/smg/ - stonk market general

[Anonymous No.21823201]

5 months since the great stock market crash edition. What did you learn these past five months?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>21821547

[Anonymous No.21823230]

>>21823201
Everyone's a genius in a bull market

[Anonymous No.21823248]

WHY IS GE GREEN??
WHO DID THIS TO ME????

[Anonymous No.21823249]

Holy fuck I got bogged

[Anonymous No.21823251]

Is IEX the best source for data? I want to make my own little dashboard/analysis thing in my free time for learning/monitoring/making decisions and I need something with a reasonable API and data to query (say once a minute)

>>21822826
I just started today and put down 200 GBP and planning to put in another 200 GBP out of my salary each month (zero more)
I'm down by 3 GBP already mainly because freetrade is fucking shit and slow and shit; also I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and decided to go into pharma the day they all decided to shit themselves

[Anonymous No.21823254]

BELOW 500 FUCKUNG DOLLARINOSAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21823261]

>>21823230

Everyone’s a faggot in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.21823264]

Nasdaq more like fagsdaq

[Anonymous No.21823266]

$MSFT TOPPING UP

[Anonymous No.21823269]

Threadly reminder to take the homeless pill. Sell your tesla and gear up, lads. Its gonna be a rough one for the wagies and homecucks

[Anonymous No.21823270]

When market crash

[Anonymous No.21823272]

I told that strawpoll anon to buy Disney and google
Both are green in this sea of red :)

[Anonymous No.21823285]

Iron hands, lads. It's coming back around.

[Anonymous No.21823290]

>>21823254
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21823296]

ZOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH TIK TOK SUES TRUMP

[Anonymous No.21823298]

>>21823230
Except for the dumbasses who are watching from the sidelines since April, waiting for the "dude trust me a crash is coming".
But yeh apart from these morons everyone else is a genius since a blind kid with autism could have made at worse a 5% ROI since then

[Anonymous No.21823299]

CAN'T SLAPPLE THE APPLE

[Anonymous No.21823303]

Who else /literally bought the toppest top of all the tops that ever were/

AAPL $504 here

[Anonymous No.21823311]

why can't everything be normal?!

[Anonymous No.21823315]

shrug anon from last bread
Im feeling safe on VOO, but tesla spiking is scaring me.
this is normal for first time jitters yeah?

[Anonymous No.21823317]

>2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.21823322]

>>21823201
Everything goes red when I buy and green when I sell.
I'm holding now so I assume the crash is upon us.

[Anonymous No.21823326]

>spy plummets
>Puts only gain like 4%
>Spy ticks back up very slightly, almost not at all
>Puts go straight to -3%

[Anonymous No.21823328]

You did buy the dip, right?

[Anonymous No.21823335]

OOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21823338]

>>21823322

It grabs when you hold.

[Anonymous No.21823339]

should i buy today or w8 for JP to crash the market tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21823345]

>>21823326
>not knowing how options work
lmao

[Anonymous No.21823350]

Just bought TQQQ calls on the dip. Let's see if I'm retarded or not

[Anonymous No.21823352]

>>21823303
this will age badly after the split

[Anonymous No.21823358]

AAL just broke 50 day moving average.
bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.21823359]

SRNE bro’s.. The only news I could find would be that plasma testing for COVID might be a thing soon so all vaccine companies are getting BTFO’d. Someone bought a $30 option for SRNE in September though... gonna hold. Down 25% on SRNE.

[Anonymous No.21823366]

>>21823315
>3% of a tesla share
is this the top?

[Anonymous No.21823368]

>>21823326
thanks for the theta

[Anonymous No.21823369]

>>21823322

[Anonymous No.21823370]

>>21823350
we dont need to wait anon :)

[Anonymous No.21823378]

>>21823328
I caused the dip by buying

[Anonymous No.21823388]

>>21823299
Lost 3k on Apple puts last week. Bought Apple calls 440 Jan 2021 at $1.45 but sold for a small loss in March/April :(

[Anonymous No.21823399]

>Market open for 90 mins
>AAPL already above average volume
intradasting

[Anonymous No.21823400]

>He sold the bottom?
poomp eet

[Anonymous No.21823404]

>>21823201

Just gonna leave this here

[Anonymous No.21823408]

I DIDN'T BUY THE DIP AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.21823413]

The shake off is over. Time to carry on moon mission boys

[Anonymous No.21823419]

>>21823400
me :(

[Anonymous No.21823428]

>>21823388
You are.... I mean dude... cmon

[Anonymous No.21823449]

>>21823298
>mfw -30% since then
fuck

[Anonymous No.21823453]

Cloudflare is still eating shit if you're looking for a dip to buy

[Anonymous No.21823463]

When can we expect GreenPower Motors to get listed on the Nasdaq? They just applied like a week ago and I don't know how long that usually takes

[Anomynous No.21823468]

>>21823315
>0.036646 shares of TSLA
What the fuck is the purpose

[Anonymous No.21823471]

>NTDOY Nintendo
why didnt I buy. went to best buy last week a saw a fuck ton of switches waiting for pickup. shit keeps getting sold out fast.

