/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.21825461]

actual females edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>21823201

[Anonymous No.21825480]

have i made it, bros?

[Anonymous No.21825481]

>>21825461
first for monke

[Anonymous No.21825485]

*ahem* gentlemen, I have an announcement

[Anonymous No.21825489]

i like to consider myself somewhat of an internation businessman

[Anonymous No.21825491]

why the fuck did my ham sandwich picture get deleted before the roastie vagina?

[Anonymous No.21825511]

Invest in machine learning stocks

[Anonymous No.21825513]

>>21825489
what penny stock was this on?

[Anonymous No.21825519]

>>21825446
>You also don't pay the dividend
No shit nigger because as I said having a put option is not short selling
>Top 10%
Ooh I'm so impressed come back to me when you have a published paper

[Anonymous No.21825520]

VOTE
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20813365/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20813365/
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20813365/
https://www.strawpoll.me/20813365/
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20813365/

no faggots allowed

[Anonymous No.21825527]

>>21825491
janny must be jewish

[Anonymous No.21825528]

You're still in time to make 6% gains with oil maybe more!

BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!

[Anonymous No.21825533]

Preparing to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.21825544]

>>21825520
whats circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.21825546]

How do we program an AI to invest for us and make us millions

[Anonymous No.21825559]

>>21825528
What stocks

[Anonymous No.21825558]

>>21825480
Based strong hand

[Anonymous No.21825562]

>>21825544
you're joking right

[Anonymous No.21825563]

The fact that very few people talk about SHLL on here is proof that y'all are never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21825567]

HORSE??????

[Anonymous No.21825569]

I started investing after the crash. Tossed 2k in at first, made a little money, tossed another 2k in, and eventually worked my account up to 10k in a couple months. Crabbed down for a bit, and was back up to 10k a month ago. In the last few weeks I've lost 4k (40% of my port) investing in FLIR, PM's, and miners. I wanna rope, it hurts bad.

[Anonymous No.21825572]

>>21825485
EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP! This Gentleman has an announcement. Go on, sir...

[Anonymous No.21825575]

wtf bros TSLA was supposed to crash

[Anonymous No.21825582]

>>21825567
RECOVERING

[Anonymous No.21825584]

>>21825491
in my dinosaur brain, I can only infer that some STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! must have thought your ham sandwich was more offensive than an ACTUAL VAGINA!!! FUCKIN STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!

[Anonymous No.21825596]

>>21825481
when do I get my juice reward

>>21825489
same
except I'm GigaGreen on IBM because I bought at the bottom

[Anonymous No.21825601]

>>21825520
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20813365
When will this strawpoll company do an ipo?

[Anonymous No.21825606]

I hate the stock market, I weak handed out of Apple into Tesla
I only did this to myself

[Anonymous No.21825612]

>>21825575
You thought that everyone would suddenly decide they didn't want 4 shares instead of 1 for a company that everyone likes right now?

[Anonymous No.21825626]

>>21825528
I don't get people who invest in oil, literally zoom out and you can see that oil is only going down over time, why gimp yourself to dying industries?

[Anonymous No.21825632]

>portfolio is entirely Boomer ETF stocks
>Still up 1.2%
This is wild.

[Anonymous No.21825633]

how is she so perfect brahs

[Anonymous No.21825634]

>>21825563
Already bought and sold my shll its a bit late now

[Anonymous No.21825649]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

sadly i'm not getting any this week, but next month should be good. starting with PFE, PSX and V all on the 1st of September

[Anonymous No.21825652]

>>21825563
SHLL was a fotm shill a couple of months ago

[Anonymous No.21825653]

>>21825633
6/10 at best

[Anonymous No.21825656]

I hate the fact that I'm poor, I could only afford 2 shares of APPL at $403 a month ago... If I actually had money I'd be fucking rich now

[Anonymous No.21825663]

best position today: GPS
worst position today: CRSP

[Anonymous No.21825665]

>>21825559
>>21825528
any tips on wh at stocks?

[Anonymous No.21825674]

>>21825626
Who said investing? I'm an oil trader. Learn the difference

[Anonymous No.21825676]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SOLD MY TESLA ON THE BOTTOM AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21825688]

How are Microsoft and Cloudflare crabbing while literal boomer shit like RTX pumps

[Anonymous No.21825695]

>>21825633
emma watson tier simping
literally a 5/10

[Anonymous No.21825698]

>SHLL +35.05%
Ive never had a stock jump like this what do i do? Is it safe?

[Anonymous No.21825699]

>>21825656
Dude, soon those 2 shares will turn into 8 @ 125ish per. Watch the value climb.. as 400+ makes its return over time.

[Anonymous No.21825700]

>>21825559
>>21825665
no stocks. wti/brent futures.

[Anonymous No.21825705]

Thanks to the guy who shilled LL. Option value is up 120% and I aint selling till september.

[Anonymous No.21825706]

>>21825676
i bought at 1995, and sold at 1960 this morning.

[Anonymous No.21825707]

>>21825656
>If I actually had money I'd be fucking rich now
Well, yeah

[Anonymous No.21825715]

>Had a buy order set on Tesla at 1921
>Dumps hard as fuck
>Recovers from 1933
Imagine frontrunning the next buy area by 0.40%, come on bulls..

[Anonymous No.21825716]

>>21825461
does he have nudes?

[Anonymous No.21825726]

>>21825527

Na since he does it for free.

