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>> No.21821578

faggot nigger

>> No.21821582

First for buy the dip

>> No.21821596

Should I get back into TSLA with the dip?

>> No.21821605
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21821605

>call female broker
>”give me 100 shares of BABA, market price”
>”but sir that’s risk-“
>hang up

>> No.21821606
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21821606

>"Dizd yu forgot abut sumone?"

>> No.21821608

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21821610
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21821610

TRUST THE MAP
green means BUY

>> No.21821620

If you sold either AAPL or TSLA after market open you literally will never make it.

>> No.21821623
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21821623

BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!

>> No.21821624

>>21821596
The dip is weeks away, it'll steadily go back to 200 a share after the split digits will tell

>> No.21821625
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21821625

>funds shaking out all the robinhoodies out of Apple so they can buy more

>> No.21821630

>>21821547
uvxy trending up since morning
Ill take what i can get.

>> No.21821635
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21821635

EVERYTHING is RIP ROARING GREEN

except NET and WKHS

NET is eating shit and horse is the eternal crab

Why do I even buy things that aren't TQQQ

>> No.21821639
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21821639

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're back
$550 EOD aapbros

>> No.21821643
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21821643

This morning I bought ADMA at 3.59 and SONN at 4.13
t-they’ll go higher than that .. right?

>> No.21821648

When will this meme rotation end? I want tech cheapes

>> No.21821649

BUY THE DIP OR MISS OF MAKING IT

>> No.21821652
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21821652

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21821662
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21821662

>tfw comfy waiting for my bike

Sell. This is the rugpull. I earned enough to finally move to california and take the /homelesschad/ pill.

Think about it
>no masters
>no laws
>no taxes
>no worries
>spend all day every day on the pursuit of mental achievement and physical perfection
>save all money and put it back into market
>can literally do anything you want

>> No.21821664

>Apple shoots up $15 in the pre-market
>Apple corrects itself to where it left off last week and starts growing again

Don't be stupid, hold. Only freak out if it dips to like 485 today

>> No.21821667

>he didnt buy the RKT dip
Whats youre excuse now?

>> No.21821682
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21821682

>1 week living with roommates
>WIFI network already banned across all boards for CP
>have to phone post now

Do I confront my roommates? Should I call the police?

>> No.21821687
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21821687

>>21821620
Sold TSLA bought more aapl. Also will someone tell me why my limit order didn't fucking sell

>> No.21821691

>everyone AAAAA'ing
>im still up over 2 grand on TSLA and AAPL

my fucking sides, how many anons getting shaken out right now when the real party hasn't even started yet?

>> No.21821695

>>21821662

Post link to bike, nigger.

>> No.21821700

Just bought Tesla after the morning dip. Can't wait to ride this baby up to the stars.

>> No.21821703

>>21821662
>calling 4% openmarket a rugpull
what a retard

>> No.21821712

>>21821682
what's the ban reason?

>> No.21821717

alright boys I just bought back in AAPL, hope I dont get fucked

>> No.21821718

Did Workhorse get the contract yet? If not I will scream at you all until I die.

>> No.21821720

>>21821649
Look pajeet, if you're going to hang out with us, at least learn the language.

>> No.21821728

>>21821635
No idea what's going on with NET. Someone has a clue? Their CSO or whatever was a criminal but that shouldn't tank the stock that hard days after this was announced.

>> No.21821734

>>21821662
When TSLA is $600 by the end of year you will sell that bike to buy rope and hang yourself

>> No.21821736

Current thread theme
Specifically targeted towards Zoomer idiots who thought stocks could only go u pand load up on calls
https://youtu.be/ehAvFpSFcfA

>> No.21821741

Picked up NAK at .66$ 2000 shares during the dip today. Should I hold through the ROD? Or just dump it if it gets near 1.50$?

>> No.21821739

>>21821682
every single public network i've ever connected to has been banned people are fucked up

>> No.21821740

>>21821682
they're probably sharing jailbait on /b/

>> No.21821745

>>21821664
>freak out
>today
chose one

>> No.21821766
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>>21821695
I settled on this to save some money

>> No.21821769

>>21821712
>all boards for CP
>hurrrrrrr y ban??? Me no read hurrrrr
Fucking retard.

>> No.21821775
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21821775

OKAY GUYS I DID IT

I BOUGHT

I FOMO'D INTO APPLE

YOU CAN DUMP IT NOW

>>21821728
I suspect that's what it is, yeah

I'm holding long anyways, it's goodstock

>> No.21821776
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>>21821687
Did literally the same, sold TSLA @ 2105 and bogged it, waiting on aapl dip

>> No.21821787

Just a little more and I can sell these CLSK bags

>> No.21821798
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>>21821652
>boomer buffett follower missed the dip

>> No.21821803

>>21821682
We need to establish a safe word for you. Just in case you get compromised

>> No.21821804

>>21821769
isn't CP = civil protection ??