[Anonymous No.21823477]

>>21823404
2024?
That is 4 years away.

[Anonymous No.21823478]

Apple/TQQQ/FNGU holy trinity take me to paradise

[Anonymous No.21823479]

Buy and hold INTC y/n?

[Anonymous No.21823484]

BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!

[Anonymous No.21823488]

>>21823366
ive literally just started this morning.
I dont want to throw big numbers yet.
i just want to get used to the stress and trends first

[Anonymous No.21823507]

>>21823328
Of course.

[Anonymous No.21823509]

>>21823315
>.036646 shares of Tesla
Do zoomers really..?

[Anonymous No.21823512]

Hope.

[Anonymous No.21823521]

>>21823484
I have a long strangle position in Royal Dutch Shell for September at 12.50 for my put and 13.50 for my call

[Anonymous No.21823529]

>>21823512
sell it now before it expires worthless

[Anonymous No.21823550]

>>21823512
Holy shit you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.21823552]

>>21823512
anon, it's monday fucking morning this is normal pls sell it and save the rest of your money

[Anonymous No.21823553]

>>21823512
>Expecting it to drop 10%+
How much did you buy it for anon?

[Anonymous No.21823557]

I wish I had access to options, but my bank is being very fucky with the procedures.

At least AMD stocks and TSLA from a while ago are doing fine. Waiting for the TSLA split to add a couple more.

[Anonymous No.21823562]

>>21823315
looks like the zoomer infestation is upon us

[Anonymous No.21823570]

Buy RKT?

[Anonymous No.21823574]

>>21823488
okay but keep in mind the fact that you've decided to enter the market is being interpreted as a sign that the market is about to implode

[Anonymous No.21823580]

>We are go for launch

[Anonymous No.21823582]

>>21823512
L M A O
Why the fuck would you ever do this

[Anonymous No.21823594]

>>21823328
I bought the top and the dip

[Anonymous No.21823597]

>>21823512
of all of the companies in the world to short you short the company with 500 billion dollars of cash and the most popular product in the world

[Anonymous No.21823602]

>>21823557
No you don’t it’s the easiest way to lose money.

[Anonymous No.21823607]

>>21823449
>oilfags

[Anonymous No.21823610]

>>21823512
>Cope.

[Anonymous No.21823615]

>TSLA and AAPL already recovering and it isn't even noon yet

lmao who got shaken out?

[Anonymous No.21823618]

BY THE POWERS OF AUTISM

I WILL NOW HARNESS THE BEAR


AND INDUCE A CRASH IN THIS MARKET THAT HASNT BEEN SEEM IN NEARLY 100 YEARS

[Anonymous No.21823625]

>>21823597
This is not shorting retard

[Anonymous No.21823633]

>>21823453
hasn't it been eating shit for a few weeks though?

[Anonymous No.21823641]

>>21823512
>LOL

[Anonymous No.21823652]

>>21823602
The gamble is the fun part, ain't it?
I used to gamble with BTC margin trades until regulations reduced max leverage to 4x.
Shit if it ain't over 10x it's boring.

The bank only allows 3x leverage only too.

Fucking hell, makes me want to move back to Europe or something.

[Anonymous No.21823662]

>>21823618
cringe.

[Anonymous No.21823663]

>>21823574
is it always that fuckin stressful

[Anonymous No.21823667]

>>21823625
shut the fuck up clown you are making a bet on it going down

[Anonymous No.21823675]

horsey?

[Anonymous No.21823681]

fuck every penny stock is down 10% I'm not fucking with these pieces of shit anymore

[Anonymous No.21823683]

>>21823512
anon, at this point appl only stands to grow in third world markets who currently can only afford androids

[Anonymous No.21823684]

>>21823618
*seen
try again tomorrow bear

[Anonymous No.21823688]

>>21823615
Got off at 2020 because I fucked up stop loss up. Got back in 1974
Apple I'm never selling short of entire world changing

[Anonymous No.21823691]

Why are positive corona/vaccine news always so bearish for tech stocks?
Every time I see Dow higher than NDAQ, something in me dies

[Anonymous No.21823695]

>>21823512
Bobo, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Bobo?

[Anonymous No.21823703]

>>21823667
>this is not shorting retard

[Anonymous No.21823714]

>>21823667
I am not that guy as you can see from my ID and having a put option is not shorting you retard

[Anonymous No.21823748]

>>21823703
Shorting is different from buying a put option imbecile

[Anonymous No.21823751]

I'm new. who the fuck is bobo?

[Anonymous No.21823757]

>>21823512
these type of idiots is why I sell puts

[Anonymous No.21823764]

Is this a good idea?

[Anonymous No.21823770]

Is wkhs going to give me one last chance to buy at 14.88?