[Anonymous No.21825727]

Buy NAIL or LL for hurricane? Or natural gas?

[Anonymous No.21825731]

>>21825695
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.21825739]

>>21825698
Hell no it's not. Dump it.

[Anonymous No.21825750]

>>21825633
She's cute. I think if she was your girlfriend and you were in love, you would think she was gorgeous as you became more emotionally connected to her.

[Anonymous No.21825752]

not gonna lie bobos had me in the first half

[Anonymous No.21825760]

>>21825606
Buy low, hodl, sell high when you're desperate for cash

[Anonymous No.21825763]

Trying to decide if I should keep the boeing for the long run or just sell it and buy some other stock.

Any opinions on keeping airline / travel / tourism stocks until post-vaccine?

[Anonymous No.21825772]

>>21825727
didn't it come out that this one is a tranny?

[Anonymous No.21825771]

>>21825649
How much do you have invest and how much will you get that week? Dollar-amount wise: $1000+?

[Anonymous No.21825774]

>>21825727
I'd let him suck my dick

[Anonymous No.21825778]

>>21825750
>in love
>emotionally connected
bro did you not see the tattoo, the makeup that she's wearing, or the fact that she's a media personality

[Anonymous No.21825788]

>>21825575
JAckass

[Anonymous No.21825797]

>i bought in at 1927
>right now: still in at 1927

buy&hold chads WW@?

[Anonymous No.21825808]

Sorry for predicting 3500 s&p by end of august earlier. Looks like we wont hit it due to the antibody studies being slower than expected.

Still have a small chance but it was predicated on some good treatment news to pump all the way to 3500. Luckily market has been solidly bullish

[Anonymous No.21825810]

>>21825778
>this makes someone incapable of being loved

[Anonymous No.21825821]

>>21825513
i lost 2k on net calls, 1k on kodak puts, and the rest on penny stocks i think
4k worth of expensive lessons that i probably wont learn from if i can make it all back

[Anonymous No.21825822]

Anyone else thinking AAL puts? I feel like these random airline pumps never last more than a day or two.

[Anonymous No.21825825]

>>21825763
What sort of runes are those

[Anonymous No.21825841]

>>21825763
fucking weeb

[Anonymous No.21825850]

>>21825763

What broker is that. I want international access.

[Anonymous No.21825854]

>>21825822
it's a short squeeze so don't buy weeklies.

[Anonymous No.21825858]

>>21825825
Moon runes.

>>21825841
nigga I live here

>>21825850
rakuten securities

[Anonymous No.21825861]

>>21825797
>musk
>not chaotic
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.21825904]

whats a safe option to make money slowly but not boomer tier slow.
i wanna /make it/ but i have patience.

[Anonymous No.21825906]

RKT CHADS SHOW YOURSELVES

[Anonymous No.21825908]

>>21825763
idk but tesla's name in moon runes looks pretty dope

[Anonymous No.21825911]

am I taxed short term capital gains if I make profit and buy the same stock? what if I buy a different stock?

[Anonymous No.21825919]

>>21825861
i think the argument is that his origin story isn't dark enough

[Anonymous No.21825921]

>>21825763
僕はLUVとDALを買ったなんだけど、実は12月などのほうがいいかも

[Anonymous No.21825925]

>>21825763
japanse seemed a lot less cool to me when i realized how much of their moonrunes is just poorly transliterated english "Adavancesto maikuro debaisu"

[Anonymous No.21825931]

>>21825772
>imblying the dick doesn't make it better


Apple and tesla are dead..

NAIL or LL this week?

[Anonymous No.21825936]

>>21825778
Be grateful. Anymore a small tattoo is considered a good thing. Considering that some get them all over...

[Anonymous No.21825947]

>>21825858

Damn. I'm stuck only being able to buy US-based Japan ETFs.

[Anonymous No.21825955]

>>21825906
Here, Here!

[Anonymous No.21825959]

Which stocks benefit the most from Bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.21825960]

>>21825771
I received about $21K last year in dividends and capital gains distributions overall.

My dividend portfolio is only at $182K with about $5700 per year. The rest comes from my mutual funds. However I'm building my dividend portfolio much faster now.

all is reinvested for compounding purposes. it starts off extremely small to the point where you wonder why you're doing it, but it snowballs and compounds when it gets larger. I'm finally seeing the payoff of the passive income after years of consistently investing what I could, which wasn't much when I was younger.

[Anonymous No.21825963]

don’t hide

[Anonymous No.21825965]

>>21825919
You don't need a "dark origin story" to be an agent of chaos, you just need to disrupt as many industries as possible while shitposting on Twitter and smoking weed

[Anonymous No.21825967]

>smg/biz most active place on 4dongs
nobody plays games this year
or watches movies
or does anything. everyone is just into stocks and shitcoins now

[Anonymous No.21825971]

>>21825904
So go through 10ks of everything that's red YTD and buy anything that looks decent.

Value investing.

[Anonymous No.21825975]

>he didnt buy more apple under 500
>he didnt buy more tesla under 2000
>he wasted these precious minutes posting bears on 4chan instead
Your future children hate you.

[Anonymous No.21825982]

>>21825569
I can't believe what happened with FLIR, and PMs are a turd

[Anonymous No.21825993]

Just went short SPY by buying puts ama

[Anonymous No.21825997]

>>21825931
have you ever actually fucked a tranny or is this just a degenerate coomer fantasy of yours you insist upon forcing us read? either way grow up and go fuck yourself. get a real wife

[Anonymous No.21825998]

how long before i break even

[Anonymous No.21826000]

>>21825481
Why did you spell monkey like some kind of retard?