>> No.21821809
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21821809

>>21821775
Revised portfolio

>> No.21821825

>>21821605
NIGGER

>> No.21821829

>>21821804
comet pizza

>> No.21821830

>>21821734
His bike is gonna get stolen in cuckifornia

>> No.21821833
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21821833

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN
WE WERE WARNED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21821834
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21821834

why would anyone get anywhere near this?

>> No.21821835

>>21821682
Don't confront them, befriend them sounds like they have a motherload

>> No.21821836
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21821836

>>21821623
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!
BUY OIL NIGGERS!!!!!
>BUY OIL!!!!

Buy oil this week

>> No.21821839

Why do retards say it’s dumb to sell? I have limit sells on mine and when they trigger and then dip, I buy back in. Why is that bad?

>> No.21821848

>>21821809
>still no tesla
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

>> No.21821851

>Clsk
What do you bros think sell around 13 and 13.5 maybe 14 then rebuy on the dip down to 13?

>> No.21821862

>>21821803
>We need to establish a safe word for you. Just in case you get compromised
His safe word is CHARTREUSE

>> No.21821863

>>21821662
>california
>no laws, no taxes
a spic is going to mug you for your bike and some nigger tax collector will demand property tax on it

>> No.21821869

>>21821836
>t. bought-oil-fields-with-PPP-funds

>> No.21821871
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>>21821798
I just bought AAPL and NVDA, sell them now if you have them, you've been warned.

>> No.21821878

>>21821836
Why?

>> No.21821896

>>21821839
because you're highly likely not to be able to beat simple buy and hold.

>> No.21821898

why are there no FNGU options this is stupid I want to sell options

>> No.21821900

>>21821839
Except for when they don't fucking trigger fucking fuck I'mma be salty about this shit for days

>> No.21821907
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>>21821809
>No oil
>Canadian

Buy oil!
I'm up 4% on Suncor and 1.5 on COP

>> No.21821914

>>21821863
What are they gonna do, tax my bike? Lmao

>> No.21821916

>>21821851
I wanna hold this until at least 15

>> No.21821922
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21821922

ANY TA FAGS HERE? WE JUST WENT TO THE MOON!

>> No.21821930

>>21821907
That's a single Amazon stock isn't it

>> No.21821931
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21821931

w-why is apple crashing?

>> No.21821939

>>21821804
No.

>> No.21821940

>>21821898
Just sell options on the holdings anon......... far better liquidity too.

>> No.21821943

>>21821896
I trust this with everything besides Tesla honestly.

>> No.21821945

>>21821896
Then I don’t get back in. I’d rather have a profit than it dip into eternity.

>>21821900
Yours didn’t trigger???

>> No.21821946

>>21821878
It's too depressed. I'm hoping to make 10% this week or by next week then probably cash out unless covid keeps going down

>> No.21821947

lmao at people that sold TSLA

>> No.21821949

Great it's another one of those sharp dump days with an immediate pump. Could've literally gotten almost any company this morning and already be up. Any reasoning behind the pump as I don't want to get btfo'd by the "pump morning, dump mid day" if it were to happen.

>> No.21821954

>>21821939
pick up that can

>> No.21821958

>NAK

>> No.21821960

>>21821914
Are you unaware of the reputation California has?

Short answer yes, long answer yes and then you'll step on an AIDs needle covered in shit

>> No.21821973

>>21821931
?
Apple is up from its bottom at open.

>> No.21821980

>>21821766
should have bought an ebike for that price

>> No.21821983

>>21821930
2
2 shop as well

>> No.21821984

glad I never listen to cultists like PM retards

>> No.21821986

>>21821931
It's not.

>> No.21821988

>>21821809
>lgbt
Lmao

>> No.21821990
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21821990

Sell now he just released music

>> No.21821995

>>21821907
Based Bezos chad

>> No.21821994

>>21821954
hlcomic will never be updated

>> No.21821996

>>21821682
This happened to me for some reason, just email the mods. It's probably not your roommate.

>> No.21821997

>>21821960
Sounds like right wing cope for me not paying any bills and getting to impregnate all the latina qt3.14s i want like a spanish conquistador

>> No.21822004

>>21821931
I literally fucking hate you idiots. Its up 1.5% on the day thats not crashing. It jumped 15 dollars or nearly 3% pre market as people prepare for a bullish pre split week and then corrected back down to a more natural rise. Please stop asking this i dont want to hear it again and its dumb

>> No.21822007

>>21821839
If you mean take profits, nobody is saying bad things about them.
Limits in practice tend to fuck you up though, they always trigger too early or too late depending on perspective. They make you sell the bottom more so than they prevent losses.

>> No.21822009

squatting atm and thinking of it as a metaphor for lifting the weight of my despair when I blow up my account

>> No.21822011
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21822011

anyone know about CRBP? I want to sell a naked put at $6 but am not familiar with the stock. looks like near its floor, but not sure about potential catalysts
25 days out expiration

>> No.21822012
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21822012

Time to sell

>> No.21822017

anyone else here shorting PGE?