[Anonymous No.21823771]

>>21823751
Lurk moar faggot

[Anonymous No.21823772]

>>21823751
A bear who is always about to kill himself

[Anonymous No.21823778]

What do you think Bog, should we pump it?

[Anonymous No.21823783]

>>21823751

[Anonymous No.21823786]

is srne a good buy or is it all down hill from here

[Anonymous No.21823789]

>imagine buying Tesla at ATH on no news

[Anonymous No.21823795]

>>21823764
yeah. do it

[Anonymous No.21823796]

>>21823764
if you don't have lockgrip you may be able to flip em'

or you could get rugpulled

[Anonymous No.21823798]

>>21823764
does this take into account the split or is this genuinely going for it going to 2800 post split?

[Anonymous No.21823802]

what are big dicks buying right now?

[Anonymous No.21823820]

>>21823802
im long on LON:CINE

[Anonymous No.21823822]

Bulls are very smug lately

[Anonymous No.21823823]

Apple heavy OTM call bros ww@?

[Anonymous No.21823832]

>>21823798
Everything is adjusted according to split

[Anonymous No.21823837]

>>21823695
I'm doing alright, emotionally at least.

[Anonymous No.21823849]

>>21823802
Crypto

[Anonymous No.21823858]

>>21823822
That's a man

[Anonymous No.21823859]

>>21823822
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.21823879]

>>21823764
Great way to lose your money

[Anonymous No.21823885]

Does it make sense buying Apple right now? Seems like it could drop, but at the same time it’ll definitely grow with the split

[Anonymous No.21823891]

>>21823802
Boat hotels.

[Anonymous No.21823893]

>>21823822
That's somebody's son!

[Anonymous No.21823896]

>>21823823
:)

[Anonymous No.21823899]

> SPY bleeding
> QQQ bleeding
Good. This is what the market should look like. Now we just need a few more weeks of this before we return to reflecting reality.
Time to grow up permabulls.

[Anonymous No.21823917]

>>21823789
>no news

battery day is less than a month away, anon. just be sure to get out BEFORE it.

[Anonymous No.21823926]

hey guys can I borrow one of your US citizenships so I can get Robinhood in the UK cheers lads

[Anonymous No.21823931]

>>21823822
That woman appears to have an engorged clitoris

[Anonymous No.21823934]

>>21823899
The marjet will never reflect your idea of reality.

[Anonymous No.21823938]

>>21823822
ill fuck twinks and traps but refuse to go near trannys

[Anonymous No.21823944]

If TQQQ closes over ~143, a crash is coming.

[Anonymous No.21823946]

>>21823899
I need it to happen by Friday or I'm fucked.

>>21823885
Dare you challenge my position?

[Anonymous No.21823952]

Okay, just want to get a general idea here:

How many of you are playing options (especially short term options like weeklies) on AAPL and TSLA right now, and how many of you actually own or shorted the stock itself?

[Anonymous No.21823958]

>>21823899
>massive overnight jump
>slow chop all day
>this is what the market should look like
wtf are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.21823967]

>tfw had dream about sucking and fucking a dude in vivid detail

Im not gay right?

[Anonymous No.21823970]

>>21823952
I have long-dated options on AAPL, but I don't touch TSLA.

[Anonymous No.21823974]

>>21823896
dunno if I should gamble more on cheapies right now

[Anonymous No.21823977]

>My DAL sell limit order finally went through
Now I finally have liquidity to get some RKT... now that I've missed out on 40% of gains. Should've just taken the loss.

[Anonymous No.21823999]

>>21823266

[Anonymous No.21824000]

>>21823512
dude...

[Anonymous No.21824010]

>>21823938

[Anonymous No.21824022]

Unironically, the selloff that we will see by the end of the day is the correction, buy the dip, it will pump till Friday.

[Anonymous No.21824025]

>who /amassingdeutschebankshareslasttwoyears/ here?

[Anonymous No.21824035]

>>21823934
>the market will never reflect the objective reality that is global lockdown, ruined economy, and questionable petrodollar post-printing
Delusional. You will lose everything.
>>21823958
As in bleeding down. The market should be bleeding down everyday as to reflect the economic reality of the world today.

[Anonymous No.21824039]

Divvybros, what would you replace while I wait for another -30% to buy more growth funds?

Comfy 3% yield overall rn

[Anonymous No.21824061]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

[Anonymous No.21824066]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.21824074]

>>21823967
What stocks did he have?

[Anonymous No.21824075]

>>21824039
Literally royal Dutch shell for a comfy 8+% dividend

[Anonymous No.21824079]

Should I just sell this shit now? Its been constant cockteasing since I invested in these earlier this year. I could walk away with 2K in profit and wait for the market to crash again in November (or even October).

[Anonymous No.21824080]

>>21824022

I really want a Cybertruck.

Does this make me a normie pleb?

