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Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:42:51 2020 No.21843744 [Reply] [Original]

I just took a shit and my asshole literally feels like its on fire. How can I profit from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:48:25 2020 No.21843906 lube an dildo and penetrade your asshole aslong as needed to make it stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:49:27 2020 No.21843937 File: 597 KB, 890x434, 1597899340756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21843744 based and checked

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:51:35 2020 No.21843996 >>21843744 Invest in colon cancer treatments

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:52:52 2020 No.21844037 >>21843744 Eat more Reapers

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:52:53 2020 No.21844038 File: 31 KB, 660x574, _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21843744 I didn't chew my peanuts enough and it feels like I just got fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:52:59 2020 No.21844042 >>21843744 Find a niche porn industry that caters to people with IBS and hemmoroids and produce content for it or participate in medical studies that may have lifetime consequences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:53:23 2020 No.21844051 >>21843744 Film it and upload. Monetize that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:54:08 2020 No.21844064 >find masochists >tell them to eat lots of fiber and not drink fluids >buttholes almost burst when they relieve themselves >feel horny at same time Charge them extra for fiber supplements brand it as masochistic viagra

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:56:48 2020 No.21844134 File: 51 KB, 641x530, 1548671865891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21844038 how do you know what that feels like anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:57:06 2020 No.21844143 >>21843744 >>21843744 Use a toilet stool and when you are done use a bidet and wet wipes to clean up. Eat food high in fiber and plenty of fluids to keep your poop soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:57:23 2020 No.21844148 >>21843744 You could rent your asshole to people who are lost in the wood, are cold and/or want to cook a squirrel they just killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:57:56 2020 No.21844167 >>21843744 curry does that, was it on the street again rakesh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:58:09 2020 No.21844173 >>21843744 Let other men rub off whatever is making it burn with their penises for money

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:59:25 2020 No.21844212 >>21844134 I read an article

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 21:59:28 2020 No.21844213 >>21844134 Because

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:15:54 2020 No.21844664 >>21844064 >>tell them to eat lots of fiber and not drink fluids >>buttholes almost burst when they relieve themselves d...does it work?

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