL bleeding out
>5 day up nearly 7%
>AAPL bleeding out
>1 month over 30% gains
>AAPL BLEEDING OUT
>65% this year despite corona
Guys apple is bleeding out did you even fucking know it?

[Anonymous No.21867081]

i told you about WKHS

[Anonymous No.21867086]

>>21866954
>thinking robinhood users move a stocks with billion or trillion market caps
so glad not to be a retard like you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21867088]

People investing in fruit when they could just be buying TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.21867091]

>>21866932
I love this meme

[Anonymous No.21867095]

>>21865449
got RGR and HL. good or bad idea?

[Anonymous No.21867100]

>>21867041

Apple up 140% in the past 1 year alone. Imagine how much money the old bastard has made. What are you keking at exactly the guy made bank off this position. Fuck zoomers.

[Anonymous No.21867101]

>>21866836
I always fly in and out of Kansai airport and take the comfy Hello Kitty Haruka to Tennoji.

[Anonymous No.21867105]

>>21867041
Holy shit I knew he was big on Apple but what the fuck

[Anonymous No.21867109]

>>21866794
you're right to be worried and I'm not sure when I went to sleep

but it was before noon here, not almost 3PM

[Anonymous No.21867110]

>>21866933

Get a job as a help desk nerd
Work on certs/degrees on the side

CompTIA A+ or whatever it is should be the first thing you get, OR an associates degree in IT. Then you can basically get in anywhere entry level. Stick around a year, get good references, and then you can apply basically to any security/database/IT/networking position as a JR. ADMIN. From there, they'll tell you what certs to focus on and finance it. A bachelors in IT is also super helpful if you ever want a management position OR a government job (ie, do 1 hour of work a day). Good luck m8. Just don't do helpdesk for more than 2-3 years or you WILL wanna kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.21867118]

>>21866987
Pretty comfy yeah, went to see the snow monkeys as well, only stayed about 5 days in Nagano though, but I also went skiing in the mountains nearby in Hakuba
Very slow paced cities and towns but very comfy.

[Anonymous No.21867124]

XOM doesn't seem to be in great shape, being kicked out of the DOW. Thinking of dumping, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.21867130]

>>21867088
im waiting for the dip

[Anonymous No.21867165]

LULU or DG?

[Anonymous No.21867173]

>>21867124
WHOA NELLY

[Anonymous No.21867174]

>thought horse would gap up after breaking 18 resistance
>limit order filled at 18.03

[Anonymous No.21867181]

>>21867088
buying TQQQ is buying fruit, just 0.1 * 3x

[Anonymous No.21867182]

>choose random stocks
>write stock symbols on a piece of paper
>put dog biscuits under each of them
>buy whichever symbol your dog eats
>time how long it takes for your dog to swallow the last of the treat
>if the time ends in an even number, buy calls
>if the time ends in an odd number, buy puts
>if the time ends in 5, buy shares
>profit

You can't lose.

[Anonymous No.21867186]

>>21866933
You work at an IT call center to get experience. A degree in IT or even better computer science helps. Get practice tests for A+ and CCNA+ and take them over and over. When you get over 90%, you're probably ready to pay to take the tests.

[Anonymous No.21867198]

>>21867174
i tried to tell you

[Anonymous No.21867199]

>>21867124
Buy more.

[Anonymous No.21867200]

>>21866021

It's closing 10% above SMA(50)
>out of steam
you're a fucking retard.

I bought Amazon today, you will cry later.

[Anonymous No.21867201]

>>21867174

Congrats on buying the top nigga

[Anonymous No.21867209]

>>21867173
I'm still somewhat new to stock trading, help a guy out?

[Anonymous No.21867211]

told yall to buy puts. Made a rack just buying calls and puts today

[Anonymous No.21867221]

>>21867130
135 or bust

[Anonymous No.21867222]

>>21867174
check the level 2 data next time. massive sell wall and not many buyers.