[Anonymous No.21826001]

OOOHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH I'M IN THE GREEEENNNN

I'M FUCKING POOOOMPING

[Anonymous No.21826003]

>>21825633
Eww, is that a tattoo I see on her left wrist.
2/10

[Anonymous No.21826012]

I have 10.000 dollars. What do I invest in for short term gainz?

[Anonymous No.21826022]

>>21825921
そう思っていた、11月までコロナの影響は止まらないと思う、でもそれから増えるかも、300ドル以上に戻すか500ドル超えるか

>>21825925
yeah man, at least I can read hentai now so that's a plus

>>21825947
at least you have leveraged access
although JP does have some nice AI based stocks

[Anonymous No.21826023]

>>21825963
just buy

[Anonymous No.21826030]

>>21826012
Ten dollars?

[Anonymous No.21826041]

>>21826000
how are your vanguard etfs doing?

[Anonymous No.21826055]

>>21826012
Citi

[Anonymous No.21826058]

>>21826012
>short term gains

NGMI

[Anonymous No.21826061]

>>21825960
Yep. It pays off in the long run and you don't gotta sell nothing when the time comes either. Merely flip the switch and let it dump into your account year after year.

[Anonymous No.21826064]

>>21826041
I sold them for a profit about 3 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.21826075]

>>21826012
A gun.
>10.000
Lol never mind.

[Anonymous No.21826076]

>>21826064
great! how are the wife and kids? :-)

[Anonymous No.21826077]

>>21825612
>4 shares instead of 1
They have the same value though

[Anonymous No.21826087]

>>21825960
Very based investment strategy. You will be a millionaire if you keep it up.

[Anonymous No.21826115]

>>21825998
Can you not calculate option prices?

[Anonymous No.21826120]

>>21826076
>wife and kids?
Why you gotta do me dirty like that anon?

[Anonymous No.21826123]

>>21826022
かもね
我慢してゲーンズが集る

[Anonymous No.21826134]

oh no it's DUMPING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.21826136]

>>21826077
if you had 25 shares you will now have 100, which is actually more valuable because you can sell calls on it

[Anonymous No.21826138]

>>21826077
Robinhood zoomers don't know

[Anonymous No.21826152]

>>21825960
What is that, about 11.5%? That's pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.21826153]

>>21826012
Invest in go pro

[Anonymous No.21826156]

>>21825960
How old are you?
im plannig on basically doing the same thing but im also impatient and playing with smaller amounts on the side on higher risk shit.

[Anonymous No.21826163]

>>21826012
I don't think we have units of currency for thousandth's of a dollar

[Anonymous No.21826167]

Fuck all you RKT fud'ers. We're on a one way trip to Uranus

[Anonymous No.21826170]

>>21825575
>TSLA
>crash

[Anonymous No.21826189]

>>21825960
Hello divvybro
>>21824039

[Anonymous No.21826190]

>Net goes down more than 2% at open
>buy call options
>recover losses
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.21826195]

>>21825997
>The hair makes it better desu

Still want to know what to buy that will pump for the hurricane?

I already have an asston of oil stocks and GUSH.

[Anonymous No.21826198]

>>21826138
>the long term repercussions of common core

[Anonymous No.21826202]

>>21825633
4/10 slag

[Anonymous No.21826211]

>>21826138
Who the fuck doesn't understand this?

Holy shit there is so much dumb money pumping around right now

[Anonymous No.21826212]

This could have been you if only you had listened

[Anonymous No.21826219]

So, TESLA is back to 2040, so im even.

Should i sell and wait for another dip so i rebuy again? or will it moon all the week along?

[Anonymous No.21826220]

>>21826138
Having to explain that to them is hilarious

>>21826123
仮想通貨のレバレッジトレードしたと同じ、
我慢して、待ってて、お金を取ってw
最大は4倍にならなければ、多分まだLiquidとBitMEXでトレード続けたい
ちょっとゲームと休みに行くから、乙

[Anonymous No.21826229]

>>21825906
Here, mate. Glad I bought more when it dipped under 20 last week. I hope no one let that asswipe Robbert Manders shake them out with that hit piece.

[Anonymous No.21826234]

TWELVE MORE YEARS

[Anonymous No.21826237]

How do i get over the upfront cost of long calls?

[Anonymous No.21826249]

>>21826136
Shit that's big brain

>>21825960
>it starts off extremely small to the point where you wonder why you're doing it
Very true, I make maybe 25k a year and I want to make it before I'm 70 and too crippled to actually do anything with the money.

[Anonymous No.21826263]

>>21825959
MARA, OSTK

[Anonymous No.21826275]

>>21826237
Buy the ones for the highest strike price and pray.

[Anonymous No.21826279]

>>21826077
Market caps don't matter anymore, people see "cheap" Apple or Tesla shares and want to buy them because they think they will be back to pre-split prices within a few years. And honestly they would probably be right in this case.

[Anonymous No.21826280]

Apple is starting to make me nervous bros. Definitely way overweight on it in my brokerage.

[Anonymous No.21826284]

>>21826012
LQQ

[Anonymous No.21826291]

NAK and ONTX bagholder. Just why.