[Anonymous No.21824083]

>>21823512
tom sosnoff was also shorting apple the past 2 weeks if it's any consolation

[Anonymous No.21824090]

>>21823926
Trading 212 or one of the other euro RH clones

[Anonymous No.21824094]

>bears getting overconfident again

buy signal

[Anonymous No.21824113]

WHO
KEEPS
BUYING
GENERAL
ELECTRIC?

[Anonymous No.21824119]

>>21824039
nothing wrong with what you have
except you don't have enough defense contractors

[Anonymous No.21824127]

>>21824022
how much do i buy in elons meme dream machine

[Anonymous No.21824128]

Bro’s...

[Anonymous No.21824134]

Entering positions at 3:59 PM Eastern and playing the gap is the only way to win.

[Anonymous No.21824144]

how you doin' today bros?
I want to open up some spreads on QQQ, but I'm holding off to the final our to see if it dips further like previous "rotations out of tech"

[Anonymous No.21824150]

Don't hide, just
B U Y
U
Y

[Anonymous No.21824151]

>>21824075
I should have stated in the post that I am out of oil and won't touch the energy sector since I lt hold and OPEC+ won't stop turning the spigot on and off.

[Anonymous No.21824158]

>>21824128
just HODL bro

[Anonymous No.21824161]

>tech fags getting blacked

[Anonymous No.21824174]

Haha
Haha
Oh man...
I guess I could keep holding on?

[Anonymous No.21824175]

>>21824080
Season 2 when

[Anonymous No.21824179]

>>21824134
>buy at 359pm
>promptly dumps at 930 am next day
Great plan

[Anonymous No.21824181]

>>21824090
they are shit and we can't trade options

[Anonymous No.21824182]

>>21824119
What would you pull out to put say LMT in?

[Anonymous No.21824186]

HCAC

[Anonymous No.21824192]

Just sold my Apple at a loss

[Anonymous No.21824197]

>>21824035
reality of the world is many of these companies are seeing record numbers, you mouth-breathing fucking retard

[Anonymous No.21824199]

>>21824179
Get rich quick or go broke.

[Anonymous No.21824207]

>>21823625
It's degenerate options gambalingt

[Anonymous No.21824212]

>>21824174
this isn't penny stock general, retard

[Anonymous No.21824216]

Will rioters have an impact on the stock market?

[Anonymous No.21824222]

>>21824192
why?

[Anonymous No.21824233]

what should I buy now with all my gains? or should I wait till tomorrow and see if anything dips?

[Anonymous No.21824240]

>>21824222
i like to think i could one day go back in time and ask that same question to myself

[Anonymous No.21824241]

>>21824207
Yes, but that's not the same as shorting a stock

[Anonymous No.21824243]

hey anyone trust analyst ratings. not sure if i should be following them, seems a little too easy if they work

[Anonymous No.21824244]

Is this another one of those
>sector rotations
How long do those dumps last on tech?

Sold some of my freaking buy calls on a non tech stock this morning during the dump as I wanted to finally get rid of them...stock ends up pumping. In fact if I bought a flat nice amount of shares I'd be up nearly 2k....really annoying how these patterns seem almost calculated and purposefully done.

[Anonymous No.21824253]

I'd like to take this opportunity to laugh at the guy who said me selling NAIL to buy into DPST was a bad move.

[Anonymous No.21824257]

>>21824039
Sell it all and buy SDYL.

[Anonymous No.21824263]

>>21824243
depends when the rating was last updated

[Anonymous No.21824271]

>>21823652
Also getting sick of the pointless restrictions, desu. If I wanted communism, I'd move to China.

[Anonymous No.21824273]

Is it foolish to be buying apple right now

[Anonymous No.21824275]

im gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21824280]

>>21824212
Onxt was over a dollar on July 21 lol

[Anonymous No.21824287]

>>21823270
Lol that pic

[Anonymous No.21824291]

My early morning Tesla calls paid a pretty penny. I will now celebrate by engaging in coitus with a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.21824293]

>>21824182
I never pull out

[Anonymous No.21824297]

>>21824174
>P3 fail
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

[Anonymous No.21824302]

>>21823315
>Fractional shares
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.21824304]

>$600 checks disappear
>small caps tank
lmao

[Anonymous No.21824311]

>>21824244
>Efficient market theory has entered the chat while blind monkeys throw darts

[Anonymous No.21824313]

>>21824174
lmao post your full position in that plz

[Anonymous No.21824318]

>>21823714
well its worse since you fight massive theta decay but if you sold a call in addition to buying the put it would be a synthetic short technically but in common practice buying a put is considered a taking a short position fucking clown ass bitch

[Anonymous No.21824323]

>>21824216
Nope.

[Anonymous No.21824326]

I went all in on NIO at $16.63 kind of regret it since i'll probably be bag holding for a week or so

[Anonymous No.21824332]

>>21823298
Lol

>>21823449
You touched options didt you. Getting that negative return is pretty hard with stocks alone even if you panic sold a few times starting in april

[Anonymous No.21824341]

>>21823269
What is this new homelessness schizo meta?

