$COOMER COIN GENERAL - HOLD TIGHT EDITION

[Anonymous No.21853681]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
>https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP:COOM

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>1M to 2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

>https://github.com/CoomCoin/CoomChain
>https://delta.canny.io/coin-requests/p/coomcoin-coom
>https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin
>https://blockfolio.canny.io/coin-requests

[Anonymous No.21854114]

COOMfags should be hanged

[Anonymous No.21854370]

Never selling. NEVER cooming. $1 EOY

[Anonymous No.21854662]

Chainlink partnership when?

[Anonymous No.21854830]

Even crypto Messiah holding some. Be smart or die poor

[Anonymous No.21854889]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?

[Anonymous No.21854924]

>>21854114
Eunuchs have no balls and no talking rights

[Anonymous No.21855030]

>>21854114
I'm already hung

[Anonymous No.21855181]

Stay poor coomlet

[Anonymous No.21855232]

>>21854924
you people never learn

[Anonymous No.21855273]

This is clownworld so I am 100% sure are gonna make it with COOM. I am a Sperm Whale with 10M+ COOM and I know for a fact this will be above 1c by end of nofapNovember

[Anonymous No.21855330]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coomcoin

[Anonymous No.21855605]

>>21854889
That’s chainlink partnership

[Anonymous No.21855744]

>>2185488 COOM IN A BOX

Its a metaphor for everyone who buys COOm to sore and hold it to ensure maximum GAINZ and moonage is reached

[Anonymous No.21855870]

>>21855030
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.21855906]

>>21855744

[Anonymous No.21856018]

>>21854889
Weird to copy the chain link logo. But I like it

1 mil shark reporting in

[Anonymous No.21856141]

>>21856018
it's not a copy if it's chanlink 2.0

[Anonymous No.21856224]

>>21856141
True :DDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.21856252]

>>21855744
I heard it's a symbolism for the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. When unleashed he will drown the world in coom leaving only the worthy behind, the people who bought COOM in this utopia

[Anonymous No.21856386]

>>21854662
After $DONUT integration
>>21854889
It means COOM cubes for optimal stacking and to dab on linkies
>>21855232
>learn
Who are you trying to lecture, faggot? Return to clownworld, wagie.
>>21855330
read the OP, anon

[Anonymous No.21856463]

Is there anything happening with this? Anything to look forward to?

[Anonymous No.21856477]

>>21856463
yes look at the website anon

[Anonymous No.21856484]

can't believe I'm saying this about a meme coin called COOM but I genuinely regret selling for a (small) profit

[Anonymous No.21856535]

>>21856252
that's hot

[Anonymous No.21856716]

Is there any upcoming features for this coin, or will it just be a token?

[Anonymous No.21856734]

>>21855744
CHECKED AND COOMED

[Anonymous No.21856791]

>>21856716
Lots of exciting things about to happen! Join our discord of scholarly gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.21856835]

Been doing research for 3 days on COOM. This thread made me buy.

Thank you for the early thread OP

[Anonymous No.21856914]

>>21856835
I VE BEEN DOING RESEARCH ON COOM SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD SAMPLED IT TASTED IT A BIT SALTY DELICIOUS FILLED WITH SPERM AND JACKED OFF TO LAETITIA IN HER TIGHT LEGGINGS IN P.E. SITTING IN FRONT IF ME AT THE CAFETERIA WITH HER BIG JUGS AND I CAN SAY COOM IS LEGIT

[Anonymous No.21856955]

>>21856835
we're gonna make it anon

[Anonymous No.21857109]

>>21856914
why does sperm taste bitter? isn't it supposed to be sugary?

[Anonymous No.21857158]

>>21857109
I don't know. Why would you be tasting Sperm, anon?

[Anonymous No.21857227]

>>21857158
answer the question

[Anonymous No.21857228]

>>21853681
It's hilarious how this PnD meme coin keeps getting shilled here, yet it fails to take off. Nobody is that stupid, even here

[Anonymous No.21857310]

>>21857228
You will eat those words soon. We are holding steady right now, just waiting for our moment.

[Anonymous No.21857401]

>>21857228
>fundamentals
>new paradigm
>corporate#16 partnership. source: trust me bro
>6 days old token didn't immediately 1000x
stay poor faggot. see you this saturday

[Anonymous No.21857512]

>>21857228
It's hilarious how faggots that missed out two x5 in less than a week keep insisting on this stupid fud

[Anonymous No.21857615]

When is the next big news, next exchange or even the 1-1 parity?

