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>Blair returns from vacation
>Posts in Telegram group
>Something unprecedented is happening at Smartcon. Stay tuned!
>Price immediately moons to $2
>Price continue to moon until Smartcon, by then it would be $3.5
>Day of Smartcon
>Price corrects to $3
>Gilles start talking
>"While team and I were vacationing, we sent out multiple emails to Tech Giants asking for partnerships and adoptions, but none of them has responded so far."
>"As a result, adoption won't be coming for v5"
>"Also, we have been kicked out of Google's Confidential Computing Program after failing to solve the Boolean problem to a satisfactory standard."
>"But we have some good news! Yesterday, team and I came up with an iExec roadmap that highlights our goals for the future."
>Camera zooms into a crumpled piece of paper with the road map doodled in pencil, presumable a last minute work.
>iExec v6 gools and objectifs:
>Q1 2021: Boolean problem solves (hopefully lol)
>Q3 2021: Vacation!
>End
>Price immediately dumps to $1.00
>RLC bagholders try to kill themselves, but their repeated attempts are all unsuccessful as their fat bodies break ropes, neckties and everything they can find that can fit around their necks.
>Price dumps to $0.5
>fiddy puts in 1 ETH and get a suicide stack (870 RLCs) for the meme
>mfw some RLCucks spent 4ETH for the same amount

>> No.21847691,1 [INTERNAL] 

You're a fucking asshole who doesn't know anything.

You're gonna live your life so pathetic, and you're gonna die of a heart attack today, asshole.