[Anonymous No.21824345]

>>21824293
Lmfao. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.21824375]

Hey guise i have 25k for first day today in my rh. Have four day trades today and want to buy tesla calls. What happens if i do it and get marked as a pattern day trader?

[Anonymous No.21824391]

>>21824174
ONTX were absolute bullshitters. Almost as bad as KTOV

[Anonymous No.21824396]

[Anonymous No.21824397]

>>21823553
All the information is there, do the math.

>>21823691
Dumb boomers see the word “vaccine” and think Corona is canceled, so they sell all their tech and dump it on airlines/cruises.

When they see nothing has changed they sell all that shit and rebuy tech.

[Anonymous No.21824401]

>>21824318
>But in common practice a out is considered a taking a short position
>Fucking clown ass bitch
Very proud of you that you're able to Google investopedia but buying a put option is not the same as shorting a stock you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.21824412]

>>21823272
>sea of red
>DOW, NASDAQ, and S&P have been up all morning
???????

[Anonymous No.21824413]

>>21824375
Then you have to maintain 25k and obey all PDT rules going forward

[Anonymous No.21824421]

>TQQQ cooming back

Shouldn't have bet against America

[Anonymous No.21824424]

can we get a decent dip in tech the next few days so I can get some cheap calls please?

[Anonymous No.21824430]

Buy more Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.21824435]

>>21824243
>hey anyone trust analyst ratings.
No.

[Anonymous No.21824436]

>>21824304

My Amazon gainz have dried up along with the fat unemployment gibs.

[Anonymous No.21824438]

I'm very partial to blondes. Making sex with drug users is incredibly hot.

[Anonymous No.21824439]

>>21824332
Airlines, KTOV, KODK. Mostly gains otherwise but not enough to break even yet.

[Anonymous No.21824446]

>>21824192
How

[Anonymous No.21824451]

Hey /biz/ bros, SPOT C 270 8/28. Thank me later

[Anonymous No.21824464]

>>21824174
did you miss a letter or something?

[Anonymous No.21824476]

>>21823615
Beem hplding since sub 450 with a few bought around 450 to 460.

[Anonymous No.21824477]

>>21824401
I have an MBA in finance and a CFA you have no idea what you are talking about lil kid

[Anonymous No.21824499]

>>21824412
i think these niggers buy at opening hours.

[Anonymous No.21824508]

I WISH I knew exactly how many robinhooders sold TSLA thinking that because they held on record date they will somehow receive free shares.

[Anonymous No.21824515]

>>21824412
Apple was $515 in the pre-market from 500 at closing last week. They tanked back down to like 505 and idiots think it's blood red.

[Anonymous No.21824524]

>>21824391
I lost big on both

[Anonymous No.21824537]

>>21824313
Not that anon but here you go...

[Anonymous No.21824543]

GE is going to be great again. Good for looong hold.
Airlines, oil, all that shit is up... is this it guys? Is this the start of the back to normal bull run? I dont think so... news are going to start bombarding with tradegy and death rumors, thise will drop again, tech will rise again...

[Anonymous No.21824552]

Am i completely brain dead for not buying back in april?

[Anonymous No.21824553]

>>21824313

[Anonymous No.21824565]

>>21824508
why does everyone say 50 different things about holding by record date, buying after record date, buying before record date. make up your minds

[Anonymous No.21824569]

>>21824537
that's biopharma for ya

[Anonymous No.21824581]

>>21824477

You got a outdated information riddled degree, congrats.

[Anonymous No.21824587]

>>21824552
>70% return
eh

[Anonymous No.21824589]

>>21824451
I just bought it, 500 bucks it cost me but I did it because I believe in my /biz/ bros.

I have a question, has anyone dabbled in bussy before and is it as good as the real thing?

[Anonymous No.21824590]

Thanks for the cheapies dumb robinniggers (:

[Anonymous No.21824595]

>>21824543
Rationale? I got it as a free webull stock when it was much higher and I've just been waiting for it go up so I can sell.

[Anonymous No.21824608]

>>21824477
>Lil kid
>MBA in finance
You don't have an MBA and a CFA I'm sure
Do you understand the fundamental difference between short selling and buying a put option or not?
Just because they're both bearish doesn't mean they are the same

T. MSc in Finance

[Anonymous No.21824614]

>>21824581
It was free so no worries bud

[Anonymous No.21824622]

>>21824552
I think everyone hates themselves for not going big during the crash.

[Anonymous No.21824628]

>>21824589
that's somebody's son

[Anonymous No.21824636]

>>21824565
What? It's really straightforward, I think some people shitpost to confuse newfags. Record date = for brokers, as long as you buy by 28th you'll get the split. You can't magically get free shares if you sell before it.