>> No.21822028
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>>21821949
These questions aren't very TOP STRATEGIST of you

>> No.21822036

>>21821943
if you really think TSLA isn't going to be worth more by the time battery day arrives you're insane.

>>21821945
to each his own. it's just statistically proven that you're likely going to be making less trying to micromanage it than if you just held.

>> No.21822040

>>21822017
somehow they're gonna catch the blame for fires. The state of CA is determined to kill that company out of pure spite.

>> No.21822041

>>21822012
Ehh I no longer consider what these hedge funds have to say about stocks. They likely have their own ulterior motives with every stock segment theu release.

>> No.21822042

>>21821682
This happens all the time, I have probably been banned 10 fucking time this year alone because somehow my IP crosses with some degenerate that posts furry porn on random boards. I want to find him and beat him up so fucking badly

>> No.21822045
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>>21821922
Bruh I'm gonna coom. Fuck techies, embrace the boomer truck stop pill.

>> No.21822050

Deltachads, are we dare I say it, taking off?

>> No.21822061
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21822061

TSLA, you’re being kind of mean right now.

>> No.21822066

>>21821836
I went full degenerate an bought NRGU on Friday. It's up 7% today

>> No.21822068

new to stocks
just put $300 into Vanguard S&P 500 ETF
how retarded am i

>> No.21822075

>>21821945
Fuck no. Ended up having to cancel and market sell at 2k. Like a weak handed cunt.

>>21821947
Yes enjoy my pain. I was in under 1800 so still profit but what the fuck
Edit. I'm fucking retarded actually and didn't understand a stop limit sell. Another lesson learned...

>> No.21822079

>Sitting on cash
>Everything green
>No dips to buy
>Too scared to buy calls on things that are already green

>> No.21822080

>>21822050
you are cleared for takeoff on runway 3 anon

>> No.21822090

>>21821662
>can literally do anything you want
Except for stuff like buy a car, eat steak, buy clothes from this decade, pick up a hobby, get a wife, get an education, have children, go to Europe, see a movie, go to a sports game, drink a good whiskey, get good healthcare, sleep in a warm bed, read whatever book you want, etc. etc. You do you though.

>> No.21822093

PFIZER IN THE GREEN
I repeat
PFIZER IN THE GREEN
PHARMA IS BACK, LADS

>> No.21822094

>>21821997
>Latina qt 3.14s
Anon, it's literally federal law that Mexican women quadruple in mass by the age of 25

>> No.21822102

>>21822079
NET is on a dip right now

>> No.21822106
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Why didn't I buy more of this. I honestly should bet more.

>> No.21822109

>>21822050
>delta
Explain

>> No.21822110

>>21822041
Exactly, they are saying it’s cheap, giving investors the idea that it’s still a buy, but behind the scenes they are probably ready to unload

>> No.21822111

>>21822068
what is the by and sell commission? going to be impossible to make money off 300

>> No.21822117

>>21822068
safest play you could make, not retarded at all. dont ever sell it

>> No.21822119

>>21822079
You won't make it

>> No.21822138
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21822138

STOP BUYING GE YOU FUCKING MORONS
THE ONE FUCKING TIME I BUY A PUT ON GE IT STARTS GOING UP
STOP YOU FUCKING RETARDS
I HATE YOU

>> No.21822146

>>21822068
If that returns 5% over a year that means you get a whole fifteen (15) dollars.
Did you only enter with $300 for practice or is it all you can afford to lose?

>> No.21822151

SLV is fucking allergic to 25.

>> No.21822155

>>21822068
>$300
Buy a leveraged ETF.

>> No.21822159

>>21822109
>Doesn't even know what delta is
I hate you goddamn retards so fucking much I bet you have options too

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>>21822066
Based oil Chad

>> No.21822176

when is wkhs mooning

>> No.21822182
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21822182

Reject modernity, Sell the scam tesla, embrace the future

>> No.21822184

Lol where is that AEYE autist?

>> No.21822185

>TSLA -3%
huh

>> No.21822187
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>>21822080
feels good man

>> No.21822193

BUY COKE

IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANYTHING ELSE, IT'S ALL AT THE TOP.

GET YOUR DIVIES

>> No.21822202

>>21822117
using robinhood so no comission.
I just want a decent back up incase i become a full autist with this shit like you tards.

>> No.21822208

>>21822182
>>21821997
Holy shit dude fuck off, if you want to be a shit hobo in burnifornia go do it and stop posting here

>> No.21822210
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>>21822138
This retard bought GE puts. We're only going up sonny! In fact, I think I may buy more with my TA gains upon the next dip.

>> No.21822219

>>21822066
>>21822169
I bought the HEU dip. It's up 6.66%

As usual I was too careful and bought only a little bit.