[Anonymous No.21867243]

>>21867198
can we keep this 11th grader behavior out of my smg

[Anonymous No.21867249]

>>21867110
working as IT sounds like hell. management hates you, given that they view you as an expense, and everyone else doesn't quite understand just wtf you do.

[Anonymous No.21867260]

>>21867182
So did you actually get SLV?

[Anonymous No.21867261]

>judge sides with epic against apple
>apple stock moves up
lol

[Anonymous No.21867272]

>>21867186
I hear working at call centers is hell, is that true?

[Anonymous No.21867277]

>>21867186
except I put a + after CCNA because I'm typing too fast

[Anonymous No.21867286]

>>21867272
depends on how shitty the company is

[Anonymous No.21867300]

>>21867182
seems almost as easy as TA

>TA

[Anonymous No.21867305]

OH NONONONONONO HORSECHADS THEY'RE DUMPING HARD

[Anonymous No.21867308]

>>21867260
Yes.

[Anonymous No.21867319]

>>21867211
+5% with spreads and calls

[Anonymous No.21867332]

>>21867305
she's just drinking some water for the next trot anon

[Anonymous No.21867336]

I sold a bottom.
Should I kill myself

[Anonymous No.21867350]

>>21865903
but nvidia already pumped to infinity

[Anonymous No.21867351]

>>21867305
NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING*
*everyone who has followed this stock since june saw this coming

[Anonymous No.21867352]

Bought two SPY puts that expires mid-October with a strike price of 250$
Rate please, I bought it as a hedge mostly and paid about 140 dollars in total for it

[Anonymous No.21867361]

>>21867261
yeah it should because now epik gays can put their engine and game on ios again

[Anonymous No.21867366]

>>21867079
The truth is that I panic on every -0.5% movement because my positions have a expiration date due to the fact that I solely trade options instead of actually buying stocks.

[Anonymous No.21867367]

>>21867222
This. I might pick up 2 or 3 shares here and there but I'm mostly holding until the announcement in September. There's a chance Congress just stonewalls USPS and funding doesn't happen until after the next election.

[Anonymous No.21867379]

>>21866954
How many times do stock splits need to be explained? Just fucking divide pps by four you retards.

[Anonymous No.21867382]

>>21867272
If you're supporting ISP or computer repair shop customers, it's McDonalds. You want a call center job where you deal with internal customers. Somebody in your organization can't open PDFs or needs a printer. Switch jobs to the people who go out on site or networking as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.21867389]

Guys WHICH WAY IS WKHS GOING!??!?!?!?!?
IM SCARED

[Anonymous No.21867399]

>>21867367
the funding they are squawking about in congress now has 0 to do with the horse contract

[Anonymous No.21867404]

>>21867110
I'm working on finishing my A+ right now but all the jobs for help desk want experience that goes above the material covered in A+. Thanks though friend.

[Anonymous No.21867414]

>>21867389
up actually

[Anonymous No.21867419]

here comes power hour

[Anonymous No.21867422]

>>21867389
i just bought a 9/11 call so down

[Anonymous No.21867427]

>>21867308
Good luck dude, I got IV crushed so I sold my calls for a loss

[Anonymous No.21867424]

>>21867336
>I sold a bottom.
>Should I kill myself
you sold it, you didn't short-sell it, you're fine.

[Anonymous No.21867434]

>>21867350
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.21867448]

>>21866618
>I wish there was SpaceX stock.
SpaceX goes public; now all long term planning revolves around the stock price; all risk taking ends; and old space gets a new member.

[Anonymous No.21867451]

>>21867272

It use to be based before they recorded everything.

[Anonymous No.21867456]

>>21867422
Thanks for the money. I'm naked on margin.

[Anonymous No.21867468]

>>21866322
I was considering pulling the trigger on ontx at 0.29 anticipating a dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.21867472]

>>21867434
ink

[Anonymous No.21867474]

>>21867427
It happens. Sometimes you just lose, sadly.