[Anonymous No.21824648]

>>21824589
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.21824653]

>>21824508

Well, I'm not one of them. Going to hold through the split and wait until shortly before battery day before I consider selling.

[Anonymous No.21824677]

>>21824589
jesus christ that jaw line

[Anonymous No.21824678]

>>21824587
lets say i could pull 10k out of my ass from a old trust fund.
what do i do to turn that into 100k within the month?

[Anonymous No.21824690]

>>21824537
Oh that's not so bad
>>21824553
Worse but easily survivable. Ya hate to take one of those bad boys on the chin but at least you didn't gamble like half your portfolio or something

[Anonymous No.21824694]

>>21824552
Yes. Ladder buy down starting at -20% from ATH, every 10% drop down to 50%. It's the braindead way to market time. You should have bought -20% and -30% S&P 500 points back then.

[Anonymous No.21824702]

>>21824628
So? Breeding a tight and warm hole is a form of conquest for the modern man. I have conquered the eb and flow of the charts and now I will conquer the bussy.

[Anonymous No.21824714]

>>21824614

So was my MBA from Thunderbird School of Global Management.

[Anonymous No.21824719]

If apple split price is based on Monday close does that mean the price will go flat after monday?

[Anonymous No.21824733]

>>21824477
Ayyy I got a MAcc and am studying for the SIE right now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21824737]

>>21823201
>What did you learn these past five months?
Jesus loves me.

[Anonymous No.21824744]

>>21824678
virtually impossible without insider knowledge of a +900% stock or multiple massive gain stocks lol

[Anonymous No.21824749]

I thought GME was in a short squeeze and was supposed to go up due to technicalities? I'm already down 8% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.21824763]

>>21824589
fuck a twink or a regular trap if you want to fuck a man. trannies were a mistake

[Anonymous No.21824764]

>Push it JUST into the red to shake them out the PAHMP it

[Anonymous No.21824772]

>>21824589

Not better than the real thing, but it's better than your hand. Just make sure that you find someone who knows what an enema is.

[Anonymous No.21824780]

>>21824749
hysteric faggot

[Anonymous No.21824783]

>that textbook Apple V

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21824786]

>>21824608
>MSc in Finance
sure thing
t. PhD Finance, top of class in rabinical school.

[Anonymous No.21824787]

>>21824608
Im sure you don't have a degree in finance

[Anonymous No.21824789]

>>21824744
What about a year?

[Anonymous No.21824790]

What should I buy with these sick gains?

[Anonymous No.21824793]

>>21824690
Yeah, outside of deranged cultists on stocktwits I don't think anyone is retarded enough to put huge money on penny stocks

[Anonymous No.21824795]

Bros...we weathered the storm

[Anonymous No.21824802]

>>21824678
Buy half a kilo of coke step on it like 20 fucking times dole it out entirely in a week, do the same thing with your total funds every week for the month and if you don't get shivved by drug animals furious that you've given them mostly baby laxative then you've made it

[Anonymous No.21824815]

>>21824719
No it means the clock gets reset and you get to watch history repeat itself. Watch apple go from 125ish to 400+ all over again. All to your benefit.

[Anonymous No.21824829]

>>21824790
Lunch. Right now.

[Anonymous No.21824830]

>>21824772
I hate that I share a board with people like this.

[Anonymous No.21824835]

Is arbitrage the ultimate jewish form of making money?

[Anonymous No.21824845]

>>21824702
Having 15 kids is the only form of conquest left.
Throwing your seed inside someone's fecal cavity is admitting defeat.

[Anonymous No.21824850]

>>21824772
Yea that's what I'm worried about. I imagine bussy can be messy but I'm banking on the fact that she's addicted to opiates and as you know opioids try up feces in the rectum.

I need to first drain my putrid seed in a female (preferably a drug addled whore) before I venture into the unknown.

[Anonymous No.21824855]

>>21824772
holy shit is that Kayla? lmao

[Anonymous No.21824863]

> Bought Goodyear at the bottom, 9.35, last week
> Now up 5%
> Dumping by EOD

Free real estate.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21824862]

>>21824678
here's what you do, you take 10% and donate it to the Catholic Church. Then with the remaining 9K you use 45 hundred to buy 100 of the $1 call options on NAK that expire in December. When NAK hits 6 bucks after the election you take your 50 thousand and give another 10% to the Catholic church.

[Anonymous No.21824866]

>>21824789
if you want to go from 10k to 100k you need to get lucky via options trading really

[Anonymous No.21824884]

>>21824786
>>21824787
I literally just graduated a month ago after handing in my thesis

[Anonymous No.21824885]

>>21824439
Oh no. No wonder you lost so much you touched the few stocks, KTOV and KODK that couls easily btfo you due to what they were, sub $1 and kodk likely with price manipulation

[Anonymous No.21824891]

You gentlemen reckon Starbucks will be $90 by JUly 2021? I bought a call option for those vaccine pumps

[Anonymous No.21824908]

>>21824783
I would do filthy unforgivable things to Morgan

[Anonymous No.21824912]

Daily Reminder to Never Bet Against America. Because America Always Wins!