>> No.21822241

>>21822068
lmao it's gonna take at least 2 years just to make up the brokerage fees lmaooooo retard

>> No.21822243

>>21822208
Ignore his larp and he'll fuck off

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21822246

Someone just bought a 10/18 covered call I sold on SRNE.

$17/share.

Someone thinks we're gonna recover. Buy the dip.

>> No.21822247

>>21822159
I'm pretty sure deltachad was referring to DAL and not options Greeks.

>> No.21822260

>>21822138
Have a stock I watch that keeps going down (righfully so due to current circumstances) but these people keep buying it up because of meme power. Jeeez you'd think they'd eventually give up and go find another stock...these are likely the same people who bought the top. How am I suppose to get cheapies if they keep buying thinking every small up is gonna be the big pump?

>> No.21822276

>>21822146
I just got a new cushy job and got a bunch of old bills payed off. $300 starting is just to start something to grow.
But i do i have to grow equity some how

>>21822155
the fuck is that?

>> No.21822287

NAK bagholders, we can salvage our pain by selling $1 calls now.

>> No.21822289

>>21821578
BASED

>> No.21822293

>>21821667
if you're the anon who shilled this at $19, thank you. I went in with 2k and I am having a good time

>> No.21822294
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21822294

How do I make sectors on this app. Also what add to my boomerfolio today

>> No.21822295

what the fuck is a broker?

>> No.21822296

>>21822202
300 dollars isnt really going to do you much good, and that isnt a decent backup unless youre extremely poor. TQQQ might be a better play, but wait for a pullback in the market. until then i would watch, wait, and learn. if $300 is all you have you might want to gamble a little with it on meme stocks just because you wont grow it much just holding a total market ETF, and you need a decent starting point to make money in the market

>> No.21822299

>>21822202
>300$
>like you tards

hahajjajajajahahahaha at least that's good to buy enough rope to hang your morbidly obese body

>> No.21822301

>>21821547
Vertex (VERX) is up another dollar today after a strong Friday. I mentioned this last week its a software as a service company that handles tax filings. They had a competitor do an IPO and nearly triple in 3 years. I put $1500 into it earlier this month and I'm up 14.8% right now but obviously that will depend on the day a little bit. Just figured id put the info out there as I genuinely believe this to be a very good long hold opportunity. This is not a pnd though so if you don't like long you won't like this

>> No.21822303

Check this 1

>> No.21822311

>>21822287
Next time don't fall for the mineless mining co scam kid

>> No.21822322
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21822322

How am I supposed to increase my cost average at all time highs

>> No.21822321

>>21821667
I brainfarted and got kodk instead.

>> No.21822327

god robinhood level 2 is so fucking worthless, just doesn't load for any stock with decent volume

>> No.21822341

TQQQ about to break support. Bloodbath incoming.

>> No.21822350

>>21822276
Ah fair enough, carry on then

>> No.21822354
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21822354

Guys what the fuck why is Apple dropping

>> No.21822362

>>21822341
Largest divergence ever between growth and value names, you could see the indexes fall and 60% of the stocks go up

>> No.21822365

>>21822294
What app is this?
Also check this 4

>> No.21822370
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21822370

>>21822090
>Except for stuff like buy a car,
Got my bike, dont need it, and ill be fitter
>eat steak
I can buy a steak and grill it on my campfire.
>buy clothes from this decade
Why support the clothing jew?
>pick up a hobby
Ill have 24/7 to sing, play music, work out, train my mind
>get a wife
Why support the marriage jew? Just get as many young girls pregnant as possible.
>get an education
Why support the education jew?
>have children
How? I will never use a condom, and my rugged homeless looks and manly musk will make any woman fertile.
>go to Europe
Already been around the world. Id unironically rather be homeless in california than see paris ever again
>see a movie
Why support the sports jew?
>go to a sports game
Ill host my own sports games in real life instead of cheering on browns
>drink a good whiskey
>>what is barter?
>get good healthcare
Why support the medical jew?
>sleep in a warm bed
Ill have a doggo and a tent
>read whatever book you want
Libgen
>, etc. etc.
Cope cope

Take the homeless pill, become a chad

>> No.21822373

ITS POPPING

>> No.21822381
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>>21822299
gotta start somewhere and this is what i can start with and throw money at it monthly.

>> No.21822382

>>21822301
>not a pnd
>official website shows 403 page

>> No.21822385
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>he bought?

>> No.21822386

>>21822184
Got banned for spamming

>> No.21822391

>>21822354
Tim Cook was found with 3 dead asian boys in Thailand

>> No.21822400

>>21822354
because i'm waiting for $15K to settle it's kind enough to wait for me before the push to $600

>> No.21822402

>>21822276
>the fuck is that?
It's a fund that buys and sells stocks or futures with leverage typically every day. It multiplies your gains and losses. If the underlying asset goes up, a leveraged ETF will nearly double or triple your gains. If it goes sideways or down, a leveraged ETF will go down.