[Anonymous No.21867475]

spy slightly up, dow jones down, nasdaq up as usual. wkhs up for smg stock-shitcoiners ;) metals only copper up, agriculture wheat,onions and corn all up with western texas oil and natural gas. prices are ofcourse in dollars where stimulus has weakenes the currency for a while. yield up slightly which keeps stocks going still.

[Anonymous No.21867478]

>>21867124
Dump your gay ass boomer bags and go 100% FNGU you faggot

[Anonymous No.21867483]

>>21867399
Lol what? That's absolutely not true. USPS only has enough funding to operate through August of 2021. It has nothing to do with the election, but it has everything to do with the contract. If they can only operate for another year, they're not going to buy a bunch if new vehicles.

[Anonymous No.21867492]

>>21867336
should've done more TA bro x

[Anonymous No.21867494]

>>21867483
wrong

[Anonymous No.21867495]

>>21867468
I wasn't expecting it to shit the bed that hard not gonna lie

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21867498]

>>21867478
not selling my nak

[Anonymous No.21867500]

>>21867483
yeah because USPS is going to fold up shop

[Anonymous No.21867517]

>>21867105

he bought absolutely nothing the entire bull-run until one day he anounced he had purchased even more Apple and proceeded to dab on literally everyone. The mans a genious.

[Anonymous No.21867522]

>>21867249
When shit goes fine you just sit there and chill.

[Anonymous No.21867540]

I need AYX to go up. I've got too much of my portfolio sitting in it for it to crab around, and I'm not patient enough for the holding game.
Anyone know any ritual sacrifices I can make to the bull gods?

[Anonymous No.21867548]

NEW >>21865511
NEW >>21865511
NEW >>21865511
NEW >>21865511
NEW >>21865511

[Anonymous No.21867562]

>>21867494
It's literally not.

>Postal management said in a financial statement last week it has sufficient funds to operate normally through at least August 2021.

Do you guys even read financial statements or do you just hang out here and gamble? Pay attention to the news.

[Anonymous No.21867597]

>>21867352

if you think SPY is going anywhere near 250 you are out of your mind.
Even 300 is a strech.

[Anonymous No.21867606]

>>21867500
It's not about them folding up shop, it's about them defunding a bunch of shit and taking on a model like they have in Europe. Post only gets delivered 2 or 3 times a week, never on Sundays, etc.

[Anonymous No.21867622]

>>21867517
he's pretty great
He underestimated the fed is all. They were supposed to let the airlines start going bankrupt, so Warren could come in and broker mergers and create monopolistic national airlines.

Instead the fed came in and said hey there's no moral hazard because corona.

>>21867434
what would you do when she stands up?
lick the desk?
I might just lay my head down in the warmth, pretend to need a nap.

[Anonymous No.21867809]

>>21867249

I'm pretty friendly/personable so I get by. The thing is to not talk OVER people's heads. Give short/concise explanations as to how things work, dont waste people's time, and be efficient when needed. Also, don't be afraid to do shit like making documentation, automating tasks, etc. Anything you do on the job can be slapped into a portfolio for the next gig.

[Anonymous No.21867857]

>>21867041
>about half of my portfolio is AAPL as well

great minds think alike :^)

[Anonymous No.21867923]

>>21867483
USPS is just a lever that our elected officials are using to pressure one another. USPS is actually one of the largest employers in the US. It /shall not/ be allowed to fail. More importantly in the domain of WKHS, there is the "Moving Forward Act" and a 15 state MoU participants of which will be modelling their public transit ZEV adoption schemes around California's, California has several billions of dollars worth of incentives for ZEV purchasers. WKHS is obviously favorable for republicans as it's an American manufactured vehicle, as opposed to Karsan which is a roach.

Ford and Oshkosh will win a fair portion of the contract because EVs can't operate at necessary ranges in below freezing temperatures. WKHS can cover most of the major metropolitan areas, though, which means it will likely win a large portion of the take. And the contract window is set for 5-7 years. The moving forward act is targeting 2029 for 50% adoption. The LLV production started in 1987, that's 43 years of operation on some of these Grumman trucks. Without starting now, their adoption rate won't hit target until 2060.