[Anonymous No.21826295]

>>21825575
It will shortly before or after the split

[Anonymous No.21826301]

>>21826138

"OMG Tesla Stock Price Down 75%!

[Anonymous No.21826304]

Who /realty/ here? Small divvies every month is peak comfy

[Anonymous No.21826306]

if trump promises to keep pumping stocks at this breakneck speed I don't give a shit if he becomes dictator

[Anonymous No.21826310]

>>21826138
There's an idiot posting here who keeps saying that if AMZN did splits it would have a market cap higher than AAPL
Apparently he thinks that splits increase market cap.

[Anonymous No.21826312]

>>21826219
Is there any news or does it exhibit pump and dump behavior?

[Anonymous No.21826314]

>>21826211

>MFW word problems

[Anonymous No.21826325]

i need a stock with a share price of 9 dollars or less to write covered calls on, help me frens

[Anonymous No.21826329]

>>21826291
Because you buy silly pennystocks instead of making smart informed decisions

[Anonymous No.21826335]

$6k to buy and hold. Already have aapl, tesla and index fund. Do I buy more Tim Apple?

[Anonymous No.21826341]

>>21826170
TSLA doesn't crash, it dips. you're supposed to buy those. retards will never make it.

[Anonymous No.21826347]

>>21825906
>>21826167
bit miffed I didn't DCA since I bought at 22 day 1 but still happy

[Anonymous No.21826357]

>>21826335
Yes

[Anonymous No.21826359]

>>21826314
I liked physics because you could just draw a free body diagram of where the forces were going and didn't have to think about stupid things like words

[Anonymous No.21826363]

Is PFE a good buy?

[Anonymous No.21826364]

>>21826341
>tfw bought at $480

[Anonymous No.21826366]

>>21826220
>仮想通貨
Do I really wanna put this in anki...
Cheers

[Anonymous No.21826371]

How is DENN still on the poomp I literally haven't had Dennys in over a decade

[Anonymous No.21826370]

>>21826306

MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN

[Anonymous No.21826375]

another dip isn't coming, is it?

[Anonymous No.21826385]

>>21825960
What if I only have 10k to invest with?

[Anonymous No.21826394]

>>21826198
these kids can't even do math at all lmao

>>21826325
GALT

[Anonymous No.21826412]

>>21826366
クリプトーカランシー

[Anonymous No.21826420]

>>21826325
ford

[Anonymous No.21826425]

Hourly reminder to just keep buying.

[Anonymous No.21826438]

>>21826375
this was your one opportunity, anon.

[Anonymous No.21826446]

NIO will hit $15 this week

[Anonymous No.21826462]

>>21825960
What do you hold? $21k on $182k is really comfy

[Anonymous No.21826470]

>>21826425
call me when the FED runs out of its unlimited supply of money, then we can talk about selling.

[Anonymous No.21826472]

wtf why are all these numbers red
how am i supposed to make bank

[Anonymous No.21826475]

Another epic day of green. Do both growth and divvies if you can. Get the best of both and worry not a bit. But might I say that here's one you may want to bag; T. A fat divvy (0.52 x 4), a fat yield (7%), cheap price per share ($30). And unlike most He will always be there unless people all toss smartphones into the shat hole. What does your shat bank pay out now? 0.50%.. Bag Him now and wait 27 years. Be rewarded with a fat payout and not having to sell nothing in the process.

[Anonymous No.21826482]

mfw my mom asks me to pay for her groceries and water bills but im down 4k and im losing the rest of it gambling

[Anonymous No.21826483]

Do I sell all my stocks and go all in Apple?

[Anonymous No.21826497]

>>21826371
well you're probably not a college student getting shitfaced every weekend anymore

[Anonymous No.21826504]

Is this another one of those "sector rotation" days? Have noticed this shit too many times and if that is any indicator that one analyst meme "buy the dip" for tech might apply. Worst part was i closed out some long term buy calls....during the morning dump. I've been closing them since last week. The freaking stock has pumped by over 5% of it's value....that really pisses me off as I've held it for quite some time only for the "sector rotation" to happen again just as I sold the remainder....luckily i bought further dated calls right before selling the remainder.

[Anonymous No.21826506]

>>21826359

Snap, Crackle, Pop

[Anonymous No.21826524]

>>21826483

A week ago sure. Now is kind of a desperate yolo 50/50 move tho

[Anonymous No.21826526]

Have 2k in ssl currently at A 300 loss... sell and buy Apple?

[Anonymous No.21826543]

>>21826482
bro what the fuck

[Anonymous No.21826544]

>>21826472
zoom out.

[Anonymous No.21826545]

>>21826483

Yes.

[Anonymous No.21826548]

>>21826504
Tesla is down and Citi is up. So yes, but this is baby sector rotation. Wait a few weeks and it will go crazy.

[Anonymous No.21826561]

At what point should I cut my losses?
>It’s all so Tiresome

[Anonymous No.21826563]

>>21826544
zoom out of what

[Anonymous No.21826565]

>>21826438
yeah, I loaded up on index funds and ETFs like a scared basedboy, but now I am ready to try my hand at some stocks to buy and hold, I have money on the sidelines for them if it dips again but I guess I am a fool to try and time the market.

[Anonymous No.21826566]

>>21826156
37. i didn't start focusing on my dividend growth strategy until 2018. all of it was in my mutual funds and KO (the only single stock I had up until 2012).