>> No.21822403

>>21822373
BRAND NEW WHIP JUST HOPPED IN

>> No.21822405

>>21822354
its a bubble

>> No.21822407

smart money taking profits, see ya at the dip

>> No.21822421

>>21822391
Based

>> No.21822424

Do anons here still hate NIO?

>> No.21822425

>>21822407
good thing i'm retardo monies

>> No.21822430

>go to California for rugged homeless lifestyle and soul searching
>die of typhus
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/03/typhus-tuberculosis-medieval-diseases-spreading-homeless/584380/

>> No.21822431

nak feb $1 calls and appl 8/28 520 calls lets goooooo

>> No.21822435

>>21822391
big bullish news

>> No.21822439

>>21822381
then wait till you got at least 3k$

>> No.21822447

>Talked myself out of buying DFEN at open
Oh no

>> No.21822451

>>21822354
Because it's 40% above fair value

>> No.21822467

>>21822430
Thats why you eat the rats to build up immunity

>> No.21822470

>>21822402
know any decent ones and how long should i hold them for or are they buy and sell as quick as possible?

>> No.21822473

>>21822382
I am on their website now, vertexinc dot com. Its working completely fine. Again I'm long holding this I have absolutely no reason to attempt to bag pump and im warning against that

>> No.21822477

>>21822451
>fair value
lmfao shut up u nerd

>> No.21822486

Where the FUCK is that absolute faggot that told me lci was going to 50 bucks??fuck this

>> No.21822499

>>21822370
Kek, ok. Report back in 5 years.

>> No.21822500
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How do I stay calm when my portfolio shows a tiny bit of red?

>> No.21822512

>>21822486
That shit is going back to 3.33

>> No.21822517

>>21822500
antipsychotics

>> No.21822518

>was prepared to load up on FB today
>it got the analyst pump

aaaaaaaa stupid dummy analysts let me buy first next time

>> No.21822521

FORTNITE IS DOING THIS
THIS IS FORTNITES FAULT

>> No.21822523

does anyone have the weekly earnings chart?

>> No.21822522

>>21822499
Thanks anon, i hope your dreams work out also

>> No.21822524

>>21822486
Hey I'm really sorry for your loss, you know how you can make it back? There's this Canadian pennystock called Antibe, they're going to $50

>> No.21822528

if im called a day trader for holding TSLA for a month, what does that make the anons freaking out over 1 hour moves called?

>> No.21822540

>>21822512

It better not I bought at 10 RREEEEEEEE

>> No.21822546

>>21822528
FOMO trader

>> No.21822547

>>21822477
You're mad because you didn't listen to me all weekend and didn't buy oil like a Chad kek

>> No.21822549
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Fuck the bubble, IT'S HAPPENING faggots

>> No.21822552

>>21822540
you played yourself lil nigga

>> No.21822554

>>21822500
You sink it in a shit ton of red to numb the pain. Its the difference between dipping your toe in a pool and jumping in.

>> No.21822558

are gold and silver investors the ultimate cucks?

>> No.21822570
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Holy fuck, just broke 20% day gains. I'm gonna make it!

>> No.21822576

>>21822558
yes, but only until the world fiat economy collapses.

>> No.21822581
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>RTX up 2.6%
>KTOS up 1.1%
>LMT up 1.3%

>> No.21822582

oh look, another fake rotation that will last a few days at most.

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>>21822439
im not comfortable with those numbers yet

>> No.21822604

>>21822582
The real rotation was the frens we made along the way

>> No.21822612

>>21822470
You can probably buy and hold a leveraged stock index ETF after it dumps (like a 2x or 3x S&P 500). There are also ETN's which don't really represent any underlying assets and are more like bonds and can go to 0 if the managing company goes bankrupt. Almost all inverse ETFs and bullish/bearish commodity ETFs tend to 0 over time.

>> No.21822620

>>21822486
I havemt seen him around for months. He always refused to show his position and claimed he already did months back. The time he spent arguing over that versus just posting a pic makes it look like he bought high and was trying to pump the stock so he can escape. Albeit it seemed obvious the way he'd go on about it.

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>>21822486
>One guy shilling LCI every day saying it will randomly fly to $50
>Twenty people telling him to fuck off
>Anon goes on to trust the one guy shilling

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>>21822582
The moving average for Canadian banks is going up. So the next dip is going to be higher.

>> No.21822660

LONG SPY
SHORT QQQ

>> No.21822674

>people still micromanaging when the split isn't even for a whole week

lmao this is a joke right?

>> No.21822676
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21822676

MY FREE ROBINHOOD STOCK HAS A DIVIDEND OF 6 CENTS A MONTH

IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

>> No.21822685

>>21822486
Im sorry bro. The REFR guy got me. Feels bad after learning how retarded he and i both were

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>>21822612
can someone help a tard with a translation.

