/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21852147]

>Have nearly a million dollars in crypto
>Still a lazy fat piece of shit with a receding hairline

[Anonymous No.21852181]

just lose weight and do a hair transplant or minoxidil if it isn't that bad

[Anonymous No.21852207]

>>21852147
Hit the gym for a few years and shave your head. Mad cunt baller mode

[Anonymous No.21852230]

>>21852147
Just shave your head

[Anonymous No.21852231]

>>21852147
>have 100k in crypto
>wife has no idea
>we have financial troubles
>pretend that I have no money either
>still waiting to cash out the mill

[Anonymous No.21852349]

>>21852231
based

[Anonymous No.21852552]

>>21852231
this anon is gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21852900]

>>21852147
go on >>>/fit/ and get some goddamn exercise

[Anonymous No.21852936]

>>21852147
OP just get a fat girlfriend it will fix your problems. Fat girls are awesome

[Anonymous No.21852953]

just shave it off and grow a beard bro! lmao

[Anonymous No.21853066]

>>21852953
>just shave it off and grow a beard bro! lmao

[Anonymous No.21853143]

>>21852231

amazing

[Anonymous No.21853198]

>>21852147
Donate it to a gamer girl

[Anonymous No.21853348]

>>21852231
extremely based

[Anonymous No.21853543]

>>21853066
kek

[Anonymous No.21853572]

>>21852231
basado

[Anonymous No.21853585]

>>21852231
You’re gonna make it fren, wife changing money.

[Anonymous No.21853934]

>>21852231
Sounds pretty retarded to me, also based "relationship" you got there

[Anonymous No.21853953]

>>21852936
^

[Anonymous No.21854037]

>>21852936
Haters will say it’s fake
But personality is real

[Anonymous No.21854090]

>>21853585
still going to keep my wife
>>21853934
I just want one day for her to wake up, check the bank account and see that our mortgage is gone, and we have fuck you money for the rest of our lives.

[Anonymous No.21854375]

>>21852147
i know this feel

[Anonymous No.21854537]

>>21854090
lol shell be so mad at you for not telling her and this could be the catalyst for divorce once she realizes that you're loaded and she can dump your ass with most of your belongings

smart move, dumbass

[Anonymous No.21854600]

>>21854090
that "fuck you money" will be gone within a span of 5 years
once she sees the mortgage paid off she will want the newest SUV... every 3 years
then travel, at least 2 times a year, to expensive places ofcourse
after that bingeshopping for retarded shit will be a weekly occurance
that dress you saw for 10 dollars? yea guess what that EXACT same dress is 150 dollars at a different "luxury shop" and she will need at least five of them
your expenses for food will magically x10
if i were you, i'd cash out your mill to a secondary account only you know about
pay off mortgage saying you got lucky on the lottery or other shit
then keep dropping small amounts of money
listen, i know you love your wife (probably) and want her happy, but it is your responsibility as a man to keep her on a leash, after all, she is still a woman, aka braindead materialistic child with low impulse control

[Anonymous No.21854882]

Bump

[Anonymous No.21854925]

>>21852147
LARP? Hairline is trivial to repair in this day in age if you have money, as for being fat and lazy that is pretty pathetic to stew on when you're richer than 99% of living humans and could literally pay someone to work with you on losing weight and living a better lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.21854955]

>>21853934
You do know that we wife will nag on him for that 100k right? Uhhhhh baby sell it all we need it ..
Fuck that whore

[Anonymous No.21854990]

>>21852231
Just liKe this guy. Have 50k link since day 1. Been with my girl for 3 years got married in Jan, kid on the way, she’s never heard of the word Chainlink in her life never will

[Anonymous No.21854999]

>>21854037
I've never met a fat girl with a good personality. I've met thick/busty girls who had pretty faces, but likely held liberal world-views - thicc is not fat though.

[Anonymous No.21855005]

>>21854955
Happened to me. Only took a bit out to solve financial issues.
Link crashes anyway.
>She was right

[Anonymous No.21855016]

>>21854990
Tbh my main justification is to save her from the pain and agony that comes with owning link. Waited 3 years to get to this point may have to wait 3 more years to get to $100. That shit is painful to endure, she won’t be able to tolerate it

[Anonymous No.21855025]

>>21854990
so you're going to divorce her and go live out your dream of fucking thai ladyboys, while your child gets raised by the media and a bunch of sketchy stand-in men who will be fucking your ex-wife?

Wow, much based.

[Anonymous No.21855045]

>>21855025
Nope I’ll cash out once we have enough to run away and live in Italy or some place we want for life, never have to work a day again assuming we ever get to 100. She’s the one there isn’t much a question about that

[Anonymous No.21855070]

>>21852147
Hair plugs and personal trainer at the gym. What? It's only, like, a fraction of your wealth. Every other anon is right, but you've only "made it" until you've made yourself. Robux are cool, but they can only get you so far if you lack the confidence.

[Anonymous No.21855142]

>>21852147
me but obsessing over the implications of SUTER

[Anonymous No.21855179]

Use the money for good

[Anonymous No.21855259]

God blesses virtuous men with good wives. Atheist fags get stupid hags

[Anonymous No.21855458]

>>21852147
you can afford lipo and hair implants

[Anonymous No.21855487]

>>21854600
Based anon

[Anonymous No.21855497]

>>21855045
She's going to get fat and ruin your life. Your 5 milion.....2.5 million won't fix it.

[Anonymous No.21855809]

>>21852181
This.

[Anonymous No.21855924]

Break up with her now.

All in NEC.

Never tell anyone.

[Anonymous No.21855928]

>>21852231
get a divorce before your 100k turns into millions... what even is the point of marriage except a shitty business decision.