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21851835 No.21851835 [Reply] [Original]

To the anons who have made it, how much would you pay to have a top 1% sized penis like mine, if a safe and reliable method was developed?

>> No.21851871

>>21851835
$5000. i dont get laid but it would be neat to have a big penis

>> No.21851882

Who gives a fuck about dick size? Are you worried about the size of your feet or the length of your forearms?
A dick is a dick, unless you have a micropenis what's the big deal?
Putting too much worry on something as unimportant as dick size is low iq.
You are a nigger

>> No.21851889

>>21851882
Stay salty dicklet

>> No.21851905

>>21851835

Nothing. My dick is big enough and too big a dick tends to hurt a girl.

>> No.21851906

>>21851835
No amount of money because that is absolutely degenerate. I am not a slave to the pornographic Jew.

>> No.21851920

>>21851889
Exactly what a nigger would say

>> No.21851934

>>21851920
u mad lol yeah u mad

>> No.21851939

>>21851835
post pp next to ruler

>> No.21851949

>>21851934
You type like a 15 year old from 2008

>> No.21851975
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21851975

>>21851939
no but heres me being extra conservative on the penis calculator

https://calcsd.netlify.app/full

>> No.21851990

If i had 2M usd i would probably pay 50-100K. If i was a dicklet and had 2M i would pay 1M to get normal sized dick.

>> No.21852012

>>21851882
Small penis detected

>> No.21852020

>>21851990
Yeah the big dick thing is just fun for yr ego really. Its having a very small dick thats crushing for dudes. It really shouldnt be either people are just cruel all around.

>> No.21852025
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21852025

I knew a guy who had a really big one, turns out it's super inconvenient because it doesn't fit into your pants, and it will hurt the vast majority of women (except the absolute whores who shove 50cm dildos in their asses).

It's best to have an above average penis, but not one too big

>> No.21852031

>>21851975
Umm congrats. Thing is women are stupid and don’t know what they want. I’ve made many women squirt with my weird looking 5.5in girthy shroomdick

>> No.21852038
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21852038

Why would I get a dick reduction?

>> No.21852041

>>21851835
Peepee

>> No.21852053

>>21852025
absolutely true, but Im a grower not a shower so its really only a problem when I get an unexpected erection in public and i just toss it down a pant leg so its not as noticible

>> No.21852065

>>21851835
Zero, but I would pay about $100-200k to be white with blue eyes.

>> No.21852070
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21852070

>>21852038

>> No.21852073

>>21852031
what’s your girth?

>> No.21852077

>>21852012
You guys are like children. You never going to make it.

>> No.21852098

>>21852077
checked

>> No.21852126

>>21852031
is it shaped like a corkscrew?

>> No.21852149
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>>21852077
Absolutely seething

>> No.21852169

>>21852065
kek

>> No.21852217

>>21852038
kek

>> No.21852229

>>21852169
Penis size matters if you want to keep tapping a single slut, if you're white + blue eyes, you can at least get one fuck in even if you have a below average dick.

>> No.21852281

>>21851835
maybe for my ego but also probably not
because i don't care what whores think

>> No.21852294
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21852294

My whole worldview was shattered by pic related revelation. Did 4chan memes and porn lie to me?

>> No.21852297

>>21852229
very true lol.

>> No.21852343

>>21852294
yes. My dick is one in a thousand but a lot of porn dicks are literally one in a million. The coomer meme is completely true, porn is bad for you on so many levels.

>> No.21852425

>>21852343
Strange that porn and general media forced a narrative that blacks have the biggest dicks. It got me totally convinced too. I don't get the purpose of it though.

>> No.21852433

>>21852073
It literally doesn't matter. Most women are more about a mental state rather than what they feel. I can't tell you how many times I've had a bitch bent over, I put a finger in and they try to start fucking it thinking it's my dick. Women are emotional creatures, all you have to do is warm them up and play to their kinks. Maybe I've never met a size queen but of the 20+ bitches I've fucked regularly I've never failed to make one cum with just my index finger. If a bitch likes you enough she'll cream her pants from making out while you play with her nipples. Then there's completely desensitized ones that won't come unless you play with their clit no matter how hard you dick them. Not that it matters because if you're hooking up with a random bitch then why the fuck would you care what she thinks? You fuck her until you're done using her and then you send her on her way. If it's a relationship then you both explore together to figure out what you like and how to get each other off. Unless you're dick is smaller than a girls index finger then don't fucking worry about your dick size.
t. 4.75 incher

>> No.21852464

>>21851906
Only correct answer in this thread.

>> No.21852484

>>21852433
How do you get with 20 girls? I dont even know 20 girls.

>> No.21852500

We gonne need a pic fren (nohomo)

To me it doesn't matter how big mine is. At the time a girl would see it it's already sexytime. It's about getting there that is my issue.

>> No.21852512

>>21851835
So many fucking losers here. Being well endowed can be a fucking curse if all you're looking for is a good fuck, a lot of pussy is shallow and prevents you going balls deep. Going balls deep is all that matters. A lot of insecure inexperienced faggots here including you OP

>> No.21852544

>>21851835

Fuck all, I'm comfy with my 98.8th percentile penorz. Do have herpies though so, yeah. Sexual market value be weird.

>> No.21852547

>>21852425
heres a better one, why is all the new porn being pushed all incest porn

>> No.21852572

>>21852433
who cares what the woman wants tho

>> No.21852596

>>21852512
seething dicklet #2

>> No.21852649

>>21852433
This 100%

>> No.21852685

>>21852425
Jews are trying to get white women to race mix and feminize white men

>> No.21852702

>>21852484
I'm older than you. I had low self esteem even after I'd dated and banged 4 girls in high school. They all told me I was attractive but I've never felt it. Then at some point I just stopped giving a shit. If I liked someone I would joke around with them then once we were acquaintances I'd ask them out. Then I learned things and had confidence in myself and it kept snowballing. I started using tinder like 4 years ago but funny enough I've only gotten laid 3 times from there. One I was very close to marrying, we're good friends now. The best advice I can give you is not to chase pussy, work on yourself, put yourself out there and it will more or less come to you.

>>21852572
If you're never going to see her again it doesn't matter. If you plan on fucking her regularly then you gotta give something back every now and then

>> No.21852708

>>21851835
$0

because I want the women to not have any fun

>> No.21852759

>>21852702
Very good advice...I wasted so much chasing tail.

I was joking, sort of lol

>> No.21852762
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21852762

>>21852685
wut?

>> No.21852804

>>21852762
built for bwc

>> No.21852830

>>21852804
she's ready

>> No.21852867

>>21851835
MUUUUUH DICK
WE
WAZ
KANGZZZZZ

>> No.21852881
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21852881

>>21851975
Get fucked OP
t. 6’7 Chad with a pornstar dick

>> No.21852901
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21852901

>>21852038
based

>> No.21852903

>>21852708
time dubs of truth

>> No.21852913

>>21852065
I'm white with blue eyes and an 8in dick but I'm only 5'8 and have pretty bad social anxiety.

>> No.21852933

>>21852881
god bless slap her with yr dick for me

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21852957

>>21852913
U

>> No.21852964

>>21852933
There is nothing more based than a woman you’re hooking up with for the first time telling you you have a huge dick

>> No.21853005

>>21852433
bullshit
a good woman is not going to want a small penis man as this will give her a chance at small penis sons forever .... in her linage

she might as well fuck a woman

>> No.21853028

>>21852957
god i wish that were me

>> No.21853044

>>21852964
i am fucking based.

>> No.21853046

>>21852964
thats true its one of the ultimate ego strokes of all time