[Anonymous No.21857731]

>>21857615
I am involved with the team and we are constantly getting requests from exchanges. The devs are still deciding.

[Anonymous No.21857830]

COOMlets infertile levels of cope:

Level 1 : your crypto is a scam
Level 2 : I just sold this already pumped bag, since people said it would do a x1000
Level 3 : This token is one big scam, a meme token with barely any usage kept alive by tokens created out of thin air.
Level 4 : I understand it doesn't solves a problem
Level 5 : You, the token holder, is the only real business - the only real world use case.
Level 6 : I don't care about the problem, I'm here to make money
Level 7: The solution to the problem never mattered in crypto, just the promises and the shilling.
Level 8: The meme created is the only real problem solved in any crypto.
Level 9 : All cryptos are ponzis and I should have bought $COOM before.
Level 10 : I whish I had bough a bag earlier to pump and dump it on normies, or that I had never hearded about this stupid memetoken before. Fuck this COOMworld.

Take the white COOM pill

[Anonymous No.21858090]

>>21857830
based

[Anonymous No.21858214]

>>21854370
>>21855030
>>21856018
>>21856835
23.3M COOM WHALE REPORTING FOR BATTLE
WE ARE THE COOM LORDS $1 EOY
NOT SELLIN' BOISSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.21858339]

>>21856386
What if you're a COOM Whale and a linklet at the same time?

[Anonymous No.21858388]

>>21858214
Damn I thought I was the biggest dick Sperm Whale here. Well done.

[Anonymous No.21858389]

>>21858339
link is dead long live link 2.0

[Anonymous No.21858542]

If you haven't invested in COOM yet your missing out. Honestly the community is based and the ball is rolling

[Anonymous No.21858584]

>>21858339
It means you're 100% coomchained for the coomshot

[Anonymous No.21858617]

>>21858542
BASED TA ANON

[Anonymous No.21858667]

>>21858542
impressive

[Anonymous No.21859202]

when can we expect another exchange listing? are devs just shilling or is it really happening?

[Anonymous No.21859546]

>>21859202
Definitely in motion.

[Anonymous No.21859620]

>>21859546
yeah but when dude? those listings can take weeks if you don't press it

[Anonymous No.21860121]

>>21858542
Lol. Good work

[Anonymous No.21860190]

>>21859620
definitely more than one exchange will list it this friday or the next one. there's no reason for them not to. liquidity locked 100% etc

[Anonymous No.21860814]

>>21856252
>imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.21860847]

>>21859620
No one is going to reassure you with this. Either COOM or wait until it’s .20

[Anonymous No.21860891]

[Anonymous No.21860906]

>>21859620
patience, fren.

[Anonymous No.21860946]

We are hoping for .01 EOY but we might just go to $1 EOY which will contract back to .02 which come next November may pump again!

[Anonymous No.21861524]

>>21858542
>let's see paul allen's graph

[Anonymous No.21861947]

[Anonymous No.21862054]

>not buying the dip

[Anonymous No.21862193]

oh man i cant get enough COOM. just bought more!

[Anonymous No.21862537]

10 mil coom whale reporting in. Taking this opportunity to fill my bags. We gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.21862570]

oh no!
https://twitter.com/ntxtper/status/1298055728884785157

[Anonymous No.21862680]

>>21862570
monke knows coom's potential

[Anonymous No.21862821]

Newfag here.
I bought eth on coinbase and connected my address and it says zero eth on metamask.
What am I doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.21862875]

>>21862821
do you use coinbase or metamask? you have to connect your wallet to uniswap if you wan't to buy coom

[Anonymous No.21862886]

>>21862821
you have to send it to your metamask address

[Anonymous No.21862891]

>>21862875
I use Meta mask

[Anonymous No.21862959]

>>21862891
Follow a guide, google "transfer crypto currency from coinbase to metamask" or something along the lines, and be sure to double check everything

[Anonymous No.21863085]

>>21862821
join the discord and frens will help you out

[Anonymous No.21863194]

>>21862875
>>21862886
>>21863085
I got it now guys. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.21863205]

Bought the dip. We are going to fucking make it

[Anonymous No.21863666]

>>21863205
based. we might see another dip like this before friday but after that it will go up like crazy

[Anonymous No.21863749]

>>21863666
checked
and why will it pump on friday