[Anonymous No.21824915]

>>21824866
and if you fuck up
>>21823512

[Anonymous No.21824916]

>>21824783
Apple seems untouchable at this point, Tech Sector rotated, but their dip was just eaten up. Sold my TSLA at 2100 today, I only wish I bought the Apple dip, maybe one more will come this week.

[Anonymous No.21824918]

>>21823201
that bears get BTFO as long as the FED's money printer is hot.

[Anonymous No.21824930]

>>21824780
I'VE ALREADY LOST $27 ON THIS SHIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.21824933]

>>21824908
she's definitely a slut

[Anonymous No.21824945]

>>21824749
lol, no. The business needs to stop shrinking first. I imagine one of the post Christmas quarterly reports will probably be the trigger, if we get a real squeeze.

[Anonymous No.21824954]

>>21824815
If you're bringing up history...

[Anonymous No.21824968]

it was a mistake telling my boss I browsed here

[Anonymous No.21824969]

>>21823201
BUY BUY BLINK PUTS

[Anonymous No.21824972]

People ask me why I want to dabble into bussy.
<-------------This is why

[Anonymous No.21824975]

AEYE down almost 10% today. Where's that dude that was saying we are retarded for staying in aapl instead of a literal stock for retards?

[Anonymous No.21824989]

>>21824862
I bought NAK today...

[Anonymous No.21824988]

tsla green by end of lunch

[Anonymous No.21825005]

>>21824968
You're fired, Ben.

[Anonymous No.21825006]

>>21824972
JANNY! JANNY GET IN HERE!!!

[Anonymous No.21825013]

>>21824815
I mean flat after today. Not next week.

[Anonymous No.21825016]

>>21824968
Are those reports done yet? All you do is jerk off and look at charts now! Do some fucking work.

[Anonymous No.21825019]

>>21824968
Why? Your boss just posted
>>21824972

[Anonymous No.21825026]

>>21824972
enjoy your vacation

[Anonymous No.21825036]

>>21824972
That's some prime beef

[Anonymous No.21825046]

>>21824972

[Anonymous No.21825059]

>>21824933
I'd like to to a special segment on CNBC called: 'The Money Shot' with Anon and Morgan. The segment would feature clips of me ejaculating on to her face.

[Anonymous No.21825065]

>>21824972

[Anonymous No.21825075]

>>21824972
This shit is my jam tho

[Anonymous No.21825078]

>>21823201
FUCKING INDEX DO SOMETHING AAAA

[Anonymous No.21825080]

>>21824850
>>21824855
>>21824772
>>21824589
>>21824763
can you faggots please fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.21825083]

>waiting for $AAL dips
>it keeps going up

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.21825084]

>>21824175
Like a month bro

[Anonymous No.21825097]

oooooooooo I am recovering

[Anonymous No.21825108]

>>21825083
You've missed it, buy around $500, it won't go lower.

[Anonymous No.21825109]

>>21825059
K I N O
I
N
O

[Anonymous No.21825123]

>>21824855

Kek. Yeah. Would not dick lil' mis /pol/ack attention whore, but she's nice to look at.

[Anonymous No.21825132]

>>21825108
>25108▶
>>>21825083 (You)
>You've missed it, buy around $500, it won't go lower.
do you think we get $14 EOW?

[Anonymous No.21825152]

>>21825080
im gay, not some fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.21825165]

>>21825123
>Kek. Yeah. Would not dick lil' mis /pol/ack attention whore, but she's nice to look at.
it's all angles bro, please don't becoming a faggot for Kayla of all people. She's built like a truck, I've seen the pre-transition photos
t. ex-tranny

[Anonymous No.21825179]

bottom was in, buy apple, tesla NOW.

[Anonymous No.21825190]

>>21825152
you're also a nigger

[Anonymous No.21825194]

STOP THE FUCKING TRANNY TALK ALREADY

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21825195]

>>21824989
I did too... Picked up another 1000 shares for safe keeping.

[Anonymous No.21825213]

Apple back to 508. Imagine once they grow the india market. Be infested with Apple products. Glorious profits pouring in.

[Anonymous No.21825214]

>wake up
>my 500k tqqq is up 15k
>all is good
>back to sleep

[Anonymous No.21825221]

>>21825132
Apple will likely hit $550 EoW

[Anonymous No.21825240]

>>21825179
Bull Trap, the real dump will happen in the last hour of the market, buy then or wait for tomorrow's selloff. Big fishes are clearly taking profits.

[Anonymous No.21825241]

>>21825195
Baggie you're so full of shit and youre probably the one granny posting

[Anonymous No.21825248]

Gonna double down on spy 100x leverage, gentlemen

[Anonymous No.21825252]

>>21825132
I’m no expert, but I say we might get close to 14 before wednesday, then it will dump again rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.21825255]

>>21824772
Is that really Kayla? I haven't seen her in like 8 years.