>> No.21822702

>>21822676
YES!!!!!!!!!!! #winning

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>>21822582
despite the consistent pump and dump of the market im still making a shitload of cash holding tqq despite it being supposedly a terrible thing to do
just buy the dip pussy

>> No.21822713

>>21822676
based

>> No.21822715

>>21822674
people are holding weekly calls, that's why you're seeing a freakout

>> No.21822718

Support broken. TQQQ is fucked

>> No.21822730

>>21822558
The real irony is that when the raiders come they're gonna steal their food and leave the gold and silver because it'll be worthless

>> No.21822731

Lmao it sucks that the AEYE fag got banned because that 5% he was so excited about is a -3.5 % now id love to see him post pictures and defend that

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21822736

also im just gonna keep posting this every time im in these threads for a reminder to buy and hold. hopefully it'll get through some of your thick skulls to stop looking at the 1m chart.

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>>21821662
>move to California
You have no idea what you're doing, I'm getting out of here the second I have the chance

>> No.21822740

>>21822676
Infinite returns

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Well that’s it, I’m financially ruined.

>> No.21822747

>>21822584
How much money do you actually have in the bank? Approximately, in savings

>> No.21822767

>>21822731
buy the dip fgt

>> No.21822779

>>21822688
If you hold a leveraged ETF or ETN in the wrong kind of market for too long you lose all your money
ETF = electronically traded fund
ETN = electronically traded note

They’re same same but different

>> No.21822783

>>21822715
>weeklies

people aren't really this retarded... are they? also anyone got a guide on how i should be pricing weekly covered calls on AAPL after the split? seems like an easy way to make a fortune, "selling lottery tickets to idiots" as it were.

>> No.21822790

>VSAT
>USB
>GE

Currently still in the red on all three positions despite the bump today but want to reinvest my TA neetbux into one of them. Which stock are you thinking /biz/?

>> No.21822791

this isnt a dip, big money wants it down today its going to be fucking down just accept it and ride the trend

>> No.21822792

>>21822736
i'm aware of the history but this is the year the jews changed the rules

>> No.21822799

fellas i think this dip is going to scare off all the mom and dad and blue collar bros that the pump is based on

>> No.21822807

APPL RED
APPL RED
APPL RED

>> No.21822816

>AAPL RED
>AAPL RED
>AAPL RED
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUY THE DIP FAGGOTS

>> No.21822818
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21822818

>Goes up when tech goes up
>Goes up when financials go up

Why haven't you taken the RKT pill yet?

>> No.21822826

what's a good amount of money to begin investing with?

>> No.21822827

WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21822832

Is TQQQ a cryptocurrency? It popped up in my cryptocurrency section

>> No.21822831

The retail fomo is getting obscene, they need to be chased out so we can go up

>> No.21822844

>>21822688
grug see green tomato

grug buy tomato

green tomato turn red

grug friend no want buy tomato

grug no want eat tomato

grug want sell tomato for cave painting

tomato go black

grug sad

>> No.21822846

>>21822747
like I said I just finished off my loans and major bills. I can throw about $400-500 a month at the wall and watch what happens.
>no debt
>but no savings

>> No.21822853

>>21822767
But i don't want that piece of shit

>> No.21822858

sold my TQQQ and TSLA at the top, feels good. see ya @ the next dip

>> No.21822861

>>21822832
>Is TQQQ a cryptocurrency?

Lol. My sides

>> No.21822863

microsoft + epic games vs apple
who would win

>> No.21822865

>>21822791
Who exactly is big money and what is their home address and what time do they fall asleep

>> No.21822866

I tried to tel you, anons.


Theres still time. We accept all homeless bros.

>> No.21822873

>>21822826
$1

>> No.21822875
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Guys it was me I bought apple I'm sorry

>> No.21822879

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYYYYYES

>> No.21822883

>>21822818
Too late at this point

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>>21822685
I told you at least twice that jewish companies creating jobs in germany is not a thing

>> No.21822894

>>21822873
what should i do with 1$ to make it into 10$

>> No.21822895
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>>21822807
>>21822816

>> No.21822902

>>21822050
>>21822080
Affirmative - please enjoy the flight.

>> No.21822904

>>21822790
I am of the opinion that GE is a pointless investment unless BA can get its shit together and GE aviation can get back to work.

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WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING GENERAL ELECTIC?
WHO ARE YOU?????
WHY?????
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.21822912
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What in the absolute fuck is happening to SRNE right now? Did I miss some news or something?