>>21826189
i'm not sold on the return of travel stocks because some are going to be gone and i don't know which. i'd replace CCL. but comfy yield of 3% is a sweet spot for divvies

[Anonymous No.21826567]

>>21826483
Yes. It's going to keep climbing until the split, then climb some more after the split before retracing.

[Anonymous No.21826576]

>>21826561
What is wrong with you lol

[Anonymous No.21826586]

>>21826563
to a higher time frame beyond 1 fucking day you fucking spaz

[Anonymous No.21826594]

>>21826561
About 35% ago.

[Anonymous No.21826597]

>>21826561
>shiny rocks

[Anonymous No.21826605]

>>21826561
is this autism

[Anonymous No.21826617]

>>21826567
Is anyone really buying the stocks between today and 31 august tho

[Anonymous No.21826622]

>>21826561
I sold those bastards when silver hit $29 and never looked back

[Anonymous No.21826638]

>>21826586
it was meant to be a funny joke about lack of self awareness, you spastic

[Anonymous No.21826640]

>>21826561
Now, and stop fucking with options.

[Anonymous No.21826641]

>>21825906
i don't deserve to make it. i bought the IPO at 18 and panic sold the dip

[Anonymous No.21826642]

major correction EoD or tomorrow at open?

[Anonymous No.21826646]

>>21826617
Yes, many

[Anonymous No.21826653]

>>21826548
do you sell your citi today or is there some time frame you're operating on this? i assume you're the anon that talked about the "finance as a hedge to tech" strategy recently? im still hodling AAPL until november (might even change my mind and just hold forever tbhwy) and TSLA until before battery day, not touching them otherwise, but i'm still very interested in looking at the charts and seeing how predictable this shit is and what finance stocks i should be playing besides my tech stocks (buying on red days and selling on the greens i guess)

[Anonymous No.21826667]

>>21826543
Such is the life of a professional retard

[Anonymous No.21826678]

YES, BASED DEPARTMENT? I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A CLAIM? MY NAME? WOLF WALLSTREET. MR WOLF WALLSTREET

[Anonymous No.21826680]

DPST bros where we at?

[Anonymous No.21826685]

ITS DIPPING, DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.21826688]

>>21826605
>>21826594
>>21826594
But wait there’s more. This is my crypto portfolio

[Anonymous No.21826692]

>>21826597
Why do people shit talk PMs? When I had 5k I wanted to appreciate i put them into gold and silver fairly evenly and made a tidy 25% in a month just as placeholders

[Anonymous No.21826693]

>>21826638
>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company

sorry but when most anons here are idiots i always just assume the worst. this is text after all, no tone of voice or anything, find a way to make it more obvious next time. maybe get some meme pics to go along with it.

[Anonymous No.21826702]

>>21826462
no sorry, $21K on about $513K right now which is about 4%. My divvies are around 3.2% and my capital gains make up the difference. About half of my income is capital gains rn, which changes with the economy. which is why i'm funneling that money to my div portfolio which is going to be more predictable and consistent in the future

[Anonymous No.21826709]

>>21826641
just don't miss the next big IPOs: Palantir, Snowflake, AirBNB, Robinhood

[Anonymous No.21826716]

guys...im confused as fuck
with hurricane marco and laura on its way to the us coast and oil plattforms evacuating (https://www.ogj.com/general-interest/article/14182216/bsee-operators-shut-in-oil-gas-production-ahead-of-tropical-storms-marco-laura)) shouldnt wti rise since there will be lower production for a week or more to come?

[Anonymous No.21826720]

>>21826693
here you go >>21825480
is it obvious now?

[Anonymous No.21826723]

>>21826685
What dip are you referring to? What’s dropping?

[Anonymous No.21826726]

>>21826685
Buy the dip, faggot. Tech sector has a nicely established bottom.

[Anonymous No.21826728]

>>21826678
Based hotshot

[Anonymous No.21826734]

tempted to sell a covered call on apple, those bog bastards will certainly pump it then

[Anonymous No.21826737]

>>21826685
Do I need to say it?

[Anonymous No.21826740]

>>21826678
based af mr moneybags

[Anonymous No.21826744]

>>21826688
Time to head to a bridge.

[Anonymous No.21826747]

>>21826720
kek

[Anonymous No.21826749]

>>21826561
Go buy an ITM AAPL call and recoup that shit

[Anonymous No.21826756]

>>21826653
Not that anon. I'm all in citi though. 1000 shares plus call options. Only thing I did today is sell 10 October covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21826767]

How do I get out of the habit of checking my portfolio every minute?

[Anonymous No.21826779]

>>21826737
IM GONNA SAY IT

[Anonymous No.21826788]

>>21826638
Go back to wherever you came from.

[Anonymous No.21826792]

>>21826709
Palantir is supposed to happen late september however i'll be in school so i won't be able to track this much. AirBNB and Robinhood don't have dates either except q4 for airbnb. I doubt i'll be able to get them since i'll be doing a long term portfolio with not much cash. also palantir lost a shit ton last year apparently but i know how powerful they are

[Anonymous No.21826795]

[Anonymous No.21826797]

>>21826702
I see. I presume you have a normal job as well, so the $21k is a nice padding?

[Anonymous No.21826799]

>>21826767
Get a job

[Anonymous No.21826800]

I'm a complete brainlet; can someone explain these numbers.

What is my cash position?