She used to be pretty hot wearing cosplay stuff, but how did she age???

Also, what do I buy? More oil or lumber stock?

[Anonymous No.21825256]

>>21825109
To really make 'The Money Shot' with Anon and Morgan interesting, I will have Cramer narrate it and there will be a graph similar to a stock chart that reflects the current volume of semen on her face

[Anonymous No.21825265]

>>21825240
Sure it will short seller

[Anonymous No.21825272]

>>21825195
how many shares do u have and what is your avg cost?

[Anonymous No.21825273]

>>21825190
I just want to get rich and pound sub twinks.
isnt that part of the american dream?

[Anonymous No.21825277]

TESLA GREEN
APPLE GREEN
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

[Anonymous No.21825303]

>>21825256
so incredibly average looking

[Anonymous No.21825311]

>>21825273
Your hand looks chubby i don't know how to describe it

[Anonymous No.21825313]

>>21825273
>gay hands

ngmi

[Anonymous No.21825325]

>>21825252
it'll dump sometime early september for sure. we're moving out of the summer travel season and into the fall business travel season and literally no one is fllying for work.

>>21825255
yes that's kayla lol. she's aged like milk.
>>21825273
you do you

[Anonymous No.21825328]

>>21824608
Your losses are limited?
I'm CFA level 1 btw

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21825329]

>>21825065
I bet Taylor Swift has a tiny labia, and honestly it's super fun to rub your dick side to side on a pussy with some meaty lips to it.

[Anonymous No.21825341]

>>21825273
>fat

[Anonymous No.21825343]

It's almost dip time.

[Anonymous No.21825350]

>>21825214
That is peak portfolio when you have solid plays and only need to check once a day. The wake up, check, sleep in 3 more hours traders are the real winners

[Anonymous No.21825358]

>>21825273
>sausage fingers
>probably underage too

[Anonymous No.21825359]

>KTOV
>OPGN
why the fuck do i still even have these fucking turds

[Anonymous No.21825364]

Cut my losses on mark and ntec.

Dumped all that into ibio. Averaged down from 3.80 to 2.65 , so feels alright. At least that was a prefect move this morning at 7:35 before mark and ntec dropped even lower and ibio started mooning.

Now I just hodl the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.21825371]

how do i do 100x leverage?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21825373]

>>21825272
4300 with an average still over $1.65

[Anonymous No.21825375]

The bigger the lip boys the better. Imagine sucking on those bad boys

[Anonymous No.21825389]

NEW THREAD WHEN?????????????
>NEW THREAD WHEN?????????????
NEW THREAD WHEN?????????????
>NEW THREAD WHEN?????????????

[Anonymous No.21825400]

>>21825328
Short selling means you're losses aren't limited with put options they are and you don't have to pay any interest in borrowing a stock to go short in since you're only buying a right to something.
How did they let a brainlet like you pass CFA level 1

[Anonymous No.21825433]

>>21825273
American are so disgusting.

[Anonymous No.21825436]

NEW THREAD
>>16778325
>>16778325
>>16778325

[Anonymous No.21825446]

>>21825400
I finished top 10 percent worldwide. And that's what I said with less words fuckface. You also don't pay the dividend

[Anonymous No.21825447]

>>21825273
fat baby hands

[Anonymous No.21825455]

great job!

[Anonymous No.21825456]

>>21825325
>kayla aged like milk

What? Lmao

What happened? She was still hot when she was shilling maga/office girl type cosplay

I need to see this. I don't have any social media besides 4chan.

Also, So buy LL or Nail?

[Anonymous No.21825457]

The tranny chat is honestly still better than the pedants from earlier slap fighting over whether "shorting" is acceptable slang for all bearish positions or can only refer to literal shorting

[Anonymous No.21825463]

>>21825273
kek fat ass faggot

[Anonymous No.21825470]

NEW

>>21825461


>>21825461


>>21825461

[Anonymous No.21825488]

>>21825328
Level 2 sucks bro, get ready

[Anonymous No.21825585]

>>21824438
that's a man

[Anonymous No.21825642]

>SHLL

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21825792]

>>21825273
You've done what many thought was impossible. You've convinced me to leave this thread forever. I don't know if I should thank you, or if I should congratulate you, but I know I have lost the ability to even. Good bye /smg/ thanks for the memories.

Also put all your money on the NY Islanders beating the Golden Knights in the Stanley cup finals in 5 games.

[Anonymous No.21825864]

>>21824830
seconded. Crucifixions should be brought back

[Anonymous No.21825942]

>>21825488
I'm doing it February. I should start studying desu

[Anonymous No.21825956]

>>21825273
>Being a golem is the american dream

[Anonymous No.21826004]

>>21825343
I am ready for big dips.