>> No.21822915

>>21822816
>AAPL Green
>"it's too high im afraid to buy in I'll wait for a dip"
>AAPL Red
>it's going down im afraid to buy in it might dip more"
>stay on the sidelines, never make any money
>meanwhile i just buy and hold and it overall keeps going up and up while i do nothing but wait

every time

>> No.21822917

>>21822826
whatever you can afford. You want as much as possible in for max growth, but obviously don't put yourself in a position where you will end up liquidating stock to survive and have to pull out at a loss. And if you are saving up for something a year or less from now, might as well just stick it in shitty savings accounts

>> No.21822921

>>21822879
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>21822853
probably a wise move

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ah, today is one of those "i hate this" days

>> No.21822933

>>21822894
put it in an index fund and wait 25 years

>> No.21822954

Why did TSLA drop from 2100 to 1990 in 20 minutes?

>> No.21822957
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i feel as though ive seen this movie before
IWM will go up all day, QQQ will go down all day
today or tomorrow it'll completely reverse

>> No.21822966

>>21822915
>buy AAPL when it's green
>crashes to red within the hour
fugg :DDD

>> No.21822970

>>21821809
>only 10% LGBT
we have a bigot over here lads

>> No.21822974

>>21822894
Buy KTOV

>> No.21822979

>>21822688
>>21822779
And by wrong market I mean holding a bull etf in a bear market and bear in a bull
They are designed for daily trading not long term holds however if you are in an unprecedented bull run they can be exploited unconventionally as long term holds.

>> No.21822981

>>21822910
>WHO
me
>WHY
divvies :)

>> No.21822986

I held SQQQ overnight and iron hands it this morning.

>> No.21822987

>>21822954
Probably overvalued during premarket.

>> No.21822990

>Closed my tqqq puts on open
>Sold new ones for even more $$
I knew the sentiment was way too bullish all weekend

>> No.21822994

>>21822954
nothing interesting is happening with them

>> No.21822995

>>21822970
kek

>> No.21823003

AAAAAAAAAA WE DIDN'T LISTEN

>> No.21823005

>>21822981
Based and boomerpilled.

>> No.21823009

Just buy the Tesla and Apple dip.

>> No.21823010

Last day to buy the dip boys

>> No.21823012

>TQQQ

>> No.21823016

>>21822966
just hold for a month, it's fucking AAPL not KODK

>> No.21823021

>>21821766
>7000 for a bike with baby sized weels
>Not even an e bike
>Save some money
Lol, youll look like a faggot with that weeny peeny weels

>> No.21823027

>>21822004
fuck you ITS FUCKING RED NOW

>> No.21823033

>>21822926
Congrats you have 1 share

>> No.21823035

Why didn't you listen?

>> No.21823037

>>21822981
SELL YOUR SHIT
RETAR

>> No.21823038

>>21822954
it is a meme stock that can go up or down 10% in an hour. great for trading though.

>> No.21823039

Sooo everyone's red today?
Splunk just murdered my account

>> No.21823050

>thinking this is a just a dip buying opportunity
>thinking there are people who will buy Apple at $500

At least put some stop losses in.

>> No.21823052

>>21822846
Normie rules are to invest 15% of what you get each month. In all seriousness, if I was you, I'd focus on saving up at least 4-5 months worth of living expenses before doing anything risky. That's a few thousand dollars depending on your lifestyle.

If you really want to get into stocks, buy some boomer guaranteed growth stock like SPY. However, in this climate, even stable stocks have gone to shit, so I honestly would not reccomend you invest in stocks until you got your emergency funds.

>> No.21823060

>>21822831

You’re posting on the business section of a racist anime forum who’s best days were over a decade ago. You’re are retail.

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>>21823016
the logical part of me knows that, the monkey part of me sees big line go down and wants the bad line to go away

>> No.21823067

I'm red on fucking everything

>> No.21823069
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21823069

Norwegian boteslut trying to break out. Looks positive to start here but need more volume.

Also somebody(s) is applying short pressure to ballard power. That's too much screwy price action for me so i bailed. I have no confidence in my ta to give me any edge when line behaves this way.

>> No.21823071
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get in

>> No.21823072

Okay, class just because Tesla wants to shit doesn't mean you all join them!

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>>21822381
In the same boat right now but hey, I believe in you.

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Enjoy the 17% correction top buyers.

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>>21823039
theta bros are doing ok

>> No.21823088
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>>21822974
>the jew meme

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Your market is RED.

>> No.21823106

>>21823061
She’s not cute. She looks gaunt and unhealthy.

>> No.21823108

so it's okay to buy dip when there's nothing going wrong with them on the news and that they're still making somewhere around near-peak profits?
guess it's time to buy tesla but i'm holding off on apple cuz of their latest controversy

>> No.21823112

>>21823060
>You’re are retail.
Everybody here is.

>> No.21823113

I love a good red day. It takes me back to the crazy old days of March 2020 so long ago.

>> No.21823126

>>21823027
Talk to me at the end of the day. Then at the end of the day tomorrow and every day this week as we end blood fucking green. And when the week closes at 515 and you've comfortably and safely made money not gambling on shitbird penny stocks then we can all go to bed happy

>> No.21823134

>>21823087
I want yupiel-sama to rape me, I literally want to be vampire girl's good boy.