[Anonymous No.21826816]

>>21826779
NO ANON THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

[Anonymous No.21826825]

>>21826788
>literal retard buying penny stocks is telling me to go away

[Anonymous No.21826840]

sometimes I wonder how many successful boomers come here for stock tips and end up scrolling through piles of tranny porn and zoomer memes.

[Anonymous No.21826841]

>>21826756
so when are you selling the citi then? assuming this is some rotation stuff what tech stocks are you in and how do you manage the rotations, exactly? how do you figure out the timing on these things? it sounds like an interesting strategy im just curious about more of the specifics besides "buy tech when it dips, sell finance when it rips. then buy finance when it dips and sell tech when it rips" which is kinda ambiguous.

[Anonymous No.21826842]

>>21826795
This will be Chapter 10 of the future book "Bubblicious"

[Anonymous No.21826850]

>>21826709
What about the other ones?

[Anonymous No.21826851]

>>21825533
I want it to dip so badly so I can DCA

[Anonymous No.21826862]

>>21826800

Your cash position is 2,724.53 EUR. You have 845.68 EUR in settled funds.

[Anonymous No.21826874]

>>21825528
>6% gain eoy2024!!!

[Anonymous No.21826884]

>>21826795
i still don't trust TSLA beyond playing the hype events for easy money, but goddamn is that money easy. what's next after battery day, anyone know or is it still up in the air?

[Anonymous No.21826885]

>>21826797
yeah normal 9-5 job and the $21K is money I pretend doesn't exist, everything is reinvested. I don't think i'll get $21K this year, probably closer to $15K depending on capital gains distributions. Which is why I'm pushing that money to my dividends to grow a more predictable income stream.

[Anonymous No.21826890]

why are airlines and cruises mooning?

[Anonymous No.21826893]

Sector rotation #4927482

All fail especially once earnings hit.


Every trader has this idea in their head of a grand rotation to cheap value from bubble tech.

Its wrong. Im contrarian to this idea of tech being loved only because of covid and we can all rotate to value and win.

Not going to happen. The rotation will be a short term idiot trade always eaten up by earnings and eventuality

[Anonymous No.21826921]

>>21826850
I hope to god Airbnb and Doordash crash and burn. I hate the 'gig' economy, and Airbnb is a fucking blight on every community both for housing affordability and the noise and damage retard Airbnb users do.

[Anonymous No.21826937]

>>21826842
You'll be filing for chapter 10 if you follow that retard shit lmao

[Anonymous No.21826941]

>>21826304
Apartment and specialty REITS are kino for lt hold. AIV, AVB, AMT reporting in.

[Anonymous No.21826948]

>>21826890
we're going to strap kids into blood extraction machines and get transfusions daily so america can finally fly again

[Anonymous No.21826954]

>>21826893
what if everything rotates straight down

[Anonymous No.21826956]

>>21826840
>be boomer
>go to obscure mongolian basket weaving image board for investing advice
>see pictures of son dress like a woman

[Anonymous No.21826955]

>>21826890
Covid is over

[Anonymous No.21826961]

>>21826893
tech always wins because the entire world economy is dependent on it. it may have dips but in the long run it always wins.

[Anonymous No.21826970]

>>21826850
i've been researching the snowflake company and upcoming IPO and I'm setting aside some money to put into it. think it has some real promise

[Anonymous No.21826977]

>>21826890
COVID canceled.

[Anonymous No.21826984]

>>21826841
I can't predict the future anon, but it is inevitable. So I have been buying shares and options. Made money on June calls, July calls, August calls, and working on September and October. My strategy so far has made me over 50k this year. I keep about 1/3 of the money in options and 2/3 in the stock. The money I made in options allowed me to build my 1000 share position, which now allows me to sell covered calls and make a little money as I wait.

[Anonymous No.21826986]

>>21826885
Nice man, good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.21826991]

>>21826890
Same as always: short squeezes
>>21826884
S and PooPooPeePee inclusion

[Anonymous No.21826997]

>>21826291
>NAK
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.21826998]

>>21826678
HELL YEAH NIGGA

[Anonymous No.21827002]

>>21826956
>see son dressed as a woman
>see son lost all his money shorting tesla
Which is boomerdad more ashamed of?

[Anonymous No.21827006]

>>21826961
There will be capitulation someday and the pe expansion will double on every tech stock. Weve seen a bit of tech realization this summer

[Anonymous No.21827009]

>>21826566
Oh, it's Colgate not Carnival anon lol. Fuck travel, I'm there with you.

[Anonymous No.21827013]

>>21826862
What do you mean by settled funds? All stocks in my port = 4254 btw

[Anonymous No.21827018]

>>21826955
>>21826977
Wait are the race wars back on then?

[Anonymous No.21827029]

>>21826767
Do something with your time other than pursuing small dopamine hits.

[Anonymous No.21827031]

Sold the TA Moon, what do I put my boomer gains into tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21827033]

>>21826986
My 9 to 5 work from home job can now barely pay for my investment tax gains...lol

[Anonymous No.21827034]

>>21826941
Don't all of those pay quarterly?

[Anonymous No.21827039]

>>21827009
oh, colgate palmolive, great company

[Anonymous No.21827042]

>>21825739
Bet you'd dump Tesla at 400 after buying at 300 too

[Anonymous No.21827043]

>>21826961
Limited upside.

[Anonymous No.21827050]

>>21826954
I look at the red hot real estate and auto sales for economic indicators.

Whoever is hurting was not driving economics.

[Anonymous No.21827051]

>>21825563
I sold it for a big loss to move funds to my ISA and reasoned I would rebuy it next month, that's what i get for selling. No fucking news on it either, it's just remnants of tesla FOMO like last time.

[Anonymous No.21827072]

sitting on my slow grower has made me more than i have lost.
am conditioning myself to become a bear?

[Anonymous No.21827091]

I TOLD YOU

[Anonymous No.21827104]

I BTFD

[Anonymous No.21827132]

>>21826890
Trump wants to fast-track the Oxford vaccine to be approved in US before election, says financial times according to "sources"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21827139]

Guys I think I have the yellow fever...

[Anonymous No.21827141]

>>21827013
Settled funds is basically a broker term for money that's undergone a waiting period after you've made a transaction (either a deposit or a sale) and the broker considers it safe to trade again.

It's done because in some cases, it's possible to "roll back" a transaction - say I deposit $10,000 into my brokerage but then call my bank and tell them to stop payment. If I buy stock with that money, bad things happen.

[Anonymous No.21827144]

>>21827018
Yes https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1297735910943989761

[Anonymous No.21827152]

>>21827139
S

[Anonymous No.21827153]

>EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME
>TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
>AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
>I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATHE
>CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
>I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

t. MSFT 8/28 215c holder

[Anonymous No.21827158]

>>21825698
Take a look at the first pump and ask yourself if you're okay with it bleeding back down to $27 on no news.

[Anonymous No.21827192]

>>21826874
This week. Next week the latest.
Print screen this

[Anonymous No.21827195]

>>21827132
FT is usually pretty good

[Anonymous No.21827197]

>>21827002
shorty tesla because it was boomer dads cash zoomer tranny used.

[Anonymous No.21827211]

>>21826961
That is true.

The 5-10% return at end of year makes it worthless unless its a 401K long term strategy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21827214]

>>21827152
go back to wearing bras and taking pictures of your self with a butt plug up your ass

[Anonymous No.21827223]

>>21826961

[Anonymous No.21827236]

>>21827141
Great, thanks m8

[Anonymous No.21827241]

BUY AT CLOSE
SELL AT OPEN

[Anonymous No.21827242]

>>21827139
Physical or mental infection?

[Anonymous No.21827252]

>>21827139

[Anonymous No.21827258]

>>21825528
oil is a dying industry. anybody investing in oil in 2020 is stupid. it will only keep going down hard in long term. oil is obsolete with tesla.

[Anonymous No.21827262]

>>21826961
Why won't the dot com bust happen again?

[Anonymous No.21827282]

>>21825698
take a look what happened the last time it pumped and ask yourself if you're okay with it bleeding back down to $30 on no news. Whenever tesla has a rally SHLL usually follows as people want EV stock but can't bring them self to buy a $2000 stock.

[Anonymous No.21827288]

Is the Sleep Country Canada chad here still? Not buying into this months ago is one of my biggest regrets.

[anon No.21827309]

Stocks only going up, doomers crying.

Wanna go for the 9th week in a row?

[Anonymous No.21827323]

>>21827211
Huh

Im saying the thesis tech will crash due to rotation or because it was only a safe haven is false. The longterm effects of this are pro tech. People are too optimistic about boomer stocks who have had much more debt and really bad months piling up.

The tech to boomer rotation is only something to trade while thinking its stupid and short term. Tech is the jewel of the stock market

[Anonymous No.21827325]

>>21827258
>betting against plastics in 2020

[Anonymous No.21827330]

>>21827258
You're right, we're going all battery powered vehicles. Every mine, every freight train, every C8 truck in the whole world is going to run on our infinite supply of highly recycleable Li-Ion tech. Our power grid will be supplanted with nation-sized solar grids and wind and tidal generators. All thanks to Tesla.

[Anonymous No.21827331]

>>21826850

Are we going to buy Robinhood since most of us use it?

[Anonymous No.21827355]

>>21827262
Because big tech plays a more and more key role in the economy and have many good bets in secular growth areas. They have good leadership and for megacap structures are much better than prior boomer megas that died.

[Anonymous No.21827370]

>>21827330
you think you're being ironic but all you wrote is likely to happen

[Anonymous No.21827373]

>>21827282
>>21827158
Okay I'm set to dump on market close. Still made a decent profit. Thanks

[Anonymous No.21827378]

>>21827262
JPOW pumps megacap bags more than any other bags.

[Anonymous No.21827387]

>>21826850
are all of these in Q3 or no dates at all?

[Anonymous No.21827388]

>>21827331
No

[Anonymous No.21827391]

Going all in on LULU under the assumption they're going to be announcing a stock split before or during earnings next week

[Anonymous No.21827404]

>>21827031
No responses huh. What should I expect from a bunch of retarded techies.

[Anonymous No.21827406]

>>21825569

Diversify you idiot.

[Anonymous No.21827409]

>>21827325
Plastics are a tiny fraction of oil use. majority of it is for gasoline that is no longer required in the electrical revolution.
>>21827330
Thanks I know I'm right that's why I said it. Also your prediction of the future is accurate which is why Tesla is up over 300% this year and your oil industry is -50% over same period. Keep throwing your money in dying industries.

[Anonymous No.21827411]

crab market. pmi and dxy unchanged. yields down only slighly. golf becoming more popular again during corona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rijn7MebpIQ

[Anonymous No.21827413]

When we selling RKT?

[Anonymous No.21827412]

>>21827330
Oil is a terrible investment.