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>>21822912

I don't know either, man.

There's no news that I saw.

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21823137

First /biz/ mocked me when i sold tesla at 2100

Then /biz/ mocked me for buying a reliable mountain bike with my gains

Then /biz/ said it was stupid to go to california and reclaim my heritage of conquest in foreign lands

Its not too late, anons. Come home

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reminder that racism is not allowed outside of /b/
also ROKU and anime

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>>21823039
>Sooo everyone's red today?
Bright green, fren.

>> No.21823147

Why don't more people buy high delta deep ITM calls? Low risk+Low returns sounds lame but it's been a nice addition to my growing stocks

>> No.21823150

>>21822954
You weren't expecting a TSLA dump on open? People wanted to ride the wave and get out. There was always a large portion of people buying to ride till Friday and exit on Monday. People like profits and take them while they still can.

>> No.21823152

some of you just need to just take a walk and stop looking at your stocks for a few days

>> No.21823156

>>21823061
this is how i know im gonna make it because i already know my strategy and why it will work and have complete confidence in it, so im not gonna look at it seriously for at least a month. certainly not until at least a week after the split happens.

i mean micromanage if you want but im sure there were plenty of anons who bought in the 1900's, sold at 2000, bought back in at 2100 and then panic sold at the bottom of the dip like retards. that's usually what happens and it's a lot more stressful that way too.

>> No.21823160

UVXY broke $20 WOOT

>> No.21823163
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21823163

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN...
THE BEARS ARE BACK
THE BEARS ARE BACK...
https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ

>> No.21823164
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21823164

EVERYTHINGS RED EXCEPT FOR THE ONE STOCK I BOUGHT PUTS IN

>> No.21823165

>>21821804
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.21823170

>TQQQ

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21823186
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21823186

>>21823164

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21823190

what are some stock buys for this feeling?

>> No.21823198

>>21823137

What if someone hurts you as a hobo?

>> No.21823200

I learned to fucking stay away from biomemes... 14k shares in ONTX, rode it from 0.40 to 1.30, didn't sell, trial failed today. Fuck my life.

>> No.21823205

>>21823147
>Low risk
It is if the premium is higher than the difference between the strike price and the current price and you're buying them close to expiry date theta will fuck you

>> No.21823206

>>21822894
>buy a sharpie
>get some cardboard
>"Blowjobs - 10$"

>> No.21823207
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21823207

BELOW $500

>> No.21823211

It's cruise time boys.

>> No.21823215

>>21823198
Thats why i have a gun a knife and a dog

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GE
KEEPS
GOING
UP

>> No.21823217

>>21823201
>>21823201
>>21823201

>> No.21823218

>>21823106
Bro that is just how Asians look. Their exoskeletons make them appear more externally rigid than humans.

>> No.21823224

>>21823170
It's already recovering

>> No.21823232
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're back
$520 EOD AAPbros

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>>21823136
The only thing I could find would be that plasma testing for COVID might be a thing soon so all vaccine companies are getting BTFO’d. Someone bought a $30 option for SRNE in September though... gonna hold. Down 25% on SRNE.

>> No.21823256

*BOING*

>> No.21823277

>>21822688
Inverse = bets against the underlying asset like stocks or silver.
2x 3x = two/three times leverage, two times losses/gains

Here's something that's probably a relatively safe ETF (2x S&P 500):
https://www.proshares.com/funds/sso.html

There is a 2x ETN that pays high dividends:
https://etracs.ubs.com/product/detail/index/ussymbol/SDYL

>> No.21823297

>>21823200
damn bro

>> No.21823306

>>21822954
It's a shitcoin.

>> No.21823351

>>21822287
Lol I got in at .66 today what's a sell 1.50

>> No.21823422

>>21822486
Dude I lost 1700$ on that trash dump it ASAP, also fuck that guy.

>> No.21823424

I did it lads. I bought aapl at the bottom and it's going up.

>> No.21823455

All this green in corona is dead stocks just because of yesterday’s convalescent plasma News? Or did I miss anything importante? I have not watched news for the last few days.

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>>21823200
Sometimes we don't learn these lessons 'till we pay for them.
t. also got fucked by bio

>> No.21823469

>>21823424

Doomp eet.

>> No.21823513

>>21823469
No, it will absolutely never be below 500 ever again until the split.

>> No.21823559

>>21822640
Yeah I fell for it and bought it on a pump at 6.64$ a month ago, that trash pumped in premarket only and sank back to high 5s where I sold weeks later at a 1700$ loss seriously fuck that guy.

>> No.21823571

I'm glad I didn't buy, I would of killed myself

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>>21822954
>no news or R&D needed to pump
>muh undervalued
>muh battery day
>muh Mars
>muh its not just a car company
>its not just a PnD

Outside of retards buying at $2100+ ATH, no one believes in this company.

Enjoy the heavy bags to all who bought friday

>> No.21823708

>>21821839
because they're retards?