Its the marginal oil demand that matters. If people see oil on the decline it means the stored oil is better to pump, further declining oil value.

Its not good to be in oil energy because of the compounding declines it will face.

Ev tech is exponential right now.

[Anonymous No.21827414]

>>21827258
>shit economy
>evictions will occur in mass in less than a week
>no Unemployment extension
>stimulus DOA
>mile long food lines in major metro areas
>gee, guess I'll stop using gas and stop using my car to buy a brand new tesla.

Fortnight, vapes and onions milk perma fried your brain anonito, desu

[Anonymous No.21827417]

>>21826850
I'm dropping 10k into Palantir

[Anonymous No.21827461]

>>21827414
Evictions have hard court limits. If you have 200 in a city, you might be able to do 4 a week and a liberal city good luck

[Anonymous No.21827462]

>>21826767
i started 2 weeks ago and i cannot stop it. Shit sucks. I got already a job and cannot focus on it due to this shit.

[Anonymous No.21827468]

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

>>21827458
>>21827458
>>21827458

no thread

[Anonymous No.21827471]

Is Amazon just going to crab until unemployment gibs get passed again?

[Anonymous No.21827482]

>>21827258
>power comes from the wall

[Anonymous No.21827517]

sold my tesla this morning, gonna put it in something more stable like GOOGL, IMO the tesla bull run is over

[Anonymous No.21827606]

>>21827482
Pee is stored in the balls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.21827630]

>>21827242
it's so bad i can't even get the same satisfaction from casual sex with other women... and when i am having sex with other women i've found closing my eyes and pretending it's her is the only way i can pop....

[Anonymous No.21827640]

>>21825461
Morgan's butthole sounds fun

[Anonymous No.21827652]

>>21826291
SNSS bagholder, was eyeballing ONTX
glad i'm not a double retard

[Anonymous No.21827665]

>>21827262
dot com was like penny stocks. now tech is too big to fail and often TINA.

[Anonymous No.21827670]

>>21827482
>conveniently ignores that majority of oil is used for gasoline
>conveniently ignores that all car manufacturers switching to EV lineups within a decade

Oil baby butthurt that he's going to be bagholding for eternity it seems.

[Anonymous No.21827704]

>>21827630
I know how you feel

[Anonymous No.21827709]

Sivleranon, you buy PMs as a hedge against massive inflation. Or any serious inflation really, which is coming. The fed is printing money right now but while this drives stonks up it's actually causing stonk inflation. like how you'd inflate the price of bread, houses, it's going into stonks. In the next big crash, all that money is leaving stonks and going somewhere else. Perhaps gold.

[Anonymous No.21827733]

>>21825559
I bought COP

[Anonymous No.21827760]

>>21827630
It's almost as if humans are better at forming long term relationships with their first partner and many partner people can't form bonds any more. They move on from person to person, dropping them and infecting other people with their same affliction while looking for the 'one'. That was the first.

[Anonymous No.21827786]

>>21827670
I'm not sure what you think will be generating that electricity. anon. Protip: Think oil.

[Anonymous No.21827792]

>>21827388
Reeeeeee no this isn't to end well for my game development. I know how this shit goes. Company goes public, board of directors screw stuff up. This really shortens the deadline on my game development.

[Anonymous No.21827871]

>>21827670
literally proving my point, it's right infront of you.

[Anonymous No.21827872]

>>21827323
You don't seem to grasp the question of stability. The bigger you are the harder you fall. A -10% day for the NASDAQ at this point wipes ~$1tn of wealth out. If AAPL drops 10%, that's $200bn. In real terms that level of disruption is unprecedented. And yes, people are in fact paying a hefty premium for the intrinsic safety of the tech sector because of the health pandemic. As things trend down the combined instability and volatility will push money out of tech. A lot of the money currently in tech was forced there by negative yield treasuries, and poor bond outlook. As interest rates are adjusted and yields are improved that safety will be sought. There is more upside to be had with speculation toward a company with 30 PE than there is with something at 1000 PE.

[Anonymous No.21827930]

>>21827670
>Not seeing the rapid development of the emerging markets that want and will get cheap energy in the form of fossil fuels to be able to fund their development and actually have stable affordable electricity.

[Anonymous No.21828152]

>>21827517
Buy Amazon.

[Anonymous No.21828163]

>>21826561
Cut your losses and go all-in w/GNUS .....it's the next Netflix....for kids!!!

[Anonymous No.21828188]

>>21827786
that sounds like such a dumb waste of energy

burn oil to generate electricity, lose most of it in powerlines, and fill a car battery, instead of just using gasoline.

[Anonymous No.21828262]

I'd like people's thoughts on tesla, they mostly produce luxury vehicles. And they're anticipating money making after a pandemic which has three major factors:
1. Working from home is the norm, lessened demand for cars
2. Massive recession. Luxury goods are de-prioritised as consumer expenses
3. skyrocketing wealth inequality, pumped by fed printing and massive corp bailouts, making purchasing power lower and therefore luxuries more expensive.
My view is: Lost capital. Capital is being forcably pumped into the system by the fed, and understandably investors NEED to invest because every dollar the fed prints takes away from the value these investment companies hold. They cannot hold USD and they are forced into stocks and markets. So stocks rise, in a massively speculative way, as speculation is now mandatory.
How this won't end in disaster is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.21828277]

>>21828188
Welcome to electric vehicles my man.